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Quote #2140 (+7) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #1626 (+6) [ 2004-02-11, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> apple pie is too delicious to be fucked.

Quote #2492 (+3) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #1953 (+8) [ 2004-05-12, 19:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @sabretooth feels sorry for me, too. :p
* biatchx feels sabretooth
<biatchx> woops!
<biatchx> feels sorry for sabretooth :)

Quote #1078 (-7) [ 2003-10-06, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> He's there then?
* echelon bitchslaps Sag[a]
* Xits is now known as Saga
* Saga slaps echelon
* Saga is now known as Xits

Quote #1758 (+7) [ 2004-03-22, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

* mazzanet hugs raddy 9000
<PsychoMatt> dont hug it fool, u just turned it on

Quote #1085 (-1) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #3386 (-6) [ 2006-05-29, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> your where?
<mazzanet> you're.
<outy> eat a dick.
<outy> capital E

Quote #1205 (+2) [ 2003-10-23, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** jeffry has joined #nightowls
(jeffry): hi all
(Trav): look...KILL IT!
* Trav beats jeffry with a stick
* Arucard Shits all over jeffry's face
*** jeffry has left #nightowls
(Trav): oh what a welcome for him :P
(halo): hahahahah!!
(halo): lol
(Arucard): ha ha ha
(Arucard): funny cunt
(Nemmy): lol

Quote #524 (+35) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #1549 (+11) [ 2004-01-23, 20:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> have a little chip that interfaces with your memory and have its capacity set to something small... like 1gb.
<knowsfords> which allows you to know everything about a certain topic.
<D_Web> I don't think solid state memory can even begin to compare with the brain
<knowsfords> yes, but by the time you can fit 1gb easily on the tip of a pin... you'd think they'd know something about the brain/
<Tommmo> i suggest they use firewire :P
<D_Web> System Availability: 99.4514%
<D_Web> hrmm
<Tommmo> What's that
<Tommmo> ?
<Fod> his brain :)

Quote #242 (+59) [ 2003-01-13, 09:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mel> i feel like fucking in a pool
<mel> with a stranger
<ScibyBusy> I have a pool!
<ScibyBusy> Well...
<ScibyBusy> I have a shovel and a hose.

Quote #1258 (+8) [ 2003-10-31, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> do you have an office Tommmo?
<Tommmo> yep
<D_Web> fwoar
<Tommmo> well
<Tommmo> a desk
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #4055 (+3) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #2664 (0) [ 2005-04-03, 16:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz0r> oh theres a poof at my window
<klif-e> not a reflection Junkz0r?
<Lombers> rofl

Quote #133 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #1322 (-5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #237 (+8) [ 2003-01-09, 06:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

Quote #2708 (+7) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #554 (+6) [ 2003-05-15, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

(MadHatter): how about we have a sing song?
(MadHatter): ill start
(MadHatter): mama shes has taught me well
(MadHatter): told me when i was young
(Darkness): to STFU or i'll beat the shit outa you?
(Cav): lol

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #4258 (-2) [ 2007-12-23, 12:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i plan on sleeping most of christmas, have to work the night before
<outy> im going to bed to practice sleeping for christmas day
<outy> it was the night before christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ace234 had to work that day and fuck it was shit, wishing mrs clause would show him her tits

Quote #56 (-4) [ 2002-11-06, 06:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<spete> I might go check my www.hotmale.com account
<spete> I mean hotmail...
<Yaleman> spete: suuure.. .you have both don't you?
<Yaleman> :)
<Rudeboi> spete: bad typo there.....
<spete> ;) or was it!
<Rudeboi> i think we have a new resident fag cav...

Quote #1242 (+2) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #639 (+6) [ 2003-06-08, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> ur just a kid urself
<FreeFrag> IT'S SPELT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE
<Narcolepsy> *your...
<Gibbon> hehe
<VooDoo> lol

Quote #2404 (+1) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #3090 (+1) [ 2005-11-14, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon[A]> a Queenslander once asked me if we use the same currancy "all the way down there"
<echelon[A]> I said "No. Our coins have a head on both sides."

Quote #355 (0) [ 2003-02-24, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> I'd love a blowjob, but neither of us are getting em :P
<Draebor> its a nice thought but ill bet it never sees the light of day

Quote #2048 (+8) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #4008 (+2) [ 2007-01-13, 17:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Look I'm sure he'd manage to do it.
<Shaun> [17:27:32] -!- Irssi: [ @Sciby ] [sciby@138.77.43.69 ]
<Shaun> Er.
<Shaun> Stupid putty.
<mazzanet> s/putty/user/
<Shaun> Want me to see how many times I've seen you say "stupid putty"?
<mazzanet> now with a new mouse with better tactileness is hard to accidently right click
<mazzanet> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<mazzanet> <html dir="ltr" lang="en">
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> shut up.

Quote #1273 (+7) [ 2003-11-04, 02:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nutty_33> holly crap
<nutty_33> cod fucking cocks
<nutty_33> rocks
<nutty_33> err
<nutty_33> :(

Quote #1887 (+3) [ 2004-04-28, 01:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nw|work> have a good night all
<bartobook> for real this time?
--- sniperA64 sets ban on *!*@203-213-14-78-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
<sniperA64> for real this time

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #1404 (-3) [ 2003-11-30, 23:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Studge> anyways ttfn
* @Studge has quit IRC
<colt> ttfn?
<PalaNIN> ta ta for now
<colt> omg
<colt> u know u spend to much time on irc when u know what ttfn means
<colt> why didnt i know it :/

Quote #4257 (0) [ 2007-12-19, 15:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

Quote #2392 (+8) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #1749 (+2) [ 2004-03-17, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Ninja] I'm also thinking the raving bunch of linux fanatics are recommending psi, so maybe that means it comes with as little usability as possible
[Techtoucian] Actually... It's funny you mention that. ;-)
[Techtoucian] There's a few things that aren't fully implemented. It's still perfectly usable though.
[Ninja] ...especially if you know the commandline switches ;-)
[Ninja] "add a new contact? Sure, you don't need the mouse, just - psi /addcontact +name dsfds -this -that /1 %2 %3 /w/a/e/g"

Quote #2526 (+8) [ 2005-01-23, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Nick ] it rocks
[ @Nick ] goin to hong kong tomorrow
[ gords ] whatcha doing over there, Nick?
[ David ] asian chicks, of course :)
[ David ] uh-oh, would that score me a K-Line? :|

Quote #922 (+2) [ 2003-08-18, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aCeNospell> i had better my skill
<echelon> you had better your typing :P
<aCeNospell> i that too,

Quote #1330 (+3) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #818 (-1) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #3084 (+1) [ 2005-11-13, 06:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> nobody fears the french, except if your behind them when they decide to run away

Quote #2747 (+1) [ 2005-05-12, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sagit> it is currently precipitating heavily here
<hazza-> ?
<timace> its raining, fag

Quote #91 (+6) [ 2002-11-19, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* SHizz moons DJ-Studd
* DJ-Studd takes a photo of shizz' hairy ass and posts it on the net
* SHizz takes foto and adds to the collection

Quote #4313 (+12) [ 2008-05-07, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:10] <tensop-_> argh, every bone in my body aching
[20:11] <fade> y?
[20:11] <One``> i can put another aching bone in your body if you like.
[20:11] <One``> oh wait,that sounds gay.
[20:11] <One``> probably because it is..
[20:11] <InTheFade> rather gay, yes

Quote #4098 (+7) [ 2007-04-29, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TallehCat> She's rather intelligent and deep.
<Torched> yeah, deep chicks rule

Quote #4369 (+1) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg