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Quote #3442 (-2) [ 2006-07-10, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Teddywork> Oh, yeah, because Hyde Park is just the epitomy of happening music
< Teddywork> next you'll be saying robbie williams is a musician

Quote #3463 (-2) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #3480 (-2) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #3526 (-2) [ 2006-08-27, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ok, now i'm totally fucked
<Agg> chainsawed + axed a couple of hardwood sleepers
* Agg has a shower and a nap
<AntiSciby> Old man Agg. :)
<VooDoo> i wouldnt say that Sciby
<AntiSciby> And why not?
<VooDoo> he has a chainsaw and an Axe......

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #3555 (-2) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #3631 (-2) [ 2006-11-18, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> fact of the day: towers held together with gaffer will eventually give way

Quote #3642 (-2) [ 2006-12-01, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> i thought you had blonde streaks?
<brodsta> ...that too
<brodsta> natural colour is mousey brown though
<kelwyn> kingy: not really
<Agg> only in her personality, Kingy
* Agg runs away
<kelwyn> :(

Quote #3911 (-2) [ 2006-12-23, 20:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> being woken up by sex is no bad thing :)
<brodster> Unless it's with a cabbie

Quote #4154 (-2) [ 2007-06-08, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> advice to anyone who wishes to keep their sanity. do not buy a jasjam, or any 'pdaphone'. they are utter shit.
<Gary_J> devians, what's wrong with yours?
<Gamma> im thinking of getting the W880i anyone own one?
<devians> it just generally gives me the shits. like i have it open with the physical keyboard out, and it constantly fucking pops up the itty bitty useless onscreen thing. for fucking fucks sake, fuck the fucking fuck of you fucker.
<V8R[ws]> kyl3 with the hot news :D http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=7392422&postcount=5
<Gary_J> hrmm, mine doesn't normally pop up the keyboard
<V8R[ws]> devians: sounds like you lose :( you shouldve fucked the fucking fucker before the fucker fucked you first :/

Quote #4193 (-2) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #4094 (-2) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #4258 (-2) [ 2007-12-23, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i plan on sleeping most of christmas, have to work the night before
<outy> im going to bed to practice sleeping for christmas day
<outy> it was the night before christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ace234 had to work that day and fuck it was shit, wishing mrs clause would show him her tits

Quote #4216 (-2) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #4351 (-2) [ 2008-07-26, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring mutters evil things about vista, garden gnomes and the sexual orientation of ashaw

Quote #202 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #203 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> Iris
<BOB_LOE> i like your breasts
<VooDooo> you like anyones breasts
<BOB_LOE> i think there nice
<BOB_LOE> true
*** Iris (~iris@...) Quit (Iris has no reason)

Quote #7 (-1) [ 2002-10-21, 06:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Darkness would offer you a seat next to me, but the hoards of hungry horny women will be here soon.
<Frag|Shwr> Darkness, sorry, my Mum is busy tonight. Oh, and sniper1G's mum just rang, she's busy too. Sorry...
*** Frag|Shwr is now known as FreeFrag
<eDust> looks like i walked in at a bad time
<FreeFrag> eDust, is this your first time in here?
<Darkness> FreeFrag: Dang, that only leaves your entire family. I how will i cope. :)

Quote #12 (-1) [ 2002-10-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nervlord> i like girls with necklaces.. gives me something to hang on to

Quote #25 (-1) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> my ass is on fire with sexiness

Quote #38 (-1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker|DDR> Anyways, back to playing half naked ddr

Quote #46 (-1) [ 2002-11-04, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
<K|dDO> MY MUM BOUGHT that home and away video!!!
<K|dDO> ROFL!
<Falkor> K|dDO, is it good? contemplating buying it for my gf.
<K|dDO> Falkor: watching it in a sec....

Quote #55 (-1) [ 2002-11-06, 06:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, you dont want to know what happens when im alone...
<Cav> i was so hoping someone would say "yes, i want to know Cav!"
<iconoclast> are you in #bearcave cav
<Rudeboi> i'ld like to know, assuming it doesn't involve several farm animals, 900yo aliens, 5 tubs and vaseline, and 1, possibly 2 hands...
* Cav has nothing to do with #bearcave
<Rudeboi> hrmm... no response from cav... must indicate that what he does alone involves one of the aforementioned items.,... hmmm...

