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Quote #4195 (-2) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #3122 (+9) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #2776 (+36) [ 2005-05-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Movie> My old nickname used to be Dark Assassin.
<Narc|Movie> One time playing a game on a BBS (before teh intarweb) it had a language filter, and my nick ended up being Dark Buttbuttin.
<Narc|Movie> That sucked.
<Fragwizard> lol

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #3245 (+7) [ 2006-02-09, 18:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> ok, so is it fair to say the top hole can suck or blow depending on what i want to achieve?

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #1342 (+3) [ 2003-11-16, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Dear God, in the next version of mIRC could you please make it so I can tab complete long and complicated words like "vanilla" and "everyone"?

Quote #2158 (+6) [ 2004-07-19, 10:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Draffa closed the wrong window!
<Draffa> a whole hour of work, GONE!
<wolfeh_> it's ok i have our cyber on logs :D
<Draffa> FUCK!

Quote #1880 (+4) [ 2004-04-27, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yuuhi-kun> once my japanese class starts
<Yuuhi-kun> im gonna ask the finest girl in the class out
<The_uniKoRnio> lol
<Skylar> lol
<ltCd-> ......
<Yuuhi-kun> and get rejected
<Skylar> ull get rejected
<ltCd-> and ur gonna get rejected.

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #1888 (+8) [ 2004-04-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PolishMani> i didnt think it would be this hard to find a foos ball table in Australia...an el cheapo one
<@Agg> I pity the foos.

Quote #103 (-3) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #3891 (+2) [ 2006-12-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frost|work> Draffa|a: I tried dating a girl 3 years younger than me a little while ago, NEVER AGAIN
<noel-fjord> Frost|work: she stole your crayons?
<Frost|work> noel-fjord: worse, my blankey :(

Quote #3080 (-3) [ 2005-11-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grog: Also in 2004, newletter Popbitch reported that one of its readers worked at a brothel that Noll frequently used. Noll strenuously denied the allegations but admitted using marijuana and using a brothel "as a kid".
Grog: lol
TheWedgie: haha
Draffa: using a brothel as a kid eh?
Draffa: did he get a discount?
Crudmuffin: concession rates, heh
yaleman_: "kids eat for free"

Quote #2876 (+1) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #482 (+5) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #1008 (+1) [ 2003-09-07, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gergij> my brother just had the iron explode in his hands
<Gergij> he is okay
<Gergij> brb

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #1425 (+7) [ 2003-12-07, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shadey: my pc sound is broken again
Shadey: dad said he was playing battlefields and it just stopped
Shadey: i tried winamp and its broken
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
Shadey: its off. i have the side off the case. i thought it might be the jumpers again. they just can come off cant they?
TheWedgie: no
Shadey: ok its on now
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
TheWedgie: and?
Shadey: it was muted

Quote #3286 (+10) [ 2006-03-20, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HarlyQuinn> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/kombatbunni/My%20Photos/nurse1.jpg
<Tzortst> HarlyQuinn is that you?
<Fred_Nurk> you'd hope not
<Fred_Nurk> that'd be a chew your arm off I reckon
<HarlyQuinn> gee thanks
<Hunter> real harsh
<HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself
<Sniper4900> <HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself<<would be better off
<Sniper4900> :)

Quote #551 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #1301 (+45) [ 2003-11-11, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> okay kids, business pitch time
<Fod> tell if me if it'll sell
<Fod> prawn crackers, shaped like nekkid ladies
<Fod> called pr0n crackers :)

Quote #614 (-1) [ 2003-06-01, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tate has quit IRC (Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your fathers mad, your mothers now your lover)
<FLoRa> That is one of the most fucked up quit messages ever.
<Hydra> and this one is too: [20:26] *** DoWnUnDeR Quit (I was raised by the tv and Jerry Springer was my brother, and my mothers cousin was the uncle of my sister's niece...)
<Greg> OMG YUCK
<FLoRa> ...
<FLoRa> That's some seriously whacked shit.
<Greg> lol
<Greg> i just fully grasped the grossness of that
<Greg> actually
<Greg> i still dont get the grossness of that saying
<Greg> im even drawing a diagram for it

Quote #1471 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 18:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tommmo is not from vic
<@gords> where are you from tom?
<Tommmo> adelaide gords
<Tommmo> the city of CHURCHES
<brembo`> and people in barrels

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #4106 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #1373 (+2) [ 2003-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Iroquois] You realise this is the pinnacle of geekdom. Debating Star Trek.
[@Agg] Iroquois - no, writing pornographic star trek fanfiction on a computer you created by yourself is the pinnacle of geekdom.

Quote #652 (+9) [ 2003-06-10, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> what's it about z3[n]?
<z3[n]> biatch: some n00b flaming me
<gords> what, one n00b flaming another n00b?
<Rik|away> n00b wars, coming soon to AOL tv!
<nEoLIthIc> LOL
<Rage> nEoLIthIc - you're the end boss n00b

Quote #2140 (+5) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #3995 (+3) [ 2007-01-02, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> irony: riding home at midnight listening to midnight oil and slipping on a patch of oil
* scycle has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> Happen just now to you LemMinG?
<The_Wookie> lol
<LemMinG> yup
<LemMinG> didn't hurt myself
<brodsta> A patch of oil...odd
<LemMinG> but looks like some fucker lost his all his oil on the road home
<brodsta> lol
<The_Wookie> could be worse...you could have fallen asleep listening to 'beds are burning' and woken up with your room on fire

Quote #1314 (+3) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #172 (0) [ 2002-12-16, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> hehe my name is reece
<Hibba> my name can be spelt, reese, reece, and Rhys
<Decker> err
<Decker> dude
<Decker> gayman
<Decker> reese butter cups is food
<Hibba> i know
<Decker> I wasnt callinh you buttercup
<Hibba> t00l
<Decker> fag

Quote #2973 (+10) [ 2005-09-09, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> mmmm melted cheese and tomato
<Ashley> Ooh. How do you melt tomato?

Quote #2727 (+3) [ 2005-04-30, 08:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @aftahours ] hmm i just sneezed 9 times in a row
[ @aftahours ] thats 11
[ shift ] once more and your nose will fall off
[ @aftahours ] OH NOSE!
[ @aftahours ] lol

Quote #9 (+14) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage-sifnt> ffs, i have a WHOLE cow stuck in my braces
<othy> Rage-sifnt, i can think of worse places to have a whole cow stuck
<knowsfords> othy: in a barn?