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Quote #3367 (+3) [ 2006-05-15, 09:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kalash: Trapped miner, wife 'shared telepathy'
Kalash: THE wife of trapped miner Brant Webb was convinced her husband was alive all through his two-week ordeal in which she communicated with him by telepathy, her father said in a diary
Kalash: this is why those miners will not get a deal.
Rainwulf: what freaking morons
Rainwulf: telepathy doesnt work underground!

Quote #4222 (+5) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #1276 (+3) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #166 (+7) [ 2002-12-15, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Just /msg me if anybody wants a quickie.
<sabretooth> /msg Andypoo Andy baby, can I have a quickie?

Quote #2608 (+11) [ 2005-02-25, 03:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> Computers? In my day there were 150 of us using abacus in middle of 't road

Quote #1281 (+13) [ 2003-11-05, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@wild> god, I'm goin crazy.
<@wild> I saw the word 'watercolors', and I thought it said 'watercoolers'.
<Draebor> hahaha
<Draebor> i saw the the word 'overcooked' & thought it was overclocked
<@wild> lmao
<knowsfords> I saw the word Carpet and thought it said Wangdalooginkaulpomkomo.
<knowsfords> I then decided to stop sniffing the carpet samples.

Quote #4152 (+4) [ 2007-06-07, 17:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> We've got to get back to the fucken shire frazza

Quote #1612 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #1757 (+14) [ 2004-03-22, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm this packet of apricot logs has a use by date of Feb 05, 4047 ?
<knowsfords> man they really mean it when they say foil seals in the freshness

Quote #1964 (+5) [ 2004-05-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> when i was 15 i had a friend

Quote #2970 (+3) [ 2005-09-05, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> hahaha, walked into maccas wearing my "I AM THE STIG shirt, all the girls behind the counter just said what's a stig?
<Strange1> LOL did u get one, Or make one?
<wild> got one off ebay
<Strange1> Ah k
<Strange1> Did u tell them to go to the backseat of your car and find out?
<wild> rofl

Quote #2169 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #3381 (+7) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #3372 (+2) [ 2006-05-17, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<saev> i would possibly have studied science if i hadn't had insane science teachers.
<saev> i used to wonder where they bought their pants.
<saev> because they would have new pants... every so often... but they were always still magically pants from many decades before.
<saev> like they bought a gigantic box of ugly pants, to last throughout the ages.

Quote #116 (+9) [ 2002-11-22, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonoJoker> a fan is for cooling
<Freaek> a fan is for stalking
<Freaek> DIAL M FOR MUUUUURRRRDER!

Quote #2398 (+2) [ 2004-11-22, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<imnotgay_5> ooo shit...
<lp_unicorn> o.O
<imnotgay_5> i just like ripped my earing out >_<
<imnotgay_5> bad
<imnotgay_5> i go blood on my white shirt >_<

Quote #2432 (+2) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #1576 (+4) [ 2004-02-01, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> HELP!!!
<FreeFrag> The folks want to buy a cordless phone, and knowing my luck it will be 2.4Ghz
* FreeFrag waves goodbye to his Wireless LAN
<Fod> offer to pick out a superior model for them
<Fod> and get a non 2.4GHz one
<Fod> or move the fuck out of shepparton and kill two birds with one stone
<FreeFrag> Fod, shut the fuck up you arrogant city prick :)
<Fod> ahah

Quote #2735 (+8) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #753 (+6) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #1615 (+6) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #208 (+1) [ 2002-12-24, 08:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> K|dDO: come down to melbourne, they have been seen roaming the streets down here
<dspringau> Lurks: tasmanians aren't wild life

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #1645 (+6) [ 2004-02-16, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cycle has quit IRC (bbs cats on fire...)

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #952 (+4) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

Quote #1924 (+5) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #763 (+9) [ 2003-07-10, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Know1> howard is screwed
<Know1> he has to proove he was too stupid too know iraq didnt really have nukes
<Know1> so if he wins he prooves he's a thick as shit, if he loses and proves he has a brain he gets screwed for going through with the war
<Know1> at least bush has an out
<Know1> everyone knows he's thick as shit

Quote #2280 (+3) [ 2004-09-08, 21:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Manaz: Your on a kicking nazi streak tonight
<FreeFrag> *You're
<V8R[zzz]> !seen swifty
<FreeFrag> !seen the last n00ba who called an admin a nazi
* Z sets mode: +b *!*thetron@*.QLD.netspace.net.au
* thetron was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Do NOT call channel ops Nazis. See you in 24 hours)
<FreeFrag> Oh, there he goes.
<Jab> lol nice call Manaz
<Manaz> He says one thing all night, and it gets him banned for 24 hours. Choice.
<MoonSha> thetron contributes a fuckload more to OCAU than you Z
<Wiz> Z doesn't really say much
* Z sets mode: +b *!*BC@144.136.255.*
* MoonSha was kicked by Z ((Manaz) later)
<Z> ah fuck you all
<Z> these op nazi's aint that bad

Quote #1728 (+3) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #1972 (+4) [ 2004-05-17, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Micle> u weant that cd player?
<Micle> old one
<nko> nup, why?
<Micle> my sister wants a cd player for her car
<nko> $50
<Micle> my sister offers $20
<nko> $50
<Micle> $30
<nko> $50
<Micle> $35
<nko> $50
<Micle> $40???
<nko> $50
<Micle> punk arse lil bitch
<nko> $50
<Micle> alrite
<Micle> that was my sister typing
<Micle> i told her you wont negotiate
<nko> ;)

Quote #8 (+8) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #1617 (+3) [ 2004-02-10, 20:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Anyone had anything to do with a serious car restoration?
<Agg> no, I only restore funny cars.

Quote #1267 (+1) [ 2003-11-02, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> ROFl, one of my mates fucked a chick with no arms
<WhiteyFord> what really Rik?
<WhiteyFord> thats odd
<WhiteyFord> no hand jobs :(
<Rik> yeh, he's in the Navy, he's done alot of fucked shit
<FreeFrag> :o
<Rik> he was telling me, he did her doggy style on the beach and was going hard, and when he finished, he had almost buried her head since she couldnt keep it above sand
<WhiteyFord> did she have arms before they started fucking?
<WhiteyFord> ROFL
<Falkor> lol she has no arms, and heres mike worrying about not getting a hand job :)
<FreeFrag> ROFL!
<WhiteyFord> ahahahahahahahahhahaa
<Falkor> hahaha
<knowsfords> heh.
<WhiteyFord> thats the most horrible funny thing i have ever heard

Quote #868 (+17) [ 2003-08-10, 19:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'm so hungry I could eat the front wheel off a menstrual cycle