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Quote #4053 (+8) [ 2007-03-11, 21:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jake> Heh. Now SupCom won't start.
<Jake> Unable to start
<Jake> Please verify system meets minimum specifications.
<@Frag_Lord> lol u fail
<Jake> That's the most depressing error message I've ever gotten.
<DJ_HiP> mm that sure is a blow to the e-penis
<@Frag_Lord> indeed
<Jake> I was playing it earlier, but still.
<DJ_HiP> tis like a girl saying "are you sure your hard?"
<@Frag_Lord> lol
<Jake> Haha.
<@TheWedgie> "is it in yet?"

Quote #3319 (+3) [ 2006-04-09, 15:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rodgrech|W> hey mazzanet where the bloody hell are you
* Grosby bans rodgrech from the UK and the bible-belt of america

Quote #2502 (+8) [ 2005-01-16, 02:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

Ashley: You spell "faries" fairies, don't you?
Ashley: I'm lost. I haven't had the need to spell that word since I was in early primary school.
Lartnec: I believe so
Ashley: Lartnec, You should get a blog.
Lartnec: Hmm it's a thought
Jess|ZzZ: fairy
Jess|ZzZ: fairies
Lartnec: oi stop the insults
Lartnec: :P

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #2226 (+6) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
Thrill puts hand up ;)
afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #1173 (+8) [ 2003-10-19, 07:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Enfilade): <reannah> Isn't that what a big sister does?
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> But the affection...
(Enfilade): <reanna> A big sister can give you cuddles.
(Enfilade): <riannah> :D
(Enfilade): <Enfilade> What about tender kisses?
(Enfilade): <riannah> Yes, on your cheek.
(CapnChroni): Eww
(CapnChroni): I do... Not.... neeed..... That.... sort..... of..... affection..... from.... my...... sister!
(Groomy): lol
(LordPie): can dish it out but can't take it eh CapnChroni?
(Narc|ZzZz): What if I want that sort of affection from your sister CapnChroni???
(Narc|ZzZz): *boom, tsssh*
(tensop): then you would have to get in the line behind CapnChroni, Narc|ZzZz

Quote #1440 (+9) [ 2003-12-14, 23:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Hmm interesting today is the 14
<thetron> september the 11th, Bail on the 12th october, something on the 13th November, Now saddam on the 14th december :Ba ba baaa:
<Frag|A> thetron, something?
<predder> errr thetron :|
<StormCyko> SOMETHING!!!
<Frag|A> :rolleyes:
<thetron> See theres a pattern
<Frag|A> there is no pattern thetron you're just being stuipted
<eDust> <thetron> See theres a pattern <-- in preschool, did you try forcing the square block into the triangle hole?

Quote #1668 (+6) [ 2004-02-20, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> cos ur all talking about me behind my back
<PsychoMatt> plotting my demise
<PsychoMatt> you sadistic, cruel, people
<Lurks> we dont need to plot your demise, you can do that yourself, we are just waiting for the ops to spot your demise
<@sniper64> your demise can be easily arranged
* sniper64 sets mode: +b *!*@203.122.65.45

Quote #1030 (+5) [ 2003-09-12, 14:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Hydra[wrk]): i need a gf.... to polish my next car

Quote #691 (+1) [ 2003-06-22, 19:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> why spend $600 on a wireless router?
<WhiteyFord> because you cant afford a $700 hooker?

Quote #553 (+11) [ 2003-05-15, 00:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Darkness> I'm "fucking" with you.
<Narcolepsy> <Cav> bannanas dont help that :(
* Cav raises an eyebrow
* Darkness quickly hides the box of bananas.
<Darkness> what..?

Quote #1800 (+6) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #994 (+6) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #1791 (+13) [ 2004-03-30, 22:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> noone is gunna play mta?
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<TheWedgie> LOL
<TheWedgie> i'd take that as a no.
<Fod> heh

Quote #885 (+5) [ 2003-08-12, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> Genital warts on your face? I hate that...

Quote #2760 (+6) [ 2005-05-16, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Manaz): I wouldn't leave the house without my dick stuck in the chicken.

Quote #4055 (+1) [ 2007-03-14, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dave> the bar kicked me out. now i'm outside on a bench with a new hotspot i found.

Quote #2644 (+1) [ 2005-03-24, 10:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> Hey guys, whats that pipe called that you swing aroung and it makes warbling noises?
<biatch> Penis?
<Dopefish> crack pipe?
<One``> ive never heard a penis warble

Quote #382 (+7) [ 2003-03-06, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase_ouch> you are so hardcore
<Carrots> well, hard anyway
<jase_ouch> still looking at porn then
<Carrots> LOL.... god I wish you had a sister
<jase_ouch> WHAT?
<Carrots> you know, so I could do her

Quote #90 (+4) [ 2002-11-19, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc kicks glass of pine orange for being shit
<nEoLIthIc> I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE!
<nEoLIthIc> not some fucken pine juice or anything
<nEoLIthIc> THATS IT!
<Owen> You big tough man you, nEoLIthIc.
<nEoLIthIc> owen - thnx :P

Quote #3062 (+19) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #3863 (+4) [ 2006-12-20, 23:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Gamma|4 was kicked by Agg (PLEASE TO BE MAKING WITH THE STOPPING OF THE TALKING NOW THANK YOU)

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #4174 (+3) [ 2007-07-02, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sion> cant you just lock overclockers
<Nick> heh
<sh> no
<sh> they would find a way around it like joining two jumpers by drawing a line with a lead pencil or something

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #2722 (+1) [ 2005-04-29, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Retz> What do you prefer between your legs going 100 miles an hour; your bike or your wife
<Retz> Dont ask me how thats related, but...
<@Agg> my wife between my legs? uh, you need to watch more porn or have someone draw you a diagram or something.

