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Quote #4318 (+6) [ 2008-05-13, 21:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> uk.news.yahoo.com Bournemouth has become the first town in the UK to get super-fast internet connections - via the sewerage system. More than 88,000 homes and businesses in the Dorset town will benefit from internet speeds up to 100Mbps under the scheme, considerably faster than consumer broadband speeds on the market.
<Dopefish> Lets go to dorset!!
<InTheFade> poonet ftw
<Agg> you can download all the shit you want, bro

Quote #4331 (+6) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #157 (+7) [ 2002-12-12, 03:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi would like to announce, contrary to smokeyou.org implies, that he is NOT GAY
<FreeFrag> Rudeboi, not what you said last night baby

Quote #160 (+7) [ 2002-12-13, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> FUCK them - they want equality, then they can have the same rights as EVERYONE
<Sticks> forget I said that
<Sticks> wrong channel for that talk
*** Sticks was kicked by Z ((Sticks) Twit)

Quote #177 (+7) [ 2002-12-19, 12:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> I
<LoneWolf_> bah
<VooDoo> you bah?
<VooDoo> do you bah often?
<LoneWolf_> :)

Quote #185 (+7) [ 2002-12-20, 07:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> Eazy =Eazydzit from the forums???
<Eazy> yup
<Eazy> Is that a bad thing?
<Eazy> :D
<Strange1> yes
* Eazy is now known as anon

Quote #8 (+7) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DentArthur> Agg: sweet, in terms off bikes, if its Jap I love it :) they just look so fast and slippery
<DentArthur> and all the plastic is easier to hose off when i shit myself at speed

Quote #79 (+7) [ 2002-11-17, 09:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> z3[n]: you're probably the same person who can't justify spending money on paint for the -outside- of your house...
<live-evil> WhiteyFord the answer to that is leave the case outside and some spray cans near a group of homeboys
<live-evil> it does itself
<WhiteyFord> hahaha... and if you want to get rid of something, just chain it up!

Quote #93 (+7) [ 2002-11-19, 04:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_essent> yeah well my 19" flat shit on all ur montors
<milenko> the_essent: my moniter shits on yours
<Agg> my dad could beat up your dad

Quote #95 (+7) [ 2002-11-19, 06:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<trent> sabretooth: you should know i only turn up in here when something is broken

Quote #100 (+7) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #120 (+7) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #124 (+7) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #133 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #135 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolepsy busts a groove...
<Narcolepsy> Yo, the name is Batty...
<Narcolepsy> The logic is erratic...
<Narcolepsy> Potato in a jacket..
<Narcolepsy> Nothing in the attic...
<Narcolepsy> I rant and I ramble...
<Narcolepsy> My brain is scrambled...
<Narcolepsy> Rap like an animal...
<Narcolepsy> But I'm a mammal!!!
<MicK|WorK> ahaha
* MicK|WorK starts human beat boxing

Quote #249 (+7) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #268 (+7) [ 2003-01-18, 12:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3n|A> sif broadband, go SDSL or ADSL

Quote #279 (+7) [ 2003-01-23, 04:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg-> maybe
<Agg-> you
<Agg-> could
<Agg-> look
<Agg-> for
<Agg-> a
<Agg-> keyboard
<Agg-> that
<Agg-> doesn't
<Agg-> hit
<Agg-> return
<risesies> Agg- you spammer :P
<Agg-> instead
<Agg-> of
<Agg-> space
<Agg-> so kick me
* Agg- was kicked by Wolfy (dont spam!)

Quote #327 (+7) [ 2003-02-13, 04:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabz> The funny thing is... Firemoth always goes ":("
<Firemoth> I do not :(

Quote #360 (+7) [ 2003-02-25, 21:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Milenko> /me thinks jester has an anime addiction
* Jester plays Evangelion - Everything You Want - Version 2.mpeg Anime Music Vid
<Milenko> dude
<Milenko> do you ever think about chicks that havent been drawn by some middle aged jap with his dick in his hand and his thumb up his ass?
* dspringau wipes snott of monitor

Quote #382 (+7) [ 2003-03-06, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase_ouch> you are so hardcore
<Carrots> well, hard anyway
<jase_ouch> still looking at porn then
<Carrots> LOL.... god I wish you had a sister
<jase_ouch> WHAT?
<Carrots> you know, so I could do her

Quote #506 (+7) [ 2003-04-26, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> did anyone try my hand red dwarf style of practice kissing? it's a really killer
<Darkness> what the?
<Darkness> Does that mean i have to wear a red suit and kneel down?
<Darkness> Cause there aint no way i'm becoming santas bitch!
<Darkness> oh wait, that's an elf.

Quote #530 (+7) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #551 (+7) [ 2003-05-14, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|awy> finally my fucking pay is in
<sabretooth> You got paid for fucking? I didn't know that you were in that industry.
<sabretooth> Though, it was suspected.

Quote #612 (+7) [ 2003-06-01, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I'm taking it as a learning experience.
<Baker> At least no-one was really hurt, apart from my keck
<Baker> err.
<Baker> neck even.
<Folken`> poor keck :(
<ed> You should get your keck looked at.

Quote #630 (+7) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #636 (+7) [ 2003-06-07, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizard_> OR an unclubbed fur seal
<Wizard_> clubbed ones swim funny
<Narcolepsy> I thought that was just sinking...
<Wizard_> A twitchy kinda sink ...

