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Quote #762 (+6) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #3357 (+7) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #3606 (+4) [ 2006-10-18, 14:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> fuckin hell
<The_Dan> sneezed and gave myself some kind of crazy pain
<The_Dan> behind me eye
<The_Dan> nyar
<Turophile> The_Dan: Brain trying to escape?
<WedgieAFK> haha

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #739 (+3) [ 2003-07-07, 02:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> I feel sorry for Cav
<Decker> that guy gets a mouthful on irc
<Fodder> Decker: he seems to manage, spends more time beating off neolithic than getting harrassed
<Fodder> as in .. beating neolithic with a large trout
<Fodder> damn double meanings

Quote #642 (+6) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #996 (+11) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #2663 (+3) [ 2005-04-02, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale> thetron: when you learn to spell, you can pick on people :)
<thetron> I can sell
<ace[work]> bwuhaha
<Lurks> omgooglies
<ace[work]> now thetron shutup before you make an even bigger arse of yourself :)
<yale> well, that proves my point entirely.
<yale> if you want, I can help you jam the other foot in your mouth :)

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #1596 (+7) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #1184 (+2) [ 2003-10-21, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<smokey> pussy smells
<SUPAMODEL> especially when it's been dead for like 2, 3 days dude

Quote #2603 (+5) [ 2005-02-22, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoAWAY> Hi! I'm Bram Cohen, the author of BitTorrent.
<MonoAWAY> I maintain BitTorrent for a living. This is my only job.
<MonoAWAY> Brian, you're gonna starve...
<MonoAWAY> *Bram
<Shawry> Hi! I am Brum, an obnoxious little british car. I have my own television series

Quote #4191 (+10) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

Quote #1009 (+16) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #1397 (+2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #417 (+6) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #1745 (+9) [ 2004-03-15, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> prerequisites to talking on this channel: you must be female, unless you are male

Quote #1971 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #3156 (+11) [ 2005-12-23, 00:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<Jessica> Heheh
<Jessica> Yeah.
<Jessica> I got packed full of it.
<FatMan> wtf?
* FatMan (rofl@CPE-60-226-81-159.qld.bigpond.net.au) has left #overclockers

Quote #2520 (+16) [ 2005-01-21, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David ] Slipknot concert in 3days 4hrs 37mins 29secs
[ David ] woot
! +Fragwizard has 5wks 3days until he is 19. :)
[ Ashley ] Heh.
[ David ] I am 19.606152 years old. It's my birthday in 20wks 3days 9hrs 5mins 29secs
! Ashley has 1 minutes 32 seconds until he gets up and has a drink of water.
[ +Fragwizard ] lol
[ David ] hahaahahaha

Quote #3319 (+3) [ 2006-04-09, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech|W> hey mazzanet where the bloody hell are you
* Grosby bans rodgrech from the UK and the bible-belt of america

Quote #3217 (+18) [ 2006-01-22, 23:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<_12ftEskim> i also want to see a musical rendition of the Alien franchise, but sadly it's yet to be made
<Agg> i can imagine an opera.. "it's in your chest.. it's on your face.. it's in the dog.. in outer space.."

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #564 (+59) [ 2003-05-16, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoadKILL> hey Narcolepsy what did you do with LW's body?
<Narcolepsy> Unspeakable things...
<Narcolepsy> Things of which I will not speak.
<Wizard> he dead ?
<Narcolepsy> Things of which nothing must be spoken..
<RoadKILL> well where did you dump it? cause he is MIA it seems
<Wizard> Speak not of the things of which you speak
<RoadKILL> i have spake of these things allready!
<Narcolepsy> I don't think 'spake' is a word...
<Wizard> Its in the bible i think
<RoadKILL> yeah tis
<Wizard> The lord spake upon to moses
<Wizard> and said
<Wizard> "Stop fucking about with that ocean gonad"

Quote #904 (+7) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #15 (+6) [ 2002-10-23, 06:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> I want to get my penis working but I really have no idea how to use it either.
<Skit> people use it, becomes unstable..

Quote #1044 (+26) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): i don't need a brain, i have tits.

