news | imagestore | ircquotes | trade maker | smilies | forums | webmail | login | register    
  Search Quotes

Jump to Quote #

Search for

   Quotes

< Back     Page: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40     Next >

Quote #4201 (-3) [ 2007-08-20, 07:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scythe> you need to break less LemMinG
<LemMinG> indeed i do, problem is that that involves doing less fun things
<LemMinG> and I like doing the fun things
<SgtMjrZzZz> morning
<LemMinG> sleep well?
<scythe> couldn't you just do the fun things without the breaking?
<SgtMjrZzZz> meh :P
<LemMinG> I do that on a regular basis scythe, it's just sometimes the fun things get out of hand
<scythe> you need bigger hands then

Quote #4247 (-3) [ 2007-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I get my gob stuffed full of cock rather often.

Quote #4290 (-3) [ 2008-03-30, 21:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> Sex on the Beach can refer to the following:
<Shaun2> Yeah it's great. Or I can grab the nightlink 330 for like a buck.
<csimpson> * Sex on the beach (cocktail), a cocktail made of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice
<csimpson> * Sex on the Beach, a song by the Dutch act T-Spoon
<csimpson> * A famous scene from From Here to Eternity
<csimpson> * Sexual intercourse performed on a beach.
<csimpson> Fuck I love wikipedia.

Quote #200 (-4) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeathStar> *orgasm*
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> dw
<DeathStar> k thxs

Quote #215 (-4) [ 2002-12-30, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dj-studd> tip of the day: Don't have sex with the baked bean can
<Cav> we did :)

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #134 (-4) [ 2002-12-04, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav-Away> l00b3r sux (me) hard! :P
<Erve> Cav-Away he'd have to suck hard for anything to happen ;)

Quote #136 (-4) [ 2002-12-05, 03:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<albert> sandra 2003
<albert> 2004 was released the other day
<albert> get with the times
<albert> although it won't run on amd processors
<albert> they can't handle the benchmarks
<albert> they collapse in flames
* sabretooth sets mode: +b *!*@dialup-74.149.220.203.acc01-poun-gra.comindico.com.au
* albert was kicked by sabretooth (OMFG LOL SAME ASL?)

Quote #344 (-4) [ 2003-02-17, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_Wizard> You know WTF XP would corrupt/not display its quick launch icons all the bloody time ?
<Narcolepsy> Flagrant homosexuality perhaps???
* _Wizard stabs XP repeatedly
<Narcolepsy> Homophobe...

Quote #364 (-4) [ 2003-03-01, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> what is a person who hates women called?
<Milenko> Epic`: homo?

Quote #424 (-4) [ 2003-03-26, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> HAHAH, ffs. my mate has one of those phones that can take pictures
<Leigh> guess what just turned up in my email
<Leigh> a picture of a FAT TURD in the toilet
<Leigh> bastard

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #624 (-4) [ 2003-06-04, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> oh man i was just signing Aqua CandyMan
<Jester> im so retarted

Quote #656 (-4) [ 2003-06-11, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark|NSW> Can't work out which ones have a penis, cav?
<QLD-Cav> Dark|NSW: yeah, its been that fucking long :(

Quote #676 (-4) [ 2003-06-17, 13:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out which of my fans was buzzing at me
<Fodder> turned out it was a coffee cup on top of my case, shaking

Quote #700 (-4) [ 2003-06-26, 02:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DJ-Studd): I saw this possum the other day and almost got a heart attack... I swear it was a metre and a half long!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): heh
(Draffa): smoking crack again DJ-Studd? :D
(Darkness): Dude, that was your sister.
(PsykoSmily): hahahaha
(Draffa): hahahah
(DJ-Studd): haha

Quote #724 (-4) [ 2003-07-04, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): my dog eats tennis balls in like 30 seconds, its quite funny
(Darkness): Then takes 10 mins to take a dump

Quote #853 (-4) [ 2003-08-07, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Astaroth`> man
<Astaroth`> i rang a place today
<Astaroth`> 711337
<Astaroth`> i was dialling
<Astaroth`> and i went
<Astaroth`> like this 'seven' 'one' 'l' 'e' 'e' 't'