Quote #57 (-1) [ 2002-11-07, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> my GF died :( Thats why im using a 4Mb Trident
<Darkness> How much did she cost?

Quote #82 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhyTry> everyone has IE !
<WhyTry> OR some browser

Quote #85 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 05:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> sif Agg would use anything not sexy ;)
<brembo`> so that's why you got rejected K|dDO

Quote #89 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #103 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #105 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #110 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> er the 9500 is gay
<Rainwulf> get 9700
<K|dDO> er the 9700 is gay
<K|dDO> get 9700 PRO
<Moose> bah
<Moose> Everything is gay

Quote #129 (-1) [ 2002-12-03, 03:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SHizz> that stuff is like impossible to get of , like rub of , so i had to like lick it off

Quote #130 (-1) [ 2002-12-03, 04:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to '(Jester): ah my ass hurts (V8R[1100]): lol, mine does that too (PsykoSmily): dildo? (HyDrA[vid]): hrmmm *rubs chin* (Jester):thats the second time hes done that'

Quote #139 (-1) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #221 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 04:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

Quote #223 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #257 (-1) [ 2003-01-17, 12:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I might scrap the salt shaker idea. I started on one but it looked to much like a funky dildo

Quote #333 (-1) [ 2003-02-14, 17:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DjStudd> Hmm. 50W halogen globes... that's a lot to draw off a psu isn't it?
<Agg> about 50W I imagine

Quote #337 (-1) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #487 (-1) [ 2003-04-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3n|FOOD wonders how badly the SARS outbreak in HK atm...
<MonoAWAY> we're all doomed basically
<MonoAWAY> SARS will wipe us out
<MonoAWAY> Michael Jackson will be the only person left on earth along with his masked kids

Quote #529 (-1) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #569 (-1) [ 2003-05-17, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> there's this song i heard on the radio in a store the other day, its a chick singing about 'driving all night to make love to you' and it think it's celine dion. Anyway, about halfway through the song.. it makes the 'DONG' noise which sounds awfully like the default WINXP error noise
<WhiteyFord> she's just singing blah blah blah DONG
<WhiteyFord> and its identical
<Daemon> at least it's not the "tada" one
<Agg> driving all night to BSOD you
<Daemon> driving all night to BSODomise you
<Rage> theres a (hed)pe song on my playlist with the msn "someone sent you a msg" sound in it
<bug^> I was in a club where the lasers went off and there was a BSOD on the computer controlling them

Quote #606 (-1) [ 2003-05-29, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> you know youre bored when youre sitting on irc levering chips off a 32mb dimm with a screwdriver

Quote #614 (-1) [ 2003-06-01, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tate has quit IRC (Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your fathers mad, your mothers now your lover)
<FLoRa> That is one of the most fucked up quit messages ever.
<Hydra> and this one is too: [20:26] *** DoWnUnDeR Quit (I was raised by the tv and Jerry Springer was my brother, and my mothers cousin was the uncle of my sister's niece...)
<Greg> OMG YUCK
<FLoRa> ...
<FLoRa> That's some seriously whacked shit.
<Greg> lol
<Greg> i just fully grasped the grossness of that
<Greg> actually
<Greg> i still dont get the grossness of that saying
<Greg> im even drawing a diagram for it

Quote #818 (-1) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #893 (-1) [ 2003-08-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]


sleepy: enjoy ure day off?
sleepy: do anything intersting?
(*)EM: hey
(*)EM: yes my dad was pretty good
(*)EM: bit boring but good
(*)EM: urs?
sleepy: ... look at what you said
sleepy: day spelt wrong
sleepy: bahahahahahahaa
(*) EM: errr i cant recover from that can i
sleepy: very unfortunate typo that

Quote #979 (-1) [ 2003-08-31, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> i farted b4 and water came out
<Sponge> does that mean i shit my pants?

Quote #1008 (-1) [ 2003-09-07, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gergij> my brother just had the iron explode in his hands
<Gergij> he is okay
<Gergij> brb

Quote #1059 (-1) [ 2003-10-03, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vapor> From: Moe of Lester [332], 03rd Oct, 3:26
<Vapor> you ain't seen nothin yet. wait till i show you what i can do with my feet ;)
<Vapor> From: MullKingJr of Sir_DrumalotCo [278], 03rd Oct, 3:36
<Vapor> hmmm i cant wait... bath... my house... tonight??