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Quote #1808 (+4) [ 2004-04-06, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ask!
<DDsD> How long is TheWedgie's Penis Rage?
<Rage> flaccid or erect?
<TheWedgie> :/
<DDsD> Ahh.. both
<Rage> 4" flaccid
<Rage> 7" errect
<TheWedgie> longer than the third toe on my left foot.
<DDsD> <Rage> lol, my gf thinks i'm gay
<TheWedgie> LOL
<DDsD> I think that *thinks* is the wrong word dude ;p

Quote #1892 (+5) [ 2004-04-29, 22:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> zfuck
<Rage> spilled lift on keyborD
<Rage>
<Rage> shit
<TheWedgie> hahahha
<Rage> ZNOT GIN
<Rage> HGJ
<NozzBleh> HAHAAH
<Rage> 1QA
* NozzBleh is now known as Nozz
<Rage> Z
<Rage> z
<Rage> fuck nooooooooooooooo
<Nozz> roflmao
<TheWedgie> haha
<Nozz> You need to learn to aim for your mouth better
<Rage> wtf its m
<Rage>
<Rage> Z
* Nozz is highly amused
<Rage> z
<knowsfordz> dam, the same thing happened with my other keyboard
<knowsfordz> the temp one
<Rage> sjdfgoskdjfhglskdjhfglskjhglkjh\\
<knowsfordz> cept I didn't spill anything on it
<Rage> <idlerpg> FreeFrag, the the attacker of the n00ba, has attained level 3! Next level in 0 days, 00:15:36.
<Rage> A
<Rage> ahh
<Rage> its back
<Rage> working
<Rage> for some reason
<Rage> |:d
<Rage> or not
<Rage> waadsflkqweretyuiouhdgzl;ksdjf
<Rage>
<Rage> SOME OF THE KEYS r gone
<Rage> like 1QAZ
<knowsfordz> Rage: you're gunna need to replace it
<Rage> DUDE ITS A LAPTOP
<Rage> this has happened before tho, with beer last time
<Nozz> stop spilling shit in it then, you idiot
<Rage> 1qa
<knowsfordz> bahaha even worser sucked in :p
<Rage> 1qa
<Rage> it was an accident
<FreeFrag> *chuckle*
<Nozz> Be more careful
<FreeFrag> quotable :)
<Rage> YOU SHOULD see my screen, its going nuts
<Rage> menues and shit popping up everywhere

Quote #1519 (+2) [ 2004-01-14, 15:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squigy> Agg I AM NOTIFIYHING t32h WEB am,astER. SOMEHTING IS WORNG!
<Agg> oh noess!!1
<Squigy> heh, i see you are trained well in the art of 1227.
<Squigy> *fuck.

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #205 (+12) [ 2002-12-24, 04:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

* XiTatiON returns...
<sabz> Woohoo! He returned!
* XiTatiON returns...
<VooDooo> both personalities too it seems

Quote #23 (+3) [ 2002-10-25, 07:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> You wanna dog me behind my back
<MissKitty> do it to my face pls
<Kittie> excuse me?
<Kittie> ?
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Sciby> kittie: Feel free to distribute naked pictures like MissSatine did though. *ahem*
<MissKitty> [01:06] <Kittie> miss slutine?
<Kittie> yeah? and?
<MissKitty> Kindly do it to my face or not at all
<MissKitty> ok little girl
<Kittie> not my fault ur a slut
<MissKitty> What is your definition of a slut?
<Kittie> you
<MissKitty> No wonder I am a slut in your eyes then
<Kittie> slut Pronunciation Key (slt)
<Kittie> n.
<Kittie> A woman considered sexually promiscuous.
<Kittie> A woman prostitute.
<Kittie> A slovenly woman; a slattern.
<MissKitty> I am aware of the dictionary term for slut
<MissKitty> I do not howevere fit into that

Quote #2537 (+2) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #4229 (+4) [ 2007-10-16, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg retires to the sofa with the remote control and packet of antihistamines
<Madhatter> cold or illergic to baby?
<Agg> chicken motherfucking pox
* Tao|zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
<Agg> if you can believe it
<Dopefish> WTF
<aXiSte> ouch
<Dopefish> you have been having a bad time lately no?
<Agg> the way this month has been going i assume an ebola bomb will go off in my backyard next weekend

Quote #3509 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 19:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Sciby> Just walked into the comp lab to check the printer paper and 10 guys are in there, playing counter-strike. When I cleared my throat, they all spun around like they'd been caught jacking off together.

