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Quote #2482 (+8) [ 2005-01-09, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Krypt0n> nah i got a fridge and shit :D
<Krypt0n> i keep my piss and shit in there
<Krypt0n> well
<Krypt0n> not urine and faeces
<Krypt0n> but my stuff

Quote #2499 (+8) [ 2005-01-15, 10:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year
<Krypt0n> somebody told me that mazzanet is a n00b, who sounds like a 15 year old that I want to punch since jan of last year

Quote #2502 (+8) [ 2005-01-16, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ashley: You spell "faries" fairies, don't you?
Ashley: I'm lost. I haven't had the need to spell that word since I was in early primary school.
Lartnec: I believe so
Ashley: Lartnec, You should get a blog.
Lartnec: Hmm it's a thought
Jess|ZzZ: fairy
Jess|ZzZ: fairies
Lartnec: oi stop the insults
Lartnec: :P

Quote #2526 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Nick ] it rocks
[ @Nick ] goin to hong kong tomorrow
[ gords ] whatcha doing over there, Nick?
[ David ] asian chicks, of course :)
[ David ] uh-oh, would that score me a K-Line? :|

Quote #2527 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 14:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> Frag|A, sometimes i feel as if im trapped, and i dont know where to walk away to
<eDust> bottle it up
<eDust> let the anger build up over years
<FreeFrag> Then track down edust and kill him.
<eDust> i'm in sydney, just ask for eDust

Quote #2531 (+8) [ 2005-01-24, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<praetorian> yes, i seriously hate moving pixels by hand, very bad on the back.
<Chris> scott, you're not funny, try to work with that information and use it to your (and our) advantage.

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #2566 (+8) [ 2005-02-05, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bkuebler> My kid is sick....
<bkuebler> So he went to bed late last night...
<bkuebler> was crying at 04:00 this morning.
<bkuebler> then at 05:00
<bkuebler> then just stayed up...
<bkuebler> then puked all over the place during breakfast.
<bkuebler> Wheeee!!!!!!
<linc> technicolor yawn
<dstate> ouch
<dstate> i would all contract that out to the woman
<bkuebler> when he barfed, he said "look daddy, my favorite cerial"

Quote #2699 (+8) [ 2005-04-21, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> this channel isnt as entertaining as ugbox makes it out to be

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #2816 (+8) [ 2005-06-08, 11:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> <biatch> Jesus mc-fricken christ. Sweet mother of mary. Waxing your legs HURTS <=- pfft, I've had it done, wasn't that bad :)
<pooger> she's hairier
<strongbad> rofl

Quote #2823 (+8) [ 2005-06-15, 16:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> One``: Just bear in mind that eating strange wild mushrooms is a good way to end up in hospital leaking violently out all three ends

Quote #2834 (+8) [ 2005-06-20, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> god damn my mum is a tight arse
<Gibbon> so tempting
<Agg> you find his mum's tight arse tempting?
<Gibbon> hey, you haven't seen his mum
<Agg> true enough :)

Quote #3014 (+8) [ 2005-10-05, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> ibbrembo
<Baker> Thats the new Apple product isn't it?
<Baker> iBrembo
<Erve> yeah, internet brakes
<wild`> what will they think of next, an iBenzor?
<Freaek> iTron
<wild`> that's tIron :P
<Erve> hahah
<Freaek> good point
<Erve> an internet iron
<Erve> oh the ironing

Quote #3065 (+8) [ 2005-11-03, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(SgtMjrTank) my god it drives me insane
(SgtMjrTank) "i can't do anything for myself. i ahve to ask the ocau community on how to do this."
(SgtMjrTank) next it will be "how do i put pants on? plz help asap."
(@Manaz) "OK, I've got a woman home, in bed. Where does my penis go? Normally its in my hand, but the last girl was disappointed when all I did was tug off to free internet pr0n"

