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Quote #2518 (+9) [ 2005-01-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashley
* Krypt0n is now known as David
* Ashley is now known as Krypt0n
* David is now known as Ashleee
* Krypt0n is now known as David
Iroquois *brain explodes*

Quote #2618 (+9) [ 2005-03-09, 13:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Lurks: Hows your engrlish?
<Lurks> thetron: as good as yours
<yaleman> thetron doesn't speak engrish, he speaks tronlish, which is even more garbled
<ace234> who needs 128bit encryption when you have tronlish
<Lurks> ace234: 128bit is based on tronlish
<yaleman> haha

Quote #2629 (+9) [ 2005-03-17, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> i was watching the CCTV screens, keeping an eye on this guy who was loitering around, not doing anything
<Fod|Work> watched him for quite a while and he didn't move a muscle
<Fod|Work> then i realised it was me :S

Quote #2676 (+9) [ 2005-04-11, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cija__> Omgooglies!
<Cija__> I just saw an ad for a 98% fat free cat food.

Quote #2687 (+9) [ 2005-04-15, 23:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:08] <YubYub> hello?
[23:10] <YubYub> hey
[23:11] <YubYub> oh crap that was just me from earlier

Quote #2735 (+9) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #2766 (+9) [ 2005-05-19, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> it's going to be cold tonight
<eDust> oh wait, it's night already
<eDust> it's cold tonight

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #2916 (+9) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #2931 (+9) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #2975 (+9) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #3182 (+9) [ 2006-01-09, 15:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jaymz> They need to make a Windows Unprofessional Edition that sends pornography and racist/sexist/offensive jokes to random contacts from your address book.

Quote #3309 (+9) [ 2006-04-01, 11:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Now to find something to do today
<Agg> watch ch10 like everyone else, biatch :)
<biatch> What's on ch10?
<Agg> f1gp
<Agg> ALL WEEKEND
<outy> hehehe
<biatch> Yukky
<Agg> pretend they're horses
<Agg> look, the red horse passed the white horse! oh no, the green horse crashed into the wall and broke its front legs off!
<Agg> maybe not.
<outy> LOL

Quote #3314 (+9) [ 2006-04-04, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> biatch - but there are plenty of things girls can't do.
<biatch> For sure.
<biatch> Like squish my spiders, Kingy
<Jessica> I don't squish spiders
<Jessica> I grab a chinese food container and take them outside :)
<biatch> I have serious deep-seated issues with spiders, Jessica
<Jessica> I like 'em.
<Jessica> Except redbacks they can just die
<biatch> I'd like to be able to take them outside, but the instant I see one I involuntarily go into serious panic mode
<biatch> I'd LIKE to be able to stay calm and think rationally
<biatch> But serious panic!
<Agg> biatch - the trick is to not think about them on you. don't focus on the feeling of the hairs on their thick legs brushing against your skin, the tiny gripping parts on the ends of their legs latching onto your flesh, their many reflective eyes watching your every move above broad, twitching, glistening fangs.
<Agg> then you'll be fine.
<TheWedgie> lmao Agg, you bastard
<saboteur> hahaha agg
<biatch> Thanks for that, Agg. :) I'll sleep well tonight!

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #3384 (+9) [ 2006-05-29, 07:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grosby: heehee
Grosby: 4 more days.
Grosby: I can't wait until thursday afternoon!
Grosby: :D
knowsfords: whats thursday?
Lurks: day after wednesday, before friday
Grosby: last day of work!
Grosby: :D
Grosby: *dances*
Grosby: then I have 8 months to piss you all off, daily! :D
Grosby: all day
Grosby: everyday
Grosby: :P
Hibba has disconnected: Ping timeout
Lurks: there goes one
Grosby: it's not even thursday yet

Quote #4144 (+9) [ 2007-06-05, 16:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<lolcat> Haikus are easy
<lolcat> But sometimes they don't make sense
<lolcat> Refrigerator

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #4131 (+9) [ 2007-05-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

Quote #4185 (+9) [ 2007-07-16, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Getho> I just realised I went 2 years in my job, without being about to pronouce my mangers name.
<Getho> able*
<Getho> managers*
<Getho> and being able to spell aparrently.
<enigma> apparently*
<enigma> (I probably got that wrong too nw)
<enigma> ... bah
* enigma gives up
* Getho joins enigma

Quote #4159 (+9) [ 2007-06-11, 19:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Splosh123> Radar: Your 21, fully grown man. Fuck your parents.
<Radar> My best mate has been there, but I'm hardly going in unprepared

Quote #4011 (+9) [ 2007-01-17, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Scyth0r> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/16/environment.animals.reut/index.html
<Scyth0r> i saw this and my immediate thought was "that monkey is clinging to a penis"

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #4217 (+9) [ 2007-10-05, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<angelessme> mmm i could use some oportos
<Broady> WHY DO PEOPLE SAY oporto*s*
<Broady> it's just oporto
<BFM> You say tomato, I say, gfys

Quote #4344 (+9) [ 2008-07-10, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> everything I do is a work expense
<Agg> power, phone, hardware, vehicle, training, camera stuff, everything
<Agg> i registered beerdrinker.com.au in an attempt to be able to claim beer on tax but my accountant took a somewhat dim view of that, boo.

Quote #49 (+10) [ 2002-11-04, 05:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<`Rage> in the gay olympics, do they play rugby? 'cause i DONT want to see that
<Agg[busy]> rugmunchby
<DJ-Studd> The gay olympics are gay
<DJ-Studd> well, um, yeh...
<LINUX> there's gay olympics now?
<`Rage> yeah
<Fred_Nurk> hehehe, gay rugby
<Fred_Nurk> scrum would take on a whole new meaning

Quote #72 (+10) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #116 (+10) [ 2002-11-22, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> a fan is for cooling
<Freaek> a fan is for stalking
<Freaek> DIAL M FOR MUUUUURRRRDER!

Quote #126 (+10) [ 2002-11-26, 07:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> mmm, nature tests on r9700 pro
<Lombers> Agg: almost 200fps??
<Agg> dunno yet
<Agg> gah! some kind of bug flying around my face. nature test is too realistic. :(

Quote #146 (+10) [ 2002-12-09, 01:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Indef> laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> opps
* Indef laughs while he eats, watching what Cav is watching
<Indef> fkn /me
<Cav> cant anyone spell oops this morning?
<Anarki> Indef: fkn /yourself
<Anarki> damn you

Quote #232 (+10) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg

Quote #246 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ryda> just had a fap?
<Carrots> thanks for that ryda.. did yuo dumo your load in a glassfor your sister?

Quote #248 (+10) [ 2003-01-14, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dspringau remembers to take a "black" light if visits any of these wierdo's houses and scan for cum residue before sitting down
<z3[n]> does cum glow or something?
<dspringau> you need to use polarised sun glasses to see it properly though
<Carrots> it alarms me that so many of us know that semen is UV reactive

Quote #307 (+10) [ 2003-02-09, 08:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Crudmuffin detaches himself from IRC
* Lurks laughs as Crudmuffin pulls the CAT5 plug from his ass

Quote #310 (+10) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #343 (+10) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #393 (+10) [ 2003-03-11, 19:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FrankThePug> any hackers in here
<FrankThePug> ...
<Ycros> In what sense?
<Ycros> And/Or context.
<FrankThePug> remote access
<FrankThePug> i need to use it
<Ycros> Use remote access? To where?
<FrankThePug> a friends computer
<Ycros> For what purpose?
<FrankThePug> information
<FrankThePug> can u help
<HeadshotSniper> try asio
<FrankThePug> um
<FrankThePug> no
<FrankThePug> isnt that like the secret service
<HeadshotSniper> Au spy
<HeadshotSniper> network
<FrankThePug> where can i get that from
<Ycros> Would that be information that your friend would not want you to have?
<FrankThePug> maybe
<FrankThePug> can u help
<Ycros> So why should I help you breach somebody's privacy? Would you like me looking through your personal files? I think not.
<FrankThePug> due
<FrankThePug> dude
<FrankThePug> he has something of mine on his comp
<Bigchris> if hes your friend, ask for it back.
<Bigchris> FFS.
<FrankThePug> hes sort of not my friend anymore
<Bigchris> oh
<Bigchris> what is it exactally, porn of your mum or something?
<FrankThePug> no
<HeadshotSniper> lol
<FrankThePug> a copy of empire earth
<Ycros> .
<Bigchris> lol.
<videl-emi> roflmao
<HeadshotSniper> Rofl
<videl-emi> someone put this in log or something
<videl-emi> funniest quotes ever
<Bigchris> lol
<Bigchris> i think im gonna cry
<HeadshotSniper> you trying to hack empire earth back? and your on dialup if you wanted to d/l it

Quote #593 (+10) [ 2003-05-24, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT!
<sabretooth> <@Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT! <-- But you're so round!

Quote #608 (+10) [ 2003-05-31, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Good thing the wife is out atm then.
<Mred32> ...cause I'm gonna take my daughter to kindy gym and check out all the mums.

Quote #609 (+10) [ 2003-05-31, 13:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

(+CapnChron): I'm so stupid.
(+CapnChron): The phone rang.. I picked it up and put it to my ear...
(+CapnChron): Know what I just realised?
(+CapnChron): I forgot I was deaf

Quote #625 (+10) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** musang_terbang has joined #sigma-galant
<musang_terbang> Download FREE celebrities nude picture ->> Http://FREE_at.tripod.com/Sample.zip
<Narcolepsy> Download a FREE message from all of us ->> shut the fuck up...
*** musang_terbang has left #sigma-galant

Quote #652 (+10) [ 2003-06-10, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> what's it about z3[n]?
<z3[n]> biatch: some n00b flaming me
<gords> what, one n00b flaming another n00b?
<Rik|away> n00b wars, coming soon to AOL tv!
<nEoLIthIc> LOL
<Rage> nEoLIthIc - you're the end boss n00b

Quote #763 (+10) [ 2003-07-10, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Know1> howard is screwed
<Know1> he has to proove he was too stupid too know iraq didnt really have nukes
<Know1> so if he wins he prooves he's a thick as shit, if he loses and proves he has a brain he gets screwed for going through with the war
<Know1> at least bush has an out
<Know1> everyone knows he's thick as shit

Quote #773 (+10) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #910 (+10) [ 2003-08-15, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

Quote #1036 (+10) [ 2003-09-12, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my ass just threw up

Quote #1086 (+10) [ 2003-10-07, 03:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Preshus> holy crap, meatloaf is releasing a new cd
<Preshus> fuck he looks old now
<Erve> you took the words right out of my mouth
<Preshus> hahaha
* Preshus slaps Erve on the back and laughs
<Erve> it must have been while you were kissing me (he he)
<@Preshus> blahahaha
* Erve giggles
<@Preshus> I'd do anything for love but I won't do THAT
<Erve> doh!
<Erve> well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.