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Quote #4175 (-3) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #1153 (0) [ 2003-10-18, 13:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hehe, I read that as boobs
<sniper64> hahahaha
<Gibbon> I wonder what I'm thinking about ......
<echelon> Gibbon: well, your birthday has only just gone, get a special 'present'?
<Gibbon> unfortunately not, echelon
<echelon> hehe
* echelon sends a paid hooker to Gibbon's house
<MadHatter> lol
* Gibbon wraps himself in latex and smears himself in chicken fat ... then waits ......

Quote #1192 (-1) [ 2003-10-22, 15:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> on the side of a bus i see an ad with four girls in bikinis
<yy> it goes
<yy> "why do one... dufour"
<yy> then i crack up like a spastic.
<Sciby> What's a dufour?
<Borg-Work> lol
<Borg-Work> n00b
<Sciby> lol, stfu.
<Sciby> Oh, wait. No lol.
* Wolfy wonders if Sciby knows what is going on .. yet
<Sciby> Yes, I know what's going on. I don't pay that much attention to deodorant...
* Borg-Work dcc's sciby a clue.exe

Quote #2973 (+10) [ 2005-09-09, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> mmmm melted cheese and tomato
<Ashley> Ooh. How do you melt tomato?

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #1950 (+1) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #3535 (-6) [ 2006-09-04, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> teh stingray benz0red steve irwin

Quote #2620 (-3) [ 2005-03-09, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> there is this big cat that keeps appearing every night
<D_Web> he is pretty fat, has no coller and seems pretty tame, but won't come up to me
<D_Web> any ideas?
<wild`> D_Web: approach it slowly?
<D_Web> it starts moving away when I get ~2m from it
<eDust> why do you want it to come to you?
<wild`> get some catnip then :)
<D_Web> I want to know who's he is/if he is tame or not
<D_Web> don't want him attacking our cats
<eDust> D_Web, it might come closer if you hide the knife behind your back

Quote #1208 (+1) [ 2003-10-24, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` farts
<brembo`> phwoar that stinks
* echelon hands brembo` a cork
<brembo`> bbiab

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #1741 (+3) [ 2004-03-13, 00:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* dm Quit (Ping timeout)
* dm has joined #channelname
* dm removes foot from power cable
<dm> helps not to tread on it

Quote #3527 (+3) [ 2006-08-29, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

·Recharge· omfg... an entire thread in whirlpool optus without fanbois telling everyone that optus is perfection... ok, I expect the world to end any time now....
(..quit..) outy [outonanisl@c210-49-250-58.ipswc1.qld.optusnet.com.au] (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [12:59am]
·Willay· lol bai bai OUTY :P
•Fragwizard• LOL thats ironic

Quote #521 (+8) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #43 (+4) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #3567 (-9) [ 2006-09-26, 15:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> so i can hang my arse out of it
<The_Dan> i dont like rooves
<The_Dan> but most convertibles are queer
<outy> mate of mine did that once in my car at 5 am to old people walking
<The_Dan> hahaha
<Ze> The_Dan : most convertibles would suit you then :)
<outy> so i swerved and his ass got stuck in the window frame
<The_Dan> AHAHAHAHAHA
<outy> he was jammed good
<Ze> outy : nicely done
<outy> pulled into a side street and sprayed his bum with wd40
<The_Dan> oh thats brilliant
<Ze> outy : getting him all lubed up , should've taken him to the red light district of the town and parked there :p
<outy> haha
<outy> i wasnt going to drive to the valley with my mates arse stuck in the windowframe
<outy> created a really bad blind spot when changing lanes
<outy> and when you check your blind spot you get an eyeful of japs eye
<mang> LOL

Quote #2261 (+1) [ 2004-08-23, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slyde> my roomate has been having sex.
<Slyde> That's about as close to getting any as I have been in like 4 years.

Quote #2558 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> this storm is hopeless.
<BenZor> Its like, all show no go
<BenZor> Its like a hot4's cruise.

Quote #1138 (-10) [ 2003-10-15, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> that's a load of crap
<yale_work> fod said it well, but I would have phrased it better.

Quote #524 (+35) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #1271 (+23) [ 2003-11-03, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anarki is now known as Ana|work
<PhuckNut> Analwork?
* Ana|work is now known as Atworkstfu

Quote #544 (+5) [ 2003-05-13, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO`F00D> bbs, dinner is server
* K|dDO`F00D is now known as K|dDO
<LrdShaper> dinner is server??? I think you spend too much time on the computer
<deepspring> common...
<deepspring> he's just having a byte to eat
<K|dDO> oh shit

Quote #1075 (+5) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #2357 (-3) [ 2004-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> you dont wank a mouse that isnt rechargable
<ace234> want even
<MonoJoker> lol ace234
<Bundy> nice typo ace234 :)

Quote #380 (+7) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #873 (-4) [ 2003-08-10, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> sabretooth has no halo...
<Narcolepsy> He does, however, have a turbo. mmm, forced induction..
<biatch> Yep. Gets my motor running >:P
<Rik> gets your motor running, then forces it in, getting harder and harder
<Narcolepsy> Rik: And always hotter. And faster...
<Rik> until it blows Narcolepsy!
<@sabretooth> Interesting analogy
<Narcolepsy> Blown head gasket = milky emulsion. The imagery is horrible...

