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Quote #2656 (0) [ 2005-03-30, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Morning guys / girls.
<yaleman> and what about the rest of us, hey?
<yaleman> *grumbles about lack of equal opportunity*
<Firemoth> You were the /
<Firemoth> :P

Quote #2664 (0) [ 2005-04-03, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz0r> oh theres a poof at my window
<klif-e> not a reflection Junkz0r?
<Lombers> rofl

Quote #2684 (0) [ 2005-04-15, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* One`` huggles agg
* Agg punches One`` in the throat
<betanumeri> hes the new thetro
<betanumeri> *thetron
<Agg> you typoed the word "thetron" .. the irony.. it's too much
<betanumeri> yep thats correct

Quote #2710 (0) [ 2005-04-25, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Come over with your camera, yaleman!!!
<yaleman> bleh, that would involve having to put pants on
<Narcolepsy> Only because mum would stare.
* LemMinG sighs contentedly

Quote #2725 (0) [ 2005-04-29, 12:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> fuck my hands are shaking from all the chemicals
<outonanis|> this is fucked
<Agg> dude, people pay good money for that experience
<afta> rofl
<outonanis|> haha, and i got the two cans of paint for free when i bought my car, score!

Quote #2734 (0) [ 2005-05-02, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David]: it's much much much more nicer
[ David]: i'm running mandriva 2006 cooker
[ David]: which is bleeding edge
[ David]: stable as a rock
[ Ashley]: Kewl.
::: David has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
[ Ashley]: Yup. Stable as it comes.

Quote #2759 (0) [ 2005-05-16, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: What's it called again?
[ David]: Calvin Klein - Eternity
[ David]: chicks totally dig it
[ David]: i should test it out
* David walks to his sister

Quote #2764 (0) [ 2005-05-18, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

(gr3m): if only IRC had webcam support...
(Falkor): need a jpeg to text converter
(Falkor): :D
(rewn_): i know
(rewn_): right click on a name, select view webcam
(rewn_): and see tits
(rewn_): !
(rewn_): irc would be complete them
(Falkor): lol

Quote #2768 (0) [ 2005-05-19, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@n00dle> you should be a mac reseller
<@Brains> Ha. I'm too ugly.
<@n00dle> But macs are underground
<@n00dle> you could wear a big cloak so nobody sees you
<@n00dle> just a talking shadow
<@n00dle> Introduce yourself as Malcom OS-X.

Quote #2783 (0) [ 2005-05-24, 13:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman_> mornin' all
<SG123[Uni]> it's nearly 1pm, hardly morning
<yaleman_> it's morning if I only just had breakfast.
<SG123[Uni]> damnit, space time doesnt bend itself around to suit you!

Quote #2786 (0) [ 2005-05-26, 03:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Mred32 is now known as Mred|sick
<Mred|sick> ohh my poor belly
<Mred|sick> ...and my poor toilet
<Mred|sick> I really feel like I want to fart, but I'm scared to
<Mred|sick> I'm gonna go to bed instead.
<Mred|sick> night
<outon|sick> Mred|sick its time like that i just go to bed, whatever happens, happens, if anyone asks you were asleep
<Mred|sick> I share a bed. Its not so simple
<outon|sick> yeah im gonna crawl into bed, i feel like shit
<Mred|sick> night
<outon|sick> Mred|sick, stick with your story, "i was asleep, i didnt know i sharted everwhere"
<One``> She will wake up with 80s themed clothes.

Quote #2856 (0) [ 2005-06-29, 18:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomo[W]> yeah Lombers
<Norgs-> look guys, I got him to speak,.
<pace282> i thought Thomo[W] was a bot
<Thomo[W]> and I thought you were funny ;)

Quote #2934 (0) [ 2005-08-13, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> why do guys have nipple?
<Jazarus> we dont lactate to feed young
<goodbye> maybe it's like one of those hidden iPod features
<goodbye> it'll work with a hardware update in the future

Quote #2982 (0) [ 2005-09-12, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

Quote #2993 (0) [ 2005-09-20, 09:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa|a> jesus, just found a decent-looking house, but after taking a look at the photos of the backyard...
<Draffa|a> the front it all spiffed up, the backyard is a bloody brotherl.
<Draffa|a> *is
<Draffa|a> and *brothel
<SirPNut> win win win... then you already have the hookers, and all you need is the blackjack

Quote #3119 (0) [ 2005-12-04, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]


<@Sticks> I suspect Bern, that the only flogging off that is going in is your own manic masterbation.....

