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2425 (+9) [ 2004-12-12, 17:18 ] [
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* ProFX looks for other posts challenging my immense network resources
* ProFX (Pro@ProFX.net) Quit (Ping timeout for ProFX)
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2570 (-1) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [
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* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)
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2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [
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<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64
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2931 (+9) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [
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<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)
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2155 (0) [ 2004-07-17, 22:42 ] [
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<DJ_NARRRP> I had the worst day in history today man!!
<Dexta> what happened?
<DJ_NARRRP> got home at like 5:30am got up at 7am then from 9am till 5pm with out a fucking break I have been surrounded by BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!
<DJ_NARRRP> I HATE CELTIC FORCE
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4093 (+1) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [
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<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though
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2641 (0) [ 2005-03-24, 00:00 ] [
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<Agg> yeah, that'll impress my wife.. "honey, wake up, i tore a chunk out of my arse with a bottle of guinness, can you drive to the hospital while i lie face-down on the roof-rack.. ta"
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1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [
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<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*
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2956 (+12) [ 2005-08-29, 08:28 ] [
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ace234: wtf is sodomy?
VooDo: ask ya dad
beta|sick: google is your friend
Sephyre: use google images for that one ace
beta|sick: ^^ you know you want to
IKT[A]: sodomy...self mutalation?
IKT[A]: oh wait
IKT[A]: oh god
IKT[A]: :(
IKT[A]: last time I use google images
beta|sick: rofl you actually used google images
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2543 (+3) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [
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<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..
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254 (+5) [ 2003-01-16, 08:03 ] [
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<Chronic> Hey peeps!
<Chronic> Who wanna hear a joke?
<Chronic> haha
<Chronic> Why did z3n|A cross the road?
<Chronic> Because his dick was stuck in a chicken
<Chronic> :p
<z3n|A> :O
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2824 (-2) [ 2005-06-16, 17:43 ] [
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(cln) haha..
(cln) my dad just got a card from a kid he sponsored
(cln) he had no fkn clue who it was from
(@kloud) lol
(cln) 'who's it from dad?' 'how the fuck should i know'
(cln) he was getting heaps angry
(cln) thought he had a secret admirer
[@tom] HAHA
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6 (+7) [ 2002-10-21, 06:26 ] [
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<\Roscoe> Dwarfs can have huge wangs... I've got DivX's to prove it :)
<milenko> \Roscoe: you sicko
<Narcolepsy> DCC!!!
<PooJou> \Roscoe: 'Blimey, you're a tripod'
<Draebor> \Roscoe - no divxs of your family
<\Roscoe> msg milenko Yeah no probs... send me your address I'll burn em for you.
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2799 (+3) [ 2005-05-30, 15:31 ] [
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<Strange1> My brother used to give me Dutch ovens
<Strange1> I now hate the Dutch
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1959 (+8) [ 2004-05-14, 03:38 ] [
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Kojack: I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS OF A BURITO RECEIPE FROM A PORN SITE!
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4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [
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<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor
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1747 (+11) [ 2004-03-16, 12:52 ] [
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<rb> the roflcopter is dropping the lollerbombs
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4369 (+1) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [
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< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
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<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
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< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg
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1724 (+2) [ 2004-03-05, 14:10 ] [
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<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)
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473 (+12) [ 2003-04-16, 14:19 ] [
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<Andypoo> Oo, my female sales rep at Kingmax smiled at me.
<Wolfy> computer similies don't count Andy :)
<Andypoo> :(
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3417 (+8) [ 2006-06-24, 18:00 ] [
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<Rage> gay dude tried to give me head while i was on the verge of unconciousness
<Rage> fighting to keep your pants on is a strange thing :S
<brembo`> yeah, it's part of the game
<brembo`> but damn it's confusing
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3372 (+4) [ 2006-05-17, 23:35 ] [
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<saev> i would possibly have studied science if i hadn't had insane science teachers.
<saev> i used to wonder where they bought their pants.
<saev> because they would have new pants... every so often... but they were always still magically pants from many decades before.
