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Quote #1950 (0) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #3124 (+17) [ 2005-12-06, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> How on earth do I disable this spawn of fucking satan bullshit called the office clipboard - I want to COPY and then PASTE - I dont want this shit to think for itself and remember by last 73 fucking copies then paste the wrong fucking thing JESUS CHRIST MICROSOFT JUST MAKE IT EASY
<BBQ_69> FreeFrag, it looks like your writing a letter..

Quote #2461 (+4) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything

Quote #3636 (-3) [ 2006-11-22, 12:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Wonder why I get excited so much over 2700mAh batteries... Meh. *puts batteries down pants*

Quote #2861 (+3) [ 2005-07-03, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is looking for a new job.
<Skitzo> Hahahaha
<Quan-Time> err say what ?
<Quan-Time> how is that possible to "MISTAKE
<Quan-Time> OH FFS
<Quan-Time> fukin teyboard
<Eminoir> just like that :P

Quote #1886 (+10) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #1181 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Now I've rubbed VIA up the wrong way too it seems, I've taken bloody ages (6ish months) on a mod I was doing for them.. not good :/
<Baker> Its so hard to get X-Box parts though!
<DDsD|dinnr> Tell them DDsD vouches for Baker
<DDsD|dinnr> they know me ;)
<DDsD|dinnr> I love them long time!

Quote #3176 (-3) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.

Quote #4239 (-3) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #387 (+4) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #726 (+9) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #888 (+5) [ 2003-08-12, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> saw a fatality today
<predder> a death?
<Erve> :/
<Lurks> predder: no a birth
<StormCyko> i've never seen a fatality
<Erve> no, I killed someone in mortal kombat
<Erve> of course a death

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #2088 (+1) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #3533 (+1) [ 2006-09-03, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> if you're referring to sex, csimpson, i haven't had sex in months.
* leesa is now known as biatch
<Narcolepsy> I haven't had sex in...
<Sunset> poor biatch
<Rainwulf> for 7 months
<Narcolepsy> Almost exactly 30 hours. Hell ought to freeze over.
<Rainwulf> hrmm
<Rainwulf> time for a beer
* Narcolepsy is now known as Narc|Busy
<SirPNut> yes, the thought of even Narcolepsy getting more sex than you is enough to drive anybody to alcoholism
<Rainwulf> true
<Rainwulf> then again he is a sexy man
* Narc|Busy struts.
<Rainwulf> and in the military
<Narc|Busy> Yeah, everyone loves a man in uniform.
<Rainwulf> how could any girl resist
<Narc|Busy> Hell, I even had to turn Rainwulf down.
<biatch> Yeah but you guys are probably missing the vital point.
<biatch> Narc|Busy is probably getting sex from military MEN
<Rainwulf> being
<Rainwulf> lol
<Tabris> eh, in these modern times why be picky :P
<Narc|Busy> Any hole's a goal, right?

Quote #3825 (+4) [ 2006-12-18, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf_> my amd X2 machine is weird. its getting faster i swear, or im getting slower
<Rainwulf_> probably the caffiene leeching out of my system

Quote #2318 (+3) [ 2004-10-03, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

MxPx_Eli: My car is dead
MxPx_Eli: lol
Owen: What happened to it?
MxPx_Eli: Alternator went poof
MxPx_Eli: (and my car is homophobic) :P

Quote #4292 (+4) [ 2008-04-01, 17:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Deanodrvr> geez, i wonder what ebay nigeria would be like?
<Deanodrvr> 'please send it to my uncle, who's the prince' 'no way, my uncle's the prince too'
<Deanodrvr> 'does yours have 3 million in an overseas bank account?' 'no, he has 4 million, send me your details and i'll share it with you'

Quote #1129 (+5) [ 2003-10-14, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> great sab! now the entire of ocau can see my sexy cellulite folds!
<biatch> jesus!
<echelon> biatch is folding for ocau!
<Tapek> lol
<echelon> :P
<sabz> haha
<yale_work> rofl
<Iroquois> hehe :D
<biatch> dead sexeh.

Quote #3578 (+8) [ 2006-10-03, 09:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

enigma: i'm a fan of arguing on irc too, it's what it's made fo
enigma: *for
brodsta: Senate Question Time on irc!! :D
brodsta: how kool would that be
brodsta: "FFS will the member for Warnambool please sit down!"
brodsta: "STFU"
V8R: "GTFO!"

Quote #190 (+9) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #1562 (-1) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1715 (+9) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #2611 (+6) [ 2005-02-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nza has quit IRC (Quit: Apples and oranges aren't that different. Their weight is similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both spherical. They serve the same purpose. With the exception of a tangerine, I can't think of anything more similiar to an orange than an apple.)
* Reaver hands Nza the Strangest Quit Message award

Quote #1104 (+1) [ 2003-10-11, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> woot, japanese chef challange on SBS
<Rage> bbl
<Rage> :D

Quote #3541 (+5) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #1204 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

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Quote #40 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #1467 (0) [ 2003-12-30, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> last night i dreamt i had liv tyler in my bed, but i had no wang :S

Quote #1711 (+9) [ 2004-03-01, 21:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt^R> Flatrate Pizza's for $69.95/month*
<@Matt^R> *Greedy People will be subject to prioritization after 3pizzas/day, slowing to 1pizza per day.
<@Matt^R> After 20 pizzas , speeds drop to about 1/2 pizza/day. Underlying Cooking machine load may affect the outcomes of this service.
<@Matt^R> Pizza from Peers-to-Peers, are free, and do not count to your Pizza Total.

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #4125 (0) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #1299 (+2) [ 2003-11-10, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) hey PalaNIN
(@PalaNIN) hey
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) youe mum ever caught you having a wank behind the fridge??
(@PalaNIN) only once
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) its a good spot hey
(@PalaNIN) yeah, i do it in the leftover pasta
(@PalaNIN) fucken owns.

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #3152 (+3) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #2029 (+12) [ 2004-06-05, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> "shepparton has tractors, so it's one up on the amish"

Quote #1416 (+4) [ 2003-12-05, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i once sent a package to sciby at his work, addressed to Scott "God among Men" Eiby

Quote #1224 (+5) [ 2003-10-26, 23:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> I was reading a quote of a US senator recently on game violence.... "Games like 'CS' encourage gamers to kill innocent hostages to win. Also, it includes a 'god mode', which is when the crosshair of your sniper rifle is aimed at the head of an opponent, giving you god like control on their life"
<Nza> not exactly the quote, but close to it
<xphile> i can just imagine thier guide dogs playing and telling them all about it
<Nza> and he considered himself to be a "game expert"
<Nza> hahaha
<Nza> *ahem*