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Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #105 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #103 (-3) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #102 (+10) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #101 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

Quote #100 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #98 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #97 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114576 <-- WTB 15-17" monitor QLD
<NBk> Jester: I've got a LG 17" here, works fine, just doesn't turn on

Quote #96 (+12) [ 2002-11-19, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

Quote #95 (+8) [ 2002-11-19, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<trent> sabretooth: you should know i only turn up in here when something is broken

Quote #94 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #93 (+7) [ 2002-11-19, 04:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_essent> yeah well my 19" flat shit on all ur montors
<milenko> the_essent: my moniter shits on yours
<Agg> my dad could beat up your dad

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #91 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #90 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #89 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #88 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #87 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> Cut off his penis at birth and have it made into a pacifier for him.....
<z3[n]> Strange1: wtf?!
<Strange1> Damn thats twisted
<Strange1> I feel liek kicking myself

Quote #85 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 05:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> sif Agg would use anything not sexy ;)
<brembo`> so that's why you got rejected K|dDO

Quote #86 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

[09:22] <\Roscoe> Man this screen is awesome.. wish it had a slot for my penis to go.

Quote #84 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #83 (+1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

Quote #82 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhyTry> everyone has IE !
<WhyTry> OR some browser

Quote #81 (+4) [ 2002-11-17, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> u suck Rudeboi
<Anarki> :p
<Rudeboi> i do?
<Rudeboi> ok - who told you? that was supposed to be a secret!

Quote #80 (+9) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #79 (+6) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #78 (+16) [ 2002-11-17, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> you know eating toast upside down accually makes it taste kinda different
<knowsfords> Jester: I have noticed that too.
<knowsfords> now we can get a government research grant to find out why

Quote #76 (+5) [ 2002-11-15, 06:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Wolff cuddles telstra

Quote #73 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> have you ever seen a c#nt wrapped in plastic?
<FreeFrag> then look at your drivers licence
<FreeFrag> :o
<FreeFrag> wrong channel!!

Quote #74 (+7) [ 2002-11-14, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> tron : I bet you have a lot of ideas, right?
<thetron> Darkness quote me from the movie "the castle"
<Darkness> tron "Fuck off you clown?"

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #72 (+8) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #71 (-3) [ 2002-11-13, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nerotic> i just smacked a huge blowfly out, landed on my driveway, so i squashed the cunt and maggots n shit came out n all so i owned the fool.. 20 cm long stetch of guts/blood/shit/maggots smeared accross my driveway.. should get a keeping australia beautiful award!

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #69 (+6) [ 2002-11-10, 03:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so when do i get email from the ocau subscribe list then ? :D
<Cav> when hell freezes over and the four horsemen come to layeth the smack down upon your arse..
<Cav> then and only then shall email be sent via the ocau list :P
<Rage> heh
<Cav> so it was written in agg 2:11
<Rage> new or old testiment?
<Cav> old :)
<Cav> the new testament speaks of reform, the move to linux and the atrocity of the newbs

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #61 (+1) [ 2002-11-08, 12:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DeckerX kicks his ghetto boxen
<DeckerX> fuken stop it
* DeckerX watches the thing get cyclic rendundancy errors left right and centre
<DeckerX> much more of this and it's the freezer for you
<Rudeboi> DeckerX: sounds like ur talking to a little kid
<DeckerX> Rudeboi: you have to treat it like one
<DeckerX> and I wish I was joking
<Rudeboi> treat it like a little kid - so can u return kids if they fuck up?
<DeckerX> nope, but you can stick them in the freezer

Quote #60 (+10) [ 2002-11-08, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> Silentsni, I just read the thread
* ^catalyst hugs SileNceR
* ^catalyst hugs Silentsni
<^catalyst> ur just lucky SileNceR

Quote #65 (+10) [ 2002-11-08, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SpeedyD> i have a good girlfriend and a good firewall, cept my firewall never goes down on me

Quote #66 (+2) [ 2002-11-08, 07:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-177435220021108-071129.html <---teen pukes after seeing porn!
<Silentsni> omg, I would have kept the tape

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #63 (-3) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #58 (-2) [ 2002-11-07, 08:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

Quote #59 (0) [ 2002-11-07, 07:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Bangers is back -( exam gay )- gone 5 hr 25 min 31 s
<SileNceR> I didn't know they had a specific subject for gayness

Quote #57 (-1) [ 2002-11-07, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> my GF died :( Thats why im using a 4Mb Trident
<Darkness> How much did she cost?

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #55 (-1) [ 2002-11-06, 06:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, you dont want to know what happens when im alone...
<Cav> i was so hoping someone would say "yes, i want to know Cav!"
<iconoclast> are you in #bearcave cav
<Rudeboi> i'ld like to know, assuming it doesn't involve several farm animals, 900yo aliens, 5 tubs and vaseline, and 1, possibly 2 hands...
* Cav has nothing to do with #bearcave
<Rudeboi> hrmm... no response from cav... must indicate that what he does alone involves one of the aforementioned items.,... hmmm...