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Quote #1916 (0) [ 2004-05-04, 20:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> bird in the hand... heh.
<Rik> better than cock in hand
<Rik> I'm sick of that sex life
<Erve> anytime
<Erve> are you disowning your own hand?
<Rik> yeh, but you don't want it... had alot of use
<Rik> starting to wear out

Quote #1562 (-2) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1272 (0) [ 2003-11-03, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hmmm, must be buy one tard get one free night

Quote #1283 (+4) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #2438 (+5) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #982 (+57) [ 2003-09-01, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> How is a BIOS updated?
<Agg> ze flash.
<Agg> if flash goes bad, paperweight you have
<Darkness> Eep.
<Agg> but chance is small
<Darkness> I have NFI what i'm doin, but there is only a few options... It has selected my Board for me, ticked internet update and a button with update new bios..
<Agg> make with the clicking then
<Agg> it's a pretty simple process really
<Darkness> eep. here goes.
<Darkness> done, brb
* Darkness has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Agg> err
<Agg> SMS from darkness
<Agg> PC not restarting :/

Quote #513 (+3) [ 2003-04-27, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Belinda> anyone wanna chat to 12/f/denmark
<Belinda> msg me
<thetron> ask manaz
<FreeFrag> Belinda is ~Matt@m084-143.nv.iinet.net.au * Matt <--fucking n00ber
<Manaz> Belinda: This really isn't a channel for that sort of checking. And I'd be amazed if you were actually a 12yo female in Denmark with such a good grasp of colloquial English.
* Z sets mode: +b *!*Matt@*.nv.iinet.net.au
* Belinda was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Idiot)

Quote #582 (+14) [ 2003-05-21, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Antihero> Man.
<Antihero> My sister is insane.
<Antihero> "What's your internet account name and password?"
<Antihero> I go "Why?"
<Antihero> And she goes "I'm going to cancel it."
<Antihero> I'm like "What the fuck?"
<Antihero> Then she calls my step dad and he starts telling me off.
<Antihero> My family is insane.
<Antihero> I go "What the hell are you on about?"
<Antihero> And he goes "I don't know."
<Monkfights> Hahahahah!
<Monkfights> Gold. Pure gold.

Quote #1471 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 18:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tommmo is not from vic
<@gords> where are you from tom?
<Tommmo> adelaide gords
<Tommmo> the city of CHURCHES
<brembo`> and people in barrels

Quote #571 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #3310 (+6) [ 2006-04-01, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I accidently left a tube of heatshrink out in the sun today, and it shrunk :(

Quote #1832 (+4) [ 2004-04-14, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik has joined #channel
<Rik> it's help a newbie time...
* Fod helps freefrag

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #2634 (+5) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #2282 (+7) [ 2004-09-09, 05:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(TensopAway): argh
(TensopAway): 120 watt amplifier + 94dB sensitive speakers + accidently leaving your amp on full volume + PC alarm clock = very, very very bad.

Quote #2726 (+12) [ 2005-04-29, 19:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> what can i say? i'm a dirty dirty corporate whore

Quote #1850 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> when you say the secret magic words you become super tired?
<Fod> yeah knowsfords, and me and the spottyman go to bed

Quote #1890 (+2) [ 2004-04-29, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

[predder] you calling me a noob ethanol?
*** Draffa has quit IRC (Quit: brb)
[ethanol] no i'm calling oz.orgy a n00b
[Brett''] there are 1700 ppl in this orgy, there is bound to be SOME things go wrong
[ethanol] true
[Brett''] ppl connecting to the wrong ports

Quote #3336 (+1) [ 2006-04-25, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I quite like ricers, gives me something to laugh at while I'm driving :)

Quote #2916 (+7) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #4001 (-4) [ 2007-01-08, 00:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FunkyBob is now known as unkyBobF
* unkyBobF is now known as nkyBobFu
* nkyBobFu is now known as FunkyBob
<Foole> spin cycle?

Quote #126 (+9) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #3080 (-3) [ 2005-11-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grog: Also in 2004, newletter Popbitch reported that one of its readers worked at a brothel that Noll frequently used. Noll strenuously denied the allegations but admitted using marijuana and using a brothel "as a kid".
Grog: lol
TheWedgie: haha
Draffa: using a brothel as a kid eh?
Draffa: did he get a discount?
Crudmuffin: concession rates, heh
yaleman_: "kids eat for free"

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1787 (+12) [ 2004-03-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> cmon, you slow pos.
* knowsfords punches his modem
* knowsfords - Quit (Quit: connection reset by peer)

Quote #371 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #739 (+2) [ 2003-07-07, 02:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> I feel sorry for Cav
<Decker> that guy gets a mouthful on irc
<Fodder> Decker: he seems to manage, spends more time beating off neolithic than getting harrassed
<Fodder> as in .. beating neolithic with a large trout
<Fodder> damn double meanings

Quote #4078 (+4) [ 2007-04-13, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sciby has changed the topic to: Welcome to #overclockers - Please drive through to the second window.
* Stygian stops at the first window.
<-- Sciby has kicked Stygian from #overclockers (WRONG.)

Quote #157 (+7) [ 2002-12-12, 03:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi would like to announce, contrary to smokeyou.org implies, that he is NOT GAY
<FreeFrag> Rudeboi, not what you said last night baby

Quote #3207 (-2) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #1189 (-1) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #979 (0) [ 2003-08-31, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> i farted b4 and water came out
<Sponge> does that mean i shit my pants?

Quote #1170 (+2) [ 2003-10-19, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan?
<Quadbox> <thetron> whats the linux version for disk scan? <-- fsck
<Quadbox> thetron: Which filesystem?
<yale_code> fsck j0o!
<thetron> Redhat 9.0
<m[a]zzanet> lol
<yale_code> bwahahahah
<Quadbox> thetron: Filesystem, not distro version. EXT3? Reiserfs?
<thetron> Quadbox yep. me think so

Quote #1522 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 20:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> when searching for hardware, if at first you don't succeed, add a .tw and try again.

Quote #625 (+9) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

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Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #641 (+16) [ 2003-06-09, 02:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darmok> years ago, I had an old pc lock up on me..
<Darmok> a 386 or something
<Darmok> I was about to hit ctrl-alt-del
<Darmok> when at the dos prompt.. letters started appearing
<Darmok> h
<Darmok> e
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> o
* Darkness sets mode: +b *!*@c16705.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
* Darmok was kicked by Darkness (Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! - (Temp Ban/Ignored for 1 Hour :: Kick 195)
<Foos> ahaha
<Lombers> heh
<Rage> heh
<MadHatter> lol
<Foos> he will be impressed.
<Darkness> Oh, was he explaining something?

Quote #3237 (+2) [ 2006-02-03, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> is it sad if I go out and just 'admire' my car?
<dec> or peek at it through the window?
<dec> maybe i could just go and sleep in it tonight
<aftahours> lol
<dec> i was serious :(

Quote #2441 (+10) [ 2004-12-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I should start reading more
<D_Web> there was a book around here that I wanted to read, but I can't find it now
<brembo`> "101 ways to improve your memory"

Quote #2264 (-4) [ 2004-08-24, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> <Fod> girly men aren't allowed on the plane, so it'll only me and i guess tom, the manly girl <-- damn straight
<Rage> wait
<Rage> shit

Quote #4263 (+1) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #271 (+1) [ 2003-01-18, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Clay> hod is tomorrows weather?
<Clay> hod =hoe
<Clay> hoe = hoq
<Clay> hoq = how
<comet_11> rofl
<K|dDO> fuck you suck maen!

Quote #1797 (+8) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #438 (+3) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #1530 (+22) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #1745 (+8) [ 2004-03-15, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> prerequisites to talking on this channel: you must be female, unless you are male