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1167 (+3) [ 2003-10-19, 18:53 ] [
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<mazzanet> methinks the definition of tard just got changed
<yale_code> what? from mazzanet to mazzanet and G-banger?
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1359 (0) [ 2003-11-18, 23:47 ] [
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<Daemon> gah, fuck linux blows
<CoRDWoRK> really?
<CoRDWoRK> cool, might install it then
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1482 (+10) [ 2004-01-07, 19:50 ] [
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<@yaleman> omfg
<@yaleman> dildo is latin for "open wide"
* @yaleman waits for CapnChron to walk up to his sister and scream "DILDO!"
<@Fragwizard> lolololololololololol
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621 (+6) [ 2003-06-04, 04:17 ] [
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(aCealots): for dicksmith has a cheese call :) dickcheese)
(Domin8): lol
(Cav): dick cheses?
(Domin8): yeah dick smiths cheese he means
(Cav): did he really call it dick cheese
* Cav was most amused by dick heads
(Domin8): yeah
(aCealots): i never want to try the dick for my self,i never new it tase any good
(Domin8): lol
(Darkness): lol
(Domin8): lol
(Domin8): rofl
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1662 (+11) [ 2004-02-19, 21:31 ] [
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<Nick> a mate sent me this, only porn i've ever kept
<Fod> suuure
<Nick> true
<Fod> YOU'RE A SKINFIEND AND YOU KNOW IT
<Nick> SKINFIEND?
<Fod> pornography = "the skin trade"
<Nick> i really don't like it though.. 99% of it makes me get an anti-boner
<Fod> porno sex is so fucking ridiculous
<Nick> amen to that
<Fod> HI, I'M HERE TO FIX THE TV
<Fod> LET'S HAVE UPSIDE DOWN BUTTSEX
<Nick> rofl
<Nick> off to ugquotes
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2840 (+3) [ 2005-06-22, 23:34 ] [
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<Lombers> I found out EA's Battlefield2 release schedule
<Lombers> a) Release demo
<Lombers> b) Find bugs
<Lombers> c) Copy bugs to full version
<Lombers> d) Release full version
<Lombers> e) Fix bugs later when we can be fucked
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2630 (+1) [ 2005-03-18, 11:47 ] [
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[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?
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2687 (+9) [ 2005-04-15, 23:13 ] [
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[22:08] <YubYub> hello?
[23:10] <YubYub> hey
[23:11] <YubYub> oh crap that was just me from earlier
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2492 (+3) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [
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<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel
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1678 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [
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<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush
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1730 (0) [ 2004-03-08, 23:51 ] [
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<TheRush> i soooo need to get ma shit together!
<adi> i need to do a shit, is that similar??
<TheRush> haha, i don't believe so but depends on your point of view i spose....
<GregM> Im sooo glad they dont carry stench over tcpip
<adi> lol
<adi> theres a company in the UK developing that though..
<adi> it has like 10 smells and costs $10K ^
<GregM> I hope its selective :)
<adi> i feel another beagle coming on..
<Joris> the real problem with smell over ip, is that it doesn't fit porn
<Joris> if a technology isn't applicable to porn, it won't conquer the internet
<Joris> (Joris' first law of internetomatics)
<GregM> put an old kipper behind your monitor Joris
<GregM> close enough
<adi> rofl
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170 (+2) [ 2002-12-16, 06:44 ] [
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<PooJou> the meanest cars ive been are: Diablo (singapore) R34,33,32 GTR, HSV GTS, Ferrari F3 someting (modena - also singapore) 350Z :D
<Agg> you were a car?
<z3[n]> hah!
<z3[n]> we kno what he ment
<Nza> hahaha
<Rex-Out> coool... i wanna be reincarnated as a bird, but cars can also be cool
<Nza> multiple cars it would seem Agg, appears to have the ability to morph :P
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1877 (+5) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [
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<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P
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4008 (+2) [ 2007-01-13, 17:30 ] [
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<Shaun> Look I'm sure he'd manage to do it.
<Shaun> [17:27:32] -!- Irssi: [ @Sciby ] [sciby@138.77.43.69 ]
<Shaun> Er.
<Shaun> Stupid putty.
<mazzanet> s/putty/user/
<Shaun> Want me to see how many times I've seen you say "stupid putty"?
<mazzanet> now with a new mouse with better tactileness is hard to accidently right click
<mazzanet> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<mazzanet> <html dir="ltr" lang="en">
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> shut up.
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1807 (+18) [ 2004-04-06, 22:16 ] [
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<Freaek> I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
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3558 (+2) [ 2006-09-20, 00:39 ] [
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<thetron> Will[A]y: Well i have no mobile. Only a Skype line :)
<Will[A]y> thats totally useless but ok :)
<@Agg> how forward-thinking of you :)
<@Agg> unless you want to leave your house at any point.
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1151 (+26) [ 2003-10-17, 18:01 ] [
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(tensop): we should get a few bots in here with names like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' so all we have to do is type fu then press tab... the lazy way to insult people
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472 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:49 ] [
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<Manaz> Cham: Wanking over pr0n isn't shagging, sorry dude. You're still a virgin :P
<Rage> Manaz - a married virgin
<Rage> :)
<FreeFrag> god damnit guys, i'm wearing smokeyou out tonight!
<Manaz> use some lube then...
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3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [
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<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P
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2827 (+3) [ 2005-06-17, 21:30 ] [
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(tensopaway): i do beleive that... if the company that makes the smiley banners, and jamster combined... they would become an empire so evil, so spamtastic that they could take over the world.
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1103 (+3) [ 2003-10-11, 01:49 ] [
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* neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary rap
<Frag|A> * neolithic breaks out in an unnecessary crap <--Having a normal day again neo?
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2340 (-1) [ 2004-10-17, 16:34 ] [
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<Rage> eww i opened the fridge and some yoghurt fell out and spilled all over my bare foot
<Rage> grosest feeling ever
<Falkor> now you know how women feel Rage!
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349 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [
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<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*
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3424 (-1) [ 2006-07-01, 02:54 ] [
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<kizzap> i find it kinda ironic when downloading porn in firefox, when you use the download manager thing, that it gets you to "Clean Up" after the file is finished
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2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [
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<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"
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913 (+2) [ 2003-08-15, 22:39 ] [
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* knowsfords pats Rik on the head and gives him a chocolate chip cookie
* Rik pats knowsfords and gives him head
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1144 (+5) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [
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<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick
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1291 (+3) [ 2003-11-08, 18:35 ] [
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<Shard> my dad and sister are both having a sleep, should i:
<Shard> 1) push the test button on the fire alarm
<Shard> or
<Shard> 2) start a real fire under the alarm
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1882 (+3) [ 2004-04-27, 21:46 ] [
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<Agg> KyocErA - it's a little disturbing how you scream YES!! as soon as I enter..
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2366 (-3) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [
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<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!
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442 (+1) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [
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<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)
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2707 (+8) [ 2005-04-24, 12:04 ] [
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(Simboo): need to find out how to get trade rates at bursons
(tensopaway): bursons basicly is trade rates Simboo :)
(Simboo): tensopaway - not cheap enough
(Simboo): I know they can be cheaper :)
(tensopaway): any cheaper and you would have to be robbing the store Simboo
(Simboo): hmmm..
(Simboo): what you doing tonigh?
(Simboo): :P
(tensopaway): robbing bursons
(Simboo): lol
(tensopaway): 'this is a fucking stickup, give me an exedy clutch motherfucker!'
(tensopaway): 'on the phone, shutup'
(tensopaway): *30 minute wait*
(tensopaway): 'sorry, dont have it in stock, try bayswater'
(Simboo): hahahah
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84 (+4) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [
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<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO
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2397 (+4) [ 2004-11-22, 18:54 ] [
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<mazzanet> haha
<mazzanet> i love this camera manual
<mazzanet> "Problem: The power is off. Corrective action: Press the power button."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The batteries are loaded incorrectly loaded. Corrective action: Reload the batteries correctly."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The LCD is exposed to direct sunlight. Corrective action: Block the sunlight with your hand."
<mazzanet> "Problem: There are no pictures on the card. Corrective action: Record pictures."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The memory gauge is full. Corrective action: Wait until the memory gauge decreases."
<mazzanet> captain obvious strikes again!
<enigma> "Problem: Mazzanet is repeating himself into different channels. Corrective action: /ignore."
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2655 (+11) [ 2005-03-30, 00:27 ] [
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[ rjbs]: WHO ARE YOU PEOPL!?!
[ DaveQB]: lol
[ dstate2]: rjbs, i am your father
[ rjbs]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[ rjbs]: Can I borrow the car?
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204 (+6) [ 2002-12-24, 04:28 ] [
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<vindaloo> http://13inchclan.gonadland.com/crap/stfunew.jpg
<Sciby> Vinds, you worry me.
<Sciby> So very, very much.
<vindaloo> what? whaaaat?
<dec> I saw that coming :P
<Sciby> And thus, dec explains his sex life.
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3240 (-4) [ 2006-02-04, 23:08 ] [
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<mikael^cot> havent slept in2 days
<mikael^cot> im seeing how long I can go without sleep ;P
<Daemo> lol
<Daemo> 2 days isnt that uncommon
<mikael^cot> lol I know
<mikael^cot> ima try 4
<Daemo> 2 days is 48 famine type crap
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1520 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [
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<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P
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630 (+5) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [
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<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha
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661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [
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<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111
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2544 (+7) [ 2005-01-28, 10:41 ] [
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<Maniac> this week has been an anus horribilis with regard to netbanking and freight
<ruprecht> annus :)
<BigTonka> hehehe otherwise you might need some special ointment ;)
<Maniac> lol
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1936 (+10) [ 2004-05-08, 17:21 ] [
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<@sabs> <incoming frown>
<@Firemoth> oi!
<@Firemoth> :(
<@sabs> Ohh, there it is :)
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930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [
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<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?
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937 (+3) [ 2003-08-20, 17:21 ] [
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<rodgrech> SHIT FIRECALL BRB
<Zoidburg> firecall?
<Nza> voluntary fire service?
<Erve> either that or too much chilli
<Draemad> lol
<nEoLIthIc> lol
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1231 (+8) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [
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(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) ¤ Length: (3:34) ¤ BitRate: (192Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (44Khz)
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327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [
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<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(
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162 (+24) [ 2002-12-14, 05:11 ] [
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<FreeFrag> Agg, I'd like to lodge a formal complaint about your Administrator sabretooth as he has harassed me this night.
<Agg> FreeFrag - I'd like you to stfu n00b. :)
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1122 (+3) [ 2003-10-13, 09:08 ] [
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<Narcolepsy> <Wiz> Something like all bran .. <=- What's wrong with bran???
<Wiz> Nuffin if you are a horse
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> or as old as wiz
<Narcolepsy> Or if you need to be more 'regular'...
<Narcolepsy> Sif regular, I prefer to be all over the place ;)
<Narcolepsy> Wait, that didn't sound so good...
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1204 (+5) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [
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4270 (+4) [ 2008-02-14, 22:03 ] [
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<Tommmo> henk, the best feature of the VEs
<Tommmo> is the fact they
<Tommmo> a) have battery problems
<Tommmo> b) have the battery in the BOOT
<Tommmo> c) have no non-electrical way of opening the boot, from outside the car.