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Quote #2585 (+3) [ 2005-02-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyAIR> browsing the internets from the comfort of my own bed.. I believe in heaven and truely this is it..
<WhiteyAIR> wireless > *
<TheWedgie> lol
<@knowsfords> WhiteyAIR: I'd actually say that snuggling under some blankets during winter is the best thing evar.
<WhiteyAIR> hmm.. you get negatives and positives with sharing bed space with a member of the opposite sex. I have yet to discover a negative to browsing in bed...
<WhiteyAIR> I haven't argued about something trivial with my powerbook yet
<WhiteyAIR> and it's never asked me how many women I have slept with before..

Quote #1728 (+3) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #2586 (-2) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #763 (+9) [ 2003-07-10, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Know1> howard is screwed
<Know1> he has to proove he was too stupid too know iraq didnt really have nukes
<Know1> so if he wins he prooves he's a thick as shit, if he loses and proves he has a brain he gets screwed for going through with the war
<Know1> at least bush has an out
<Know1> everyone knows he's thick as shit

Quote #2433 (+9) [ 2004-12-17, 09:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;blazemore&gt; omg i love this song<br />
&lt;blazemore&gt; Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2<br />
&lt;Javi&gt; blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Quote #1002 (+85) [ 2003-09-06, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BuGGeReD> was having pies for lunch
<BuGGeReD> got em out of the freezer..cooked em...put sauce all over em....bastards were apple pies

Quote #1451 (+8) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?

Quote #4093 (0) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #94 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #1223 (+1) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #1162 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|A> neolithic, CANCEL IT QUICK
<Frag|A> IT'S INSTALLING MAC OS 10.2.7
<neolithic> nooooooooooooooooooo
* neolithic explodes
<Frag|A> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO BEING A N00B WITH A SINGLE MOUSE BUTTON
<neolithic> the fucker wont quit!

Quote #1172 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #2123 (-1) [ 2004-07-09, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensopaway> whats a penis!??! :(
<Fragwizard> alas, what CapnChron says is true
<Fragwizard> lol
<tensopaway> im no virgin :| but i regret my first root
<Fragwizard> poor tensop
<tensopaway> probably the same quality as the moles that CapnChron fuck
<Fragwizard> lol
<Fragwizard> what his sister?
<CapnChron> hahahaha
<CapnChron> SIF
<CapnChron> Nah
<CapnChron> he probably shagged his own sister
<tensopaway> lol 4 lines... CapnChron is in denial

Quote #1444 (+11) [ 2003-12-15, 11:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> i'm hungry but i don't want to eat
<Agg> me too
<Agg> but in an hour or so i will go to bowral and get subway
<Agg> under the pretense of testing the new headunit in the van
<yyk> wanna swing by here and get me off?
<yyk> one
<yyk> ONE
<Agg> get you off??
<yyk> ><
<Agg> dude, Dr Freud would have a field day with you
<Agg> (but I don't know if he'd get you off)

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #738 (-10) [ 2003-07-07, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @Rainwulf grabs his 8 inch cock and strokes it
<Z`> yeah thats cool :P

Quote #4047 (+1) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #310 (+9) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #1213 (+7) [ 2003-10-24, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> ooooooooh
<neolithic> BANG
* fr0st calls terrorist hotline
<aftahours> lol

Quote #1835 (-1) [ 2004-04-14, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> Zoiks - a database write every time somebody views a thread? i'd think so!
<Zoiks> pfft
<LethalCorp> w00t@servers
<Zoiks> sifnt hire some poor collage student to do it manually
<LethalCorp> rofl
<Rage> college students don't fit in a 4ru chassis, Zoiks :(

Quote #2625 (+1) [ 2005-03-15, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> haha mad
<Rage> just went squid jigging
<WhiteyAIR> you what?
<wild> ...
<Rage> squid jigging
<Rage> fishing for squid
<wild> wait, 'fishing for squid' could also be taken the wrong way...
<Rage> its funny when you catch 'em and they ink all over the place
<wild> :o

Quote #3152 (+4) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #1972 (+4) [ 2004-05-17, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Micle> u weant that cd player?
<Micle> old one
<nko> nup, why?
<Micle> my sister wants a cd player for her car
<nko> $50
<Micle> my sister offers $20
<nko> $50
<Micle> $30
<nko> $50
<Micle> $35
<nko> $50
<Micle> $40???
<nko> $50
<Micle> punk arse lil bitch
<nko> $50
<Micle> alrite
<Micle> that was my sister typing
<Micle> i told her you wont negotiate
<nko> ;)

Quote #2799 (+1) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch

Quote #1216 (+10) [ 2003-10-24, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kas-> so gambino? you're into doing dj sets #on_the_dex in #sydney and #melbourne while having #sex with #teens in #macedonia ?
<RoSWeLL> hahahahahaa
<RoSWeLL> damn that is some good multitasking

Quote #147 (+8) [ 2002-12-09, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg sets mode: +b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: who was that?
<Agg> decker. :)
<K|dDO> oh
*** Agg sets mode: -b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: he will pound you... you should know how big he is :P
<Decker> K|dDO: he knows how big I am
<Agg> i'll reach up and punch him in the nuts
<K|dDO> Agg: headbutt him in the nuts!

