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Quote #1980 (+5) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #1255 (+4) [ 2003-10-31, 11:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

* predder (theserverl@211.27.136.135) has joined #overclockers
<Silentsni> naked oil wrestling
<Silentsni> I mean, hello
<predder> how can you see my browser!

Quote #2618 (+8) [ 2005-03-09, 13:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Lurks: Hows your engrlish?
<Lurks> thetron: as good as yours
<yaleman> thetron doesn't speak engrish, he speaks tronlish, which is even more garbled
<ace234> who needs 128bit encryption when you have tronlish
<Lurks> ace234: 128bit is based on tronlish
<yaleman> haha

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #800 (+4) [ 2003-07-18, 00:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> /msg nwatts yeah i know.. i told you.. hes great in bed ;)
<Skitzo> fuck

Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #1348 (+1) [ 2003-11-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RoSWeLL> like Bukkake Schools Originally practiced in Japan, bukkake has spread like wildfire across the globe and now has several distinct schools of practice, each with their own forms.
<RoSWeLL> imagine sending ur kids
<RoSWeLL> to bukkake school
<[Crunt]> hahaha
<RoSWeLL> how FUCKED
<RoSWeLL> would that be
<Phyx0> imagine getting a scholarship
<RoSWeLL> lol even worse

Quote #2575 (+4) [ 2005-02-10, 13:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> zing.
<DJStudd> zong
<DJStudd> Is that a borg version of Ping? Pong!
<DJStudd> ?
<Wildhorse> star trek nerd
<DJStudd> rofl, I've never watched a full episode in my life
<Wildhorse> bullcrap
<Wildhorse> you have watched several with me
<Wildhorse> and how about the time you came and saw it at the movies
<Wildhorse> and that nemesis dvd you had/have
<Tatey> pwned

Quote #2581 (+2) [ 2005-02-13, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marv> Hey
<marv> I just got a new bed
<marv> and its stiff as, i hate it
<marv> do they get less firm over time?
<Iroquois> yes
<marv> good
<Iroquois> try jumping on it
<marv> Dont wanna break it
<Warhamster> hmmm i read that from the bottom up and that sounded... odd
<Iroquois> heh

Quote #2735 (+8) [ 2005-05-03, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[MaXius]: hello.. just doing a unix assignment, how do u run two commands on a line without it putting a carriage return in the output?
[neil]: rm -rf / ; echo oh fuq

Quote #996 (+12) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #2610 (+5) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #164 (+1) [ 2002-12-14, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<YaleApply> Eses = fuckin' nigger
* YaleApply strings Eses up and sets him on fire
<YaleApply> I mean that in the nicest possible, politically correct way of course

Quote #1471 (+14) [ 2004-01-02, 18:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Tommmo is not from vic
<@gords> where are you from tom?
<Tommmo> adelaide gords
<Tommmo> the city of CHURCHES
<brembo`> and people in barrels

Quote #20 (+4) [ 2002-10-25, 07:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: You have achieved legend status as far as avatars go...
<WhiteyFord> Narcolepsy: no its my incredible penis size that has achieved me legend status. My avatars achieved me God-like status
<PooJou> haha
<Narcolepsy> WhiteyFord: I can only vouch for the first one of those...
<WhiteyFord> :)
<Narcolepsy> *second...

Quote #1945 (+10) [ 2004-05-09, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Hahaah
<WMinstrel> In the for sale forum
<WMinstrel> " 8 Adult Movie Tickets"
<WMinstrel> I was like "PORN! HUZZAH!"
<DDsD> I don't like the idea of going to watch an Adult Film in a theatre to find some dude sitting in the chair next to me ejaculating in my popcorn :/
<WMinstrel> Hahahaha.
<TensopAway> why are you taking popcorn into a porn movie?

Quote #1788 (+10) [ 2004-03-29, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ultimata> god my bird is nuts: he just put his head into his bell like a helmet and goes crazy whistling
<b0x> remembering bird nam :p
<Draffa> "Kitty! In the trees!"

Quote #1022 (+8) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #2572 (+5) [ 2005-02-07, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

Quote #1084 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #1715 (+8) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef

Quote #4025 (+6) [ 2007-01-31, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<IKT> what's a hoegarden?
<outy|outy> a beer iirc
<biatch> A garden full of promiscuous women.
<Lits> a garden for prostitutes
<ScibyBusy> What? Where?
<biatch> Pfft I so beat you, Lits.
* Lits crash tackles biatch
<ScibyBusy> Oh, it doesn't really exist.
<ScibyBusy> You bastards.
<Bern> somebodys highlight just went off
<TheWedgie> hahaha
<Cav> ScibyBusy: and yet the dream still lives, you have something to look forward to

Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #2932 (+4) [ 2005-08-12, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> we ordered 150 pizzas at uni today
<FreeFrag> lol
<eDust> lol D_Web, did they send a fleet of scooters to deliver?
<eDust> an armada of scooters
<knowsfords> did you kill one of the scooter drivers then go back to the pizza place to get delivery missions?

