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Quote #708 (-5) [ 2003-06-29, 04:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> eek
<DJ-Studd> I think I just saw a cow ;)
<tron|SGC> Did it go Meow!?
<DJ-Studd> Yup

Quote #219 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

Quote #2776 (+35) [ 2005-05-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Movie> My old nickname used to be Dark Assassin.
<Narc|Movie> One time playing a game on a BBS (before teh intarweb) it had a language filter, and my nick ended up being Dark Buttbuttin.
<Narc|Movie> That sucked.
<Fragwizard> lol

Quote #2887 (+3) [ 2005-07-20, 11:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Hagfish]: sleeping at work for 20 minutes sounds like polyphasic sleep to me
[ grelli]: oh
* grelli shrugs
[ grelli]: I was tired
[ grelli]: I'm waiting for XP to install
[ Hagfish]: you wake up from a dream world, to a nightmare

Quote #707 (-1) [ 2003-06-28, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Mred = taxi driver?! :S
<Mred32> DJ-Studd: Yep...thats me.
<Agg> that's "personal transportation technician"

Quote #3011 (+3) [ 2005-10-04, 14:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

ˇ@Aggˇ * bradrogers wonders when google will take over the air they breathe <-- the air will be free, but every 5th breath will carry an ad for ebay

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #803 (+3) [ 2003-07-19, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Sancho): i REALLY need a car...
(Lurks): Sancho: and you really need a woman aswell ya geek
* Sancho looks at his fiancee sitting just to his left...
(Darkness): Lurks: You just got sch00led, n00b.
(ColdFusion): Lurks: u were owned
(Lurks): Sancho: Blow up dolls dont count
(Sancho): sif blow up doll...
(PooJou): Lurks: thats a deep hole your digging there
(Lurks): hewwo missus Sancho
*** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
(ColdFusion): u gonna get it now
(Wolfine): i aint a blow up doll Lurks
(Darkness): [01:40] *** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) - Clones: 2 from Wolfine (Sancho) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish <--- Awww, aint it cute? :)
(Wolfine): can a blow up doll ... do this
* Wolfine does tricks
(PooJou): press F8 Darkness
(Darkness): Wolfine: Wow, i didn't know that many ping pong balls could fit there!
* Darkness runs
(Lurks): bad Darkness bad
* PooJou avoids flying ping pong balls
(Wolfine): darkness yeah well watch out while ur running cuz im a good shot too
(Darkness): Coroners report : "The young man, in his early twenties, suffered a severe blow to his upper left temple. That seemed to be of a result of some form of gooey spherical object"
(Wolfine): aka the ping pong ball from hell
(Darkness): I think i'll leave this one alone now. :)

Quote #206 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #862 (+3) [ 2003-08-09, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

Quote #3316 (+4) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #3514 (+4) [ 2006-08-19, 07:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Jessica: Ugh.
Jessica: My housemates in the next room are either watching a bad anime where the main character is an annoying asian who has sex all day
Draffa: or?
Jessica: Or they're busy having annoying loud asian sex
Jessica: It's not even the kind of sex that makes you want to have sex
Jessica: it's the kind of sex where you're like "Are they molesting a giant mouse?
outy: when they get to the part with the giraffe let me know

Quote #1618 (+7) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #1935 (0) [ 2004-05-08, 15:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Snufkin`> ..I just had a guy come in and ask if I sell car immobolisers, I'm sitting here surrounded by headphones and across the road is a shop with a bigass 10m x 10m sign saying STOP CAR THEFT, IMMOBILISE NOW sign.. why did he come in here?

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #3315 (+2) [ 2006-04-06, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

DJStudd: ffs
DJStudd: Just got gastro from my wife 45 minutes ago
DJStudd: puked the second I got out of the car :(
Stygian: DJ-Studd: sux2bu :P
DJStudd: that it does :'(
Stygian: got a laptop?
Stygian: cos you'll be IRCing from the toilet sooner or later :P
Bern: Try cooking her for a bit longer next time DJStudd
Stygian: unless you go for some REALLY out there stuff
MonoAWAY: I read news.com.au on the toilet this morning
DJStudd: ha ha Stygian :(
MonoAWAY: who said men can't multitask? :)

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #1276 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1909 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<anti_pop> i got a sundae from maccas last nite
<anti_pop> and fucking it made me so sick
<anti_pop> i think they must have been jacking off into the machine or something
<anti_pop> but i doubt it because its not like cock has ever made me sick before

Quote #1950 (0) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

Quote #3533 (+1) [ 2006-09-03, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> if you're referring to sex, csimpson, i haven't had sex in months.
* leesa is now known as biatch
<Narcolepsy> I haven't had sex in...
<Sunset> poor biatch
<Rainwulf> for 7 months
<Narcolepsy> Almost exactly 30 hours. Hell ought to freeze over.
<Rainwulf> hrmm
<Rainwulf> time for a beer
* Narcolepsy is now known as Narc|Busy
<SirPNut> yes, the thought of even Narcolepsy getting more sex than you is enough to drive anybody to alcoholism
<Rainwulf> true
<Rainwulf> then again he is a sexy man
* Narc|Busy struts.
<Rainwulf> and in the military
<Narc|Busy> Yeah, everyone loves a man in uniform.
<Rainwulf> how could any girl resist
<Narc|Busy> Hell, I even had to turn Rainwulf down.
<biatch> Yeah but you guys are probably missing the vital point.
<biatch> Narc|Busy is probably getting sex from military MEN
<Rainwulf> being
<Rainwulf> lol
<Tabris> eh, in these modern times why be picky :P
<Narc|Busy> Any hole's a goal, right?

Quote #347 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #3220 (+7) [ 2006-01-23, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> I dont watch tv unless it ends in .avi

Quote #295 (+11) [ 2003-02-02, 08:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pa|2anoiD> hey fellas, what can i do to fix an "explorer error" ?
<Agg> buy a mac

Quote #3260 (+4) [ 2006-02-16, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zzzuus> McJaaaames.
<yaleman> mczuus with cheese :D
<outy> what does that make me?
<zzzuus> mmmm yummy
<zzzuus> McNuggouty's.
<yaleman> a quarter pounder with issues

Quote #2120 (+4) [ 2004-07-08, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> oh shit
<mazzanet> the VCR is smoking
<mazzanet> brb
<remote_man> rofl
<Bern> tell it smoking will stunt it's growth
<kizzap> didn't your mother ever tell you not to pass joints

Quote #1288 (+5) [ 2003-11-08, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> met her back in yr8 in violin lesson
<Rage> then didnt talk to her until i started working at the same place as her
<Chemix> so you watched her develop since yr8
<Rage> no Chemix, i completely ignored her until now
<Chemix> hahahaha
<Chemix> gg
<Disco_Stu> she only just grew tits?
<Rage> actually her ti... HEY!

Quote #1135 (+62) [ 2003-10-15, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> MY GOD!!!
<CapnChron> I'm soo gonna fucking kick my sister out of the house
<CapnChron> She's a paradise
<CapnChron> erm
<CapnChron> Parasite!
<@Frag[W]> LOL
* @Frag[W] falls over.
<CapnChron> I feel voliated now!
<CapnChron> Yesterday my sister says she's having a friend over because our parents ain't here for few days.
<CapnChron> Right..
<CapnChron> This morning... I came home from work
<CapnChron> about 6:45am
<CapnChron> I go upstairs.. There's 2 kitchens
<CapnChron> One downstairs, one upstairs
<CapnChron> I'm like..
<CapnChron> Fuck man
<CapnChron> this is gross
<CapnChron> happened to me TWICE@!
<CapnChron> Right.. This girl!
<CapnChron> She's sitting on the stool eating breakfast looking at the view
<CapnChron> I'm like "Damn... She's wearing panties and a pink shirt
<CapnChron> I'm thinking sexy thoughts what I want to do with her
<CapnChron> "hot ass. I'd tap that!"
<CapnChron> All that shit you guys would think when you see some hot ass
<CapnChron> I go to the fridge to get a milkshake to join the girl
<CapnChron> Guess who I see walks into the kitchen
<CapnChron> Her fucking friend
<CapnChron> I'm like "wtf"
<CapnChron> She says hello
<CapnChron> I go "Hi..." Looked over to this girl...
<CapnChron> Eww
<CapnChron> i'M SICK
<CapnChron> I thought sexy thoughts of my fucking sister again!
* CapnChron jumps off from his bedroom window
<CapnChron> TWICE!!!
* CapnChron feeds his sister shitloads of food
<CapnChron> Get fat bitch!
<@Lone[Zz]> dude ... that's going straight to ugbox

Quote #2377 (0) [ 2004-11-09, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sticks just spent 10 mins playing with Knoppix-STD
<Sticks> it runs real nice on my desktop :)
<Postal> is that a new "dick and pussy disease"
<Postal> habib says condoms stop that

Quote #3474 (+2) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #1056 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #3041 (0) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #4078 (+3) [ 2007-04-13, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has changed the topic to: Welcome to #overclockers - Please drive through to the second window.
* Stygian stops at the first window.
<-- Sciby has kicked Stygian from #overclockers (WRONG.)

Quote #3439 (+1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #1113 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<clockit> agg doesn't have a credit card
<fenix> clockit why not?
<clockit> well why would he?
<clockit> credit cards are a waste of money
<Agg> clockit - has thetron loaned you his magic arse?
<clockit> no..
<clockit> do you have one Agg?
<Agg> stop talking out of yours then, coz it's wildly inaccurate
<clockit> oh sorry
* clockit apologises profusely
<Agg> I have a citibank gold visa with 13k limit on it.. and have never paid a cent of interest.. so apart from being wrong on all counts, you're doing great.

Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #2686 (+13) [ 2005-04-15, 14:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|scythe|> [13:23] <Jessica> the pain in my throat - guess ull have to find someone with a smaller 'leg' then aye?
<Jessica> Lol
<Jessica> If only I could find someone with a 'leg' at all :(
<Quadbox> Ironic, considering that only last week I could have sworn I heard something about not letting any boy's "leg" anywhere near you
<Jessica> I'm a fickle female, quadbox :P
<Quadbox> There's another word for that phenomenon :p
<MadHatter> ugly?

Quote #730 (-1) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #4139 (+10) [ 2007-06-03, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

Quote #530 (+6) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #61 (0) [ 2002-11-08, 12:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DeckerX kicks his ghetto boxen
<DeckerX> fuken stop it
* DeckerX watches the thing get cyclic rendundancy errors left right and centre
<DeckerX> much more of this and it's the freezer for you
<Rudeboi> DeckerX: sounds like ur talking to a little kid
<DeckerX> Rudeboi: you have to treat it like one
<DeckerX> and I wish I was joking
<Rudeboi> treat it like a little kid - so can u return kids if they fuck up?
<DeckerX> nope, but you can stick them in the freezer

Quote #3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #1371 (+13) [ 2003-11-22, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> URHG. I just had a shower. Then came and got dressed, puts on deoderant.....wait...how come im all greasy...fecking wd40.

Quote #2532 (+4) [ 2005-01-24, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The funny thing is, out of the ~10 computers in the joint, they only take the laptop with the DVD burner and the fileserver.
<FreeFrag> And they took another computer off the top of the fileserver to get to it.
<FreeFrag> They are now doing a MS Backup to a 120Gb USB2 External Drive, and a XCopy of the server data drive to a Netcomm NAS that is hidden somewhere in the building.
<D_Web> where is it?
<FreeFrag> We dont know.
<D_Web> last time I went, I only had time to take a laptop and file server

Quote #2058 (+4) [ 2004-06-14, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> but your just a script kiddie
<SoulReap> scripts my ass
*** SoulReap Quit (Exit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))

Quote #1199 (+10) [ 2003-10-22, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> DDsD[AaA] is an obvious terrorist
<wildNngngg> lol
<knowsfords> he has a freind name kaliban... thats almost taliban
<knowsfords> such an obvious link.
<wildNngngg> better call that fridge magnet phone number
<knowsfords> yep
<DDsD[AaA]> Im also a crack dealer in my spare time -> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/images.php?view=566a18870cc8330fead3b9a844f5e0c3
<wildNngngg> go the freaky bulge in the throat :)
<knowsfords> I mean we went to war with evidence less solid
<wildNngngg> LMAO

Quote #1045 (+7) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.