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Quote #2514 (+14) [ 2005-01-18, 01:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> family guy was $50 for season one and two
<Sancho> nice
<Sancho> i want all the futurama ones...
<predder> same, that's a couple of hundred though
<predder> I have a wish list sitting next to my monitor
<predder> *crosses off dual p3 server*
<predder> car service - $300, car detail - $100, Seat covors for car - $80, clothes - $200, computer case - $250, sub for car - $120, LOTR ROTK boxed thingy - $120, 512mb registered sdram - $100, 74gb raptor - $280, 1gb bh5 - $400, Futurama - $250.
<predder> it's right down the bottom ;)
<Draffa_> girlfriend - priceless

Quote #183 (+6) [ 2002-12-20, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> OMG! Baker has no bunghole!!!
<Baker|BBL> You noticed Narcolepsy :D
<Narcolepsy> Can I see? jk..
<Baker|BBL> Sure! go to www.goa... err...
<Rage> :o

Quote #1617 (+5) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #3238 (+7) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #888 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> saw a fatality today
<predder> a death?
<Erve> :/
<Lurks> predder: no a birth
<StormCyko> i've never seen a fatality
<Erve> no, I killed someone in mortal kombat
<Erve> of course a death

Quote #2683 (+7) [ 2005-04-14, 21:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anakin (box200@202.78.35.128) has joined #ls1
<Anakin> voodoo @ sublime?
<VooDooo> Darth Vader?
<VooDooo> Im the original VooDoo. the others are all clones
<VooDooo> there was a clone war once
<VooDooo> I won
* Anakin (box200@202.78.35.128) Quit(Quit)
<VooDooo> See

Quote #429 (+12) [ 2003-03-29, 01:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> gah, put my headphones on over an hour ago but forgot to start winamp

Quote #957 (+12) [ 2003-08-27, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pure-delight> ppl tell lies a lot - on my icq i put my details as being only 13 years old because i did not want strangers trying to have cybersex with me
<RoSWeLL> lol and what would stop them ?
<RoSWeLL> i thought it would encourage them more

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #2444 (+8) [ 2004-12-21, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours was kicked by aftahours (stupid noob)
* aftahours has joined #overclockers
<aftahours> oops, that was supposed to be for Agg

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #1121 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* jayci blows the whisle
* Matthew acts as a whislte
(Matthew): :D
(Matthew): fuck speeling
(jayci): eeww Matthew
(Matthew): lol
(Matthew): owned. :D

Quote #838 (+2) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #2398 (+1) [ 2004-11-22, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<imnotgay_5> ooo shit...
<lp_unicorn> o.O
<imnotgay_5> i just like ripped my earing out >_<
<imnotgay_5> bad
<imnotgay_5> i go blood on my white shirt >_<

Quote #4105 (+3) [ 2007-05-05, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BTC> I think i have just been scarred... there's a Tom Hanks movie on...and he was just wrestling in his jocks with a dog...
<Rage> i was watching porn last night, and the scene was in someone's backyard
<Rage> and in the background some of the 'crew' could be seen playing fetch with a dog
<Agg> i hope "playing fetch" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of
<Rage> no, its exactly as described
<Rage> the game which involves throwing a stick for the dog to pick up and return to you
<Agg> i hope "throwing a stick" isn't some kind of porn-industry slang i'm not aware of

Quote #1188 (-3) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #968 (0) [ 2003-08-29, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> LOL ahahahah sister got her tongue pierced i told her you wont be able to talk by today she didnt believe me now she is complaining while im laughing in her face trying to listen to her speak
<Bipdehone> ouch what does her tongue look like atm?
<Bleeter> lol
<Bipdehone> can u see?
<Bipdehone> is it bloated?
<Bipdehone> Well?
<Sponge> swollen
<Sponge> ?
<Bipdehone> question really is how swollen
<Sponge> like a penis full of viagra
<RoSWeLL> lol its huge

Quote #2768 (0) [ 2005-05-19, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@n00dle> you should be a mac reseller
<@Brains> Ha. I'm too ugly.
<@n00dle> But macs are underground
<@n00dle> you could wear a big cloak so nobody sees you
<@n00dle> just a talking shadow
<@n00dle> Introduce yourself as Malcom OS-X.