Quote #113 (+3) [ 2002-11-22, 12:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I just had a shave...
<knowsfords> the sink was overflowing with hair
<z3[n]> knowsfords: did u shave ur legs or something?
<knowsfords> z3[n]: nah my face... if it were my legs then the whole bathroom would be overflowing with hair

Quote #2428 (+9) [ 2004-12-14, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* TheWedgie throws his shoe at D_WebWork.
* CrashDummy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* brembo` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* D_WebWork has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* _DDsD has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Apok has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Falkor_ is now known as Falkor
<TheWedgie> crikey!
<TheWedgie> i think we win Falkor
<TheWedgie> now to share the booty

Quote #1475 (+3) [ 2004-01-05, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonkeyINAbaG> CapnChron, has your sister read that quote?
<CapnChron> No
<CapnChron> NO.. She will NEVER know!
<CapnChron> Hopefully
* CapnChron runs off to do a complete format of the internet
<darktranq> rofl

Quote #1297 (+8) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #807 (+86) [ 2003-07-21, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> FreeFrag: you could go wardriving :P
<FreeFrag> Redback, yeah, I've got Nutstumbler running :)
<FreeFrag> *NETSTUMBLER :o

Quote #652 (+10) [ 2003-06-10, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> what's it about z3[n]?
<z3[n]> biatch: some n00b flaming me
<gords> what, one n00b flaming another n00b?
<Rik|away> n00b wars, coming soon to AOL tv!
<nEoLIthIc> LOL
<Rage> nEoLIthIc - you're the end boss n00b

Quote #2718 (+2) [ 2005-04-28, 10:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ canadiant]: Im in love lol. I found a girl that can subnet! :D

Quote #349 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #773 (+10) [ 2003-07-11, 04:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draffa is glad he's logging this :)
* ernest thinks "arn't we all" if only I cold log IRL
(ernest): well, I can, but its called going to the potty
(Darkness): I had a real life log, but i drank some bottle labled rm -rf
(Darkness): Fucked if i can remember what it did.

Quote #2416 (+7) [ 2004-12-08, 02:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> I just went to the loo.
<Mred32> ...and discovered that I bought a pack of paper towel rolls instead of toilet rolls. bummer :(
<Mred32> Rather scratchy.

Quote #3129 (+3) [ 2005-12-11, 15:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Sticks) did j00 go have a whittle whinge to agg?
(surok1) no but i will now
Mode» (Agg) sets (+b *!*@128.27.233.220.exetel.com.au)
This (*!*@128.27.233.220.exetel.com.au) ban affects (surok1)
Kick» (surok1) was kicked by (Agg) (don't bother)

Quote #692 (+5) [ 2003-06-22, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> when my friend had a party, a few people threw up in his backyard. we were there a few months later, and you could see this chunky tufts of grass where the spew was
<Rik_> it had grown 3 times as long as the other grass

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #36 (+3) [ 2002-10-28, 04:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I used to get a sore right wrist, but for some reason, but new chair fixed it...
<Narcolepsy> I guess I can sit at a better height now..
<VooDoo> swap hands Narcolepsy
<Narcolepsy> VooDoo: Changing hands is like a whole new woman...

Quote #3010 (+12) [ 2005-10-02, 16:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chronic> Sms from mum
<Chronic> "Close ur fucking curtains, I can see you smoking weed"
<@Fragwizard> ROFL
<@Fragwizard> busted :P
<Chronic> just replying back "where are you?"
<Chronic> Oooh that rights
<Chronic> She's at my neighbours, I see her now

Quote #1772 (+8) [ 2004-03-26, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> WINDOWS IS SO SHIT THAT I USE IT ALL THE TIME ON MY TWO COMPUTERS AT HOME
<Owen> BUT DON'T FORGET THAT I REALLY DO HATE IT

Quote #421 (+3) [ 2003-03-25, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kazashi> VooDoo: any word on my motherboard?
<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+
<VooDoo> oops SHIP
<VooDoo> damn now you all know where my hardware comes from
<dec> you're shitting motherboards? you should really see a professional about that....
<Kazashi> Thanks. I'll be sure to clean it thoroughly :)
* sabretooth changes topic to '<VooDoo> ooops... me forgot to shit it (again) but good news was your 1700+ is now a 1900+ <-- Come one come all to hear the story of VooDoo's magic arse'
<sabretooth> See VooDoo for CPU upgrades.
<wild> sabretooth: shouldn't that be see VooDoo's ass for CPU upgrades? :)
<VooDoo> pffft

Quote #2916 (+9) [ 2005-08-01, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crusher> london was boring
<rerun> but you said it was a blast
<greazy> different type of blast
<rerun> o

Quote #1403 (+7) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1530 (+24) [ 2004-01-16, 11:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* CapnChron goes off to wake his sister up
<FuriousG> don't wake her, just put your weener in her mouth, and take photos
<FuriousG> then, post the photos on the internet
<FuriousG> then show all her friends
<FuriousG> then move to alaska
<FuriousG> chuckle to yourself for thirty years
<@Fragwizard> heheheheheheh
<CapnChron> lol
* CapnChron shows this to his sister

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.