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Quote #107 (0) [ 2002-11-20, 08:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg>: I am interested, I looked at it.
<Forraje> Just not for putting in my mouth.
<rainwulf> thats fucked up
<Forraje> i'd be happy if they did that to me.

Quote #235 (0) [ 2003-01-07, 03:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> "my girlfriend says im a pedophile...thats a pretty big word for a 14yr old"

Quote #270 (0) [ 2003-01-18, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

Quote #289 (0) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #297 (0) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #355 (0) [ 2003-02-24, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'd love a blowjob, but neither of us are getting em :P
<Draebor> its a nice thought but ill bet it never sees the light of day

Quote #388 (0) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?

Quote #414 (0) [ 2003-03-21, 18:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wolfy): grow up all of you, or i'll ban you
* nEoLIthIc watches the weapons of mass kickage immerge
(Wolfy): nEoLIthIc, it seems that mass kickage dont work, so a nice polite warning, will have to sufice
(Scandrew): give them 48hours to grow up, if not, kick them
*** Scandrew was kicked by Darkness (Target of opportunity- (Kick : 181)

Quote #430 (0) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #445 (0) [ 2003-04-03, 22:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> man, I burnt my tongue on a fuckin cappicino
<^catalyst> its reallllly pissin me of.
<^catalyst> of
<^catalyst> ff
<^catalyst> OFF
<^catalyst> IM NOT A RETARD

Quote #560 (0) [ 2003-05-16, 08:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

Quote #584 (0) [ 2003-05-21, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> i got bored
<Jester> ah FFS STFU who gives a fuck
<Jester> arr wrong channel

Quote #604 (0) [ 2003-05-29, 02:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ReSiN> word
<josh_ip_te> word?
<ReSiN> word is bond
<ineffable> sup yoi
<ineffable> -i
<josh_ip_te> yo, g, check yo nine at da door and all dat shiznit
<josh_ip_te> da hoochies ain't been kicking it upside heah, know what i'm sayin'
<josh_ip_te> sif word
<ReSiN> yo dog i aint strappin, packin cols steady mackin
<josh_ip_te> well ese, i pack no piece, but i get el coyote up in yo face
* josh_ip_te throws down
<ReSiN> u packin yo shit, punk get a grip, im knockin your mums sis and cus suckin tit
<josh_ip_te> rofl
<ineffable> i love it
<josh_ip_te> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING? can i have some
* Draffa falls off his chair laughing
* josh_ip_te hands ReSiN some bling-bling so he can get some 20's for his lolo
<ineffable> you can't be white

Quote #617 (0) [ 2003-06-02, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bam> atoms is ur mum a milf?
<atoms> i drunk milk to

Quote #691 (0) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #707 (0) [ 2003-06-28, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Mred = taxi driver?! :S
<Mred32> DJ-Studd: Yep...thats me.
<Agg> that's "personal transportation technician"

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #890 (0) [ 2003-08-13, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> seeya soon
<NozzUni> seeya soon
<NozzUni> jinx :-)
<echelon> mmm mm m mmm mmmm!

Quote #919 (0) [ 2003-08-16, 23:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

Quote #963 (0) [ 2003-08-28, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sparks_> i got crabs off a chick once.....I gave em bak to her and asked for crayfish instead

Quote #968 (0) [ 2003-08-29, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> LOL ahahahah sister got her tongue pierced i told her you wont be able to talk by today she didnt believe me now she is complaining while im laughing in her face trying to listen to her speak
<Bipdehone> ouch what does her tongue look like atm?
<Bleeter> lol
<Bipdehone> can u see?
<Bipdehone> is it bloated?
<Bipdehone> Well?
<Sponge> swollen
<Sponge> ?
<Bipdehone> question really is how swollen
<Sponge> like a penis full of viagra
<RoSWeLL> lol its huge

Quote #970 (0) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #1089 (0) [ 2003-10-08, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

Quote #1091 (0) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #1117 (0) [ 2003-10-12, 19:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU??
<G-banger> just interested
<PooJou> G-banger: first, don't be yourself
<G-banger> hahahha no really
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<FreeFrag> He's right.
<Rage> no, seriously.
<sabretooth> (19:31:45) <G-banger> im interested, how do u become a moderator on OCAU?? <-- ahahahah

Quote #1131 (0) [ 2003-10-14, 19:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
<Rage> real classy wild :)
* Rik is listening to: (Blood Duster - The Corpse Song) Length: (2:17)
<wild> lol
<Apok> i would like to see you get it up while your dead
<Rik> "I want to fuck a corpse" is the chorus of this song :p
<Rage> heh
<wild> :eek:
<Rage> what happens when it goes all stiff tho?
<Rage> you might get jammed :o
<WhiteyFord> adds to the excitement
<Apok> yeah but its not like hes gonna hold a raging hardon until he goes stiff
<Falkor> wait a week and the maggots make it feel all nice and stuff
<Falkor> :P
<Rage> speaking from experience... again
<Rage> :P
<Falkor> Yeha man, fucked a lotta dead chicks in my 19 years.
<Falkor> :P

Quote #1145 (0) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #1153 (0) [ 2003-10-18, 13:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hehe, I read that as boobs
<sniper64> hahahaha
<Gibbon> I wonder what I'm thinking about ......
<echelon> Gibbon: well, your birthday has only just gone, get a special 'present'?
<Gibbon> unfortunately not, echelon
<echelon> hehe
* echelon sends a paid hooker to Gibbon's house
<MadHatter> lol
* Gibbon wraps himself in latex and smears himself in chicken fat ... then waits ......

