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Quote #2556 (+1) [ 2005-02-01, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

David: I hate how my wifi signal won't go through 3 brick walls :p
Fragwizard: lol David
Fragwizard: did you try :P
David: fuck oath I tried
David: that's the only way I'd get a signal here
Ashley: David, they were having a discussion about ip/CB radio in #linux before. Try that. :-P
David: hahaaha
David: WHAT!!
enigma: wha? ip over CB radio?
enigma: why not IP over bongo drums :)

Quote #575 (+3) [ 2003-05-18, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> trolling for hardcore tamaotchi porn isnt easy

Quote #2646 (+1) [ 2005-03-25, 13:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bangers> i go after high maintainnce girls so i gotta shop myer etc.
<David> haha Bangers
<David> fuck the high maintenance girls
<David> (forget them)
<cml> sif David
<Bangers> naa, more fun, more drama
<Bangers> my life is a jerry episode

Quote #3289 (+15) [ 2006-03-22, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> you know those randoms on austnet that just start msging you and try to chat you up?
<mazza[W]> well i have one owned
<mazza[W]> i'm emma, i'm 19, blonde and 6ft. and i work at 7-11 in flinders st (corner elizabeth) in melb
<mazza[W]> and i'm meeting this guy called adam
<mazza[W]> he's 25 and lives in swanson st at latrobe
<mazza[W]> he's walking down to meet me right now outside 7-11
<mazza[W]> because i just knocked off work
<mazza[W]> and we're walking up to the flinders station hotel
<mazza[W]> for coffee
<mazza[W]> and to put the icing on the cake
<mazza[W]> i just called the 7-11
<mazza[W]> and told the owner that if a guy caled adam comes looking for emma, he got owned
<mazza[W]> the owner laughed and said sure
<mazza[W]> meanwhile
<mazza[W]> i'm up here, 150km from melb
<mazza[W]> the 7-11 just called me back
<mazza[W]> 'adam' came in and asked for 'emma'
<mazza[W]> and when the owner told him he got owned
<mazza[W]> he threw a tantrum
<mazza[W]> and fired off a whole bunch of remarks
<mazza[W]> and walked off yelling down the street

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #1223 (+3) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #2158 (+6) [ 2004-07-19, 10:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Draffa closed the wrong window!
<Draffa> a whole hour of work, GONE!
<wolfeh_> it's ok i have our cyber on logs :D
<Draffa> FUCK!

Quote #1342 (+3) [ 2003-11-16, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Dear God, in the next version of mIRC could you please make it so I can tab complete long and complicated words like "vanilla" and "everyone"?

Quote #1994 (+8) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

Quote #1232 (+1) [ 2003-10-27, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bridgestone> does mirc give you easter eggs
<Bridgestone> wtf
<Bridgestone> advanced technology to the max
<figjam> no, it's got a hidden flight simulator in it dude
<figjam> hold alt and type FXFIGHTER and it starts the flight-sim
<Bridgestone> "Are you sure you wanna quit mIRC"
<Bridgestone> didn't work fig
<Bridgestone> you sure thats right?
<figjam> oh, oops
<figjam> FXFYGHTER
<Bridgestone> but it dun work figjam
<Bridgestone> figjam i wanna play it ffs
<Bridgestone> i just get "are you sure you wanna quit mIRC blah blah:
<figjam> your not typing the whole thing
<figjam> you've gotta finish it, hold alt and type FXFYGHTER
* FiremanSam has joined #nsplayeradmin
<figjam> and not just push alt, hold it the whole time
<Bridgestone> oh ok ta
<Bridgestone> ok
<Bridgestone> now im trying the flight sim
* Bridgestone has quit IRC (Quit: #NSPlayer - nsplayer.org.au #ComCen - austgaming.com )
<FiremanSam> a devious nsplayer page
<figjam> ROFL
<figjam> PWNED
<Felix> LMAO!!
<Felix> HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Quote #747 (+8) [ 2003-07-08, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@NOFATCHIX> this nick is the best
<@NOFATCHIX> not 1 chic msgs me

Quote #1959 (+8) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!

Quote #1482 (+10) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol

Quote #209 (+30) [ 2002-12-24, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** YaleSmoke is now known as Yaleman
<CoRDWoRK> so if yalesmoke is when you having a smoke is yaleman when your having a man?

Quote #553 (+10) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #1109 (+12) [ 2003-10-12, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phishnchip rolls eyes
* Agg catches them and rolls them back

Quote #4199 (+10) [ 2007-08-15, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goose1981> if i could vote for a Pro-lolcat party in the upcoming federal election.. i would.
<Goose1981> i would also donate to their election fund.. and subscribe to their newsletter.
<Hrdwr_BoB> what a coincidence
<Hrdwr_BoB> I am your local lolcat representative
<Hrdwr_BoB> I will send you my banking details asap.
<Goose1981> i can has DD details?

