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Quote #831 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #830 (-3) [ 2003-07-30, 22:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Matthew, OH SHIT! Could i have your DD Details, I forgot to pay your mum for last night, and she charges interest :(
<Matthew> FreeFrag: i know man, she aint cheep, i fotgot to pay last week and it cost me 3 times the usual amount

Quote #826 (+15) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #823 (+7) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #816 (+3) [ 2003-07-27, 09:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> so hang on... do nerds use IRC?
<Cl0wn_L0ve> no
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they use msn
<Cl0wn_L0ve> they like the more interactive smiley faces
<Carrots> LOL
<Cl0wn_L0ve> :P dont excite them enough

Quote #814 (-2) [ 2003-07-26, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sasquwatch> I got an e-mail from Lindsay last year, she told me she loved me
<@Sasquwatch> it was the best feeling ever
<@Sasquwatch> then I realized it was one of you guys :(

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #810 (+3) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #807 (+78) [ 2003-07-21, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> FreeFrag: you could go wardriving :P
<FreeFrag> Redback, yeah, I've got Nutstumbler running :)
<FreeFrag> *NETSTUMBLER :o

Quote #806 (+5) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #805 (+7) [ 2003-07-21, 01:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shorty> ther ewas a fly on my monitor
<Shorty> i tried 2 scare it with my cursor

Quote #804 (+6) [ 2003-07-19, 16:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

Quote #803 (+3) [ 2003-07-19, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Sancho): i REALLY need a car...
(Lurks): Sancho: and you really need a woman aswell ya geek
* Sancho looks at his fiancee sitting just to his left...
(Darkness): Lurks: You just got sch00led, n00b.
(ColdFusion): Lurks: u were owned
(Lurks): Sancho: Blow up dolls dont count
(Sancho): sif blow up doll...
(PooJou): Lurks: thats a deep hole your digging there
(Lurks): hewwo missus Sancho
*** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
(ColdFusion): u gonna get it now
(Wolfine): i aint a blow up doll Lurks
(Darkness): [01:40] *** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) - Clones: 2 from Wolfine (Sancho) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish <--- Awww, aint it cute? :)
(Wolfine): can a blow up doll ... do this
* Wolfine does tricks
(PooJou): press F8 Darkness
(Darkness): Wolfine: Wow, i didn't know that many ping pong balls could fit there!
* Darkness runs
(Lurks): bad Darkness bad
* PooJou avoids flying ping pong balls
(Wolfine): darkness yeah well watch out while ur running cuz im a good shot too
(Darkness): Coroners report : "The young man, in his early twenties, suffered a severe blow to his upper left temple. That seemed to be of a result of some form of gooey spherical object"
(Wolfine): aka the ping pong ball from hell
(Darkness): I think i'll leave this one alone now. :)

Quote #802 (+5) [ 2003-07-18, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> fuck i love ghost
<RoSWeLL> without ghost ppl would have to go through the pain of installing windows over and over again .. everytime you install windows you are being raped in teh arse by bill gates and his Microsoft Shlong

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #795 (+4) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #792 (-3) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #787 (+9) [ 2003-07-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoMe`O> my dad filps out knowin dat im goin out wit a girl
<RoMe`O> its like he wants me to b gay

Quote #785 (+7) [ 2003-07-15, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@DNT-PSH-ME> im boreddddddd
<@_NeMeSiS_> Whack It.
<@DNT-PSH-ME> already did
<@_NeMeSiS_> Only once?

Quote #784 (0) [ 2003-07-15, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> I'm back, and I bare gifts!
<Agg-> bear
<sabretooth> Ewwww
<Agg-> we don't want your naked "gifts"
<Firemoth> rofl
<sabretooth> Well get some pants and cover up your gifts.
<Daemon> naked gifts?
<Firemoth> oops

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #773 (+9) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #770 (+1) [ 2003-07-11, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): he can be shadow hymen affairs minister
(cSmith): haha
(Darkness): Isn't that like a priest?
(Darkness): Oh wait, boys don't have hymens.

Quote #764 (+11) [ 2003-07-10, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kiddO> Agg[away], Can I defuse you? CAUSE YOUR DA BOMB!
<Agg[away]> no. please die.

Quote #763 (+9) [ 2003-07-10, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Know1> howard is screwed
<Know1> he has to proove he was too stupid too know iraq didnt really have nukes
<Know1> so if he wins he prooves he's a thick as shit, if he loses and proves he has a brain he gets screwed for going through with the war
<Know1> at least bush has an out
<Know1> everyone knows he's thick as shit

Quote #762 (+5) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #758 (+10) [ 2003-07-10, 10:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> omfg
<wild> i just plugged in this hard drive that got rejected by fujitsu
<wild> it's working PERFECTLY.
<Rik> works?
<Rik> fantastic!
* Erve touches wood for wild
* Rik touches Erve's wood
<Rik> uhh
<Rik> err

Quote #756 (+9) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #754 (+4) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #753 (+5) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #751 (+5) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #747 (+8) [ 2003-07-08, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@NOFATCHIX> this nick is the best
<@NOFATCHIX> not 1 chic msgs me

Quote #742 (0) [ 2003-07-07, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?

Quote #741 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* VHBLOKE was kicked by Sticks ( Principles be damned - your to stupdi for this channel, and thats saying something...)

Quote #739 (+2) [ 2003-07-07, 02:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> I feel sorry for Cav
<Decker> that guy gets a mouthful on irc
<Fodder> Decker: he seems to manage, spends more time beating off neolithic than getting harrassed
<Fodder> as in .. beating neolithic with a large trout
<Fodder> damn double meanings

Quote #738 (-10) [ 2003-07-07, 01:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @Rainwulf grabs his 8 inch cock and strokes it
<Z`> yeah thats cool :P

Quote #735 (+2) [ 2003-07-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> lol haha i remember on friday u was on the end of that seat and nick was next to u, a chick had her arse in your face virtually and u grabbed one cheek she turned around what did she say to ya ?
<Sparks_> me?
<RoSWeLL> yeh man
<Sparks_> I fricking hope not....
<Sparks_> oh shit
* Sparks_ swears never to drink again
<Sparks_> bbias.....im just grabbing a beer from fridge

Quote #730 (+1) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #726 (+8) [ 2003-07-04, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> heh
<Erve> There's a channel called #gaywogs
<Erve> I thought all wogs were gay?

Quote #724 (-4) [ 2003-07-04, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): my dog eats tennis balls in like 30 seconds, its quite funny
(Darkness): Then takes 10 mins to take a dump

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #717 (+7) [ 2003-07-03, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> my brother found out why his XBs alloy head crossflow 250 isnt as powerful as it should be
<knowsfords> the rings are shot... so he is getting it rebuilt
<Falkor> My sister figured out why her car isn't as powerful as other cars.
<Falkor> Its a daewoo.

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #713 (+28) [ 2003-06-30, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> i got spam from agg
<Agg> i'm in a lot of address books :)
<Agg> check the headers, i bet it's not from iinet
<yy> with the title that says: "i can't believe a 18 year old girl can handle a horse"
<Agg> oh no, that one was really from me :)

Quote #710 (+62) [ 2003-06-29, 20:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.