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Quote #916 (+11) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #966 (+11) [ 2003-08-29, 10:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(wild): ah, nothing drowns out the taste of home brand pie better than tomato sauce.
(echelon): tomato sauce will drown out anything. Try it on siblings. Works wonders.

Quote #996 (+11) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #1216 (+11) [ 2003-10-24, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kas-> so gambino? you're into doing dj sets #on_the_dex in #sydney and #melbourne while having #sex with #teens in #macedonia ?
<RoSWeLL> hahahahahaa
<RoSWeLL> damn that is some good multitasking

Quote #1310 (+11) [ 2003-11-13, 09:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gatecrash> its a PC, with UV die through it
<Fatal|T0nY> hay
<Fatal|PalaNIN> who cool
<gatecrash> it enhances performance by at least 500mhz
<Fatal|PalaNIN> *whoa
<Fatal|T0nY> it looks shite
<Fatal|PalaNIN> are you serious
<gatecrashno> dude im not
<gatecrash> how can paint make a pc faster?

Quote #1493 (+11) [ 2004-01-09, 00:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(skitz) r huntsman spiders dangerous?
(Squigy) no
(GooSE) no
(skitz) there's one on my monitor
(Fod) eat it
(skitz) it likes the heat
(Fod) it's ... w33t
(skitz) :
(Hibba_) lick it
(skitz) can they bite and hurt?
(INerTIal) bite and hurt yes
(INerTIal) kill you no
(Fod) not if you eat them first

Quote #1496 (+11) [ 2004-01-09, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> "Penguins have extraordinary pooing powers, according to a team of scientists from a German university. They went to the Antarctic to study the creatures, and found they shoot their poo 38 centimetres from their nests. The scientists worked out the penguins' poo comes out at more than four times the force a human can manage"
<j> I see a new version of Tux Racer

Quote #1662 (+11) [ 2004-02-19, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> a mate sent me this, only porn i've ever kept
<Fod> suuure
<Nick> true
<Fod> YOU'RE A SKINFIEND AND YOU KNOW IT
<Nick> SKINFIEND?
<Fod> pornography = "the skin trade"
<Nick> i really don't like it though.. 99% of it makes me get an anti-boner
<Fod> porno sex is so fucking ridiculous
<Nick> amen to that
<Fod> HI, I'M HERE TO FIX THE TV
<Fod> LET'S HAVE UPSIDE DOWN BUTTSEX
<Nick> rofl
<Nick> off to ugquotes

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1732 (+11) [ 2004-03-09, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nothing is easy in linux
<Ross> heh
<Ross> Some things are un-necessarily hard
<Ross> like lm_sensors
<knowsfords> or scratching the centre of your back

Quote #1747 (+11) [ 2004-03-16, 12:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rb> the roflcopter is dropping the lollerbombs

Quote #1788 (+11) [ 2004-03-29, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> god my bird is nuts: he just put his head into his bell like a helmet and goes crazy whistling
<b0x> remembering bird nam :p
<Draffa> "Kitty! In the trees!"

Quote #1818 (+11) [ 2004-04-10, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> shut the fuck up owen
<Owen> No, you
<DrillSGT> No, you
<-- Z has kicked DrillSGT from #n00b ((OblongCheese) No, you)
--> DrillSGT (drillsgt@CPE-144-137-154-123.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #n00b
<DrillSGT> hahaha
<DrillSGT> you think your smart owen
<Skitzo> Haha.
<-- Owen has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DrillSGT> I unpluged him from the hub ;)

Quote #1851 (+11) [ 2004-04-17, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|WiFi> Oh fuck
<BenZ|WiFi> we chucked a tommo
<BenZ|WiFi> CD Player + Wireless and now im stuck out the front of someones house on wireless.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, suck it.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, net send the people inside for help.
<V8R[2400]> hmm, i cant spot the problem, BenZ|WiFi
<WMinstrel> "Hello? I'm outside stealing bandwidth, can you help me?"

