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Quote #3676 (+1) [ 2006-12-05, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> today i saw what looked like a chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a train station platform
<tensop> damnit.. need a job
<tensop> so fkn bored

Quote #3662 (0) [ 2006-12-04, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* BradR|Lap finishes the job of by slapping Skitzo with an oversized novelty benZor
< rodgrech> benzor is oversized as it is... an oversized novelty benzor would require specalist lifting equipment

Quote #3642 (-2) [ 2006-12-01, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> i thought you had blonde streaks?
<brodsta> ...that too
<brodsta> natural colour is mousey brown though
<kelwyn> kingy: not really
<Agg> only in her personality, Kingy
* Agg runs away
<kelwyn> :(

Quote #3641 (+10) [ 2006-11-28, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> ffs, hurry up with the internet iiNet
<Falkor> you can't fit through the tubes benz
<Freaek> what about a truck Falkor?
<Falkor> possibly

Quote #3640 (+3) [ 2006-11-28, 12:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> someone just came up to me and asked me to show them how to edit a pdf file with mspaint
<Falkor> lol
<Freaek> aparently my blank stare unnerved them
<Freaek> and they ran away

Quote #3638 (+11) [ 2006-11-23, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> [link removed to protect the innocent] nsfw plz dont ban me
<Manaz> outy. leave.
* outy has left #overclockers
<iro> hey it worked

Quote #3636 (-3) [ 2006-11-22, 12:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Wonder why I get excited so much over 2700mAh batteries... Meh. *puts batteries down pants*

Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #3631 (-2) [ 2006-11-18, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> fact of the day: towers held together with gaffer will eventually give way

Quote #3630 (+2) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P

Quote #3626 (+8) [ 2006-11-10, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* afta|z was kicked by afta|z (afta|z)
* afta|z has joined #overclockers
<afta|z> oops

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #3619 (+10) [ 2006-10-30, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Danspec> so how does the MS recorvery console work?
<benz> badly
<Danspec> an answer from someone that isnt a twat?
<BBQ_69> that actually sums it up pretty well
<Danspec> yes well
<Danspec> thats hardly helpful
<BBQ_69> just like the recovery console

Quote #3612 (+19) [ 2006-10-23, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Agg: I only just saw your "ohmly" pun, and fuck you. I groaned.
<Agg> Jessica - pfft, you've got to stay more current than that.
<Jessica> OH GOD
<Agg> watt?
<aftahours> lol
<sabretooth> I'm here, I'm here
<Jessica> I'm vomiting groans all over the place.
<Agg> my work here is done.
<Agg> (potentially)
* thetron gives Agg a medal
<Jessica> Agg: One of my friends has the following to say
<Jessica> "I laughed really hard at the "watt". That was shockingly good."
<Jessica> me: "SHUT UP"
<Agg> hehe
<Jessica> him: "Sorry, I didn't mean to jolt you like that "
<Agg> tell him to stop arcing on about it.
<Jessica> Me too. People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<TheWedgie> bit of a humour brownout there Agg.
<sabretooth> Oh no.
<Jessica> People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<Jessica> ..yeah.
<Agg> yes, i had an alternate, but i decided to be more direct.
<Jessica> you two need to get a fucking room.
<sabretooth> Everyone, LOOK AWAY
<Jessica> "I'll be generating these things for a while"
<TheWedgie> i guess you could really socket to em though.
* Agg averts his gaze
<Jin-Jah> Agg you're a shocker
<sabretooth> The pun-o-meter's going off the scale
<Jessica> "He oughta be charged for that one"
<sabretooth> Ohh, very good. But GROAN.
<Jessica> "I mean, it had a lot of potential"
<TheWedgie> Jessica - still plugging away eh..
<sabretooth> Agg, she's starting to outpun you.
<Turophile> :)
<Agg> hey, i already used potential! you've blown it, buddy!
<sabretooth> The puns are discharging all over the place.
<Jessica> Really?
<Agg> what are you, anode?
* BTC chases the puns all over the place
<BTC> whoop whoop whoop
<sabretooth> Agg, it was induced out of me.
<aftahours> agg can't resist.
<Asteroid> well that sure sent the conversation flat
<Ashley> IRC: Outlet for insanity.
<sabretooth> I nearly diode.
<aftahours> lol
<TheWedgie> hahahaha
<Agg> it's ok, i've nearly discharged my capacity.
<Asteroid> ooh, resistance
<Turophile> IRC: Outlet of my insanity, inlet of others.
* aftahours steals agg's pot
<sabretooth> Hey I used discharge!
<Jin-Jah> nice triode at a final attempt there
<sabretooth> I'll have to pop a cap in yo ass.
<Asteroid> ooh subtly afta :)
<Agg> i blame Jessica. she LED us all astray.
<V8R[hm]> heh
<Jessica> alrighty
<Bern> YOU lot are revolting
<Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us!
<sabretooth> Clearly, she could have short circuited the whole thing and passed this whole mess
<thetron> Bern: Sorry mr sexy pants
<aftahours> <Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us! <-- lmao
<sabretooth> Bern: thetron wasn't energised by your pun, clearly.
<TheWedgie> you two sure are generating a lot of puns...
<Agg> we're all a bit excited.
<V8R[hm]> man, you guys are on fire.. my side hertz from the lol
* Shaun rocks out to AC/DC
<Shadey> lol
<Bern> sabretooth: his reply has left me flat
<Asteroid> i used that one
<BradR|Lap> heh
* V8R[hm] gives Bern a wave
* thetron wonders where the world is i386 camera 1 is now
<Agg> and i don't mean to be negative.. but i've got to go to the bank and repay what cathode.
* Asteroid sines out
* Agg bows out
* sabretooth sines a few autographs.
<Asteroid> stop being such squares
<Agg> don't be so inverse.
<BradR|Lap> heh
<V8R[hm]> this is looking terminal
<Cypher`> how far away is the bank as the CRO flys?
<V8R[hm]> lol
<Asteroid> i could cut the tension in here with a sawtooth
<Jin-Jah> hahaha
<BTC> The name is Baud......, James Baud...
<sabretooth> Agg, I don't like your conduct.
<V8R[hm]> try Asteroid, much HT in here
<BradR|Lap> some people are showing really odd sines in here
<BradR|Lap> im worried
<Agg> sabretooth - i'm not here to shroud you from interference.
<BradR|Lap> resistance is futile!
* Asteroid equips RF sheilding
<sabretooth> Agg, but I'll only be here faraday.
* Asteroid transforms
<BTC> Disinformation is not as good as datinformation
<Agg> sabretooth - put it away, fermi.
<Shadey> HAHA
<V8R[hm]> all your base, Asteroid...
<Asteroid> what you say?
<sabretooth> I'm feeling pretty polarised by the whole thing.
* Asteroid PICs up his socks
* Bern calls the coppers
<kelwyn> quit while youre still ahead, sunshine
<sabretooth> Bern: maybe they can amp it up a bit
<Turophile> I'll awp you.
<Bern> I'm sure they can trace the source of the breakout sabretooth
<sabretooth> Damn, I think I'm punned out.
<Shadey> haha
<TheWedgie> suffered a pun blackout sabretooth?
<falkor> sabretooth, i find that impossible to believe
<kelwyn> sabretooth, i told you to quit while you were ahead
<sabretooth> The whole thing's been rather electrifying.
<Bern> if you meditate you can recharge your pun bank
<Turophile> Asteroid: Difuse?
<Turophile> Asteroid: I'll Hue/Saturate you in a minute =
<Bern> follow after me... Ohmmmm, Ohmmm
<sabretooth> I'm quite fluxed.
<Bern> Solder on sabretooth, solder on
<sabretooth> That was used :p
<sabretooth> You shouldn't oscillate around the same words.
<kelwyn> sabretooth stop
<sabretooth> The way you flyback to the same old words just doesn't work!
<kelwyn> you;re getting painful to watch
<sabretooth> Gah!
<sabretooth> But the frequency of the puns is increasing!
<kelwyn> sabz, dont be that guy.
<sabretooth> hEMF. Okay, I'll stop.
* kelwyn stabs sabre

Quote #3606 (+3) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #3598 (+9) [ 2006-10-14, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bolex17> Agg, my msn girlfriend dumped me :(
<mazzanet> ?
<pooger> bolex17: please tell me your kidding :P
<bolex17> i met her on habbohotel
<Turophile> That's what I was thinking pooger.
<bolex17> lol
<Turophile> ...
<Turophile> Oh Lord.
<Agg> bolex17 - your msn girlfriend was a 50yo man in utah

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #3595 (+12) [ 2006-10-13, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

< FatMan> you fill my heart with love, and my penis with blood.