Quote #1176 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

Quote #4111 (+7) [ 2007-05-09, 16:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Deadeye> im doing work
<Deadeye> and they call a fucking fire drill
<HrdwrBoB> ahahaha
* Deadeye isnt moving...
<Deadeye> im going to die in a fire :D
<Deadeye> the fire alarm here is fucking annoying
<Deadeye> BOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP
<Deadeye> im shoopin da booop
<Deadeye> announcemtn was just said...
<Deadeye> fire wardens please evacuate...
<Deadeye> someone just yelled out
<Deadeye> WHAT ABOUT US?!

Quote #849 (+5) [ 2003-08-06, 12:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<takai_> damnit, Maz is awake
<takai_> He had a thread on CAA saying "What would break first if i NOSsed my car"
<yale_work> "the driver"

Quote #3255 (+3) [ 2006-02-14, 02:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<StiNg> whats bukkake ?
<eXemplar> for the love of god don't google image it!
<eroda> lol
<Stygian> lol
<eroda> ahaha
<Jessica> Meh.
<StiNg> lol
<Jessica> It's not so disturbing.
<eroda> http://chikko2.seesaa.net/image/bukkake.JPG
<Agg> hmm, i wonder if that's 2 minute bukkake
<eXemplar> hhahaha
<eroda> ahaha
<Mred32> lol
<Jessica> 2 minute bukkake doesn't look like that :(
<Jessica> Not that I'd know :(
<eXemplar> ... of course ;-)
<Jessica> >_>
<Jessica> <_<
<Agg> shouldn't that be *_< ?
<Jessica> hahahahaha
<eroda> ha
<Jessica> Poor face.

Quote #485 (+2) [ 2003-04-21, 22:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

Quote #1645 (+8) [ 2004-02-16, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cycle has quit IRC (bbs cats on fire...)

Quote #1072 (+12) [ 2003-10-05, 05:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> Car still don't start
* sabretooth mutters
<Fod> maybe the fuel line is clogged with hair

Quote #2555 (+7) [ 2005-02-01, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<llamaboy> msn sux, theres no emoticon for :\

Quote #2693 (+5) [ 2005-04-18, 15:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): but realisticly i want $3 trillion, not $20k.
(Tensop`): and then i'd buy a mitsubishi sigma
(Tensop`): hire the people who made the astron engine, fire them, and hire new people to redesign an astron engine

Quote #4167 (+4) [ 2007-06-17, 07:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

Dopefish: Join my server nav
Dopefish: i wanna test it out
Dopefish: Zombie MOD
Dopefish: :D~~~~~~~
Dopefish: fapping.info:27015
Navillus: Coming...
Tensop: ...
Tensop: thats just WRONG

Quote #1321 (+4) [ 2003-11-13, 23:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mitch> i have 1x 2.6Ghz Celeron, 1x 1.6Ghz AMD AP, 1x AMD 2Ghz XP. Now
<mpot> good for you
<Hyrax> <Mitch> <---- My hero
<mpot> no, he can't be.....he's MY hero
* lathiat chops mitch in half
* mpot goes off to sulk, cos he doesn't want to share his hero....
* lathiat gives half to mpot
* lathiat gives half to Hyrax
<Mitch> please.... not that half

Quote #1793 (+8) [ 2004-03-31, 15:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<carpet> Don't you love it when tomato sauce turns to chutney of its own accord...

Quote #1827 (+3) [ 2004-04-13, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i know agg was getting the servers installed as a bday present for me.
<aftahours> ;)
<Hunter> aftahours, is this before or after mum and dad told you the easter bunny wasnt real? :P

Quote #440 (+5) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #2499 (+8) [ 2005-01-15, 10:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year
<Krypt0n> somebody told me that mazzanet is a n00b, who sounds like a 15 year old that I want to punch since jan of last year

Quote #124 (+7) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #1233 (+8) [ 2003-10-28, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): I'm reading a book on 'dealing with difficult people'
(@Agg): does it have a section on handguns?

Quote #2492 (+4) [ 2005-01-13, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> hello friends
<outonanisl> lol aftahours you must have the wrong channel

Quote #4219 (+1) [ 2007-10-07, 11:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> maybe i should just build it without permission
<Dopefish> PWNT
<predder> you'll be PWNT when it gets knocked down because you didnt have approval
<csimrace> man, the good stuff always happens in the ad breaks
<Dopefish> no predder no
<Dopefish> ill put wheels on the bottom
<Dopefish> and say its not a building but its infact a prototype car
<csimrace> then they'll ask you to see how it goes in a crash test :)
<Dopefish> a non road car

Quote #2388 (+5) [ 2004-11-14, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Not much quizzing in #quiz
<Quadbox> not much murder in #death, either
<FreeFrag> lol
<Krypt0n> not much to download in #juarez,mexico
<Krypt0n> heh

Quote #1304 (+5) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #4058 (+2) [ 2007-03-16, 09:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manol> take the cartridge out and put it back in? powercycle it?
<Statts> wtf is powercycle?
<outy> electric bike
<Statts> stfu outy

Quote #376 (+9) [ 2003-03-04, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> I just called my brother, and he goes "Hello", and I said, ah hey dude what's up, then he goes, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank" then hangs up
<Moose> Disturbing
<Temp0> very disturbing
<Sticks> and I'm sure we could all have lived without that knowledge
<Erve> ...
<Rage> Moose - i'm very sorry i had to read that
<Clay> Moose left hand or right hand?