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Quote #1078 (-5) [ 2003-10-06, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> He's there then?
* echelon bitchslaps Sag[a]
* Xits is now known as Saga
* Saga slaps echelon
* Saga is now known as Xits

Quote #1179 (-5) [ 2003-10-20, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nerdco> does anyone know of a port scannign utility like thing
<nerdco> that can tell you waht programs are trying to access what port
<nutty_33> nerdco
<nutty_33> netstat -a
<nerdco> k
<nerdco> nutty_33 but that doesnt tell you what program to use
<RoSWeLL> lol
<nerdco> program is using it *
<RoSWeLL> hahahahaha

Quote #1200 (-5) [ 2003-10-22, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> Anyway, this kid at school keeps whigning to me because his lanboy isnt in, i told him the ship crashed because the ships captain got BLINDED BY THE RICE.

Quote #1209 (-5) [ 2003-10-24, 13:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> farken, I'm stu[id
<Agg> -[
<Agg> +p

Quote #1286 (-5) [ 2003-11-07, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> its log, log, everyone loves a log
<Azrael> OMFG
<Azrael> REN N STIMPY
<Azrael> WIN
<Redback> NEW! Log for girls!
<Azrael> Ew
<Azrael> girl log
<Azrael> ick
<Azrael> ... not to say that guy log is bad
<Azrael> GOOD GOOD I MEANT GOOD
<Azrael> FUCKEN
<Redback> bash!
<Azrael> Fuck off!
<Redback> already done!
<Azrael> Fucker!

Quote #1292 (-5) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> dreams = teh good
<Largo> it looks so amazing and real, and you dont have to worry about great FPS or lag :D

Quote #1404 (-5) [ 2003-11-30, 23:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Studge> anyways ttfn
* @Studge has quit IRC
<colt> ttfn?
<PalaNIN> ta ta for now
<colt> omg
<colt> u know u spend to much time on irc when u know what ttfn means
<colt> why didnt i know it :/

Quote #1414 (-5) [ 2003-12-04, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) "egad! my pen0r is exposed!"

Quote #1656 (-5) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #2880 (-5) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #2366 (-5) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #2797 (-5) [ 2005-05-29, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> spam has reached an all time low, i can deal with cheap viagra, cheap drugs, and even buying marijuana seeds, but now they are trying to sell me a fake rolex

Quote #3524 (-5) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfjord> it works with anything, "I'm sick of these motherfucking [object] on this motherfucking [place]"

Quote #4224 (-5) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #4293 (-5) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT

Quote #224 (-6) [ 2003-01-02, 10:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> w00t, got my first love.scr virus
<Chemix> i wish i got some rough.sex

Quote #895 (-6) [ 2003-08-13, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm dieing
<Rik> got a fcuk headache
<Rik> no, not the fashion brand
<Rik> just a fucking tupo
<Rik> not a tupee either

Quote #1322 (-6) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #1443 (-6) [ 2003-12-15, 09:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) anyone heard that song coldplay - clocks??
(@Manaz) Yes
(@Manaz) it's been out for like 3 months or more :P
(Largo) that song = rocks :D
(@Manaz) Anyone with ears has heard it :)
(Largo) i feel like playing starcraft when i hear it
(Largo) PROPAGANDA!
* Largo runs off screaming

Quote #1717 (-6) [ 2004-03-03, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeAdLy_DuDe> bout to go out to dinner
<Sparks^> ur dad found some roadkill?

Quote #1733 (-6) [ 2004-03-09, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> yeh, alcohol is BS
<PsychoMatt> i way dont drink
<@Agg> do you way speak english?
<PsychoMatt> i can speak english, however ive chosen to adopt the colloquial styles of my demographic
<PsychoMatt> agg satisfied with that answer mate?
<@Agg> PsychoMatt - sifn't sik moite

Quote #2390 (-6) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2560 (-6) [ 2005-02-02, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> gah dont you hate it when you get shampoo in your eye :'(
<mazza> heh
<asqui> are you IRCing in the showeR?
<asqui> or just washing your hair at your desk?
<ace234> sure am, you're lucky i dont have the webcam turned on
* asqui rubs ace's thigh.
<asqui> I'm lucky you say..