Quote #3106 (+8) [ 2005-11-24, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[nbound] how do you make a quit message anyway????
[modafroman] slash guit message
[FatMan] nbound: handy thing called the tools -> options
[mazzanet] nbound: type /quit [message]
[mazzanet] and it'll store your message
[FatMan] ^^ or that
[mazzanet] so when you /quit next, your message will appear
[nbound] yeah i couldnt find it in options
[nbound] message goes in []'s?
[mazzanet] no
[mazzanet] well you can if you want
[nbound] okiez :)
[ace234] what you put afet /quit will be in your quit message
Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit: Disconnecting from the Matrix.....]
FatMan high-5's mazzanet
[FatMan] well played.
[mazzanet] hah!
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] did it work?
[nbound] lol
[mazzanet] no
[ace234] try alt + z
[mazzanet] you better do it again
Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Azrael] lol
[Bern] hahaha
mazzanet hi-5s ace234
[bungs] hehe
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[Shaun] You guys are mean.
[nbound] dammit
[nbound] whoever said that
FatMan straightens up his halo
[ace234] hmm try /raw server quit <message here>
[mazzanet] nbound: try /server quitmsg [message]
[mazzanet] ...which is the same as ace234's
[mazzanet] you don't need the /raw
Quit: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130] [Quit]
[ace234] hehe
[Azrael] Lol
[bungs] :)
[ace234] mazzanet but it makes it harder to understand for the n00bs so they do it anyway
[mazzanet] /raw server doesn't do anything...
Join: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[nbound] okiez that definately didnt work
[ace234] it does, it just passes everything after the /raw straight to the server
[nbound] it tried to connect to a server called quitmsg
[mazzanet] and 'server' isn't a valid command, so nothing will happen
[[nbound] im using mIRC if that helps
[mazzanet] oh
[mazzanet] you need to get an operator to set it then
[mazzanet] type /join 0,#help
Part: [nbound] [XXXXX@202.22.161.130]
[FatMan] hahaha
[ace234] haw haw
[Bern] lolol
[ace234] this has to be ugboxed

Quote #3380 (+8) [ 2006-05-26, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> grr some dickhead friend of mine swapped my missus' contact number and mum's number around on my phone
<Hell_Fire> lol aftahours
<maddcore> rofl, sent any sexy messages to your mum?
<Stygian> oh god no...
<aftahours> 'hey you got some sexy clothes to wear on sunday when i pick you up?' went to my mum
<aftahours> so did a fwe others
<FatMan> hahahahaha afta

Quote #3115 (+8) [ 2005-11-30, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Dear overclockers,
<Jessica> Being capped blows.
<Jessica> Love Jessica.
<Manol> Dear Jessica,
<Manol> Welcome to Australian Broadband
<Manol> Love Manol
<Manol> xxx

Quote #3122 (+8) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #3151 (+8) [ 2005-12-20, 17:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daltasaur> my nipple is inverted, i need ice to make it come out and play :\

Quote #3169 (+8) [ 2006-01-04, 09:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Who here wouldn't date / otherthings with/to Jennifer Morrison?
<MonoJoker> Turophile that's a question for the pub
<Turophile> Sure, she was born in 1979.
<V8R[ws]> is she female?
<MonoJoker> lol
<Turophile> Yes.
<V8R[ws]> that'll do!
<Turophile> She's also in House... she's the hot one.
<SirPNut> <V8R[ws]> is she female? <-- as if descriminate like that....
<SirPNut> has she got a pulse ?
<V8R[ws]> hahah
<V8R[ws]> is she warm!?
<Grosby> "if I push her, will she move a little"

Quote #3178 (+8) [ 2006-01-08, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

deepspring: fucking cat... it's sleepin on the bbq again, it's just tempting me..

Quote #3238 (+8) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #3265 (+8) [ 2006-02-20, 11:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Work> online dating service. Email. Subject line "Hot left wing liberals waiting for you now"
<BenZ|Work> yay spam
<DemosDemon> LMFAO!
<BenZ|Work> "Oh baby, i disagree with you on that proposition, oh yeah, who's first amendmant's gunna get trampled, yeah, you like that when congress debates, dont you"
<DemosDemon> lmfao
<BenZ|Work> "who's a dirty bill of rights, you are.."

Quote #3337 (+8) [ 2006-04-25, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy: Gretel Killeen is 73
Agg: in dog years
Agg: which is appropriate

Quote #3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing

Quote #3578 (+8) [ 2006-10-03, 09:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

enigma: i'm a fan of arguing on irc too, it's what it's made fo
enigma: *for
brodsta: Senate Question Time on irc!! :D
brodsta: how kool would that be
brodsta: "FFS will the member for Warnambool please sit down!"
brodsta: "STFU"
V8R: "GTFO!"

