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Quote #2068 (+11) [ 2004-06-22, 07:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gobbie> Invite to MS XP SP2 Thingo $0, Sitting thru the propeganda $0, 3 beers 2 wines and a champers $0, Having your phone ring to "Bannana Phone" in a close to silent room and having lots of ppl look at you, Priceless

Quote #3566 (+6) [ 2006-09-26, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* V8R[hm] ircs from telstra hotspot
* V8R[hm] has quit (Ping timeout)

Quote #554 (+6) [ 2003-05-15, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

(MadHatter): how about we have a sing song?
(MadHatter): ill start
(MadHatter): mama shes has taught me well
(MadHatter): told me when i was young
(Darkness): to STFU or i'll beat the shit outa you?
(Cav): lol

Quote #2768 (0) [ 2005-05-19, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@n00dle> you should be a mac reseller
<@Brains> Ha. I'm too ugly.
<@n00dle> But macs are underground
<@n00dle> you could wear a big cloak so nobody sees you
<@n00dle> just a talking shadow
<@n00dle> Introduce yourself as Malcom OS-X.

Quote #4184 (+1) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #2173 (+8) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #371 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> I feel like i'm wasting my time and money being at uni 3/4 of the time
<Nozz> I don't really know what other options there are for me though
<brembo`> join the airforce :)
<brembo`> some good sounding jobs at the A/F
<Nozz> yeah
<Nozz> but it's the whole being in the military thing that puts me off
<Rik_> the whole anal penetration thing?
<Nozz> Rik_, and that..

Quote #4284 (+6) [ 2008-03-17, 17:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop-z> http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2008/_STORY/080314-02-01.jpg
<Tensop-z> anyone else notice the font and bold thing is identical to old ms software
<Tensop-z> Microsoft safety car :)
<+Nick> probably crash before the cars do

Quote #1537 (+4) [ 2004-01-20, 08:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> note to all iineters: big outage for vic users tomorrow from 0:00 to 5:00
<Grog> mazzanet you'll need to que all that gay porn then.

Quote #1207 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> lmao... cain your street is named after a font :P
<wild> what's his street?
<Rage> helvetica
<Draebor> rage - yeah
<wild> lol
<Rik> ahahah
<Draebor> its helvetia tho not helvetica :) i got that wrong at 1st too
<Rik> oh fuck we're a pack of geeks

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #805 (+7) [ 2003-07-21, 01:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shorty> ther ewas a fly on my monitor
<Shorty> i tried 2 scare it with my cursor

Quote #1360 (0) [ 2003-11-19, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[BOB_LOE] I picked this chick up the other nite... Then i wake up the next morning, and she's rubbing her hand up and down my dick trying to wank me off... so i say 'you do that very well!' she said 'i should do, i used to have one'

Quote #859 (+5) [ 2003-08-08, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> I use pants.

Quote #1746 (+7) [ 2004-03-16, 02:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<araknid> nothing quite disables the windows keys like ripping them off and melting them on a hot fry pan :)
<Junkz0r> You're my hero araknid

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #339 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #2840 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I found out EA's Battlefield2 release schedule
<Lombers> a) Release demo
<Lombers> b) Find bugs
<Lombers> c) Copy bugs to full version
<Lombers> d) Release full version
<Lombers> e) Fix bugs later when we can be fucked

Quote #937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol

Quote #1175 (+5) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #2184 (+2) [ 2004-07-24, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop> Hmm.. there were 3.5 million crimes commited in south africa in 2000 :)
<G-Force> and 2004?
<tensop> the statistics are unavailble for 2004 G-Force, the statistics guy in south africa was carjacked on the way to work, so he had to catch a bus.. he was robbed 5 times while waiting for the bus, then the bus driver was murdered so he had to walk, on his way there he was assaulted 6 times and finally murdered

Quote #2268 (0) [ 2004-09-01, 14:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> bwahahahahah ahhahahahah
<Rage> a girl at school
<Rage> thought we had to vote in the US elections
<Rage> she thought the whole world did
<Rage> ...our country is fucked

Quote #1425 (+7) [ 2003-12-07, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shadey: my pc sound is broken again
Shadey: dad said he was playing battlefields and it just stopped
Shadey: i tried winamp and its broken
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
Shadey: its off. i have the side off the case. i thought it might be the jumpers again. they just can come off cant they?
TheWedgie: no
Shadey: ok its on now
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
TheWedgie: and?
Shadey: it was muted

Quote #2386 (+4) [ 2004-11-14, 01:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> lol, you should try jerking off drunk in a waterbed
<outonanisl> its like going on a rollercoaster, just kinda more wierd

Quote #1335 (+25) [ 2003-11-15, 03:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> whoot
<MadHatter> an email has been sent out!
<MadHatter> you know whats stupid. My uk service is faster with emails than my isp here :/
<FenrisOlf> the uk postal service would probably be faster than bigpond =/

Quote #24 (+10) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking
<Agg> no there isn't!

Quote #2307 (+4) [ 2004-09-28, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> should make for interesting viewing :)
<Crudmuffin> They should have 'neighbours' and 'neighbours up late'
<Crudmuffin> the quick kiss for prime-time
<Crudmuffin> then the make out and double-penetration lesbian sex for 9pm
<Crudmuffin> I can't believe I just said that
<brembo`> ahaha
<Rage> :O

Quote #4125 (+1) [ 2007-05-22, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> i beleive george w bush should be premmy of vic
<Deanodrvr> Kennett picked up the pieces after Cain and Kirner
<Tensop> so we can invade S.A for hiding dams of mass volume
<brodsta> lol
<Tensop> but the intelligence was bad, and the water tasted shit!

Quote #406 (+3) [ 2003-03-18, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<influx|cs> can someone please teach me how to not suck at the internet

Quote #4140 (-1) [ 2007-06-03, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wayne> xchat makes my PC speaker beep when you say stuff
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Agg> hi wayne!
<Stygian> spamdie
<Shaun> Oh look we broke Agg.
<Splosh123> Someone reset agg.
<Stygian> wayne: /beep1000
<wayne> if any of you say my name my pc speaker beeps even when muted
<Splosh123> wayne
<brodsta> Is that so wayne
<Stygian> /beep 1000, rather
<enigma> What about if we PM you wayne?
<Shaun> Telling us was dumb, wasn't it wayne?
<Splosh123> STBU, wayne
<SomeGuy123> beep
<Splosh123> wayne your a pain!
<Mibba> ohhhh wayne
<Mibba> anyone remember that show
<enigma> Wayne is busy: Removing PC speaker
<wayne> i am frantically searching the Ubuntu forums on how to turn it off

Quote #1407 (0) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #2994 (+12) [ 2005-09-21, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> sigh, one of these days I'm going to go into Bern's TDS and go "Hi Bern, I'm Warhamster", and he's going to pull out a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of me
<Agg> be sure to film it

Quote #69 (+6) [ 2002-11-10, 03:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so when do i get email from the ocau subscribe list then ? :D
<Cav> when hell freezes over and the four horsemen come to layeth the smack down upon your arse..
<Cav> then and only then shall email be sent via the ocau list :P
<Rage> heh
<Cav> so it was written in agg 2:11
<Rage> new or old testiment?
<Cav> old :)
<Cav> the new testament speaks of reform, the move to linux and the atrocity of the newbs

Quote #1157 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 22:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> [22:01] * Agg (agg@203.173.27.67) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <----oh noes Agg got assinated by peer
<FreeFrag> he got hit by a deer?
<Redback> that should be aggs quit message
<Redback> Connection reset by deer
<afta|shwr> ahhhaah
<mazzanet> lol

Quote #2718 (+1) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #4214 (+1) [ 2007-09-26, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

< benz> Is it wrong to sleep with my ex (who cheated on me)'s best mate?
< Nick> its wrong for anyone to sleep with you

Quote #1047 (-3) [ 2003-10-01, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kat> hmmm third can of beam and cock and I am craving maccas

Quote #3578 (+8) [ 2006-10-03, 09:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

enigma: i'm a fan of arguing on irc too, it's what it's made fo
enigma: *for
brodsta: Senate Question Time on irc!! :D
brodsta: how kool would that be
brodsta: "FFS will the member for Warnambool please sit down!"
brodsta: "STFU"
V8R: "GTFO!"

