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<Pengo> VooDoo: nice one, what sort of job
<VooDoo> i now work at www.surpass.com.au
<klif-e> VooDoo: http://www.surpass.com.au/ doesn't even work, i think your imagining it
<wild> works here
<VooDoo> and here
<Lurks> and here
<Lith> ditto
<klif-e> oh stfu all of you ;P
*** klif-e (~klif@---.iinet.net.au) Quit

<knowsfords> OooOOOooOOOOoooOOoo
* knowsfords haunts #overclockers
* Wayne_ performs an exorcism
* knowsfords has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Wayne_> ha
<Wayne_> it worked

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

<Anarki> element: Case modding for better cooling isn't pointless. I like that. Case modding with a few CCFL's, a window, and flashing LED fans is stupid, but it may get you chicks.

<Agg> left hand is easier

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

<nw|work> have a good night all
<bartobook> for real this time?
--- sniperA64 sets ban on *!*@203-213-14-78-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
<sniperA64> for real this time

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

<Rik> I'm dieing
<Rik> got a fcuk headache
<Rik> no, not the fashion brand
<Rik> just a fucking tupo
<Rik> not a tupee either

<wild> I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
<Rage> real classy wild :)
* Rik is listening to: (Blood Duster - The Corpse Song) ¤ Length: (2:17)
<wild> lol
<Apok> i would like to see you get it up while your dead
<Rik> "I want to fuck a corpse" is the chorus of this song :p
<Rage> heh
<wild> :eek:
<Rage> what happens when it goes all stiff tho?
<Rage> you might get jammed :o
<WhiteyFord> adds to the excitement
<Apok> yeah but its not like hes gonna hold a raging hardon until he goes stiff
<Falkor> wait a week and the maggots make it feel all nice and stuff
<Falkor> :P
<Rage> speaking from experience... again
<Rage> :P
<Falkor> Yeha man, fucked a lotta dead chicks in my 19 years.
<Falkor> :P

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

<Jester[X]> someone should slashdot slashdot

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

<brodsta> lol, Destiny is what you make of it :P
<outy> yeah but im all out of lego's

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

<Rudeboi> /msg Z@channels.oz.org login Rudeboi 297411
<Rudeboi> bah - fuck
<l00b3r> lol
<WhiteyFord> lmao
<Narcolepsy> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<WhiteyFord> hahahahahaha
<Erve> OMFG ROFL
* l00b3r takes over Rudeboi

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

* FatMan might go plunder more food from downstairs
<Agg> if you're plundering, it's not "downstairs", it's "the briny deep"
<FatMan> sorry, capt'n
<FatMan> i be but a simple pirate. yarr.
<Agg> tis ok. you can swab my poop deck later.
* FatMan waves his sword around
<FatMan> OH GOD
<FatMan> that was the worst timing ever :'(

<Enfilade> woah, I just did a fart that totally warmed my pants
<Enfilade> Ooops, wasn't a fart
<Enfilade> bbs

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

<Rage> i think the biggest purchasers of cheerleader costumes would be pr0n sites... :P
<bundy> that and kinky old me
<bundy> men
<bundy> men
<bundy> shit
<bundy> typo

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?

<m> "Penguins have extraordinary pooing powers, according to a team of scientists from a German university. They went to the Antarctic to study the creatures, and found they shoot their poo 38 centimetres from their nests. The scientists worked out the penguins' poo comes out at more than four times the force a human can manage"
<j> I see a new version of Tux Racer

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

<D_Web> multinational and market...I am dyslexic today
<wild> you should join the DNA
<D_Web> DNA?
<wild> D_Web, national dyslexia assosciation. :)

<tron|ZzZ> Sticks i'll give you some 1902 numbers dude. Just like before
<FreeFrag> 1902 TRONSEX, hot steamy overclocker, right on your phone!
<Agg> you mean hto stmeay oclovker

<Hibba> Willay do you have deep down gay feelings for every thing in #overclockers with a penis?
<Willay> honestly?
<@Agg> they're not very deep down, i can see them from here

<|kermie|> my suspension rocks
<Narc|Lag> You sould get that looked at...

<aftahours> whats those script things called were it says like everything in a movie. like what they say word for word..
<Forraje> a script
<^catalyst> DURH

<kosh> we have a bug that occurs on the 31st of a month
<kosh> so once a month we get a bug report
<kosh> it gets assigned to a developer within 24 hours
<kosh> who then fiddles for a bit before marking it "unable to reproduce"

<Rage> i remember when i got busted stealing a game from the school
<Rage> "Maths Circus"
<Rage> i copied it onto a floppy at lunchtime
<Rage> then my parents made me write a letter of apology :(
<Rage> my first piracy bust, lol

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

<Owen> Cool. Giant mandarine in the fridge.
<Paladin> i wish I had some giant fruits at tafe with me
<Paladin> oh wait, I do
<Paladin> stupid people.... hate them all

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

<Decker> Cav worships the ass demon
* Cav is just like that :)
<Womb0> Cav: ur strange
<Cav> yeah
<Cav> im a complete fucking wierdo :)

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

<FreeFrag> Agg, I'd like to lodge a formal complaint about your Administrator sabretooth as he has harassed me this night.
<Agg> FreeFrag - I'd like you to stfu n00b. :)

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

<n0f34r> its 12:10.. I'm 18!
<llamaboy> n0f34r: happy 18th man
<n0f34r> thats :)
<n0f34r> thanks* :)
<llamaboy> hows it feel to be legal :P
<n0f34r> no different then wat i was doing b4 :P
<n0f34r> brb
<n0f34r> gotta go buy smokes
<llamaboy> lolk
<n0f34r> back
<n0f34r> bitch didnt ask for id :@
<llamaboy> HAHAHA!
<llamaboy> pwned

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

<knowsfords> so I got a chicken breast and smeared honey on it then wrapped it in bacon and put it in the oven... holy crap it turned out awesome
<brembo`> last time i tried to wrap a breast in bacon i got slapped :\

<PiNk-88> you cant spell underage without rage

<Hibba> hehe my name is reece
<Hibba> my name can be spelt, reese, reece, and Rhys
<Decker> err
<Decker> dude
<Decker> gayman
<Decker> reese butter cups is food
<Hibba> i know
<Decker> I wasnt callinh you buttercup
<Hibba> t00l
<Decker> fag

<Remote_Man> Scientists say that one day women will have intelligent DNA inside of them, it's just too bad that 95% of them will spit it out.
<PsychoMatt> you think sperm are intelligent? man you must be pretty damn retarded
<Draffa> Sperm can remember directions.
<PsychoMatt> yeh i guess women cant do that