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Quote #2610 (+5) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #569 (0) [ 2003-05-17, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> there's this song i heard on the radio in a store the other day, its a chick singing about 'driving all night to make love to you' and it think it's celine dion. Anyway, about halfway through the song.. it makes the 'DONG' noise which sounds awfully like the default WINXP error noise
<WhiteyFord> she's just singing blah blah blah DONG
<WhiteyFord> and its identical
<Daemon> at least it's not the "tada" one
<Agg> driving all night to BSOD you
<Daemon> driving all night to BSODomise you
<Rage> theres a (hed)pe song on my playlist with the msn "someone sent you a msg" sound in it
<bug^> I was in a club where the lasers went off and there was a BSOD on the computer controlling them

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #1451 (+8) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?

Quote #3241 (+1) [ 2006-02-05, 13:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zendagger just got back from buying a fridge
<Tom> now thats a sign of maturity
<Tom> comes a time in young mans life when he says fuck it I need to by some white goods

Quote #1070 (0) [ 2003-10-05, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> theres this cab on the side of the road, been there since last night
<Sancho> broke down or something
<Sancho> ppl were tryin to jump start it yesterday, but i found out why it wont work...
<Sancho> cab number is 404...

Quote #3642 (-2) [ 2006-12-01, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kingy> i thought you had blonde streaks?
<brodsta> ...that too
<brodsta> natural colour is mousey brown though
<kelwyn> kingy: not really
<Agg> only in her personality, Kingy
* Agg runs away
<kelwyn> :(

Quote #2598 (0) [ 2005-02-20, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> oh my... is Agg- the normal 'Agg' evil clone?
<Tankii[din> "come and have dinner with your family!"
<Tankii[din> rofl
<Agg-> no, I'm Agg with a boner.

Quote #723 (+1) [ 2003-07-04, 01:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i did gender studies this semester because it was full of girls.. then i realised they were all feminists

Quote #304 (-3) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #2558 (+4) [ 2005-02-01, 22:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> this storm is hopeless.
<BenZor> Its like, all show no go
<BenZor> Its like a hot4's cruise.

Quote #1713 (-2) [ 2004-03-02, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> tcpdump is kind of like watching the matrix in reverse

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #4240 (+5) [ 2007-11-03, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[22:26] <scruffffff> FUCK
[22:26] <scruffffff> I just superglued my mouse to my hand
[22:26] <scruffffff> :(
[22:27] <glasnt> who the fuck gave you superglue unattended, scruffff?!!/!?! LOL!
[22:27] * glasnt is finished making fun of the kids who sniff glue.
[22:27] <scruffffff> fuck
[22:28] <scruffffff> how do i get rid of this shit
[22:28] <@Sniper4800> hope you dont SG yer fingers the the keyboard then
[22:28] <scruffffff> sniper: i was fixing my mouse
[22:28] <scruffffff> and i held it together
[22:28] <glasnt> you should be able to remove it with some nailpolish remover or metholated spirits?
[22:29] <@Sniper4800> axe would be quicker
[22:29] <PharaohSam> lol it will be stuck to your hands for a few days until the layer of skin gets replaced - may have been a better idea to get a new mouse. what kinda mouse was it
[22:29] <PharaohSam> ?
[22:30] <scruffffff> wireless mighty mouse
[22:30] <scruffffff> and ill go into the lab tmr and get some acetone
[22:30] <glasnt> So.. you're gonna keep the mouse stuck to your hand over night?
[22:31] <scruffffff> unless you can think of a better idea...?

Quote #185 (+5) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #704 (+8) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #978 (+7) [ 2003-08-31, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours contemplates having a shower
* aftahours looks at ajax spray and wipe...hmm this could be easier than what i think

Quote #431 (+17) [ 2003-03-29, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dljunior> i just got motoracer 3 from a nutrigrain pak
<dljunior> hey, i just tried to install it, and it says i need a serial
<Fodder> didn't it come with cereal?

Quote #2771 (+3) [ 2005-05-20, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> the good thing abotu eating all this garlic lately is i wont get fleas
<yaleman> or friends.
<outonanis|> i dont have friends anyway.....

