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Quote #3141 (+1) [ 2005-12-15, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: oh achieva you stupid fucks. Athlon64 3500+ BOX (2.2Ghz) Processor with Hyper Transport Technology (Socket 939)
Rainwulf: stupid stupid fucks
Turophile: lol Rainwulf
ace234: Rainwulf?
Rainwulf: yes
Rainwulf: what dammit
Rainwulf: im busy not doing any work
Draffa: I think he wants to know what's wrong with achieva
Rainwulf: oh
Turophile: ...
Rainwulf: great. another stupid person
Turophile: AMD64 has Hyperthreading now?
Draffa: hyper transport...
osman: hyper transport
Rainwulf: HT is intel marketingspeak.
Rainwulf: wait
Rainwulf: fuck
Turophile: Yeah, my bad...
ace234: lol nice work Rainwulf :)
Rainwulf: guess who is stupid. ME
Draffa: gg Rainwulf

Quote #211 (+5) [ 2002-12-28, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> CHRISTINA AGUILERA GETS VIOLENT WITH KELLY OSBOURNE
<[P]engo> http://www.intelligentx.com/newsletters/entertainment/articles/story_ent5_122602.cfm
<[P]engo> lol
<VooDoo> ssshhhh
<VooDoo> your breaking the silence
<[P]engo> oh shit sorry
<VooDoo> so you should be
<VooDoo> its to late, its already broken now
<[P]engo> oh no whatever have i done!
*** ThomoH[B] has left #overclockers
<dec> look what you've done to Thomo
<dec> and you woke me up
<VooDoo> [P]engo, you really stuffed up this time.

Quote #3419 (+3) [ 2006-06-27, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|MB> Guess what ovretook me on the princes highway.
<Gavatron> a car
<LemMinG> your ego?
<Hibba> haha
<V8R[ws]> your arse end?
<Shaun> I'll take idiocy for $200.

Quote #803 (+3) [ 2003-07-19, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Sancho): i REALLY need a car...
(Lurks): Sancho: and you really need a woman aswell ya geek
* Sancho looks at his fiancee sitting just to his left...
(Darkness): Lurks: You just got sch00led, n00b.
(ColdFusion): Lurks: u were owned
(Lurks): Sancho: Blow up dolls dont count
(Sancho): sif blow up doll...
(PooJou): Lurks: thats a deep hole your digging there
(Lurks): hewwo missus Sancho
*** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au)
(ColdFusion): u gonna get it now
(Wolfine): i aint a blow up doll Lurks
(Darkness): [01:40] *** Joins: Wolfine (Wolfine@dialup-149.40.194.203.acc01-wick-bne.comindico.com.au) - Clones: 2 from Wolfine (Sancho) CtrlF1 whois; ShiftF8 ping; F8 to punish <--- Awww, aint it cute? :)
(Wolfine): can a blow up doll ... do this
* Wolfine does tricks
(PooJou): press F8 Darkness
(Darkness): Wolfine: Wow, i didn't know that many ping pong balls could fit there!
* Darkness runs
(Lurks): bad Darkness bad
* PooJou avoids flying ping pong balls
(Wolfine): darkness yeah well watch out while ur running cuz im a good shot too
(Darkness): Coroners report : "The young man, in his early twenties, suffered a severe blow to his upper left temple. That seemed to be of a result of some form of gooey spherical object"
(Wolfine): aka the ping pong ball from hell
(Darkness): I think i'll leave this one alone now. :)

Quote #440 (+3) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #111 (+4) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #1337 (+6) [ 2003-11-15, 22:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> bundy: "I'd rather drink another man's semen"

Quote #641 (+16) [ 2003-06-09, 02:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darmok> years ago, I had an old pc lock up on me..
<Darmok> a 386 or something
<Darmok> I was about to hit ctrl-alt-del
<Darmok> when at the dos prompt.. letters started appearing
<Darmok> h
<Darmok> e
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> o
* Darkness sets mode: +b *!*@c16705.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
* Darmok was kicked by Darkness (Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! - (Temp Ban/Ignored for 1 Hour :: Kick 195)
<Foos> ahaha
<Lombers> heh
<Rage> heh
<MadHatter> lol
<Foos> he will be impressed.
<Darkness> Oh, was he explaining something?

Quote #1250 (+3) [ 2003-10-30, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> Has anyone had any problems with *Store name omitted to protect the innocent* before?
* VooDoo REFUSES TO COMMENT
<Dopefish> lol
<Quadbox> lol VooDoo
<Flecktone> ...
<Flecktone> :P
<echelon> Dopefish: Take that as a resounding yes

Quote #4220 (+2) [ 2007-10-07, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Broady> groupwork is stupid
<Broady> my group atm, one guy has the database, and hasnt come online, its due on thursday
<brodsta> haha
<glasnt> They make you do groupwork so at job interviews you have an answer too "Tell us about a time when you had to work in a group, but really wanted to kill your group members in their sleep. What was the situation, and what weapon would you use?"

