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Quote #1738 (+7) [ 2004-03-11, 00:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<adi> a win xp gnome theme is the most downloaded per day
<adi> art.gnome.org
<adi> ROFL!! i just installed the winXP theme, and i selected it, and gnome crashed!! they managed to get the windows theme just perfect!!

Quote #1742 (+7) [ 2004-03-14, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> i'm grring at this homework i've gotta do
<nwatts> makin' meh angry
<nwatts> do you feel you want to do it?
<@gords> no thanks
<@gords> i have my own uni work i'm not doing =)
<nwatts> hehe
<nwatts> well
<nwatts> it's good one of us is doing what's best
<nwatts> ... that one is you

Quote #1766 (+7) [ 2004-03-24, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Woob> Quick somebody Name a Vegetable!!
<Ultimata> carrot
<Dragoon> pumpkin
<jase> mich01

Quote #1794 (+7) [ 2004-03-31, 17:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ycros> rofl, fucking funny, on teh news
<Ycros> student protests at uts over higher fees
<Ycros> turned a bit violent
<Ycros> police were using capsicum spray
<Gothmog> how violent?
<Ycros> some guy grabbed the spray off a cop and sprayed them with it
<Ycros> :P
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Ycros> but thats not the funniest bit
<Skeleton> LOL
<Skeleton> cool
<Ycros> a bit later
<Ycros> the news interviewed an officer
<Ycros> and he was saying "well, when some of our equipment gets taken.."
<Skeleton> and he pee'd his pants on national television?
<Ycros> and just at that moment
<Ycros> on cue
<Ycros> someone steals his hat
<Ycros> and runs off
<BenZor> AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHa
<SkoZombie> ahahaha
<Gothmog> lol !
<Skeleton> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Ycros> it was fucking GOLD
<wild> straight to ugbox

Quote #1797 (+7) [ 2004-04-03, 01:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Meh i should do TronRAIDO soon
<athlonxp> TronRAID0?
<Agg> two thetrons in stripey clothing

Quote #1839 (+7) [ 2004-04-15, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik wonders what to cook his steak with
<brembo`> heat ?

Quote #1845 (+7) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #1866 (+7) [ 2004-04-22, 23:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Simboo> I swear the worst part about living with women is the amount of toilet paper they use
<Simboo> it's phenominal

Quote #1869 (+7) [ 2004-04-24, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Borg[W]> whats good about working 18hr days ?
<nwatts> money
<chunksoul> the money
<DJ-Studd> Borg: Money? :D
<WMinstrel> Money.
<Alyra>money!
<BenX>MONEY!

Quote #1903 (+7) [ 2004-04-30, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> something sucks more wang than me?

Quote #1924 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 18:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> we got a delivery of magazines to work today
<brembo`> they were meant to be 'English Womans Weekly', we got pron mags

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #1939 (+7) [ 2004-05-09, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> the coke bottle defeated me
<Fod> so i cut the bastard open with a carving knife
<Fod> coke never tasted so good

Quote #1969 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 02:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> gah, i'm so close to ordering these knives off the tv
<Agg> i must remember the lesson of the titanium drillbits
<Agg> which turned out to be constructed entirely of cheese

Quote #1971 (+7) [ 2004-05-17, 21:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> how did general electric manage to get 3.0.0.0->3.255.255.255
<pace> ocnet is all about the efficient distribution of icecream
<primz> and the icecream network just stopped out the front of my door. thanks lurks.
<FreeFrag> Why would GE need 16,581,375 IP Addresses?
<primz> one for every fridge
<dec> i really don't know FreeFrag
<rma> haha
<dec> hahah
<pace> ip to fridge
<FreeFrag> FoIP
<pace> it the way to go
<primz> heh, yeah, where have you been for the last year?
<rma> FreeFrag hehe
* primz pings 3.255.255.255.3 and receives a glass of milk
<FreeFrag> Convergent Technoligies are bringing your computer and fridge together w00t :S

Quote #1988 (+7) [ 2004-05-22, 00:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> i bought it from dell directly
<eDust> with an invoice and all
<knowsfords> :O
<knowsfords> you sold your soul!!
<knowsfords> :p
<eDust> but i saved about 60%

Quote #2855 (+7) [ 2005-06-29, 09:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> extra bogan++ points for working in the rain, stomping mud through the house, and wearing no socks (i ran out of socks!)
<knowsfords> lies, bogans are afraid of the rain
<knowsfords> it reminds them too heavily of showering
<Warhamster> bogans melt in the rain.... "geez mate, a clear non alcoholic liquid.. we're fucked!"

