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Quote #547 (+5) [ 2003-05-14, 00:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mnkymajik> my datasecurity assignment sounds like a bad porn movie script
<mnkymajik> "Louise is able to perform a spoofing attack...."
<Rex-Out> haha

Quote #3454 (0) [ 2006-07-18, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan runs his hands through his hair and wonders what the hell to do upgrade-wise
< FatMan> so out of touch with all this new fandangled computer hardware stuff
<@Bern|PuB> have you considered going blonde FatMan?

Quote #466 (+11) [ 2003-04-14, 02:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> this assignment sucks
<bundy> someone come and do my ass for me
<bundy> *assignment
<bundy> that is
<bundy> luckily i run the quote db
<Fodder> you don't run the ugbox db
<bundy> ...
<bundy> oh dear

Quote #4186 (+6) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #1033 (+2) [ 2003-09-12, 16:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> mmm hot males
<Rik> :licklips:

Quote #4085 (+3) [ 2007-04-22, 20:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> snakes on a laptop! :P
<Torched> motherfuckin snakes!
<Torched> on a laptop!
<The_Dan> ive never been shaped on adsl
<brodsta> motherfucking snakes motherfuckers!
<devians> well, snake rather than snakes
* rodgrceh has quit (Quit)
* rodgrceh (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.tpgi.com.au) has joined #overclockers
<wayne> snakes on a SPARTAAAA!

Quote #2392 (+7) [ 2004-11-19, 17:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* deepspring falls down into a twitching foaming mess
<ace234> woohoo free bubble bath

Quote #2438 (+7) [ 2004-12-19, 11:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Mawning!
<Draffa> bia
<FreeFrag> raaghh!
<Draffa> [tab}tch
<Draffa> ...
<biatch> Nicely done.
<Draffa> I hate my life. :)

Quote #1907 (+3) [ 2004-05-01, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna hit the meat damn hard tonight
<FreeFrag> Hmmmm...quotable, or not?
<Rage> Don't you dare.
<FreeFrag> Obviously that's a yes!

Quote #3111 (+2) [ 2005-11-27, 20:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> uwe boll
<Fod> the man is a genius
<Fod> no doubt about it
<Fod> no one could possibly be that hopeless, so the only alternative is that he's simply misunderstood

Quote #1236 (+3) [ 2003-10-28, 16:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Legendre> I got two spams today - one for weight loss, and one for penile enlargement. I relplied to both, with cc: and asked if they could work something out to transfer my extra weight to my johnson.

Quote #223 (0) [ 2003-01-01, 09:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Cav has left #rice
*** Cav has joined #rice
<Cav> whoops
<Cav> wtf did i click then
<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...
<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..

Quote #2598 (+1) [ 2005-02-20, 19:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> oh my... is Agg- the normal 'Agg' evil clone?
<Tankii[din> "come and have dinner with your family!"
<Tankii[din> rofl
<Agg-> no, I'm Agg with a boner.

Quote #2931 (+9) [ 2005-08-11, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|Lapto> You might be calling Bern "daddy"
<Jessica> I already do ;)

Quote #4377 (+3) [ 2013-12-08, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bfm> Got results from the specialist this morning. Great news, in that the tests concluded that I don't suffer from a rare-rare condition which would exacerbate my rare condition!
<Toje> congrats, eat some bacon
<Toje> so what does that mean BFM?
<bfm> That eating bacon could kill me.
<bfm> =/

Quote #1122 (+3) [ 2003-10-13, 09:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> <Wiz> Something like all bran .. <=- What's wrong with bran???
<Wiz> Nuffin if you are a horse
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> or as old as wiz
<Narcolepsy> Or if you need to be more 'regular'...
<Narcolepsy> Sif regular, I prefer to be all over the place ;)
<Narcolepsy> Wait, that didn't sound so good...

Quote #4323 (+6) [ 2008-05-28, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zardoz> Steam Rating:3.1 - Shooting Blanks
<Zardoz> fucking wut
<Zardoz> BLANKS !!!
<Cenobite> you should see a doctor about that
<MiniWalks> lol
<Mike> LOL!
<Mike> snape

Quote #380 (+9) [ 2003-03-06, 17:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Vindictive> I bag the big screw!
<Darkness> You want to get laid by a fat chick?
<Forraje> it's fun until your friends find out
<Darkness> or someone looses an eye.... or their pelvic bone.

