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Quote #1487 (-2) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still

Quote #1562 (-2) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #1713 (-2) [ 2004-03-02, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> tcpdump is kind of like watching the matrix in reverse

Quote #1905 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Heh, whoever tried to root me sucked.
<WMinstrel> And god damnit, that came out wrong.

Quote #2000 (-2) [ 2004-05-25, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> jesus christ who names a portable email device a BLACKBERRY ffs!
<klif-e> http://www.blackberry.com/
<klif-e> ffs
<X_phile> klif-e> guess he was in a jam for a name :P

Quote #2824 (-2) [ 2005-06-16, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(cln) haha..
(cln) my dad just got a card from a kid he sponsored
(cln) he had no fkn clue who it was from
(@kloud) lol
(cln) 'who's it from dad?' 'how the fuck should i know'
(cln) he was getting heaps angry
(cln) thought he had a secret admirer
[@tom] HAHA

Quote #2024 (-2) [ 2004-06-03, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FarQ> how do i change my nick b4 i go?
<Lurks> /nick n00ba
*** FarQ is now known as n00ba

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #2306 (-2) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #2570 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #2571 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> flora do you watch porn?
<Soulfire> that has to be the stupidest question, ever asked.
<Tatey> outonanisl: she can just look in the mirror

Quote #2576 (-2) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed

Quote #2584 (-2) [ 2005-02-14, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> Hi, my name's Warhamster, and I'm addicted to goatse.
<Warhamster> I first knew i was an addict when i dreamt about him

Quote #2586 (-2) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #2596 (-2) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #2619 (-2) [ 2005-03-09, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rignes]: Funny, babies have it made. They scream their heads off, and someone comes running with food and service.
[ bkuebler]: man, they are cute... but this 'up all night' garbage gets old quick.
[ dstate2]: babies do have it made
[ dstate2]: scream and you get boobies
[ rignes]: I wish I could yell like mad and have my wife run in and stick her tits in my face.

Quote #2682 (-2) [ 2005-04-14, 15:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Metal forks are good. Leave them in a feild for 6 or 8 yrs until they get really rusty and them use them to tear the face off of someone you really dislike
<Mred32> ...err did I say that?

Quote #2724 (-2) [ 2005-04-29, 12:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> theres nothing quite like listening to nirvana whilst fucked over from spray painting to give you that warm junkie feeling

Quote #2738 (-2) [ 2005-05-06, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** ScibyAway has quit IRC (Quit: I was givin' some head, to some french bread, four course orgy on the spread of my bed.)

Quote #3000 (-2) [ 2005-09-23, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Hmm, anything wrong with having a 12" and 10" sub in the car? Or will that destroy the sound, according to purists?
<firestones> DJ-Studd: i doubt there should any problem with running two different sized speakers. just don't put them both in the same box.
<SirPNut> purists will say that anything will destroy the sound
<firestones> yeah, you're not even supposed to be in the room, or else you will desroy the sound.
<SirPNut> room? what room? you mean the sound-destroying room? *shock horror *
<Andrew> you can only listen to music in a vacuum whilst drinking a single plum, in perfume, floating in a man's hat
<Andrew> thats the only way you can properly appreciate music
<Andrew> don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise

Quote #3104 (-2) [ 2005-11-22, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FatMan) see, like every other man, i realised thaet having tits gets you ahead in life, no matter what. only in my case, i decided to do something about it, and get tits of my own

Quote #3176 (-2) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.

Quote #3207 (-2) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #3375 (-2) [ 2006-05-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Darkhart> btw chris, whats your opinion on the xmen movies? being an x-men guru and all
<@Rara_Avis> im not a guru, gurus are people who jack off over anna paquin
<@Rara_Avis> wait...
<@Rara_Avis> ok i am a guru

Quote #3463 (-2) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #3480 (-2) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #3526 (-2) [ 2006-08-27, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ok, now i'm totally fucked
<Agg> chainsawed + axed a couple of hardwood sleepers
* Agg has a shower and a nap
<AntiSciby> Old man Agg. :)
<VooDoo> i wouldnt say that Sciby
<AntiSciby> And why not?
<VooDoo> he has a chainsaw and an Axe......

Quote #4195 (-2) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #3545 (-2) [ 2006-09-09, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> bern's only going karting coz he thought he was signing up to "ride tarts"
<Jessica> Ride.. tarts?
<Jessica> But i'm not going karting..

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #3555 (-2) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #3631 (-2) [ 2006-11-18, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> fact of the day: towers held together with gaffer will eventually give way

Quote #3642 (-2) [ 2006-12-01, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> i thought you had blonde streaks?
<brodsta> ...that too
<brodsta> natural colour is mousey brown though
<kelwyn> kingy: not really
<Agg> only in her personality, Kingy
* Agg runs away
<kelwyn> :(

Quote #3911 (-2) [ 2006-12-23, 20:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> being woken up by sex is no bad thing :)
<brodster> Unless it's with a cabbie

Quote #4154 (-2) [ 2007-06-08, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> advice to anyone who wishes to keep their sanity. do not buy a jasjam, or any 'pdaphone'. they are utter shit.
<Gary_J> devians, what's wrong with yours?
<Gamma> im thinking of getting the W880i anyone own one?
<devians> it just generally gives me the shits. like i have it open with the physical keyboard out, and it constantly fucking pops up the itty bitty useless onscreen thing. for fucking fucks sake, fuck the fucking fuck of you fucker.
<V8R[ws]> kyl3 with the hot news :D http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=7392422&postcount=5
<Gary_J> hrmm, mine doesn't normally pop up the keyboard
<V8R[ws]> devians: sounds like you lose :( you shouldve fucked the fucking fucker before the fucker fucked you first :/

Quote #4193 (-2) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #4187 (-2) [ 2007-07-18, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Meowrr|out> hmm curls or straight
<V8R> shaved
<V8R> curls get caught in your teeth
<Meowrr|out> not there silly
<V8R> ;)

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #4094 (-2) [ 2007-04-27, 15:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HTFU> porn, NSFW, NWS
<HTFU> just adding some colour to peoples IRC windows :p
<Draffa> lesbians
<bobcat|wrk> bewbs
<Remote> your mum
<bobcat|wrk> Hrmm. I might tidy up the highlights
* Draffa watches sciby's highlight to insane
<Draffa> ROFL Remote
<Draffa> *go
<HTFU> MILF
<Remote> GILF
<HTFU> PR0N
<angelessw> penis
<angelessw> !
<Draffa> eeew
<Remote> fag
<HTFU> honk

Quote #4258 (-2) [ 2007-12-23, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i plan on sleeping most of christmas, have to work the night before
<outy> im going to bed to practice sleeping for christmas day
<outy> it was the night before christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ace234 had to work that day and fuck it was shit, wishing mrs clause would show him her tits

Quote #4216 (-2) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #4351 (-2) [ 2008-07-26, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring mutters evil things about vista, garden gnomes and the sexual orientation of ashaw

Quote #191 (-3) [ 2002-12-22, 01:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<milenko> i love goatses cock
<Madhatter> mmmm
<K|dDP> yeah

Quote #63 (-3) [ 2002-11-08, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QuadCOFFEE stops being subtle, and beats cold hard truth into Crudmuffin's head
<QuadCOFFEE> That being a 10kg maths textbook.
* Silentsni gets the 20kg Maths Methods text book
<Crudmuffin> damn you :P
* Crudmuffin gets the tonne of "Progress 4GL Database Language" documentation
<Crudmuffin> Buwahahaha!
<Silentsni> omg, we been owned :(

Quote #71 (-3) [ 2002-11-13, 04:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nerotic> i just smacked a huge blowfly out, landed on my driveway, so i squashed the cunt and maggots n shit came out n all so i owned the fool.. 20 cm long stetch of guts/blood/shit/maggots smeared accross my driveway.. should get a keeping australia beautiful award!