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Quote #4358 (+3) [ 2008-08-01, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Elmo> yay..crashed in the same spot again
<Elmo> fuck you e-tax..fuck you
<enigma> stop trying to enter ";DROP TABLE TAX;" as your income then :P

Quote #241 (+3) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #950 (+3) [ 2003-08-25, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> I got my hands on a bass, we should have a jam
<echelon> (Bass as in the guitar, not the fish. That would make gross jam)

Quote #1596 (+7) [ 2004-02-05, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> Apparently Railway Square looks like a moshpit.
<@Matt-R> As long as they are raving naked near the blue light everything should be fine

Quote #2876 (+3) [ 2005-07-13, 09:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ JoeyJoJo]: lol it said to me 'nudges are new'
[ NoFX-Eli]: I think it meant to say, Nudges are annoying

Quote #633 (+3) [ 2003-06-07, 13:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> everyone is grumpy when they are tiered
<Firemoth> z3[n], depends which tier you are. :p
<z3[n]> *tired!* happy?
<Firemoth> No, please leave. We can no longer put up with your mistakes.
* z3[n] slowly walks away from the channel in tears
* Firemoth husg
<Firemoth> hugs too
<Firemoth> Don't say a word, z3[n] :P

Quote #297 (+1) [ 2003-02-02, 10:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just got side clipped by a faggot in what looked like a red RX7
<Agg> you could tell he was a faggot but you couldn't tell what kind of car he had?

Quote #3358 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsykoSmily> or just buy a chimp and have sex with that
<Recharge> great minds..
[edj] nah... that's just way too michael jackson
<PsykoSmily> lol
<PsykoSmily> you could train the monkey to give perfect head everytime
<PsykoSmily> anyway...
<PsykoSmily> another topic.
* PsykoSmily whistles
<Recharge> oooooooooooook
[edj] yeah, but think of how painful it can get when it instinctively thinks it has to peel the banana first
<PsykoSmily> LOL
<Recharge> you've put far too much imagination into that thought

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #2625 (+2) [ 2005-03-15, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> haha mad
<Rage> just went squid jigging
<WhiteyAIR> you what?
<wild> ...
<Rage> squid jigging
<Rage> fishing for squid
<wild> wait, 'fishing for squid' could also be taken the wrong way...
<Rage> its funny when you catch 'em and they ink all over the place
<wild> :o

Quote #1498 (+14) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #4099 (+3) [ 2007-04-29, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Yumm
<Jessica> I cook awesome food.
<Jessica> I am going to make an awesome wife!
<Torched> you can't cook wives
<Torched> silly girl

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #1121 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* jayci blows the whisle
* Matthew acts as a whislte
(Matthew): :D
(Matthew): fuck speeling
(jayci): eeww Matthew
(Matthew): lol
(Matthew): owned. :D

Quote #2522 (+5) [ 2005-01-21, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, wtf .. eating rice crackers.. the green ones are "surprise, wasabi grenade" flavour.. bleh

Quote #105 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> If cum tasted like chocolate, everyone would swallow.

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

Quote #43 (+5) [ 2002-11-02, 02:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has left #overclockers
<K|dDO`> evening Bravo
<BOB_LOE> K|dDO`: * Bravo has left #overclockers
<brembo`> smacktard, hubbahabahbahb
<K|dDO`> oops
<K|dDO`> lol

Quote #1020 (+3) [ 2003-09-09, 22:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Na_Hortz is currently playing: (Orgy - Where's Gerrold) ¤ Length: (4:11) ¤ BitRate: (160Kbps) ¤ Sample Rate: (48Khz)
<Na_Hortz> I just looked for orgy vid clips on kazaa...bad idea :/

Quote #2618 (+9) [ 2005-03-09, 13:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Lurks: Hows your engrlish?
<Lurks> thetron: as good as yours
<yaleman> thetron doesn't speak engrish, he speaks tronlish, which is even more garbled
<ace234> who needs 128bit encryption when you have tronlish
<Lurks> ace234: 128bit is based on tronlish
<yaleman> haha

Quote #2745 (+11) [ 2005-05-11, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jayci> someone? Rove hasnt got cancer has he?
<Erve> yes
<Erve> its in his funny bone
<Erve> boom tish

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #4235 (+5) [ 2007-10-29, 00:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

mrwhippy: wow Agg is online, G'day Agg :)
mrwhippy: Is it possible to change my forum username?
Agg: hi! no.
Agg: but thanks for asking.

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #1874 (+2) [ 2004-04-25, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> Currawong: i'm pondering sticking my wang in a pencil sharpener
<bh> TensopAway: it can fit?
<TensopAway> bh: yeah, my cock is mega small..

Quote #164 (+1) [ 2002-12-14, 05:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<YaleApply> Eses = fuckin' nigger
* YaleApply strings Eses up and sets him on fire
<YaleApply> I mean that in the nicest possible, politically correct way of course

Quote #1963 (+12) [ 2004-05-15, 18:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> argh
<Freaek> just woke up
<Freaek> fell aslseep at the pc
<Freaek> got keyboard indent on my head
<Freaek> :(
<Freaek> fucken sore

Quote #1127 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mooksta> What's news?
<echelon> Smartarse Answer:
<echelon> news ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nz, nyz)
<echelon> pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
<echelon> Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
<echelon> A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
<echelon> New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
<echelon> Newsworthy material: “a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news” (James Atlas).
<echelon> Non Smartarse answer:
<echelon> I'm getting a car, Saga is getting a new computer, Nozz is idling along with Omi, Wardog is STILL sleeping and Sponge is in and out.

