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Quote #103 (-3) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #138 (-3) [ 2002-12-06, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> bah
<Cav> im just pissed off
<Cav> im amazed at how fucking stupid that was
<Cav> and how fucking stupid i am
<MaDhAtTeR> you said it

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #595 (-3) [ 2003-05-25, 00:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Cav»: i swear you can tell which bands are stoners by how their music sounds while you are stoned
«z3us»: rofl
«z3us»: which ones?
º Cav clicks random and goes through them
«z3us»: Tool have it
«Cav»: yeah, tool have it
«Cav»: that goes without saying
«Cav»: prodigy have it
«z3us»: ahhh yeah prodigy definately
«Cav»: Cradle of Filth dont, i think they have speed induced music or something..
«Cav»: speed and vast depression with unhealthy dollopings of angst
«z3us»: lol

Quote #792 (-3) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #830 (-3) [ 2003-07-30, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Matthew, OH SHIT! Could i have your DD Details, I forgot to pay your mum for last night, and she charges interest :(
<Matthew> FreeFrag: i know man, she aint cheep, i fotgot to pay last week and it cost me 3 times the usual amount

Quote #843 (-3) [ 2003-08-02, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> anyone's MSN playing up?
<Lurks> msn goes down more than a 2 dorrah hooker in chinatown
<Matthew> heh, so does my mum
<Matthew> mostly on me

Quote #873 (-3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> sabretooth has no halo...
<Narcolepsy> He does, however, have a turbo. mmm, forced induction..
<biatch> Yep. Gets my motor running >:P
<Rik> gets your motor running, then forces it in, getting harder and harder
<Narcolepsy> Rik: And always hotter. And faster...
<Rik> until it blows Narcolepsy!
<@sabretooth> Interesting analogy
<Narcolepsy> Blown head gasket = milky emulsion. The imagery is horrible...

Quote #882 (-3) [ 2003-08-11, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Chamelion] I know Daemon, just fucking you.
[Chamelion] fucking WITH you... errrr shit.
[Daemon] I wondered what that pin prick was
• Matthew submits
[Refle}{] hows his arse?
[Refle}{] tasty ?
[V8R[2400]] lol
[Chamelion] Reflex, Im not eating his arse man.. geez.
[Daemon] thought I sat on a needle :P

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1047 (-3) [ 2003-10-01, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kat> hmmm third can of beam and cock and I am craving maccas

Quote #1119 (-3) [ 2003-10-12, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> FreeFrag: And a big fuck you to you.
<sabretooth> (for a totally different reason to this conversation)
<sabretooth> Hmm, FreeFrag's awfully quiet suddenly.
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, yes, my evil plan has been foiled once again! You seem so good at doing that. But my next plan is unfoilable! I will infect you with.....HUMOUR!!

Quote #1200 (-3) [ 2003-10-22, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> Anyway, this kid at school keeps whigning to me because his lanboy isnt in, i told him the ship crashed because the ships captain got BLINDED BY THE RICE.

Quote #1209 (-3) [ 2003-10-24, 13:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> farken, I'm stu[id
<Agg> -[
<Agg> +p

Quote #1341 (-3) [ 2003-11-16, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yes.. i am a bad girl.. and i must be punished.

Quote #1404 (-3) [ 2003-11-30, 23:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Studge> anyways ttfn
* @Studge has quit IRC
<colt> ttfn?
<PalaNIN> ta ta for now
<colt> omg
<colt> u know u spend to much time on irc when u know what ttfn means
<colt> why didnt i know it :/

Quote #1430 (-3) [ 2003-12-09, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Narcolepsy) "Close your legs, it's rude to point..."

Quote #1644 (-3) [ 2004-02-15, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> heh, saw something funny on slashdot
<wild> "due to the theft of the windows 2000 source code, the long awaited windows 2000 will be delayed till late 2004"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till 2007"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till the release of half-life 2"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "duke nukem forever released"

Quote #1695 (-3) [ 2004-02-26, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* LoneWolf_ Quit (Quit: Boycott Shampoo! Demand real poo instead!)
* Lone[zZ] has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Lone[zZ]
<Lone[zZ]> what a tard .... I was fucking around with transparency in mirc, and made mirc soooo transparent, I couldn't even see it!
<Manaz> LOL
<sabretooth> bwahahahah
<sabretooth> To ugbox we go!

Quote #1784 (-3) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #1834 (-3) [ 2004-04-14, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Banzai rubs up bh
<bh> umm
<GooSE> mad turbo lag or what?
<bh> can you rub something else, especially not up me
<Postal> *cough*
* Banzai smacks bh over the face with a turkey

Quote #1828 (-3) [ 2004-04-13, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.152
* Matthew was kicked by Agg (FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Agg> boy that felt good.

Quote #1927 (-3) [ 2004-05-06, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Lombers[A] is now known as Lombers
<PsychoMatt> evenin lombers
<Lombers> hey
<PsychoMatt> hows shit?
<predder|A> lumpy?
<FreeFrag> smelly?
<Agg-> a bit nutty
<Lombers> urgh

Quote #2056 (-3) [ 2004-06-13, 15:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PiNk-88> you cant spell underage without rage

Quote #2156 (-3) [ 2004-07-18, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> to get ops type /server op #overclockers
<mazzanet> :P
--- alphalink.melbourne.oz.org gives channel operator status to Nick
<Nick> awesome

Quote #2357 (-3) [ 2004-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> you dont wank a mouse that isnt rechargable
<ace234> want even
<MonoJoker> lol ace234
<Bundy> nice typo ace234 :)

Quote #2366 (-3) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!

