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Quote #2699 (+8) [ 2005-04-21, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> this channel isnt as entertaining as ugbox makes it out to be

Quote #4262 (+3) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #2702 (+6) [ 2005-04-22, 05:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> I'm going to go have a shower.
<Skitzo> k
<Skitzo> pics?
<Jessica> k but 4 ur i's onli. ^_^ no money down!
<Jessica> www.sifnt.org/~jess/showercam.php
<Jessica> OOPS
<Carl> LOL
<Skitzo> 404'D!
<Carl> Why did I click that? :/

Quote #1622 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps echelon around a bit with a large trout
* echelon de-trouts Erve
<Erve> nooo
* Erve slaps echelon with a yellow-fin tuna
<Erve> it's just not the same :(
<echelon> rofl

Quote #2126 (+9) [ 2004-07-09, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby2> Guys, anyone who's got my mobile number, can they please pm or sms me their details again... yay for having a blank phone. If I don't know you, don't pm me your number, because I'll just post it to alt.mental-problems.sociopath.day-release-programs

Quote #1205 (+1) [ 2003-10-23, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** jeffry has joined #nightowls
(jeffry): hi all
(Trav): look...KILL IT!
* Trav beats jeffry with a stick
* Arucard Shits all over jeffry's face
*** jeffry has left #nightowls
(Trav): oh what a welcome for him :P
(halo): hahahahah!!
(halo): lol
(Arucard): ha ha ha
(Arucard): funny cunt
(Nemmy): lol

Quote #538 (+2) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #2555 (+7) [ 2005-02-01, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<llamaboy> msn sux, theres no emoticon for :\

Quote #1527 (+2) [ 2004-01-15, 22:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Lego> "The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cx domain suddenly and without warning."
<Draebor> lol goatse got fucked over
<Erve> now that's obvious Draebor
<Erve> (i.e. the gaping hole in his anus)

Quote #3434 (+4) [ 2006-07-07, 11:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

Teddybear: Anyways, learning about anything pregnancy related seems like a worthwhile way to spend time. You never know when you're going to have to deliver a baby in an emergency :p
Teddybear: it's on Lazerus Long's list of things humans have to be able to do, anyway
Homicidal: "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
Homicidal: okay, so it wasnt on the list afterall

Quote #2029 (+12) [ 2004-06-05, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> "shepparton has tractors, so it's one up on the amish"

Quote #2451 (+13) [ 2004-12-26, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cuahtemoc> Someone kick eth.
<Cuahtemoc> I'll give you $1.
* `X kicks eth
<eth> ??
* eth was kicked by VooDoo (Its for a $1)
<`X> $1 please
* eth (poohead@203-206-245-153.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #overclockers
<FreeFrag|> I'll give you $1 as well VooDoo
<VooDoo> :)
<FreeFrag> No, really.
<Cuahtemoc> How much for a ban ?
<FreeFrag> Yeah, lets all chip in for a ban. I'll start at $20
<INerTIal> i'll DD you $10 now if you ban him
<Cuahtemoc> I'll put in 10.
<FreeFrag> That's $40
* Z sets mode: +b *!*poohead@*.dyn.iinet.net.au
* eth was kicked by Z ((redback) No Reason)
<`X> ahha
<INerTIal> YEAH
<INerTIal> woot
<FreeFrag> Redback just won himself $40. WD mate :)
<Cuahtemoc> Capitalism works.

Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #1142 (+4) [ 2003-10-15, 07:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my plan becomes more viable...
<knowsfords> Rage: no matter how much you dream, an army of automatic ice cream scoops isn't going to give you world wide supremecy
<Rage> bugger
<Rage> guess i'll just have to continue scooping them manually

Quote #66 (+2) [ 2002-11-08, 07:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-177435220021108-071129.html <---teen pukes after seeing porn!
<Silentsni> omg, I would have kept the tape

Quote #1128 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pokebiatch.jpg <---*chuckle* Have a guess at what it is before you open it. I know it certianly wasn't what I was expecting.
<bh> WHAT THE FUCK FREEFAG
<bh> KILL IT WITH FIRE
<afta[DVD]> lol bh..
<biatch> How rood.
<FreeFrag> oh, hello biatch :)
<Quadbox> FreeFrag: Can you please provide couselling, for conditions arising from seeing that image? :p
* Poo[hw] feels optic nerve burning
<Daemon> what the?!
<Poo[hw]> MY EYES
<FreeFrag> Quadbox, /pm biatch
* Reaver huddles in corner muttering "kill me now..."
<Snufkin`> omg
<Daemon> FreeFrag: what the hell is that!
<Snufkin`> mine eyes
<FreeFrag> Now guys, keeping in mind the last link, what do you think this is? http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pricklypete.jpg
<Snufkin`> FreeFrag made the baby Snufkin` cry :`(
<RoCaErIx_> FreeFrag ROFL
<Poo[hw]> FreeFrag: LOL what a champion
<Reaver> goddammit FreeFrag you're pulling out all the stops

