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Quote #3106 (+8) [ 2005-11-24, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[nbound] how do you make a quit message anyway????
[modafroman] slash guit message
[FatMan] nbound: handy thing called the tools -> options
[mazzanet] nbound: type /quit [message]
[mazzanet] and it'll store your message
[FatMan] ^^ or that
[mazzanet] so when you /quit next, your message will appear
[nbound] yeah i couldnt find it in options
[nbound] message goes in []'s?
[mazzanet] no
[mazzanet] well you can if you want
[nbound] okiez :)
[ace234] what you put afet /quit will be in your quit message
Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit: Disconnecting from the Matrix.....]
FatMan high-5's mazzanet
[FatMan] well played.
[mazzanet] hah!
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] did it work?
[nbound] lol
[mazzanet] no
[ace234] try alt + z
[mazzanet] you better do it again
Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Azrael] lol
[Bern] hahaha
mazzanet hi-5s ace234
[bungs] hehe
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Shaun] You guys are mean.
[nbound] dammit
[nbound] whoever said that
FatMan straightens up his halo
[ace234] hmm try /raw server quit <message here>
[mazzanet] nbound: try /server quitmsg [message]
[mazzanet] ...which is the same as ace234's
[mazzanet] you don't need the /raw
Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit]
[ace234] hehe
[Azrael] Lol
[bungs] :)
[ace234] mazzanet but it makes it harder to understand for the n00bs so they do it anyway
[mazzanet] /raw server doesn't do anything...
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] okiez that definately didnt work
[ace234] it does, it just passes everything after the /raw straight to the server
[nbound] it tried to connect to a server called quitmsg
[mazzanet] and 'server' isn't a valid command, so nothing will happen
[[nbound] im using mIRC if that helps
[mazzanet] oh
[mazzanet] you need to get an operator to set it then
[mazzanet] type /join 0,#help
Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[FatMan] hahaha
[ace234] haw haw
[Bern] lolol
[ace234] this has to be ugboxed

Quote #3260 (+4) [ 2006-02-16, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zzzuus> McJaaaames.
<yaleman> mczuus with cheese :D
<outy> what does that make me?
<zzzuus> mmmm yummy
<zzzuus> McNuggouty's.
<yaleman> a quarter pounder with issues

Quote #916 (+9) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #3336 (+1) [ 2006-04-25, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I quite like ricers, gives me something to laugh at while I'm driving :)

Quote #347 (+7) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #147 (+8) [ 2002-12-09, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg sets mode: +b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: who was that?
<Agg> decker. :)
<K|dDO> oh
*** Agg sets mode: -b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: he will pound you... you should know how big he is :P
<Decker> K|dDO: he knows how big I am
<Agg> i'll reach up and punch him in the nuts
<K|dDO> Agg: headbutt him in the nuts!

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #1403 (+5) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #3478 (+1) [ 2006-07-31, 14:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: the house across from me was a brothel once
outy: probably one of the most un descreet or tasteful brothels, but nether the less, you paid your money, got your end wet, and then came out to find three out of four hubcaps missing from the falcon, and somebody has robbed the change from your centreconsole

Quote #1134 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #3585 (+5) [ 2006-10-04, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> Willay do you have deep down gay feelings for every thing in #overclockers with a penis?
<Willay> honestly?
<@Agg> they're not very deep down, i can see them from here

Quote #1737 (+8) [ 2004-03-09, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> damnit, penisland.com is still down
<Nozz> how am I ever going to know whether its a site about pens or penises?

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2767 (+1) [ 2005-05-19, 14:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Flooble> i'm actually just bumming around town waiting for the ferry to kao tao?
<@Flooble> to tan?
<@Flooble> ko tan?
<@Scary> no idea
<@Scary> all thai words sound like food to me

Quote #1886 (+9) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #1541 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ozzmosis> From: "Lesbian L. Plenipotentiary" <imackinnon@cinemexicano.com>
<ozzmosis> plenipotentiary, n. A diplomat who is fully authorized to represent his or her government
<ozzmosis> spam has taught me something today
<ozzmosis> that's not meant to happen

Quote #3863 (+3) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #2882 (+5) [ 2005-07-16, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> i got my formal photos in the mail yesterday
<Eminoir> came with a big slip with DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY THESE IMAGES OR WE WILL CRY
<Eminoir> or words to that extent
<Ultima> 0.o
<Ultima> Did you scan them?
<Eminoir> i will
<Eminoir> once i find a scanner
* Ultima waits for cops to burst in as soon as Eminoir start scanning
<Eminoir> oh noes!
<Eminoir> then i can say
<Eminoir> "I was framed!"
<Ultima> ...
<Eminoir> :D

Quote #1087 (+7) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #3041 (-1) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #1319 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> It's your fault you won't re-enact them with me, sab :(
<eDust|beer> what's this channel turned into
<biatch> I'm forced to live out my sick fantasies on the internet, with strangers :(

Quote #193 (+14) [ 2002-12-23, 12:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> 140 so far. Not going to risk fast speeds with the cops active in the XMas period
<milenko> sabretooth: you shouldnt risk fast speeds fullstop.
<l00b3r> sabretooth speeding is baaad
<K|dDO> l00b3r: once he gets to 140 the yellow pages he is sitting on get blown away :)
<l00b3r> lol K|dDO
* K|dDO was kicked by sabretooth (That's funny coming from someone who's about my height - ##3)

Quote #1086 (+10) [ 2003-10-07, 03:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Preshus> holy crap, meatloaf is releasing a new cd
<Preshus> fuck he looks old now
<Erve> you took the words right out of my mouth
<Preshus> hahaha
* Preshus slaps Erve on the back and laughs
<Erve> it must have been while you were kissing me (he he)
<@Preshus> blahahaha
* Erve giggles
<@Preshus> I'd do anything for love but I won't do THAT
<Erve> doh!
<Erve> well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #187 (+1) [ 2002-12-21, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Aaaah, simpsons, is there anything finer?
<Sciby> Maybe a 48 hour non-stop orgasm... but simpsons are a close second.

Quote #3391 (+6) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #3277 (+9) [ 2006-03-05, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<Kingy> I would rather pay someone to come and iron for me once a week than to iron
<Asteroid> but they'ed be all hard and stuff
<Asteroid> i like the flexibility
<Hunter> mind you i draw the line at touching my suit, the pants and the jacket go to the dry cleaner
<othy> <Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<othy> <Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<othy> that is the wrongest thing i've ever read
<Hunter> why
<Stygian> lmao
<Hunter> oh
<SirPNut> rofl othy
<Stygian> whacking on a pair of boxers
<Stygian> thats going on ugbox
<Hunter> beats a tubesock i gues
<Hunter> :o

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #909 (+4) [ 2003-08-15, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- Agg [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
-:- mode/#Overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Excession> WB
<Hybrid> good morrow Agg
-:- Agg- [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
<Agg-> grr
<Excession> Welcome back - again - Agg.
<echelon> Agg-: are you any relation to Agg?
<Barto_ACT> lol
<Agg-> i'm his evil twin. so watch out!
<echelon> lol

Quote #2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)

Quote #685 (+13) [ 2003-06-18, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> afaik is some sort of acronym as far as I know...
<FuriousG> 'as far as i know'
<FuriousG> hey, i see what you said narc
<FuriousG> you suck
<FuriousG> make me look the fool

Quote #524 (+35) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #1114 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Caffeine and CRT rays = no sleep.
* INerTIal nods
<Erwino> Iroquois - crt r gay buy an lcd
<Iroquois> I frequently catch my monitor slipping out in the night for man-sex.
<INerTIal> lmao
<clockit> no way CRT's rock
<Erwino> lol
<Erwino> monitor man-sex lol
<chubba> lol
<MadHatter> you watch your monitor having "man-sex" ?
<clockit> i dont take caffeine but im awake at 2:30am, but i usaually wake up around 3pm
<Erwino> gives me an image of agg in my head :(
<MadHatter> LOL!
<clockit> lol
<clockit> bannage
<Agg> Erwino - seek help :)

Quote #1918 (+14) [ 2004-05-04, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> what's the term for a fake bone? like a prosthetic limb, but a bone
<Erve> prosthetic bone?
<Rik> dildo

Quote #53 (+6) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #2162 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* kaji is also half dutch
<^Lis> fantastic! a compliment it is then!
<^Lis> does that mean you have a big penis kaji?
<kaji> hhehehehehehe
<^Lis> you being half dutch that is?
<^Lis> lol
* kaji smiles
<^Lis> actually, shouldn't it mean you have a half big penis...you only being half dutch and all :P

Quote #3240 (-4) [ 2006-02-04, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mikael^cot> havent slept in2 days
<mikael^cot> im seeing how long I can go without sleep ;P
<Daemo> lol
<Daemo> 2 days isnt that uncommon
<mikael^cot> lol I know
<mikael^cot> ima try 4
<Daemo> 2 days is 48 famine type crap

Quote #2514 (+12) [ 2005-01-18, 01:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> family guy was $50 for season one and two
<Sancho> nice
<Sancho> i want all the futurama ones...
<predder> same, that's a couple of hundred though
<predder> I have a wish list sitting next to my monitor
<predder> *crosses off dual p3 server*
<predder> car service - $300, car detail - $100, Seat covors for car - $80, clothes - $200, computer case - $250, sub for car - $120, LOTR ROTK boxed thingy - $120, 512mb registered sdram - $100, 74gb raptor - $280, 1gb bh5 - $400, Futurama - $250.
<predder> it's right down the bottom ;)
<Draffa_> girlfriend - priceless

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #1938 (+37) [ 2004-05-08, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aftahours) mmm Sunkist tastes better out of a can. :]
(PsychoMatt) some research shows that aluminium can cause alzheimers in later life
(aftahours) i dont eat the can.

Quote #3074 (+4) [ 2005-11-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo> any telemarketing people here?
<Daemo> probably not.. but one will call you soon

Quote #2245 (0) [ 2004-08-15, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Size is no guarantee of quality, One`` :p

Quote #2708 (+8) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #1752 (+3) [ 2004-03-20, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild[a] has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Z has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* wild has joined #ugbox
<knowsfords> I guess its up to us wild to repopulate the earth

Quote #2044 (+6) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.