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Quote #3083 (+56) [ 2005-11-13, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> you forget that benzor's brain is capable of absorbing huge quantities of knowledge via osmosis. he works in a legal office for a few months.. he's practically a lawyer. i imagine he walked past a mechanic on the way to this conversation.

Quote #2820 (+5) [ 2005-06-14, 00:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eroda> WA road laws are so slack
<eroda> i got let off for doing 32 over the limit
<eroda> for saying i was trying to use the moving air to dry off my car

Quote #1130 (+4) [ 2003-10-14, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<golgy> i wonder if i stick my toe into my 120mm fan, it'll cut my toenails for me
<Daemon> the answer is yes
<golgy> ow
<golgy> no, the answer is no

Quote #553 (+11) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #488 (+15) [ 2003-04-22, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grog`> a good immunity is to piss on yourself twice daily
<Grog`> i've been doing it for years
<Grog`> and i haven't caught SARS

Quote #199 (+11) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #1775 (+6) [ 2004-03-26, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> lot going on here:|
<Agg> it's friday night, all the cool people are out partying.
<Agg> and you and i are in here. hi.

Quote #3439 (+1) [ 2006-07-09, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> you can tell the difference between samples made on a mac and a pc?
<zuus> dude, i have the wrong earphones
<Enfilade> Yeah, mac samples are funkier with more contemporary styling

Quote #4229 (+5) [ 2007-10-16, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg retires to the sofa with the remote control and packet of antihistamines
<Madhatter> cold or illergic to baby?
<Agg> chicken motherfucking pox
* Tao|zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
<Agg> if you can believe it
<Dopefish> WTF
<aXiSte> ouch
<Dopefish> you have been having a bad time lately no?
<Agg> the way this month has been going i assume an ebola bomb will go off in my backyard next weekend

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #360 (+7) [ 2003-02-25, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> /me thinks jester has an anime addiction
* Jester plays Evangelion - Everything You Want - Version 2.mpeg Anime Music Vid
<Milenko> dude
<Milenko> do you ever think about chicks that havent been drawn by some middle aged jap with his dick in his hand and his thumb up his ass?
* dspringau wipes snott of monitor

Quote #4108 (+15) [ 2007-05-05, 22:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote> ffs quit talking about sex my highlights are going ballistic!

Quote #2959 (+4) [ 2005-08-31, 06:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

Iroquois: bollocks
Iroquois: england win
outy: are you going to cry?
Iroquois: I already am. Don't mock me

Quote #2899 (+2) [ 2005-07-25, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I could, I suppose, go and drop off my crank.
<Lexi> er... crank?
<Narcolepsy> Crankshaft.
<Lexi> Sounds kinky? :)
<Narcolepsy> Getting it reground and balanced, and possibly other work done to it.
<Narcolepsy> And if they can press the gudgeon pins out of my pistons, they can balance and shot peen my conrods while they're at it.
<Lexi> Either you're talking about a car, or you're talking about some very interesting sexual fantasy. Which is it?
<Narcolepsy> Car. Engine rebuild. Go fast bits. No sex.
<shift> i thought it was both
<shift> the car was part of his sexual fantasy
<Narcolepsy> I DENY!
<Lexi> Is its semen black?
<Narcolepsy> Yes.
<Lexi> Ah, so it WAS a sexual fantasy :)
<Narcolepsy> And it leaks lots of it every day.

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #4287 (+9) [ 2008-03-25, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> i happened to walk in to one of our computer labs when a teacher was trying to use one of our new flatbed scanners to scan an artwork made entirely out of chicken wire

Quote #2630 (+2) [ 2005-03-18, 11:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?

Quote #3413 (+5) [ 2006-06-22, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Psy> time to put pants on, gf's 16yr old sis is visiting :(
<raphWRKN> is she cute?
<Psy> eww
<Psy> she's 16!
<nutcase> the question is valid
<nutcase> sick
<nutcase> but valid

Quote #754 (+3) [ 2003-07-09, 07:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dark_Razer> being a conjoined twin would suck pritty hard.
<Fodder> never get lonely.
<Fodder> and if you lose your carkeys, at least someone saw where you had them last

Quote #1437 (+7) [ 2003-12-12, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Interloper> Type 'hardcore sex' into google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
<vecki> Is that like the 'weapons of mass destruction one'?
<Interloper> Yes

Quote #952 (+5) [ 2003-08-26, 19:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PeTe^> i no how to spell

Quote #1607 (+4) [ 2004-02-08, 18:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google bastards
<D_Web> Result: SCO | SCO Grows Your Business - [ http://www.sco.com/ ]

Quote #1821 (+1) [ 2004-04-11, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatchx> Not really. sab isn't really welcome here. I'm not allowed visitors.
<PooJou> biatchx: are you in jail?
<biatchx> I live with my Dad yeah.
<biatchx> Only because it's convenient.

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #3002 (+4) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #3214 (+11) [ 2006-01-22, 09:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@knowsfords> I hear that when you pour tassie beer, it has two heads

Quote #1345 (+6) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool

Quote #2947 (+9) [ 2005-08-23, 14:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Man these cold and flu tablets make your ears feel funny
<Dopefish> you're supposed to put them in your mouth

Quote #2631 (+1) [ 2005-03-19, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<retz> Http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/complexigon/furyshirtcopy2.jpg <-- Which text placement do you prefer? (ignore the crappy tshirt outline, just look at the damn text placement :P)
<Fred_Nurk> well, the outline sucks
<FreeFrag> That's a pretty crappy outline
<EvilElmo> worst outline ever
<retz> I hate you all.

