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Quote #639 (+6) [ 2003-06-08, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> ur just a kid urself
<FreeFrag> IT'S SPELT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE
<Narcolepsy> *your...
<Gibbon> hehe
<VooDoo> lol

Quote #1442 (+44) [ 2003-12-15, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tensop> trojan scanners dont work Firemoth
<Firemoth> ?
<Tensop> last week, i walk into my room and theres this big fucking wooden horse in the middle of my room

Quote #1351 (+7) [ 2003-11-17, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> I was speaking to a bloke the other day, (who is a few 6ers short of a case).. who was telling me him and his mates were away in a cabin, drank all their beer and were all still not drunk, and only had 1/2 a bot of vodka left... (cont)
<quaife> yep yep :)
<Darkness> So, they would turn a shotglass upsite down, pour vodka onto it, and snort it
<FenrisOlf> ...alrighty then...
<Darkness> Then, after the feeling came back into their nose, they would fill a shotglass with vodka, then hold it up to one of their eyes
<Darkness> their theory was, it would go past the eye, and into the brain, for instant drunk
<NickoPen> lol
<FenrisOlf> hahahaha =)
<quaife> omfg
<quaife> is that possible?

Quote #3879 (+4) [ 2006-12-21, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I can dream knowsfords
<knowsfords> grass is greener etc
* Joins: Rage
* knowsfords greens Rage's grass
<Rage> ...
<Rage> thats fucking disturbing dude

Quote #1461 (+4) [ 2003-12-28, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> Agg-: oh and i need a cronjob
<FreeFrag> dont be rude :o
<Agg-> jeez, you could at least buy me dinner first

Quote #1988 (+6) [ 2004-05-22, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> i bought it from dell directly
<eDust> with an invoice and all
<knowsfords> :O
<knowsfords> you sold your soul!!
<knowsfords> :p
<eDust> but i saved about 60%

Quote #2569 (+2) [ 2005-02-06, 15:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> Flora you told him our secret? :|
<Flora> I'm sorry!
<David> :'(
<Flora> I blurted it out in a dream!
<David> I splurted it out in a dream also!
<Flora> rofl

Quote #158 (+31) [ 2002-12-12, 08:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Ooh, its the most nerdiest trance song
* Baker is listening to Various Artists - Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire (radio edit)
<Baker> Fire..... wire....
<PooJou> Fire Wire?
<PooJou> wtf?
<dspringau> Wire on Fire?
<PooJou> Fire on Wire?
<Baker> Just download it, you'll see
<Agg> IEEE1394! IEEE1394! IEEE1394! (boop boop beep beep) Fire.. wire.. fire.. wire.. (beep beep boop boop)

Quote #492 (+44) [ 2003-04-23, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> awww, fuck. i just said "lol". i'm sitting in a room by myself in an empty house, i see something funny and i say "lol" out loud. going to kill myself now.

Quote #4054 (+7) [ 2007-03-12, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
<MonoJoker> fish are stupid, it was probably a weir

Quote #704 (+8) [ 2003-06-27, 15:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor[A]> none of us smoke aye?
<DDsD|walk> Smoke? only when im well fuct and someone gives me one..
* Rik|out roots DDsD|walk then gives him a smoke
<DDsD|walk> Awww yeah

Quote #1483 (+7) [ 2004-01-07, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> cunt of a chair, has an adjustment so you can angle it forward or back. the lever popped and just about sent me facefirst into my keyboard.
<Tommmo> wild- rofl - is it from officeworks
<wild> yes
<Tommmo> my officeworks chair does that !
<Tommmo> is it a high back one wild
<wild> yep
<wild> blue
<Tommmo> probably the same one
<Tommmo> i get sent falling backwards when the level pops out of mine
<Tommmo> :D

Quote #1259 (+1) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #1618 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cypher> <MeowMix> I know my limitations, and if i say i can do something, then i can. <- so if you say you can jump off a cliff with no parachute and survive, i'm not allowed to say 'no, you cant'
<MeowMix> Yeah, but i'm not dumb enough to do something like that
<MeowMix> I am a logical person, underneath the randomness
<Owen> I dunno... you are female...

Quote #2044 (+6) [ 2004-06-07, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Ybrik has joined #ugbox
<FreeFrag> Oh no, we have a dirty foreigner in our channel?
<TheWedgie> LOL
<FreeFrag> Sounds russian....go away, we dont want communism!
<Ybrik> :(
<TheWedgie> rofl
<Rage> Communism is more than you'll ever be Kieran :p
* FreeFrag masturbates....because everytime you masturbate, God kills a communist. Please, think of democracy.
<TheWedgie> hahahaha... at your rate FreeFrag russia will be desolate within weeks.

Quote #2913 (+2) [ 2005-07-30, 16:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i've got sexual magnetism in my pants
<brembo`> you've got the polarity set the wrong way though

Quote #3101 (+1) [ 2005-11-21, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dracarys Any> bets the courier comes whilst I'm... err... indisposed.
<barto-kun> "indisposed" <- jerking off to slash porn with steve jobs and bill gates in it?
* Disko is away: indisposed

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #4026 (+7) [ 2007-02-01, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> ohhh love heart exhaust tips. hell no.
<biatch> and fluffy steering wheel covers
<biatch> for god's sake!
<biatch> get some common sense!
<brodsta> And "Crazy Bitch" sticker in hot pink on the rear windshield
<biatch> uurrnnggghhhhh!
<biatch> yeah all that crap!
<biatch> silly bitches.
<saboteur> have you seen my exhaust tip biatch
<Cav> biatch: get some common sense! <- im going to save that thought for my darkest hour
<brodsta> And don't forget all the Tweety merchandise!
<IKT> don't forget the huge dent at the front

Quote #406 (+3) [ 2003-03-18, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<influx|cs> can someone please teach me how to not suck at the internet

Quote #3223 (+11) [ 2006-01-25, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enso> does anyone know how to refer to a pixel?
<Pythy> "Mr. Pixel"?

Quote #1154 (+6) [ 2003-10-18, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whiteb> i wish I had zoom on my camera
<kas-> just buy a broomstick handle
<kas-> and attach the camera to the end
<whiteb> LOL
<kas-> :)
<kas-> that's great zoom!

Quote #3448 (+5) [ 2006-07-15, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan might go plunder more food from downstairs
<Agg> if you're plundering, it's not "downstairs", it's "the briny deep"
<FatMan> sorry, capt'n
<FatMan> i be but a simple pirate. yarr.
<Agg> tis ok. you can swab my poop deck later.
* FatMan waves his sword around
<FatMan> OH GOD
<FatMan> that was the worst timing ever :'(

Quote #64 (+5) [ 2002-11-08, 06:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> zit just me or are the new nokia's getting more and more gay? : http://www.howardchui.com/images/reviewpics/expocomm2002/nokia6800-05.jpg
<SileNceR> Rudeboi - you're the only one getting more and more gay.
<Rudeboi> SileNceR: how did u know? ur sexy body just turns me on soo much
* Rudeboi goes and pukes after what he just said

Quote #2697 (+5) [ 2005-04-20, 03:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): ill just say im an indian immigrant with year 10
(Tensop`): then i can work for telstra :P
(Frag[LTOP]): lol
(KngtRider): they are outsourcing....
(Tensop`): hello thankyou please sir welcome to telstra how may i help you please KngtRider

Quote #621 (+6) [ 2003-06-04, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

(aCealots): for dicksmith has a cheese call :) dickcheese)
(Domin8): lol
(Cav): dick cheses?
(Domin8): yeah dick smiths cheese he means
(Cav): did he really call it dick cheese
* Cav was most amused by dick heads
(Domin8): yeah
(aCealots): i never want to try the dick for my self,i never new it tase any good
(Domin8): lol
(Darkness): lol
(Domin8): lol
(Domin8): rofl

Quote #1087 (+7) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #4011 (+8) [ 2007-01-17, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Scyth0r> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/16/environment.animals.reut/index.html
<Scyth0r> i saw this and my immediate thought was "that monkey is clinging to a penis"

Quote #96 (+12) [ 2002-11-19, 06:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack

Quote #2329 (+1) [ 2004-10-13, 23:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> irc needs spell chech
<Hibba> check*

Quote #102 (+10) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #3995 (+3) [ 2007-01-02, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> irony: riding home at midnight listening to midnight oil and slipping on a patch of oil
* scycle has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> Happen just now to you LemMinG?
<The_Wookie> lol
<LemMinG> yup
<LemMinG> didn't hurt myself
<brodsta> A patch of oil...odd
<LemMinG> but looks like some fucker lost his all his oil on the road home
<brodsta> lol
<The_Wookie> could be worse...you could have fallen asleep listening to 'beds are burning' and woken up with your room on fire

Quote #220 (+18) [ 2003-01-01, 03:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Syxx`> my local fish and chip shop is open
<Agg> some food places will be.. coz mums/wives are on holidays too and people need food :)
<Agg> (erm, I didn't mean that to come across quite as sexist as it did :) )

Quote #349 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #2540 (+4) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #636 (+6) [ 2003-06-07, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizard_> OR an unclubbed fur seal
<Wizard_> clubbed ones swim funny
<Narcolepsy> I thought that was just sinking...
<Wizard_> A twitchy kinda sink ...

Quote #1370 (+3) [ 2003-11-22, 21:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) ive seen computers that never shut down, from p3 to p4, from amd to celeron - no matter how far i overclock, i still love my AMD!
(Snufkafk`) that's the geekiest thing I've seen today

Quote #1141 (+6) [ 2003-10-15, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> FUCK
<neolithic> sister clicked restart on gateway
<rade> bye neolithic :P
<neolithic> turns out it was log off :P
<Darmok> panic merchant
<Fodzilla> drama queen
<aftahours> poof

Quote #3261 (+9) [ 2006-02-19, 01:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

Mug: anyone wanna buy a ceramic white PSP?
Hadamona: no thx
JesterX: does it come with full flush and half flush
Hadamona: lol
JesterX: oh psp, i stopped reading after ceramic white
Agg: Play Station Portaloo

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #1846 (+5) [ 2004-04-17, 03:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> when i was young and cruel i used to stand in the middle of the lawn, hug a cat to my chest and spin in circles until i could hardly stand.. then put cat on ground
<Agg> they try to run off.. sideways

Quote #650 (+1) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #513 (+3) [ 2003-04-27, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Belinda> anyone wanna chat to 12/f/denmark
<Belinda> msg me
<thetron> ask manaz
<FreeFrag> Belinda is ~Matt@m084-143.nv.iinet.net.au * Matt <--fucking n00ber
<Manaz> Belinda: This really isn't a channel for that sort of checking. And I'd be amazed if you were actually a 12yo female in Denmark with such a good grasp of colloquial English.
* Z sets mode: +b *!*Matt@*.nv.iinet.net.au
* Belinda was kicked by Z ((Manaz) Idiot)

Quote #652 (+9) [ 2003-06-10, 19:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> what's it about z3[n]?
<z3[n]> biatch: some n00b flaming me
<gords> what, one n00b flaming another n00b?
<Rik|away> n00b wars, coming soon to AOL tv!
<nEoLIthIc> LOL
<Rage> nEoLIthIc - you're the end boss n00b

Quote #1904 (+8) [ 2004-04-30, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tron|ZzZ> How do you get rid of a L5 bridge mod?
<tron|ZzZ> lightly scraching it off?
<Hunter> use c4
<Hunter> often used to destroy bridges.

Quote #3570 (+2) [ 2006-09-28, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> Don't tell the rest of the channel... but I kinda masturbate thinking about Dopefish with a bottle up my arse

Quote #2492 (+3) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #4349 (+10) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #3141 (+1) [ 2005-12-15, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: oh achieva you stupid fucks. Athlon64 3500+ BOX (2.2Ghz) Processor with Hyper Transport Technology (Socket 939)
Rainwulf: stupid stupid fucks
Turophile: lol Rainwulf
ace234: Rainwulf?
Rainwulf: yes
Rainwulf: what dammit
Rainwulf: im busy not doing any work
Draffa: I think he wants to know what's wrong with achieva
Rainwulf: oh
Turophile: ...
Rainwulf: great. another stupid person
Turophile: AMD64 has Hyperthreading now?
Draffa: hyper transport...
osman: hyper transport
Rainwulf: HT is intel marketingspeak.
Rainwulf: wait
Rainwulf: fuck
Turophile: Yeah, my bad...
ace234: lol nice work Rainwulf :)
Rainwulf: guess who is stupid. ME
Draffa: gg Rainwulf