Quote #1917 (+11) [ 2004-05-04, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> ooh, got our new couch btw.
<@Crudmuffin> leather > *
<Erve> skin on leather > *
<@DDsD> Skin > *
* @DDsD wiins

Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #2082 (+11) [ 2004-06-26, 17:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> this morning i went downstairs to tell the building manager my airconditioner's not working and he had some cute girl there with him (works for the same company) and she was saying the whole building's the same, they're all not working, and i think she was there to keep people happy
<eDust> you can't get angry with a good looking girl like that
<@gords> haha
<@D_Web> hahaha
<WedgieDC> lol
<eDust> and she said it's getting fixed monday, and i'm thinking, what? how can i survive without airconditioning, but she's smiling heaps... so i just walked away smiling

Quote #2228 (+11) [ 2004-08-08, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Redback, fark... on the tip of my tongue..
<Falkor> err. the name of the song that is.
<Redback> you want me to do what on the tip of your tounge?
<Falkor> yeah yeah.. shutup..

Quote #2433 (+11) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #2442 (+11) [ 2004-12-20, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> around 30 years ago, my dad recieved some cylinder from sweden, someone died overthere and he was a decendent of that person... my dad never did anything about it, and we have no idea where he put the cylinder
<edj> only found out after his funeral when my uncle, (his brother) told me about it
<Agg> what was in the cylinder, edj?
<edj> some official swedish document
<edj> land rights or something, I don't really know much about it, but it had the official seal of sweden on it
<dr_red> edj: you could be rich!
<edj> back then they figured it was way to expensive to go to sweden and claim it, so they just left it
<dr_red> it could be a shitload of land
<dr_red> id be looking into it
<Agg> You own Sweden. Would you like to build a hotel ($185)? (Y/n)
<edj> lol, my dad chose "n" unfortunately

Quote #2726 (+11) [ 2005-04-29, 19:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> what can i say? i'm a dirty dirty corporate whore

Quote #2745 (+11) [ 2005-05-11, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jayci> someone? Rove hasnt got cancer has he?
<Erve> yes
<Erve> its in his funny bone
<Erve> boom tish

Quote #2951 (+11) [ 2005-08-26, 01:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cham|Zzz> women are like HT pentiums mate, they multi task at near full speed. Men are like AMD's, sure theyll multi task but each extra task will slow things down exponentially.
<Cham|Zzz> Thats why the majority of maccas drive through staff is normally a female.
<Ultimata``> Cham|Zzz, yeah, but men can do one task at a time, blizingly fast, and can game better, as well. :D
<oli> Cham|Zzz: hahahhaa
<Ultimata``> -but
<oli> and women are expensive too
<oli> just like pentiums
<Ultimata``> and can fold faster
* Cham|Zzz points out that just like prescott's, women are hot headed and it only gets worse under load :P

Quote #2976 (+11) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #3023 (+11) [ 2005-10-13, 17:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freman> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

Quote #3136 (+11) [ 2005-12-12, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> Condense soup, not books!
<gords> reader's digest bothering you again, Freaek?
<Freaek> those lousy fuckers
<Freaek> word nazis!
<TheWedgie> lol
<Freaek> oh sure, you laugh now, but just you wait. It'll be a lolercaust all over again

Quote #3156 (+11) [ 2005-12-23, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Jessica> Heheh
<Jessica> Yeah.
<Jessica> I got packed full of it.
<FatMan> wtf?
* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has left #overclockers

Quote #3186 (+11) [ 2006-01-11, 13:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SgtMjrTech: i swear i want to know what my sis does on this pc.... trojan after trojan after trojan
Bern: maybe she's storming troy

Quote #3202 (+11) [ 2006-01-16, 12:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SolidRed> i shot lazers from my eyes during sex
<SolidRed> its an annoying power

Quote #3214 (+11) [ 2006-01-22, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@knowsfords> I hear that when you pour tassie beer, it has two heads