Quote #1924 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #708 (-5) [ 2003-06-29, 04:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> eek
<DJ-Studd> I think I just saw a cow ;)
<tron|SGC> Did it go Meow!?
<DJ-Studd> Yup

Quote #980 (-2) [ 2003-08-31, 22:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rik): stupid stomach
(Rik): I need to poop
(Rik): but... nothing...
(D_Web): damn you
(D_Web): I was just about to get more icecream

Quote #3152 (+3) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #1807 (+18) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Quote #222 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #1860 (+5) [ 2004-04-19, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<babu> i ordered the most expensive sushi thing for dinner tonight
<babu> and this one bit was like
<babu> sea urchin
<babu> but it just looked like fuckin fried egg
<babu> i've never tasted anything so fucking disgusting in my life
<babu> and i'm korean, we eat loads of odd shit

Quote #1271 (+24) [ 2003-11-03, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anarki is now known as Ana|work
<PhuckNut> Analwork?
* Ana|work is now known as Atworkstfu

Quote #2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

Quote #1531 (+7) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #170 (+3) [ 2002-12-16, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> the meanest cars ive been are: Diablo (singapore) R34,33,32 GTR, HSV GTS, Ferrari F3 someting (modena - also singapore) 350Z :D
<Agg> you were a car?
<z3[n]> hah!
<z3[n]> we kno what he ment
<Nza> hahaha
<Rex-Out> coool... i wanna be reincarnated as a bird, but cars can also be cool
<Nza> multiple cars it would seem Agg, appears to have the ability to morph :P

Quote #1788 (+11) [ 2004-03-29, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> god my bird is nuts: he just put his head into his bell like a helmet and goes crazy whistling
<b0x> remembering bird nam :p
<Draffa> "Kitty! In the trees!"

Quote #4318 (+6) [ 2008-05-13, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> uk.news.yahoo.com Bournemouth has become the first town in the UK to get super-fast internet connections - via the sewerage system. More than 88,000 homes and businesses in the Dorset town will benefit from internet speeds up to 100Mbps under the scheme, considerably faster than consumer broadband speeds on the market.
<Dopefish> Lets go to dorset!!
<InTheFade> poonet ftw
<Agg> you can download all the shit you want, bro

Quote #2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO

Quote #2755 (-2) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #372 (+8) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

Quote #201 (+1) [ 2002-12-24, 04:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Madhatter> and did u mortage your bodily organs to buy a rock or two :p
<Mred32> No. The bank didnt want them...:/
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> always the black market :)
<Mred32> I just slutted myself on the street for a few hours and the money poured in.
<Madhatter> your lucky you didnt have to give her 3 rings!
<Mred32> She came with two built in.......
<Tri> LOL
* Mred32 looks over his shoulder....
<Mred32> that was close....

Quote #2834 (+8) [ 2005-06-20, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> god damn my mum is a tight arse
<Gibbon> so tempting
<Agg> you find his mum's tight arse tempting?
<Gibbon> hey, you haven't seen his mum
<Agg> true enough :)

Quote #4255 (+10) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #1312 (+5) [ 2003-11-13, 17:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zom> OCAU...
<Zom> is that an australian godzilla or something?

Quote #2570 (-1) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #3218 (+12) [ 2006-01-23, 20:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> imagine all the chicks getting screwed by american sailors now.
<eDust> every time a US ship comes into sydney i see girls practically throw themselves at them
<D_Web> there are plenty of women on that ship
<knowsfords> D_Web: they're probably out getting pussy too

Quote #171 (+6) [ 2002-12-16, 08:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

Quote #996 (+11) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #53 (+4) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #2088 (+1) [ 2004-06-28, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kizzzap> I recon all that UGBox needs is a porn section
<kizzzap> UGPorn

Quote #1665 (+8) [ 2004-02-20, 09:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- SignOff Fod: #overclockers (Quit: set phasers to pwn)

Quote #1491 (0) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #2803 (-2) [ 2005-05-31, 09:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> ugbox is three this year
<Strange1> :O Same as my IQUE! ;)
<Crudmuffin> hehe