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #4174 (+2) [ 2007-07-02, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sion> cant you just lock overclockers
<Nick> heh
<sh> no
<sh> they would find a way around it like joining two jumpers by drawing a line with a lead pencil or something

Quote #3380 (+8) [ 2006-05-26, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> grr some dickhead friend of mine swapped my missus' contact number and mum's number around on my phone
<Hell_Fire> lol aftahours
<maddcore> rofl, sent any sexy messages to your mum?
<Stygian> oh god no...
<aftahours> 'hey you got some sexy clothes to wear on sunday when i pick you up?' went to my mum
<aftahours> so did a fwe others
<FatMan> hahahahaha afta

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #91 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #1743 (+3) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #1795 (+3) [ 2004-04-01, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<inf3rn0> dan is better looking than Agg

Quote #2060 (+3) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #4101 (+4) [ 2007-04-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dana passes everyone knives
<dana> and scissors
<dana> and a toaster
<dana> now run!

Quote #1448 (+10) [ 2003-12-19, 08:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Morning all!
<Manaz> My last day as a free man, and the first thing I've done when I've woken up is put on a load of washing. How under-the-thumb am I...

Quote #189 (+15) [ 2002-12-21, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** LoneWolf_ changed topic to '<Cav> completed :) * Cav opens it <Cav> MAN PORN! <Cav> fuck you both, im watchign it'

Quote #1762 (+13) [ 2004-03-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Frosty): people are idiots
(Frosty): Im a prime example
(Frosty): I just had a shower, looked at my towel and thought "hrm, better not touch that, it might get wet"

Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #586 (+16) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #1334 (+8) [ 2003-11-14, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zombie> linux/unix is userfriendly
<zombie> it's just selective about who it's friends are

Quote #2569 (+2) [ 2005-02-06, 15:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> Flora you told him our secret? :|
<Flora> I'm sorry!
<David> :'(
<Flora> I blurted it out in a dream!
<David> I splurted it out in a dream also!
<Flora> rofl

Quote #2146 (+1) [ 2004-07-14, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<waz|away> and yeah, those replays of Hopoate crack me up everytime
<waz|away> what the fuck was he thinking?
<waz|away> besides "theres a hole, Im gonna put my finger in it"

Quote #2766 (+10) [ 2005-05-19, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> it's going to be cold tonight
<eDust> oh wait, it's night already
<eDust> it's cold tonight

Quote #170 (+2) [ 2002-12-16, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> the meanest cars ive been are: Diablo (singapore) R34,33,32 GTR, HSV GTS, Ferrari F3 someting (modena - also singapore) 350Z :D
<Agg> you were a car?
<z3[n]> hah!
<z3[n]> we kno what he ment
<Nza> hahaha
<Rex-Out> coool... i wanna be reincarnated as a bird, but cars can also be cool
<Nza> multiple cars it would seem Agg, appears to have the ability to morph :P

Quote #3392 (+2) [ 2006-06-03, 18:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

thetron - I live near two huge AM towers
thetron - thats some juice
knowsfords - thetron: you just explained so... so much
FreeFrag - And look what it's done to you thetron. Point made.
Fred_Nurk - thetron, its probably possible to extract some of that power, at least enough to light a small bulb
thetron- Fred_Nurk: Yes you could hold a flurecent near it. If you got close
mazzanet - ...
mazzanet - and what would the "flurecent" do?
mazzanet - turn into pizza
mazzanet - ?

Quote #2448 (+6) [ 2004-12-24, 13:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> i was just owned by bleach
<zuus> fucking bleach.
<yaleman> lol
<Narcolepsy> How'd you do that?
<yaleman> bleaching your pubes again zuus?
<Syxx`> lol pics :P

Quote #4363 (+2) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #214 (+14) [ 2002-12-29, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> you only have auto-rejoin if your a dickhead to get kicked...
*** K|dDO was kicked by Darkness (Let's see if you have it. :)- (Kick : 167)
*** K|dDO (sarge@...) has joined #overclockers
<Chemix> lol
<Malbert> lol
* Darkness rests his case.
<Moose22> lol
* dspring|tv ditto's Darkness
<DrillSGT> lol

Quote #9 (+14) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage-sifnt> ffs, i have a WHOLE cow stuck in my braces
<othy> Rage-sifnt, i can think of worse places to have a whole cow stuck
<knowsfords> othy: in a barn?

Quote #704 (+8) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #148 (+11) [ 2002-12-09, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Mitchee> Agg: Theres sooo many from #overclockers on there it isnt funny! <-- err, probably because it's an #overclockers quote archive

Quote #3005 (+12) [ 2005-09-26, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> there was just a story on the news that some crazy amount of kids in western sydney are living below the poverty line and it's growing at some alarming rate...
<eDust> is that the "fat epedimic" spreading rampantly again?
<eDust> keep your children at home, they'll catch obesity if you let them go to school
<Erve> lol
<wild> ROFL
<Strange1> I cause Beastiality at school once :(
<wild> caused? lol
<Strange1> um.. eek
<wild> haahaha

Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #3444 (+7) [ 2006-07-11, 16:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> no, dell are a bunch of faggots
<Rainwulf> how redundant was that.
<Rainwulf> hows this.. bunch of sticks to the power of two
<Rainwulf> because a bundle of sticks is a faggot.
<Rainwulf> so a bunch of faggots is a bunch of a bunch of sticks. bunch squared sticks. what the fuck am i on.