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Quote #183 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> OMG! Baker has no bunghole!!!
<Baker|BBL> You noticed Narcolepsy :D
<Narcolepsy> Can I see? jk..
<Baker|BBL> Sure! go to www.goa... err...
<Rage> :o

Quote #4047 (+1) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #156 (+12) [ 2002-12-11, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

Quote #2882 (+5) [ 2005-07-16, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> i got my formal photos in the mail yesterday
<Eminoir> came with a big slip with DO NOT SCAN OR PHOTOCOPY THESE IMAGES OR WE WILL CRY
<Eminoir> or words to that extent
<Ultima> 0.o
<Ultima> Did you scan them?
<Eminoir> i will
<Eminoir> once i find a scanner
* Ultima waits for cops to burst in as soon as Eminoir start scanning
<Eminoir> oh noes!
<Eminoir> then i can say
<Eminoir> "I was framed!"
<Ultima> ...
<Eminoir> :D

Quote #151 (+4) [ 2002-12-10, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitchee> mm.. woody, wood tastes nice, especially sledgehammer wood
<Mitchee> k that was bad
<Mitchee> sledgehammer woody
<Mitchee> crap..
<Mitchee> NO!!!

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #1607 (+3) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #1103 (+3) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #704 (+8) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #1765 (+3) [ 2004-03-24, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> !google Victoria police
<D_Web> Result: Victoria Police - Internet - [ http://www.police.vic.gov.au/ ]
<DDsD> If google was a person, and i was a female, i would want to have its babies

Quote #1464 (+1) [ 2003-12-29, 17:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sim0n> oh dear god, if i ever lost my cable connection, i think id rather hang upself with the 56k modem cable than hook it up to the socket

Quote #1299 (+2) [ 2003-11-10, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) hey PalaNIN
(@PalaNIN) hey
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) youe mum ever caught you having a wank behind the fridge??
(@PalaNIN) only once
(@Fatal|ShadowBlade) its a good spot hey
(@PalaNIN) yeah, i do it in the leftover pasta
(@PalaNIN) fucken owns.

Quote #220 (+17) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #2040 (+6) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #1950 (+1) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #1530 (+22) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #506 (+6) [ 2003-04-26, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> did anyone try my hand red dwarf style of practice kissing? it's a really killer
<Darkness> what the?
<Darkness> Does that mean i have to wear a red suit and kneel down?
<Darkness> Cause there aint no way i'm becoming santas bitch!
<Darkness> oh wait, that's an elf.

Quote #123 (+3) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #453 (+5) [ 2003-04-08, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): Hmm.. Photoshop just gave me an error about me having "nothing to stroke"... should i be offended?
(LordWorm): Darkness: take a screen cap :P that ones for the archives :P
([SweN]): heh
(Cav): Darkness: why would you be offended?
* Cav ducks
(Darkness): You're right. Do me a favour and help me roll it back up, Cav...

Quote #340 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> i'm man-bitter ever since agg dumped me.
* sabretooth peers at Agg.
<sabretooth> Must be because your vehicle has 4 wheels instead of 2.
<biatch> I think personally he was intimidated ;)
<Agg> don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
<Erve> damn I must be dyslexic, I read that as he-man bitch-slap.. didn't know he-man bitch slapped..

Quote #73 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> have you ever seen a c#nt wrapped in plastic?
<FreeFrag> then look at your drivers licence
<FreeFrag> :o
<FreeFrag> wrong channel!!

Quote #4053 (+8) [ 2007-03-11, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jake> Heh. Now SupCom won't start.
<Jake> Unable to start
<Jake> Please verify system meets minimum specifications.
<@Frag_Lord> lol u fail
<Jake> That's the most depressing error message I've ever gotten.
<DJ_HiP> mm that sure is a blow to the e-penis
<@Frag_Lord> indeed
<Jake> I was playing it earlier, but still.
<DJ_HiP> tis like a girl saying "are you sure your hard?"
<@Frag_Lord> lol
<Jake> Haha.
<@TheWedgie> "is it in yet?"

Quote #889 (+15) [ 2003-08-13, 01:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza|ZzZ|> review some viagra
<Agg> too hard
<Agg> (boom tish)

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #3185 (+3) [ 2006-01-11, 10:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> I used to be an athiest until I lost my belief

Quote #2137 (+5) [ 2004-07-12, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SPlatinum> Well, I'm sleepy, I better be off boys.
<Mred32> I was off boys a long time ago.
<SPlatinum> Damm you!

Quote #876 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<head_rush> Like this one dude at work
<head_rush> Went upto this chick, and like drinks her coke
<head_rush> And she goes, you can have some if you like, its left over fromt his morning, could be abit flat
<head_rush> And then the dude goes
<head_rush> Cant be as flat as your chest
<RoSWeLL> lol she was owned
<head_rush> YEr

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #1276 (+3) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #3074 (+4) [ 2005-11-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo> any telemarketing people here?
<Daemo> probably not.. but one will call you soon

Quote #861 (+7) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #2655 (+11) [ 2005-03-30, 00:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rjbs]: WHO ARE YOU PEOPL!?!
[ DaveQB]: lol
[ dstate2]: rjbs, i am your father
[ rjbs]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[ rjbs]: Can I borrow the car?

Quote #1787 (+12) [ 2004-03-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> cmon, you slow pos.
* knowsfords punches his modem
* knowsfords - Quit (Quit: connection reset by peer)

Quote #1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #920 (+2) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #1897 (+7) [ 2004-04-30, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> if you sign nda, you get to see stuff before launch, if not, then you don't. simple enough.
* BenZor setts agg's cock forward. It expires now!
<BenZor> um. Clock.
<Agg> keep your hands off my cock, ta.

Quote #1408 (+13) [ 2003-12-03, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> oh! 4 seconds with one hand! woot!

Quote #3290 (+11) [ 2006-03-23, 08:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc> ya know, i was just watching some footage of that cyclone area, and i've got to say that i didn't notice a single faded curtain
<Doc> perhaps they were right about daylight savings?
<Mnz|WORK> lol
<Doc> (they didnt show any cows so i can't say if they were confused or not - perhaps they all blew away?)

Quote #2861 (+2) [ 2005-07-03, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> A Taiwan stock trader mistakenly bought $251 million worth of shares with a misstroke of her computer keyboard, meaning her company is looking at a paper loss of more than $12 million and she is looking for a new job.
<Skitzo> Hahahaha
<Quan-Time> err say what ?
<Quan-Time> how is that possible to "MISTAKE
<Quan-Time> OH FFS
<Quan-Time> fukin teyboard
<Eminoir> just like that :P

Quote #3453 (+9) [ 2006-07-18, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> I just realised im at a church, and my wallpaper is "Jesus did it for the chicks"

Quote #49 (+10) [ 2002-11-04, 05:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<`Rage> in the gay olympics, do they play rugby? 'cause i DONT want to see that
<Agg[busy]> rugmunchby
<DJ-Studd> The gay olympics are gay
<DJ-Studd> well, um, yeh...
<LINUX> there's gay olympics now?
<`Rage> yeah
<Fred_Nurk> hehehe, gay rugby
<Fred_Nurk> scrum would take on a whole new meaning

Quote #175 (+50) [ 2002-12-18, 11:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** VooDoo sets mode: +m
<VooDoo> you gunna continue to be lamers?
*** Narc|Yale is now known as Yes
*** Yes is now known as wait-no
*** wait-nop is now known as were-done
*** Quadbox is now known as lol

Quote #762 (+5) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #2482 (+8) [ 2005-01-09, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Krypt0n> nah i got a fridge and shit :D
<Krypt0n> i keep my piss and shit in there
<Krypt0n> well
<Krypt0n> not urine and faeces
<Krypt0n> but my stuff

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #2171 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 13:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Cool. Giant mandarine in the fridge.
<Paladin> i wish I had some giant fruits at tafe with me
<Paladin> oh wait, I do
<Paladin> stupid people.... hate them all

Quote #2318 (+3) [ 2004-10-03, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

MxPx_Eli: My car is dead
MxPx_Eli: lol
Owen: What happened to it?
MxPx_Eli: Alternator went poof
MxPx_Eli: (and my car is homophobic) :P