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Quote #1767 (0) [ 2004-03-24, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> did u guys know phone companies keep a log of all SMS's sent
<TheWedgie> eDust: yes, yes i did.
<eDust> :|
<TheWedgie> but you'd be surprised at how hard it is to get access to them, and how heavily the system is logged
<TheWedgie> with telstra anyhoo. ;)
<Fod> can't get at them with telstra because the server is down?

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #2580 (-1) [ 2005-02-12, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii> i got a grassy turd to smoke

Quote #3057 (+4) [ 2005-10-30, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@chrisltft> my undies are back!!!!!!!!!!!
<@chrisltft> they were in a bag outside
<@chrisltft> near the noticeboard
<@chrisltft> with a note pinned to them
<@chrisltft> "accidentally taken from laundry, sorry"
<@chrisltft> yes!!!!!!!!

Quote #3568 (+3) [ 2006-09-26, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* QoS (~jircii@***.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #apple
<FreeFrag> Great, IRC will be faster and more reliable now that QoS is here!

Quote #204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #4275 (+5) [ 2008-02-21, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> i wonder what "bugger" translates to in swedish
<brodsta> Possibly into it's literal form :P
<glasnt> Booga?
* brodsta (brodsta@C-59-100-33-75.for.connect.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<glasnt> Ah... brodsta timed out. Do we blame it on the boogie?

Quote #3619 (+10) [ 2006-10-30, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Danspec> so how does the MS recorvery console work?
<benz> badly
<Danspec> an answer from someone that isnt a twat?
<BBQ_69> that actually sums it up pretty well
<Danspec> yes well
<Danspec> thats hardly helpful
<BBQ_69> just like the recovery console

Quote #2471 (+33) [ 2005-01-06, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Alyra> rice sends horses nuts at times, yay
<outonan|pc> so rice is bad for horses?
<Alyra> rice isnt bad for them
<Alyra> it can just make them really hyper.
<Alyra> Like if you have red cordial :P
<Agg> wait a second.. you're saying rice DOES add horse power?

Quote #393 (+11) [ 2003-03-11, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FrankThePug> any hackers in here
<FrankThePug> ...
<Ycros> In what sense?
<Ycros> And/Or context.
<FrankThePug> remote access
<FrankThePug> i need to use it
<Ycros> Use remote access? To where?
<FrankThePug> a friends computer
<Ycros> For what purpose?
<FrankThePug> information
<FrankThePug> can u help
<HeadshotSniper> try asio
<FrankThePug> um
<FrankThePug> no
<FrankThePug> isnt that like the secret service
<HeadshotSniper> Au spy
<HeadshotSniper> network
<FrankThePug> where can i get that from
<Ycros> Would that be information that your friend would not want you to have?
<FrankThePug> maybe
<FrankThePug> can u help
<Ycros> So why should I help you breach somebody's privacy? Would you like me looking through your personal files? I think not.
<FrankThePug> due
<FrankThePug> dude
<FrankThePug> he has something of mine on his comp
<Bigchris> if hes your friend, ask for it back.
<Bigchris> FFS.
<FrankThePug> hes sort of not my friend anymore
<Bigchris> oh
<Bigchris> what is it exactally, porn of your mum or something?
<FrankThePug> no
<HeadshotSniper> lol
<FrankThePug> a copy of empire earth
<Ycros> .
<Bigchris> lol.
<videl-emi> roflmao
<HeadshotSniper> Rofl
<videl-emi> someone put this in log or something
<videl-emi> funniest quotes ever
<Bigchris> lol
<Bigchris> i think im gonna cry
<HeadshotSniper> you trying to hack empire earth back? and your on dialup if you wanted to d/l it

Quote #1379 (+12) [ 2003-11-26, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> BWAAhhh My wife just came in with a cigarette and ashed into my last beer, thinking it was an empty can :(
<Mred32> I'd just opened it as well.
<FenrisOlf> hehehe.... ahhh, I feel for you man.
<FenrisOlf> marriage can be hard sometimes =(
<Mred32> :(
<Mred32> It tastes strange

Quote #1198 (+3) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe

Quote #4153 (+1) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #1328 (-4) [ 2003-11-14, 21:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* tensop- dcc's Narcolepsy some .0008mohm 150 amp Fairchild RS85V-L to247 mosfets
* Narcolepsy gets wood...
<Narcolepsy> Wait, is that MOSFET a farce you created to arouse me???
<tensop-> yes
<tensop-> :D
<Narcolepsy> Do it again ;)

Quote #2952 (-3) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #1066 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #1271 (+23) [ 2003-11-03, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anarki is now known as Ana|work
<PhuckNut> Analwork?
* Ana|work is now known as Atworkstfu

Quote #1293 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yawgmoth> we decided that you're a polesmoker
<EZEKIEL> is it possible to smoke a pole?