Quote #2620 (-3) [ 2005-03-09, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> there is this big cat that keeps appearing every night
<D_Web> he is pretty fat, has no coller and seems pretty tame, but won't come up to me
<D_Web> any ideas?
<wild`> D_Web: approach it slowly?
<D_Web> it starts moving away when I get ~2m from it
<eDust> why do you want it to come to you?
<wild`> get some catnip then :)
<D_Web> I want to know who's he is/if he is tame or not
<D_Web> don't want him attacking our cats
<eDust> D_Web, it might come closer if you hide the knife behind your back

Quote #2624 (-3) [ 2005-03-13, 23:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Holy shit
<Falkor> i just woke up with my head on the keyboard
<Falkor> wtfwtf
<Rage> rofl
<knowsfords> Falkor: heh
<Falkor> i only spoke like 10 mins ago too

Quote #2637 (-3) [ 2005-03-22, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goofy[HSK]> i have plenty problems, just haven't been diagnosed with them yet :D

Quote #2654 (-3) [ 2005-03-29, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Razzylem> wtf is everyone?
<Yawgmoth> i burned them alive as part of an offering to the dark god most mortals know only as Telstra

Quote #2690 (-3) [ 2005-04-17, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): i only played css a few times when it first came out
(Tensop`): wasnt much chop... not really a game that involves any skill
(Tensop`): just point, shoot, press y and say 'OMFG HACKS YOU F#%KEN CHEAT'

Quote #2755 (-3) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #2770 (-3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> hrm
<CapnChron> my movies are playing upsidedown and flipped over
<z00s> maybe it's the drugs.
<outonanis|> stop standing on your head CapnChron

Quote #2796 (-3) [ 2005-05-29, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<crag-bbs> i drove past corbys beauty salon
<crag-bbs> the sign on the front said
<crag-bbs> back in 20

Quote #2826 (-3) [ 2005-06-17, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Douglas Wood sounds like an alco
<DJ-Studd> "Mr Wood left Baghdad late yesterday on a military flight to Dubai where he will enjoy the cold beers he has craved for seven weeks. "
<Fragwizard> LOL
<Agg> This photo shows Mr Wood diving headfirst into a specially-prepared swimmingpool full of Tooheys New, part of the extensive rehabilitation he will undergo for the next few weeks.

Quote #2857 (-3) [ 2005-07-01, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ace: people say cocksucker like it's a bad thing

Quote #2966 (-3) [ 2005-09-03, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

Koontz: wanna laugh?
Koontz: my pc has not been booting into the OS all week
Koontz: since the night of the storms
Koontz: without me interveening and selecting the boot device manually
Koontz: anyways i fixed it
Koontz: started by swapping ram in out
Koontz: FINALLY plugging the dvd drive back in to ide cable
Koontz: still no go
Koontz: so checked all bios settings
Koontz: yep all good
Koontz: few more resets
Koontz: you ready?
Koontz: sitting down?
Goose: nah im actually standing at my computer
Koontz: ........then I..........
Koontz: TOOK THE FLOPPY DISK OUT OF THE FLOPPY DRIVE!

Quote #3080 (-3) [ 2005-11-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grog: Also in 2004, newletter Popbitch reported that one of its readers worked at a brothel that Noll frequently used. Noll strenuously denied the allegations but admitted using marijuana and using a brothel "as a kid".
Grog: lol
TheWedgie: haha
Draffa: using a brothel as a kid eh?
Draffa: did he get a discount?
Crudmuffin: concession rates, heh
yaleman_: "kids eat for free"

Quote #3279 (-3) [ 2006-03-07, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> might have a quick game of cs:s, then watch "Isle of the Dead" on ABC at 11:55pm, then go to bed and dream of Agg
<Kingy> deepspring - washing the sheets tommorow then?

Quote #3296 (-3) [ 2006-03-27, 18:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> urgh, i just got the big lecture from mum about protection and grandkids, and argh
<@Agg> outy - tell her it's ok, you only like anal.

Quote #3302 (-3) [ 2006-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> fark
<Norgs> just installed Secure desktop
<Norgs> blue screen my laptop.
<Lurks> now your PC is secure

Quote #3401 (-3) [ 2006-06-09, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+beta|ANIME> whats a proxy checker do ?
<@Agg> checks proxies, foo'!

Quote #3472 (-3) [ 2006-07-28, 10:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz[w]> rofl that was gold
<Junkz[w]> some call centre chick called my work mobile wanting my email <Junkz[w]> so i said id give her my email address if she told me what colour panties she had on
<Junkz[w]> she had to check wtf?
<Junkz[w]> then said pink n white
<@Junkz[w]> so i gave her my gmail account

Quote #3488 (-3) [ 2006-08-03, 14:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> my brain is stuck in an infinate recursion loop written in VB
<Sniper165> it aint VB its COBOL
<Teddybear> You know it's VB, the programmer cant spell "infinite"

Quote #3531 (-3) [ 2006-08-30, 16:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> elle oh elle
<One``> girl on girl
<Agg> speaking of which i'm needed in the backyard for some hard and fast pumping
<Agg> bbak

Quote #3583 (-3) [ 2006-10-04, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> kiss my balls
The_Dan would be delighted

Quote #3636 (-3) [ 2006-11-22, 12:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Wonder why I get excited so much over 2700mAh batteries... Meh. *puts batteries down pants*