Quote #1095 (+12) [ 2003-10-09, 06:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Red> its all about genetics, genes are what determines the size of a mans penis!
<Sparks_> sif my penis was made by god
<Sparks_> hand crafted it has his logo on it
<Sparks_> u wanna c the logo?

Quote #3448 (+6) [ 2006-07-15, 15:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

* FatMan might go plunder more food from downstairs
<Agg> if you're plundering, it's not "downstairs", it's "the briny deep"
<FatMan> sorry, capt'n
<FatMan> i be but a simple pirate. yarr.
<Agg> tis ok. you can swab my poop deck later.
* FatMan waves his sword around
<FatMan> OH GOD
<FatMan> that was the worst timing ever :'(

Quote #2952 (-4) [ 2005-08-26, 10:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> rain is good
<knowsfords> gets the pollen out of the air
<Falk|Work> you get hayfever knowsfords ?
<knowsfords> yes I have the hayfever
<Falk|Work> ever tried beconase?
<knowsfords> no, I've always used claramax... works well
<Falk|Work> ah ok. i use beconase its awesome
<Fod|Work> i prefer mayonase

Quote #2987 (+5) [ 2005-09-15, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Crudmuffin - you in?
<@Crudmuffin> in for what?
<@D_Web> here
<@Crudmuffin> for a beer? Yes, please
<@Crudmuffin> Ahh, yes I'm here. :)
<TheWedgie> haha
<@D_Web> I will give you a beer if you help me*
<@D_Web> *beer may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> *help may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> :P
<TheWedgie> haha
<TheWedgie> pwned

Quote #2578 (+13) [ 2005-02-11, 11:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod|Work> Fod's illustrated guide to social awkwardness:
<Fod|Work> so we went to see a mate's band play last night
<Fod|Work> after the set, we were standing around having a few beers when i saw this little kid out of the corner of my eye
<Fod|Work> so i turned round and yelled "HEY! YOU AREN'T EIGHTEEN!!"
<Fod|Work> (as you do)
<Fod|Work> it was a midget.

Quote #3585 (+5) [ 2006-10-04, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hibba> Willay do you have deep down gay feelings for every thing in #overclockers with a penis?
<Willay> honestly?
<@Agg> they're not very deep down, i can see them from here

Quote #4184 (+3) [ 2007-07-13, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<QSC> what is that womens chain of gyms
<Radar> fernwood
<SirPNut> the kitchen ?

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #2695 (+1) [ 2005-04-19, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> phew, took 15mins but I got my rod off
<Erve> wait, I'll take a pic of how much play my rod end has

Quote #2409 (-1) [ 2004-12-04, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I was drawn straight to haydens ass.
<FragOne``> ahaha
<Bern> eeewww
<FragOne``> oh yeh theres a photo of my bottom
<FreeFrag> OH DEAR! I REGRET I REGRET :(
<Bern> off to ug we go with that one

Quote #3238 (+8) [ 2006-02-04, 17:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<barto-kun> Rule:Certain holes are "IN" holes, certain holes are "OUT" holes. Do not mix these up.
<gHenDo> well except for bums

Quote #173 (+4) [ 2002-12-16, 08:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav throws Decker into the lake for backing into him
* Decker runs away from the gay men
<Cav> youll be running forever fool :P
<Hibba> Decker: u cant run away from ur self

Quote #2583 (+3) [ 2005-02-13, 23:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> hmm... instead of going to my schools swimming carnival and watching all the hot girls in my grade wandering around in bikinis, i'm going to stay home, play counterstike and IRC... now what is so wrong with that!?!
<FatMan> Warhamster: words cannot describe the problems you have with your existance.

Quote #1297 (+8) [ 2003-11-10, 18:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neo|assign> whats the term a farmer uses when he cant grow anything off land?
<fatcat> "bugger"?