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #3450 (-1) [ 2006-07-17, 14:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Beta> for some reason , porn and smokes are banned at school
<lagmaster> oh jee that's a tough one
<Beta> ?
<Beta> ehh why?

Quote #1498 (+14) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #2544 (+7) [ 2005-01-28, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Maniac> this week has been an anus horribilis with regard to netbanking and freight
<ruprecht> annus :)
<BigTonka> hehehe otherwise you might need some special ointment ;)
<Maniac> lol

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #3074 (+2) [ 2005-11-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo> any telemarketing people here?
<Daemo> probably not.. but one will call you soon

Quote #1168 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> you wouldnt stop pissing me off till i exploded onto you and that fag hemerage
<yale_code> lol FreeFrag, he exploded onto you - want a tissue?

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #2704 (+8) [ 2005-04-23, 13:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> some guy in a wheelchair got hit by a taxi in the valley the other day
<yaleman> was rolling around yelling " I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!"
<CapnChron> hahahahahahahaha
<yaleman> well, the first bit is true, the second half I added for funny value

Quote #2975 (+7) [ 2005-09-10, 08:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Radar_: Lightning just hit a tree across the road
Sniper4400: damn missed again

Quote #4181 (-2) [ 2007-07-11, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrceh> is playing *Unknown* - 2 bratbond bondage spanking femdom lesbian bdsm whipping 1
<aftahours> lmao
* aftahours falls off his chair

Quote #430 (0) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #2287 (+7) [ 2004-09-14, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why ?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #1826 (+10) [ 2004-04-13, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* brembo` changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political correctness.'
* knowsfords changes topic to 'Welcome to #ugbox, home of political incorrectness.'
* knowsfords farts

Quote #2878 (+15) [ 2005-07-13, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> nuclear demolitions device
<Agg> as opposed to what, nuclear putting-things-back-together device?

Quote #4351 (-2) [ 2008-07-26, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring mutters evil things about vista, garden gnomes and the sexual orientation of ashaw

Quote #1662 (+11) [ 2004-02-19, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> a mate sent me this, only porn i've ever kept
<Fod> suuure
<Nick> true
<Fod> YOU'RE A SKINFIEND AND YOU KNOW IT
<Nick> SKINFIEND?
<Fod> pornography = "the skin trade"
<Nick> i really don't like it though.. 99% of it makes me get an anti-boner
<Fod> porno sex is so fucking ridiculous
<Nick> amen to that
<Fod> HI, I'M HERE TO FIX THE TV
<Fod> LET'S HAVE UPSIDE DOWN BUTTSEX
<Nick> rofl
<Nick> off to ugquotes

Quote #3257 (+6) [ 2006-02-14, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i used to think being a system administrator was some glorious job filled with all sorts of wonder. sort of a way to exercise one's god complex. now i realise its fucking boring and stressful :D

Quote #1104 (+1) [ 2003-10-11, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> woot, japanese chef challange on SBS
<Rage> bbl
<Rage> :D

Quote #2298 (0) [ 2004-09-22, 16:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rendrag> isle of mann?
<Rendrag> oh
<Rendrag> it's a real place
<Rendrag> i thoguht it was some made up gay retreat

Quote #1128 (+5) [ 2003-10-13, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pokebiatch.jpg <---*chuckle* Have a guess at what it is before you open it. I know it certianly wasn't what I was expecting.
<bh> WHAT THE FUCK FREEFAG
<bh> KILL IT WITH FIRE
<afta[DVD]> lol bh..
<biatch> How rood.
<FreeFrag> oh, hello biatch :)
<Quadbox> FreeFrag: Can you please provide couselling, for conditions arising from seeing that image? :p
* Poo[hw] feels optic nerve burning
<Daemon> what the?!
<Poo[hw]> MY EYES
<FreeFrag> Quadbox, /pm biatch
* Reaver huddles in corner muttering "kill me now..."
<Snufkin`> omg
<Daemon> FreeFrag: what the hell is that!
<Snufkin`> mine eyes
<FreeFrag> Now guys, keeping in mind the last link, what do you think this is? http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pricklypete.jpg
<Snufkin`> FreeFrag made the baby Snufkin` cry :`(
<RoCaErIx_> FreeFrag ROFL
<Poo[hw]> FreeFrag: LOL what a champion
<Reaver> goddammit FreeFrag you're pulling out all the stops