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Quote #2737 (-1) [ 2005-05-05, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ zerooneo]: How does a UNIX Guru have sex ?
[ zerooneo]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;
[ ben_o]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount ; *Network Disconnect* ; Kernel Panic

Quote #2755 (-1) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #2765 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #2770 (-1) [ 2005-05-20, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> hrm
<CapnChron> my movies are playing upsidedown and flipped over
<z00s> maybe it's the drugs.
<outonanis|> stop standing on your head CapnChron

Quote #2991 (-1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #3041 (-1) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #3077 (-1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #3141 (-1) [ 2005-12-15, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: oh achieva you stupid fucks. Athlon64 3500+ BOX (2.2Ghz) Processor with Hyper Transport Technology (Socket 939)
Rainwulf: stupid stupid fucks
Turophile: lol Rainwulf
ace234: Rainwulf?
Rainwulf: yes
Rainwulf: what dammit
Rainwulf: im busy not doing any work
Draffa: I think he wants to know what's wrong with achieva
Rainwulf: oh
Turophile: ...
Rainwulf: great. another stupid person
Turophile: AMD64 has Hyperthreading now?
Draffa: hyper transport...
osman: hyper transport
Rainwulf: HT is intel marketingspeak.
Rainwulf: wait
Rainwulf: fuck
Turophile: Yeah, my bad...
ace234: lol nice work Rainwulf :)
Rainwulf: guess who is stupid. ME
Draffa: gg Rainwulf

Quote #3300 (-1) [ 2006-03-30, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm sorry to say she was possibly the least attractive 19 year old I've ever met :p
<biatch> According to outy she'd still be bonkable then, Quadbox

Quote #3305 (-1) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #3355 (-1) [ 2006-05-06, 10:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> what's the usual dead component that causes the pc to not power up at all - gotta be mobo hasn't it?
<Narcolepsy> Checked for shorts?
<MonoAWAY> anything past the mobo would allow boot but not post?
<MonoAWAY> yes i'm wearing shorts now

Quote #3401 (-1) [ 2006-06-09, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+beta|ANIME> whats a proxy checker do ?
<@Agg> checks proxies, foo'!

Quote #3424 (-1) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished

Quote #3439 (-1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #3450 (-1) [ 2006-07-17, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Beta> for some reason , porn and smokes are banned at school
<lagmaster> oh jee that's a tough one
<Beta> ?
<Beta> ehh why?

Quote #3462 (-1) [ 2006-07-21, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> i hate when tim tams melt
<Moodles> get chocolate all over your mouse, keyboard, tv remote, dvd remote etc
<Moodles> phone
<Moodles> guitar
<Manaz> Personally, I eat my timtams
<Moodles> hehe
<Manaz> and don't rub them all over my room.

Quote #3472 (-1) [ 2006-07-28, 10:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz[w]> rofl that was gold
<Junkz[w]> some call centre chick called my work mobile wanting my email <Junkz[w]> so i said id give her my email address if she told me what colour panties she had on
<Junkz[w]> she had to check wtf?
<Junkz[w]> then said pink n white
<@Junkz[w]> so i gave her my gmail account

Quote #3478 (-1) [ 2006-07-31, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: the house across from me was a brothel once
outy: probably one of the most un descreet or tasteful brothels, but nether the less, you paid your money, got your end wet, and then came out to find three out of four hubcaps missing from the falcon, and somebody has robbed the change from your centreconsole

Quote #3506 (-1) [ 2006-08-12, 12:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I really need to get some food into me
<Lombers> I'm starving
<Lombers> also need to remember where I am going tonight
<Junkz> ?
<Lombers> going out for dinner, but I booked some restaurant
<Lombers> and I have forgotten where it is
<Junkz> lol
<Lurks> do you know the NAME of the restaurant?
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpage.com.au is your friend
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpages.com.au is your friend <--- forgot the S
<Lombers> I think I remember how I found it
<Lombers> so I have to retrace my steps online

Quote #4155 (-1) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #3845 (-1) [ 2006-12-19, 14:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> What was the max aperture?
<yaleman> tempted by a 17-40
<yaleman> wide open? 3.5 I think
<yaleman> if I need a goatse-style aperture, I use the 50mm f/1.8
<yaleman> but I tend to live on f/8 to f/16
<sabretooth> haha... goatse-style
<sabretooth> wide open, with a hint of gold in the corner
<BTC> dude...
<yaleman> lol
<afta|w> rofl

Quote #4192 (-1) [ 2007-07-27, 18:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> i've been with a post-op tranny before the vagina was soooo loose as it had no clench muscle so i just punched him/her in the arse

Quote #4156 (-1) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4241 (-1) [ 2007-11-05, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> wow, US Army ads
<Agg> there's strong, and then there's US Army strong
<FatMan> i know. i thought ours were bad
<Agg> there's stupid, and then there's US Army stupid
<Agg> there's being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47, then there's US Army being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47
<FatMan> haha
<Agg> hmm, it works for everything

Quote #4300 (-1) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #4302 (-1) [ 2008-04-25, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #206 (-2) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #16 (-2) [ 2002-10-24, 07:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nemesis licks Skitzo's balls
<Cav> what the fuck is it with you and licking peoples balls?
<Nemesis> eep
<Nemesis> wrong chan
<Goofy[HSK]> lol
<NBk> heh

Quote #21 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictiv> n00bish enough for me, agg?
<Agg> it's not as hardcore as I would have hoped. I mean, the info is probably all there, but they do have some noob-friendly stuff wrapped around it
<Agg> I dunno dude, you're pretty stupid.

Quote #112 (-2) [ 2002-11-21, 06:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Narcolepsy : 2800 odd in latest sisoft ram bench
<Narcolepsy> Narcolepsy: For RAM bandwidth???
<Narcolepsy> Err..
. <Narcolepsy> Fucking idiot...

Quote #132 (-2) [ 2002-12-03, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> cats are only Nice and affectionet ( spelling? ) when their hungry
* Quadbox hands Jester a copy of Fowler's English Usage
<Jester> cheese quad
<Quadbox> lol
<Jester> *cheers
<FreeFrag> lol
<Jester> Damit!
<FreeFrag> It's Damnit.
<FreeFrag> Unless you want to hold water back.
<Jester> Quadbox ; Least my name is accually part of dictionary
<FreeFrag> actually

Quote #136 (-2) [ 2002-12-05, 03:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<albert> sandra 2003
<albert> 2004 was released the other day
<albert> get with the times
<albert> although it won't run on amd processors
<albert> they can't handle the benchmarks
<albert> they collapse in flames
* sabretooth sets mode: +b *!*@dialup-74.149.220.203.acc01-poun-gra.comindico.com.au
* albert was kicked by sabretooth (OMFG LOL SAME ASL?)

Quote #280 (-2) [ 2003-01-23, 04:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> 33000+ posts on the newsgroup?
<CapnChron> *flops*
<Anarki> CapnChron: thats what happened to me when i find out the chick at work who always flirts with me isnt legal.

Quote #624 (-2) [ 2003-06-04, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> oh man i was just signing Aqua CandyMan
<Jester> im so retarted

Quote #730 (-2) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #980 (-2) [ 2003-08-31, 22:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rik): stupid stomach
(Rik): I need to poop
(Rik): but... nothing...
(D_Web): damn you
(D_Web): I was just about to get more icecream

Quote #1056 (-2) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #1101 (-2) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #1163 (-2) [ 2003-10-19, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Barto_ACT> "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work" EEEEEWWW

Quote #1188 (-2) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #2403 (-2) [ 2004-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Agg when I search the news archives for 'crack', how come most of the articles don't have crack in them?
<aftahours> hmm, that might of sounded confusing
<Agg> stop ogling my crack, aftahours

Quote #1293 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yawgmoth> we decided that you're a polesmoker
<EZEKIEL> is it possible to smoke a pole?

Quote #1366 (-2) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse

Quote #1487 (-2) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still