Quote #861 (+7) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #52 (+1) [ 2002-11-05, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SileNceR> finally got it in
<SileNceR> my poor fingers :(

Quote #2761 (+5) [ 2005-05-17, 16:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

< henrik_z> why the fuck, exactly, do Canon Australia think heavily compressed distorted cockatoo noises playing automatically will make me want to continue looking at their site?
< radish> cos only a galah would buy a canon

Quote #3065 (+6) [ 2005-11-03, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SgtMjrTank) my god it drives me insane
(SgtMjrTank) "i can't do anything for myself. i ahve to ask the ocau community on how to do this."
(SgtMjrTank) next it will be "how do i put pants on? plz help asap."
(@Manaz) "OK, I've got a woman home, in bed. Where does my penis go? Normally its in my hand, but the last girl was disappointed when all I did was tug off to free internet pr0n"

Quote #2669 (+10) [ 2005-04-05, 19:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jedi_Vader20> bit of amusement from class today: Our teacher was discussing our group assignments. "Now for your groups, three is a good number, two is too few, four is too much." (someone mutters from across the room) "three shall be the number of counting, and the number of counting shall be three." (giggling) "five is right out!" (class cracks up)

Quote #4134 (+4) [ 2007-06-02, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gamma> im so bad at this rap shit
<EmBed> give us the sentence gamma
<Gamma> no
<EmBed> we rap it up for ya :D
<Gamma> Walking down George St with my bro's
<Gamma> looking for a drink.
<Gamma> no time to stop and think.
<Gamma> Cars race by faster then you can blink.
* Gamma rage quits
<Agg> lol
<EmBed> walking down george street, chilling with my bros
<Gamma> im not gangster enough :(
<EmBed> looking for a drink, lookin for some ho's
* Agg clears his throat
<Agg> George St, city beat, underneath the Tower
<Agg> My posse seeks with shufflin' feet, thirst-quenchin' power
<Agg> Tyre squeal, happy meal, Ronald's crazy clown
<Agg> Large coke's the soothin' dope, in this dusty town
<Gamma> hah outback rap! :P
<Gamma> thats awseome Agg
<EmBed> agg is teh legend.

Quote #661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111

Quote #2390 (-4) [ 2004-11-18, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> that'd be right set off my highlight for nothig
<deepspring> bloody typical
<deepspring> :p
<dr_red> what was that deepspring?
<deepspring> talkin to voodoo dr_red
<dr_red> i was setting off your highlight for nothing, deepspring
<deepspring> yes I can see that
* deepspring minimises the window and goes off searchin for some anime to watch
<dr_red> i never realised how much people talk about engines untill i setup a highlight on rb
<Woob> lmao
<dr_red> i should set off his highlight again
<dr_red> deepspring
<FreeFrag> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring
<V8R[race]> deepspring ?
<dr_red> deepspring!
<Crystal> deepspring ... :/
<dr_red> lol
<V8R[race]> deepspring :(
<Crystal> deepspring
<Fragwizard> hrmn.... deepspring :P
* Crystal cries
<ace234> deepspring
<dr_red> roflmaodeepspringbbq
<Crystal> why are you ignoring us!!
<Lazerin> it's like deepspring
<FreeFrag> http://quotes.ugbox.net soeone quote it.
<Crystal> deepspring sucks
<V8R[race]> DEEPSPRING !!!11!!!!?
<FreeFrag> deepspring!!!!
<Lazerin> you quote it deepspring
<eDust> there was this deep spring
<V8R[race]> Deep'
<Lazerin> why have you forsaken us? deepspring!
<FreeFrag> deepspring, can you pleae quote all that crap up above, ta honey
<V8R[race]> Deep's Ring ?
<Crystal> I think deepspring is ignoring us
<dr_red> so, hows about that deepspring, eh
<mazzanet> hi deepspring!
<deepspring> hahahha
<Lazerin> deepspring is so kewl
<dr_red> deepspringles
<deepspring> awwww
* Crystal wonder if deepspring hilight keep goin goff
<deepspring> that it is
<Crystal> teehee
<deepspring> and I am so logging this
<Crystal> we're mean
<dr_red> time to make a nice quote
<Lazerin> good work deepspring
<Crystal> I bet deepspring feels loved
<deepspring> very
<deepspring> :p

Quote #2861 (+2) [ 2005-07-03, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is looking for a new job.
<Skitzo> Hahahaha
<Quan-Time> err say what ?
<Quan-Time> how is that possible to "MISTAKE
<Quan-Time> OH FFS
<Quan-Time> fukin teyboard
<Eminoir> just like that :P