Quote #2667 (+11) [ 2005-04-04, 17:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<doughnut> someone should whisper to the pope that it's now past april 1st and this is getting silly

Quote #2759 (0) [ 2005-05-16, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: What's it called again?
[ David]: Calvin Klein - Eternity
[ David]: chicks totally dig it
[ David]: i should test it out
* David walks to his sister

Quote #2470 (+3) [ 2005-01-06, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

Quote #1949 (+4) [ 2004-05-11, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> is there any way to find out who has registered a particular domain name?
<Mred32> whois whois
<Mred32> whoisnt whoisnt
<Mred32> Why Why is is there there 2 2 of of each each word? word?
<Mred32> wtf wtf
<Lombers> hehe
<Lombers> Mred32: turn off echo :)
<Agg> ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr ffuullll dduupplleexx
<Mred32> this this is is shitting shitting me me.
<Mred32> its its only only this this window window
* Mred32 has left #ocau
<Agg> lol @ mred
* Mred32 has joined #ocau
* Z sets mode: +o Mred32
<Agg> i thought he was just being silly
<Mred32> hmm
<Lombers> lol
<Mred32> ha, fixed

Quote #221 (-1) [ 2003-01-01, 04:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

Quote #3360 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 21:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zuus whips out this picture
<zuus> http://zuus.totaloverdose.net/pics/grammar.jpg
<cubes> lol
<cubes> hope that wasnt pointed at me :p
<zuus> :D
<Narcolepsy> You suck at both spelling and grammar though.
<cubes> haha, fine ill use goole

Quote #2614 (-1) [ 2005-02-27, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensopaway): DAMNIT just spent 2 hours downloading a divx, some bastard has dubbed it in spanish without me noticing

Quote #2631 (0) [ 2005-03-19, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<retz> Http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy2.jpg <-- Which text placement do you prefer? (ignore the crappy tshirt outline, just look at the damn text placement :P)
<Fred_Nurk> well, the outline sucks
<FreeFrag> That's a pretty crappy outline
<EvilElmo> worst outline ever
<retz> I hate you all.

Quote #1402 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) was it koreans that ate cats and dogs long time ago
(Largo) ?
(Cija) They still do.
(Largo) so thats why they like hello kitty so much

Quote #128 (+4) [ 2002-11-27, 05:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> umm
<Skitzo> its kinda sick
<Skitzo> some chick shoving her fist up her ass
<Agg> dude, that's not her ass.. you need to get out more
<Agg> er rather, get in more

Quote #521 (+8) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #1973 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #3061 (+4) [ 2005-11-01, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> what happens when you hit lvl60?
<Jessica> You turn into a fairy.
<Lombers> lol
<Jessica> And then you realise: you've been a fairy this whole time for playing such a POS game.
<Lombers> but seriously, is that the end of all the fun?
<Jessica> I mean, hello2u pixels.
<Jessica> Nah, you get to go around pwning n00bs.
<Jessica> Its like "IM LVL60 HAX lol i pwn u"
<Jessica> meanwhile the guy is this obese, completely unintelligent thanks to years of msn talk fool with doritos stained fingers and pizza smeared all over his face

Quote #1422 (+15) [ 2003-12-07, 13:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> how ya bike going FF ?
<FreeFrag> Good...my ass gets sore though :p
<brembo`> use the seat

Quote #1464 (0) [ 2003-12-29, 17:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sim0n> oh dear god, if i ever lost my cable connection, i think id rather hang upself with the 56k modem cable than hook it up to the socket

Quote #2690 (-3) [ 2005-04-17, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): i only played css a few times when it first came out
(Tensop`): wasnt much chop... not really a game that involves any skill
(Tensop`): just point, shoot, press y and say 'OMFG HACKS YOU F#%KEN CHEAT'

Quote #3178 (+7) [ 2006-01-08, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

deepspring: fucking cat... it's sleepin on the bbq again, it's just tempting me..

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #2289 (+10) [ 2004-09-16, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i used to think there was a microwave-proof type of aluminium, but then at work i found out that it's not actually microwave-proof, it just takes time before the microwave starts burning holes in the aluminium.

Quote #2157 (+1) [ 2004-07-19, 09:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> bah fuck, i just speant 30mins messing with my sound drivers and i just realised my speekers wernt on
<thetron> owned

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #1182 (+3) [ 2003-10-20, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): im going to start a channel called #anti-agg plase join!!!
(Agg): GREAT IDEA I HATE TGAT GUY!!!11
(tensop): YEAH ME TOO ROFLZ!@
(Agg): l0lz!!

Quote #2755 (-1) [ 2005-05-15, 19:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I imagine it'd be hard to pilot a motorbike with an erection sticking into your back
<outonanisl> you should try flying a plane FreeFrag
<Quadbox> flying planes is easy
<outonanisl> that went completely over your head didnt it Quadbox?
<Quadbox> oh, with erection in back?
<outonanisl> yes
<Quadbox> yes, that could be tricky

Quote #2644 (-1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #2586 (-2) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #911 (+7) [ 2003-08-15, 14:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Yale: I'm bored, throw me a boner here.
<Excession> Um...
<yale_work> ...
<Excession> Nevermind.

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #4055 (+3) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #1476 (+6) [ 2004-01-05, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ShadowB|ade) -17:49:35- (Aussie) our private channel was violated :) << but in a good way..
(Aussie) lol
(ShadowB|ade) pfft violated.. you make it sound like a 13yo girl :p

Quote #23 (+3) [ 2002-10-25, 07:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> You wanna dog me behind my back
<MissKitty> do it to my face pls
<Kittie> excuse me?
<Kittie> ?
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Sciby> kittie: Feel free to distribute naked pictures like MissSatine did though. *ahem*
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Kittie> miss slutine?
<Kittie> yeah? and?
<MissKitty> Kindly do it to my face or not at all
<MissKitty> ok little girl
<Kittie> not my fault ur a slut
<MissKitty> What is your definition of a slut?
<Kittie> you
<MissKitty> No wonder I am a slut in your eyes then
<Kittie> slut Pronunciation Key (slt)
<Kittie> n.
<Kittie> A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
<Kittie> A woman prostitute.
<Kittie> A slovenly woman; a slattern.
<MissKitty> I am aware of the dictionary term for slut
<MissKitty> I do not howevere fit into that