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Quote #2596 (-1) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #2619 (-1) [ 2005-03-09, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rignes]: Funny, babies have it made. They scream their heads off, and someone comes running with food and service.
[ bkuebler]: man, they are cute... but this 'up all night' garbage gets old quick.
[ dstate2]: babies do have it made
[ dstate2]: scream and you get boobies
[ rignes]: I wish I could yell like mad and have my wife run in and stick her tits in my face.

Quote #2654 (-1) [ 2005-03-29, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Razzylem> wtf is everyone?
<Yawgmoth> i burned them alive as part of an offering to the dark god most mortals know only as Telstra

Quote #2759 (-1) [ 2005-05-16, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: What's it called again?
[ David]: Calvin Klein - Eternity
[ David]: chicks totally dig it
[ David]: i should test it out
* David walks to his sister

Quote #2828 (-1) [ 2005-06-17, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(BloodThirs): http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/fear/signup/
(tensopaway): sif i'd give any personal details to fileplanet :)
(mazza): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with a 10 foot pole
(SomeGuy123): yeah thats like signing up to an automated spamtastic spamming machine
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch fileplanet with mazza's entire limb
(SomeGuy123): i would touch it with mazza's limb holding the 15 foot pole
(tensopaway): i wouldnt touch it with mazzas limbs stretched out on a medievil torture rack, with a 50 foot pole attached to those limbs.
(mazza): my poor limb

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #3077 (-1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #3090 (-1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #3305 (-1) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #3375 (-1) [ 2006-05-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Darkhart> btw chris, whats your opinion on the xmen movies? being an x-men guru and all
<@Rara_Avis> im not a guru, gurus are people who jack off over anna paquin
<@Rara_Avis> wait...
<@Rara_Avis> ok i am a guru

Quote #3500 (-1) [ 2006-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

acework: beta are you failing english :)
beta: no D:
beta: our standereds are falling

Quote #3506 (-1) [ 2006-08-12, 12:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I really need to get some food into me
<Lombers> I'm starving
<Lombers> also need to remember where I am going tonight
<Junkz> ?
<Lombers> going out for dinner, but I booked some restaurant
<Lombers> and I have forgotten where it is
<Junkz> lol
<Lurks> do you know the NAME of the restaurant?
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpage.com.au is your friend
<Lurks> http://www.yellowpages.com.au is your friend <--- forgot the S
<Lombers> I think I remember how I found it
<Lombers> so I have to retrace my steps online

Quote #3554 (-1) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #4115 (-1) [ 2007-05-09, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> what's the vista equivalent of su?
<Freaek> su...cker

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #4126 (-1) [ 2007-05-24, 10:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> so this morning I went and picked up my van. Had to get a new alternator put in, which cost me the princely sum of $661. I asked the bloke if the fucken thing came with a steak dinner and a happy ending
<freaek> he didn't seem impressed

Quote #4193 (-1) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #4171 (-1) [ 2007-06-28, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> omg POWER
<One``> omg woo!
<Tensop> phone went flat last night(power was out from 10pm to just now), plug the charger in
<One``> jacinta is on dialup, and uses a laptop. so she never goes missing when the power goes out
<Tensop> SMS from NUNSTH_UPS: Power trigger @ 6:53am +489v 1msec
<Tensop> sms from local technician at one of my schools: "Tree fell on server room, everythings fucked"

Quote #4061 (-1) [ 2007-03-18, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skills-> ServerRoot "/usr/local/apache"
<skills-> motherfker. i dont have permission to make changes to it
<takai> !skills

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #4241 (-1) [ 2007-11-05, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> wow, US Army ads
<Agg> there's strong, and then there's US Army strong
<FatMan> i know. i thought ours were bad
<Agg> there's stupid, and then there's US Army stupid
<Agg> there's being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47, then there's US Army being shot in the throat by a kid with an AK47
<FatMan> haha
<Agg> hmm, it works for everything

Quote #4216 (-1) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #4247 (-1) [ 2007-11-23, 22:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I get my gob stuffed full of cock rather often.

Quote #4004 (-1) [ 2007-01-09, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shadey> haha
<Shadey> HAHA
<@Agg> woah, upgraded your haha.

Quote #4304 (-1) [ 2008-05-01, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz[MKCG]> brb, child stuck under chair
<Nozz[MKCG]> no wait
<Nozz[MKCG]> she's out
<TheWedgie> lol Nozz[MKCG]
<TheWedgie> you're meant to put a bigger brick on top of the washing basket Nozz[MKCG]

Quote #4345 (-1) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #200 (-2) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeathStar> *orgasm*
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> dw
<DeathStar> k thxs

Quote #7 (-2) [ 2002-10-21, 06:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Darkness would offer you a seat next to me, but the hoards of hungry horny women will be here soon.
<Frag|Shwr> Darkness, sorry, my Mum is busy tonight. Oh, and sniper1G's mum just rang, she's busy too. Sorry...
*** Frag|Shwr is now known as FreeFrag
<eDust> looks like i walked in at a bad time
<FreeFrag> eDust, is this your first time in here?
<Darkness> FreeFrag: Dang, that only leaves your entire family. I how will i cope. :)

Quote #16 (-2) [ 2002-10-24, 07:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nemesis licks Skitzo's balls
<Cav> what the fuck is it with you and licking peoples balls?
<Nemesis> eep
<Nemesis> wrong chan
<Goofy[HSK]> lol
<NBk> heh

Quote #21 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictiv> n00bish enough for me, agg?
<Agg> it's not as hardcore as I would have hoped. I mean, the info is probably all there, but they do have some noob-friendly stuff wrapped around it
<Agg> I dunno dude, you're pretty stupid.