<saev> like they bought a gigantic box of ugly pants, to last throughout the ages.
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4026 (+8) [ 2007-02-01, 22:50 ] [
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<biatch> ohhh love heart exhaust tips. hell no.
<biatch> and fluffy steering wheel covers
<biatch> for god's sake!
<biatch> get some common sense!
<brodsta> And "Crazy Bitch" sticker in hot pink on the rear windshield
<biatch> uurrnnggghhhhh!
<biatch> yeah all that crap!
<biatch> silly bitches.
<saboteur> have you seen my exhaust tip biatch
<Cav> biatch: get some common sense! <- im going to save that thought for my darkest hour
<brodsta> And don't forget all the Tweety merchandise!
<IKT> don't forget the huge dent at the front
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2668 (+1) [ 2005-04-04, 20:57 ] [
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<knowsfords> okay thats it... someone help me invent a new cheap internet protocol that can be used with existing infrastructure and can be used from 300kms away
<eDust> knowsfords, v92 dialup meets that criteria
<TheWedgie> heheheheh
<knowsfords> eDust: is it fast?
<TheWedgie> owned
<knowsfords> IS IT!
<TheWedgie> faster than v.34
<eDust> my first modem was 2400 baud, so yeah it's fast knowsfords :P
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388 (0) [ 2003-03-09, 21:01 ] [
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<FreeFrag> http://www.msi.com.tw/program/products/mainboard/mbd/pro_mbd_detail.php?UID=22&MODEL=MS-6378 <--would this run a TBred?
<thetron> ain't that a cele board?
<thetron> looked like my sisters
<sabretooth> your sisters look like a Celeron motherboard?
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1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [
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<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..
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350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [
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<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)
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3396 (0) [ 2006-06-06, 20:55 ] [
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<monoxide> if i had a small penis id use one too
<monoxide> :D
<porky> indeed
<Remote> yeah well... having a small penis is something I ahve to live with every moment of my life
<Remote> you and your threesomes.
<monoxide> i think im getting your email
<monoxide> :(
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3254 (+3) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [
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<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.
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1151 (+24) [ 2003-10-17, 18:01 ] [
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(tensop): we should get a few bots in here with names like 'fuck' and 'dickhead' so all we have to do is type fu then press tab... the lazy way to insult people
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2366 (-4) [ 2004-10-28, 17:50 ] [
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<Rage> fuck i forgot to get beer on the way home
<Iroquois> panic!
<Agg> you fool, you'll kill us all!
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3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [
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<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone
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29 (+2) [ 2002-10-27, 01:41 ] [
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*** Bravo has joined #Overclockers
<brembo`> tard
* brembo` tips the tard
<brembo`> your it, nar nar
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3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [
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* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.
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579 (+6) [ 2003-05-20, 03:52 ] [
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<arkenstone> cSmith: you've got a kid?
<cSmith> yer
<arkenstone> cSmith: i picked you as an early20s kinda guy
<cSmith> < 23, 24 next month..
<arkenstone> What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
<cSmith> arkenstone, we had sex
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1136 (+5) [ 2003-10-15, 09:49 ] [
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yale_work: I like mine
yale_work: don't like my templates? get fucked
yale_work: don't like how you edit things? get fucked
Fall[w]: haha
Fall[w]: good philosophy
yale_work: doesn't work? your settings are wrong, I code good, and get fucked
Torm3nt[w]: "I'd like you to meet our new PR man, yale_work."
Torm3nt[w]: Customer: "Hi."
Torm3nt[w]: yale_work: "Get fucked."
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1424 (+4) [ 2003-12-07, 22:34 ] [
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<Oasis> you guys know any unlimted ISDN plans?
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah
<Oasis> oh?
<Krazy_Ivan> www.unlimitedisdnplans.com
<PalaNIN> i've been there
<PalaNIN> great stuff
<Oasis> ah k cool thanks
<PalaNIN> :/
<Krazy_Ivan> lol :/
<Oasis> that site dun work
<Oasis> got a new link?