Quote #3594 (+4) [ 2006-10-13, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pcweirdo> benz and bolex, sitting in a tree, C-T-C-P-I-N-G. first comes ping, then checking version, then comes a baby in the baby carriage...

Quote #3592 (+6) [ 2006-10-12, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> 2nd in pub triv.. boo
<@Firemoth> You've gotten too used to coming first. :P

Quote #3588 (+9) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #3585 (+5) [ 2006-10-04, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> Willay do you have deep down gay feelings for every thing in #overclockers with a penis?
<Willay> honestly?
<@Agg> they're not very deep down, i can see them from here

Quote #3583 (-3) [ 2006-10-04, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> kiss my balls
The_Dan would be delighted

Quote #3578 (+8) [ 2006-10-03, 09:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

enigma: i'm a fan of arguing on irc too, it's what it's made fo
enigma: *for
brodsta: Senate Question Time on irc!! :D
brodsta: how kool would that be
brodsta: "FFS will the member for Warnambool please sit down!"
brodsta: "STFU"
V8R: "GTFO!"

Quote #3571 (-5) [ 2006-09-28, 02:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> man, my stomach feels like its trying to cook a baby in a clothes drier
<outy> either that or its digesting a besser brick
<outy> and id remember eating a besser brick
<Draffa> would you remember eating a baby?
<outy> its not the baby im worried about
<outy> its the clothes drier
<Draffa> that could cause problems at 'the other end' i suppose.
<outy> Draffa, who are you? optus tech support?
<Draffa> I wish. Then I could be rude and condescending to the customers.

Quote #3570 (+2) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #3568 (+3) [ 2006-09-26, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QoS (~jircii@***.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #apple
<FreeFrag> Great, IRC will be faster and more reliable now that QoS is here!

Quote #3567 (-9) [ 2006-09-26, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> so i can hang my arse out of it
<The_Dan> i dont like rooves
<The_Dan> but most convertibles are queer
<outy> mate of mine did that once in my car at 5 am to old people walking
<The_Dan> hahaha
<Ze> The_Dan : most convertibles would suit you then :)
<outy> so i swerved and his ass got stuck in the window frame
<The_Dan> AHAHAHAHAHA
<outy> he was jammed good
<Ze> outy : nicely done
<outy> pulled into a side street and sprayed his bum with wd40
<The_Dan> oh thats brilliant
<Ze> outy : getting him all lubed up , should've taken him to the red light district of the town and parked there :p
<outy> haha
<outy> i wasnt going to drive to the valley with my mates arse stuck in the windowframe
<outy> created a really bad blind spot when changing lanes
<outy> and when you check your blind spot you get an eyeful of japs eye
<mang> LOL

Quote #3566 (+6) [ 2006-09-26, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* V8R[hm] ircs from telstra hotspot
* V8R[hm] has quit (Ping timeout)

Quote #3560 (+3) [ 2006-09-20, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> There's only one person i kinda want to sleep with atm
<benz> and he's awesome =)

Quote #3558 (+2) [ 2006-09-20, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Will[A]y: Well i have no mobile. Only a Skype line :)
<Will[A]y> thats totally useless but ok :)
<@Agg> how forward-thinking of you :)
<@Agg> unless you want to leave your house at any point.

Quote #3555 (-2) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #3552 (+3) [ 2006-09-13, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddywork> all you have to do is say "autodesk" and "crash" and bang, computer dies
* Quits: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210)
<Teddywork> FFs

Quote #3545 (-2) [ 2006-09-09, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> bern's only going karting coz he thought he was signing up to "ride tarts"
<Jessica> Ride.. tarts?
<Jessica> But i'm not going karting..

Quote #3541 (+6) [ 2006-09-07, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> nick
<Redback> give me 100 z access k
<Nick> 17:12 -Z(zed@dead.oz.org)- Added user redback to #wow with access level 400
<falkor_> nick
<falkor_> gimme o line k
<Nick> falkor_: no
<falkor_> lol
<falkor_> k
<Redback> falkor: the key to not being dissapointed is to ask for things your likely to get
<falkor_> Nick, gimme sex k

Quote #3539 (+9) [ 2006-09-06, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hannah> ok so im not naked
<Sciby> Well, women with a net connection and a primarily male audience. :)
<brodsta> aww
<Hannah> but im defintly horny
* brodsta puts clothes back on
<Sciby> And she has big boobs.
<Hannah> shutup scott
<Recharge> yes, I shouldnt' expect much more should I? ;)
<TheWedgie> LMAO
* abzX has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<Recharge> any boobs are big ;P
<Sciby> And I just got hit.
<BBQ_69> lol, still not enough reason to go to rockhampton :P

Quote #3535 (-6) [ 2006-09-04, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> teh stingray benz0red steve irwin

Quote #3533 (+1) [ 2006-09-03, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> if you're referring to sex, csimpson, i haven't had sex in months.
* leesa is now known as biatch
<Narcolepsy> I haven't had sex in...
<Sunset> poor biatch
<Rainwulf> for 7 months
<Narcolepsy> Almost exactly 30 hours. Hell ought to freeze over.
<Rainwulf> hrmm
<Rainwulf> time for a beer
* Narcolepsy is now known as Narc|Busy
<SirPNut> yes, the thought of even Narcolepsy getting more sex than you is enough to drive anybody to alcoholism
<Rainwulf> true
<Rainwulf> then again he is a sexy man
* Narc|Busy struts.
<Rainwulf> and in the military
<Narc|Busy> Yeah, everyone loves a man in uniform.
<Rainwulf> how could any girl resist
<Narc|Busy> Hell, I even had to turn Rainwulf down.
<biatch> Yeah but you guys are probably missing the vital point.
<biatch> Narc|Busy is probably getting sex from military MEN
<Rainwulf> being
<Rainwulf> lol
<Tabris> eh, in these modern times why be picky :P
<Narc|Busy> Any hole's a goal, right?

Quote #3531 (-3) [ 2006-08-30, 16:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> elle oh elle
<One``> girl on girl
<Agg> speaking of which i'm needed in the backyard for some hard and fast pumping
<Agg> bbak

Quote #3529 (+7) [ 2006-08-29, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> Yes, let us all find cultural enlightenment in poontang :P
<lagmaster> Hey, I am finding much enlightenment
<lagmaster> I actually am reading a book
* Quan-Time has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> heh
<brodsta> if you can call it a 'book', sounds more like a magazine to me :/
<brodsta> the kind you buy under the counter :P
<lagmaster> Nah, It's a book. Got some sticky stains on the cover, but she's still good to go.
* Nick sets mode: +v Quan-Time
<Nick> :D
<brodsta> err sticky stains, and it's full of poon tang

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #3526 (-2) [ 2006-08-27, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ok, now i'm totally fucked
<Agg> chainsawed + axed a couple of hardwood sleepers
* Agg has a shower and a nap
<AntiSciby> Old man Agg. :)
<VooDoo> i wouldnt say that Sciby
<AntiSciby> And why not?
<VooDoo> he has a chainsaw and an Axe......

Quote #3525 (+4) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> On playing Othello - "I didn't realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don't mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping the baddest babes on the planet. The he falls in love with some teenager and loses his fucking mind. I don't like that idea at all. I mean, how stupid was he?"
* MadHatter falls off his chair
<deepspring> lol
* irvo44 has quit IRC (Quit)
<brod|bmxor> lmao
<Remote> MadHatter, link to this gold?
<deepspring> link us oh masterful master (beta)
* brod|bmxor dons www.overclockers.com.au/ubuntu/powered by sapphire stickered helmet
<MadHatter> find it on imdb under his quotes
<knowsfjord> "I'm sick of these motherfucking shakespear plays on this motherfucking stage"

Quote #3524 (-6) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfjord> it works with anything, "I'm sick of these motherfucking [object] on this motherfucking [place]"

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #3522 (+2) [ 2006-08-23, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

[23:21] <LomTop> windows was never designed to keep programs running

Quote #3514 (+2) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.