Quote #1369 (+1) [ 2003-11-22, 20:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(rodgrech) man im scared.... i gotta walk into a Apple store (nextbyte) next few days
(Snufkin`) wear protection
(Snufkin`) otherwise you might catch gay
(FreeFrag) Thier prices are an ass rape
(rodgrech) ill have my windblows xp cd with me for protection
(rodgrech) 179.00 for a 65 watt laptop charger
(Largo) haha instead of using a cross on posessed people, throw windows XP at them and watch them burn
(rodgrech) burnt windows xp cds cut up and made into ninja stars
(Snufkin`) haha
(rodgrech) or my ibook of doom with windows xp loaded on it :D
(Largo) i wanted to get an ipod, i gotta walk in there with a radiation suit
(FreeFrag) Lets not forget a full retail copy of MacOSX is $229 :o
(Tensop) Largo: shut your....
(Largo) they'd probaly consider that laptop weapon of mass destruction :p

Quote #351 (+5) [ 2003-02-22, 21:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** God was kicked by Yaleman (I kicked god!)
*** God has joined #rice
<God> you will pay for that when you die Yaleman

Quote #2367 (+4) [ 2004-10-28, 20:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Netsork> What size are CDs these days, anyway?
<enigma> about 12cm I think
<mazzanet> 8cm
<enigma> oh, my bad
<enigma> hang on.
<enigma> mazzanet, get a ruler and a regular CD
<mazzanet> 8cm.
<enigma> mine are 12cm .. diameter?
<mazzanet> oh
<Netsork> 12 here, too.
<mazzanet> mine are 13.5cm
<enigma> 13.5cm?
<enigma> how the fuck do they fit in the drive?
<mazzanet> o_O
<mazzanet> oh heh
<mazzanet> this ruler has 0-1.5cm missing

Quote #139 (+1) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #920 (+2) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #1346 (+4) [ 2003-11-16, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> anyone got a legendary rack to top off the combo?
<biatch> Yeah, I'm here

Quote #1939 (+7) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #826 (+14) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #1885 (+8) [ 2004-04-28, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Alright, I'm going. I want to disconnect from the net on purpose for once.

Quote #1808 (+3) [ 2004-04-06, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ask!
<DDsD> How long is TheWedgie's Penis Rage?
<Rage> flaccid or erect?
<TheWedgie> :/
<DDsD> Ahh.. both
<Rage> 4" flaccid
<Rage> 7" errect
<TheWedgie> longer than the third toe on my left foot.
<DDsD> <Rage> lol, my gf thinks i'm gay
<TheWedgie> LOL
<DDsD> I think that *thinks* is the wrong word dude ;p

Quote #1076 (+1) [ 2003-10-05, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

(VooDoo): <<-- qualified Chef
(Falkor): <<-- qualified sex instructor
* VooDoo thinks Falkor qualifies as someone that thinks they have a clue but really what he was taught is all crap

Quote #65 (+11) [ 2002-11-08, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SpeedyD> i have a good girlfriend and a good firewall, cept my firewall never goes down on me

Quote #1862 (+8) [ 2004-04-20, 16:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|ithic> YES!
<neo|ithic> another friend

Quote #970 (+3) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #2725 (+1) [ 2005-04-29, 12:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanis|> fuck my hands are shaking from all the chemicals
<outonanis|> this is fucked
<Agg> dude, people pay good money for that experience
<afta> rofl
<outonanis|> haha, and i got the two cans of paint for free when i bought my car, score!

Quote #1856 (+15) [ 2004-04-18, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* knowsfords injects Freaek with 1000cc's of Maple syrup and pancake batter
<DDsD> I get the impression knowsfords is trying to fatten us up...
<DDsD> $10 says knowsfords lives in a gingerbread house...

Quote #423 (+3) [ 2003-03-26, 15:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> my keyboard is fucking weird, i turn it upside down, give it a shake and pubes fall out

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #2805 (+9) [ 2005-05-31, 17:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ rodgone ] on my toom stone i want /whois rodgrech
[ FatMan ] ok
[ rodgone ] ./rodgrech is on channel #dead
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (dead)
[ rodgone ] hahaha
[ outonanisl ] rodgrech has quit #life (connection reset by peer)
[ rodgone ] rodgrech has quit #overclockers (connection reset by spider)

Quote #1022 (+9) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #982 (+59) [ 2003-09-01, 01:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darkness> How is a BIOS updated?
<Agg> ze flash.
<Agg> if flash goes bad, paperweight you have
<Darkness> Eep.
<Agg> but chance is small
<Darkness> I have NFI what i'm doin, but there is only a few options... It has selected my Board for me, ticked internet update and a button with update new bios..
<Agg> make with the clicking then
<Agg> it's a pretty simple process really
<Darkness> eep. here goes.
<Darkness> done, brb
* Darkness has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Agg> err
<Agg> SMS from darkness
<Agg> PC not restarting :/