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Quote #1172 (-1) [ 2003-10-19, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> fuck I hate fileplanet.
<wild> whoever's responsible for fileplanet, I'm gonna stab 'em in the face with a red hot pitchfork.
<gords> you'd better hope it's not one of us then...
<wild> it's you, isn't it.
<gords> well yeah, but i won't really appreciate the pitchfork, so i'll choose someone else. it was...rik!
<Rik> hey what?
<gords> watch out for a wild wild that's wanting to stab you in the face with a hot pitchfork
<Rik> oh is that all

Quote #327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(

Quote #4075 (0) [ 2007-04-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> http://www.overclockers.com.au/images/rusvod1.jpg <-- this is quite nice :)
<@Sciby> oh, you finally cracked it. What's it like?
<@Agg> ..quite nice
<@Agg> strong flavour tho
<@Sciby> Nooo... like smooth, does it have any interesting flavours, etc.
<@Sciby> I assume it would be smooth.
<@Sciby> As smooth as vodka gets.
<@Sciby> Apparently Gin and Vodka are the same thing - made the same way, from the same thing, except gin has the juniper berries and stuff in it. I dunno how true that is... I should look it up.
<@Agg> yup, that's wot i've always been told
<@Agg> gin = vodka + juniper
<@Agg> they're pretty much ethanol + water anyway :)
<@Agg> sipping a shot to jog my memory btw
<@Agg> smooth texture, strong banana flavour
<@Agg> no wait, wrong hand, that's a banana

Quote #2155 (0) [ 2004-07-17, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ_NARRRP> I had the worst day in history today man!!
<Dexta> what happened?
<DJ_NARRRP> got home at like 5:30am got up at 7am then from 9am till 5pm with out a fucking break I have been surrounded by BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!
<DJ_NARRRP> I HATE CELTIC FORCE

Quote #4263 (+3) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #1401 (+10) [ 2003-11-30, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> if you can't handle a bit of a bingle, you should be a racing car driver
<Fod> ^shouldnt
<Fod> and if you can't piece simple sentences together, you shouldn't go on IRC
* brembo` watches all IRC users quit simultaneously

Quote #1107 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> http://dualxp.net/ocau/people/largo.jpg
<{pSYc0de}> exactly hehe
<Largo> thats a grainy ass picture isnt it?
<@sabretooth> That's your ass?
<clockit> my ass is grainy

Quote #3300 (0) [ 2006-03-30, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm sorry to say she was possibly the least attractive 19 year old I've ever met :p
<biatch> According to outy she'd still be bonkable then, Quadbox

Quote #4229 (+5) [ 2007-10-16, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg retires to the sofa with the remote control and packet of antihistamines
<Madhatter> cold or illergic to baby?
<Agg> chicken motherfucking pox
* Tao|zzz has quit (Ping timeout)
<Agg> if you can believe it
<Dopefish> WTF
<aXiSte> ouch
<Dopefish> you have been having a bad time lately no?
<Agg> the way this month has been going i assume an ebola bomb will go off in my backyard next weekend

Quote #1286 (-5) [ 2003-11-07, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Redback> its log, log, everyone loves a log
<Azrael> OMFG
<Azrael> REN N STIMPY
<Azrael> WIN
<Redback> NEW! Log for girls!
<Azrael> Ew
<Azrael> girl log
<Azrael> ick
<Azrael> ... not to say that guy log is bad
<Azrael> GOOD GOOD I MEANT GOOD
<Azrael> FUCKEN
<Redback> bash!
<Azrael> Fuck off!
<Redback> already done!
<Azrael> Fucker!