Quote #1747 (+11) [ 2004-03-16, 12:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rb> the roflcopter is dropping the lollerbombs

Quote #2117 (+67) [ 2004-07-08, 00:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> <Arsonist> anyone know if there is another name for a sperm bank? :P i want money <-- Jerkin' Joint? Cum'n'Cash? Spoot'n'Spend?
<Jessica> I like cum'n'cash the best.
<Agg> must.. not.. topic
<Jessica> Definitely topic
<Iceickle> do it!
<Hibb[a]> do it
<Jessica> Actually
<Jessica> Don't
--- Agg has changed the topic to: <Jessica> I like cum

Quote #3391 (+5) [ 2006-06-03, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> my bear keeps getting caught in my harmonica

Quote #37 (+17) [ 2002-10-28, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> why is it, I wonder, that you get a bunch of geeks in a room and within minutes they are calling each other homosexual and/or making faux-gay gestures/comments about each other? it's bizarre. (you bunch of fags)

Quote #1144 (+6) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #1535 (+8) [ 2004-01-19, 00:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i never went to uni, and look at me
<PappaSmurf> lol Agg
<@Agg> an unemployed bum who walks around the house eating cheese in his undies
<@sabretooth> * Agg sets another $50 note on fire and lights a cigarette with it
<@Agg> err.. the cheese isn't in, or from, or in any way related to my undies..

Quote #1525 (+9) [ 2004-01-15, 20:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Grosby) I can't eat KFC, looks too much like a wrinkled up testicle

Quote #2896 (+1) [ 2005-07-24, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trenton> hey tim tim
<Eminoir> hello
<Trenton> i need ur assistance
<Trenton> aka. full help
<Trenton> i dont know how to setup thunderbird for gmail
<Eminoir> tried google?
<Trenton> how do i try google?

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #70 (+1) [ 2002-11-12, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> Wolff *ding*
<Wolff> ding?
<Wolff> im not a ding
<Wolff> im an idiot

Quote #2648 (+2) [ 2005-03-25, 20:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

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<Milton> The typical human is a moron

Quote #2758 (+4) [ 2005-05-16, 15:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@yooty> yes apsolutely firefox is NOT my choice of browser.
<@yooty> opera is on the other hand
<@saev> i love firefox.
<@yooty> tab support, popup blocking, sessions saving, accessible cache, author mode, great skins
<@saev> who gives a fuck about skins options on a browser.
<@saev> seriously.
<@yooty> i do.
<@yooty> i want my forward and back icons to look like tits dammit ;]

Quote #4275 (+7) [ 2008-02-21, 23:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> i wonder what "bugger" translates to in swedish
<brodsta> Possibly into it's literal form :P
<glasnt> Booga?
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<glasnt> Ah... brodsta timed out. Do we blame it on the boogie?

Quote #1872 (+1) [ 2004-04-25, 08:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* rodgrech was an army hobo
* TensopAway was never an army hobo
<BBQ_69> now your just a hobo?

Quote #1330 (+2) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #2839 (+2) [ 2005-06-22, 04:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> so, someone tell me something new.
<predder> ''Something New'' was the Beatles' third Capitol release, but fifth American album following the UA release of ''A Hard Day's Night''. This album includes songs left off that release except "I'll Be Back", as well as the remaining tracks "Slow Down" and "Matchbox" from the ''Long Tall Sally'' EP and the German release of "I Want To Hold Your Hand".

In 2004 this album was released for the first time on CD as part of ''The Capitol Albums, Volume 1'' box set.

Quote #1724 (+2) [ 2004-03-05, 14:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> well, what's more important, your education or your computer?
<Fod> (if you say education, i'll have option but to kick you)
<Fod> *no option
<Fod> jeez my english is shit today, i guess that's what you get for putting your computer ahead of your education :)

Quote #2272 (+2) [ 2004-09-03, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkash> but i ran out of light
<Darkash> so i had to leave it to tommorrow
<@Lartnec> heeey thats an idea, we could make some sort of lighting device that we could use when it gets dark
<@Lartnec> maybe some fire on the end of a bit of string
<@Lartnec> with soemthing.... lets say wax around it
<@Carl> Lartnec, will it have a TV?
<@Lartnec> I was thinking a mobile phone

Quote #2777 (+5) [ 2005-05-21, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ fLy]: i'd be a dirty liar if i said i wasnt drunk
[ fLy]: im glad i got that off my chest
* fLy drinks up
[ fLy]: p.s i may have injured my pancreas in a freak accident involving myself and some wet tiles

Quote #52 (+2) [ 2002-11-05, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SileNceR> finally got it in
<SileNceR> my poor fingers :(

Quote #1011 (+12) [ 2003-09-07, 22:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Immo_G: what would male/tentacle sex count as? :P
<Immo_G> i dunno Cav, my collection of it is labelled in Japanese

Quote #1204 (+3) [ 2003-10-23, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

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