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Quote #46 (-1) [ 2002-11-04, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
<K|dDO> MY MUM BOUGHT that home and away video!!!
<K|dDO> ROFL!
<Falkor> K|dDO, is it good? contemplating buying it for my gf.
<K|dDO> Falkor: watching it in a sec....

Quote #50 (-1) [ 2002-11-05, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get me!
<Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org, and didn't want a 'used' arse
<Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been laid more by the storm goblins :P

Quote #55 (-1) [ 2002-11-06, 06:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, you dont want to know what happens when im alone...
<Cav> i was so hoping someone would say "yes, i want to know Cav!"
<iconoclast> are you in #bearcave cav
<Rudeboi> i'ld like to know, assuming it doesn't involve several farm animals, 900yo aliens, 5 tubs and vaseline, and 1, possibly 2 hands...
* Cav has nothing to do with #bearcave
<Rudeboi> hrmm... no response from cav... must indicate that what he does alone involves one of the aforementioned items.,... hmmm...

Quote #57 (-1) [ 2002-11-07, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> my GF died :( Thats why im using a 4Mb Trident
<Darkness> How much did she cost?

Quote #82 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhyTry> everyone has IE !
<WhyTry> OR some browser

Quote #85 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 05:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> sif Agg would use anything not sexy ;)
<brembo`> so that's why you got rejected K|dDO

Quote #89 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore ?
* sabz kicks Agg in the groin.
* Frag|HTML slaps Agg around a bit with a large trout
<Agg> ow, my ovaries!

Quote #105 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #107 (-1) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #110 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> er the 9500 is gay
<Rainwulf> get 9700
<K|dDO> er the 9700 is gay
<K|dDO> get 9700 PRO
<Moose> bah
<Moose> Everything is gay

Quote #112 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 06:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Narcolepsy : 2800 odd in latest sisoft ram bench
<Narcolepsy> Narcolepsy: For RAM bandwidth???
<Narcolepsy> Err..
. <Narcolepsy> Fucking idiot...

Quote #132 (-1) [ 2002-12-03, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> cats are only Nice and affectionet ( spelling? ) when their hungry
* Quadbox hands Jester a copy of Fowler's English Usage
<Jester> cheese quad
<Quadbox> lol
<Jester> *cheers
<FreeFrag> lol
<Jester> Damit!
<FreeFrag> It's Damnit.
<FreeFrag> Unless you want to hold water back.
<Jester> Quadbox ; Least my name is accually part of dictionary
<FreeFrag> actually

Quote #150 (-1) [ 2002-12-10, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* risesies does an evil laugh as he creeps up behind FreeFrag with a big hairy spider
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout
* FreeFrag slaps risesies around a bit with a large trout

Quote #223 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #257 (-1) [ 2003-01-17, 12:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I might scrap the salt shaker idea. I started on one but it looked to much like a funky dildo

Quote #289 (-1) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #388 (-1) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #487 (-1) [ 2003-04-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3n|FOOD wonders how badly the SARS outbreak in HK atm...
<MonoAWAY> we're all doomed basically
<MonoAWAY> SARS will wipe us out
<MonoAWAY> Michael Jackson will be the only person left on earth along with his masked kids

Quote #529 (-1) [ 2003-05-05, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> Theres a lingerie party in my house
<Crudmuffin> I'm assuming they'll be using the bathroom to try anything on
<Crudmuffin> so I just went and took a huge dump
<Crudmuffin> farking stinks now

Quote #606 (-1) [ 2003-05-29, 19:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> you know youre bored when youre sitting on irc levering chips off a 32mb dimm with a screwdriver

Quote #614 (-1) [ 2003-06-01, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tate has quit IRC (Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your fathers mad, your mothers now your lover)
<FLoRa> That is one of the most fucked up quit messages ever.
<Hydra> and this one is too: [20:26] *** DoWnUnDeR Quit (I was raised by the tv and Jerry Springer was my brother, and my mothers cousin was the uncle of my sister's niece...)
<Greg> OMG YUCK
<FLoRa> ...
<FLoRa> That's some seriously whacked shit.
<Greg> lol
<Greg> i just fully grasped the grossness of that
<Greg> actually
<Greg> i still dont get the grossness of that saying
<Greg> im even drawing a diagram for it

Quote #691 (-1) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #1062 (-1) [ 2003-10-03, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLiPSiDE> the cop was giving him shit and asked what he was doin in the maccas car park
<FLiPSiDE> he sed he was waiting for them to open for breakfast
<FLiPSiDE> she saw the maccas in the back of the car already
<FLiPSiDE> and sed "oh bit of a pig are we"
<FLiPSiDE> and he sed "no, u're the one in the blu uniform"

Quote #1077 (-1) [ 2003-10-05, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik drowns in the flood
* wild does CPR on Rik
<Falkor> bit like that hey Rik
<Falkor> i'm lucky i live on the big hill
<Falkor> so everything rolls down
<Falkor> but damn the pools looking a bit full after yesterday and today.
<Rik> big hills wont stop irc text floods
<Rik> :p
<Falkor> lol
<Falkor> you and brembo are just alike
<wild> yeah, I thought he was talking about the flood of text, then you start going on about a hill and a pool :)
<Falkor> you whinge about everything. :P
<Rik> shuttup
<Falkor> your like women
<Falkor> whinge whinge whinge
<wild> whinge about floods, whinge about bold...
<Falkor> 'oh no, its windy'
<Falkor> 'oh no, bold'
<Rik> I dont like your tone
<Falkor> 'oh no, spam'
<Falkor> 'oh no, someone posted'
<Falkor> PP
<Falkor> :P
<wild> lol
<Rik> that's it, where's my handbag, I'm going shopping.
<wild> lmao
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1085 (-1) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #1090 (-1) [ 2003-10-08, 23:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> damn wizzfizz is adictive
<scooob> dont sniff it..

Quote #1189 (-1) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #1187 (-1) [ 2003-10-21, 22:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> the most annoying thing ive ever had happen, happened 15 minute's ago! when your going for it, and your right at custard stroke, and the parents of the GF come home, and you younger brother barges in and starts yelling and telling me to get out... and he's 12 and an ADHD... how annoying is that!
<biatch> ... Custard stroke ...
<Wolff> yeah....
<biatch> Nice terminology
* sabretooth sets mode: +b *!*@202.72.189.187
* Wolff was kicked by sabretooth (We don't care. Bye.)
<@sabretooth> Jeez I've kicked a few people today.
<biatch> Spanked!
* biatch hides
<@sabretooth> nah, smacked. I save the spanking for you (wink) :P Juuust kidding. Settle down...

Quote #1193 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Instead of being jealous, I'm just gonna do the weed thing and find every possible flaw in Saga's new system.
<Stix> good call
<Saga> find away, i'm actually interested in what people think my next upgrade should be...
<Nozz> You spent too much money!! TwinX RAM is shit! Radeon9800, pfft. Gimme a S-Media GF2 any day.

Quote #1252 (-1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<muzzi> damnit, ocau dies this time every night. is it cause its now that its busiest or does agg have some funky cron job set up?

Quote #1279 (-1) [ 2003-11-04, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saga-D2 waits for echelon-D2 to stop faffing about with the music and load the damn game already
<echelon-D2> I'm not fapping!
<echelon-D2> oh
* echelon-D2 loads the game and stfu's

Quote #1295 (-1) [ 2003-11-09, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chief> socialogy - whats that
<bundy> Chief, its like psychology, but full of bullshit and ugly chicks
<Chief> oh
<bundy> yeah..
<Trav> mark an ugly chick to you is a hot chick to someone else, remember that
<bundy> yeah good point
<Chief> women who drive barinas that reckon they can help everyone in the world, an drink diesel and smoke comes out their ears? those type bundy
<bundy> yeah Chief. the ones that ask 400000 questions that have nothing to do with the subject. then fail badly and do it again the next semester
<bundy> then get kicked out of uni
<bundy> and then go to tafe and do a diploma of prostitution
<bundy> then live in ipswich

Quote #1333 (-1) [ 2003-11-15, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JiudoMindTricks> how do I set an away status??
<JiudoMindTricks> I've never used this before
<Ken-> Type /s away message
* JiudoMindTricks has quit IRC (Exit: )
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Ken-> ROFLMAO
<RoSWeLL> HAHAHA
<Ken-> OWNED

Quote #1367 (-1) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1484 (-1) [ 2004-01-07, 22:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carl> I'm not a software pirate, I only use things under the GNU, like Windows XP, for example.

Quote #1523 (-1) [ 2004-01-15, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<serts> microwaved rockmelons are great substitutes for rubber vaginas.
<Silver_Python> ...
<Red_Wolf_2> ...

Quote #1582 (-1) [ 2004-02-02, 04:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav runs off to fufill nicotiene cravings
<Fod> don't lock yourself out
<Cav> watch it :P
<Fod> unless you got that sugar glass from lombers
<Cav> for fucks sake :P

Quote #1589 (-1) [ 2004-02-03, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hmm i wonder why there is so many skin firming lotions going around
<aftahours> especially ads on tv
<Hunter> because people buy anything?
<aftahours> yeah, but I dont need lotion to get firm
<aftahours> skin
<kitt3n> ..
<aftahours> :
<fen> you might need lotion atfer you get firm tho ;)
<aftahours> haha

Quote #1748 (-1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #1824 (-1) [ 2004-04-13, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[An hour and a half later...]
[Platinum|A] FARK!! PCCG HAVE MOVED!!!
[Platinum|A] I rode all the way to oakliegh, there are a lot of hills now I'm dead tireeed
[ neolithic] hahahahahahah!
[ neolithic] ³03:47³ ŻŻ [Platinum|A] bbl--> going to PCCG ;)
[ neolithic] ³03:48³ ŻŻ [^catalyst] hope he knows they've moved...
[Platinum|A] dammit, should have checked!
[ neolithic] i ROFL
[ace234] how far did you ride platinum?
[Platinum|A] through 3 suburbs ACE234

Quote #1835 (-1) [ 2004-04-14, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> Zoiks - a database write every time somebody views a thread? i'd think so!
<Zoiks> pfft
<LethalCorp> w00t@servers
<Zoiks> sifnt hire some poor collage student to do it manually
<LethalCorp> rofl
<Rage> college students don't fit in a 4ru chassis, Zoiks :(

Quote #1895 (-1) [ 2004-04-30, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> man, I am so confused about girls atm :o
* Mred32 hides
<Mred32> They are the ones with the vagina.

Quote #1909 (-1) [ 2004-05-01, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<anti_pop> i got a sundae from maccas last nite
<anti_pop> and fucking it made me so sick
<anti_pop> i think they must have been jacking off into the machine or something
<anti_pop> but i doubt it because its not like cock has ever made me sick before

Quote #1935 (-1) [ 2004-05-08, 15:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Snufkin`> ..I just had a guy come in and ask if I sell car immobolisers, I'm sitting here surrounded by headphones and across the road is a shop with a bigass 10m x 10m sign saying STOP CAR THEFT, IMMOBILISE NOW sign.. why did he come in here?

Quote #2135 (-1) [ 2004-07-12, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ziad>: take everything she says with at least a bucket of salt :)

Quote #2191 (-1) [ 2004-07-26, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> accidently backed car into a gate
<magey> SIgh
<FatMan> see, your mistake was not turning on no clipping mode

Quote #2310 (-1) [ 2004-09-29, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm there are some REALLY WEIRD sounds outside
<Falkor> sounds like fkn jurassic park or something.
<Falkor> i am tempted to go look, but fuck it.
<gords> i vote go look
<Falkor> yeah fuck it
<Falkor> its got me i'm goin.
<Falkor> AHAHHAHAHA
<Falkor> Its my dad snoring

Quote #2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #2409 (-1) [ 2004-12-04, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I was drawn straight to haydens ass.
<FragOne``> ahaha
<Bern> eeewww
<FragOne``> oh yeh theres a photo of my bottom
<FreeFrag> OH DEAR! I REGRET I REGRET :(
<Bern> off to ug we go with that one