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Quote #3146 (+10) [ 2005-12-17, 17:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kim> how much oil should go into a corolla you guys think
<FreeFrag> fillerup
<Kim> well i have put in about 4 litres into it =
<Kim> or 3
<Kim> i cant remember
<auenf> uhh, have you checked the dipstick?
<Kim> the what?
<Kim> dipstick?
<Kim> whats that?

Quote #289 (0) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #1135 (+62) [ 2003-10-15, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> MY GOD!!!
<CapnChron> I'm soo gonna fucking kick my sister out of the house
<CapnChron> She's a paradise
<CapnChron> erm
<CapnChron> Parasite!
<@Frag[W]> LOL
* @Frag[W] falls over.
<CapnChron> I feel voliated now!
<CapnChron> Yesterday my sister says she's having a friend over because our parents ain't here for few days.
<CapnChron> Right..
<CapnChron> This morning... I came home from work
<CapnChron> about 6:45am
<CapnChron> I go upstairs.. There's 2 kitchens
<CapnChron> One downstairs, one upstairs
<CapnChron> I'm like..
<CapnChron> Fuck man
<CapnChron> this is gross
<CapnChron> happened to me TWICE@!
<CapnChron> Right.. This girl!
<CapnChron> She's sitting on the stool eating breakfast looking at the view
<CapnChron> I'm like "Damn... She's wearing panties and a pink shirt
<CapnChron> I'm thinking sexy thoughts what I want to do with her
<CapnChron> "hot ass. I'd tap that!"
<CapnChron> All that shit you guys would think when you see some hot ass
<CapnChron> I go to the fridge to get a milkshake to join the girl
<CapnChron> Guess who I see walks into the kitchen
<CapnChron> Her fucking friend
<CapnChron> I'm like "wtf"
<CapnChron> She says hello
<CapnChron> I go "Hi..." Looked over to this girl...
<CapnChron> Eww
<CapnChron> i'M SICK
<CapnChron> I thought sexy thoughts of my fucking sister again!
* CapnChron jumps off from his bedroom window
<CapnChron> TWICE!!!
* CapnChron feeds his sister shitloads of food
<CapnChron> Get fat bitch!
<@Lone[Zz]> dude ... that's going straight to ugbox

Quote #1215 (+6) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #2097 (+10) [ 2004-06-30, 18:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> I hate cheap power tools.
* Erve has joined #channel
<Rik> speaking of cheap tools
<Erve> I'm cheap and quick.
<Rik> blow too soon
<Erve> and easy to replace

Quote #336 (+2) [ 2003-02-14, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> sniper doesn't like being jiggled
* sniper1470 FLATTENS Gibbon with a FARKING HUGE SLEDGEHAMMER
<sniper1470> I'm not a teabag

Quote #3623 (+5) [ 2006-11-06, 22:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pooger> studying is hard
<pooger> as is paperwork
<Radar> So do neither
<Agg> as is life :)
<pooger> Radar: steady as she goes
<pooger> Agg: shush you internet magnate
* Mel yawns
<Agg> yes, i'm an internet magnet
* pooger flings metal things at agg
* The_Dan flings a metal internet at agg
* SgtMjrTank flings a jammy bun at agg
<SgtMjrTank> oh wait...

Quote #2697 (+6) [ 2005-04-20, 03:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): ill just say im an indian immigrant with year 10
(Tensop`): then i can work for telstra :P
(Frag[LTOP]): lol
(KngtRider): they are outsourcing....
(Tensop`): hello thankyou please sir welcome to telstra how may i help you please KngtRider

Quote #2576 (-1) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed

Quote #1113 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<clockit> agg doesn't have a credit card
<fenix> clockit why not?
<clockit> well why would he?
<clockit> credit cards are a waste of money
<Agg> clockit - has thetron loaned you his magic arse?
<clockit> no..
<clockit> do you have one Agg?
<Agg> stop talking out of yours then, coz it's wildly inaccurate
<clockit> oh sorry
* clockit apologises profusely
<Agg> I have a citibank gold visa with 13k limit on it.. and have never paid a cent of interest.. so apart from being wrong on all counts, you're doing great.

Quote #1757 (+12) [ 2004-03-22, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm this packet of apricot logs has a use by date of Feb 05, 4047 ?
<knowsfords> man they really mean it when they say foil seals in the freshness

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #1594 (0) [ 2004-02-05, 11:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fr0st> stupid fukn driving asessor
<fr0st> i'll show him fail :/
<yaleman> lol
<yaleman> owned
<sabz> What'd you get failed on?
<yaleman> the spelling test :)
<sabz> Heh

Quote #1005 (+1) [ 2003-09-07, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> thetron: Use your brain. The choppers in DC are apaches. Stop looking at the fucking rotors and look at the actual chopper and you'll see they're two different things. Not only were you dropped on the head as a child, but your parents dribbled you down the court for a 2 point lay-up.

Quote #1145 (-2) [ 2003-10-16, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Angrod> im Angrod the Elvin warrior
* Lombers is now known as Elrohir
<JunkzZZzzZ> well you can just take your pointy eared, short arse self and fuck right off
<Angrod> i have +3 to speed boots on

Quote #4046 (+7) [ 2007-03-01, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frosty> I work in tech support, my IQ is directly proportionate to my apathy
<Frosty> the less I care, the smarter I get

Quote #1176 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

Quote #2735 (+9) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #1492 (0) [ 2004-01-09, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spaar> I banged the smart chick on True Love!
<Firefrog> So? I smooched Bastila
<Spaar> bastard
<Migishu> ...
<Firefrog> and your cousin too
* Firefrog runs back to kotor
<Spaar> so did I
<Spaar> wait....
<Spaar> awww FUCK

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #1044 (+25) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): i don't need a brain, i have tits.

