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Quote #926 (-3) [ 2003-08-18, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> all of a sudden I feel like a caramello koala
<Rik> all gooey?
<knowsfords> not literally of course

Quote #1071 (-3) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #1101 (-3) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #1163 (-3) [ 2003-10-19, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Barto_ACT> "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work" EEEEEWWW

Quote #1171 (-3) [ 2003-10-19, 05:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch spanks sabretooth
<biatch> rowr :)
* sabretooth spanks biatch back.
<Iroquois> get a chan, you two :P

Quote #1178 (-3) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #1188 (-3) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #1341 (-3) [ 2003-11-16, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yes.. i am a bad girl.. and i must be punished.

Quote #1366 (-3) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #1625 (-3) [ 2004-02-11, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shiftkicker> worst ever, no toilet paper
<Fod> hah
<Fod> use your head
<Fod> it's what i'd do
<Fod> i'd make you wash it afterwards though
<Shiftkicker> haha
* Shiftkicker is off to buy toilet paper, with pants around ankles

Quote #1695 (-3) [ 2004-02-26, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* LoneWolf_ Quit (Quit: Boycott Shampoo! Demand real poo instead!)
* Lone[zZ] has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Lone[zZ]
<Lone[zZ]> what a tard .... I was fucking around with transparency in mirc, and made mirc soooo transparent, I couldn't even see it!
<Manaz> LOL
<sabretooth> bwahahahah
<sabretooth> To ugbox we go!

Quote #1780 (-3) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me

Quote #1834 (-3) [ 2004-04-14, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Banzai rubs up bh
<bh> umm
<GooSE> mad turbo lag or what?
<bh> can you rub something else, especially not up me
<Postal> *cough*
* Banzai smacks bh over the face with a turkey

Quote #1828 (-3) [ 2004-04-13, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.152
* Matthew was kicked by Agg (FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Agg> boy that felt good.

Quote #1893 (-3) [ 2004-04-30, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga changes topic to ' * Nozz walks over to the dresser and gets her whip | * Nozz snorts a condom up his nose | <Dexta> mmm, i was innocent too, until i started dating little girls'
<Dexta> good call :P
<Dexta> dammit

Quote #1895 (-3) [ 2004-04-30, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> man, I am so confused about girls atm :o
* Mred32 hides
<Mred32> They are the ones with the vagina.

Quote #1927 (-3) [ 2004-05-06, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Lombers[A] is now known as Lombers
<PsychoMatt> evenin lombers
<Lombers> hey
<PsychoMatt> hows shit?
<predder|A> lumpy?
<FreeFrag> smelly?
<Agg-> a bit nutty
<Lombers> urgh

Quote #2024 (-3) [ 2004-06-03, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FarQ> how do i change my nick b4 i go?
<Lurks> /nick n00ba
*** FarQ is now known as n00ba

Quote #2156 (-3) [ 2004-07-18, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> to get ops type /server op #overclockers
<mazzanet> :P
--- alphalink.melbourne.oz.org gives channel operator status to Nick
<Nick> awesome

Quote #2264 (-3) [ 2004-08-24, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> <Fod> girly men aren't allowed on the plane, so it'll only me and i guess tom, the manly girl <-- damn straight
<Rage> wait
<Rage> shit

Quote #2306 (-3) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #2334 (-3) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #2342 (-3) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #2357 (-3) [ 2004-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> you dont wank a mouse that isnt rechargable
<ace234> want even
<MonoJoker> lol ace234
<Bundy> nice typo ace234 :)

Quote #2586 (-3) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #2682 (-3) [ 2005-04-14, 15:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Metal forks are good. Leave them in a feild for 6 or 8 yrs until they get really rusty and them use them to tear the face off of someone you really dislike
<Mred32> ...err did I say that?

Quote #2690 (-3) [ 2005-04-17, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): i only played css a few times when it first came out
(Tensop`): wasnt much chop... not really a game that involves any skill
(Tensop`): just point, shoot, press y and say 'OMFG HACKS YOU F#%KEN CHEAT'

Quote #2724 (-3) [ 2005-04-29, 12:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> theres nothing quite like listening to nirvana whilst fucked over from spray painting to give you that warm junkie feeling

Quote #2738 (-3) [ 2005-05-06, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** ScibyAway has quit IRC (Quit: I was givin' some head, to some french bread, four course orgy on the spread of my bed.)

Quote #2770 (-3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> hrm
<CapnChron> my movies are playing upsidedown and flipped over
<z00s> maybe it's the drugs.
<outonanis|> stop standing on your head CapnChron

Quote #3000 (-3) [ 2005-09-23, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Hmm, anything wrong with having a 12" and 10" sub in the car? Or will that destroy the sound, according to purists?
<firestones> DJ-Studd: i doubt there should any problem with running two different sized speakers. just don't put them both in the same box.
<SirPNut> purists will say that anything will destroy the sound
<firestones> yeah, you're not even supposed to be in the room, or else you will desroy the sound.
<SirPNut> room? what room? you mean the sound-destroying room? *shock horror *
<Andrew> you can only listen to music in a vacuum whilst drinking a single plum, in perfume, floating in a man's hat
<Andrew> thats the only way you can properly appreciate music
<Andrew> don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise

Quote #3176 (-3) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.

Quote #3207 (-3) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #3279 (-3) [ 2006-03-07, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> might have a quick game of cs:s, then watch "Isle of the Dead" on ABC at 11:55pm, then go to bed and dream of Agg
<Kingy> deepspring - washing the sheets tommorow then?

Quote #3359 (-3) [ 2006-05-10, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> ahhh... if I was single... my god the potential... imagine how many ladies I could impress with this: http://imagestore.ugbox.net/aview/heybaby_d2926361cf93320b3d614b8b
<Recharge> lmao!
<Recharge> I think I want one of those...
<LemMinG> i think they would be the ones you would want to stay as far away from as possible edj
<edj> true... though it would be pretty interesting going out with a female wookie

Quote #3424 (-3) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #3463 (-3) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #3472 (-3) [ 2006-07-28, 10:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz[w]> rofl that was gold
<Junkz[w]> some call centre chick called my work mobile wanting my email <Junkz[w]> so i said id give her my email address if she told me what colour panties she had on
<Junkz[w]> she had to check wtf?
<Junkz[w]> then said pink n white
<@Junkz[w]> so i gave her my gmail account

Quote #3488 (-3) [ 2006-08-03, 14:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> my brain is stuck in an infinate recursion loop written in VB
<Sniper165> it aint VB its COBOL
<Teddybear> You know it's VB, the programmer cant spell "infinite"

Quote #4195 (-3) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #3555 (-3) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #3636 (-3) [ 2006-11-22, 12:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Wonder why I get excited so much over 2700mAh batteries... Meh. *puts batteries down pants*

Quote #3642 (-3) [ 2006-12-01, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> i thought you had blonde streaks?
<brodsta> ...that too
<brodsta> natural colour is mousey brown though
<kelwyn> kingy: not really
<Agg> only in her personality, Kingy
* Agg runs away
<kelwyn> :(

Quote #3911 (-3) [ 2006-12-23, 20:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> being woken up by sex is no bad thing :)
<brodster> Unless it's with a cabbie

Quote #4001 (-3) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #4201 (-3) [ 2007-08-20, 07:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scythe> you need to break less LemMinG
<LemMinG> indeed i do, problem is that that involves doing less fun things
<LemMinG> and I like doing the fun things
<SgtMjrZzZz> morning
<LemMinG> sleep well?
<scythe> couldn't you just do the fun things without the breaking?
<SgtMjrZzZz> meh :P
<LemMinG> I do that on a regular basis scythe, it's just sometimes the fun things get out of hand
<scythe> you need bigger hands then

Quote #4019 (-3) [ 2007-01-26, 10:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

PooJou: This is what australia day is all about
PooJou: talking about camira's

Quote #4094 (-3) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #4239 (-3) [ 2007-11-03, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> I see lightning
<V8R[zZz]> Wayne: been there, done that already tonight
* @Wayne wants a storm
<AngelMoo> do a rain dance wayne
* @Wayne dances around erotically
<AngelMoo> no no no
<AngelMoo> that will scare the rain *away*
<@Wayne> Good point, it is even scaring me
<@Sniper4800> damn it now the drought will continue for at least another decade Wayne

Quote #4290 (-3) [ 2008-03-30, 21:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> Sex on the Beach can refer to the following:
<Shaun2> Yeah it's great. Or I can grab the nightlink 330 for like a buck.
<csimpson> * Sex on the beach (cocktail), a cocktail made of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice
<csimpson> * Sex on the Beach, a song by the Dutch act T-Spoon
<csimpson> * A famous scene from From Here to Eternity
<csimpson> * Sexual intercourse performed on a beach.
<csimpson> Fuck I love wikipedia.