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Quote #475 (+56) [ 2003-04-17, 00:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

Quote #473 (+11) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(

Quote #472 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Cham: Wanking over pr0n isn't shagging, sorry dude. You're still a virgin :P
<Rage> Manaz - a married virgin
<Rage> :)
<FreeFrag> god damnit guys, i'm wearing smokeyou out tonight!
<Manaz> use some lube then...

Quote #469 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #466 (+11) [ 2003-04-14, 02:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> this assignment sucks
<bundy> someone come and do my ass for me
<bundy> *assignment
<bundy> that is
<bundy> luckily i run the quote db
<Fodder> you don't run the ugbox db
<bundy> ...
<bundy> oh dear

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #451 (+8) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #445 (+1) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #442 (+1) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)

Quote #440 (+3) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #438 (+3) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #435 (+8) [ 2003-03-31, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|A> LOL @ the Iraq Ambassador on Channel Seven :D
<bundy> whats he said this time?
* Madhatter cbf turning the tv on
<Draffa|A> bundy: he was turning blue in the face refuting coalition photos of military gear in residential areas, and UN reports saying Iraq still had anthrax and nerve gas
<Draffa|A> he was about to explode :)
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> suicide ambassadors
<Madhatter> the next line of offense!

Quote #431 (+17) [ 2003-03-29, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dljunior> i just got motoracer 3 from a nutrigrain pak
<dljunior> hey, i just tried to install it, and it says i need a serial
<Fodder> didn't it come with cereal?

Quote #430 (0) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #429 (+12) [ 2003-03-29, 01:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> gah, put my headphones on over an hour ago but forgot to start winamp

Quote #428 (+1) [ 2003-03-28, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> I don't know much in this world. But there is one thing I know - I want to have lots of sex with Kylie Minogue.

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

Quote #425 (+4) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #424 (-4) [ 2003-03-26, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> HAHAH, ffs. my mate has one of those phones that can take pictures
<Leigh> guess what just turned up in my email
<Leigh> a picture of a FAT TURD in the toilet
<Leigh> bastard

Quote #423 (+4) [ 2003-03-26, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> my keyboard is fucking weird, i turn it upside down, give it a shake and pubes fall out

Quote #421 (+3) [ 2003-03-25, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kazashi> VooDoo: any word on my motherboard?
<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+
<VooDoo> oops SHIP
<VooDoo> damn now you all know where my hardware comes from
<dec> you're shitting motherboards? you should really see a professional about that....
<Kazashi> Thanks. I'll be sure to clean it thoroughly :)
* sabretooth changes topic to '<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+ <-- Come one come all to hear the story of VooDoo's magic arse'
<sabretooth> See VooDoo for CPU upgrades.
<wild> sabretooth: shouldn't that be see VooDoo's ass for CPU upgrades? :)
<VooDoo> pffft

Quote #417 (+7) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #415 (+6) [ 2003-03-22, 20:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> has anyone heard of moby towing?
<Frosty> is that where you get a whale and tow it behind your boat?
<Dedge> haha
<Dedge> that's what the company is called
<Frosty> so theres a company that specialises in moving fat pieces of blubber?
* Frosty looks at his sister

Quote #414 (0) [ 2003-03-21, 18:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wolfy): grow up all of you, or i'll ban you
* nEoLIthIc watches the weapons of mass kickage immerge
(Wolfy): nEoLIthIc, it seems that mass kickage dont work, so a nice polite warning, will have to sufice
(Scandrew): give them 48hours to grow up, if not, kick them
*** Scandrew was kicked by Darkness (Target of opportunity- (Kick : 181)

Quote #411 (+1) [ 2003-03-20, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> You know the world is insane when...
<CapnChron> the best rapper is a white guy,
<CapnChron> the best golfer is a black guy,
<CapnChron> the best soldiers are Jewish,
<CapnChron> and Germany doesn't want to go to war!