Quote #3619 (+8) [ 2006-10-30, 11:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Danspec> so how does the MS recorvery console work?
<benz> badly
<Danspec> an answer from someone that isnt a twat?
<BBQ_69> that actually sums it up pretty well
<Danspec> yes well
<Danspec> thats hardly helpful
<BBQ_69> just like the recovery console

Quote #4053 (+8) [ 2007-03-11, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jake> Heh. Now SupCom won't start.
<Jake> Unable to start
<Jake> Please verify system meets minimum specifications.
<@Frag_Lord> lol u fail
<Jake> That's the most depressing error message I've ever gotten.
<DJ_HiP> mm that sure is a blow to the e-penis
<@Frag_Lord> indeed
<Jake> I was playing it earlier, but still.
<DJ_HiP> tis like a girl saying "are you sure your hard?"
<@Frag_Lord> lol
<Jake> Haha.
<@TheWedgie> "is it in yet?"

Quote #4074 (+8) [ 2007-04-10, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie ponders how many people in here have "NWS" and "NSFW" on highlight
* wayne adds NWS and NSFW to highlight
<Ze> TheWedgie : that's a good idea
<wayne> NWS
<wayne> NSFW
<wayne> I wonder how many people just rushed to IRC
--> Stygian (Stygian@58.179.191.229) has joined #overclockers
<Gary_J> wayne, Stygian wasn't even on IRC and he knew what you said! :)
<Stygian> bah. What did I join after?

Quote #4025 (+8) [ 2007-01-31, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<IKT> what's a hoegarden?
<outy|outy> a beer iirc
<biatch> A garden full of promiscuous women.
<Lits> a garden for prostitutes
<ScibyBusy> What? Where?
<biatch> Pfft I so beat you, Lits.
* Lits crash tackles biatch
<ScibyBusy> Oh, it doesn't really exist.
<ScibyBusy> You bastards.
<Bern> somebodys highlight just went off
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<Cav> ScibyBusy: and yet the dream still lives, you have something to look forward to

Quote #4026 (+8) [ 2007-02-01, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> ohhh love heart exhaust tips. hell no.
<biatch> and fluffy steering wheel covers
<biatch> for god's sake!
<biatch> get some common sense!
<brodsta> And "Crazy Bitch" sticker in hot pink on the rear windshield
<biatch> uurrnnggghhhhh!
<biatch> yeah all that crap!
<biatch> silly bitches.
<saboteur> have you seen my exhaust tip biatch
<Cav> biatch: get some common sense! <- im going to save that thought for my darkest hour
<brodsta> And don't forget all the Tweety merchandise!
<IKT> don't forget the huge dent at the front

Quote #4098 (+8) [ 2007-04-29, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TallehCat> She's rather intelligent and deep.
<Torched> yeah, deep chicks rule

Quote #4104 (+8) [ 2007-05-01, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. (0.09 seconds)
<Disko> Results 1 - 50 of about 17,400,000 for why are you spamming the channel?. (0.19 seconds)
<Danamania> Results 1 - 10 of about 65,200 for rubber tubing chicken goat porn. (0.10 seconds)

Quote #4215 (+8) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #4284 (+8) [ 2008-03-17, 17:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop-z> http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2008/_STORY/080314-02-01.jpg
<Tensop-z> anyone else notice the font and bold thing is identical to old ms software
<Tensop-z> Microsoft safety car :)
<+Nick> probably crash before the cars do

Quote #4340 (+8) [ 2008-06-30, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoMaN69> i had to delete him because i knew he was sexually attrated to me, and it weirded me out a lil
<Teddybear> what's with the homophobia, MoMaN69? :p
<MoMaN69> me homophobic HAHA !
<MoMaN69> i have alot of gay friends, im the oposite of homophobic
<Teddybear> homoerotic?

Quote #166 (+9) [ 2002-12-15, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Just /msg me if anybody wants a quickie.
<sabretooth> /msg Andypoo Andy baby, can I have a quickie?

Quote #190 (+9) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #24 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking
<Agg> no there isn't!

Quote #153 (+9) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #217 (+9) [ 2003-01-01, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> the arse goblins are going to plant a bloody graet bomb that will kill everything bar cockroachers
<Cav> hehe
<Cav> cockroaches
<Cav> i said cock..

Quote #227 (+9) [ 2003-01-04, 04:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<l00b3r> LIFE SUCKS
<Forraje> life is what you make it.
<l00b3r> lol
<l00b3r> I made life shit...
<Forraje> nice work

Quote #237 (+9) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #376 (+9) [ 2003-03-04, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just called my brother, and he goes "Hello", and I said, ah hey dude what's up, then he goes, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank" then hangs up
<Moose> Disturbing
<Temp0> very disturbing
<Sticks> and I'm sure we could all have lived without that knowledge
<Erve> ...
<Rage> Moose - i'm very sorry i had to read that
<Clay> Moose left hand or right hand?

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #451 (+9) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #464 (+9) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #521 (+9) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh