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Quote #1085 (-1) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #1090 (-1) [ 2003-10-08, 23:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> damn wizzfizz is adictive
<scooob> dont sniff it..

Quote #1192 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> on the side of a bus i see an ad with four girls in bikinis
<yy> it goes
<yy> "why do one... dufour"
<yy> then i crack up like a spastic.
<Sciby> What's a dufour?
<Borg-Work> lol
<Borg-Work> n00b
<Sciby> lol, stfu.
<Sciby> Oh, wait. No lol.
* Wolfy wonders if Sciby knows what is going on .. yet
<Sciby> Yes, I know what's going on. I don't pay that much attention to deodorant...
* Borg-Work dcc's sciby a clue.exe

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #1230 (-1) [ 2003-10-27, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> ahh damn
<Falkor> stupid act #5349853894 for me
<wild> ?
<Falkor> just doing like a gone in 60 seconds "lets ride" thing with hands.. smacked arm into door
<Falkor> :(
<FreeFrag> that channel is empty Falkor
<wild> lol
* FreeFrag was kicked by Falkor (Lamer removal successful!)

Quote #1252 (-1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<muzzi> damnit, ocau dies this time every night. is it cause its now that its busiest or does agg have some funky cron job set up?

Quote #1306 (-1) [ 2003-11-12, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Mz_Vibrator (bahh@vw-471.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Exit: Dont knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love.)

Quote #1279 (-1) [ 2003-11-04, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga-D2 waits for echelon-D2 to stop faffing about with the music and load the damn game already
<echelon-D2> I'm not fapping!
<echelon-D2> oh
* echelon-D2 loads the game and stfu's

Quote #1295 (-1) [ 2003-11-09, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chief> socialogy - whats that
<bundy> Chief, its like psychology, but full of bullshit and ugly chicks
<Chief> oh
<bundy> yeah..
<Trav> mark an ugly chick to you is a hot chick to someone else, remember that
<bundy> yeah good point
<Chief> women who drive barinas that reckon they can help everyone in the world, an drink diesel and smoke comes out their ears? those type bundy
<bundy> yeah Chief. the ones that ask 400000 questions that have nothing to do with the subject. then fail badly and do it again the next semester
<bundy> then get kicked out of uni
<bundy> and then go to tafe and do a diploma of prostitution
<bundy> then live in ipswich

Quote #1333 (-1) [ 2003-11-15, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JiudoMindTricks> how do I set an away status??
<JiudoMindTricks> I've never used this before
<Ken-> Type /s away message
* JiudoMindTricks has quit IRC (Exit: )
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Ken-> ROFLMAO
<RoSWeLL> HAHAHA
<Ken-> OWNED

Quote #1484 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carl> I'm not a software pirate, I only use things under the GNU, like Windows XP, for example.

Quote #1523 (-1) [ 2004-01-15, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<serts> microwaved rockmelons are great substitutes for rubber vaginas.
<Silver_Python> ...
<Red_Wolf_2> ...

Quote #1492 (-1) [ 2004-01-09, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spaar> I banged the smart chick on True Love!
<Firefrog> So? I smooched Bastila
<Spaar> bastard
<Migishu> ...
<Firefrog> and your cousin too
* Firefrog runs back to kotor
<Spaar> so did I
<Spaar> wait....
<Spaar> awww FUCK

Quote #1582 (-1) [ 2004-02-02, 04:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav runs off to fufill nicotiene cravings
<Fod> don't lock yourself out
<Cav> watch it :P
<Fod> unless you got that sugar glass from lombers
<Cav> for fucks sake :P

Quote #1589 (-1) [ 2004-02-03, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hmm i wonder why there is so many skin firming lotions going around
<aftahours> especially ads on tv
<Hunter> because people buy anything?
<aftahours> yeah, but I dont need lotion to get firm
<aftahours> skin
<kitt3n> ..
<aftahours> :
<fen> you might need lotion atfer you get firm tho ;)
<aftahours> haha