Quote #410 (+5) [ 2003-03-19, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DeathStar): god it smells bad in here
(Darkness): Well, i did shower today thankyou very much....
(DeathStar): im in the toilet
(DeathStar): laptop
(DeathStar): with wireless
(Darkness): DeathStar: When you are talking in IRC whilst taking a crap in toilet, you may be an addict.
(one_nil): hahaha

Quote #406 (+3) [ 2003-03-18, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<influx|cs> can someone please teach me how to not suck at the internet

Quote #404 (+2) [ 2003-03-18, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just tell them you're giggling about a pinata filled with dead kittens
<cSmith> i am too buddy :P

Quote #403 (+1) [ 2003-03-16, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> bliink 256 $59.95 256kb/64kb 2000MB 2000MB <---- thats so mine when i get adsl
<l00b3r> nEoLIthIc: why not go iinet
<Roscoe> That is iiNet.
<reax> thats almost quoteable
<l00b3r> stfu
<FreeFrag> that IS quotable, I'm on it.
<l00b3r> meh quotes mean nothing
<l00b3r> they are a basis for bs
<l00b3r> oh ha ha
<l00b3r> he made an arse of himself
<l00b3r> ha ha ha

Quote #400 (+5) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #393 (+9) [ 2003-03-11, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FrankThePug> any hackers in here
<FrankThePug> ...
<Ycros> In what sense?
<Ycros> And/Or context.
<FrankThePug> remote access
<FrankThePug> i need to use it
<Ycros> Use remote access? To where?
<FrankThePug> a friends computer
<Ycros> For what purpose?
<FrankThePug> information
<FrankThePug> can u help
<HeadshotSniper> try asio
<FrankThePug> um
<FrankThePug> no
<FrankThePug> isnt that like the secret service
<HeadshotSniper> Au spy
<HeadshotSniper> network
<FrankThePug> where can i get that from
<Ycros> Would that be information that your friend would not want you to have?
<FrankThePug> maybe
<FrankThePug> can u help
<Ycros> So why should I help you breach somebody's privacy? Would you like me looking through your personal files? I think not.
<FrankThePug> due
<FrankThePug> dude
<FrankThePug> he has something of mine on his comp
<Bigchris> if hes your friend, ask for it back.
<Bigchris> FFS.
<FrankThePug> hes sort of not my friend anymore
<Bigchris> oh
<Bigchris> what is it exactally, porn of your mum or something?
<FrankThePug> no
<HeadshotSniper> lol
<FrankThePug> a copy of empire earth
<Ycros> .
<Bigchris> lol.
<videl-emi> roflmao
<HeadshotSniper> Rofl
<videl-emi> someone put this in log or something
<videl-emi> funniest quotes ever
<Bigchris> lol
<Bigchris> i think im gonna cry
<HeadshotSniper> you trying to hack empire earth back? and your on dialup if you wanted to d/l it

Quote #388 (-1) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #387 (+3) [ 2003-03-09, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hiro-> Oh man, I was eating at the computer today, and a piece of my muesli bar fell on the fall. I figured ten second rule so I grabbed it, didn't bother looking at it to check, blew on it to get rid of anything on it, and put it in my mouth....it had like a forest of dog hairs on it.
<Hiro-> I gagged.

Quote #382 (+8) [ 2003-03-06, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase_ouch> you are so hardcore
<Carrots> well, hard anyway
<jase_ouch> still looking at porn then
<Carrots> LOL.... god I wish you had a sister
<jase_ouch> WHAT?
<Carrots> you know, so I could do her

Quote #381 (+12) [ 2003-03-06, 17:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron pats bh
(bh): thetron right now im too involved in trying to figure this out to pretend I can understand or care what you say
(thetron): pat (p~at): to touch, someone or something softly
(Darkness): The definition of irony. Tron looking words up for someone else in the dictionary...

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #378 (-3) [ 2003-03-05, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I was at my brothers place last night and sat down to eat dinner, I go to move a bag with his lab coat in it and he says "Don't touch the coat, I use that to cut up dead people"

Quote #376 (+8) [ 2003-03-04, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just called my brother, and he goes "Hello", and I said, ah hey dude what's up, then he goes, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank" then hangs up
<Moose> Disturbing
<Temp0> very disturbing
<Sticks> and I'm sure we could all have lived without that knowledge
<Erve> ...
<Rage> Moose - i'm very sorry i had to read that
<Clay> Moose left hand or right hand?

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #372 (+8) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

Quote #371 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #367 (+5) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #366 (+2) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-217.spiderweb.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* BladeCA (Blade_CA_@CPE-202-43-1-126.spiderweb.com.au) has joined #anomaly
* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #364 (-4) [ 2003-03-01, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> what is a person who hates women called?
<Milenko> Epic`: homo?

Quote #362 (+4) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #360 (+6) [ 2003-02-25, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> /me thinks jester has an anime addiction
* Jester plays Evangelion - Everything You Want - Version 2.mpeg Anime Music Vid
<Milenko> dude
<Milenko> do you ever think about chicks that havent been drawn by some middle aged jap with his dick in his hand and his thumb up his ass?
* dspringau wipes snott of monitor