Quote #3125 (0) [ 2005-12-09, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zenx> i've been on the phone since 8pm
<zenx> my goodness..
<zenx> 6hrs and 45min
<Lo_Pan> why
<SirPNut> Lo_Pan: zenx has a LDR with his boyfriend
<Lo_Pan> lel
<zenx> LDR?
<SirPNut> and even though zenx lacks stamina, his boyfriend doesnt
<Cyclops> ew
<zenx> FYI it's a chick
<Lo_Pan> called bruce

Quote #3179 (0) [ 2006-01-09, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the best thing about the boat in that pic is that it's a concrete hull
<FatMan> bring on games of chicken wiht us, stupid teens in tinnies >=]
<outy> concrete?
<FatMan> yes, concrete
<outy> gnarly
<Kim> how does it float?
<FatMan> Kim: by not sinking?
<Kim> i would have said by being boyant

Quote #3243 (0) [ 2006-02-05, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i just found a perfect copy of hotel california by the eagles
<Hunter> this record is near-virginal
<Quadbox> I guess it's in good company then

Quote #3249 (0) [ 2006-02-11, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> wangbat? Sounds like that sort of device could do some serious damage to a man's....manhood.
<Dopefish> are there such things as 1.66ghz centrinos
<Narcolepsy> What about neutrinos?
<Erve> my cpu is a neural net processor
<Erve> a lurning computer
<Narcolepsy> lurning, hey?
<Narcolepsy> Perhaps it should lurn how to speel.

Quote #3305 (0) [ 2006-03-31, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matex> test
<Matex> I think my networks dropped out
<fen> what?
<Matex> YOU ALL SUCK COCKS HAHAHA
<Matex> oh fuck
<Matex> :<
<fen> i can't hear you
<Matex> it didnt
--- Sniper4900 sets ban on *!*@203.220.x.x
<-- Sniper4900 has kicked Matex from #overclockers (Matex)

Quote #3315 (0) [ 2006-04-06, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

DJStudd: ffs
DJStudd: Just got gastro from my wife 45 minutes ago
DJStudd: puked the second I got out of the car :(
Stygian: DJ-Studd: sux2bu :P
DJStudd: that it does :'(
Stygian: got a laptop?
Stygian: cos you'll be IRCing from the toilet sooner or later :P
Bern: Try cooking her for a bit longer next time DJStudd
Stygian: unless you go for some REALLY out there stuff
MonoAWAY: I read news.com.au on the toilet this morning
DJStudd: ha ha Stygian :(
MonoAWAY: who said men can't multitask? :)

Quote #3355 (0) [ 2006-05-06, 10:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> what's the usual dead component that causes the pc to not power up at all - gotta be mobo hasn't it?
<Narcolepsy> Checked for shorts?
<MonoAWAY> anything past the mobo would allow boot but not post?
<MonoAWAY> yes i'm wearing shorts now

Quote #3396 (0) [ 2006-06-06, 20:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monoxide> if i had a small penis id use one too
<monoxide> :D
<porky> indeed
<Remote> yeah well... having a small penis is something I ahve to live with every moment of my life
<Remote> you and your threesomes.
<monoxide> i think im getting your email
<monoxide> :(

Quote #3491 (0) [ 2006-08-04, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* pipsqeek watched 40 year old virgin last week. what a freakin hilariously wrong movie. I loved it.
<Mornx> I know a 40 year old virgin on another channel
<Mornx> he said it was accurate

Quote #3662 (0) [ 2006-12-04, 16:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* BradR|Lap finishes the job of by slapping Skitzo with an oversized novelty benZor
< rodgrech> benzor is oversized as it is... an oversized novelty benzor would require specalist lifting equipment

Quote #4155 (0) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #4083 (0) [ 2007-04-19, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> hey can someone do me a quick favor, and send a quick email to me at sirpnut@sifnt.org ... dunno if email is working properly
<Jayci> someone join him up for penis enlargement emails :P
<ButFli> I have a large penis and they still send them to me
<Jayci> awww :( well i'm female and i still get those stupid emails
<Jayci> stupid spams
<Agg> well, females might want large penises too.
<Agg> just not, you know, attached to them all the time.

Quote #3880 (0) [ 2006-12-21, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> my computer was frozen by a dick in a box

Quote #4115 (0) [ 2007-05-09, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> what's the vista equivalent of su?
<Freaek> su...cker

Quote #4122 (0) [ 2007-05-19, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Porn isn't illegal, indeed. You're allowed to have a couple of porn mags at RAAF recruits (rules apply, but anyway), yet they won't let the navy keep anything remotely pornographic at Cerberus.
<Narcolepsy> No wonder the navy's a little...funny.
<brodsta> lol
<Torched> a little strange
<enigma> lits-hp: starcraft3 rts ftw!
<deepspring> rofl
<Torched> a little...queer
<Draffa> In the Navy...

Quote #4156 (0) [ 2007-06-09, 00:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> when you are stuck in sydney's peak hour traffic everyday sitting next to a doof doof or a ricer with one of these canons
<Hunter> Dopefish: coke is only good with cheap whisky/ey
<Hunter> deepspring: try living where i live mate
<deepspring> the low drone and noise really gets to you
<Hunter> every 2nd fucker has a howitzer on the arse end of their car

Quote #3954 (0) [ 2006-12-28, 07:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

SPY: how come i cant recive files from mirc
enigma: Because you have been found unworthy

Quote #4033 (0) [ 2007-02-03, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tao> i appear to be getting stpudier as a i get older.

Quote #4090 (0) [ 2007-04-25, 00:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lith---> wtf is wrong with me :(
<Lith---> im waking up earlier and earlier, its fucking 5 am
<pace> set your cock forward 3 hours and it will all work out
<Lith---> i assume you mean clock
<pace> lulz
<pace> ep
<pace> yep

Quote #4243 (0) [ 2007-11-15, 19:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> mmmm... bacon, banana and cheese toasted sandwiches
<LemMinG> sooo gooood
<iro> :S sounds nasty
<brodsta> The king is in the house
<LemMinG> thank you, thank you very much

Quote #4257 (0) [ 2007-12-19, 15:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

Quote #4004 (0) [ 2007-01-09, 20:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shadey> haha
<Shadey> HAHA
<@Agg> woah, upgraded your haha.

Quote #3996 (0) [ 2007-01-02, 00:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my boss was telling me about the time him and his best mate when they were in their 20s bought a whole load of fireworks
<brodsta> ah homemade
<Rage> FILLED the car up
<Rage> to the max
<Rage> and was driving along the main road of sheppo
<Rage> and his mate dropped his cigarette
<Rage> they bailed, and the car was destroyed
<Rage> lol
<brodsta> It would have looked spectacular though

Quote #4296 (0) [ 2008-04-07, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Folken> as per the news, anybody ever shagged a relative, even by my low standards thats waaaay dodgy
<@Agg> Folken - i've shagged a member of my immediate family several times.
<InTheFade> o.O
<@Agg> ..my wife
<rodgrech> lol
<@aftahours> hurrrr
* rodgrech high fives Agg

Quote #4300 (0) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #4345 (0) [ 2008-07-16, 17:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> and if i had my little way id eat semen every day

Quote #4369 (0) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #202 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Malbert> fuckup Yaleman - i own your ass
<Yaleman> no, you rent it
<Yaleman> well that shut him up
<Malbert> pfft
<Malbert> i was being nagged
<Malbert> didnt shut me up at all
<Yaleman> what? my mum asking for payment again?
<Malbert> nah, i just swipe a credit card between her tits and she thinks she's paid

Quote #203 (-1) [ 2002-12-24, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> Iris
<BOB_LOE> i like your breasts
<VooDooo> you like anyones breasts
<BOB_LOE> i think there nice
<BOB_LOE> true
*** Iris (~iris@...) Quit (Iris has no reason)

Quote #7 (-1) [ 2002-10-21, 06:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Darkness would offer you a seat next to me, but the hoards of hungry horny women will be here soon.
<Frag|Shwr> Darkness, sorry, my Mum is busy tonight. Oh, and sniper1G's mum just rang, she's busy too. Sorry...
*** Frag|Shwr is now known as FreeFrag
<eDust> looks like i walked in at a bad time
<FreeFrag> eDust, is this your first time in here?
<Darkness> FreeFrag: Dang, that only leaves your entire family. I how will i cope. :)

Quote #12 (-1) [ 2002-10-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nervlord> i like girls with necklaces.. gives me something to hang on to

Quote #16 (-1) [ 2002-10-24, 07:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nemesis licks Skitzo's balls
<Cav> what the fuck is it with you and licking peoples balls?
<Nemesis> eep
<Nemesis> wrong chan
<Goofy[HSK]> lol
<NBk> heh

Quote #25 (-1) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> my ass is on fire with sexiness

Quote #38 (-1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker|DDR> Anyways, back to playing half naked ddr