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #670 (+7) [ 2003-06-15, 10:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BamBam> Sole is going to hit some. :P
<SoleSurvivor> Speaking of that.
<SoleSurvivor> I was watching porn yesterday with 6 guys and 1 girl.
<SoleSurvivor> Never again.
<SoleSurvivor> I felt so....gay.
<Rowin-Dincht> SoleSurvivor; what the hell did you expect, to feel all happy and tingly inside
<BamBam> You know they were just hoping the could oops into each other.
<damn> Solesurvivor... how did you get the girl to watch it?

Quote #702 (+7) [ 2003-06-26, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I got Sea Monkeys!!
<WhiteyFord> sea monkeys? like in the tank?
<Strange1> yeah in the tank
<Strange1> they hatched 2 days ago
<Strange1> when they get big and strong... i'll feed them to my tropical fish
<D_Web> lol

Quote #785 (+7) [ 2003-07-15, 21:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@DNT-PSH-ME> im boreddddddd
<@_NeMeSiS_> Whack It.
<@DNT-PSH-ME> already did
<@_NeMeSiS_> Only once?

Quote #805 (+7) [ 2003-07-21, 01:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shorty> ther ewas a fly on my monitor
<Shorty> i tried 2 scare it with my cursor

Quote #823 (+7) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #874 (+7) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #896 (+7) [ 2003-08-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<Crudmuffin> just stubbed my little to
<Crudmuffin> toe
<Crudmuffin> fucking hurts like a bitch
<WhiteyFord> you've probably broken it brother
<Crudmuffin> don't say that :/
*** You were kicked by Crudmuffin (shut up, don't make me feel worse! :/)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel
<Nozz> Crudmuffin, you shouldn't be kicking anything with that toe of yours buddy :-)

Quote #929 (+7) [ 2003-08-19, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Zoidburg> hey if you have as much porn as you say.....
<nEoLIthIc> 5gb :P
* nEoLIthIc/#Overclockers hides his X partition
<Zoidburg> LOL
<nEoLIthIc> that seriously is what the letter is :P
<Zoidburg> hm...
<Zoidburg> maybe i need an X partition
<Zoidburg> ive only got 1 gb tho :(
<echelon> I think you need a GF partition :P

Quote #953 (+7) [ 2003-08-26, 20:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(biatch): urghn, make it better
* sabretooth makes it better for biatch.

Quote #985 (+7) [ 2003-09-02, 00:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

(jayci): ggrrr men!@
(MadHatter): i was going to make a comment then
(jayci): MadHatter dont u dare :D
(MadHatter): but i used my better judgement.
(Erve): grrr @ insubordinate other sex
(jayci): bugger, bugger bugger
(Agg): come on, it's not like we penis everything into a penis about our penis.

Quote #998 (+7) [ 2003-09-05, 12:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> so okay, if i go out and buy some generic DDR333 like 2x256mb sticks i can run it in DC mode provided the board supports DC ?
<VooDoo> different sticks have differant timings internally
<Refle}{> can you manually set the timings?
* Sticks/#overclockers makes a mental not to change his nick to something no-one mentions in the course of discussing technical issues.... WTF can't you fuckers say "ram module"?
<Refle}{> lol
<chubba> haha, i was wondering about that..
<V8R[2400]> module, wtf is that?? :)
<VooDoo> at least the discussions of voodoo cards has slowed

Quote #1045 (+7) [ 2003-09-30, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* thetron is turned on looking z3[n]</end sarastism>

Quote #1075 (+7) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1081 (+7) [ 2003-10-06, 03:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> mmm im onto my 4th bowel of rice :D
<sabretooth> You eat your rice from a bowel?
<sabretooth> Eww.
<sabretooth> Dude.
<iconoclast> lol
<Wiz> ROFL
<Gibbon> heh
<aftahours> doh.
<Iroquois> brown rice, then?
<Iroquois> sorry.
<aftahours> maybe bowl
<sabretooth> Heh Iro
<bh> you eat shit for breakfast?
<iconoclast> sun rice
<Wiz> Taste a bit shitty really
<sabretooth> "Man this rice tastes like shit!"
<iconoclast> from where the sun doesnt shine
<aftahours> lol..i thought it had weavels in it :P

Quote #1087 (+7) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #1094 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1096 (+7) [ 2003-10-09, 08:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|SG1> bugger me....
<Moose> I wish

Quote #1100 (+7) [ 2003-10-10, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(bh`): go go action internet
(FreeFrag): You're with bigpond. You've connected to IRC. THat's an achievement.

Quote #1123 (+7) [ 2003-10-13, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Saganami slaps echelon upside the head with a phone book
* echelon grabs the phone book and looks up the number for 000
<Saga> rofl

Quote #1141 (+7) [ 2003-10-15, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> FUCK
<neolithic> sister clicked restart on gateway
<rade> bye neolithic :P
<neolithic> turns out it was log off :P
<Darmok> panic merchant
<Fodzilla> drama queen
<aftahours> poof

Quote #1180 (+7) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #1213 (+7) [ 2003-10-24, 18:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> ooooooooh
<neolithic> BANG
* fr0st calls terrorist hotline
<aftahours> lol