Quote #1748 (-1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #1824 (-1) [ 2004-04-13, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[An hour and a half later...]
[Platinum|A] FARK!! PCCG HAVE MOVED!!!
[Platinum|A] I rode all the way to oakliegh, there are a lot of hills now I'm dead tireeed
[ neolithic] hahahahahahah!
[ neolithic] ³03:47³ ŻŻ [Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[ neolithic] ³03:48³ ŻŻ [^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[Platinum|A] dammit, should have checked!
[ neolithic] i ROFL
[ace234] how far did you ride platinum?
[Platinum|A] through 3 suburbs ACE234

Quote #1835 (-1) [ 2004-04-14, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> Zoiks - a database write every time somebody views a thread? i'd think so!
<Zoiks> pfft
<LethalCorp> w00t@servers
<Zoiks> sifnt hire some poor collage student to do it manually
<LethalCorp> rofl
<Rage> college students don't fit in a 4ru chassis, Zoiks :(

Quote #1837 (-1) [ 2004-04-15, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> multinational and market...I am dyslexic today
<wild> you should join the DNA
<D_Web> DNA?
<wild> D_Web, national dyslexia assosciation. :)

Quote #1935 (-1) [ 2004-05-08, 15:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Snufkin`> ..I just had a guy come in and ask if I sell car immobolisers, I'm sitting here surrounded by headphones and across the road is a shop with a bigass 10m x 10m sign saying STOP CAR THEFT, IMMOBILISE NOW sign.. why did he come in here?

Quote #1990 (-1) [ 2004-05-22, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> firefox is good, but it becomes annoying when it can't render all pages properly
<Lombers[A]> and yes, I know it's in development
<aftahours> yeh i know Lombers[A]
<aftahours> like asus pages
<Lombers[A]> or pioneeraus
<neolithic> whirlpool forums
<aftahours> yeh
<TheWedgie> or windowsupdate... LOL
<Lombers[A]> rofl

Quote #2123 (-1) [ 2004-07-09, 08:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensopaway> whats a penis!??! :(
<Fragwizard> alas, what CapnChron says is true
<Fragwizard> lol
<tensopaway> im no virgin :| but i regret my first root
<Fragwizard> poor tensop
<tensopaway> probably the same quality as the moles that CapnChron fuck
<Fragwizard> lol
<Fragwizard> what his sister?
<CapnChron> hahahaha
<CapnChron> SIF
<CapnChron> Nah
<CapnChron> he probably shagged his own sister
<tensopaway> lol 4 lines... CapnChron is in denial

Quote #2135 (-1) [ 2004-07-12, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ziad>: take everything she says with at least a bucket of salt :)

Quote #2191 (-1) [ 2004-07-26, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> accidently backed car into a gate
<magey> SIgh
<FatMan> see, your mistake was not turning on no clipping mode

Quote #2292 (-1) [ 2004-09-18, 14:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> 1 and half hours of martial arts, 2 days of pain.

Quote #2310 (-1) [ 2004-09-29, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm there are some REALLY WEIRD sounds outside
<Falkor> sounds like fkn jurassic park or something.
<Falkor> i am tempted to go look, but fuck it.
<gords> i vote go look
<Falkor> yeah fuck it
<Falkor> its got me i'm goin.
<Falkor> AHAHHAHAHA
<Falkor> Its my dad snoring

Quote #2329 (-1) [ 2004-10-13, 23:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> irc needs spell chech
<Hibba> check*

Quote #2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #2377 (-1) [ 2004-11-09, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Sticks just spent 10 mins playing with Knoppix-STD
<Sticks> it runs real nice on my desktop :)
<Postal> is that a new "dick and pussy disease"
<Postal> habib says condoms stop that

Quote #2539 (-1) [ 2005-01-26, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> nearly kicked neolithic for putting a whole line in red...but it was just my highlight

Quote #2559 (-1) [ 2005-02-02, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester[X]> someone should slashdot slashdot

Quote #2576 (-1) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed

Quote #2580 (-1) [ 2005-02-12, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii> i got a grassy turd to smoke

Quote #2588 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* One`` has joined #overclockers
<One``> im back! cable installed today
<@Mnz|WORK> Oh great, aren't we all excited...
* Draffa_ whoops with joy
<One``> My 20GB of cabley goodness
<@Mnz|WORK> I was wondering why the average tard level had dropped lately.
<One``> I was wondering why my self esteem had risen
<@Mnz|WORK> :P~

Quote #2614 (-1) [ 2005-02-27, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): DAMNIT just spent 2 hours downloading a divx, some bastard has dubbed it in spanish without me noticing

Quote #2617 (-1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #2641 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"

Quote #2642 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> mmm
<MadHatter> i just remembered!
<MadHatter> ive got twiggy sticks
<MadHatter> hot! twiggy sticks
<Jessica> MadHatter: I'm not a fan of the twiggy sticks
<Sticks> STFU!!
<MadHatter> why not
<Sticks> beep-fucking-beep
<Aedan_18br> haha, twiggy.... sticks sucks
<MadHatter> the hot and spicy twiggy sticks are nice :)
<Agg> mmm, twuffy stivks
<Agg> wtf?! twiggy sticks.
<MadHatter> good with beer or bourbon and coke
* Agg realigns his left hand on keyboard.
<Sticks> gah
<Lurks> mmmm hot twiggy salami sticks
<MadHatter> no, these ones kill the salami ones
<Agg> hot sticks action
<MadHatter> salami is hardly hot at all
<Lurks> shit sorry Sticks

Quote #2644 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #2734 (-1) [ 2005-05-02, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David]: it's much much much more nicer
[ David]: i'm running mandriva 2006 cooker
[ David]: which is bleeding edge
[ David]: stable as a rock
[ Ashley]: Kewl.
::: David has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
[ Ashley]: Yup. Stable as it comes.

Quote #2737 (-1) [ 2005-05-05, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ zerooneo]: How does a UNIX Guru have sex ?
[ zerooneo]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep;
[ ben_o]: * unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount ; *Network Disconnect* ; Kernel Panic

Quote #2755 (-1) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #2765 (-1) [ 2005-05-18, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> wow, the Internet actually has a legitimate use!
<csimpson> My mum

Quote #2770 (-1) [ 2005-05-20, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> hrm
<CapnChron> my movies are playing upsidedown and flipped over
<z00s> maybe it's the drugs.
<outonanis|> stop standing on your head CapnChron

Quote #2991 (-1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #3000 (-1) [ 2005-09-23, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Hmm, anything wrong with having a 12" and 10" sub in the car? Or will that destroy the sound, according to purists?
<firestones> DJ-Studd: i doubt there should any problem with running two different sized speakers. just don't put them both in the same box.
<SirPNut> purists will say that anything will destroy the sound
<firestones> yeah, you're not even supposed to be in the room, or else you will desroy the sound.
<SirPNut> room? what room? you mean the sound-destroying room? *shock horror *
<Andrew> you can only listen to music in a vacuum whilst drinking a single plum, in perfume, floating in a man's hat
<Andrew> thats the only way you can properly appreciate music
<Andrew> don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise

Quote #3041 (-1) [ 2005-10-23, 03:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ABS|85 kicks Dazz in the balls with steel capped boots
* Dazz knees ABS|85 in the ass hole..
* ABS|85 sends John Hopoate over to Dazz's house
<bullet> haha
* Dazz is sitting down and staying that way

Quote #3077 (-1) [ 2005-11-10, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jigme> oops. I'm supposed to be cooking rice not looking at bukkake
<jigme> damnit

Quote #3141 (-1) [ 2005-12-15, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: oh achieva you stupid fucks. Athlon64 3500+ BOX (2.2Ghz) Processor with Hyper Transport Technology (Socket 939)
Rainwulf: stupid stupid fucks
Turophile: lol Rainwulf
ace234: Rainwulf?
Rainwulf: yes
Rainwulf: what dammit
Rainwulf: im busy not doing any work
Draffa: I think he wants to know what's wrong with achieva
Rainwulf: oh
Turophile: ...
Rainwulf: great. another stupid person
Turophile: AMD64 has Hyperthreading now?
Draffa: hyper transport...
osman: hyper transport
Rainwulf: HT is intel marketingspeak.
Rainwulf: wait
Rainwulf: fuck
Turophile: Yeah, my bad...
ace234: lol nice work Rainwulf :)
Rainwulf: guess who is stupid. ME
Draffa: gg Rainwulf