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Quote #1295 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chief> socialogy - whats that
<bundy> Chief, its like psychology, but full of bullshit and ugly chicks
<Chief> oh
<bundy> yeah..
<Trav> mark an ugly chick to you is a hot chick to someone else, remember that
<bundy> yeah good point
<Chief> women who drive barinas that reckon they can help everyone in the world, an drink diesel and smoke comes out their ears? those type bundy
<bundy> yeah Chief. the ones that ask 400000 questions that have nothing to do with the subject. then fail badly and do it again the next semester
<bundy> then get kicked out of uni
<bundy> and then go to tafe and do a diploma of prostitution
<bundy> then live in ipswich

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*

Quote #1430 (-2) [ 2003-12-09, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Narcolepsy) "Close your legs, it's rude to point..."

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #1784 (-2) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #1905 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Heh, whoever tried to root me sucked.
<WMinstrel> And god damnit, that came out wrong.

Quote #1909 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<anti_pop> i got a sundae from maccas last nite
<anti_pop> and fucking it made me so sick
<anti_pop> i think they must have been jacking off into the machine or something
<anti_pop> but i doubt it because its not like cock has ever made me sick before

Quote #1911 (-2) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #1916 (-2) [ 2004-05-04, 20:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> bird in the hand... heh.
<Rik> better than cock in hand
<Rik> I'm sick of that sex life
<Erve> anytime
<Erve> are you disowning your own hand?
<Rik> yeh, but you don't want it... had alot of use
<Rik> starting to wear out

Quote #2000 (-2) [ 2004-05-25, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> jesus christ who names a portable email device a BLACKBERRY ffs!
<klif-e> http://www.blackberry.com/
<klif-e> ffs
<X_phile> klif-e> guess he was in a jam for a name :P

Quote #2824 (-2) [ 2005-06-16, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(cln) haha..
(cln) my dad just got a card from a kid he sponsored
(cln) he had no fkn clue who it was from
(@kloud) lol
(cln) 'who's it from dad?' 'how the fuck should i know'
(cln) he was getting heaps angry
(cln) thought he had a secret admirer
[@tom] HAHA

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #2373 (-2) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #2571 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> flora do you watch porn?
<Soulfire> that has to be the stupidest question, ever asked.
<Tatey> outonanisl: she can just look in the mirror

Quote #2620 (-2) [ 2005-03-09, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> there is this big cat that keeps appearing every night
<D_Web> he is pretty fat, has no coller and seems pretty tame, but won't come up to me
<D_Web> any ideas?
<wild`> D_Web: approach it slowly?
<D_Web> it starts moving away when I get ~2m from it
<eDust> why do you want it to come to you?
<wild`> get some catnip then :)
<D_Web> I want to know who's he is/if he is tame or not
<D_Web> don't want him attacking our cats
<eDust> D_Web, it might come closer if you hide the knife behind your back

Quote #2642 (-2) [ 2005-03-24, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> mmm
<MadHatter> i just remembered!
<MadHatter> ive got twiggy sticks
<MadHatter> hot! twiggy sticks
<Jessica> MadHatter: I'm not a fan of the twiggy sticks
<Sticks> STFU!!
<MadHatter> why not
<Sticks> beep-fucking-beep
<Aedan_18br> haha, twiggy.... sticks sucks
<MadHatter> the hot and spicy twiggy sticks are nice :)
<Agg> mmm, twuffy stivks
<Agg> wtf?! twiggy sticks.
<MadHatter> good with beer or bourbon and coke
* Agg realigns his left hand on keyboard.
<Sticks> gah
<Lurks> mmmm hot twiggy salami sticks
<MadHatter> no, these ones kill the salami ones
<Agg> hot sticks action
<MadHatter> salami is hardly hot at all
<Lurks> shit sorry Sticks

Quote #2661 (-2) [ 2005-04-01, 16:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> best thing about working behind a counter, i can scratch my balls and no one knows!

Quote #2737 (-2) [ 2005-05-05, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ zerooneo]: How does a UNIX Guru have sex ?
[ zerooneo]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;
[ ben_o]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount ; *Network Disconnect* ; Kernel Panic

Quote #2755 (-2) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #2803 (-2) [ 2005-05-31, 09:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> ugbox is three this year
<Strange1> :O Same as my IQUE! ;)
<Crudmuffin> hehe

Quote #2826 (-2) [ 2005-06-17, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Douglas Wood sounds like an alco
<DJ-Studd> "Mr Wood left Baghdad late yesterday on a military flight to Dubai where he will enjoy the cold beers he has craved for seven weeks. "
<Fragwizard> LOL
<Agg> This photo shows Mr Wood diving headfirst into a specially-prepared swimmingpool full of Tooheys New, part of the extensive rehabilitation he will undergo for the next few weeks.