Quote #926 (-4) [ 2003-08-18, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> all of a sudden I feel like a caramello koala
<Rik> all gooey?
<knowsfords> not literally of course

Quote #1064 (-4) [ 2003-10-04, 05:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Reaver, that means "You are a small penis"
<Reaver> oh well, i can't hide the truth forever, FreeFrag* :)

Quote #1178 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #1179 (-4) [ 2003-10-20, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nerdco> does anyone know of a port scannign utility like thing
<nerdco> that can tell you waht programs are trying to access what port
<nutty_33> nerdco
<nutty_33> netstat -a
<nerdco> k
<nerdco> nutty_33 but that doesnt tell you what program to use
<RoSWeLL> lol
<nerdco> program is using it *
<RoSWeLL> hahahahaha

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #1366 (-4) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #1414 (-4) [ 2003-12-04, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) "egad! my pen0r is exposed!"

Quote #1561 (-4) [ 2004-01-28, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Migishu> So here I am, home alone, playing games on my palm
<agog> err..
<agog> i hope you're using a water based lubricant

Quote #1625 (-4) [ 2004-02-11, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shiftkicker> worst ever, no toilet paper
<Fod> hah
<Fod> use your head
<Fod> it's what i'd do
<Fod> i'd make you wash it afterwards though
<Shiftkicker> haha
* Shiftkicker is off to buy toilet paper, with pants around ankles

Quote #1656 (-4) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #1780 (-4) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me

Quote #1893 (-4) [ 2004-04-30, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga changes topic to ' * Nozz walks over to the dresser and gets her whip | * Nozz snorts a condom up his nose | <Dexta> mmm, i was innocent too, until i started dating little girls'
<Dexta> good call :P
<Dexta> dammit

Quote #1911 (-4) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #2264 (-4) [ 2004-08-24, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> <Fod> girly men aren't allowed on the plane, so it'll only me and i guess tom, the manly girl <-- damn straight
<Rage> wait
<Rage> shit

Quote #2311 (-4) [ 2004-09-29, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rage): i'll ring you up neolithic when dnf is released
(Tensop|car): by the time DN:F is out humans would evolved beyond the need of phones, you will simply be able to concentrate and talk to someone through telekinesis, Rage.

Quote #2342 (-4) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2344 (-4) [ 2004-10-19, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> went to cronula beach last week, got there about 6am and wow 2 hot chicks asleep on the sand with their arms around each other, should have got there earlier
<Teracis> heh
<Draffa> lol
<Syxx`> should of asked if they needed a hand :P
<LaNcE> or 3
<Teracis> or a cock
<Anarki> or 3
<Teracis> hahahahaha
<Draffa> LOL

Quote #2390 (-4) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #2952 (-4) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #3069 (-4) [ 2005-11-06, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm not gay, but i think my boyfriend might be

Quote #3240 (-4) [ 2006-02-04, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mikael^cot> havent slept in2 days
<mikael^cot> im seeing how long I can go without sleep ;P
<Daemo> lol
<Daemo> 2 days isnt that uncommon
<mikael^cot> lol I know
<mikael^cot> ima try 4
<Daemo> 2 days is 48 famine type crap

Quote #3359 (-4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> ahhh... if I was single... my god the potential... imagine how many ladies I could impress with this: http://imagestore.ugbox.net/aview/heybaby_d2926361cf93320b3d614b8b
<Recharge> lmao!
<Recharge> I think I want one of those...
<LemMinG> i think they would be the ones you would want to stay as far away from as possible edj
<edj> true... though it would be pretty interesting going out with a female wookie

Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #4019 (-4) [ 2007-01-26, 10:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

PooJou: This is what australia day is all about
PooJou: talking about camira's

Quote #4239 (-4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #4293 (-4) [ 2008-04-03, 08:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> aah yes
<enigma> that's the guy i thought fuzz was
<BFM> Who's the babe on the left?
<glasnt> BFM: ... there are 3 men in that picture
<BFM> WHAT