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Quote #4146 (+1) [ 2007-06-06, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hmm, tempting to buy one of those roomba things.
<Draffa> Hasn't had a wash in probably 4 or 5 months. Since last time it rained, actually.
<MadHatter> what is a roomba?
<Agg> mostly tiles here, and short-pile carpet. i reckon it'd do ok.
<Agg> vacuum robot thing.
<Agg> cruises around vacuuming.
<MadHatter> ahh
<Agg> they used to be shit but apparently they're pretty good now.
<MadHatter> you just need one to mow the lawn too and you are set
<Agg> my wife mows the lawn :)
<MadHatter> hows that for obedience :P
<MadHatter> does she cook?
<Agg> not every night, but pretty regularly
<Teddybear> always good to have room for improvement :p

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #2556 (+1) [ 2005-02-01, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

David: I hate how my wifi signal won't go through 3 brick walls :p
Fragwizard: lol David
Fragwizard: did you try :P
David: fuck oath I tried
David: that's the only way I'd get a signal here
Ashley: David, they were having a discussion about ip/CB radio in #linux before. Try that. :-P
David: hahaaha
David: WHAT!!
enigma: wha? ip over CB radio?
enigma: why not IP over bongo drums :)

Quote #1297 (+9) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #581 (+1) [ 2003-05-20, 15:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> Quadbox - slightly to late :P
<nEoLIthIc> to*
<nEoLIthIc> fuck!
<nEoLIthIc> +o
<Lurks> nEoLIthIc: it is never too late to fuck

Quote #1062 (-2) [ 2003-10-03, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLiPSiDE> the cop was giving him shit and asked what he was doin in the maccas car park
<FLiPSiDE> he sed he was waiting for them to open for breakfast
<FLiPSiDE> she saw the maccas in the back of the car already
<FLiPSiDE> and sed "oh bit of a pig are we"
<FLiPSiDE> and he sed "no, u're the one in the blu uniform"

Quote #2013 (+7) [ 2004-05-30, 13:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodzilla> any of you guys know Perl?
<Erve> yeah I know her.
<Erve> seen her around sometimes
<eDust> i hate Perl
<eDust> she's ugly
<@Crudmuffin> Not only is she ugly, she's a bitch to get along with
<@Crudmuffin> Occasionally she's nice, but then she just cracks it and it takes you a lifetime to get everything kosher again.

Quote #2305 (+9) [ 2004-09-28, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Hopefully i can do some warsitting from my AP
<INerTIal> lol
<INerTIal> warsitting
<INerTIal> thas a new one
<INerTIal> i do warbussing and warcabbing occasionally
<thetron> It's not. It when you sit on top of a hill with a Panabonic aerial and point it in different directions
<INerTIal> panabonic>
<INerTIal> ???
<INerTIal> you mean parabolic
<thetron> yeh i get the para bit confused
<Agg> panabonic is when you point your erection in different directions
<INerTIal> lol
<thor--> :]
<JesterX> i did that once
<JesterX> spent the night in the slammer
<thor--> i did it not so long ago, didnt pick anything up unfortunatley ;)

Quote #381 (+11) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #4377 (+1) [ 2013-12-08, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

Quote #1838 (+1) [ 2004-04-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> doesn't insurance give you a car till yours is fixed / written off?
<yaleman> that's only if your car breaks down over 100km from your house
<yaleman> not if you smash it into some other carns

Quote #1522 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #900 (+8) [ 2003-08-13, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> How does a prepubesent teenager have xeons?
<Erve> oh he's in Hobart
<Erve> he got his sister to pay him for sex, that explains it
<Erve> :redface:

Quote #1162 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|A> neolithic, CANCEL IT QUICK
<Frag|A> IT'S INSTALLING MAC OS 10.2.7
<neolithic> nooooooooooooooooooo
* neolithic explodes
<Frag|A> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO BEING A N00B WITH A SINGLE MOUSE BUTTON
<neolithic> the fucker wont quit!

Quote #4151 (+10) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #3056 (+6) [ 2005-10-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Agg: i had a race with a guy on a bike the other day
<VooDoo> Aprilla 2 stroke thing. I destroyed him :D
<Agg> you destroyed his mighty 125 or 250cc engine.. go you :)

Quote #1967 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 00:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit with a large trout
<thetron> slap me on the but next time
* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit (on the but) with a large trout
<ethanol> what's a but, thetron?
<thetron> Your a n00b
<Lombers> its butt btw
<thetron> you sound like a alien thats just landed on the planet earth
<Lombers> thats not a very good insult thetron
<Lombers> try again
<Lombers> at least get a little personal :P
<thetron> Cont: An Alien whom never experience anal sex before
<thetron> "Earthing. Whats a butt?"