Quote #2857 (-2) [ 2005-07-01, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ace: people say cocksucker like it's a bad thing

Quote #3080 (-2) [ 2005-11-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grog: Also in 2004, newletter Popbitch reported that one of its readers worked at a brothel that Noll frequently used. Noll strenuously denied the allegations but admitted using marijuana and using a brothel "as a kid".
Grog: lol
TheWedgie: haha
Draffa: using a brothel as a kid eh?
Draffa: did he get a discount?
Crudmuffin: concession rates, heh
yaleman_: "kids eat for free"

Quote #3104 (-2) [ 2005-11-22, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FatMan) see, like every other man, i realised thaet having tits gets you ahead in life, no matter what. only in my case, i decided to do something about it, and get tits of my own

Quote #3296 (-2) [ 2006-03-27, 18:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> urgh, i just got the big lecture from mum about protection and grandkids, and argh
<@Agg> outy - tell her it's ok, you only like anal.

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #3401 (-2) [ 2006-06-09, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+beta|ANIME> whats a proxy checker do ?
<@Agg> checks proxies, foo'!

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #3583 (-2) [ 2006-10-04, 20:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> kiss my balls
The_Dan would be delighted

Quote #4154 (-2) [ 2007-06-08, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> advice to anyone who wishes to keep their sanity. do not buy a jasjam, or any 'pdaphone'. they are utter shit.
<Gary_J> devians, what's wrong with yours?
<Gamma> im thinking of getting the W880i anyone own one?
<devians> it just generally gives me the shits. like i have it open with the physical keyboard out, and it constantly fucking pops up the itty bitty useless onscreen thing. for fucking fucks sake, fuck the fucking fuck of you fucker.
<V8R[ws]> kyl3 with the hot news :D http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=7392422&postcount=5
<Gary_J> hrmm, mine doesn't normally pop up the keyboard
<V8R[ws]> devians: sounds like you lose :( you shouldve fucked the fucking fucker before the fucker fucked you first :/

Quote #4192 (-2) [ 2007-07-27, 18:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> i've been with a post-op tranny before the vagina was soooo loose as it had no clench muscle so i just punched him/her in the arse

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #4187 (-2) [ 2007-07-18, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Meowrr|out> hmm curls or straight
<V8R> shaved
<V8R> curls get caught in your teeth
<Meowrr|out> not there silly
<V8R> ;)

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #4302 (-2) [ 2008-04-25, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

Quote #4351 (-2) [ 2008-07-26, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring mutters evil things about vista, garden gnomes and the sexual orientation of ashaw

Quote #63 (-3) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #71 (-3) [ 2002-11-13, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nerotic> i just smacked a huge blowfly out, landed on my driveway, so i squashed the cunt and maggots n shit came out n all so i owned the fool.. 20 cm long stetch of guts/blood/shit/maggots smeared accross my driveway.. should get a keeping australia beautiful award!

Quote #103 (-3) [ 2002-11-20, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads
<Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit
<milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

Quote #127 (-3) [ 2002-11-27, 05:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> i actually like an eminem song atm though.....
<FreeFrag> I rape my mum, I kill my wife, I'm fucking up my kids mind...yo hey little kid follow me do exactly as I do because I'm the worlds most famous fucked up white guy wicky wicky wah wah yeah

Quote #129 (-3) [ 2002-12-03, 03:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SHizz> that stuff is like impossible to get of , like rub of , so i had to like lick it off

Quote #136 (-3) [ 2002-12-05, 03:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<albert> sandra 2003
<albert> 2004 was released the other day
<albert> get with the times
<albert> although it won't run on amd processors
<albert> they can't handle the benchmarks
<albert> they collapse in flames
* sabretooth sets mode: +b *!*@dialup-74.149.220.203.acc01-poun-gra.comindico.com.au
* albert was kicked by sabretooth (OMFG LOL SAME ASL?)

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #424 (-3) [ 2003-03-26, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> HAHAH, ffs. my mate has one of those phones that can take pictures
<Leigh> guess what just turned up in my email
<Leigh> a picture of a FAT TURD in the toilet
<Leigh> bastard

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #595 (-3) [ 2003-05-25, 00:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

«Cav»: i swear you can tell which bands are stoners by how their music sounds while you are stoned
«z3us»: rofl
«z3us»: which ones?
º Cav clicks random and goes through them
«z3us»: Tool have it
«Cav»: yeah, tool have it
«Cav»: that goes without saying
«Cav»: prodigy have it
«z3us»: ahhh yeah prodigy definately
«Cav»: Cradle of Filth dont, i think they have speed induced music or something..
«Cav»: speed and vast depression with unhealthy dollopings of angst
«z3us»: lol

Quote #624 (-3) [ 2003-06-04, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> oh man i was just signing Aqua CandyMan
<Jester> im so retarted

Quote #724 (-3) [ 2003-07-04, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): my dog eats tennis balls in like 30 seconds, its quite funny
(Darkness): Then takes 10 mins to take a dump

Quote #873 (-3) [ 2003-08-10, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> sabretooth has no halo...
<Narcolepsy> He does, however, have a turbo. mmm, forced induction..
<biatch> Yep. Gets my motor running >:P
<Rik> gets your motor running, then forces it in, getting harder and harder
<Narcolepsy> Rik: And always hotter. And faster...
<Rik> until it blows Narcolepsy!
<@sabretooth> Interesting analogy
<Narcolepsy> Blown head gasket = milky emulsion. The imagery is horrible...