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Quote #4019 (-3) [ 2007-01-26, 10:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

PooJou: This is what australia day is all about
PooJou: talking about camira's

Quote #4094 (-3) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #4239 (-3) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #4290 (-3) [ 2008-03-30, 21:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> Sex on the Beach can refer to the following:
<Shaun2> Yeah it's great. Or I can grab the nightlink 330 for like a buck.
<csimpson> * Sex on the beach (cocktail), a cocktail made of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice
<csimpson> * Sex on the Beach, a song by the Dutch act T-Spoon
<csimpson> * A famous scene from From Here to Eternity
<csimpson> * Sexual intercourse performed on a beach.
<csimpson> Fuck I love wikipedia.

Quote #191 (-4) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #192 (-4) [ 2002-12-22, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narc|LAG pops a couple of 'mytestezitch' tablets...
<Draffa> lol
<Draffa> pass them over here

Quote #215 (-4) [ 2002-12-30, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dj-studd> tip of the day: Don't have sex with the baked bean can
<Cav> we did :)

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #117 (-4) [ 2002-11-22, 08:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> but it'll only work if your sitting on your head
<Rudeboi> with a dildo up your arse
<S|Ck> Worth It?
<brembo`> last person who tried, imploded
<Rudeboi> and a chinese monk sitting on your feet saying his prayers
<Rudeboi> otherwise, as brembo` said, you'll end up like the last guy and implode..
. <Rudeboi> he nearly had it right, only he had a vibrator instead of a dildo

Quote #122 (-4) [ 2002-11-25, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> K|dDO: tell your sister i'm coming soon ;)
<K|dDO> you cant stay at my place
<Rudeboi> K|dDO, but your sis already invited me
<Goofy[HSK]> K|dDO has a sister - i thought they would have put a stop to the experiment after him..... :D
<K|dDO> Goofy[HSK]: they are older than me so...
<Rudeboi> Goofy[HSK]: older sisters
<Rudeboi> but they realized they were getting worse, so they stopped at K|dDO
<K|dDO> they just fucked me up
<Rudeboi> [18:47] <K|dDO> they just fucked me up <- me too
<@Firemoth> <K|dDO> they just fucked me <=- You sicko.

Quote #138 (-4) [ 2002-12-06, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> bah
<Cav> im just pissed off
<Cav> im amazed at how fucking stupid that was
<Cav> and how fucking stupid i am
<MaDhAtTeR> you said it

Quote #304 (-4) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #364 (-4) [ 2003-03-01, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> what is a person who hates women called?
<Milenko> Epic`: homo?

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #656 (-4) [ 2003-06-11, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark|NSW> Can't work out which ones have a penis, cav?
<QLD-Cav> Dark|NSW: yeah, its been that fucking long :(

Quote #676 (-4) [ 2003-06-17, 13:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out which of my fans was buzzing at me
<Fodder> turned out it was a coffee cup on top of my case, shaking

Quote #792 (-4) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #853 (-4) [ 2003-08-07, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Astaroth`> man
<Astaroth`> i rang a place today
<Astaroth`> 711337
<Astaroth`> i was dialling
<Astaroth`> and i went
<Astaroth`> like this 'seven' 'one' 'l' 'e' 'e' 't'

Quote #880 (-4) [ 2003-08-11, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PooJou/#overclockers questions AMD
<echelon> AMD cracks under the pressure

Quote #1028 (-4) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1047 (-4) [ 2003-10-01, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kat> hmmm third can of beam and cock and I am craving maccas

Quote #1150 (-4) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #1561 (-4) [ 2004-01-28, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Migishu> So here I am, home alone, playing games on my palm
<agog> err..
<agog> i hope you're using a water based lubricant

Quote #1644 (-4) [ 2004-02-15, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> heh, saw something funny on slashdot
<wild> "due to the theft of the windows 2000 source code, the long awaited windows 2000 will be delayed till late 2004"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till 2007"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till the release of half-life 2"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "duke nukem forever released"

Quote #1656 (-4) [ 2004-02-18, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DerKleine> I cant believe wot happened to me
<Freman> you got laid?
<DerKleine> nopre
<DerKleine> i was hacked
<DerKleine> BY A GIRL
<Freman> oooh better!

Quote #2232 (-4) [ 2004-08-09, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ethanol> Kill-everybody session?
<ethanol> Sounds fun...
<Netsork> Yeah. We lost ops.
<Netsork> It sucks.
<ethanol> Oh well
<ethanol> Just spam everyone with CTCP VERSIONs
<ethanol> everyone with a SystemInfo script will disconnect for flooding

Quote #2311 (-4) [ 2004-09-29, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rage): i'll ring you up neolithic when dnf is released
(Tensop|car): by the time DN:F is out humans would evolved beyond the need of phones, you will simply be able to concentrate and talk to someone through telekinesis, Rage.

