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Quote #1286 (-5) [ 2003-11-07, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> its log, log, everyone loves a log
<Azrael> OMFG
<Azrael> REN N STIMPY
<Azrael> WIN
<Redback> NEW! Log for girls!
<Azrael> Ew
<Azrael> girl log
<Azrael> ick
<Azrael> ... not to say that guy log is bad
<Azrael> GOOD GOOD I MEANT GOOD
<Azrael> FUCKEN
<Redback> bash!
<Azrael> Fuck off!
<Redback> already done!
<Azrael> Fucker!

Quote #3442 (-1) [ 2006-07-10, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Teddywork> Oh, yeah, because Hyde Park is just the epitomy of happening music
< Teddywork> next you'll be saying robbie williams is a musician

Quote #984 (+6) [ 2003-09-02, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

(thetron): [00:30] <Darkness> muzzi: I had an irc script about 3 years ago that did that. Was brilliant for kicks or insults.. really confussed the fuck outa people :) <<<--- You lost your touch!
(Darkness): tron : I know. You have the ability to confuse the fuck outa people without using a script! :)
(Erve): hahaha

Quote #2516 (+12) [ 2005-01-19, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> I watched "Bootmen" today
<Flora> It is good
<Flora> but sad
<Krypt0n> bootmen?
<Flora> About tap dancing
<Krypt0n> does he have a sidekick called ribbon?

Quote #3597 (+5) [ 2006-10-13, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> man, if my wife's breasts emitted hamburgers, i'd never leave the house

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #2247 (+4) [ 2004-08-17, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> i need to put my wallet through the wash i think
<Fod> you could say i'd be ... laundering my money
<knowsfords> that was so bad I think you gave me cancer.
<Fod> :D
<Fod> seriously though, it stinks
<knowsfords> like your joke

Quote #3237 (+2) [ 2006-02-03, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> is it sad if I go out and just 'admire' my car?
<dec> or peek at it through the window?
<dec> maybe i could just go and sleep in it tonight
<aftahours> lol
<dec> i was serious :(

Quote #3138 (+11) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #150 (-1) [ 2002-12-10, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* risesies does an evil laugh as he creeps up behind FreeFrag with a big hairy spider
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout

Quote #3185 (+3) [ 2006-01-11, 10:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I used to be an athiest until I lost my belief

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #2369 (0) [ 2004-10-31, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Soc> I rang a payphone just before. It was fun.
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Hi, Is this a payphone?"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Yes. Yes it is"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Ah. Cool. Well, have a nice day"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "wha, your a random! don't call again you freak!"
<Soc> she sounded cute. :)

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #2570 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #1498 (+13) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #3245 (+7) [ 2006-02-09, 18:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> ok, so is it fair to say the top hole can suck or blow depending on what i want to achieve?

Quote #1268 (+7) [ 2003-11-03, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> yeah, he had 3 drunk girls naked in his room
<Lombers> and I have the logs to prove it :P
<Sciby> Fuck the logs, I want photos.

Quote #1772 (+7) [ 2004-03-26, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> WINDOWS IS SO SHIT THAT I USE IT ALL THE TIME ON MY TWO COMPUTERS AT HOME
<Owen> BUT DON'T FORGET THAT I REALLY DO HATE IT

Quote #970 (0) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #2432 (+2) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #2444 (+7) [ 2004-12-21, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours was kicked by aftahours (stupid noob)
* aftahours has joined #overclockers
<aftahours> oops, that was supposed to be for Agg

Quote #2770 (-3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> hrm
<CapnChron> my movies are playing upsidedown and flipped over
<z00s> maybe it's the drugs.
<outonanis|> stop standing on your head CapnChron

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #2954 (+4) [ 2005-08-28, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

betanthapp: ocau is down ... run for the hills
Quilb: incoming tards!
*Azrael has joined #Overclockers
Groomy: lol
Quilb: lol Azrael, really bad timing there.

Quote #3049 (+4) [ 2005-10-27, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> bloody monkeysuit uniforms. you guys know how hot it is working in IT with a bloody tie
<DeadlyDude> going into town with a suit on is teh win tho
<Hunter> had to supervise an erection today
<Hunter> it wasnt a big one

Quote #1473 (+4) [ 2004-01-04, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> sabretooth is a trained quake whore
<Erve> -quake
<aftahours> rofl Erve
<Erve> j/k j/k j/k * eleventybillion

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #2088 (0) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #4065 (+2) [ 2007-03-21, 05:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Worst. Sleep. Evar.
<Zardoz> Also not to mention I had dreams of 4chan
<Zardoz> I had fucking 4chan in my dreams
<Zardoz> /b/ no less
<Lurks> to ugbox with that

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #2466 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <acebed> have a gf but she is the no sex before marriage type <-- they still make those?
<Alyra> so they rock even better!
<biatch> They're $999 without mounts here!

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #235 (0) [ 2003-01-07, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> "my girlfriend says im a pedophile...thats a pretty big word for a 14yr old"

Quote #650 (+1) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #2293 (+8) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2589 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> dammit
<TheWedgie> why can't i find a pick of matt shervington's cock

Quote #3110 (+5) [ 2005-11-27, 16:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(modafroman) anyone got a spare blue ccfl they wanna give me?
(Ultimata) modafroman, rice from Woolies is cheaper.

Quote #2851 (+4) [ 2005-06-27, 10:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar> Heh, our goldfish have been sexing each other
<outonanisl> lol
<outonanisl> how can you tell ?
<Mnz|WORK> the male's smoking, the female has a disappointed look on her face...

Quote #1418 (0) [ 2003-12-05, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pen|brb> wtf!
<Pen|brb> 2 pac is dead!
<Pen|brb> wtf
<port80> hahaah
<Pen|brb> :(

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #289 (-1) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #628 (+12) [ 2003-06-06, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FuriousG> stupid spam
<FuriousG> why the fuck would i want a septic tank?

Quote #283 (+6) [ 2003-01-25, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace> ?
<sabretooth> That's a good question.