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #337 (-1) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #2581 (+2) [ 2005-02-13, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marv> Hey
<marv> I just got a new bed
<marv> and its stiff as, i hate it
<marv> do they get less firm over time?
<Iroquois> yes
<marv> good
<Iroquois> try jumping on it
<marv> Dont wanna break it
<Warhamster> hmmm i read that from the bottom up and that sounded... odd
<Iroquois> heh

Quote #1927 (-3) [ 2004-05-06, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Lombers[A] is now known as Lombers
<PsychoMatt> evenin lombers
<Lombers> hey
<PsychoMatt> hows shit?
<predder|A> lumpy?
<FreeFrag> smelly?
<Agg-> a bit nutty
<Lombers> urgh

Quote #1741 (+3) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #2173 (+8) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #1235 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 11:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> sure no-one wants to do my exam this arvo
<SUPAMODEL> yer more than welcome to :)
<echelon> ummmm....... nup.
<Saga> yeah, look, not to be rude, but i'll pass on that kind offer too...
<SUPAMODEL> bastards.
<echelon> anytime mate.
<SUPAMODEL> I could pay you in pr0n
<echelon> pr0n is no fun anymore. I'm over it
<echelon> but I'll take cash
<Saga> and bank cheques...
<SUPAMODEL> nah, I only have pr0n
<SUPAMODEL> sorry
<SUPAMODEL> highest quality pr0n tho
<echelon> Fair enough, we can get cash for it down at the local high school

Quote #2745 (+9) [ 2005-05-11, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jayci> someone? Rove hasnt got cancer has he?
<Erve> yes
<Erve> its in his funny bone
<Erve> boom tish

Quote #2766 (+10) [ 2005-05-19, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> it's going to be cold tonight
<eDust> oh wait, it's night already
<eDust> it's cold tonight

Quote #1778 (0) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #1844 (+19) [ 2004-04-16, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vassili> god dang. What makes a pc not boot, i reset, not boot, i reset, then boot?
<Vassili> by not boot i mean nothing on screen
<Vassili> hmmm
<sniperA64> ID 10 T error
<Fred_Nurk> the gerbil in the CPU went to sleep
<Vassili> ID 10 T?
<DJStudd> Yes, the annoying ID 10 T error :S
<sniperA64> write it down
<DJStudd> It's bloody hard to fix, too
<Vassili> what IS it though? how is it caused?
<sniperA64> actually its quite easy
<sniperA64> bullets do wonders
<Nick> hate that error
<Nick> get heaps of them working at uni :/
<Vassili> ...anyone going to tell me what causes it?
<Vassili> what it does?
<DJStudd> Causes all sorts of errors on the PC
<DJStudd> Caused by numerous things, also
<Fred_Nurk> it can kill the gerbil in the CPU too
<Vassili> that sounds about right. It gave me a "Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your pc" message
<Fred_Nurk> not to mention the family of wombles in the PSU
<Vassili> so i formatted
<Vassili> didnt help
<sniperA64> ID10T
<Vassili> and sometimes it gets into windows, then screen goes black
<Vassili> it was all fine until i had a lan. And no virus, i checked a few times, latest defs
<DJStudd> quotes.ugbox it goes...
<Vassili> is anyone going to actually help me yet?

Quote #1145 (0) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #3552 (+3) [ 2006-09-13, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddywork> all you have to do is say "autodesk" and "crash" and bang, computer dies
* Quits: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Teddywork (quadbox@220.157.69.210)
<Teddywork> FFs

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #579 (+7) [ 2003-05-20, 03:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> cSmith: you've got a kid?
<cSmith> yer
<arkenstone> cSmith: i picked you as an early20s kinda guy
<cSmith> < 23, 24 next month..
<arkenstone> What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
<cSmith> arkenstone, we had sex

Quote #1051 (+2) [ 2003-10-02, 09:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Daemon nudges yaleSleep from under the blanket
<Lurks|awy> Daemon waits for a little something to pop up
<Daemon> Lurks|awy: VERY little :P

Quote #2449 (+8) [ 2004-12-25, 10:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Narcolepsy] It's not about how many cocks you suck, it's all in the technique.

Quote #1729 (+6) [ 2004-03-07, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<H6D617A7A6> lo \Roscoe, D_Web
<\Roscoe\> I think my drivers license number just said hello to me.
<gayfrog> :O
<H6D617A7A6> haha
<TheWedgie> LOL

Quote #937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol

Quote #1727 (+1) [ 2004-03-06, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@zRoYz> do you think you can be arested for making your daughter draw you porn lol
<@zRoYz> she draws the best amie type girls
<@zRoYz> guys at school in art take her pics lol