Quote #2344 (-4) [ 2004-10-19, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> went to cronula beach last week, got there about 6am and wow 2 hot chicks asleep on the sand with their arms around each other, should have got there earlier
<Teracis> heh
<Draffa> lol
<Syxx`> should of asked if they needed a hand :P
<LaNcE> or 3
<Teracis> or a cock
<Anarki> or 3
<Teracis> hahahahaha
<Draffa> LOL

Quote #2366 (-4) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #2624 (-4) [ 2005-03-13, 23:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Holy shit
<Falkor> i just woke up with my head on the keyboard
<Falkor> wtfwtf
<Rage> rofl
<knowsfords> Falkor: heh
<Falkor> i only spoke like 10 mins ago too

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #2762 (-4) [ 2005-05-18, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@dec_> you know those little caps which come on the end of Serial ATA cables?
<@dec_> don't eat them.
<@dec_> i feel sick. :(

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #2966 (-4) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #2952 (-4) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #3240 (-4) [ 2006-02-04, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mikael^cot> havent slept in2 days
<mikael^cot> im seeing how long I can go without sleep ;P
<Daemo> lol
<Daemo> 2 days isnt that uncommon
<mikael^cot> lol I know
<mikael^cot> ima try 4
<Daemo> 2 days is 48 famine type crap

Quote #3302 (-4) [ 2006-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> fark
<Norgs> just installed Secure desktop
<Norgs> blue screen my laptop.
<Lurks> now your PC is secure

Quote #3480 (-4) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #3526 (-4) [ 2006-08-27, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ok, now i'm totally fucked
<Agg> chainsawed + axed a couple of hardwood sleepers
* Agg has a shower and a nap
<AntiSciby> Old man Agg. :)
<VooDoo> i wouldnt say that Sciby
<AntiSciby> And why not?
<VooDoo> he has a chainsaw and an Axe......

Quote #3531 (-4) [ 2006-08-30, 16:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> elle oh elle
<One``> girl on girl
<Agg> speaking of which i'm needed in the backyard for some hard and fast pumping
<Agg> bbak

Quote #4209 (-4) [ 2007-09-10, 23:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> also i managed to hook my alarm up to the internet
<gords> how does that work?
<gords> can you turn it on/off remotely?
<Tommmo> yes it has a java applet
<Tommmo> to disarm or check the status of zones
<Tommmo> but i trapped myself in my study
<Tommmo> i was fiddling with it and armed it, and the java thing crashed
<FreeFrag> rofl
<FreeFrag> So geeky.
<Tommmo> so i had to sit perfectly still
<Tommmo> and devise a plan
<FreeFrag> "Hello, Fire dept? I'm trapped in my study, please help!"
<gords> haha
<Tommmo> and it wouldnt let me reconnect
<gords> that is a better story than the alternator
<Tommmo> so i had to run to the front and disarm it. and it only went off for a few seconds.
<Tommmo> no it is not.

Quote #3545 (-4) [ 2006-09-09, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> bern's only going karting coz he thought he was signing up to "ride tarts"
<Jessica> Ride.. tarts?
<Jessica> But i'm not going karting..

Quote #3571 (-4) [ 2006-09-28, 02:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> man, my stomach feels like its trying to cook a baby in a clothes drier
<outy> either that or its digesting a besser brick
<outy> and id remember eating a besser brick
<Draffa> would you remember eating a baby?
<outy> its not the baby im worried about
<outy> its the clothes drier
<Draffa> that could cause problems at 'the other end' i suppose.
<outy> Draffa, who are you? optus tech support?
<Draffa> I wish. Then I could be rude and condescending to the customers.

Quote #3632 (-4) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #115 (-5) [ 2002-11-22, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<awayy> can i play bf 1942 better?
<MonoJ0ker> boyfriend 1942 is lame
<awayy> lol
<awayy> boyfriend
<awayy> ROFL!!!!
<awayy> cunny funt
<MonoJoker> sounds like your kinda game...

Quote #134 (-5) [ 2002-12-04, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav-Away> l00b3r sux (me) hard! :P
<Erve> Cav-Away he'd have to suck hard for anything to happen ;)

Quote #700 (-5) [ 2003-06-26, 02:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DJ-Studd): I saw this possum the other day and almost got a heart attack... I swear it was a metre and a half long!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): heh
(Draffa): smoking crack again DJ-Studd? :D
(Darkness): Dude, that was your sister.
(PsykoSmily): hahahaha
(Draffa): hahahah
(DJ-Studd): haha