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Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #3084 (+1) [ 2005-11-13, 06:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> nobody fears the french, except if your behind them when they decide to run away

Quote #1816 (+9) [ 2004-04-09, 23:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> do ya get thems camel spiders in australia?
<Tabris> nwatts: nope, but what we have are spiders and bugs a heck of a lot worse... Australia, land of things that will kill you
<nwatts> :'(
* @Daemon hides creepy crawly things in nwatts's room
<ace234> oh great i look at the picture and now i hear creeping noises:@
<Tabris> everytime i talk to somone from overseas i tell them under any given rock is at least 10 things that will kill you :P im doing my part keeping tourists away :)
<FreeFrag> rofl

Quote #102 (+11) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #2109 (+2) [ 2004-07-06, 09:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<blah1234> Thhhza, i run X-Chat on WIndoze instead of mirc. Pretty good and free
<Tensop> blah1234: anti-conformist bastard :)
<Quilb> Tensop: need i remind you that you are running linux in vmware?

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #1109 (+13) [ 2003-10-12, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phishnchip rolls eyes
* Agg catches them and rolls them back

Quote #1936 (+10) [ 2004-05-08, 17:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@sabs> <incoming frown>
<@Firemoth> oi!
<@Firemoth> :(
<@sabs> Ohh, there it is :)

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #168 (+5) [ 2002-12-15, 06:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> I make the girls jealous when I tell em about my uncapped o@h

Quote #1436 (+4) [ 2003-12-12, 02:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> okay guys, WTF! I just turned off my PC to install a new HDD, while I'm doing it I hear a bang, sounds like metal against metal though I didn't see anything move!
<Reaver> any ideas?
<Erve> you blew the welds on your intake manifold

Quote #1410 (+16) [ 2003-12-03, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* HunterSD sets mode: -dickhead
* HunterSD was kicked by Squigy (-Dickhead Activated)

Quote #4190 (+3) [ 2007-07-22, 16:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> USB guitar is incredibly vague.
<Stygian> Wow! Signal output to USB! What a revelation!
<QSC> Stygian: why dou always have to have such a negative attitude
<Stygian> QSC: Because there's really nothing to get excited about?
<QSC> Stygian: Get a girlfriend, she'll help you
<Stygian> I have a positive output on things when it's due.
<Stygian> Also. Who the christ are you to make assumptions on whether or not I have a girlfriend?
<QSC> oh dude it's obvious.
<Radar_> Touchy subject, make it less obvious man
<Stygian> Oh? And how is it obvious?
<fen> ok now its really obvious
<Stygian> Radar_: I'm not denying that I don't have one.
<Shaun> HOW DO U KNO IM 12
<QSC> your online persona smells heavily of basement dwelling virgin
<Stygian> Heh.

Quote #4173 (+7) [ 2007-06-30, 20:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomas> gamma, is it slutty mc fuck cunt?
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks (Fucktard Response Activated - Unallowed word/phrase - tempban 30 s)
* Sticks sets mode: -b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas has joined #overclockers
<Wayne> what did you say thomas?
<Wayne> that got you banned?
<Thomas> wayne, i said C U N T
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks ( Fucktard Response - 2nd Offense - Unallowed word/phrase )
<Wayne> lol
<Sticks> bwwaahahaa
<Stygian> ...
<Asteroid> the trick is to suitably obscure it :p
<rodgrech> lol
<Sticks> like I didn't think of that when I wrote it :p
<rodgrech> lets go 3 for 3
* Wayne high fives Sticks

Quote #2044 (+5) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.

Quote #430 (+2) [ 2003-03-29, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* RudeSlart pokes z3[n]
<z3[n]> wat?
<RudeSlart> bored
<z3[n]> suck me dick
* RudeSlart sucks z3[n]'s dick
<z3[n]> harder
* RudeSlart bites into z3[n]'s dick
<Tommmo> ok. I think i'v joined the wrong channel
* RudeSlart literally eats teh cawk

Quote #2379 (+4) [ 2004-11-10, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lartnec> sarah wants me to move out with her
<Lartnec> but she's looking at strathers
<Lartnec> so screw that :(
<NoFX-Eli> yeah
<NoFX-Eli> what's the point
<NoFX-Eli> no pool table
<Lartnec> lol
<Lartnec> thats all you need
<Lartnec> dont need no fancy internet
<Lartnec> or electricity for that matter
<Lartnec> just a block of wood, some holes and a stick
<Lartnec> and maybe some balls
<Lartnec> but hey thats optional

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #2405 (+20) [ 2004-12-01, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Kirsten has been listening to Britney Spear's greatest hits non stop for the last three days
<Skitzo> Uhh
<Skitzo> Britney Spear's greatest hits?
<Skitzo> Is it a blank CD?

Quote #2484 (+41) [ 2005-01-10, 01:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> my first pc was an apple
<Agg> that's like saying your first car was a bicycle

Quote #4350 (+2) [ 2008-07-25, 23:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Asteroid> why the fuck did you glue plugs in
<Teh_Dan> try zip ties next time
<Asteroid> that is stupid on many levels.
<Asteroid> go buy a new power board and a few kettle leads than slap yourself for being a dick.
<Ze> the zip ties didn't work well (the powerboard is pretty fucked :p)
<Ze> Asteroid: because it's hot glue
<Asteroid> oh but it's hotglue.
<Asteroid> idiot.

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #3384 (+9) [ 2006-05-29, 07:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grosby: heehee
Grosby: 4 more days.
Grosby: I can't wait until thursday afternoon!
Grosby: :D
knowsfords: whats thursday?
Lurks: day after wednesday, before friday
Grosby: last day of work!
Grosby: :D
Grosby: *dances*
Grosby: then I have 8 months to piss you all off, daily! :D
Grosby: all day
Grosby: everyday
Grosby: :P
Hibba has disconnected: Ping timeout
Lurks: there goes one
Grosby: it's not even thursday yet