Quote #161 (+13) [ 2002-12-13, 04:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> I wonder how many people have made their own phasechange system
<NoRicePoo> i get phasechange whenever i eat a hot chillie
<Rik_> from solid to liquid
<NoRicePoo> or gasss

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #521 (+9) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #1929 (+19) [ 2004-05-06, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> i'd like to see a reality show where all the people who made all the other reality shows are placed in a large rocket which is fired into the sun

Quote #4047 (+2) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #3531 (-4) [ 2006-08-30, 16:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> elle oh elle
<One``> girl on girl
<Agg> speaking of which i'm needed in the backyard for some hard and fast pumping
<Agg> bbak

Quote #4096 (-1) [ 2007-04-28, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun2> 160,000k's old, and front has been a bit odd ever since I ran into that lady. So I figure it's time to change em.
<gazzreq> did you just hit her car?
<gazzreq> you hit an actual lady?
<gazzreq> and she ruined your suspension
<Shaun2> Oh, ahahah no it was her car.
<gazzreq> ohh ok
<Shaun2> Would have to be a fatass lady for her to fuck up my suspension :P
<gazzreq> or she'd have to go under the wheel or something

Quote #2226 (+6) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #928 (-1) [ 2003-08-19, 15:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Julz): you still after Sancho's sister? :)
(CapnChron): lol
(CapnChron): Well... If sancho doesn't mind :p
(Julz): *grinz* ha ha :)
(Enfilade): Darn, images.google.com has let me (Enfilade): "Your search - "sancho's sister" - did not match any documents."
(CapnChron): HAHAHAA

Quote #1238 (+2) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #4300 (+1) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #485 (+2) [ 2003-04-21, 22:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

Quote #1178 (-3) [ 2003-10-20, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Preshus): nooooooo I am not allowed to lift anything over 6kgs
(@Preshus): made holding Phobos' cawk very hard
(@Preshus): :P
(@Blade): isnt it the other way round?
(@Blade): holding Phobos made it hard?
(@Preshus): hahaha
(Phobos): lets stop talkin about my pee pee thanks

Quote #787 (+9) [ 2003-07-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoMe`O> my dad filps out knowin dat im goin out wit a girl
<RoMe`O> its like he wants me to b gay

Quote #559 (-4) [ 2003-05-15, 18:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rincewind> alt-fx its the only way to stop the pirate signal man
<rincewind> hurry they nearly got your IP MAN
* LIL_KILLAH has quit IRC (Exit: )

Quote #1706 (+4) [ 2004-03-01, 18:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> ahh, man it's good to be home
<knowsfords> Nozz: missed fondling the relatives?
<FreeFrag> He's probably busy with his sis*cough*
<FreeFrag> Oh, he's back.
<FreeFrag> Hi Nozz. *side glances*
<Fod> which head are you glancing at?

Quote #702 (+7) [ 2003-06-26, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I got Sea Monkeys!!
<WhiteyFord> sea monkeys? like in the tank?
<Strange1> yeah in the tank
<Strange1> they hatched 2 days ago
<Strange1> when they get big and strong... i'll feed them to my tropical fish
<D_Web> lol

Quote #1191 (+2) [ 2003-10-22, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> whats that popular fan/temperature program thing that nearly everyone uses
<knowsfords> motherboard monitor isnt it?
<knowsfords> thanks knowsfords
<knowsfords> don't mention it

Quote #310 (+10) [ 2003-02-11, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzWork> heh theres a chick on icq called 'buffy'
<JunkzWork> and i just asked her if i could slay her with my tube steak
<JunkzWork> lol and she said yes hahaha

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #2599 (+4) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #1364 (+51) [ 2003-11-21, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draebor> next you'll be telling me they have phones in dubbo
<wild> of course not, I use messanger pigeons for the internet.
<Draebor> ahh
<Rik_> tell the fuckers to stop dropping packets on my cars paint

Quote #2156 (-3) [ 2004-07-18, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> to get ops type /server op #overclockers
<mazzanet> :P
--- alphalink.melbourne.oz.org gives channel operator status to Nick
<Nick> awesome

Quote #1050 (+12) [ 2003-10-02, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Koontz> fsck whats the whirlpool site, im looking at dishwashers atm
<TheWedgie> whirlpool.net.au
<Koontz> ahhhhhhh..........took me 5 mins to figure out was dishwasher site LOL
<TheWedgie> LOL
<Koontz> LMFAO, i even added it as a favorite before i realised
<TheWedgie> n00b

Quote #4263 (+2) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #237 (+9) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #3454 (0) [ 2006-07-18, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan runs his hands through his hair and wonders what the hell to do upgrade-wise
< FatMan> so out of touch with all this new fandangled computer hardware stuff
<@Bern|PuB> have you considered going blonde FatMan?

Quote #1909 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<anti_pop> i got a sundae from maccas last nite
<anti_pop> and fucking it made me so sick
<anti_pop> i think they must have been jacking off into the machine or something
<anti_pop> but i doubt it because its not like cock has ever made me sick before

Quote #1666 (+19) [ 2004-02-20, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> fuckit...
<SUPAMODEL> downloaded what is supposedly the lion king
<SUPAMODEL> but it's a 3 hour sweedish porn film
<SUPAMODEL> that's not so bad, I know
<SUPAMODEL> EXCEPT I ALREADY HAVE IT!