Quote #2599 (+3) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #3152 (+4) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #40 (0) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #3355 (0) [ 2006-05-06, 10:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> what's the usual dead component that causes the pc to not power up at all - gotta be mobo hasn't it?
<Narcolepsy> Checked for shorts?
<MonoAWAY> anything past the mobo would allow boot but not post?
<MonoAWAY> yes i'm wearing shorts now

Quote #2537 (+2) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2490 (+18) [ 2005-01-12, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> bitches
<Crudmuffin> slut
<TheWedgie> tart
<knowsfords> oh be nice
* TheWedgie slaps knowsfords with his keyboard.
* knowsfords spits the S-T-F-U keys back at TheWedgie

Quote #2111 (+7) [ 2004-07-06, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar_> Heh. This is like swordfish. Terrorists bomb a hospital, they tactically nuke a city. My neighbours are playing Linkin Park, I unleash Shatners version of Mr Tambourine Man at full volume
<yaleman> lol
<Quilb> Radar_: its scary that you have it.
<Radar_> I have it stored away for moments like this.
<Radar_> Hmm, it's stopped. Good ol' Shatner can allways get the job done

Quote #890 (0) [ 2003-08-13, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> seeya soon
<NozzUni> seeya soon
<NozzUni> jinx :-)
<echelon> mmm mm m mmm mmmm!

Quote #3535 (-6) [ 2006-09-04, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> teh stingray benz0red steve irwin

Quote #1945 (+10) [ 2004-05-09, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Hahaah
<WMinstrel> In the for sale forum
<WMinstrel> " 8 Adult Movie Tickets"
<WMinstrel> I was like "PORN! HUZZAH!"
<DDsD> I don't like the idea of going to watch an Adult Film in a theatre to find some dude sitting in the chair next to me ejaculating in my popcorn :/
<WMinstrel> Hahahaha.
<TensopAway> why are you taking popcorn into a porn movie?

Quote #2672 (+4) [ 2005-04-10, 14:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(snoopz): anyone want to play css
(nza): ok i'll start
(nza): <style type="text/css">

Quote #2162 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* kaji is also half dutch
<^Lis> fantastic! a compliment it is then!
<^Lis> does that mean you have a big penis kaji?
<kaji> hhehehehehehe
<^Lis> you being half dutch that is?
<^Lis> lol
* kaji smiles
<^Lis> actually, shouldn't it mean you have a half big penis...you only being half dutch and all :P

Quote #3508 (+3) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #670 (+7) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #2379 (+4) [ 2004-11-10, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lartnec> sarah wants me to move out with her
<Lartnec> but she's looking at strathers
<Lartnec> so screw that :(
<NoFX-Eli> yeah
<NoFX-Eli> what's the point
<NoFX-Eli> no pool table
<Lartnec> lol
<Lartnec> thats all you need
<Lartnec> dont need no fancy internet
<Lartnec> or electricity for that matter
<Lartnec> just a block of wood, some holes and a stick
<Lartnec> and maybe some balls
<Lartnec> but hey thats optional

Quote #1333 (-1) [ 2003-11-15, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JiudoMindTricks> how do I set an away status??
<JiudoMindTricks> I've never used this before
<Ken-> Type /s away message
* JiudoMindTricks has quit IRC (Exit: )
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Ken-> ROFLMAO
<RoSWeLL> HAHAHA
<Ken-> OWNED

Quote #1295 (-1) [ 2003-11-09, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chief> socialogy - whats that
<bundy> Chief, its like psychology, but full of bullshit and ugly chicks
<Chief> oh
<bundy> yeah..
<Trav> mark an ugly chick to you is a hot chick to someone else, remember that
<bundy> yeah good point
<Chief> women who drive barinas that reckon they can help everyone in the world, an drink diesel and smoke comes out their ears? those type bundy
<bundy> yeah Chief. the ones that ask 400000 questions that have nothing to do with the subject. then fail badly and do it again the next semester
<bundy> then get kicked out of uni
<bundy> and then go to tafe and do a diploma of prostitution
<bundy> then live in ipswich

Quote #2516 (+12) [ 2005-01-19, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> I watched "Bootmen" today
<Flora> It is good
<Flora> but sad
<Krypt0n> bootmen?
<Flora> About tap dancing
<Krypt0n> does he have a sidekick called ribbon?

Quote #1484 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carl> I'm not a software pirate, I only use things under the GNU, like Windows XP, for example.

Quote #1431 (+2) [ 2003-12-09, 23:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> grandfather's bugle sounds like a euphemism
<element> for penis
<element> you have to blow SO hard
<element> and keep your lips tight
<MonoJoker> that's rank
<element> im being serious thats how you play it
<Hunter> should i be worried that you know all this
<Manaz> About your grandfather's penis, no less...
<element> tighter your lips=higher the sound
<Manaz> When you bite too hard, he screams?
<Hunter> lol
<william> rofl
<element> when i tighten my lips too much :
<Manaz> So you don't use your teeth on him? How considerate of you... :/
<Hunter> haha

Quote #1191 (+3) [ 2003-10-22, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> whats that popular fan/temperature program thing that nearly everyone uses
<knowsfords> motherboard monitor isnt it?
<knowsfords> thanks knowsfords
<knowsfords> don't mention it