Quote #2000 (-2) [ 2004-05-25, 23:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> jesus christ who names a portable email device a BLACKBERRY ffs!
<klif-e> http://www.blackberry.com/
<klif-e> ffs
<X_phile> klif-e> guess he was in a jam for a name :P

Quote #289 (0) [ 2003-01-29, 10:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* GrimReaper yaws
* sabretooth pitches and rolls

Quote #1262 (0) [ 2003-11-02, 14:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> omghi2u
<Tommmo> >:D
<FreeFrag> tomMoo! leik hewo!
<Draebor> hihihi a/s/l? wanna cyber??!!
<FreeFrag> yeaaah!
<FreeFrag> 1111one
<Tommmo> he he he
<wild> /msg Draebor I put on my wizard robe and hat...
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Draebor> bwhahahaa
<FreeFrag> ahaha!

Quote #153 (+9) [ 2002-12-11, 12:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Spartacus> my ex g/f was good at lappies :D
<Firemoth> Spartacus, the local stripper isn't a girlfriend dude.. :P

Quote #76 (+6) [ 2002-11-15, 06:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Wolff cuddles telstra

Quote #521 (+9) [ 2003-05-04, 01:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<skitzo1> leave the porn alone sponge
<Sponge> i'm finished
* Ice_Queen hands Sponge a towel
<Sponge> good thing i installed that windscreen wiper on my monitor
<tas34> wash ur hands Sponge
<Sponge> i just wiped them on the wall
<Sponge> its ok
<RoSWeLL> Heh

Quote #1176 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 16:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> 509726
<knowsfords> err whoops... dropped the keyboard and caught it by the numeral keypad
<Rik> bs
<Rik> that's your password to everything, isnt it
<knowsfords> try it :p
* FodZilla haxors knowsfords
<FodZilla> netbank = empty.

Quote #676 (-4) [ 2003-06-17, 13:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fodder> just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out which of my fans was buzzing at me
<Fodder> turned out it was a coffee cup on top of my case, shaking

Quote #2982 (+1) [ 2005-09-12, 12:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<The_Bundy> go attack sydney lazy terrorists
<BenZApple> lol theres only 2 things they can take out that would really fuck us over
<BenZApple> Harbour Bridge, or the tunnel
<The_Bundy> what about your water supply
<BenZApple> The_Bundy, we dont have one
<The_Bundy> oh thats ok then

Quote #4075 (0) [ 2007-04-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> http://www.overclockers.com.au/images/rusvod1.jpg <-- this is quite nice :)
<@Sciby> oh, you finally cracked it. What's it like?
<@Agg> ..quite nice
<@Agg> strong flavour tho
<@Sciby> Nooo... like smooth, does it have any interesting flavours, etc.
<@Sciby> I assume it would be smooth.
<@Sciby> As smooth as vodka gets.
<@Sciby> Apparently Gin and Vodka are the same thing - made the same way, from the same thing, except gin has the juniper berries and stuff in it. I dunno how true that is... I should look it up.
<@Agg> yup, that's wot i've always been told
<@Agg> gin = vodka + juniper
<@Agg> they're pretty much ethanol + water anyway :)
<@Agg> sipping a shot to jog my memory btw
<@Agg> smooth texture, strong banana flavour
<@Agg> no wait, wrong hand, that's a banana

Quote #3004 (+5) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #1121 (+4) [ 2003-10-12, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

* jayci blows the whisle
* Matthew acts as a whislte
(Matthew): :D
(Matthew): fuck speeling
(jayci): eeww Matthew
(Matthew): lol
(Matthew): owned. :D

Quote #818 (0) [ 2003-07-27, 16:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Cav-Shower is now known as Cav
* james|hwrk is now known as james|shwr
<Free|Clean> :o
<Rage> Free|Clean they're taking turns to clean up

Quote #3381 (+7) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #1926 (+6) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #585 (-3) [ 2003-05-21, 23:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GRRRRR> hey.. im gettin nuked
<GRRRRR> how do i unnuke myself

Quote #1310 (+11) [ 2003-11-13, 09:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gatecrash> its a PC, with UV die through it
<Fatal|T0nY> hay
<Fatal|PalaNIN> who cool
<gatecrash> it enhances performance by at least 500mhz
<Fatal|PalaNIN> *whoa
<Fatal|T0nY> it looks shite
<Fatal|PalaNIN> are you serious
<gatecrashno> dude im not
<gatecrash> how can paint make a pc faster?