<PalaNIN> server might be down
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah must be damn
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666 (+3) [ 2003-06-13, 03:17 ] [
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<RedOctober> brb
<RedOctober> Gota scare the shit outa my sister :P
<RedOctober> Muwhahah
<RedOctober> I got my sister, and her friend
<RedOctober> Damn I'm good :P
<RoSWeLL> how ?
<RedOctober> They were @ Newgrounds on my dad's PC
<RedOctober> I came from behind and waited ;P
<RoSWeLL> just use remote control panel ..
<RoSWeLL> pop up goatse on their screen
<RedOctober> Hahah
<RoSWeLL> thatd scare the shit out of em
<RoSWeLL> probally be scarred for life or left blind one of the two
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2461 (+4) [ 2005-01-02, 00:57 ] [
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<Reaver> meh, nite
<Reaver> feist beckons
<Reaver> not that he's in my bed or anything
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1360 (0) [ 2003-11-19, 23:03 ] [
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[BOB_LOE] I picked this chick up the other nite... Then i wake up the next morning, and she's rubbing her hand up and down my dick trying to wank me off... so i say 'you do that very well!' she said 'i should do, i used to have one'
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588 (+5) [ 2003-05-22, 23:36 ] [
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<Manaz> The Barton core must give head when its not busy or something if it's really that good.
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2514 (+14) [ 2005-01-18, 01:26 ] [
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<predder> family guy was $50 for season one and two
<Sancho> nice
<Sancho> i want all the futurama ones...
<predder> same, that's a couple of hundred though
<predder> I have a wish list sitting next to my monitor
<predder> *crosses off dual p3 server*
<predder> car service - $300, car detail - $100, Seat covors for car - $80, clothes - $200, computer case - $250, sub for car - $120, LOTR ROTK boxed thingy - $120, 512mb registered sdram - $100, 74gb raptor - $280, 1gb bh5 - $400, Futurama - $250.
<predder> it's right down the bottom ;)
<Draffa_> girlfriend - priceless
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2968 (+4) [ 2005-09-04, 14:18 ] [
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* NewOrleans has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
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1218 (+15) [ 2003-10-25, 18:51 ] [
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(aftahours) Heh, don't ever try making your password for hotmail 'penis' it says it's not long enough :(
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1717 (-6) [ 2004-03-03, 17:30 ] [
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<DeAdLy_DuDe> bout to go out to dinner
<Sparks^> ur dad found some roadkill?
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1657 (+8) [ 2004-02-18, 21:57 ] [
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<Wolff> how sad is it... im eating canned food and drinking passion pop, while my house mate is drinkin smirnoff double black and eating chinese :D
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2598 (+1) [ 2005-02-20, 19:24 ] [
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<Warhamster> oh my... is Agg- the normal 'Agg' evil clone?
<Tankii[din> "come and have dinner with your family!"
<Tankii[din> rofl
<Agg-> no, I'm Agg with a boner.
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2684 (0) [ 2005-04-15, 01:30 ] [
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* One`` huggles agg
* Agg punches One`` in the throat
<betanumeri> hes the new thetro
<betanumeri> *thetron
<Agg> you typoed the word "thetron" .. the irony.. it's too much
<betanumeri> yep thats correct
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84 (+5) [ 2002-11-18, 04:17 ] [
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<afro> i'd cut my dick off if i had a kid like K|dDO
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2123 (+1) [ 2004-07-09, 08:45 ] [
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<tensopaway> whats a penis!??! :(
<Fragwizard> alas, what CapnChron says is true
<Fragwizard> lol
<tensopaway> im no virgin :| but i regret my first root
<Fragwizard> poor tensop
<tensopaway> probably the same quality as the moles that CapnChron fuck
<Fragwizard> lol
<Fragwizard> what his sister?
<CapnChron> hahahaha
<CapnChron> SIF
<CapnChron> Nah
<CapnChron> he probably shagged his own sister
<tensopaway> lol 4 lines... CapnChron is in denial