Quote #25 (-2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> my ass is on fire with sexiness

Quote #55 (-2) [ 2002-11-06, 06:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, you dont want to know what happens when im alone...
<Cav> i was so hoping someone would say "yes, i want to know Cav!"
<iconoclast> are you in #bearcave cav
<Rudeboi> i'ld like to know, assuming it doesn't involve several farm animals, 900yo aliens, 5 tubs and vaseline, and 1, possibly 2 hands...
* Cav has nothing to do with #bearcave
<Rudeboi> hrmm... no response from cav... must indicate that what he does alone involves one of the aforementioned items.,... hmmm...

Quote #58 (-2) [ 2002-11-07, 08:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

Quote #82 (-2) [ 2002-11-18, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhyTry> everyone has IE !
<WhyTry> OR some browser

Quote #89 (-2) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #112 (-2) [ 2002-11-21, 06:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Narcolepsy : 2800 odd in latest sisoft ram bench
<Narcolepsy> Narcolepsy: For RAM bandwidth???
<Narcolepsy> Err..
. <Narcolepsy> Fucking idiot...

Quote #132 (-2) [ 2002-12-03, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> cats are only Nice and affectionet ( spelling? ) when their hungry
* Quadbox hands Jester a copy of Fowler's English Usage
<Jester> cheese quad
<Quadbox> lol
<Jester> *cheers
<FreeFrag> lol
<Jester> Damit!
<FreeFrag> It's Damnit.
<FreeFrag> Unless you want to hold water back.
<Jester> Quadbox ; Least my name is accually part of dictionary
<FreeFrag> actually

Quote #235 (-2) [ 2003-01-07, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> "my girlfriend says im a pedophile...thats a pretty big word for a 14yr old"

Quote #280 (-2) [ 2003-01-23, 04:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> 33000+ posts on the newsgroup?
<CapnChron> *flops*
<Anarki> CapnChron: thats what happened to me when i find out the chick at work who always flirts with me isnt legal.

Quote #344 (-2) [ 2003-02-17, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_Wizard> You know WTF XP would corrupt/not display its quick launch icons all the bloody time ?
<Narcolepsy> Flagrant homosexuality perhaps???
* _Wizard stabs XP repeatedly
<Narcolepsy> Homophobe...

Quote #843 (-2) [ 2003-08-02, 17:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> anyone's MSN playing up?
<Lurks> msn goes down more than a 2 dorrah hooker in chinatown
<Matthew> heh, so does my mum
<Matthew> mostly on me

Quote #980 (-2) [ 2003-08-31, 22:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rik): stupid stomach
(Rik): I need to poop
(Rik): but... nothing...
(D_Web): damn you
(D_Web): I was just about to get more icecream

Quote #1085 (-2) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #1119 (-2) [ 2003-10-12, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> FreeFrag: And a big fuck you to you.
<sabretooth> (for a totally different reason to this conversation)
<sabretooth> Hmm, FreeFrag's awfully quiet suddenly.
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, yes, my evil plan has been foiled once again! You seem so good at doing that. But my next plan is unfoilable! I will infect you with.....HUMOUR!!

Quote #1145 (-2) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #2403 (-2) [ 2004-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Agg when I search the news archives for 'crack', how come most of the articles don't have crack in them?
<aftahours> hmm, that might of sounded confusing
<Agg> stop ogling my crack, aftahours

Quote #1230 (-2) [ 2003-10-27, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> ahh damn
<Falkor> stupid act #5349853894 for me
<wild> ?
<Falkor> just doing like a gone in 60 seconds "lets ride" thing with hands.. smacked arm into door
<Falkor> :(
<FreeFrag> that channel is empty Falkor
<wild> lol
* FreeFrag was kicked by Falkor (Lamer removal successful!)

Quote #1244 (-2) [ 2003-10-29, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[n0nac] ne ways ppl who has been to www.bash.org??
[WoobiE] whats that?
[fr0st] thats a new one
[WoobiE] i bwet its porn isnt it
[n0nac] its a site on all the stupis shit that ppl say on other channels usin progs like mIRC... but alot of it is fucking jilarious
neolithic hears a sound
[ neolithic] porn! where!
[n0nac] well its a ltxt based site so yer man what eva gets u goin:|:|:|
[fr0st] with a name like bash it must be some wierd fetish
[WoobiE] n0nac, yeah right i bet its porn, im not gonna be fooled and click on it

Quote #1295 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chief> socialogy - whats that
<bundy> Chief, its like psychology, but full of bullshit and ugly chicks
<Chief> oh
<bundy> yeah..
<Trav> mark an ugly chick to you is a hot chick to someone else, remember that
<bundy> yeah good point
<Chief> women who drive barinas that reckon they can help everyone in the world, an drink diesel and smoke comes out their ears? those type bundy
<bundy> yeah Chief. the ones that ask 400000 questions that have nothing to do with the subject. then fail badly and do it again the next semester
<bundy> then get kicked out of uni
<bundy> and then go to tafe and do a diploma of prostitution
<bundy> then live in ipswich

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse