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Quote #3171 (+2) [ 2006-01-05, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i prefer to think of them as attainable women, rather than ugly
<Hunter> shard, i only have a few selection criteria
<One``> I require there to be a hole for birthing, and hands for cooking.

Quote #3237 (+2) [ 2006-02-03, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> is it sad if I go out and just 'admire' my car?
<dec> or peek at it through the window?
<dec> maybe i could just go and sleep in it tonight
<aftahours> lol
<dec> i was serious :(

Quote #3273 (+2) [ 2006-02-28, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

-!- phrenzy has joined #hungover
<phrenzy> who knew one day i could irc from the toilet at work
<phrenzy> what an age
<@myne> tis indeed grand when thou canst irc whilst thou doest pee

Quote #3270 (+2) [ 2006-02-25, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> FreeFrag: Most of the news is copy and paste
<FreeFrag> thetron, no, it clearly isn't.
<FreeFrag> You have to write up a bit about what each news article is about, and you're nto cabapel of doineg taht.
<thetron> I can't understand what you said. Atleast i could spell it right

Quote #3276 (+2) [ 2006-03-04, 11:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieAFK> sure you can do without it, it's still a 'want' rather than a 'need'
<@Laninoir> like anal
* eraserwk its a need

Quote #3315 (+2) [ 2006-04-06, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

DJStudd: ffs
DJStudd: Just got gastro from my wife 45 minutes ago
DJStudd: puked the second I got out of the car :(
Stygian: DJ-Studd: sux2bu :P
DJStudd: that it does :'(
Stygian: got a laptop?
Stygian: cos you'll be IRCing from the toilet sooner or later :P
Bern: Try cooking her for a bit longer next time DJStudd
Stygian: unless you go for some REALLY out there stuff
MonoAWAY: I read news.com.au on the toilet this morning
DJStudd: ha ha Stygian :(
MonoAWAY: who said men can't multitask? :)

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #3363 (+2) [ 2006-05-12, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i'm not bitter about movies inaccurately portraying tech stuff.
<FatMan> i don't hate myself for doing engineering.
* FatMan taps gun to head
<aftahours> lol
<FatMan> i'm off to play russian roulette with myself. goodnight.
<FatMan> i swear, fuck razors. real self-destructive people do engineeirng.
<Rage> :S
* bullet has joined #overclockers
<Rage> oh, thats really poor timing bullet.
<aftahours> LOL
* aftahours falls off chair
<FatMan> hahahahaha

Quote #3474 (+2) [ 2006-07-29, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Actually -- she rebooted the box. That's why :)
<Andypoo> Maybe other people are taking advantage of her box also :P
<insomniac> exactly how many people take advantage of your sister's box?
<Andypoo> Indeed.

Quote #3501 (+2) [ 2006-08-08, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

Quote #3558 (+2) [ 2006-09-20, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Will[A]y: Well i have no mobile. Only a Skype line :)
<Will[A]y> thats totally useless but ok :)
<@Agg> how forward-thinking of you :)
<@Agg> unless you want to leave your house at any point.

Quote #3676 (+2) [ 2006-12-05, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> today i saw what looked like a chick giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a train station platform
<tensop> damnit.. need a job
<tensop> so fkn bored

Quote #3891 (+2) [ 2006-12-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frost|work> Draffa|a: I tried dating a girl 3 years younger than me a little while ago, NEVER AGAIN
<noel-fjord> Frost|work: she stole your crayons?
<Frost|work> noel-fjord: worse, my blankey :(

Quote #4153 (+2) [ 2007-06-07, 19:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sunset> ffs i was at work tonight till 6:30pm for a hung jury :(
<Torched> how do you know they were hung?

Quote #4122 (+2) [ 2007-05-19, 11:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Porn isn't illegal, indeed. You're allowed to have a couple of porn mags at RAAF recruits (rules apply, but anyway), yet they won't let the navy keep anything remotely pornographic at Cerberus.
<Narcolepsy> No wonder the navy's a little...funny.
<brodsta> lol
<Torched> a little strange
<enigma> lits-hp: starcraft3 rts ftw!
<deepspring> rofl
<Torched> a little...queer
<Draffa> In the Navy...

Quote #4124 (+2) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #4188 (+2) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #4047 (+2) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #4058 (+2) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #4093 (+2) [ 2007-04-27, 15:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> gamma might object to that.
<matthudson> brightness and constrast won't though

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4106 (+2) [ 2007-05-05, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> sex is free if the other party is willing...
<Lits> or unconscious...
<Gamma> Lits the only price of sex is the price of a small bottle of cloroform

Quote #4257 (+2) [ 2007-12-19, 15:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brodsta> I was in that section once
<brodsta> "Are you going to read Pauline Hanson's autobiography?"
<outy> "does it come with free fish and chips?"
<brodsta> lol
<yaleman> lol
<angelessme> i'd read it just to see how batshit crazy she really is
<brodsta> outy: No, but it's laced with Yellow Fever
<Crystal> hi all
<brodsta> She had a conference at the Ipswich Civic Centre once, we showed p with shitloads of other people to protest, people started throwing vegetables at her though :P
<angelessme> were they solid veggies?
<outy> lob a potato at her "fuckin peel this ya mole"

Quote #3995 (+2) [ 2007-01-02, 00:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LemMinG> irony: riding home at midnight listening to midnight oil and slipping on a patch of oil
* scycle has joined #overclockers
<brodsta> lol
<brodsta> Happen just now to you LemMinG?
<The_Wookie> lol
<LemMinG> yup
<LemMinG> didn't hurt myself
<brodsta> A patch of oil...odd
<LemMinG> but looks like some fucker lost his all his oil on the road home
<brodsta> lol
<The_Wookie> could be worse...you could have fallen asleep listening to 'beds are burning' and woken up with your room on fire

Quote #4271 (+2) [ 2008-02-15, 04:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hpengy> i'm a moth
<hpengy> i mean
<hpengy> I'm off
<captin nod> you like to bang into light bulbs?
<hpengy> you should see my apartment
<hpengy> it's got a low-hanging light
<hpengy> i hit it all the time

Quote #4285 (+2) [ 2008-03-17, 21:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> Nick: did you ride before getting your license?
<Nick> nup
<golgy> k :D
<golgy> i has hope
<Nick> you get used to it
<Nick> its like anal fisting yourself
<Nick> scary at first but becomes fun

Quote #4300 (+2) [ 2008-04-19, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Dan> I love UGBox
<The_Dan> I really really do

Quote #4341 (+2) [ 2008-06-30, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Radar> Fuck waking the dog for a joke
<@Agg> i hope you missed an l there and not an n

Quote #4342 (+2) [ 2008-07-01, 12:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<scon> Hah, nice, all office email just sent out "free donuts and beer in the cafe/bar"
<scon> It was a trap - the first 10 to rock up had to move furniture.
<Lemming> lol

Quote #4369 (+2) [ 2010-11-22, 00:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

< sg> someone who knows more about science than me, wtf is "nonionic surfactant"?
< GooseChu> sg: its a surfactant thats nonionic
< sg> apparently it is
< Rezin> Robotic surfing.
-!- klif-e [klif@124-148-160-198.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #overclockers
<@Agg> surfactant is something that sits on the surface of a fluid, usually water
< sg> right
< _d00dz> fuck this im booking a business flight to sjc
<@Agg> nonionic.. i assume means.. doesn't contain or form ions
-!- Matcat [Matcat@ppp203-122-217-15.static.internode.on.net] has joined #overclockers
< sg> well, that is what the dishwasher rinse aid claims 30% of its composition is
<@Agg> surfactants are bad if you have a fish tank because they separate your fishy water from the air, and they can suffocate
< sg> :o
< brodsta> oh no
< brodsta> what'll happen to your dishwasher fish sg
< sg> im not sure
<@Agg> so you have to agitate the surface of your tank if you are using a surfactant medication
<@Agg> handy tips with Agg

Quote #164 (+1) [ 2002-12-14, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<YaleApply> Eses = fuckin' nigger
* YaleApply strings Eses up and sets him on fire
<YaleApply> I mean that in the nicest possible, politically correct way of course

Quote #201 (+1) [ 2002-12-24, 04:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Madhatter> and did u mortage your bodily organs to buy a rock or two :p
<Mred32> No. The bank didnt want them...:/
<Madhatter> lol
<Madhatter> always the black market :)
<Mred32> I just slutted myself on the street for a few hours and the money poured in.
<Madhatter> your lucky you didnt have to give her 3 rings!
<Mred32> She came with two built in.......
<Tri> LOL
* Mred32 looks over his shoulder....
<Mred32> that was close....

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #40 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #75 (+1) [ 2002-11-14, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> last time i called telsra tech support the bloke on the other end started crying
<arkenstone> I called cause i'd had line sync for like a week and my isp still hadn't been told my telstra
<arkenstone> so i called them and asked quite nicely what was going on
<arkenstone> and this bloke just started crying and going on about how stuff isn't his fault and telstra is bad but he's not and he != telstra and people should leave him alone and stuff.

Quote #83 (+1) [ 2002-11-18, 04:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<afro> u have 2 mins to go and check.. or to google
<K|dDO> im not fucking going to my parents house to check
<jamesob> K|dDO: thats a fair bit of swearing tonight....
<Rudeboi> K|dDO: why, afraid of walking in on your parents having sex again? ;)
<K|dDO> Rudeboi: scared i would see you in my fat sisters bed

Quote #105 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #130 (+1) [ 2002-12-03, 04:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Darkness changes topic to '(Jester): ah my ass hurts (V8R[1100]): lol, mine does that too (PsykoSmily): dildo? (HyDrA[vid]): hrmmm *rubs chin* (Jester):thats the second time hes done that'

Quote #139 (+1) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #145 (+1) [ 2002-12-09, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

* HyDrA[sad] is now known as HyDrA[zzz]
<Anarki> HyDrA[zzz]: nice to see you've cheered up :)
<HyDrA[zzz]> yeh, i'm real fucking happy.
<Anarki> cool :)
<Anarki> sweet dreams.
* Anarki backs away slowly
<HyDrA[zzz]> (sarcasm meter was way off the scales then)
<Anarki> (do i have dumbass printed on my shirt?)
<Anarki> :)
* Indef nods.
<HyDrA[zzz]> yes
<HyDrA[zzz]> moron.

Quote #221 (+1) [ 2003-01-01, 04:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

Quote #270 (+1) [ 2003-01-18, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives

Quote #297 (+1) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #333 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 17:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DjStudd> Hmm. 50W halogen globes... that's a lot to draw off a psu isn't it?
<Agg> about 50W I imagine

Quote #337 (+1) [ 2003-02-14, 21:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> mmm raided
<SkoZombie> mmm, blown

Quote #395 (+1) [ 2003-03-11, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<port80> anyone tried ming?
<Ycros> yeah she was good

Quote #414 (+1) [ 2003-03-21, 18:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wolfy): grow up all of you, or i'll ban you
* nEoLIthIc watches the weapons of mass kickage immerge
(Wolfy): nEoLIthIc, it seems that mass kickage dont work, so a nice polite warning, will have to sufice
(Scandrew): give them 48hours to grow up, if not, kick them
*** Scandrew was kicked by Darkness (Target of opportunity- (Kick : 181)

Quote #426 (+1) [ 2003-03-27, 16:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.