Quote #2061 (+2) [ 2004-06-16, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> eew, internet blood
<eDust> almost as bad as tv blood

Quote #123 (+4) [ 2002-11-25, 04:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sniper1400> What's the most useless thing in sport?
<Daemon> sniper1400: clothing in the women's volleyball? :)
<sniper1400> more like clothing in any womens sport

Quote #1310 (+11) [ 2003-11-13, 09:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gatecrash> its a PC, with UV die through it
<Fatal|T0nY> hay
<Fatal|PalaNIN> who cool
<gatecrash> it enhances performance by at least 500mhz
<Fatal|PalaNIN> *whoa
<Fatal|T0nY> it looks shite
<Fatal|PalaNIN> are you serious
<gatecrashno> dude im not
<gatecrash> how can paint make a pc faster?

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #3014 (+8) [ 2005-10-05, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> ibbrembo
<Baker> Thats the new Apple product isn't it?
<Baker> iBrembo
<Erve> yeah, internet brakes
<wild`> what will they think of next, an iBenzor?
<Freaek> iTron
<wild`> that's tIron :P
<Erve> hahah
<Freaek> good point
<Erve> an internet iron
<Erve> oh the ironing

Quote #2104 (+8) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #3598 (+11) [ 2006-10-14, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bolex17> Agg, my msn girlfriend dumped me :(
<mazzanet> ?
<pooger> bolex17: please tell me your kidding :P
<bolex17> i met her on habbohotel
<Turophile> That's what I was thinking pooger.
<bolex17> lol
<Turophile> ...
<Turophile> Oh Lord.
<Agg> bolex17 - your msn girlfriend was a 50yo man in utah

Quote #1809 (+7) [ 2004-04-07, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nemo has left
<33735> hey your dads looking for you

Quote #4200 (-6) [ 2007-08-19, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mibba> HAY GUYS
<Mibba> I JUST GOT LAID
<Mibba> by my hand
<Mibba> its called, talleh
<Gamma> Mibba NO WAY
<Gamma> thats 3 people, and im not one of them NOT FAIR
<Gamma> :(
<Mibba> 3 people?
<Ze> Gamma : you want to get laid by Talleh?
* Gamma hides
<Gamma> i said nothing Mibba NOTHING
<Gamma> forget what i said
<Ze> yeah forget about FatMan :p
<Gamma> Ze i'd sink so low now it aint funny

Quote #3453 (+10) [ 2006-07-18, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<benz> I just realised im at a church, and my wallpaper is "Jesus did it for the chicks"

Quote #4216 (-1) [ 2007-10-01, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sheri> Gary!
<Gary> Sheri!
<Agg> Agg!
* Agg cries alone in the corner.
<Gary> omg Agg! is here!!1!1!!!1!!
<echelon> Egg!
<echelon> Oh wait, you're not Egg.
<echelon> I thought you were someone else.
<echelon> go about your business.
<Agg> ok.
=-= Mode #overclockers +b *!*@(snip) by Agg
=-= (echelon) have been booted from #overclockers by Agg (my name is Agg, and kickbanning is my business)

Quote #833 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 18:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Ros`away): is back -( making dinner )- gone 29 min 32 s
* Ros`away is now known as RoSWeLL
<Spark_No2> wha? u bought pizza?
<RoSWeLL> no made myself some dinner i dislike scallops
<Spark_No2> ewww scallops remind me of licking a pussy after its been bushwalking and hasnt had a shower
<RoSWeLL> lol

