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Quote #4051 (+5) [ 2007-03-11, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

Quote #1804 (+5) [ 2004-04-06, 10:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> wtf
<mazza[W]> my mum wont take me into work because of the socks im wearing
<mazza[W]> :|

Quote #3259 (+7) [ 2006-02-15, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> <outy> ffs i spend at least 16hours a day on irc, i can comprehend anything <-- You cultivate deep understanding like eskimos cultivate sweet pineapples

Quote #3588 (+9) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #730 (+1) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #1242 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #4255 (+9) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #2742 (+4) [ 2005-05-10, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> "anyone who has even one copy of an unreleased film, software program or music file in a shared folder could be subjected to prison terms and fines of up to three years."
<Sancho> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS
<Sancho> my folder isnt shared :P

Quote #1481 (+5) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)

Quote #1998 (+6) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #1101 (-2) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1863 (+27) [ 2004-04-20, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[rodgrech] 1500 PSUs went out today and my house keys are in one of them

Quote #3391 (+6) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #3261 (+9) [ 2006-02-19, 01:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

Mug: anyone wanna buy a ceramic white PSP?
Hadamona: no thx
JesterX: does it come with full flush and half flush
Hadamona: lol
JesterX: oh psp, i stopped reading after ceramic white
Agg: Play Station Portaloo

Quote #31 (+2) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #1874 (+2) [ 2004-04-25, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> Currawong: i'm pondering sticking my wang in a pencil sharpener
<bh> TensopAway: it can fit?
<TensopAway> bh: yeah, my cock is mega small..

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #2329 (+1) [ 2004-10-13, 23:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> irc needs spell chech
<Hibba> check*

Quote #3257 (+5) [ 2006-02-14, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i used to think being a system administrator was some glorious job filled with all sorts of wonder. sort of a way to exercise one's god complex. now i realise its fucking boring and stressful :D

Quote #2385 (0) [ 2004-11-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> F1 now changes the players name!
<Skitzo> Aren't I leet?
<Lart[CJ]> ye
<Lart[CJ]> yes
<Lart[CJ]> so leet you're leaving me partly speechless

Quote #2233 (+1) [ 2004-08-09, 14:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> argh, its weird with the backslash being in a different position to what i'm used to
<timace> i'm like "where is it!? BITCH STOLE MY... oh there it is"

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #1834 (-3) [ 2004-04-14, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Banzai rubs up bh
<bh> umm
<GooSE> mad turbo lag or what?
<bh> can you rub something else, especially not up me
<Postal> *cough*
* Banzai smacks bh over the face with a turkey

Quote #2644 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #2367 (+2) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #1531 (+6) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #18 (0) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> does cs cost money?

Quote #2026 (+6) [ 2004-06-03, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #2942 (+5) [ 2005-08-18, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> argh, having the flu sucks, cant sleep at night cause i cant breathe, cant sleep at day cause its soo hot, turn on aircon, flu gets worse, wake up every hour with a dry throat choking on nothing, drink water and it goes down the wrong hole, cough really bad, hurt your throat some more
<FatMan> cut your throat out
<FatMan> you don't need it
<FatMan> whoever says anything otherwise is lying
<outy> i swear i breath out through my mouth and it sounds like i have a BOV
<csimpson> HAHAHHAHAHA
<outy> blow off valve for those playing at home
<csimpson> outy, man, i just fell off my chair laughing
<csimpson> it was a true blue ROFL.
<outy> good, i hope your hit your head and are now going to die
<PooJou> Lol BoV
<PooJou> aahh aaahhh AAAAHHHH *PPPPPPTSSCCHHHHH*
<outy> shutup PooJou, its so not funny, it hurts to breathe
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> don't get defected
<outy> hahaha
<csimpson> haha
<outy> nah i got engineers cert
<PooJou> " yeah mate, we're gonna have to get you to plumb that into the exhaust"
<beta|SLEEP> you pppppppttttschhhhhhht it hurst to ppppppppppppppppppppppppttttshccct breath ???
<PooJou> Ya reckon, does darth vader have a BOV?
<PooJou> it'd explain his heavy breathing
<PooJou> like if he runs a lot
<beta|SLEEP> yeah and youd think the back pressure would kill him
<PooJou> NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ppppttssscchhhh*
<PooJou> <<defect'd>>
<Vantage> PooJou: Yeah and he has a type r sticker on the back of his helmet too
<PooJou> haha
<PooJou> HKS!
<Vantage> TRUST
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> General Grevious had trust parts i reckon
<Vantage> haha
<PooJou> it made him 20% faster
<beta|SLEEP> outy do you have a HKS sticker on your forehead?
<outy> shutup

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #2647 (+2) [ 2005-03-25, 19:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> that was really wierd
<n00dle> i was having a ciggy in my usual spot
<n00dle> at the top of the street
<n00dle> and got to the house and dad is standing in front of the door
<n00dle> and im like 'oh fuck.'
<n00dle> he walks up to me and im like 'hi..'
<n00dle> and he motions for me to give him my hand
<n00dle> so i do
<n00dle> and he dumps something in my hand
<n00dle> and im like er... and he goes 'pretzels!'
<n00dle> and walks off
<n00dle> ...

Quote #42 (+2) [ 2002-10-31, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> anyways time to whack on the fan

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #3064 (+9) [ 2005-11-02, 17:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> so I got a chicken breast and smeared honey on it then wrapped it in bacon and put it in the oven... holy crap it turned out awesome
<brembo`> last time i tried to wrap a breast in bacon i got slapped :\

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #1558 (+1) [ 2004-01-27, 16:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jimx> haha, some guy wants to know how to fix his malfunctioning floppy drive. i'm tempted to tell him to swap it with one from a work pc :)
<jimx> asking "How do I fix this floppy drive" is like asking "How do I re-use this staple?"

Quote #1044 (+25) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): i don't need a brain, i have tits.

Quote #1182 (+3) [ 2003-10-20, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): im going to start a channel called #anti-agg plase join!!!
(Agg): GREAT IDEA I HATE TGAT GUY!!!11
(tensop): YEAH ME TOO ROFLZ!@
(Agg): l0lz!!

Quote #82 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhyTry> everyone has IE !
<WhyTry> OR some browser

Quote #1493 (+10) [ 2004-01-09, 00:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(skitz) r huntsman spiders dangerous?
(Squigy) no
(GooSE) no
(skitz) there's one on my monitor
(Fod) eat it
(skitz) it likes the heat
(Fod) it's ... w33t
(skitz) :
(Hibba_) lick it
(skitz) can they bite and hurt?
(INerTIal) bite and hurt yes
(INerTIal) kill you no
(Fod) not if you eat them first

Quote #364 (-4) [ 2003-03-01, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> what is a person who hates women called?
<Milenko> Epic`: homo?

Quote #826 (+15) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #2738 (-2) [ 2005-05-06, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** ScibyAway has quit IRC (Quit: I was givin' some head, to some french bread, four course orgy on the spread of my bed.)

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #567 (+5) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P