Quote #2026 (+7) [ 2004-06-03, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

Quote #2031 (+7) [ 2004-06-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what did the bachelor of arts student say to the bachelor of engineering student?
<D_Web> Would you like fries with that?
<Erve> what did Erve say to D_Web?
<Erve> old :P

Quote #2040 (+7) [ 2004-06-07, 16:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> hrmmm, lookin at about $60 for a tinted visor for my helmet
<brembo`> just need a jacket to complete the whole black power ranger look
<D_Web> have you got ambulance & private health cover?
<brembo`> yup
<Ross> have you got a Will?
<brembo`> can't say i have much to leave behind
<Fod> you need assets before you need a will .. all he'll have is his bike and that'll get run over by the same truck

Quote #2048 (+7) [ 2004-06-08, 20:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> how does one withdraw $10k cash?
<Rage> take a breifcase up to the bank?
<Erve> ask for a bank cheque?
<Falkor> or get a bank cheque
<Crudmuffin> yeah, bank cheque
<Erve> maybe a bank cheque?
<Rage> perhaps a bank cheque...
<Rik> I'd say bank cheque
<Fod> i was thinking you could try a bank cheque
<Fod> that's just my opinion though
<Erve> Survey says
<Erve> bank cheque
<FreeFrag> I might ask for my loan in cash.
<Fod> oh try and be at least a little original freefrag

Quote #2111 (+7) [ 2004-07-06, 14:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Radar_> Heh. This is like swordfish. Terrorists bomb a hospital, they tactically nuke a city. My neighbours are playing Linkin Park, I unleash Shatners version of Mr Tambourine Man at full volume
<yaleman> lol
<Quilb> Radar_: its scary that you have it.
<Radar_> I have it stored away for moments like this.
<Radar_> Hmm, it's stopped. Good ol' Shatner can allways get the job done

Quote #2213 (+7) [ 2004-08-01, 21:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<myth> anyone know how active directory aware windows me is compared to 9x ?
<Dizqord> if windows me became aware of anything it'd delete it self upon the realisation that it is windows me.
<Frosty> "oh my god, Im a horrible plague on the world.... format c:"

Quote #2287 (+7) [ 2004-09-14, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why ?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass

Quote #2293 (+7) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2308 (+7) [ 2004-09-28, 22:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> only 2 things smell like fish
<Junkz> and one of them is fish

Quote #2360 (+7) [ 2004-10-24, 20:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> VB3 is great, I can see when people have deleted posts, why, and what was originally in them :)
<knowsfords> "I see dead posts, they're everywhere..."

Quote #2392 (+7) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #2396 (+7) [ 2004-11-22, 13:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop): the only reason people watch anime is because they'd get caught perving at 14 year olds in school uniforms fighting robots anywhere else

Quote #2416 (+7) [ 2004-12-08, 02:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> I just went to the loo.
<Mred32> ...and discovered that I bought a pack of paper towel rolls instead of toilet rolls. bummer :(
<Mred32> Rather scratchy.

Quote #2421 (+7) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #2438 (+7) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #2448 (+7) [ 2004-12-24, 13:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> i was just owned by bleach
<zuus> fucking bleach.
<yaleman> lol
<Narcolepsy> How'd you do that?
<yaleman> bleaching your pubes again zuus?
<Syxx`> lol pics :P

Quote #2465 (+7) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #2494 (+7) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2555 (+7) [ 2005-02-01, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<llamaboy> msn sux, theres no emoticon for :\

Quote #2593 (+7) [ 2005-02-17, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> just wait for adsl to be activated Agg :D
<Agg> aftahours - I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 15 MONTHS!!!
<Agg> aherrrm.
<Agg> calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.. with lag.. graarrghh
<aftahours> ahahaha

Quote #2610 (+7) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #2671 (+7) [ 2005-04-08, 12:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

CapnChron> (iiUsage) Peak: 3.583GB/20GB 18%, Off-Peak: 1.584GB/20GB 8%, Free: 18.848GB
<CapnChron> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 24.015GB Reset Date: 05/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 heavy
<zuus> Current Downstream: 45.87kb/s Current Upstream: 55.21kb/s
--- FragZzZZz is now known as Fragwizard
<cml> (iiUsage) Peak: 110.53MB/12GB 1%, BliinkTime: 141.18MB/12GB 1%, BliinkZone: 2.329GB
<cml> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 2.581GB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: Bliink 512 lite
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Peak: 246.07MB/10GB 2%, BliinkTime: 161MB/10GB 2%, BliinkZone: 7.57MB
<Fragwizard> (iiUsage) Total Usage: 414.64MB Reset Date: 06/05/2005, Current Plan: iibroadband2 medium
<zuus> (iiPenis) Peak: 12 inches, CumTime: 2.36 hours, ShootZone: #rice

Quote #2683 (+7) [ 2005-04-14, 21:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Anakin (box200@202.78.35.128) has joined #ls1
<Anakin> voodoo @ sublime?
<VooDooo> Darth Vader?
<VooDooo> Im the original VooDoo. the others are all clones
<VooDooo> there was a clone war once
<VooDooo> I won
* Anakin (box200@202.78.35.128) Quit(Quit)
<VooDooo> See

Quote #2866 (+7) [ 2005-07-07, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> thetron- did a moron talk? yes you. SHUT UP fuckwit.
<thetron> :P
<Erve> it's funny, cause it's ironic

Quote #2707 (+7) [ 2005-04-24, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Simboo): need to find out how to get trade rates at bursons
(tensopaway): bursons basicly is trade rates Simboo :)
(Simboo): tensopaway - not cheap enough
(Simboo): I know they can be cheaper :)
(tensopaway): any cheaper and you would have to be robbing the store Simboo
(Simboo): hmmm..
(Simboo): what you doing tonigh?
(Simboo): :P
(tensopaway): robbing bursons
(Simboo): lol
(tensopaway): 'this is a fucking stickup, give me an exedy clutch motherfucker!'
(tensopaway): 'on the phone, shutup'
(tensopaway): *30 minute wait*
(tensopaway): 'sorry, dont have it in stock, try bayswater'
(Simboo): hahahah

Quote #2708 (+7) [ 2005-04-25, 01:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> schedual you retards

Quote #3078 (+7) [ 2005-11-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(outy) ok need another sex shop address
(outy) cant find a picture of the dildo i need
(FatMan) ...WHAT?
(outy) need a dildo.

Quote #2732 (+7) [ 2005-05-02, 08:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Grosby> ladies roadbike on ebay, ends in 7 hours
<Grosby> only $5 atm
<Grosby> 'needs maintenance'
<Dopefish> 'needs wheels'

Quote #2741 (+7) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #2781 (+7) [ 2005-05-23, 22:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

* WedgieOut is now known as TheWedgie
<TheWedgie> cocksmokers
<FreeFrag> bitch
<Draebor> tramp
<knowsfords> reality show
<FreeFrag> lol
<TheWedgie> ouch
<Draebor> haha
<TheWedgie> BURRNNNNNN
* Draebor makes a mental note not to insult knowsfords

Quote #2812 (+7) [ 2005-06-03, 16:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> haha, people who dont realise what they are saying on msn
<outonanisl> Jess says:
<outonanisl> if you're bored, pack my shit
<outonanisl> im bored says:
<outonanisl> bend over then
<Agg> fascinating, do go on