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Quote #1273 (+7) [ 2003-11-04, 02:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nutty_33> holly crap
<nutty_33> cod fucking cocks
<nutty_33> rocks
<nutty_33> err
<nutty_33> :(

Quote #3257 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i used to think being a system administrator was some glorious job filled with all sorts of wonder. sort of a way to exercise one's god complex. now i realise its fucking boring and stressful :D

Quote #1700 (+5) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #4248 (+1) [ 2007-12-01, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/XR6Mod_8ff706a439f2d0eb63da6ed.jpg <--That's my bro's nearly legal XR6 engine bay
<S1[A]> "nearly legal" ... I bet that set off Rage's highlight
<brembo`> he's already got the car started

Quote #937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol

Quote #1665 (+7) [ 2004-02-20, 09:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- SignOff Fod: #overclockers (Quit: set phasers to pwn)

Quote #3083 (+55) [ 2005-11-13, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> you forget that benzor's brain is capable of absorbing huge quantities of knowledge via osmosis. he works in a legal office for a few months.. he's practically a lawyer. i imagine he walked past a mechanic on the way to this conversation.

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #79 (+6) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #339 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #3049 (+4) [ 2005-10-27, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> bloody monkeysuit uniforms. you guys know how hot it is working in IT with a bloody tie
<DeadlyDude> going into town with a suit on is teh win tho
<Hunter> had to supervise an erection today
<Hunter> it wasnt a big one

Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #2702 (+6) [ 2005-04-22, 05:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I'm going to go have a shower.
<Skitzo> k
<Skitzo> pics?
<Jessica> k but 4 ur i's onli. ^_^ no money down!
<Jessica> www.sifnt.org/~jess/showercam.php
<Jessica> OOPS
<Carl> LOL
<Skitzo> 404'D!
<Carl> Why did I click that? :/

Quote #968 (+2) [ 2003-08-29, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> LOL ahahahah sister got her tongue pierced i told her you wont be able to talk by today she didnt believe me now she is complaining while im laughing in her face trying to listen to her speak
<Bipdehone> ouch what does her tongue look like atm?
<Bleeter> lol
<Bipdehone> can u see?
<Bipdehone> is it bloated?
<Bipdehone> Well?
<Sponge> swollen
<Sponge> ?
<Bipdehone> question really is how swollen
<Sponge> like a penis full of viagra
<RoSWeLL> lol its huge

Quote #1297 (+9) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #3147 (+8) [ 2005-12-17, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:59] <David> any of you nerds talk to jessica this morning before she left for the lan?
[18:59] <David> mention anything about stealing my fucking mouse?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> I bloody hate David....he's a fucktard.....I'm going to steal his mouse, that'll teach him.
[19:00] <FreeFrag> Yeah.
[19:00] <David> are you serious?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> I thought she was a little harsh, but *shrug*
[19:00] <yaleman> lol
[19:00] <Grosby> rofl
[19:00] <David> okay.. are you kidding? :p
[19:00] <David> because i have a whole array of revenge material here
[19:00] <FreeFrag> No seriously, I just looked up my logs dude.
[19:01] <David> *looks at her laptop*
[19:01] <David> show me the log :p
[19:01] <Grosby> steal it!
[19:01] <Grosby> aww lookit da ugwee widdle face
[19:01] <Grosby> n da hand aww
[19:01] <moda> ...
[19:01] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> If he comes in later, tell him that he's never getting this mouse again, and even if he does get it he wont want it *puts somewhere rudez0r*
[19:01] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <David> oh great
[19:02] <David> did she mention specifically where it is?
[19:02] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Let me look....
[19:02] <David> maybe she might find her shit out on the footpath when she gets back? :p
[19:02] <Grosby> am I being too crass?
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Lot of talking in between her lines
[19:02] <David> what time was this btw FreeFrag?
[19:03] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> No seriously guys, I've had enough of him, the least I should do is steal his mouse...he'll never find it.
[19:03] <FreeFrag> David, no timestamps :(
[19:03] <David> yeah i could sell it to you ocau nerds
[19:03] <David> okay FreeFrag you've had your fun :p
[19:03] <David> i call bluff
[19:03] <FreeFrag> I call gullibility factor = *VERY HIGH*

Quote #3310 (+6) [ 2006-04-01, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I accidently left a tube of heatshrink out in the sun today, and it shrunk :(

Quote #3138 (+11) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #1331 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Chamelion] Oh for fuck sakes. I'm SICK of this rugs a million dickface claiming they are closing down for good every fricking week.

Quote #1420 (+8) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #235 (0) [ 2003-01-07, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> "my girlfriend says im a pedophile...thats a pretty big word for a 14yr old"

Quote #2391 (+11) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #4006 (+6) [ 2007-01-10, 13:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> All OCAU girls are from QLD or VIC.
<Talleh> You mean all the sluts?
<predder> where's Jessleep
<predder> WAKE UP!
<Jessleep> Here
<Stygian> lol
<Jessleep> what
<Turophile> LOL
<Jessleep> Oh.
<SgtMjrTank> lol
<predder> she called you a slut dammit fight or something
<Jessleep> All the sluts, right.
<Jessleep> predder: cant fight the truth, baby.
<predder> damn, I was hoping for more zing.

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #1817 (+6) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1715 (+8) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #1930 (+8) [ 2004-05-07, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> I wish stupidity was a fatal disease
<t_rex|z> :)
<ethanol> it is
<ethanol> have you read the darwin awards?
<Hibba> I hear you can catch stupidity from aids
<ethanol> you can catch aids from stupidity
<ernest> yeah, it is, but its lethality rate is somewhere around the 15% mark, and thats not good enough for me;)

Quote #2704 (+7) [ 2005-04-23, 13:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> some guy in a wheelchair got hit by a taxi in the valley the other day
<yaleman> was rolling around yelling " I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
<CapnChron> hahahahahahahaha
<yaleman> well, the first bit is true, the second half I added for funny value

Quote #1081 (+6) [ 2003-10-06, 03:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> mmm im onto my 4th bowel of rice :D
<sabretooth> You eat your rice from a bowel?
<sabretooth> Eww.
<sabretooth> Dude.
<iconoclast> lol
<Wiz> ROFL
<Gibbon> heh
<aftahours> doh.
<Iroquois> brown rice, then?
<Iroquois> sorry.
<aftahours> maybe bowl
<sabretooth> Heh Iro
<bh> you eat shit for breakfast?
<iconoclast> sun rice
<Wiz> Taste a bit shitty really
<sabretooth> "Man this rice tastes like shit!"
<iconoclast> from where the sun doesnt shine
<aftahours> lol..i thought it had weavels in it :P

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #2602 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

Topic for #***** is MIA: Pace. Suspected found a life.

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #1567 (+9) [ 2004-01-29, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> fucking hell i am tored
<Ultimata> tirex*
<Ultimata> tire*
<Ultimata> tired*
<Ultimata> FUCK
<Ultimata> oh wait
<Ultimata> there
<Largo> got typo ? :D

Quote #1959 (+8) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #202 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #2664 (0) [ 2005-04-03, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz0r> oh theres a poof at my window
<klif-e> not a reflection Junkz0r?
<Lombers> rofl

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #68 (+5) [ 2002-11-09, 02:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> i am stuipted

Quote #4053 (+8) [ 2007-03-11, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jake> Heh. Now SupCom won't start.
<Jake> Unable to start
<Jake> Please verify system meets minimum specifications.
<@Frag_Lord> lol u fail
<Jake> That's the most depressing error message I've ever gotten.
<DJ_HiP> mm that sure is a blow to the e-penis
<@Frag_Lord> indeed
<Jake> I was playing it earlier, but still.
<DJ_HiP> tis like a girl saying "are you sure your hard?"
<@Frag_Lord> lol
<Jake> Haha.
<@TheWedgie> "is it in yet?"

Quote #1283 (+4) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #726 (+8) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #1501 (+9) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #1765 (+3) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #2765 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #1964 (+4) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #4303 (+2) [ 2008-04-27, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cavalier> lawl...a HJ commercial just came on TV
<brodsta> The burgers are better....
* bungs has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
<recon> food prepared by 14 year olds ftw
<brodsta> You haven't had grease till you've had adolescent acne
<recon> D:

Quote #3296 (-3) [ 2006-03-27, 18:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> urgh, i just got the big lecture from mum about protection and grandkids, and argh
<@Agg> outy - tell her it's ok, you only like anal.

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much