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Quote #1098 (+1) [ 2003-10-09, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tastic> hi-5 was my second favourite show when i was single
<Tastic> my girlfriend wont let me watch it anymore
<Tastic> "but baby, I only watch it to learn new things that humprey could never have tought me"
<biatch> that's a little disturbing, Tastic
<yale_work> lol Tastic
<Chamelion> lmao @ tastic

Quote #1097 (+1) [ 2003-10-09, 09:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Moose): Who cares about you are, after looking at that I am never talking to you again
(Moose): wtf

Quote #1096 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|SG1> bugger me....
<Moose> I wish

Quote #1095 (+11) [ 2003-10-09, 06:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Red> its all about genetics, genes are what determines the size of a mans penis!
<Sparks_> sif my penis was made by god
<Sparks_> hand crafted it has his logo on it
<Sparks_> u wanna c the logo?

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1091 (0) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #1090 (-1) [ 2003-10-08, 23:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> damn wizzfizz is adictive
<scooob> dont sniff it..

Quote #1089 (+1) [ 2003-10-08, 04:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

Quote #1088 (+2) [ 2003-10-08, 02:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> you about Lombers
<Simboo> he is busy atm norgs
<Simboo> cancelling tonights plans I think
<Simboo> so he can come to my house
<Simboo> for hot man sex
<Norgs> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
<Simboo> hey.. I can only assume

Quote #1087 (+7) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #1086 (+10) [ 2003-10-07, 03:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Preshus> holy crap, meatloaf is releasing a new cd
<Preshus> fuck he looks old now
<Erve> you took the words right out of my mouth
<Preshus> hahaha
* Preshus slaps Erve on the back and laughs
<Erve> it must have been while you were kissing me (he he)
<@Preshus> blahahaha
* Erve giggles
<@Preshus> I'd do anything for love but I won't do THAT
<Erve> doh!
<Erve> well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Quote #1085 (-1) [ 2003-10-07, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> Three2go: STFU
<Three2go> :D
<Three2go> ashley.. what are you getting me for my birthday??
<Tate> I know what I'm getting you
<Tate> a nice cup of stfu

Quote #1084 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 09:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> why is it that 'ZzZ' corresponds with sleep?
<Fod> when was the last time you heard someone snoring and it actually sounded like zZzZz
<Fod> it's more ... nGnGnGnGnGhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #1082 (+13) [ 2003-10-06, 05:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ls -la
<Agg> ..and this isn't my ssh window

Quote #1081 (+6) [ 2003-10-06, 03:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> mmm im onto my 4th bowel of rice :D
<sabretooth> You eat your rice from a bowel?
<sabretooth> Eww.
<sabretooth> Dude.
<iconoclast> lol
<Wiz> ROFL
<Gibbon> heh
<aftahours> doh.
<Iroquois> brown rice, then?
<Iroquois> sorry.
<aftahours> maybe bowl
<sabretooth> Heh Iro
<bh> you eat shit for breakfast?
<iconoclast> sun rice
<Wiz> Taste a bit shitty really
<sabretooth> "Man this rice tastes like shit!"
<iconoclast> from where the sun doesnt shine
<aftahours> lol..i thought it had weavels in it :P

Quote #1078 (-7) [ 2003-10-06, 00:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> He's there then?
* echelon bitchslaps Sag[a]
* Xits is now known as Saga
* Saga slaps echelon
* Saga is now known as Xits

Quote #1077 (-1) [ 2003-10-05, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik drowns in the flood
* wild does CPR on Rik
<Falkor> bit like that hey Rik
<Falkor> i'm lucky i live on the big hill
<Falkor> so everything rolls down
<Falkor> but damn the pools looking a bit full after yesterday and today.
<Rik> big hills wont stop irc text floods
<Rik> :p
<Falkor> lol
<Falkor> you and brembo are just alike
<wild> yeah, I thought he was talking about the flood of text, then you start going on about a hill and a pool :)
<Falkor> you whinge about everything. :P
<Rik> shuttup
<Falkor> your like women
<Falkor> whinge whinge whinge
<wild> whinge about floods, whinge about bold...
<Falkor> 'oh no, its windy'
<Falkor> 'oh no, bold'
<Rik> I dont like your tone
<Falkor> 'oh no, spam'
<Falkor> 'oh no, someone posted'
<Falkor> PP
<Falkor> :P
<wild> lol
<Rik> that's it, where's my handbag, I'm going shopping.
<wild> lmao
<Falkor> lol

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #1075 (+6) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1073 (+7) [ 2003-10-05, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> he coloured his dick in with a black texta then tried to wash it off
<Sponge> now its all purple
<hr|Assig> ROFL
<Sponge> purple intruder we call him now
<hr|Assig> ROFLMAO

Quote #1072 (+12) [ 2003-10-05, 05:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Car still don't start
* sabretooth mutters
<Fod> maybe the fuel line is clogged with hair

Quote #1071 (-2) [ 2003-10-05, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<a|ftahours> hmm i think my dog just ate a cat.
<a|ftahours> brb
<bh> haha
<bh> is there a cat outline in its throat
<bh> like a snake

Quote #1070 (0) [ 2003-10-05, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sancho> theres this cab on the side of the road, been there since last night
<Sancho> broke down or something
<Sancho> ppl were tryin to jump start it yesterday, but i found out why it wont work...
<Sancho> cab number is 404...

Quote #1069 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 16:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> well "your a homo"
<thetron> :D
<sabretooth> "you're" :)
<yale|php> well, "you can't spell"
<yale|php> yup
<thetron> You's go also false teeth
<yale|php> thetron: give up while you're way behind man

Quote #1068 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> im so behind :P
<Matthew> i feel noobie again
<Fod> again?

Quote #1067 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 09:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> http://www.sabretooth.youarelame.com/ <=- hehe
<Firemoth> (No doubt old)
<sabretooth> aw
<sabretooth> http://firemoth.youaremyfriend.com/ - And I made that page just for you :(
<Firemoth> :(
<Firemoth> I feel bad now. :(
* Firemoth wipes a tear from his eye.
<sabretooth> Bitch.

Quote #1066 (+4) [ 2003-10-04, 07:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik>http://hull.customer.netspace.net.au/forum/countfyourself.gif
<Shivver> ok
<Shivver> but i counted 4
<Shivver> fuckin vampire
<Rik> he doesn't count the 4th one that you counted
<Rik> he's a vampire, that's why... sharp teeth... ouch...

Quote #1065 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 06:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Wanna go for a drink Rage? I know this place around the corner...
<Rage> come pick me up
<FreeFrag> You're like a little pixie you are! *smooch*
<FreeFrag> thankgoodness we have eachother Rage
<Rage> its god's way of punishing me
<Rage> FREEFRAG LET GO OF ME

Quote #1064 (-4) [ 2003-10-04, 05:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Reaver, that means "You are a small penis"
<Reaver> oh well, i can't hide the truth forever, FreeFrag* :)

Quote #1062 (-1) [ 2003-10-03, 23:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLiPSiDE> the cop was giving him shit and asked what he was doin in the maccas car park
<FLiPSiDE> he sed he was waiting for them to open for breakfast
<FLiPSiDE> she saw the maccas in the back of the car already
<FLiPSiDE> and sed "oh bit of a pig are we"
<FLiPSiDE> and he sed "no, u're the one in the blu uniform"

Quote #1061 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 12:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Thor > !kb kal
- - - - - - - mode +b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( mesaana )
<<----------- Kal was kicked: ( Requested) ( mesaana )
< Thor > :)
- - - - - - - mode -b *!*a_kal_a@*.EC677355.1DE52FAA.IP ( Thor )
*** Kal has joined #disease
<Gadfly> Lol
<Kal> :P
* Kal shouldn't be kicked
<Gadfly> Hurts the rump!

Quote #1059 (-2) [ 2003-10-03, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vapor> From: Moe of Lester [332], 03rd Oct, 3:26
<Vapor> you ain't seen nothin yet. wait till i show you what i can do with my feet ;)
<Vapor> From: MullKingJr of Sir_DrumalotCo [278], 03rd Oct, 3:36
<Vapor> hmmm i cant wait... bath... my house... tonight??

Quote #1058 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Iroquois> _3pb_: I think you've had enough. Hit the road. ;-)
<_3pb_> had engouh of hwat

Quote #1056 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #1055 (+4) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #1051 (+4) [ 2003-10-02, 09:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Daemon nudges yaleSleep from under the blanket
<Lurks|awy> Daemon waits for a little something to pop up
<Daemon> Lurks|awy: VERY little :P

Quote #1050 (+11) [ 2003-10-02, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Koontz> fsck whats the whirlpool site, im looking at dishwashers atm
<TheWedgie> whirlpool.net.au
<Koontz> ahhhhhhh..........took me 5 mins to figure out was dishwasher site LOL
<TheWedgie> LOL
<Koontz> LMFAO, i even added it as a favorite before i realised
<TheWedgie> n00b

Quote #1047 (-3) [ 2003-10-01, 03:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kat> hmmm third can of beam and cock and I am craving maccas

Quote #1045 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #1044 (+25) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): i don't need a brain, i have tits.

Quote #1043 (+8) [ 2003-09-30, 21:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Apok> bah dont need gym
<Apok> you can tone muscles yourself at home without any fancy pantsy equipment
<Erve> yeah, check out Apok's right forearm

Quote #1036 (+9) [ 2003-09-12, 20:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> my ass just threw up

Quote #1034 (+3) [ 2003-09-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> ebay: Your best source for ripping off stupid people. liek omghi2u socheep!

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #1030 (+3) [ 2003-09-12, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Hydra[wrk]): i need a gf.... to polish my next car

Quote #1028 (-3) [ 2003-09-12, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wry> bloody cough.. *feels like a daawg*
<Carrots> wry coughing up oysters
<Carrots> ?
<wry> are oysters greenish yellow and wobble and cling onto the handkerchief?
<Carrots> yep...
<Carrots> nice description btw
<Carrots> very accurate

Quote #1024 (+4) [ 2003-09-10, 17:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> We're whalers on the moon... we carry our harpoon... but there aint no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whalin' tune
<echelon> But there comes a time, when all whalers must pine for an ocean oh-so-blue. So until that time, we'll drink our wine and just harpoon our poo.

Quote #1022 (+8) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.