Quote #1819 (+3) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #135 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolepsy busts a groove...
<Narcolepsy> Yo, the name is Batty...
<Narcolepsy> The logic is erratic...
<Narcolepsy> Potato in a jacket..
<Narcolepsy> Nothing in the attic...
<Narcolepsy> I rant and I ramble...
<Narcolepsy> My brain is scrambled...
<Narcolepsy> Rap like an animal...
<Narcolepsy> But I'm a mammal!!!
<MicK|WorK> ahaha
* MicK|WorK starts human beat boxing

Quote #3640 (+5) [ 2006-11-28, 12:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> someone just came up to me and asked me to show them how to edit a pdf file with mspaint
<Falkor> lol
<Freaek> aparently my blank stare unnerved them
<Freaek> and they ran away

Quote #670 (+8) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #2621 (+1) [ 2005-03-10, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Borg> anyone remember a poll showing the age demographic of OCAU ?
<Agg> "how old are you?" in the pub
<Agg> iirc
<Borg> The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : how, old, are, you
<sabretooth> haha
<Agg> rofl

Quote #4189 (+5) [ 2007-07-21, 07:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth sets mode: -r
* Agg sets mode: -arrrr
<Frosty> what about yarr?
<Tensop> nar

Quote #3147 (+7) [ 2005-12-17, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:59] <David> any of you nerds talk to jessica this morning before she left for the lan?
[18:59] <David> mention anything about stealing my fucking mouse?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> I bloody hate David....he's a fucktard.....I'm going to steal his mouse, that'll teach him.
[19:00] <FreeFrag> Yeah.
[19:00] <David> are you serious?
[19:00] <moda> lol
[19:00] <FreeFrag> I thought she was a little harsh, but *shrug*
[19:00] <yaleman> lol
[19:00] <Grosby> rofl
[19:00] <David> okay.. are you kidding? :p
[19:00] <David> because i have a whole array of revenge material here
[19:00] <FreeFrag> No seriously, I just looked up my logs dude.
[19:01] <David> *looks at her laptop*
[19:01] <David> show me the log :p
[19:01] <Grosby> steal it!
[19:01] <Grosby> aww lookit da ugwee widdle face
[19:01] <Grosby> n da hand aww
[19:01] <moda> ...
[19:01] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> If he comes in later, tell him that he's never getting this mouse again, and even if he does get it he wont want it *puts somewhere rudez0r*
[19:01] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <David> oh great
[19:02] <David> did she mention specifically where it is?
[19:02] <Grosby> up her clacker
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Let me look....
[19:02] <David> maybe she might find her shit out on the footpath when she gets back? :p
[19:02] <Grosby> am I being too crass?
[19:02] <FreeFrag> Lot of talking in between her lines
[19:02] <David> what time was this btw FreeFrag?
[19:03] <FreeFrag> <MeowMix> No seriously guys, I've had enough of him, the least I should do is steal his mouse...he'll never find it.
[19:03] <FreeFrag> David, no timestamps :(
[19:03] <David> yeah i could sell it to you ocau nerds
[19:03] <David> okay FreeFrag you've had your fun :p
[19:03] <David> i call bluff
[19:03] <FreeFrag> I call gullibility factor = *VERY HIGH*

Quote #1683 (+5) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #2525 (+3) [ 2005-01-23, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzaBBQ> the bbq people were the ones i were standing next to for the last 15 mins
<mazzaBBQ> dammit
<mazzaBBQ> everyone knows me
<David> you found them mazza?
<mazzaBBQ> but i dont know them
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, put the fucking IRC phone in your pocket and socialise.
----- 5 Minutes Later -----
<David> mazza put down the phone man :p
<ace234> mazzaBBQ are you going for the biggest geek award?
<mazzaBBQ> yes
<mazzaBBQ> these people are scaring me
<Reaver|ZzZ> how's mazza on the net
<David> on his phone
<David> nerding it up bigtime
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, are they looking at you with that "Geez...wtf is up with that kid, it's like he has an emotional attachment with IRC" look on thier face?
<David> FreeFrag: $10 says so.
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, turn on the webcam, I want to see thier faces.
<David> take pics!
<David> surely that phone has a camera too
<David> I tried telling mazza yesterday that he shouldn't play with his phone.. he needs to socialise with the people! :D
<FreeFrag> Who knows what mazzanets mobile number is? I'll call up Telstra and have it cancelled because it was stolen. We've got to do this kid a favour.

Quote #1084 (+12) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #2515 (+4) [ 2005-01-18, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> well, just be asured that generations are getting more and more stupid as time increases
<Jessica> Heh.
<Jessica> They are, it's wonderful.
<Jessica> >_<
<DrillSGT> You are part of the problem, Jessica, not the solution

Quote #952 (+5) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #3074 (+3) [ 2005-11-09, 16:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo> any telemarketing people here?
<Daemo> probably not.. but one will call you soon

Quote #2976 (+11) [ 2005-09-10, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

FatMan: oh god
FatMan: at work tonight
FatMan: coles nightfill, for the uneducated
FatMan: i was filling drinks
FatMan: and the diet light caffeine free pepsi has the code * *** 404.
FatMan: i went "haha 404 contents not found"
FatMan: and then hurt myself for being so geeky.
FatMan: :(

Quote #2708 (+7) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #2581 (+2) [ 2005-02-13, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marv> Hey
<marv> I just got a new bed
<marv> and its stiff as, i hate it
<marv> do they get less firm over time?
<Iroquois> yes
<marv> good
<Iroquois> try jumping on it
<marv> Dont wanna break it
<Warhamster> hmmm i read that from the bottom up and that sounded... odd
<Iroquois> heh

Quote #3363 (+2) [ 2006-05-12, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i'm not bitter about movies inaccurately portraying tech stuff.
<FatMan> i don't hate myself for doing engineering.
* FatMan taps gun to head
<aftahours> lol
<FatMan> i'm off to play russian roulette with myself. goodnight.
<FatMan> i swear, fuck razors. real self-destructive people do engineeirng.
<Rage> :S
* bullet has joined #overclockers
<Rage> oh, thats really poor timing bullet.
<aftahours> LOL
* aftahours falls off chair
<FatMan> hahahahaha

Quote #916 (+11) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #2293 (+7) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2040 (+7) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #946 (+4) [ 2003-08-23, 08:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

Quote #1852 (+9) [ 2004-04-17, 21:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Fall> oh man
<@Fall> my work calls me today
<@Fall> "Brad, I can't connect to F:"
<@Fall> "ok, disconnect, reconnect"
<@Fall> "alright."
<@Fall> "reboot, call me back in 5"
<@Fall> *5 minutes pass*
<@Fall> "you've reconnected to F:?"
<@Fall> "no, it couldn't connect again"
<@Fall> "Start -> Run -> cmd... ping 192.168.0.1"
<@Fall> "Destination host unreachable...?"
<@Fall> "plug the network cable back in"
<@Fall> "oh yeah, F works now!"
<@Fall> *blank look*

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #1231 (+7) [ 2003-10-27, 20:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@DDsD|tea): I used to think i was cool.. then this song unearthed itself through winamp random play..
* DDsD|tea is currently listening to: (Various - Peter Andre / funky junky) Length: (3:34) BitRate: (192Kbps) Sample Rate: (44Khz)

Quote #3638 (+11) [ 2006-11-23, 20:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> [link removed to protect the innocent] nsfw plz dont ban me
<Manaz> outy. leave.
* outy has left #overclockers
<iro> hey it worked

Quote #3448 (+6) [ 2006-07-15, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan might go plunder more food from downstairs
<Agg> if you're plundering, it's not "downstairs", it's "the briny deep"
<FatMan> sorry, capt'n
<FatMan> i be but a simple pirate. yarr.
<Agg> tis ok. you can swab my poop deck later.
* FatMan waves his sword around
<FatMan> OH GOD
<FatMan> that was the worst timing ever :'(

Quote #2850 (+3) [ 2005-06-27, 07:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> I am 1 icq point off being labelled a genius

Quote #1540 (+2) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies

Quote #2595 (+4) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh

Quote #2822 (+3) [ 2005-06-14, 23:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@CapnChron> wtf
<@CapnChron> chicks play Everquest 2 now??
<@CapnChron> I smsed a chick for a root
<@CapnChron> her reply "can't, playing everquest 2"

Quote #88 (+6) [ 2002-11-18, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Chaos|Work inserts some torts into his ass.