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Quote #358 (+1) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #357 (+4) [ 2003-02-25, 08:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> Thor-Work: porn mags have contents?
<Thor-Work> yes they do
<Milenko> funny thing that, ive never noticed them
<V8> you buy magazines of pron and you have a net connection ?
<V8> weird
<V8> :P
<bh> v8 you can take the mags into the bathroom for a wack
<bh> computers are harder to take
<Milenko> oh yuck bh
<V8> oh um ok
<Milenko> we really needed to know that
* LoneWolf_ looks at his laptop
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #355 (0) [ 2003-02-24, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'd love a blowjob, but neither of us are getting em :P
<Draebor> its a nice thought but ill bet it never sees the light of day

Quote #351 (+4) [ 2003-02-22, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** God was kicked by Yaleman (I kicked god!)
*** God has joined #rice
<God> you will pay for that when you die Yaleman

Quote #350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)

Quote #349 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #347 (+7) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #344 (-4) [ 2003-02-17, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_Wizard> You know WTF XP would corrupt/not display its quick launch icons all the bloody time ?
<Narcolepsy> Flagrant homosexuality perhaps???
* _Wizard stabs XP repeatedly
<Narcolepsy> Homophobe...

Quote #343 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #339 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #337 (0) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #336 (+3) [ 2003-02-14, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> sniper doesn't like being jiggled
* sniper1470 FLATTENS Gibbon with a FARKING HUGE SLEDGEHAMMER
<sniper1470> I'm not a teabag

Quote #333 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 17:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DjStudd> Hmm. 50W halogen globes... that's a lot to draw off a psu isn't it?
<Agg> about 50W I imagine

Quote #327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(

Quote #311 (+4) [ 2003-02-11, 10:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Dedge looks at the satellite on his roof
<Gibbon> dude, you're lucky it didn't flatten the place when it landed

Quote #310 (+9) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #307 (+9) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #299 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #300 (+1) [ 2003-02-03, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> i wish i had a seamonster in my pc

Quote #298 (+9) [ 2003-02-02, 11:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<Strat> Narcolepsy are you serious?
<Strat> or you quoting someone :)

Quote #297 (0) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #295 (+10) [ 2003-02-02, 08:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pa|2anoiD> hey fellas, what can i do to fix an "explorer error" ?
<Agg> buy a mac

Quote #290 (+5) [ 2003-01-30, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> stuipted black
<sabretooth> Dude... it's spelt "Stupid"
<sabretooth> Not stuipted
<Daemon> sabretooth: my mamma always says stuipted is as stuipted does :P

Quote #289 (-1) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #286 (+6) [ 2003-01-28, 11:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> FreeFrag i have a small penis, i dont care. I have porn.

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #283 (+6) [ 2003-01-25, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pace> ?
<sabretooth> That's a good question.

Quote #280 (-2) [ 2003-01-23, 04:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> 33000+ posts on the newsgroup?
<CapnChron> *flops*
<Anarki> CapnChron: thats what happened to me when i find out the chick at work who always flirts with me isnt legal.

Quote #279 (+6) [ 2003-01-23, 04:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> maybe
<Agg-> you
<Agg-> could
<Agg-> look
<Agg-> for
<Agg-> a
<Agg-> keyboard
<Agg-> that
<Agg-> doesn't
<Agg-> hit
<Agg-> return
<risesies> Agg- you spammer :P
<Agg-> instead
<Agg-> of
<Agg-> space
<Agg-> so kick me
* Agg- was kicked by Wolfy (dont spam!)

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #274 (+42) [ 2003-01-20, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.
<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #271 (+1) [ 2003-01-18, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Clay> hod is tomorrows weather?
<Clay> hod =hoe
<Clay> hoe = hoq
<Clay> hoq = how
<comet_11> rofl
<K|dDO> fuck you suck maen!

Quote #270 (0) [ 2003-01-18, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

Quote #257 (-1) [ 2003-01-17, 12:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I might scrap the salt shaker idea. I started on one but it looked to much like a funky dildo

Quote #267 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #266 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #254 (+3) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #249 (+5) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #252 (+28) [ 2003-01-15, 11:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chamelion> im horny, time for IRC sex
* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
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* Chamelion has left #Overclockers
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<Chamelion> splurt
<Chamelion> :P
<Forraje> i hate you
<PaulzY> did we have to witness that
<Chamelion> sorry :(
<PaulzY> go work on your stamina

Quote #248 (+9) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #246 (+8) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #242 (+59) [ 2003-01-13, 09:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mel> i feel like fucking in a pool
<mel> with a stranger
<ScibyBusy> I have a pool!
<ScibyBusy> Well...
<ScibyBusy> I have a shovel and a hose.

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #232 (+9) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg