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Quote #524 (+36) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #2762 (-4) [ 2005-05-18, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@dec_> you know those little caps which come on the end of Serial ATA cables?
<@dec_> don't eat them.
<@dec_> i feel sick. :(

Quote #2268 (0) [ 2004-09-01, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> bwahahahahah ahhahahahah
<Rage> a girl at school
<Rage> thought we had to vote in the US elections
<Rage> she thought the whole world did
<Rage> ...our country is fucked

Quote #862 (+2) [ 2003-08-09, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #3001 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Warhamster drives the Manual car good
<SirPNut> warhammy not speak the english good
<Warhamster> yes, well
* Ultimata`` hands Warhamster a Diploma of Engrish.
<Warhamster> yay!
<Warhamster> this be the goodest honour me ever had

Quote #1571 (+5) [ 2004-01-31, 18:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch1> grr going to lay down .. everytime eat something my brain ping times out

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #1297 (+8) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #38 (-1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker|DDR> Anyways, back to playing half naked ddr

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #856 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #2306 (-3) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #1476 (+7) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #2769 (+3) [ 2005-05-20, 09:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> I wanted hail last night
<%zyrorl> why capn?
<%zyrorl> get car fixed on insurance?
<@GM> so he could get stoned
<%zyrorl> rofl
<@GM> literely
<%zyrorl> haha
<@CapnChron> hahaha

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #1100 (+7) [ 2003-10-10, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(bh`): go go action internet
(FreeFrag): You're with bigpond. You've connected to IRC. THat's an achievement.

Quote #1531 (+7) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #4333 (+3) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #1682 (+8) [ 2004-02-23, 17:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Why so quiet?
<FreeFrag> Could it finally have happened? +b *!*.n00b?

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #1989 (-7) [ 2004-05-22, 12:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

[pearla] anyone want to play total annihilation
[ neolithic] yes, about 4 years ago :D

Quote #3238 (+7) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #3206 (+7) [ 2006-01-18, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> must be routing problems
<Erve> more lube
<D_Web> thanks wild`
<wild`> np

Quote #2019 (+13) [ 2004-05-31, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna write my application for floor supervisor up tommorow
<@Falkor> in?
<Rage> at work
<Rage> they're gonna promote more people
<eDust> to supervise the floor. you know, to make sure it doesn't stop holding things up, or start acting like a wall

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #510 (+53) [ 2003-04-27, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> [18:07] <FLoRa> Gfs arent that great
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> lol
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> how would i know
<FLoRa> [18:08] <GregZ0r> come to think about it flora, how would you know :P
<FLoRa> :P
<bundy> gf are overrated
<bundy> *gf's
<FLoRa> You have a gf!
<bundy> yeah, i'd rather a radeon
<bundy> Video: Plug and Play on nVidia GeForce3 Ti 200 (1024x768x16bpp 85Hz)
<bundy> piece of shit thing
<FLoRa> You idiot....Im talking about girlfriends

Quote #1405 (+8) [ 2003-11-30, 23:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I'll convert u GooSE. I want to sex your brains out you hot motherfucker.
* GooSE looks down
<GooSE> Geez dude, you've got such a small wang
<biatch> shutup and keep licking

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #111 (+2) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #1767 (+2) [ 2004-03-24, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> did u guys know phone companies keep a log of all SMS's sent
<TheWedgie> eDust: yes, yes i did.
<eDust> :|
<TheWedgie> but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get access to them, and how heavily the system is logged
<TheWedgie> with telstra anyhoo. ;)
<Fod> can't get at them with telstra because the server is down?

Quote #2554 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 19:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> i'm 5'2
<thor-> you would be like headjob height on me leesa ;)
<outonanisl> no thor- i dare you to say it to her face
<Agg> he'd have to kneel down to do that

Quote #3297 (+7) [ 2006-03-28, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Riksta ] so I can't get out of that fucked up $90 adam wanna charge me???
[ @Frag_Lord ] neg
[ @DarkNation ] hahaha
[ @DarkNation ] owned twice
[ @Frag_Lord ] u have to pay ;)
[ @DarkNation ] WELCOME TO ADAM INTERNT
[ @Riksta ] that's crap that adam wanna charge me $90 to disconnect
[ @Juzzy ] INTERNT
[ @Juzzy ] lol
[ @DarkNation ] Juzzy, its not all internet
[ @DarkNation ] because you are only connected half the time
[ @Juzzy ] INTRNT
[ @DarkNation ] it should be WELCOME TO ADAM INTER [ Read error: No route to host ]

Quote #7 (-2) [ 2002-10-21, 06:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Darkness would offer you a seat next to me, but the hoards of hungry horny women will be here soon.
<Frag|Shwr> Darkness, sorry, my Mum is busy tonight. Oh, and sniper1G's mum just rang, she's busy too. Sorry...
*** Frag|Shwr is now known as FreeFrag
<eDust> looks like i walked in at a bad time
<FreeFrag> eDust, is this your first time in here?
<Darkness> FreeFrag: Dang, that only leaves your entire family. I how will i cope. :)

Quote #417 (+6) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #2034 (+3) [ 2004-06-06, 12:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #4353 (+2) [ 2008-07-27, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sg> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<@Wayne> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<glasnt> BAI
<@Wayne> NAI
<@Sniper9300> WAI
<Tank> YAI
<SirPNut> anyway, night guys
<@Wayne> GAI
<brodsta> NOWAI
<@Agg> FISH
<@Agg> wait, what

Quote #1008 (0) [ 2003-09-07, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gergij> my brother just had the iron explode in his hands
<Gergij> he is okay
<Gergij> brb

Quote #2651 (+6) [ 2005-03-26, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Junkz changes topic to 'PROCRASTINATE NOW!'
<VooDoo> meh... cbf

Quote #624 (-3) [ 2003-06-04, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> oh man i was just signing Aqua CandyMan
<Jester> im so retarted

Quote #4200 (-6) [ 2007-08-19, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mibba> HAY GUYS
<Mibba> I JUST GOT LAID
<Mibba> by my hand
<Mibba> its called, talleh
<Gamma> Mibba NO WAY
<Gamma> thats 3 people, and im not one of them NOT FAIR
<Gamma> :(
<Mibba> 3 people?
<Ze> Gamma : you want to get laid by Talleh?
* Gamma hides
<Gamma> i said nothing Mibba NOTHING
<Gamma> forget what i said
<Ze> yeah forget about FatMan :p
<Gamma> Ze i'd sink so low now it aint funny

Quote #158 (+31) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #1078 (-5) [ 2003-10-06, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> He's there then?
* echelon bitchslaps Sag[a]
* Xits is now known as Saga
* Saga slaps echelon
* Saga is now known as Xits

Quote #1198 (+5) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe