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Quote #1059 (-2) [ 2003-10-03, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vapor> From: Moe of Lester [332], 03rd Oct, 3:26
<Vapor> you ain't seen nothin yet. wait till i show you what i can do with my feet ;)
<Vapor> From: MullKingJr of Sir_DrumalotCo [278], 03rd Oct, 3:36
<Vapor> hmmm i cant wait... bath... my house... tonight??

Quote #1071 (-2) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #1101 (-2) [ 2003-10-10, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> oh... ah, what the hell, I need sex, bring her on.. just shave her beard first
<RoSWeLL> your a brave man

Quote #1150 (-2) [ 2003-10-17, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneAtWork> a supplier sent us the wrong stock so I rang him to confirm it, I couldn't understand a word the guy said, apart from "hello" and even that was vague

Quote #1163 (-2) [ 2003-10-19, 13:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Barto_ACT> "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work" EEEEEWWW

Quote #1188 (-2) [ 2003-10-21, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
* Parts: Zoiks (Zoiks@dialup-200.193.220.203.acc01-lord-gla.comindico.com.au)
<@Agg> zoiks, who was that?

Quote #2403 (-2) [ 2004-11-30, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Agg when I search the news archives for 'crack', how come most of the articles don't have crack in them?
<aftahours> hmm, that might of sounded confusing
<Agg> stop ogling my crack, aftahours

Quote #1230 (-2) [ 2003-10-27, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> ahh damn
<Falkor> stupid act #5349853894 for me
<wild> ?
<Falkor> just doing like a gone in 60 seconds "lets ride" thing with hands.. smacked arm into door
<Falkor> :(
<FreeFrag> that channel is empty Falkor
<wild> lol
* FreeFrag was kicked by Falkor (Lamer removal successful!)

Quote #1244 (-2) [ 2003-10-29, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[n0nac] ne ways ppl who has been to www.bash.org??
[WoobiE] whats that?
[fr0st] thats a new one
[WoobiE] i bwet its porn isnt it
[n0nac] its a site on all the stupis shit that ppl say on other channels usin progs like mIRC... but alot of it is fucking jilarious
neolithic hears a sound
[ neolithic] porn! where!
[n0nac] well its a ltxt based site so yer man what eva gets u goin:|:|:|
[fr0st] with a name like bash it must be some wierd fetish
[WoobiE] n0nac, yeah right i bet its porn, im not gonna be fooled and click on it

Quote #1306 (-2) [ 2003-11-12, 22:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Mz_Vibrator (bahh@vw-471.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Exit: Dont knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love.)

Quote #1293 (-2) [ 2003-11-09, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yawgmoth> we decided that you're a polesmoker
<EZEKIEL> is it possible to smoke a pole?

Quote #1396 (-2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> hey willz... you get hair stuck in your teeth often?
<willz> why would that happen?
<willz> i dont have long hair anymore
<Rage> ...
<Rage> you dumbarse

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*

Quote #1487 (-2) [ 2004-01-07, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<m> the problem with *nix is...as a newbie, you start with redhat, and debian users act all superior. Then you switch to debian and freebsd users act all superior.
<g> I started with freebsd & switched to slackware because freebsd hardware support was similar to getting sails for noahs ark
<g> & it's still pretty much the same still

Quote #1562 (-2) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1697 (-2) [ 2004-02-29, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> note: don't get your resume for the strip bar confused with the resume for the children's bookstore
<knowsfords> dude that only happened the one time.

Quote #1713 (-2) [ 2004-03-02, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> tcpdump is kind of like watching the matrix in reverse

Quote #1905 (-2) [ 2004-05-01, 11:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WMinstrel> Heh, whoever tried to root me sucked.
<WMinstrel> And god damnit, that came out wrong.

Quote #2000 (-2) [ 2004-05-25, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> jesus christ who names a portable email device a BLACKBERRY ffs!
<klif-e> http://www.blackberry.com/
<klif-e> ffs
<X_phile> klif-e> guess he was in a jam for a name :P

Quote #2824 (-2) [ 2005-06-16, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(cln) haha..
(cln) my dad just got a card from a kid he sponsored
(cln) he had no fkn clue who it was from
(@kloud) lol
(cln) 'who's it from dad?' 'how the fuck should i know'
(cln) he was getting heaps angry
(cln) thought he had a secret admirer
[@tom] HAHA

Quote #2024 (-2) [ 2004-06-03, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FarQ> how do i change my nick b4 i go?
<Lurks> /nick n00ba
*** FarQ is now known as n00ba

Quote #2320 (-2) [ 2004-10-05, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Movis> Aus vs India test cricket starts tomorrow
<@Movis> hooray
* Buggy no care for sports
<Buggy> unless they're horizontal
<Scythe2> so you like bobsledding, then?

Quote #2306 (-2) [ 2004-09-28, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> I love my penis!
<CapnChron> It a powerful tool
<zuus> you love everyones penis
<nic> hahaha
<CapnChron> A tool for the wonderous art!
<Narcolepsy> Mine isn't a powerful tool so much as a fascinating plaything.
<Narcolepsy> :(
<CapnChron> If used really properly, it'll be a great, moving experince.
<CapnChron> IN this case..
<Frag[Gone]> bbl
<zuus> i like to use mine to carry things and open beer bottles
<CapnChron> I'm proud to say this today...
<CapnChron> I love my penis!

Quote #2334 (-2) [ 2004-10-16, 10:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> you know what the best part of current music is?
<Lombers> the way they take a seemingly good song and butcher it
<yaleman> that you can turn it off?

Quote #2570 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours cracks the whip
* ace|TA plays the whip sound effects
* V8R gets all excited and opens the secret wardrobe of latex
<aftahours> LOL
<V8R> all this proding and whipping.... ohh! *shivers* ;)

Quote #2571 (-2) [ 2005-02-06, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> flora do you watch porn?
<Soulfire> that has to be the stupidest question, ever asked.
<Tatey> outonanisl: she can just look in the mirror

Quote #2576 (-2) [ 2005-02-10, 18:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> we need everyone to contribute evenly
<David> its all good
<Tatey> I'll buy $10 drinks
<Tatey> you can buy $10 sausages
<David> cool
<Tatey> flora can perform $10 favours
<Tatey> it's all good
<David> LOL
<Soulfire> i get them free?
<Soulfire> you guys got jibbed

Quote #2584 (-2) [ 2005-02-14, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> Hi, my name's Warhamster, and I'm addicted to goatse.
<Warhamster> I first knew i was an addict when i dreamt about him

Quote #2586 (-2) [ 2005-02-16, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> im a postwhore, what can i say?
<wild> lots, apparently

Quote #2596 (-2) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #2619 (-2) [ 2005-03-09, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rignes]: Funny, babies have it made. They scream their heads off, and someone comes running with food and service.
[ bkuebler]: man, they are cute... but this 'up all night' garbage gets old quick.
[ dstate2]: babies do have it made
[ dstate2]: scream and you get boobies
[ rignes]: I wish I could yell like mad and have my wife run in and stick her tits in my face.

Quote #2682 (-2) [ 2005-04-14, 15:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> Metal forks are good. Leave them in a feild for 6 or 8 yrs until they get really rusty and them use them to tear the face off of someone you really dislike
<Mred32> ...err did I say that?

Quote #2690 (-2) [ 2005-04-17, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): i only played css a few times when it first came out
(Tensop`): wasnt much chop... not really a game that involves any skill
(Tensop`): just point, shoot, press y and say 'OMFG HACKS YOU F#%KEN CHEAT'

Quote #2724 (-2) [ 2005-04-29, 12:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> theres nothing quite like listening to nirvana whilst fucked over from spray painting to give you that warm junkie feeling

Quote #2738 (-2) [ 2005-05-06, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** ScibyAway has quit IRC (Quit: I was givin' some head, to some french bread, four course orgy on the spread of my bed.)

Quote #3000 (-2) [ 2005-09-23, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Hmm, anything wrong with having a 12" and 10" sub in the car? Or will that destroy the sound, according to purists?
<firestones> DJ-Studd: i doubt there should any problem with running two different sized speakers. just don't put them both in the same box.
<SirPNut> purists will say that anything will destroy the sound
<firestones> yeah, you're not even supposed to be in the room, or else you will desroy the sound.
<SirPNut> room? what room? you mean the sound-destroying room? *shock horror *
<Andrew> you can only listen to music in a vacuum whilst drinking a single plum, in perfume, floating in a man's hat
<Andrew> thats the only way you can properly appreciate music
<Andrew> don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise

Quote #3104 (-2) [ 2005-11-22, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

(FatMan) see, like every other man, i realised thaet having tits gets you ahead in life, no matter what. only in my case, i decided to do something about it, and get tits of my own

Quote #3176 (-2) [ 2006-01-08, 07:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

iro: I'm not convinced about this whole morning concept.

Quote #3207 (-2) [ 2006-01-18, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> oh man i could go for a kebab right now, wheres my gf's mother when i want food

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #3375 (-2) [ 2006-05-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Darkhart> btw chris, whats your opinion on the xmen movies? being an x-men guru and all
<@Rara_Avis> im not a guru, gurus are people who jack off over anna paquin
<@Rara_Avis> wait...
<@Rara_Avis> ok i am a guru

Quote #3463 (-2) [ 2006-07-22, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Rage> hmm
< Rage> anyone know how to teach me to get a funky porn groove happening on the guitar?
< lagmaster> play with your willy?

Quote #3480 (-2) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #3523 (-2) [ 2006-08-24, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> Junkz you pumplestomper
<Srebmol> you broke ars
<Srebmol> you ars bandit :P

Quote #3526 (-2) [ 2006-08-27, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ok, now i'm totally fucked
<Agg> chainsawed + axed a couple of hardwood sleepers
* Agg has a shower and a nap
<AntiSciby> Old man Agg. :)
<VooDoo> i wouldnt say that Sciby
<AntiSciby> And why not?
<VooDoo> he has a chainsaw and an Axe......

Quote #4195 (-2) [ 2007-08-07, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

[21:54] <Quilb> anyone know the stock market ticker for apple?
[21:54] <Shaun> AAPL.
[21:54] <Agg> iSTK
[21:54] <mazzanet> heh
[21:54] <brodsta> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> lol
[21:55] <Quilb> thanks Shaun :P

Quote #3545 (-2) [ 2006-09-09, 23:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> bern's only going karting coz he thought he was signing up to "ride tarts"
<Jessica> Ride.. tarts?
<Jessica> But i'm not going karting..

Quote #3554 (-2) [ 2006-09-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<tensop-> though ill probably be using debian for my network project
<LemMinG> hells no BTC
<tensop-> because i cbf waiting around for gentoo to install :)
<LemMinG> bwa ha ha ha
<BTC> hmm i might bust a talley
<LemMinG> debian wins again :-D
<LemMinG> both my linux boxen here run windows
* Bundy has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LemMinG> gah
<devians> thats quotable
<LemMinG> WTF DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Quote #3555 (-2) [ 2006-09-17, 15:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dgtlmoon> Freenode founder Rob Levin has died.
<alex-kun> and Hans Reiser killed his wife. All in the same week!
<koshua> She's not missing. She's just unreferenced.
<pizzathief> you think she got garbage collected ?
<pizzathief> dumped on a heap, so to speak

Quote #3631 (-2) [ 2006-11-18, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> fact of the day: towers held together with gaffer will eventually give way