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Quote #2559 (-1) [ 2005-02-02, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester[X]> someone should slashdot slashdot

Quote #2588 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* One`` has joined #overclockers
<One``> im back! cable installed today
<@Mnz|WORK> Oh great, aren't we all excited...
* Draffa_ whoops with joy
<One``> My 20GB of cabley goodness
<@Mnz|WORK> I was wondering why the average tard level had dropped lately.
<One``> I was wondering why my self esteem had risen
<@Mnz|WORK> :P~

Quote #2589 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> dammit
<TheWedgie> why can't i find a pick of matt shervington's cock

Quote #2614 (-1) [ 2005-02-27, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): DAMNIT just spent 2 hours downloading a divx, some bastard has dubbed it in spanish without me noticing

Quote #2642 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> mmm
<MadHatter> i just remembered!
<MadHatter> ive got twiggy sticks
<MadHatter> hot! twiggy sticks
<Jessica> MadHatter: I'm not a fan of the twiggy sticks
<Sticks> STFU!!
<MadHatter> why not
<Sticks> beep-fucking-beep
<Aedan_18br> haha, twiggy.... sticks sucks
<MadHatter> the hot and spicy twiggy sticks are nice :)
<Agg> mmm, twuffy stivks
<Agg> wtf?! twiggy sticks.
<MadHatter> good with beer or bourbon and coke
* Agg realigns his left hand on keyboard.
<Sticks> gah
<Lurks> mmmm hot twiggy salami sticks
<MadHatter> no, these ones kill the salami ones
<Agg> hot sticks action
<MadHatter> salami is hardly hot at all
<Lurks> shit sorry Sticks

Quote #2644 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #2661 (-1) [ 2005-04-01, 16:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> best thing about working behind a counter, i can scratch my balls and no one knows!

Quote #2737 (-1) [ 2005-05-05, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ zerooneo]: How does a UNIX Guru have sex ?
[ zerooneo]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;
[ ben_o]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount ; *Network Disconnect* ; Kernel Panic

Quote #2765 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #2803 (-1) [ 2005-05-31, 09:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> ugbox is three this year
<Strange1> :O Same as my IQUE! ;)
<Crudmuffin> hehe

Quote #2828 (-1) [ 2005-06-17, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BloodThirs): http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/fear/signup/
(tensopaway): sif i'd give any personal details to fileplanet :)
(mazza): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with a 10 foot pole
(SomeGuy123): yeah thats like signing up to an automated spamtastic spamming machine
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with mazza's entire limb
(SomeGuy123): i would touch it with mazza's limb holding the 15 foot pole
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch it with mazzas limbs stretched out on a medievil torture rack, with a 50 foot pole attached to those limbs.
(mazza): my poor limb

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #3041 (-1) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #3424 (-1) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #3442 (-1) [ 2006-07-10, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Teddywork> Oh, yeah, because Hyde Park is just the epitomy of happening music
< Teddywork> next you'll be saying robbie williams is a musician

Quote #3450 (-1) [ 2006-07-17, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Beta> for some reason , porn and smokes are banned at school
<lagmaster> oh jee that's a tough one
<Beta> ?
<Beta> ehh why?

Quote #3462 (-1) [ 2006-07-21, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i hate when tim tams melt
<Moodles> get chocolate all over your mouse, keyboard, tv remote, dvd remote etc
<Moodles> phone
<Moodles> guitar
<Manaz> Personally, I eat my timtams
<Moodles> hehe
<Manaz> and don't rub them all over my room.

Quote #3500 (-1) [ 2006-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

acework: beta are you failing english :)
beta: no D:
beta: our standereds are falling

Quote #3506 (-1) [ 2006-08-12, 12:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I really need to get some food into me
<Lombers> I'm starving
<Lombers> also need to remember where I am going tonight
<Junkz> ?
<Lombers> going out for dinner, but I booked some restaurant
<Lombers> and I have forgotten where it is
<Junkz> lol
<Lurks> do you know the NAME of the restaurant?
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpage.com.au is your friend
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpages.com.au is your friend <--- forgot the S
<Lombers> I think I remember how I found it
<Lombers> so I have to retrace my steps online

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #3845 (-1) [ 2006-12-19, 14:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> What was the max aperture?
<yaleman> tempted by a 17-40
<yaleman> wide open? 3.5 I think
<yaleman> if I need a goatse-style aperture, I use the 50mm f/1.8
<yaleman> but I tend to live on f/8 to f/16
<sabretooth> haha... goatse-style
<sabretooth> wide open, with a hint of gold in the corner
<BTC> dude...
<yaleman> lol
<afta|w> rofl

Quote #4192 (-1) [ 2007-07-27, 18:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> i've been with a post-op tranny before the vagina was soooo loose as it had no clench muscle so i just punched him/her in the arse

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4241 (-1) [ 2007-11-05, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> wow, US Army ads
<Agg> there's strong, and then there's US Army strong
<FatMan> i know. i thought ours were bad
<Agg> there's stupid, and then there's US Army stupid
<Agg> there's being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47, then there's US Army being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47
<FatMan> haha
<Agg> hmm, it works for everything

Quote #4302 (-1) [ 2008-04-25, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #206 (-2) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #21 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictiv> n00bish enough for me, agg?
<Agg> it's not as hardcore as I would have hoped. I mean, the info is probably all there, but they do have some noob-friendly stuff wrapped around it
<Agg> I dunno dude, you're pretty stupid.

Quote #58 (-2) [ 2002-11-07, 08:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

Quote #127 (-2) [ 2002-11-27, 05:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> i actually like an eminem song atm though.....
<FreeFrag> I rape my mum, I kill my wife, I'm fucking up my kids mind...yo hey little kid follow me do exactly as I do because I'm the worlds most famous fucked up white guy wicky wicky wah wah yeah

Quote #129 (-2) [ 2002-12-03, 03:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SHizz> that stuff is like impossible to get of , like rub of , so i had to like lick it off

Quote #280 (-2) [ 2003-01-23, 04:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> 33000+ posts on the newsgroup?
<CapnChron> *flops*
<Anarki> CapnChron: thats what happened to me when i find out the chick at work who always flirts with me isnt legal.

Quote #617 (-2) [ 2003-06-02, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bam> atoms is ur mum a milf?
<atoms> i drunk milk to

Quote #814 (-2) [ 2003-07-26, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sasquwatch> I got an e-mail from Lindsay last year, she told me she loved me
<@Sasquwatch> it was the best feeling ever
<@Sasquwatch> then I realized it was one of you guys :(

Quote #1059 (-2) [ 2003-10-03, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vapor> From: Moe of Lester [332], 03rd Oct, 3:26
<Vapor> you ain't seen nothin yet. wait till i show you what i can do with my feet ;)
<Vapor> From: MullKingJr of Sir_DrumalotCo [278], 03rd Oct, 3:36
<Vapor> hmmm i cant wait... bath... my house... tonight??

Quote #1071 (-2) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #1101 (-2) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #1150 (-2) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #1163 (-2) [ 2003-10-19, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Barto_ACT> "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work" EEEEEWWW

Quote #1188 (-2) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #2403 (-2) [ 2004-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Agg when I search the news archives for 'crack', how come most of the articles don't have crack in them?
<aftahours> hmm, that might of sounded confusing
<Agg> stop ogling my crack, aftahours

Quote #1230 (-2) [ 2003-10-27, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> ahh damn
<Falkor> stupid act #5349853894 for me
<wild> ?
<Falkor> just doing like a gone in 60 seconds "lets ride" thing with hands.. smacked arm into door
<Falkor> :(
<FreeFrag> that channel is empty Falkor
<wild> lol
* FreeFrag was kicked by Falkor (Lamer removal successful!)

Quote #1244 (-2) [ 2003-10-29, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[n0nac] ne ways ppl who has been to www.bash.org??
[WoobiE] whats that?
[fr0st] thats a new one
[WoobiE] i bwet its porn isnt it
[n0nac] its a site on all the stupis shit that ppl say on other channels usin progs like mIRC... but alot of it is fucking jilarious
neolithic hears a sound
[ neolithic] porn! where!
[n0nac] well its a ltxt based site so yer man what eva gets u goin:|:|:|
[fr0st] with a name like bash it must be some wierd fetish
[WoobiE] n0nac, yeah right i bet its porn, im not gonna be fooled and click on it

Quote #1306 (-2) [ 2003-11-12, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Mz_Vibrator (bahh@vw-471.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Exit: Dont knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love.)

Quote #1293 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yawgmoth> we decided that you're a polesmoker
<EZEKIEL> is it possible to smoke a pole?

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*