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Quote #1205 (+1) [ 2003-10-23, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** jeffry has joined #nightowls
(jeffry): hi all
(Trav): look...KILL IT!
* Trav beats jeffry with a stick
* Arucard Shits all over jeffry's face
*** jeffry has left #nightowls
(Trav): oh what a welcome for him :P
(halo): hahahahah!!
(halo): lol
(Arucard): ha ha ha
(Arucard): funny cunt
(Nemmy): lol

Quote #2041 (+12) [ 2004-06-07, 19:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD_> doof doof doof doof
* DDsD_ dances
<DDsD_> =D\-<
<DDsD_> =D|-<
<DDsD_> =D/-<
* gords stabs DDsD_ in the face
* DDsD_ keeps dancing
<DDsD_> X\-<
<DDsD_> X|-<
<DDsD_> X/-<

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #1414 (-5) [ 2003-12-04, 22:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Agg) "egad! my pen0r is exposed!"

Quote #3322 (-2) [ 2006-04-11, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemo> if you cant find poo on the internet you really cant be looking hard enough

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #1510 (+6) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #2369 (+1) [ 2004-10-31, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Soc> I rang a payphone just before. It was fun.
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Hi, Is this a payphone?"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Yes. Yes it is"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "Ah. Cool. Well, have a nice day"
<Soc> [00:05] <Soc> "wha, your a random! don't call again you freak!"
<Soc> she sounded cute. :)

Quote #3415 (+4) [ 2006-06-22, 15:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> I argue for abstinence and don't use religious backing :P
<Turophile> I just argue for abstinence because I think it's the right idea :P
<TheWedgie> yeah but you're also a linux zealot Turophile. you can't tell me that those two aren't linked somehow :P

Quote #266 (+5) [ 2003-01-17, 01:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> Wizard_ : you couldn't hit a bulls arse with a fistful of popcorn :P

Quote #4184 (+3) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #700 (-5) [ 2003-06-26, 02:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

(DJ-Studd): I saw this possum the other day and almost got a heart attack... I swear it was a metre and a half long!
(MadHatter): lol
(MadHatter): heh
(Draffa): smoking crack again DJ-Studd? :D
(Darkness): Dude, that was your sister.
(PsykoSmily): hahahaha
(Draffa): hahahah
(DJ-Studd): haha

Quote #2079 (+31) [ 2004-06-25, 01:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Hrmm.. I decided to start eating my huge fuckoff easter egg last night
<Nozz> it's about an inch thick, couldn't get in to the fucker
<Nozz> so I did what any thinking man would do
<Nozz> I gave it a right hook
* Nozz looks at skinless knuckles

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #3504 (+4) [ 2006-08-10, 04:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> the only reason i dont sniff glue is im scared ill wake up naked with my hand glued to my dick screaming obscenities at passers by at the trainstation
<outy> which isnt as easy to explain to family as you would expect

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #2786 (0) [ 2005-05-26, 03:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Mred32 is now known as Mred|sick
<Mred|sick> ohh my poor belly
<Mred|sick> ...and my poor toilet
<Mred|sick> I really feel like I want to fart, but I'm scared to
<Mred|sick> I'm gonna go to bed instead.
<Mred|sick> night
<outon|sick> Mred|sick its time like that i just go to bed, whatever happens, happens, if anyone asks you were asleep
<Mred|sick> I share a bed. Its not so simple
<outon|sick> yeah im gonna crawl into bed, i feel like shit
<Mred|sick> night
<outon|sick> Mred|sick, stick with your story, "i was asleep, i didnt know i sharted everwhere"
<One``> She will wake up with 80s themed clothes.

Quote #644 (+5) [ 2003-06-09, 19:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** thetron is now known as tron|bfmod
<Rik|away> tron is modding his boyfriend?

Quote #2212 (+4) [ 2004-08-01, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

(One``) i couldnt go to a melbourne ocau bbq with free food, because ive got 4 posts, it would be like getting charity

Quote #373 (+4) [ 2003-03-03, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Vindictive whacks Darkness
<Darkness> Get the fuck off me you little Imp.

Quote #2783 (+1) [ 2005-05-24, 13:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman_> mornin' all
<SG123[Uni]> it's nearly 1pm, hardly morning
<yaleman_> it's morning if I only just had breakfast.
<SG123[Uni]> damnit, space time doesnt bend itself around to suit you!

Quote #2624 (-4) [ 2005-03-13, 23:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> Holy shit
<Falkor> i just woke up with my head on the keyboard
<Falkor> wtfwtf
<Rage> rofl
<knowsfords> Falkor: heh
<Falkor> i only spoke like 10 mins ago too

Quote #996 (+11) [ 2003-09-04, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chastity> there was a netsplit once.. and I got ops in #christian! it was the coolest day of my life

Quote #1998 (+5) [ 2004-05-25, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> Tasmanians are great dancers, they might have two left feet but they have two right arms to balance it out

Quote #2422 (+8) [ 2004-12-10, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

&lt;Crystal&gt; SirPNut: have a mate trying to install RAM in it. Having trouble<br />
&lt;Crystal&gt; he says he got Sodium RAM....

Quote #364 (-4) [ 2003-03-01, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> what is a person who hates women called?
<Milenko> Epic`: homo?

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #1757 (+12) [ 2004-03-22, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm this packet of apricot logs has a use by date of Feb 05, 4047 ?
<knowsfords> man they really mean it when they say foil seals in the freshness

Quote #3879 (+3) [ 2006-12-21, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I can dream knowsfords
<knowsfords> grass is greener etc
* Joins: Rage
* knowsfords greens Rage's grass
<Rage> ...
<Rage> thats fucking disturbing dude

Quote #1234 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 02:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> i'm so leet
<predder> i'm querying a dns
<DrMike> You're a queery
<bundy> argh, i read that so wrong predder
<bundy> i thought u were queering an anus
<predder> rofl
<predder> that's pretty darned close
<predder> (not)
<predder> looks like you have anus on the brain again
<bundy> ya
<bundy> :(

Quote #3910 (+3) [ 2006-12-23, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo- keeps looking for someone trustworthy in Sydney
<@sabretooth> VooDoo-: benz
<Shaun> hahahahahahaha

Quote #2647 (+2) [ 2005-03-25, 19:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00dle> that was really wierd
<n00dle> i was having a ciggy in my usual spot
<n00dle> at the top of the street
<n00dle> and got to the house and dad is standing in front of the door
<n00dle> and im like 'oh fuck.'
<n00dle> he walks up to me and im like 'hi..'
<n00dle> and he motions for me to give him my hand
<n00dle> so i do
<n00dle> and he dumps something in my hand
<n00dle> and im like er... and he goes 'pretzels!'
<n00dle> and walks off
<n00dle> ...

Quote #1175 (+4) [ 2003-10-20, 02:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): its pretty bad when you're porn surfing and you come across a pic with a computer in the background and you look at the comp first...

Quote #3524 (-5) [ 2006-08-27, 12:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfjord> it works with anything, "I'm sick of these motherfucking [object] on this motherfucking [place]"

Quote #33 (+14) [ 2002-10-27, 11:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

Quote #1314 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 22:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech> SoloFlyer: it doesent matter what day it is, telstra is fucked

Quote #438 (+2) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #1743 (+2) [ 2004-03-15, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> bh, why do you have that many coins?
<bh> PsychoMatt: i take coins out of my wallet each day
<bh> because theyre annoying to sit on
<bh> and i just chuck them in this container
<Fragwizard> heh
<PsychoMatt> i could count the amount of coons i have in one hand
<PsychoMatt> COINS
<Lombers> that's going to ugbox
<Squigy> ...
<bh> haha

Quote #4047 (+2) [ 2007-03-03, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ocau's forums are basically just one big guestbook for my blog.

Quote #3480 (-4) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #3122 (+8) [ 2005-12-06, 02:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Recharge) a 17 year old girl at a lan... imagine... lolololol
(Recharge) *all the boys wispering in the corner*
(Recharge) "whats that?? , I don't know!!!!, I'm scared!! but excited at the same time!!! augh!"

Quote #1508 (+5) [ 2004-01-11, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> I wonder how much it'd cost to get a pair of jeans legs shortened
<brembo`> less than it'd cost to get leg extensions

Quote #2738 (-3) [ 2005-05-06, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** ScibyAway has quit IRC (Quit: I was givin' some head, to some french bread, four course orgy on the spread of my bed.)

Quote #2816 (+8) [ 2005-06-08, 11:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> <biatch> Jesus mc-fricken christ. Sweet mother of mary. Waxing your legs HURTS <=- pfft, I've had it done, wasn't that bad :)
<pooger> she's hairier
<strongbad> rofl

Quote #2404 (0) [ 2004-12-01, 01:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wobbz> careful agg
<Wobbz> the cia may be watching
<Wobbz> they may think ur a terrorist
<Wobbz> :P
<SNIPERA64> hhmmm CIA
<Agg> heh, surely the (bomb president hijack) cia don't care what (drug transport cocaine heroin) a geek way over in australia (prime minister iraq terrorism explosives) has to say..

Quote #304 (-4) [ 2003-02-04, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD|in> Narc|BBS, you got to take it slow, make it last all night.. thats what the gurls like right?
<Narcolepsy> DDsD|in: I'm not sure about the one thrust per hour thing though...
<DDsD|in> Narcolepsy, well if i was having sex with a whale i spose one thrust per hour would be enough?
<DDsD|in> not that i have sex with whales often
<Narcolepsy> Not nearly often enough, methinks...

Quote #40 (+1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** sabretooth changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> WhiteyFord: i am the arse of this rooms homosexual'
<WhiteyFord> dont want to be associated with Cav all my life
*** Darkness changed topic to 'http://www.overclockers.com.au/weekend/ (rego and payments close this week!) - HAPPY BDAY KYOCERA! | <Cav> i am the arse of this rooms homosexual jokes :('
<Darkness> *nod*
<WhiteyFord> woo!

Quote #2288 (+9) [ 2004-09-15, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<+Jessica> That's pretty cruel enigma :(
<+Jessica> Not taking a chance with people because they're ugly
<@enigma> no, not ugly
<@enigma> they weren't ugly
<@enigma> they were possibly alright looking
<@DrillSGT> Just ... wearing enough makeup to protect themselves from nuclear fallout?

Quote #623 (+3) [ 2003-06-04, 19:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NertMonkey> * NertMonkey jumps up and down *
<kiddo> maenz
<NertMonkey> SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN NERTMONKEY!!!!!
* kiddo gets on his knees
<kiddo> oops
<kiddo> "wrong chan"

Quote #1715 (+9) [ 2004-03-02, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> You know you have problems, when you have 12gb of Iron Chef