Quote #1605 (+9) [ 2004-02-08, 15:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> Roses are #FF0000
<j> Violets are #0000FF
<j> chown -R you ~/base

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #4237 (+6) [ 2007-10-29, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> fucking hell, one of my friends has MSN and has a virus that keeps trying to send out infected marriages
<csimpson> an infected marriage would suck
<csimpson> even more than a regular marriage

Quote #1362 (+8) [ 2003-11-20, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i can't find this t-shirt i like :/
<@Fatal|T0nY> :|
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> it might be in the hamper :/
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yay
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> doesn't smell too bad
<@Fatal|T0nY> if it does just spray it with deo
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> yeah, but its wrinkly too
<@Fatal|T0nY> thats my domestic tip
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> so i'll just hang it up somewhere
<@Fatal|T0nY> oh if its wrinkly
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> i got about two hours till i'm going
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> a bit more, actually
<@Fatal|T0nY> lay it on the floor and roll over it
<@Fatal|T0nY> rofl
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> lmao
<@Fatal|T0nY> and try to laugh when you do it
<@Fatal|PalaNIN> why
<@Fatal|T0nY> cause then you will be rofl

Quote #1851 (+10) [ 2004-04-17, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|WiFi> Oh fuck
<BenZ|WiFi> we chucked a tommo
<BenZ|WiFi> CD Player + Wireless and now im stuck out the front of someones house on wireless.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, suck it.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, net send the people inside for help.
<V8R[2400]> hmm, i cant spot the problem, BenZ|WiFi
<WMinstrel> "Hello? I'm outside stealing bandwidth, can you help me?"

Quote #3136 (+11) [ 2005-12-12, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> Condense soup, not books!
<gords> reader's digest bothering you again, Freaek?
<Freaek> those lousy fuckers
<Freaek> word nazis!
<TheWedgie> lol
<Freaek> oh sure, you laugh now, but just you wait. It'll be a lolercaust all over again

Quote #1075 (+6) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #586 (+17) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #88 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.

Quote #4149 (+9) [ 2007-06-06, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

The_Dan: who here is on internet?
The_Dan: ...that is the dumbest thing i have ever said

Quote #685 (+13) [ 2003-06-18, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> afaik is some sort of acronym as far as I know...
<FuriousG> 'as far as i know'
<FuriousG> hey, i see what you said narc
<FuriousG> you suck
<FuriousG> make me look the fool

Quote #3910 (+1) [ 2006-12-23, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo- keeps looking for someone trustworthy in Sydney
<@sabretooth> VooDoo-: benz
<Shaun> hahahahahahaha

Quote #2298 (+1) [ 2004-09-22, 16:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rendrag> isle of mann?
<Rendrag> oh
<Rendrag> it's a real place
<Rendrag> i thoguht it was some made up gay retreat

Quote #3271 (+11) [ 2006-02-25, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> no beta|happy, Stygian is living proof that gladwrap and a rubber band does not make an effective form of contraceptive
<beta|happy> gogo SirPNut
* DX` has joined #overclockers
<Stygian> lol gee thanks
<Agg> but marsbars wrappers are ok still, right? right??
* Z sets mode: +o Daemon
<Agg> king-size mars bars, of course, ahem
<Quadbox> lol agg, of course
<Daemon> Agg: only on the first of the month
<Quadbox> they're heat-sealed
<beta|happy> rofl
<Quadbox> :p
<Daemon> otherwise it's snickers :P
<beta|happy> Quadbox at what temp do they seal them ?
<Quadbox> no! cherry ripe
<Tabris> flake
<Agg> picnic bars are ok, but only for anal
<Quadbox> how the fuck should I know, beta|happy?
<beta|happy> coke bottle
<Daemon> Quadbox: it is? uh oh
* Agg was kicked by Agg (ffs)
<knowsfords> I cant find king sized mars bars/snickers around here :(
* Agg has joined #overclockers
<Quadbox> Agg: what, because they're peanutty and chunky? :p
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Stygian> lol
<Agg> aherrm
<beta|happy> Quadbox your the science freak
<Tabris> too low brow even for yourself
<Agg> Quadbox - coz they look like a turd.
<knowsfords> its only the single or the new dual bars
<Daemon> Agg: think, then type. It's a powerful combination ;)

Quote #831 (+3) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #1969 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #1148 (+2) [ 2003-10-16, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tens0p> first time i drove a car was down a quiet road near my suburb
<Tens0p> i was doing 20kmh and a fucking wallaby smacked the car and went over the bonnet
<Tens0p> that put me off for a few months

Quote #862 (+1) [ 2003-08-09, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

Quote #1581 (+6) [ 2004-02-01, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BoobooKittiFukk> a pom in one of the tour groups we took in paris
<BoobooKittiFukk> asked me if a taz devil really spun around like that