Quote #3271 (+11) [ 2006-02-25, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> no beta|happy, Stygian is living proof that gladwrap and a rubber band does not make an effective form of contraceptive
<beta|happy> gogo SirPNut
* DX` has joined #overclockers
<Stygian> lol gee thanks
<Agg> but marsbars wrappers are ok still, right? right??
* Z sets mode: +o Daemon
<Agg> king-size mars bars, of course, ahem
<Quadbox> lol agg, of course
<Daemon> Agg: only on the first of the month
<Quadbox> they're heat-sealed
<beta|happy> rofl
<Quadbox> :p
<Daemon> otherwise it's snickers :P
<beta|happy> Quadbox at what temp do they seal them ?
<Quadbox> no! cherry ripe
<Tabris> flake
<Agg> picnic bars are ok, but only for anal
<Quadbox> how the fuck should I know, beta|happy?
<beta|happy> coke bottle
<Daemon> Quadbox: it is? uh oh
* Agg was kicked by Agg (ffs)
<knowsfords> I cant find king sized mars bars/snickers around here :(
* Agg has joined #overclockers
<Quadbox> Agg: what, because they're peanutty and chunky? :p
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Stygian> lol
<Agg> aherrm
<beta|happy> Quadbox your the science freak
<Tabris> too low brow even for yourself
<Agg> Quadbox - coz they look like a turd.
<knowsfords> its only the single or the new dual bars
<Daemon> Agg: think, then type. It's a powerful combination ;)

Quote #3388 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 13:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

Quote #4349 (+11) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #3588 (+11) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #3595 (+11) [ 2006-10-13, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

< FatMan> you fill my heart with love, and my penis with blood.

Quote #3598 (+11) [ 2006-10-14, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bolex17> Agg, my msn girlfriend dumped me :(
<mazzanet> ?
<pooger> bolex17: please tell me your kidding :P
<bolex17> i met her on habbohotel
<Turophile> That's what I was thinking pooger.
<bolex17> lol
<Turophile> ...
<Turophile> Oh Lord.
<Agg> bolex17 - your msn girlfriend was a 50yo man in utah

Quote #3638 (+11) [ 2006-11-23, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> [link removed to protect the innocent] nsfw plz dont ban me
<Manaz> outy. leave.
* outy has left #overclockers
<iro> hey it worked

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #4151 (+11) [ 2007-06-07, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

BFM: Bah, How do I block smilies from my mates MSN. He's assigned normal letters to flashing gifs ffs
echelon_: BFM: the first step is to punch your mate in the face

Quote #4059 (+11) [ 2007-03-17, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Would it be weird of me to blowdry and straighten my hair at work?
<Ze> yes
<iro> I'd say yes.
<Ze> I'd say fuck yes
<dembowns> which hair?

Quote #4314 (+11) [ 2008-05-07, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< glasTop> What's the usless bit of skin attached to the penis? The man :P (j/k)
< Teddybear> it's not useless
< glasTop> No, its not
< Teddybear> it cooks and cracks lame jokes
< glasTop> Fuck you, Teddybear

Quote #49 (+10) [ 2002-11-04, 05:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<`Rage> in the gay olympics, do they play rugby? 'cause i DONT want to see that
<Agg[busy]> rugmunchby
<DJ-Studd> The gay olympics are gay
<DJ-Studd> well, um, yeh...
<LINUX> there's gay olympics now?
<`Rage> yeah
<Fred_Nurk> hehehe, gay rugby
<Fred_Nurk> scrum would take on a whole new meaning

Quote #72 (+10) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #116 (+10) [ 2002-11-22, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> a fan is for cooling
<Freaek> a fan is for stalking
<Freaek> DIAL M FOR MUUUUURRRRDER!

Quote #126 (+10) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #146 (+10) [ 2002-12-09, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Indef> laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> opps
* Indef laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> fkn /me
<Cav> cant anyone spell oops this morning?
<Anarki> Indef: fkn /yourself
<Anarki> damn you

Quote #232 (+10) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg

Quote #246 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #248 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #307 (+10) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass