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Quote #300 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> i wish i had a seamonster in my pc

Quote #2797 (-5) [ 2005-05-29, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> spam has reached an all time low, i can deal with cheap viagra, cheap drugs, and even buying marijuana seeds, but now they are trying to sell me a fake rolex

Quote #4229 (+4) [ 2007-10-16, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg retires to the sofa with the remote control and packet of antihistamines
<Madhatter> cold or illergic to baby?
<Agg> chicken motherfucking pox
* Tao|zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
<Agg> if you can believe it
<Dopefish> WTF
<aXiSte> ouch
<Dopefish> you have been having a bad time lately no?
<Agg> the way this month has been going i assume an ebola bomb will go off in my backyard next weekend

Quote #3458 (-9) [ 2006-07-20, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg gives SgtMjrTank a french oral exam

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #523 (+4) [ 2003-05-04, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> boobies on CH9
<sabretooth> thanks voods :P
<Daemon> hrm, that reminds me... I should change the oil in my g/box
<VooDoo> boobies reminds you of gearbox oil? you must take ages to "clean up" afterwards

Quote #2088 (0) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #366 (+2) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #475 (+56) [ 2003-04-17, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

Quote #710 (+62) [ 2003-06-29, 20:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

Quote #4239 (-4) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #2765 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #1644 (-3) [ 2004-02-15, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> heh, saw something funny on slashdot
<wild> "due to the theft of the windows 2000 source code, the long awaited windows 2000 will be delayed till late 2004"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till 2007"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till the release of half-life 2"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "duke nukem forever released"

Quote #1416 (+5) [ 2003-12-05, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> i once sent a package to sciby at his work, addressed to Scott "God among Men" Eiby

Quote #295 (+10) [ 2003-02-02, 08:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pa|2anoiD> hey fellas, what can i do to fix an "explorer error" ?
<Agg> buy a mac

Quote #4109 (+3) [ 2007-05-06, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> is there any truth to that dreams-mean-stuff stuff!?
<Agg> biatch - natalie portman better hope not!
<Agg> coz some of the whacky stuff we get up to in my dreams, hoo boy.

Quote #2404 (+1) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #1662 (+11) [ 2004-02-19, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> a mate sent me this, only porn i've ever kept
<Fod> suuure
<Nick> true
<Fod> YOU'RE A SKINFIEND AND YOU KNOW IT
<Nick> SKINFIEND?
<Fod> pornography = "the skin trade"
<Nick> i really don't like it though.. 99% of it makes me get an anti-boner
<Fod> porno sex is so fucking ridiculous
<Nick> amen to that
<Fod> HI, I'M HERE TO FIX THE TV
<Fod> LET'S HAVE UPSIDE DOWN BUTTSEX
<Nick> rofl
<Nick> off to ugquotes

Quote #3111 (+1) [ 2005-11-27, 20:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> uwe boll
<Fod> the man is a genius
<Fod> no doubt about it
<Fod> no one could possibly be that hopeless, so the only alternative is that he's simply misunderstood

Quote #1963 (+12) [ 2004-05-15, 18:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> argh
<Freaek> just woke up
<Freaek> fell aslseep at the pc
<Freaek> got keyboard indent on my head
<Freaek> :(
<Freaek> fucken sore

Quote #1581 (+6) [ 2004-02-01, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #3255 (+2) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #2667 (+10) [ 2005-04-04, 17:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<doughnut> someone should whisper to the pope that it's now past april 1st and this is getting silly

Quote #593 (+9) [ 2003-05-24, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT!
<sabretooth> <@Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT! <-- But you're so round!

Quote #2622 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #2483 (+4) [ 2005-01-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Aedan_18> maybe i should just do an all nighter
<bungs> i stayed up for 40hrs straight when i was up on the gold coast hehe
<Aedan_18> i stayed up 60hours and worked
<outonanisl> i stayed up for 150 hours, note to self, dont take that much viagra at once

Quote #1183 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(james-2): I don't use a virus scanner either
(tensop): james-: mind if i email you a little program i mate
(tensop): its called notavirus.vbs

Quote #1268 (+7) [ 2003-11-03, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> yeah, he had 3 drunk girls naked in his room
<Lombers> and I have the logs to prove it :P
<Sciby> Fuck the logs, I want photos.

Quote #1541 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ozzmosis> From: "Lesbian L. Plenipotentiary" <imackinnon@cinemexicano.com>
<ozzmosis> plenipotentiary, n. A diplomat who is fully authorized to represent his or her government
<ozzmosis> spam has taught me something today
<ozzmosis> that's not meant to happen

Quote #2545 (+2) [ 2005-01-28, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Hadamona: Cos most of our customers are budget tightarses
<Hadamona> lol
<outonanisl> how tight?
<ace234> that got outonanisl interested
<aftahours> as tight as a nuns....
<outonanisl> see you next tuesday aftahours?
<aftahours> see you in a fire?

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #2447 (+3) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #2052 (+2) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #2695 (+2) [ 2005-04-19, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> phew, took 15mins but I got my rod off
<Erve> wait, I'll take a pic of how much play my rod end has

Quote #2741 (+8) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #994 (+7) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #279 (+6) [ 2003-01-23, 04:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> maybe
<Agg-> you
<Agg-> could
<Agg-> look
<Agg-> for
<Agg-> a
<Agg-> keyboard
<Agg-> that
<Agg-> doesn't
<Agg-> hit
<Agg-> return
<risesies> Agg- you spammer :P
<Agg-> instead
<Agg-> of
<Agg-> space
<Agg-> so kick me
* Agg- was kicked by Wolfy (dont spam!)

Quote #440 (+3) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #3316 (+5) [ 2006-04-07, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tedbundy> I'm never clicking a link in this channel again. =[
<tedbundy> I demand you pay for the dinner I just purged.

Quote #3270 (+2) [ 2006-02-25, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> FreeFrag: Most of the news is copy and paste
<FreeFrag> thetron, no, it clearly isn't.
<FreeFrag> You have to write up a bit about what each news article is about, and you're nto cabapel of doineg taht.
<thetron> I can't understand what you said. Atleast i could spell it right

Quote #1589 (-1) [ 2004-02-03, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hmm i wonder why there is so many skin firming lotions going around
<aftahours> especially ads on tv
<Hunter> because people buy anything?
<aftahours> yeah, but I dont need lotion to get firm
<aftahours> skin
<kitt3n> ..
<aftahours> :
<fen> you might need lotion atfer you get firm tho ;)
<aftahours> haha

Quote #1618 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #425 (+4) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #1238 (0) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #2247 (+4) [ 2004-08-17, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> i need to put my wallet through the wash i think
<Fod> you could say i'd be ... laundering my money
<knowsfords> that was so bad I think you gave me cancer.
<Fod> :D
<Fod> seriously though, it stinks
<knowsfords> like your joke

Quote #2411 (+4) [ 2004-12-06, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> How, exactly, did a pair of clean underpants end up UNDER my computer case?
<Quadbox> ye gods I must have been drunk that night

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series