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Quote #447 (-4) [ 2003-04-04, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> VooDooo's connection is up and down like basketball...

Quote #3306 (+4) [ 2006-03-31, 19:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy: I hate The Streets
raz: dry your eyes mate

Quote #1150 (-2) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #147 (+8) [ 2002-12-09, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Agg sets mode: +b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: who was that?
<Agg> decker. :)
<K|dDO> oh
*** Agg sets mode: -b *!*@-edited-.syd.iprimus.net.au
<K|dDO> Agg: he will pound you... you should know how big he is :P
<Decker> K|dDO: he knows how big I am
<Agg> i'll reach up and punch him in the nuts
<K|dDO> Agg: headbutt him in the nuts!

Quote #2282 (+7) [ 2004-09-09, 05:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

(TensopAway): argh
(TensopAway): 120 watt amplifier + 94dB sensitive speakers + accidently leaving your amp on full volume + PC alarm clock = very, very very bad.

Quote #1380 (+11) [ 2003-11-26, 18:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) this spam reckons i can have "an erection that lasts all weekend" .. am i the only one who sees some serious problems with that?
(Squigy) awsome
(Reaver) no, weekend long erections own
(gords) i can imagine it'd be a bit of a problem. better not reply to that one, Agg
(@Agg) you do a handstand when you want to take a piss?
(Largo) or poke an eye out
(zebu) yeah its all good till you need to go to the store and buy some milk
(jimiw) Quadbox: it's not that bad, i saw it about a month ago
(Squigy) lol
(Squigy) it comes in handy as a towel rack

Quote #2589 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 17:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> dammit
<TheWedgie> why can't i find a pick of matt shervington's cock

Quote #3407 (+4) [ 2006-06-16, 13:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> OK, I've turned into a real mac user
<FreeFrag> I bought this MacBook without knowing for positive what the specs were.
<FreeFrag> Hah, there's only one button on this laptop

Quote #1748 (-1) [ 2004-03-16, 22:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> I'm off to bed to dream about kinky women in plush animal costumes and lots of latex
<deepspring> *drool*

Quote #222 (+5) [ 2003-01-01, 08:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TBC> anyone up for hitting the harrys practise chat room with me?!
<spas> i would rather pick through my vomit to try and find out what i got up too last night

Quote #4058 (+4) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #2880 (-4) [ 2005-07-15, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eminoir> "is it still pedophilia if the child is dead?" <----- best t-shirt message ever
<jenna> heh
<oBs> lol
<jenna> nah big fat guy in t-shirt that says 'im the girl you cybersexed last night'

Quote #1733 (-5) [ 2004-03-09, 16:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> yeh, alcohol is BS
<PsychoMatt> i way dont drink
<@Agg> do you way speak english?
<PsychoMatt> i can speak english, however ive chosen to adopt the colloquial styles of my demographic
<PsychoMatt> agg satisfied with that answer mate?
<@Agg> PsychoMatt - sifn't sik moite

Quote #1411 (+4) [ 2003-12-03, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg wrestles with his digicam, trying to get it to take photos of a shiny, self-illuminating object in a dark room
<fen> agg, please stop taking photos of your willy in a luminous condom :P
<TheWedgie> LOL Agg. glow in the dark vibrator?
<FreeFrag> Agg, we dont want photos of your 4 seasons glow in the dark condom

Quote #3367 (+3) [ 2006-05-15, 09:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kalash: Trapped miner, wife 'shared telepathy'
Kalash: THE wife of trapped miner Brant Webb was convinced her husband was alive all through his two-week ordeal in which she communicated with him by telepathy, her father said in a diary
Kalash: this is why those miners will not get a deal.
Rainwulf: what freaking morons
Rainwulf: telepathy doesnt work underground!

Quote #4323 (+5) [ 2008-05-28, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Steam Rating:3.1 - Shooting Blanks
<Zardoz> fucking wut
<Zardoz> BLANKS !!!
<Cenobite> you should see a doctor about that
<MiniWalks> lol
<Mike> LOL!
<Mike> snape

Quote #2734 (0) [ 2005-05-02, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David]: it's much much much more nicer
[ David]: i'm running mandriva 2006 cooker
[ David]: which is bleeding edge
[ David]: stable as a rock
[ Ashley]: Kewl.
::: David has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
[ Ashley]: Yup. Stable as it comes.

Quote #360 (+6) [ 2003-02-25, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> /me thinks jester has an anime addiction
* Jester plays Evangelion - Everything You Want - Version 2.mpeg Anime Music Vid
<Milenko> dude
<Milenko> do you ever think about chicks that havent been drawn by some middle aged jap with his dick in his hand and his thumb up his ass?
* dspringau wipes snott of monitor

Quote #838 (+3) [ 2003-08-01, 09:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yyk> wow STFU doesn't stand for stuff you, as i thought but rather shut the fuck up... i never knew that[09:50]
<sabz> Heh
<Borg-Sick> LOL
<Borg-Sick> n00b

Quote #3598 (+9) [ 2006-10-14, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bolex17> Agg, my msn girlfriend dumped me :(
<mazzanet> ?
<pooger> bolex17: please tell me your kidding :P
<bolex17> i met her on habbohotel
<Turophile> That's what I was thinking pooger.
<bolex17> lol
<Turophile> ...
<Turophile> Oh Lord.
<Agg> bolex17 - your msn girlfriend was a 50yo man in utah

Quote #1551 (+5) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2079 (+31) [ 2004-06-25, 01:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Hrmm.. I decided to start eating my huge fuckoff easter egg last night
<Nozz> it's about an inch thick, couldn't get in to the fucker
<Nozz> so I did what any thinking man would do
<Nozz> I gave it a right hook
* Nozz looks at skinless knuckles

Quote #3040 (-1) [ 2005-10-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

Radar_: Oh that'd be fucking right. They cut to the Indy girls, then cut to an ad break
myne: just as you were reaching your climax too

Quote #2447 (+3) [ 2004-12-23, 12:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> wow
<Fod> some guy on the forums can eat 24" of subway
<Fod> that's quite an appetite
<Crudmuffin> yeah
<Fod> a 6" fills me right up
<Fod> and if you quote that out of context, i'll track you down and kill you

Quote #1491 (0) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #1817 (+6) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1418 (0) [ 2003-12-05, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pen|brb> wtf!
<Pen|brb> 2 pac is dead!
<Pen|brb> wtf
<port80> hahaah
<Pen|brb> :(

Quote #2111 (+7) [ 2004-07-06, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar_> Heh. This is like swordfish. Terrorists bomb a hospital, they tactically nuke a city. My neighbours are playing Linkin Park, I unleash Shatners version of Mr Tambourine Man at full volume
<yaleman> lol
<Quilb> Radar_: its scary that you have it.
<Radar_> I have it stored away for moments like this.
<Radar_> Hmm, it's stopped. Good ol' Shatner can allways get the job done

Quote #59 (0) [ 2002-11-07, 07:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Bangers is back -( exam gay )- gone 5 hr 25 min 31 s
<SileNceR> I didn't know they had a specific subject for gayness

Quote #148 (+11) [ 2002-12-09, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Mitchee> Agg: Theres sooo many from #overclockers on there it isnt funny! <-- err, probably because it's an #overclockers quote archive

Quote #2076 (+5) [ 2004-06-24, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #4369 (0) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #811 (+2) [ 2003-07-22, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Squidly_Diddly> Chastity, i shag 7 days a week, except for once a month
<Carrots|sleep> when you mum has a headache

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #1561 (-4) [ 2004-01-28, 06:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Migishu> So here I am, home alone, playing games on my palm
<agog> err..
<agog> i hope you're using a water based lubricant

Quote #1276 (+3) [ 2003-11-04, 15:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> Ohh, the version of Johnny English I'm downloading appears to actually be Johnny English
<ElCrunch> Makes a nice bloody change
<DDsD> Its better when its lesbian pron
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1786 (+5) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #94 (+5) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #3955 (+4) [ 2006-12-28, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Still there, SPY?
<SPY> now it wont go back in my advance settings
<biatch> Yeah.... I know... You left a password off your router, and I added a default route on your router to point to an IP on your network that doesn't exist.
<biatch> ANd now you're not responding to ping.
>>>> SPY (SDFE@ppp231-35.lns3.syd7.internode.on.net) has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
* biatch waves

Quote #451 (+8) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #113 (+3) [ 2002-11-22, 12:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I just had a shave...
<knowsfords> the sink was overflowing with hair
<z3[n]> knowsfords: did u shave ur legs or something?
<knowsfords> z3[n]: nah my face... if it were my legs then the whole bathroom would be overflowing with hair

Quote #2785 (+2) [ 2005-05-25, 19:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web`> I'd imagine you're mre organised and have the ability to concentrate more than me (anyone does), so you should be fine
<TheWedgie> lol
<TheWedgie> dunno D_Web`, i'm pretty bloody disorganised, and lose concentra LETS GO RIDE BIKES

Quote #2700 (+4) [ 2005-04-21, 00:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> i hate having no job
<DarkNation> i hated having a job
<DarkNation> fkn every day after school for 4 hours
<the_squid> oh noes
<the_squid> woe is you
<the_squid> how did you manage having money
<DarkNation> so now ill be working teh weekends
<DarkNation> lol i loved having money
<Eminoir> boo fucking hoo
<DarkNation> i bought a fkn new computer in 3 months
<DarkNation> : P
* Eminoir hands squid a board with a nail in it and picks up a chain
<the_squid> not now em
<Eminoir> it's for him
<DarkNation> mwhaha
<Eminoir> asshat
<DarkNation> haha

Quote #1903 (+6) [ 2004-04-30, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> something sucks more wang than me?

Quote #2472 (+4) [ 2005-01-07, 12:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cathar> what is a bride?
<Cathar> 'tis a woman who has just been married
<Cathar> this is why women smile when they're walking down the aisle
<Cathar> they know that they've given their last blowjob

Quote #2710 (0) [ 2005-04-25, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Come over with your camera, yaleman!!!
<yaleman> bleh, that would involve having to put pants on
<Narcolepsy> Only because mum would stare.
* LemMinG sighs contentedly