Quote #1171 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 05:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch spanks sabretooth
<biatch> rowr :)
* sabretooth spanks biatch back.
<Iroquois> get a chan, you two :P

Quote #1172 (0) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #1183 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(james-2): I don't use a virus scanner either
(tensop): james-: mind if i email you a little program i mate
(tensop): its called notavirus.vbs

Quote #1189 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #1195 (0) [ 2003-10-22, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

Quote #1197 (0) [ 2003-10-22, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> guess whos back, back again
<vossy> vossy back
<vossy> tell ya mums
<Fork> no it's vossy's back
<Fork> tell some men

Quote #1238 (0) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #1272 (0) [ 2003-11-03, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> hmmm, must be buy one tard get one free night

Quote #1338 (0) [ 2003-11-15, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> haha you know you have your music up loud when your neighbour 1 block away says on msn: "omg i love that song"

Quote #1359 (0) [ 2003-11-18, 23:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> gah, fuck linux blows
<CoRDWoRK> really?
<CoRDWoRK> cool, might install it then

Quote #1360 (0) [ 2003-11-19, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

[BOB_LOE] I picked this chick up the other nite... Then i wake up the next morning, and she's rubbing her hand up and down my dick trying to wank me off... so i say 'you do that very well!' she said 'i should do, i used to have one'

Quote #1367 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1369 (0) [ 2003-11-22, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech) man im scared.... i gotta walk into a Apple store (nextbyte) next few days
(Snufkin`) wear protection
(Snufkin`) otherwise you might catch gay
(FreeFrag) Thier prices are an ass rape
(rodgrech) ill have my windblows xp cd with me for protection
(rodgrech) 179.00 for a 65 watt laptop charger
(Largo) haha instead of using a cross on posessed people, throw windows XP at them and watch them burn
(rodgrech) burnt windows xp cds cut up and made into ninja stars
(Snufkin`) haha
(rodgrech) or my ibook of doom with windows xp loaded on it :D
(Largo) i wanted to get an ipod, i gotta walk in there with a radiation suit
(FreeFrag) Lets not forget a full retail copy of MacOSX is $229 :o
(Tensop) Largo: shut your....
(Largo) they'd probaly consider that laptop weapon of mass destruction :p

Quote #1407 (0) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #1464 (0) [ 2003-12-29, 17:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sim0n> oh dear god, if i ever lost my cable connection, i think id rather hang upself with the 56k modem cable than hook it up to the socket

Quote #1556 (0) [ 2004-01-26, 03:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB_LOE> i find the best way to pick a chick up is to walk up to them and say "national lottery winner", so i picked this chick up, took her back to my place, woke up the next morning and she go's "So what are you gonna buy me with the winings?" i said, "i was only a fucking dollar on the scratch cards!"

Quote #1701 (0) [ 2004-02-29, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Biogenesis> i should make some homemade pr0n and distribute it as "latest playschool season" or something
<JesterX> http://www.illfuckinghostit.com/ haha
<Biogenesis> there's a market for flabby manboobs right?
<Draffa> ROFL
<NutPhucker> Biogenesis: for the low low price of $100 plus post - you can have my flabby manboobs
<Biogenesis> oo baby
<Tap3k> roflmao
<Tap3k> gold
<ravinfrog> heh
<nwatts> hahaha.. classic

Quote #1724 (0) [ 2004-03-05, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)

Quote #1730 (0) [ 2004-03-08, 23:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheRush> i soooo need to get ma shit together!
<adi> i need to do a shit, is that similar??
<TheRush> haha, i don't believe so but depends on your point of view i spose....
<GregM> Im sooo glad they dont carry stench over tcpip
<adi> lol
<adi> theres a company in the UK developing that though..
<adi> it has like 10 smells and costs $10K ^
<GregM> I hope its selective :)
<adi> i feel another beagle coming on..
<Joris> the real problem with smell over ip, is that it doesn't fit porn
<Joris> if a technology isn't applicable to porn, it won't conquer the internet
<Joris> (Joris' first law of internetomatics)
<GregM> put an old kipper behind your monitor Joris
<GregM> close enough
<adi> rofl

Quote #1744 (0) [ 2004-03-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> go for 512kbps
<Fall> 256 doesn't allow for "rich multimedia content"
<nko> haha
<nko> it does
<nko> if by rich, you mean shitty
<nko> and multimedia, you mean text
<nko> and content, you mean file
<nko> 256 totally allows for shitty text files :P