Quote #1183 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(james-2): I don't use a virus scanner either
(tensop): james-: mind if i email you a little program i mate
(tensop): its called notavirus.vbs

Quote #2391 (+11) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #2550 (+12) [ 2005-01-31, 00:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> haha.. someone just responded to a "happy birthday from the forums" email:
<@Agg> PLEASE DON'T USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
<@Agg> THANK YOU
<@Agg> EX WIFE

Quote #3512 (+1) [ 2006-08-18, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> thankfully ive never broken a bone whilst opening a can of whoopass
<VooDoo> you couldnt open the can

Quote #1158 (+3) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #920 (+2) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #3626 (+8) [ 2006-11-10, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* afta|z was kicked by afta|z (afta|z)
* afta|z has joined #overclockers
<afta|z> oops

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #1576 (+4) [ 2004-02-01, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> HELP!!!
<FreeFrag> The folks want to buy a cordless phone, and knowing my luck it will be 2.4Ghz
* FreeFrag waves goodbye to his Wireless LAN
<Fod> offer to pick out a superior model for them
<Fod> and get a non 2.4GHz one
<Fod> or move the fuck out of shepparton and kill two birds with one stone
<FreeFrag> Fod, shut the fuck up you arrogant city prick :)
<Fod> ahah

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #4030 (+12) [ 2007-02-03, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ambush> Get a camera guy to follow you while you break into the houses in your neighbourhood
<Ambush> I'll do the sound
<outy> hahaha
<Ambush> It'll be like the opposite of "Cops"
<FatMan> "Robbers"?

Quote #1107 (+3) [ 2003-10-12, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> http://dualxp.net/ocau/people/largo.jpg
<{pSYc0de}> exactly hehe
<Largo> thats a grainy ass picture isnt it?
<@sabretooth> That's your ass?
<clockit> my ass is grainy

Quote #3038 (+5) [ 2005-10-21, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<modafroman> pffft
<modafroman> not enough dragons
<Ze> modafroman : how old are you?
<modafroman> almost 15
<Ze> modafroman : ahh i was right , i figured you for a 14 year old twit :P
<modafroman> wtf?!
<ABS|85> lol
<Erve> lol capped

Quote #110 (-1) [ 2002-11-21, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> er the 9500 is gay
<Rainwulf> get 9700
<K|dDO> er the 9700 is gay
<K|dDO> get 9700 PRO
<Moose> bah
<Moose> Everything is gay

Quote #2734 (0) [ 2005-05-02, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ David]: it's much much much more nicer
[ David]: i'm running mandriva 2006 cooker
[ David]: which is bleeding edge
[ David]: stable as a rock
[ Ashley]: Kewl.
::: David has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
[ Ashley]: Yup. Stable as it comes.

Quote #2171 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 13:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Cool. Giant mandarine in the fridge.
<Paladin> i wish I had some giant fruits at tafe with me
<Paladin> oh wait, I do
<Paladin> stupid people.... hate them all

Quote #3588 (+9) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #85 (-1) [ 2002-11-18, 05:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> sif Agg would use anything not sexy ;)
<brembo`> so that's why you got rejected K|dDO

Quote #4303 (+2) [ 2008-04-27, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cavalier> lawl...a HJ commercial just came on TV
<brodsta> The burgers are better....
* bungs has quit (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
<recon> food prepared by 14 year olds ftw
<brodsta> You haven't had grease till you've had adolescent acne
<recon> D:

Quote #1461 (+5) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #2991 (+1) [ 2005-09-18, 11:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shags: i've decided to do something aboot my body
Shags: Off to buy a gym set this avo :)
Shags: if i spent the all the time i play WoW, on working out, i'd be beefcake 2000!
Lurks: and when you get to lvl 60 beefcake you will sell your account

Quote #2031 (+7) [ 2004-06-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what did the bachelor of arts student say to the bachelor of engineering student?
<D_Web> Would you like fries with that?
<Erve> what did Erve say to D_Web?
<Erve> old :P

Quote #1874 (+2) [ 2004-04-25, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> Currawong: i'm pondering sticking my wang in a pencil sharpener
<bh> TensopAway: it can fit?
<TensopAway> bh: yeah, my cock is mega small..

Quote #2655 (+11) [ 2005-03-30, 00:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rjbs]: WHO ARE YOU PEOPL!?!
[ DaveQB]: lol
[ dstate2]: rjbs, i am your father
[ rjbs]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[ rjbs]: Can I borrow the car?

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #1009 (+17) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #1872 (0) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?

Quote #2778 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 05:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> Rove McManus is returning to his roots with a live solo stand up show.
<Skitzo> GIVE ME A GUN.

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #1834 (-3) [ 2004-04-14, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Banzai rubs up bh
<bh> umm
<GooSE> mad turbo lag or what?
<bh> can you rub something else, especially not up me
<Postal> *cough*
* Banzai smacks bh over the face with a turkey