Quote #2712 (+5) [ 2005-04-25, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myne> when I first moved out
<myne> I got about 20 milkcrates
<myne> for furniture
<LemMinG> same
<FreeFrag> How'd you get them?
<myne> desk = crates and plank, bed = crates and mattress
<LemMinG> milkcrate + roarworks sign = a good coffee table
<myne> drove around the back of big shopping centres and ganked em
<myne> how else?
<myne> returned em when I'd finished - a year or so later
<FreeFrag> You realise that milk crates always remain property of the diary that owns them?
<yaleman> I didn't know that diaries could own property
<Narcolepsy> Dairy.
<FreeFrag> Fuck you. Fuck you all.
<myne> it was 5 years ago, I lack care for moral high horse s
<FreeFrag> >:-)
<yaleman> :p
<WedgieAFK> haha ganked. haven't heard that since primary school.
<myne> always thought it was a cool word :P
<FreeFrag> not really "moral high horse" - it's theft. How'd you like someone to break into your house and steal your furniture? Then return it a year later when you've bought replacement items!
Although I dont know how they'd fit double the normal amount of furniture into a normal house....
<yaleman> lol
<myne> tip : dont leave 'valuable' items out side in the open
<myne> if they werent so accessible, they wouldnt have been borrowed
<FreeFrag> Lol, that is the weakest excuse for theft I've ever heard, sorry....
<myne> hey I was 17, I'm 23 now, I dont care.
<FreeFrag> I pity anyone who owns a car yard near myne

Quote #339 (+8) [ 2003-02-16, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FreeFrag watches Days of our Lives sometimes. It gives him a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there are more pathetic people in the world than himself
<Darkness> FreeFrag: They are actors. Therefore, you are the lowest.
<Darkness> :)
<FreeFrag> Darkness, stop destroying my life :'(

Quote #2356 (+12) [ 2004-10-22, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoonSha> How the Fuck do you spell Unneccessary or whatever
<Agg> nunracerscary
<BenZ|iBook> Agg, I dub thee, thetron the second!
<Agg> w0t0!

Quote #4130 (+4) [ 2007-05-28, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<freaek> oh dang
<freaek> hot chilli for lunch
<freaek> CHILLIHIGH!
* echelon_ breaks out the hazmat suits
* eDust forewarns the hospital
* TheWedgie forewarns the cleaners

Quote #3335 (+2) [ 2006-04-25, 15:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Baker: Heh, I just zoomed in and found my car at work on Google Earth

Quote #710 (+64) [ 2003-06-29, 20:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
<FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #100 (+7) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #4353 (+2) [ 2008-07-27, 21:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sg> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<@Wayne> HAI
<Tank> HAI
<glasnt> BAI
<@Wayne> NAI
<@Sniper9300> WAI
<Tank> YAI
<SirPNut> anyway, night guys
<@Wayne> GAI
<brodsta> NOWAI
<@Agg> FISH
<@Agg> wait, what

Quote #1083 (+3) [ 2003-10-06, 09:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: Fod
* Fod is now known as nopants
<wild> nopants eh?
<nopants> when you wear pants, you're wearing communism
<wild> lol

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #2342 (-3) [ 2004-10-18, 11:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> and now a small flashy object has grasped my attention, so i don't care any more

Quote #4193 (-1) [ 2007-07-29, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:23] <Sunset> The Best of U2 is actually good music to cry to.
[18:23] <Dopefish> errrrrr
[18:23] <mazzanet> er
[18:23] <sabretooth> Should I ask why you're crying?
[18:23] <mazzanet> Sunset: which best of?
[18:23] <mazzanet> there's 2 :P
[18:23] <Wayne> Because she is listening to U2
[18:23] <Sunset> just stuff.
[18:23] <Dopefish> because shes listening to u2
[18:23] <Dopefish> hahaha
[18:23] <Sunset> 1990-2000
[18:24] <angelessw> and now we're all gonna cry
[18:24] <mazzanet> :P
[18:24] <mazzanet> the other is 1980-1990 btw
[18:24] <Sunset> btw it's NOT hormone related. I'm sick of guys automatically assuming that a teary girl = PMS.
[18:24] <Sunset> ah okay
[18:24] <sabretooth> ... nobody mentioned hormones?
[18:25] <Agg> lol
[18:25] <mazzanet> guys automatically assume teary girl = pms?
[18:25] <knowsfords> stop generalising men Sunset, its so sexist.
[18:25] <Agg> i'm sick of PMS-grumpy girls assuming that guys assume that a teary girl = PMS.