Quote #2561 (-6) [ 2005-02-03, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fiche> wow 50 users, and all idling.. what is this efnet?
<port80> no
<port80> we dont do warez

Quote #3386 (-6) [ 2006-05-29, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> your where?
<mazzanet> you're.
<outy> eat a dick.
<outy> capital E

Quote #3535 (-6) [ 2006-09-04, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> teh stingray benz0red steve irwin

Quote #4137 (-6) [ 2007-06-03, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<T-roy> Anyone know how to unban my self from a CS:S server that im an admin of -_-

Quote #4200 (-6) [ 2007-08-19, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mibba> HAY GUYS
<Mibba> I JUST GOT LAID
<Mibba> by my hand
<Mibba> its called, talleh
<Gamma> Mibba NO WAY
<Gamma> thats 3 people, and im not one of them NOT FAIR
<Gamma> :(
<Mibba> 3 people?
<Ze> Gamma : you want to get laid by Talleh?
* Gamma hides
<Gamma> i said nothing Mibba NOTHING
<Gamma> forget what i said
<Ze> yeah forget about FatMan :p
<Gamma> Ze i'd sink so low now it aint funny

Quote #195 (-7) [ 2002-12-23, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> my sister is 29
<l00b3r> although being hot
<l00b3r> I would still fuck her
<l00b3r> I would fuck my dog if she wasnt 1bout 3" shorter

Quote #1000 (-7) [ 2003-09-05, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> can i give you a golden shower?
<Phyx_> i gotta warn u.. i gargle
<Sponge> haha
<Sponge> doesnt everyone enjoy getting pissed on?
<Chastity> yeah it's nice and warm and stuff
<Sponge> yep
<Sponge> like warm apple juice
<Phyx_> funnily enough
<Phyx_> if you use your imagination
<Phyx_> it can taste like it too
<Sponge> mmm
<Sponge> time for some golden goodness
<RoSWeLL> you ppl are sick :)

Quote #1989 (-7) [ 2004-05-22, 12:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

[pearla] anyone want to play total annihilation
[ neolithic] yes, about 4 years ago :D

Quote #3507 (-7) [ 2006-08-12, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FunkyBob> hmm... $17.50 for a veal parma....
<kosh> another $5 for a hand job!
<kosh> Lunchtime special

Quote #3927 (-7) [ 2006-12-24, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I carry the one house key on me - the flyscreen key - because it's the only doors that are locked.
<myne> hahaha biatch end it now
<myne> if you top your own idiot list
<biatch> Okay, so, going out to dinner and I decide I'd better shut the sliding glass doors just incase!
<myne> you've got nothing left
<biatch> The rest of my house keys are in the car. They're never used
<Sniper165> and you didnt take a sliding door key
<biatch> Bingo!
<biatch> It was in the car.
<biatch> The fucking CAR keys were in the HOUSE
<Deanodrvr> damn
<outy> hahaha
<outy> biatch said fucking
<brod|afk> lol
<biatch> I couldn't get into the house because the keys were in the car, and I couldn't get in the car because those fuckers were in the house!
<outy> what did you do?
<myne> scream like a banshee I suspect
<outy> should have waited for santa, that bastard will sneak in ya chimney

Quote #3458 (-8) [ 2006-07-20, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg gives SgtMjrTank a french oral exam

Quote #3567 (-8) [ 2006-09-26, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> so i can hang my arse out of it
<The_Dan> i dont like rooves
<The_Dan> but most convertibles are queer
<outy> mate of mine did that once in my car at 5 am to old people walking
<The_Dan> hahaha
<Ze> The_Dan : most convertibles would suit you then :)
<outy> so i swerved and his ass got stuck in the window frame
<The_Dan> AHAHAHAHAHA
<outy> he was jammed good
<Ze> outy : nicely done
<outy> pulled into a side street and sprayed his bum with wd40
<The_Dan> oh thats brilliant
<Ze> outy : getting him all lubed up , should've taken him to the red light district of the town and parked there :p
<outy> haha
<outy> i wasnt going to drive to the valley with my mates arse stuck in the windowframe
<outy> created a really bad blind spot when changing lanes
<outy> and when you check your blind spot you get an eyeful of japs eye
<mang> LOL

Quote #27 (-9) [ 2002-10-28, 02:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi is 92/m/adelaide
<Rudeboi> anyone wanna chat?
<FreeFrag> hubba hubba baby

Quote #738 (-10) [ 2003-07-07, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @Rainwulf grabs his 8 inch cock and strokes it
<Z`> yeah thats cool :P

Quote #1138 (-10) [ 2003-10-15, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> that's a load of crap
<yale_work> fod said it well, but I would have phrased it better.

Quote #1263 (-10) [ 2003-11-02, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> FreeFrag, my penis is green! please help me!
* FreeFrag sucks the greenness off

Quote #939 (-19) [ 2003-08-21, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<andY1> dunno if i just did a bad thing....
<andY1> boss just rang me, and i told him to go fuck himself