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Quote #2913 (+3) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
Thrill puts hand up ;)
afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #2874 (0) [ 2005-07-12, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> "hello helpdesk, i'm a saxaphone player. how do i use the internet?"

Quote #1366 (-3) [ 2003-11-21, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> I don't have a GF and i only get handjobs mostly anyway :S

Quote #600 (+5) [ 2003-05-27, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<cRyStAl> does mirc have tafe courses to become an op??????

Quote #1119 (-2) [ 2003-10-12, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> FreeFrag: And a big fuck you to you.
<sabretooth> (for a totally different reason to this conversation)
<sabretooth> Hmm, FreeFrag's awfully quiet suddenly.
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, yes, my evil plan has been foiled once again! You seem so good at doing that. But my next plan is unfoilable! I will infect you with.....HUMOUR!!

Quote #961 (+6) [ 2003-08-28, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

Quote #209 (+29) [ 2002-12-24, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** YaleSmoke is now known as Yaleman
<CoRDWoRK> so if yalesmoke is when you having a smoke is yaleman when your having a man?

Quote #472 (+3) [ 2003-04-15, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Cham: Wanking over pr0n isn't shagging, sorry dude. You're still a virgin :P
<Rage> Manaz - a married virgin
<Rage> :)
<FreeFrag> god damnit guys, i'm wearing smokeyou out tonight!
<Manaz> use some lube then...

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #203 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> Iris
<BOB_LOE> i like your breasts
<VooDooo> you like anyones breasts
<BOB_LOE> i think there nice
<BOB_LOE> true
*** Iris (~iris@...) Quit (Iris has no reason)

Quote #958 (+1) [ 2003-08-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rei (dohrift@adsl-202-89-169-133.arach.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Rei> wtf
<Agg> it's called IRC.
<Rei> anyone read me
<Rei> ??
<Agg> no
<Rei> ok

Quote #3954 (+1) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #1562 (-1) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #1612 (+6) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #3069 (-4) [ 2005-11-06, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm not gay, but i think my boyfriend might be

Quote #1547 (+7) [ 2004-01-22, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@SpetzNatz): grrr, some friend called me up and asked me to play indoor soccer for his team tonight
(@SpetzNatz): what i'm scared about is when i pwn so much 'cause i'm part wog, then they'll give me a 2 year contract for 25mil then nike and sony will sponsor me and i'll have to play with them like 2 times a week or some shit :(
(@eiko`guybrush): yeah.
(@eiko`guybrush): happens to me when i play chinese checkers

Quote #1687 (+7) [ 2004-02-24, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps brembo`
<Erve> it was allegedly reported that Erve was moving this weekend
<knowsfords> in other news, brembo` is sleeping around on Erve
<brembo`> finally moving to riverwood are ya
<Erve> allegedly
<Erve> i would have said something witty in retort to that knowsfords, but I was on the telephone
<knowsfords> Erve, oh you know its the truth... you can pretend that brembo` would never do that to you but I have taped evidence.
* knowsfords unravels the stickey tape off of the photo.
<Erve> kinky..

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #2708 (+7) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #24 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking
<Agg> no there isn't!

Quote #2413 (+4) [ 2004-12-07, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> i could see the cops raiding a lan and the guy dressed as a pirate running out with his pc

Quote #1911 (-2) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #3391 (+5) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #100 (+7) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #2837 (+7) [ 2005-06-22, 00:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[@Ashley]: Oh, and I've got a three-tier sequential data recovery system.
[@Ashley]: Meaning I've got two computers and and a removable backup disk. I love the technoloyg names.
[@Warhamster]: or, a fish on a wire
[@Ashley]: Really?
* Warhamster uses his fish backup
[@Ashley]: How does that work?
[@Warhamster]: when the fish starts to smell, new backup

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #2170 (+6) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #175 (+48) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #2587 (+2) [ 2005-02-16, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