Quote #1406 (+10) [ 2003-12-01, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<garbs> was in the shower
<garbs> spent a minute trying to wash the dirt off my arm
<garbs> only to realise its a tan

Quote #1728 (+5) [ 2004-03-06, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lo_Pan> man, outlook 2003 looks as if someone from apple visual design was on the team, but someone who got the arse from apple for a VERY good reason.

Quote #3271 (+11) [ 2006-02-25, 21:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> no beta|happy, Stygian is living proof that gladwrap and a rubber band does not make an effective form of contraceptive
<beta|happy> gogo SirPNut
* DX` has joined #overclockers
<Stygian> lol gee thanks
<Agg> but marsbars wrappers are ok still, right? right??
* Z sets mode: +o Daemon
<Agg> king-size mars bars, of course, ahem
<Quadbox> lol agg, of course
<Daemon> Agg: only on the first of the month
<Quadbox> they're heat-sealed
<beta|happy> rofl
<Quadbox> :p
<Daemon> otherwise it's snickers :P
<beta|happy> Quadbox at what temp do they seal them ?
<Quadbox> no! cherry ripe
<Tabris> flake
<Agg> picnic bars are ok, but only for anal
<Quadbox> how the fuck should I know, beta|happy?
<beta|happy> coke bottle
<Daemon> Quadbox: it is? uh oh
* Agg was kicked by Agg (ffs)
<knowsfords> I cant find king sized mars bars/snickers around here :(
* Agg has joined #overclockers
<Quadbox> Agg: what, because they're peanutty and chunky? :p
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Stygian> lol
<Agg> aherrm
<beta|happy> Quadbox your the science freak
<Tabris> too low brow even for yourself
<Agg> Quadbox - coz they look like a turd.
<knowsfords> its only the single or the new dual bars
<Daemon> Agg: think, then type. It's a powerful combination ;)

Quote #3382 (+9) [ 2006-05-27, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Old_Camper> Oh my God
<Old_Camper> I just wiped my nose with a tissue that had semen in it
<Old_Camper> That's the last time I leave my dirty tissues on the desk
<FatMan> hahaha
<outy> hahaha
<FatMan> owned!
<Shaun> That's not something you tell this channel, by the way.
<Old_Camper> :(

Quote #4186 (+6) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #1615 (+5) [ 2004-02-09, 21:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kommando> wtf is COD and why do you have to pay for it?

Quote #79 (+7) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #1970 (+2) [ 2004-05-17, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> why am i banned from #overclockers
<mazzanet> no wait
<mazzanet> my bad.

Quote #214 (+14) [ 2002-12-29, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> you only have auto-rejoin if your a dickhead to get kicked...
*** K|dDO was kicked by Darkness (Let's see if you have it. :)- (Kick : 167)
*** K|dDO (sarge@...) has joined #overclockers
<Chemix> lol
<Malbert> lol
* Darkness rests his case.
<Moose22> lol
* dspring|tv ditto's Darkness
<DrillSGT> lol

Quote #2385 (+1) [ 2004-11-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> F1 now changes the players name!
<Skitzo> Aren't I leet?
<Lart[CJ]> ye
<Lart[CJ]> yes
<Lart[CJ]> so leet you're leaving me partly speechless

Quote #94 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 04:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|^TJ^|> i keep doing that hahahah im such a wanker

Quote #199 (+11) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #763 (+10) [ 2003-07-10, 18:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Know1> howard is screwed
<Know1> he has to proove he was too stupid too know iraq didnt really have nukes
<Know1> so if he wins he prooves he's a thick as shit, if he loses and proves he has a brain he gets screwed for going through with the war
<Know1> at least bush has an out
<Know1> everyone knows he's thick as shit

Quote #1164 (+1) [ 2003-10-19, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i saw 14 year old boobies last night... and i was leik... THATS SO WRONG... yet i still had to look, :)

Quote #1137 (+12) [ 2003-10-15, 09:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
<echelon> I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh
<echelon> my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.