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Quote #1451 (+8) [ 2003-12-25, 22:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> mmm, 2 hour walk with chicks > *
<Tommmo> how's your mum anyway rage ?

Quote #2104 (+7) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #2482 (+8) [ 2005-01-09, 20:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Krypt0n> nah i got a fridge and shit :D
<Krypt0n> i keep my piss and shit in there
<Krypt0n> well
<Krypt0n> not urine and faeces
<Krypt0n> but my stuff

Quote #1644 (-3) [ 2004-02-15, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wild> heh, saw something funny on slashdot
<wild> "due to the theft of the windows 2000 source code, the long awaited windows 2000 will be delayed till late 2004"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till 2007"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "due to the source code theft, windows 2000 will be delayed till the release of half-life 2"
<wild> *time passes*
<wild> "duke nukem forever released"

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #1419 (-2) [ 2003-12-06, 21:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm such a bastard
<Rage> I was just playing "Warrior Kings"
<Rage> and whenever the peasent I spawned was a woman
I made her chop trees down
<Rage> while the men go t the cushy farming jobs
<Rage> gah
<Rage> can't get a lift to work
<Rage> have to catch 10:30 bus to start at 12
<Rage> :(
<FreeFrag> That'll teach you for making the women chop trees
<DaKi][er> bahahaha
<Rage> lol
<mazzanet> lol
<Rage> I was giggling while I did it too :(
<Rage> *hehehehe another woman, chop the treess!!!*

Quote #1405 (+7) [ 2003-11-30, 23:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I'll convert u GooSE. I want to sex your brains out you hot motherfucker.
* GooSE looks down
<GooSE> Geez dude, you've got such a small wang
<biatch> shutup and keep licking

Quote #1021 (+7) [ 2003-09-10, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I've never actually made that noise because of sabz, biatch, so forgive me if I get the pronunciation wrong. :)
<sabretooth> Agg's still in denial.
<Agg> no i'm not!
<sabretooth> Agg, I was good, don't you deny it :P
<Agg> hmm, that explains where that 2 minutes I can't remember went.
<sabretooth> You... you... floosy!
* sabretooth takes off the ring and throws it at Agg.
<Agg> yeah, well, i faked every one of 'em, bitch!
* sabretooth slaps Agg, storms out and slams the door behind him.

Quote #3501 (+2) [ 2006-08-08, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> Number of babies
<klif-e> Based on your response to question 3 (sex), you are not required to answer this question
<klif-e> ;)
<Norgs-> what?
<Norgs-> you had sex with babies?
<Norgs-> thats bad klif-e.
<xphile> lol
<Simboo> lol
<Simboo> fkn poms

Quote #1836 (+5) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #1534 (+4) [ 2004-01-18, 23:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> sciby's a master at playing with himself
<Agg> errm, sabretooth.
<sabretooth> Yeah... back in your box

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #139 (0) [ 2002-12-06, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> Lombers: i locked myself out after going for a smoke
<Lombers> heh
<Lombers> good one
<Cav> Lombers: its not bloody funny :(
<Lombers> haha
<Cav> Lombers: i had to smash a fucking window to get in :(
<Lombers> LOL
<Cav> i have to pay for that damn window :(
<Lombers> my old man makes windows
<Lombers> I'll get him to make you one cheap :)
<Lombers> with sugar glass, so you can smash it easier if you lock yourself out again :)

Quote #80 (+9) [ 2002-11-17, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> i tripped on the splinters from the mobo that i threw on the wall and banged my heap on the corner of my crappy case b4 being inpaled on the pins of my duron 1.1
<Anarki> ah
<risesies> then swallowed the acid of the battery ive been looking for for the last 20 mins
<Anarki> well at least you have a keyring right?
<risesies> lol

Quote #2438 (+5) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #2470 (+4) [ 2005-01-06, 11:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Srebmol> you know how many g's it takes to kill a HDD that is turned off?
<Srebmol> in fact, you know how many it takes to kill a HDD that's on?
<Redback_> i know
<Srebmol> it's fkn heaps
<Redback_> i reserve the right to paranoia
<Srebmol> I know the swinburne method of killing them tho
<Srebmol> guaranteed to fuck any hdd
<pace> put linux on it?
<Srebmol> rofl
<wild> lmao

Quote #216 (+12) [ 2002-12-30, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<orlock> every time a flash animation appears on screen i jerk the mouse
<Darkness> I bet the mouse isn't complaining.

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #875 (+1) [ 2003-08-10, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> heh, whoops
* @Agg unbreaks the forums

Quote #1283 (+4) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #951 (+2) [ 2003-08-25, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> wrist watches suck because I can't run Notepad.exe on them :(

Quote #856 (+6) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #524 (+35) [ 2003-05-04, 21:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve|afk> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain
<WhiteyFord> sensational

Quote #2490 (+18) [ 2005-01-12, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> bitches
<Crudmuffin> slut
<TheWedgie> tart
<knowsfords> oh be nice
* TheWedgie slaps knowsfords with his keyboard.
* knowsfords spits the S-T-F-U keys back at TheWedgie

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #2465 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #922 (+1) [ 2003-08-18, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aCeNospell> i had better my skill
<echelon> you had better your typing :P
<aCeNospell> i that too,

Quote #2832 (+2) [ 2005-06-19, 14:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> Eminoir!
<the_squid> i found the rubber cock!
<Eminoir> uh oh.... er..... i was curious?
<the_squid> :|
<the_squid> i also managed to escape the cop shop with a 5 star police rating
<the_squid> which was fun
<Eminoir> oh, gta, right
<the_squid> no this was IRL
<Eminoir> :|

Quote #1022 (+8) [ 2003-09-10, 09:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> well, time flies when you're unconscious.

Quote #1091 (0) [ 2003-10-09, 00:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> <rodgrech> lo yalemon <-- you jamacan now rodgrech?

Quote #1562 (-2) [ 2004-01-28, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie> Picking on poor sammy earlier
<Charlie> She was civil, he wasn't
<Carl> She was drunk, not civil
<Carl> Begging for it
<Charlie> you can be drunk and nice
<Carl> Civil drunk, perhaps
<Carl> But not civil on its own
<Charlie> in fact, you can be drunk and very nice ;)
<Charlie> hee hee, sunburnt boobs look nice
<Charlie> Adds a wax-like shine

Quote #1524 (+6) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #55 (-1) [ 2002-11-06, 06:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> yeah, you dont want to know what happens when im alone...
<Cav> i was so hoping someone would say "yes, i want to know Cav!"
<iconoclast> are you in #bearcave cav
<Rudeboi> i'ld like to know, assuming it doesn't involve several farm animals, 900yo aliens, 5 tubs and vaseline, and 1, possibly 2 hands...
* Cav has nothing to do with #bearcave
<Rudeboi> hrmm... no response from cav... must indicate that what he does alone involves one of the aforementioned items.,... hmmm...

Quote #4175 (-2) [ 2007-07-02, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stygian> House of Wax? Ahahaha, Paris Hilton is a stupid slag.
<Madhatter_> house of wax is a great movie
<Madhatter_> wtf? paris hilton
<Madhatter_> you guys a fucking mental
* kop48 has quit (Quit)
<brodsta> You watching the original Madhatter_?
<Madhatter_> vincent price should be the only name you think of when that movie is mentioned.
<brodsta> lol
<Radar> Vincent Price? The creepy dude off The Simpsons?
<Stygian> ...?
* Madhatter_ smacks head against desk

Quote #2348 (0) [ 2004-10-20, 17:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> wonder if my car insurance company would like it if they knew i were applying for a rally license

Quote #1288 (+4) [ 2003-11-08, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> met her back in yr8 in violin lesson
<Rage> then didnt talk to her until i started working at the same place as her
<Chemix> so you watched her develop since yr8
<Rage> no Chemix, i completely ignored her until now
<Chemix> hahahaha
<Chemix> gg
<Disco_Stu> she only just grew tits?
<Rage> actually her ti... HEY!

Quote #4222 (+6) [ 2007-10-09, 09:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> Radar, I blended for breakfast. Water melon, Rock melon, kiwifruit, banana, mandarin and strawberry yohgurt.
<irvo44> sounds good
<Radar> That sounds like liquid gay

Quote #2722 (+1) [ 2005-04-29, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Retz> What do you prefer between your legs going 100 miles an hour; your bike or your wife
<Retz> Dont ask me how thats related, but...
<@Agg> my wife between my legs? uh, you need to watch more porn or have someone draw you a diagram or something.

Quote #4290 (-3) [ 2008-03-30, 21:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<csimpson> Sex on the Beach can refer to the following:
<Shaun2> Yeah it's great. Or I can grab the nightlink 330 for like a buck.
<csimpson> * Sex on the beach (cocktail), a cocktail made of vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice
<csimpson> * Sex on the Beach, a song by the Dutch act T-Spoon
<csimpson> * A famous scene from From Here to Eternity
<csimpson> * Sexual intercourse performed on a beach.
<csimpson> Fuck I love wikipedia.

Quote #4021 (+3) [ 2007-01-26, 11:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bern> Remote, How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?
<Bern> Quite satisfying thank you very much

Quote #2671 (+7) [ 2005-04-08, 12:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

CapnChron> (iiUsage) Peak: 3.583GB/20GB 18%, Off-Peak: 1.584GB/20GB 8%, Free: 18.848GB
<CapnChron> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 24.015GB Reset Date: 05/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 heavy
<zuus> Current Downstream: 45.87kb/s Current Upstream: 55.21kb/s
--- FragZzZZz is now known as Fragwizard
<cml> (iiUsage) Peak: 110.53MB/12GB 1%, BliinkTime: 141.18MB/12GB 1%, BliinkZone: 2.329GB
<cml> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 2.581GB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: Bliink 512 lite
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Peak: 246.07MB/10GB 2%, BliinkTime: 161MB/10GB 2%, BliinkZone: 7.57MB
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 414.64MB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 medium
<zuus> (iiPenis) Peak: 12 inches, CumTime: 2.36 hours, ShootZone: #rice

Quote #3268 (+2) [ 2006-02-25, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<deepspring> you alive
<outy> yeah
<outy> sup??
<deepspring> nothing much... just saw a guy on the news from ipswich that got shot
<deepspring> the guy was a mental patient and apparently wen burko
<outy> lol
<outy> glad to see you thought about me
<deepspring> I was really worried
<deepspring> http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200602/s1578252.htm

Quote #1498 (+13) [ 2004-01-10, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[sixteen] Does AGG ever come in here :/
[Wizzzzzzzz] only on days ending in Y
[sixteen] wtf
[sixteen] that's everyday

Quote #38 (-1) [ 2002-10-28, 07:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker|DDR> Anyways, back to playing half naked ddr

Quote #2622 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #3480 (-2) [ 2006-07-31, 15:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> myne- - imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
<myne-> what if I just stab you instead?

Quote #1238 (0) [ 2003-10-28, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> :( My dinner consists of a small serving of chips. The meat pie exploded taking the plate with it lol
<Strange1> I just put my pie on for 10 minutes on high instead of defrost
<Strange1> it went hard and then exploded. Shattered the plate
<knowsfords> bahaha
<wild> lmao

Quote #713 (+28) [ 2003-06-30, 23:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yy> i got spam from agg
<Agg> i'm in a lot of address books :)
<Agg> check the headers, i bet it's not from iinet
<yy> with the title that says: "i can't believe a 18 year old girl can handle a horse"
<Agg> oh no, that one was really from me :)

Quote #1557 (+11) [ 2004-01-27, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nick> sorry
<Nick> but wtf is Buttsex