Quote #2440 (+2) [ 2004-12-19, 13:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> wicket!
<Iroquois> 2/34, target 564
<INerTIal> thanks Iroquois but if i wanted the score i'm sure there are a hundred or so websites will to give me it
<Reaver> thanks INerTIal, but if I wanted a smartarse i'd talk to One``
<Reaver> :)
<Draffa> lol
<INerTIal> gah
<Draffa> he's got you there INerTIal :D

Quote #1137 (+11) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

Quote #1531 (+6) [ 2004-01-16, 12:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Google has joined #overclockers
* DDsD|l337 asks Google a question
<DDsD|l337> What is a triangle?
<[SweN]> are you feeling lucky DDsD|l337
* Daemon gives DDsD|l337 400 answers and 4 text ads

Quote #4274 (+11) [ 2008-02-21, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

* glasnt musses Teddybear's hair with the severed arm of mazzanet
<mazzanet> the question is, why do i have a severed arm?
<glasnt> Arm? Did I say arm?
<glasnt> I apologise.
<glasnt> I meant severed sense of reality. An easy mistake.

Quote #2669 (+10) [ 2005-04-05, 19:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jedi_Vader20> bit of amusement from class today: Our teacher was discussing our group assignments. "Now for your groups, three is a good number, two is too few, four is too much." (someone mutters from across the room) "three shall be the number of counting, and the number of counting shall be three." (giggling) "five is right out!" (class cracks up)

Quote #892 (+12) [ 2003-08-13, 18:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dicey> someone needs to invent a heater that follows you around
<RoSWeLL> dicey its called a fat bitch stuck to your hip
<dicey> roswell, that wouldn't be too pleasant.. plus i don't need a fat bitch because i am one
<RoSWeLL> hard luck dicey become a lesbian and get a fat bitch ?
<dicey> ros, tried that... but fat bitches aren't all that kissable
<RoSWeLL> but all you need is a heater
<RoSWeLL> fat bitch is as good as any heater

Quote #2785 (+2) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #3101 (+1) [ 2005-11-21, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dracarys Any> bets the courier comes whilst I'm... err... indisposed.
<barto-kun> "indisposed" <- jerking off to slash porn with steve jobs and bill gates in it?
* Disko is away: indisposed

Quote #4329 (+9) [ 2008-06-06, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:40] <Wayne> http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/aussie-drug-mule-stopped-breathing/2008/06/06/1212259091928.html
[21:40] <Wayne> An Australian woman is under police guard in a Vietnam hospital after a bag of heroin she was allegedly trying to smuggle broke inside her body.
[21:40] <fen> win! o/
[21:40] <chunks> haha?
[21:40] <Wayne> "This is the first case in which we have found heroin in a person's anus. We have treated people having swallowed heroin before."
[21:41] <Wayne> Remember kids: when taking drugs it has most likely been up somebodies anus.
[21:42] <DmeciuM> That's a good point, wayne
[21:43] * Lemming smokes more pot
[21:43] <Evangel> Ass pot?
[21:43] * chunks notionally smokes pot
[21:43] <Lemming> fertilized with products of an anus, never been up there though
[21:43] <fen> somewhere, at sometime, a drug addled fucktard is going to read that story and think, i could probably get that out with a straw...
[21:43] <Lemming> lol
[21:43] <chunks> hahah I already did fen
[21:44] * Sheri backs away from Lemming

Quote #298 (+9) [ 2003-02-02, 11:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.
<Strat> Narcolepsy are you serious?
<Strat> or you quoting someone :)

Quote #1880 (+4) [ 2004-04-27, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yuuhi-kun> once my japanese class starts
<Yuuhi-kun> im gonna ask the finest girl in the class out
<The_uniKoRnio> lol
<Skylar> lol
<ltCd-> ......
<Yuuhi-kun> and get rejected
<Skylar> ull get rejected
<ltCd-> and ur gonna get rejected.

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #53 (+6) [ 2002-11-06, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Agg, what did I win?
<Agg> FreeFrag - you won a "kick in the nuts" voucher, redeemable at your nearest Agg outlet.
<Agg> (not exchangeable for cash)

Quote #860 (+5) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #670 (+7) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #861 (+7) [ 2003-08-09, 10:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Sciby!
<@Sciby> What?
<mazzanet> hi
<@Sciby> STFU.
<mazzanet> ok

Quote #3606 (+3) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #2170 (+7) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #2594 (+1) [ 2005-02-18, 02:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> im bored, violent, angry, and bored
<Iroquois> and redundant

Quote #3474 (+3) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'