* PoissonBot|akaHardy has joined #valhalla
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> can someone give me an xp VL key...
<TheWedgie> GOTOA-PCSTO-REAND-PAYFO-RIT!!
<TheWedgie> heh, that was much funnier while I was typing it.
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> whats the last two letters?
<TheWedgie> 11
<TheWedgie> my shift key was stuck.
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> doesn't work...
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> is it a VLK?
* The_Wookie slaps TheWedgie around with several types of marine creature
<TheWedgie> hang on PoissonBot|akaHardy
<PoissonBot|akaHardy> thanks
* PoissonBot|akaHardy is now known as Hardy
<TheWedgie> AREY0-USER1-0USLY-THI55-TUP1D
<TheWedgie> *sigh*
<Hardy> haha
<TheWedgie> finally clicked? :P
* Hardy forces a broom up TheWedgie's rectum

Quote #101 (+5) [ 2002-11-20, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

Quote #2771 (+4) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #1784 (-2) [ 2004-03-28, 17:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<La-La> someone trashed my house once and stole 6 bottles of soda water
<La-La> TRASHED the joint
<La-La> oh and left like bags of pot
<La-La> so we scored

Quote #2764 (-2) [ 2005-05-18, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(gr3m): if only IRC had webcam support...
(Falkor): need a jpeg to text converter
(Falkor): :D
(rewn_): i know
(rewn_): right click on a name, select view webcam
(rewn_): and see tits
(rewn_): !
(rewn_): irc would be complete them
(Falkor): lol

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #253 (+4) [ 2003-01-16, 05:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* z3[n] found out the reason why he feels like shit <z3[n]> my jocks were to tight

Quote #742 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?

Quote #4223 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Wayne> what is the proper term used to describe people who live in Brisbane?
<@Wayne> Brisbanites?
<knowsfords> brisbanites
<outy> brisvegans ?
<glasnt> Bris-vagians :P
<predder> "people who hail from brisbane"
<glasnt> Brisbanites
<predder> what about sydney then?
<knowsfords> "wankers"

Quote #2634 (+6) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'

Quote #1095 (+12) [ 2003-10-09, 06:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Red> its all about genetics, genes are what determines the size of a mans penis!
<Sparks_> sif my penis was made by god
<Sparks_> hand crafted it has his logo on it
<Sparks_> u wanna c the logo?

Quote #3211 (+6) [ 2006-01-19, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sid> omg timace
<Sid> long time
<timace> omg Sid, it has been
<timace> I finally have a fully functioning dsl connection and network.
--- Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #1492 (0) [ 2004-01-09, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spaar> I banged the smart chick on True Love!
<Firefrog> So? I smooched Bastila
<Spaar> bastard
<Migishu> ...
<Firefrog> and your cousin too
* Firefrog runs back to kotor
<Spaar> so did I
<Spaar> wait....
<Spaar> awww FUCK

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #4263 (+3) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #1963 (+12) [ 2004-05-15, 18:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> argh
<Freaek> just woke up
<Freaek> fell aslseep at the pc
<Freaek> got keyboard indent on my head
<Freaek> :(
<Freaek> fucken sore

Quote #206 (0) [ 2002-12-24, 04:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> hmm odd, I just burnt a Nat King Cole Cd.. (god bless him), on both a 650mb and 700mb and they're both 48:19 secs.
<^catalyst> oh course they are.
<^catalyst> its not like the music magically slows down due to media

Quote #1369 (+1) [ 2003-11-22, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech) man im scared.... i gotta walk into a Apple store (nextbyte) next few days
(Snufkin`) wear protection
(Snufkin`) otherwise you might catch gay
(FreeFrag) Thier prices are an ass rape
(rodgrech) ill have my windblows xp cd with me for protection
(rodgrech) 179.00 for a 65 watt laptop charger
(Largo) haha instead of using a cross on posessed people, throw windows XP at them and watch them burn
(rodgrech) burnt windows xp cds cut up and made into ninja stars
(Snufkin`) haha
(rodgrech) or my ibook of doom with windows xp loaded on it :D
(Largo) i wanted to get an ipod, i gotta walk in there with a radiation suit
(FreeFrag) Lets not forget a full retail copy of MacOSX is $229 :o
(Tensop) Largo: shut your....
(Largo) they'd probaly consider that laptop weapon of mass destruction :p