Quote #1413 (+2) [ 2003-12-04, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> we saw a tgv in france
<CoRDS> it was like, "fwooosh" "what the fuck was that" "that was a tgv" "oh"

Quote #1239 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): MadHatter - i'll refer you to gibbon for that answer :) So, Gibbon... was it hard? :)
(@Gibbon): at times

Quote #1838 (+1) [ 2004-04-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> doesn't insurance give you a car till yours is fixed / written off?
<yaleman> that's only if your car breaks down over 100km from your house
<yaleman> not if you smash it into some other carns

Quote #2548 (+3) [ 2005-01-30, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|NWN> If you want simple, you want a two barrel strommy off an old holden.
<myne> heh yeah
<Narc|NWN> Two tubes with holes in the side for fuel.
<myne> but I want SOME economy :P
<Narc|NWN> I reckon you could make a working replacement from a paper cup, a drill and an old roll of carboad.

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #4164 (+4) [ 2007-06-14, 18:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> http://tinyurl.com/25svb5 <= is that a good buy? (carsales link)
<Wayne> ARGH, its goatse
<Remote> lol
<Splosh123> Remote: Your a sicko
<Splosh123> Goatse blow up doll?? no thanks... it's cheap though

Quote #3071 (+2) [ 2005-11-07, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> yes bullet, im so gay even my gay friends call me a poofter.

Quote #596 (+10) [ 2003-05-25, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Crudmuffin): http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172436 - thetron is such a shithouse typer
(@Falkor): One day i'm going to meet that guy
(@Falkor): i'm gonna shake his hand and say "yuo aer teh bset!'

Quote #1204 (+5) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Quit: on fire, bbs)
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*** Lombers[A] (lombers@m041-042.nv.iinet.net.au) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
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Quote #2742 (+4) [ 2005-05-10, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> "anyone who has even one copy of an unreleased film, software program or music file in a shared folder could be subjected to prison terms and fines of up to three years."
<Sancho> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS
<Sancho> my folder isnt shared :P

Quote #152 (+13) [ 2002-12-10, 09:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<XiTatiON> stupid fuckwit
*** Bravo has joined #overclockers

Quote #2611 (+7) [ 2005-02-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nza has quit IRC (Quit: Apples and oranges aren't that different. Their weight is similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both spherical. They serve the same purpose. With the exception of a tangerine, I can't think of anything more similiar to an orange than an apple.)
* Reaver hands Nza the Strangest Quit Message award

Quote #2809 (+2) [ 2005-06-02, 20:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild`> TheWedgie: got a Q for you.. is there a way of telling if we have more than one exchange in dubbo? (I think there's only one, but my brother reckons there's another)
<TheWedgie> yeah
<TheWedgie> kinda
<eDust> ring up telstra and say "hey the dubbo exchange is on fire". if they ask which one, then you know there's more than 1
<wild`> lol
<FreeFrag> lol eDust
<Apok> lol
<Apok> go with edusts idea
<FreeFrag> You'll probably just get TheWedgie and he'll start laughing and ask for pictures
<wild`> rofl
<eDust> lol
<TheWedgie> ahaha

Quote #4099 (+2) [ 2007-04-29, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Yumm
<Jessica> I cook awesome food.
<Jessica> I am going to make an awesome wife!
<Torched> you can't cook wives
<Torched> silly girl

Quote #3412 (+5) [ 2006-06-21, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

Agg: You have reached your stored private message quota and can not send any further messages until space has been created.
Agg: ffs
Agg: f'n nazi admins

Quote #161 (+12) [ 2002-12-13, 04:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik_> I wonder how many people have made their own phasechange system
<NoRicePoo> i get phasechange whenever i eat a hot chillie
<Rik_> from solid to liquid
<NoRicePoo> or gasss

Quote #870 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we climbed on those big boats parked outside t42
<Sponge> some cunt was sleeping on there and opened the door and told us to get the fuck off his boat

Quote #2617 (+1) [ 2005-03-09, 02:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milton> Why do hotdogs taste better at 3am instead of 3pm?
<Mred32> Because they've had more time to ferment

Quote #464 (+8) [ 2003-04-14, 01:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #1267 (+1) [ 2003-11-02, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> ROFl, one of my mates fucked a chick with no arms
<WhiteyFord> what really Rik?
<WhiteyFord> thats odd
<WhiteyFord> no hand jobs :(
<Rik> yeh, he's in the Navy, he's done alot of fucked shit
<FreeFrag> :o
<Rik> he was telling me, he did her doggy style on the beach and was going hard, and when he finished, he had almost buried her head since she couldnt keep it above sand
<WhiteyFord> did she have arms before they started fucking?
<WhiteyFord> ROFL
<Falkor> lol she has no arms, and heres mike worrying about not getting a hand job :)
<FreeFrag> ROFL!
<WhiteyFord> ahahahahahahahahhahaa
<Falkor> hahaha
<knowsfords> heh.
<WhiteyFord> thats the most horrible funny thing i have ever heard

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #1929 (+18) [ 2004-05-06, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> i'd like to see a reality show where all the people who made all the other reality shows are placed in a large rocket which is fired into the sun

Quote #2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)