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Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #1434 (+10) [ 2003-12-11, 18:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I bought the biggest mango's I have ever seen
<knowsfords> if they were tits they'd be d-cups
<Erve> whoa
* Erve conjours up that image without knowsfords in it.
<Erve> them be perfect.
<knowsfords> they're huge.
<knowsfords> $2.95 ea from coles.
<Erve> damn, I wish tits came that cheap.
<Fod> if you know the right Bolivian surgeon, they do

Quote #1451 (+10) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?

Quote #1482 (+10) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol

Quote #1501 (+10) [ 2004-01-11, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<h> oh, computers make mistakes - they keep using humans for data input!

Quote #1567 (+10) [ 2004-01-29, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> fucking hell i am tored
<Ultimata> tirex*
<Ultimata> tire*
<Ultimata> tired*
<Ultimata> FUCK
<Ultimata> oh wait
<Ultimata> there
<Largo> got typo ? :D

Quote #1763 (+10) [ 2004-03-23, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I may want 10,000 kids, and if I can afford to have them why cant I?
<Falkor> hehe thats a good way to stay single
<Falkor> "I want 10,000 kids..."
<Falkor> *door slam*

Quote #1826 (+10) [ 2004-04-13, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political correctness.'
* knowsfords changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political incorrectness.'
* knowsfords farts

Quote #1875 (+10) [ 2004-04-25, 23:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<element> yes crinos and your the virgin mary
<Crinos> my name isn't mary
<Rage> but he is a virgin

Quote #1886 (+10) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #1888 (+10) [ 2004-04-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PolishMani> i didnt think it would be this hard to find a foos ball table in Australia...an el cheapo one
<@Agg> I pity the foos.

Quote #1936 (+10) [ 2004-05-08, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@sabs> <incoming frown>
<@Firemoth> oi!
<@Firemoth> :(
<@sabs> Ohh, there it is :)

Quote #1982 (+10) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #2021 (+10) [ 2004-05-31, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> WTF IS MY PASS :
<Baker> "password"
<Falkor> no
<Falkor> :P
<Baker> "greaterthaneightcharacters"
<knowsfords> "Iloverage" ?
<Baker> (that used to be my email password years ago)
<Baker> "Your password must be greater than eight characters"
<Baker> Hence the password
<Baker> "greaterthaneightcharacters"

Quote #2097 (+10) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #2391 (+10) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #2493 (+10) [ 2005-01-14, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> carrot, lettuce, tomator
<Crudmuffin> you say tomator, i say tomato

Quote #2500 (+10) [ 2005-01-15, 22:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

MadHatter: she really is yuk.
MadHatter: well, i surpose she is ok in the looks, but the way she acts, talks and dresses...... belongs in the street doing tricks for spare change
Jessica: lol
Jessica: Tricks like what?
Jessica: Disappearing clothes tricks and stuff?
Fragwizard i like those tricks

Quote #2605 (+10) [ 2005-02-22, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pov> ..
<pov> "LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE!!! LAST NIGHT A DJ SAVED MY LIFE!!! FROM A BROAKEN HEART!..
<pov> ..last night the dj blew my mind... last night the dj came on time.."
* pov sets mode: +boogie
<pov> :D

Quote #2608 (+10) [ 2005-02-25, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Computers? In my day there were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road

Quote #2667 (+10) [ 2005-04-04, 17:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<doughnut> someone should whisper to the pope that it's now past april 1st and this is getting silly

Quote #2669 (+10) [ 2005-04-05, 19:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jedi_Vader20> bit of amusement from class today: Our teacher was discussing our group assignments. "Now for your groups, three is a good number, two is too few, four is too much." (someone mutters from across the room) "three shall be the number of counting, and the number of counting shall be three." (giggling) "five is right out!" (class cracks up)

Quote #2676 (+10) [ 2005-04-11, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cija__> Omgooglies!
<Cija__> I just saw an ad for a 98% fat free cat food.

Quote #2743 (+10) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #2784 (+10) [ 2005-05-24, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> two of the doctors at my local practise are awesome, the third tried to sell us a computer partway through the consultation

Quote #3138 (+10) [ 2005-12-13, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shard2: woah that was close.
Shard2: i was outside hanging my clothes up and i heard a thud. thought a leb had thrown a bomb over my fence but it was just a plum falling off the tree. i almost got stabbed.

Quote #3146 (+10) [ 2005-12-17, 17:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kim> how much oil should go into a corolla you guys think
<FreeFrag> fillerup
<Kim> well i have put in about 4 litres into it =
<Kim> or 3
<Kim> i cant remember
<auenf> uhh, have you checked the dipstick?
<Kim> the what?
<Kim> dipstick?
<Kim> whats that?

Quote #3261 (+10) [ 2006-02-19, 01:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

Mug: anyone wanna buy a ceramic white PSP?
Hadamona: no thx
JesterX: does it come with full flush and half flush
Hadamona: lol
JesterX: oh psp, i stopped reading after ceramic white
Agg: Play Station Portaloo

Quote #3277 (+10) [ 2006-03-05, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<Kingy> I would rather pay someone to come and iron for me once a week than to iron
<Asteroid> but they'ed be all hard and stuff
<Asteroid> i like the flexibility
<Hunter> mind you i draw the line at touching my suit, the pants and the jacket go to the dry cleaner
<othy> <Hunter> lol ironed boxers are great. nothing beats whacking on a pair of freshly ironed boxers
<othy> <Hunter> takes u all of two seconds
<othy> that is the wrongest thing i've ever read
<Hunter> why
<Stygian> lmao
<Hunter> oh
<SirPNut> rofl othy
<Stygian> whacking on a pair of boxers
<Stygian> thats going on ugbox
<Hunter> beats a tubesock i gues
<Hunter> :o

Quote #3286 (+10) [ 2006-03-20, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<HarlyQuinn> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/kombatbunni/My%20Photos/nurse1.jpg
<Tzortst> HarlyQuinn is that you?
<Fred_Nurk> you'd hope not
<Fred_Nurk> that'd be a chew your arm off I reckon
<HarlyQuinn> gee thanks
<Hunter> real harsh
<HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself
<Sniper4900> <HarlyQuinn> yes that is me..so go fuck yourself<<would be better off
<Sniper4900> :)

Quote #3314 (+10) [ 2006-04-04, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> biatch - but there are plenty of things girls can't do.
<biatch> For sure.
<biatch> Like squish my spiders, Kingy
<Jessica> I don't squish spiders
<Jessica> I grab a chinese food container and take them outside :)
<biatch> I have serious deep-seated issues with spiders, Jessica
<Jessica> I like 'em.
<Jessica> Except redbacks they can just die
<biatch> I'd like to be able to take them outside, but the instant I see one I involuntarily go into serious panic mode
<biatch> I'd LIKE to be able to stay calm and think rationally
<biatch> But serious panic!
<Agg> biatch - the trick is to not think about them on you. don't focus on the feeling of the hairs on their thick legs brushing against your skin, the tiny gripping parts on the ends of their legs latching onto your flesh, their many reflective eyes watching your every move above broad, twitching, glistening fangs.
<Agg> then you'll be fine.
<TheWedgie> lmao Agg, you bastard
<saboteur> hahaha agg
<biatch> Thanks for that, Agg. :) I'll sleep well tonight!

Quote #3453 (+10) [ 2006-07-18, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> I just realised im at a church, and my wallpaper is "Jesus did it for the chicks"

Quote #3494 (+10) [ 2006-08-06, 13:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> beta was a bad boy. he was evil. he shall not be missed and the intentions of the asteroid shall be viewed as peaceful
<Teddybear> beta got banned?
<Teddybear> wow, there must be a god up there
<Shaun> Beta got banned? What caused that?
<Asteroid> Beta being himself?
<One``> beta was banned?
<Teddybear> and people wonder how rumours start
<Teddybear> :p
* beta (aimmig@203-217-35-171.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Teddybear> BWAHAHA...

Quote #3539 (+10) [ 2006-09-06, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hannah> ok so im not naked
<Sciby> Well, women with a net connection and a primarily male audience. :)
<brodsta> aww
<Hannah> but im defintly horny
* brodsta puts clothes back on
<Sciby> And she has big boobs.
<Hannah> shutup scott
<Recharge> yes, I shouldnt' expect much more should I? ;)
<TheWedgie> LMAO
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<Recharge> any boobs are big ;P
<Sciby> And I just got hit.
<BBQ_69> lol, still not enough reason to go to rockhampton :P

Quote #3626 (+10) [ 2006-11-10, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* afta|z was kicked by afta|z (afta|z)
* afta|z has joined #overclockers
<afta|z> oops

Quote #3641 (+10) [ 2006-11-28, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> ffs, hurry up with the internet iiNet
<Falkor> you can't fit through the tubes benz
<Freaek> what about a truck Falkor?
<Falkor> possibly

Quote #4139 (+10) [ 2007-06-03, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> damn ubuntu resetting my DNA
<Shaun> wayne: Ubuntu does gene therapy now?
<wayne> heh, DNS

Quote #4191 (+10) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

Quote #4199 (+10) [ 2007-08-15, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goose1981> if i could vote for a Pro-lolcat party in the upcoming federal election.. i would.
<Goose1981> i would also donate to their election fund.. and subscribe to their newsletter.
<Hrdwr_BoB> what a coincidence
<Hrdwr_BoB> I am your local lolcat representative
<Hrdwr_BoB> I will send you my banking details asap.
<Goose1981> i can has DD details?

Quote #4255 (+10) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #4344 (+10) [ 2008-07-10, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> everything I do is a work expense
<Agg> power, phone, hardware, vehicle, training, camera stuff, everything
<Agg> i registered beerdrinker.com.au in an attempt to be able to claim beer on tax but my accountant took a somewhat dim view of that, boo.

Quote #199 (+11) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #65 (+11) [ 2002-11-08, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SpeedyD> i have a good girlfriend and a good firewall, cept my firewall never goes down on me

Quote #80 (+11) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #96 (+11) [ 2002-11-19, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

Quote #102 (+11) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #148 (+11) [ 2002-12-09, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Mitchee> Agg: Theres sooo many from #overclockers on there it isnt funny! <-- err, probably because it's an #overclockers quote archive