Quote #4221 (+5) [ 2007-10-08, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

[10:38] <@Wayne> FFS, I was attacked by a bird.
[10:38] <Chamelion> Lucky SOB.
[10:39] <@Wayne> When I was riding my bike from the service station after I had put some air in my tires, a magpie kept swooping me
[10:39] <@Wayne> It even had some goes at me with its claws.
[10:41] <Chamelion> Ohh, a bird bird.

Quote #4317 (+5) [ 2008-05-13, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Navillus> I work for the Ausindustry hotline - LPG Rebates and the like
<Rezin> no
* SirPNut kicks Navillus in the junk
<Navillus> Anyone want to pore through the budget so I know how bad my day is going to be tommorrow?
<SirPNut> the rebate's been scrapped
<SirPNut> you're fired.

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #741 (+1) [ 2003-07-07, 13:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* VHBLOKE was kicked by Sticks ( Principles be damned - your to stupdi for this channel, and thats saying something...)

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #1950 (+1) [ 2004-05-11, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> milo tastes like ass without sugar
<aftahours> hmm
<aftahours> *arse
<sabretooth> You've tasted ass?
<tensopaway> had your fair share.. damnit beat me to it

Quote #1002 (+84) [ 2003-09-06, 00:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BuGGeReD> was having pies for lunch
<BuGGeReD> got em out of the freezer..cooked em...put sauce all over em....bastards were apple pies

Quote #4051 (+5) [ 2007-03-11, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

kthnx: i can't stand the whole chimps family to be honest, the monkeys aren't the worst of it
kthnx: those stupid baboons with the weird faces give me the creeps
J_Blaze: baboons aren't chimps
J_Blaze: chimps, gorillas, humans, orangutangs
J_Blaze: are all hominids
J_Blaze: greater apes
J_Blaze: baboons are not
kthnx: oh wow
kthnx: what family do baboons end up in?
J_Blaze: yours

Quote #2599 (+3) [ 2005-02-21, 12:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> whats andromedia
<Draffa> Hercules In Space.

Quote #1825 (+12) [ 2004-04-13, 19:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> [07:04pm] <@VooDoo> i employed Lonewolf didnt i :) <---- and just what is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
<Lurks> lol LoneWolf_
<Simboo> that you're a slack jawed yokel with a pron problem and three toes
<LoneWolf_> I RESENT THAT REMARK! I am not slack jawed!

Quote #3525 (+4) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> On playing Othello - "I didn't realise how much I hated that play until I agreed to do it. I don't mind Shakespeare so much, but I really hate Othello. Here was a guy who had been all over the world, kicking ass, looting, plundering and probably raping the baddest babes on the planet. The he falls in love with some teenager and loses his fucking mind. I don't like that idea at all. I mean, how stupid was he?"
* MadHatter falls off his chair
<deepspring> lol
* irvo44 has quit IRC (Quit)
<brod|bmxor> lmao
<Remote> MadHatter, link to this gold?
<deepspring> link us oh masterful master (beta)
* brod|bmxor dons www.overclockers.com.au/ubuntu/powered by sapphire stickered helmet
<MadHatter> find it on imdb under his quotes
<knowsfjord> "I'm sick of these motherfucking shakespear plays on this motherfucking stage"

Quote #1615 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #549 (+12) [ 2003-05-14, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quadbox): Whoa... I must be smashed... Just saw my toe, and thought it was some sort of insect, so I stamped on it... :p

Quote #3392 (+2) [ 2006-06-03, 18:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

thetron - I live near two huge AM towers
thetron - thats some juice
knowsfords - thetron: you just explained so... so much
FreeFrag - And look what it's done to you thetron. Point made.
Fred_Nurk - thetron, its probably possible to extract some of that power, at least enough to light a small bulb
thetron- Fred_Nurk: Yes you could hold a flurecent near it. If you got close
mazzanet - ...
mazzanet - and what would the "flurecent" do?
mazzanet - turn into pizza
mazzanet - ?

Quote #2391 (+11) [ 2004-11-19, 12:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could go a random hug right now ;)
* josh|nexus gives Narc a hug
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<josh|nexus> heheh..... well i guess its just you and me compadre
<Narcolepsy> :S

Quote #1906 (+5) [ 2004-05-01, 14:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change.'
* MadHatter cries
<MadHatter> Sciby changed the topic and i didnt get a mention :(
Sciby changes topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/ -- Where men are men, women are women, and Junkz sells himself for loose change. MadHatter sucks.'

Quote #102 (+10) [ 2002-11-20, 06:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GooSE> wtf is FC?
<wild> fucking clue?
<GooSE> maybe
<GooSE> I am a bit of a dumbshit

Quote #2556 (+1) [ 2005-02-01, 20:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

David: I hate how my wifi signal won't go through 3 brick walls :p
Fragwizard: lol David
Fragwizard: did you try :P
David: fuck oath I tried
David: that's the only way I'd get a signal here
Ashley: David, they were having a discussion about ip/CB radio in #linux before. Try that. :-P
David: hahaaha
David: WHAT!!
enigma: wha? ip over CB radio?
enigma: why not IP over bongo drums :)

Quote #2173 (+8) [ 2004-07-21, 20:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sciby&r=s&pos=3 <--bottom definition, bwahahahaa, I'll take one guess who submitted that
<FreeFrag> A) Asrehole <--That gives it away :D :D
<Sciby> Yup, safe to say it's TheTron. You can smell the stupidity.
<Sciby> Even if there was no quote, the spelling of 'asrehole' still gives it away.
<FreeFrag> Sciby, come on, join in you fun nazi!! You can smell the stuiptedity :)
<FreeFrag> So anyway, Sciby, been doing much trolling while whom adminning lately?
<Sciby> FF: No, but I"m a snobbish asrehole.

Quote #153 (+7) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #4270 (+4) [ 2008-02-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> henk, the best feature of the VEs
<Tommmo> is the fact they
<Tommmo> a) have battery problems
<Tommmo> b) have the battery in the BOOT
<Tommmo> c) have no non-electrical way of opening the boot, from outside the car.

Quote #349 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #1766 (+7) [ 2004-03-24, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> Quick somebody Name a Vegetable!!
<Ultimata> carrot
<Dragoon> pumpkin
<jase> mich01

Quote #625 (+9) [ 2003-06-04, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** musang_terbang has joined #sigma-galant
<musang_terbang> Download FREE celebrities nude picture ->> Http://FREE_at.tripod.com/Sample.zip
<Narcolepsy> Download a FREE message from all of us ->> shut the fuck up...
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Quote #571 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 20:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> w0t! daredevil-DivX.avi turns out to be pr0n!!!
<deepspring> hehehe
<z3n|A> if i keep getting fake files like this im gona loose my dick and turn into a hairy monster soon
<Bam> lol z3n|A
<Bam> good porno?

Quote #1113 (+3) [ 2003-10-12, 00:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<clockit> agg doesn't have a credit card
<fenix> clockit why not?
<clockit> well why would he?
<clockit> credit cards are a waste of money
<Agg> clockit - has thetron loaned you his magic arse?
<clockit> no..
<clockit> do you have one Agg?
<Agg> stop talking out of yours then, coz it's wildly inaccurate
<clockit> oh sorry
* clockit apologises profusely
<Agg> I have a citibank gold visa with 13k limit on it.. and have never paid a cent of interest.. so apart from being wrong on all counts, you're doing great.

Quote #4007 (+6) [ 2007-01-12, 15:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> so does anyone know how to open a .bun file?
<gords> with a knife utility?
<Strange1> ...
<gords> :P

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #1198 (+3) [ 2003-10-22, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> suck my pipe !
<CrashDumy> lol
<DDsD[AaA]> suck MY pipe
<CrashDumy> I'm so glad i didn't get on suck my pipe

Quote #43 (+4) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #366 (+2) [ 2003-03-02, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@BladeCA> i dont think i have a good enough connection to play online either
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* Z sets mode: +o BladeCA
<@LoneWolf_> obviously not :)

Quote #3202 (+10) [ 2006-01-16, 12:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SolidRed> i shot lazers from my eyes during sex
<SolidRed> its an annoying power

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #3124 (+17) [ 2005-12-06, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> How on earth do I disable this spawn of fucking satan bullshit called the office clipboard - I want to COPY and then PASTE - I dont want this shit to think for itself and remember by last 73 fucking copies then paste the wrong fucking thing JESUS CHRIST MICROSOFT JUST MAKE IT EASY
<BBQ_69> FreeFrag, it looks like your writing a letter..

Quote #601 (+2) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #1420 (+8) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #1994 (+8) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?

Quote #3471 (+5) [ 2006-07-27, 22:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hamel> i'm going to go have sex before the misses goes to sleep, back in 90 secs

Quote #2295 (+12) [ 2004-09-21, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> The other night, I pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green...sitting there...waiting..waiting, for about a minute before I realised that this stop sign was not going to turn green.
<Mred32> Silly me.

Quote #232 (+9) [ 2003-01-07, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> agg.... why are you here? <Agg> good point * Parts: Agg