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Quote #1868 (+1) [ 2004-04-23, 10:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> fucken hell who keeps giving my email out to 12 and 13 year old girls
<ace234> 6 people have added me in the last 10mins and they are all 12 and 13:S
<Erve> well, treat them like new wine, put them in the cellar for a few years..
<Srebmol> yeah, but if you keep them longer than that they turn to vinegar :P

Quote #619 (+14) [ 2003-06-03, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whoop> what does a long single beep that just repeats mean?
<@Firemoth> whoop, someone's going to back over you.
<whoop> fuck up dickhead
* whoop (~whoop@215.b.004.brs.iprimus.net.au) Quit (gremlins)

Quote #35 (+11) [ 2002-10-27, 11:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wizardx8> Damn those transparent eyelids...
<Cav> i should mod my eyes
<Cav> and put a one way valve on my arse
<Wizardx8> Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
<Cav> god damnit :)

Quote #671 (+5) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #1967 (+1) [ 2004-05-17, 00:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit with a large trout
<thetron> slap me on the but next time
* ethanol slaps thetron around a bit (on the but) with a large trout
<ethanol> what's a but, thetron?
<thetron> Your a n00b
<Lombers> its butt btw
<thetron> you sound like a alien thats just landed on the planet earth
<Lombers> thats not a very good insult thetron
<Lombers> try again
<Lombers> at least get a little personal :P
<thetron> Cont: An Alien whom never experience anal sex before
<thetron> "Earthing. Whats a butt?"

Quote #81 (+2) [ 2002-11-17, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> u suck Rudeboi
<Anarki> :p
<Rudeboi> i do?
<Rudeboi> ok - who told you? that was supposed to be a secret!

Quote #709 (+3) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #910 (+11) [ 2003-08-15, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Excession> Well....the anal one looks semi-realistic. I think.
<Agg> gah!
* Excession/#Overclockers changes the topic
<yale_work> quiet!
<Excession> So, who heard about the US power outage?
<Agg> soo.. how about that sporting team, eh?
<yale_work> so, how's that local sporting team?
<Agg> quite a lot of weather we've been having lately.
<echelon> so, how 'bout them dolphins?

Quote #438 (+2) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #1073 (+8) [ 2003-10-05, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> he coloured his dick in with a black texta then tried to wash it off
<Sponge> now its all purple
<hr|Assig> ROFL
<Sponge> purple intruder we call him now
<hr|Assig> ROFLMAO

Quote #2722 (+2) [ 2005-04-29, 02:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Retz> What do you prefer between your legs going 100 miles an hour; your bike or your wife
<Retz> Dont ask me how thats related, but...
<@Agg> my wife between my legs? uh, you need to watch more porn or have someone draw you a diagram or something.

Quote #2471 (+33) [ 2005-01-06, 18:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Alyra> rice sends horses nuts at times, yay
<outonan|pc> so rice is bad for horses?
<Alyra> rice isnt bad for them
<Alyra> it can just make them really hyper.
<Alyra> Like if you have red cordial :P
<Agg> wait a second.. you're saying rice DOES add horse power?

Quote #1538 (+8) [ 2004-01-20, 15:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> for some stupid stupid reason... i read "dremel" as "strap-on"

Quote #2180 (+8) [ 2004-07-22, 21:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm a rude fuck :p
<dodgy> i'm sure nobody planned on going that far with you Quadbox

Quote #1424 (+4) [ 2003-12-07, 22:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Oasis> you guys know any unlimted ISDN plans?
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah
<Oasis> oh?
<Krazy_Ivan> www.unlimitedisdnplans.com
<PalaNIN> i've been there
<PalaNIN> great stuff
<Oasis> ah k cool thanks
<PalaNIN> :/
<Krazy_Ivan> lol :/
<Oasis> that site dun work
<Oasis> got a new link?
<PalaNIN> server might be down
<Krazy_Ivan> yeah must be damn

Quote #451 (+9) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #2327 (+9) [ 2004-10-13, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> (omgomgomgi'monircandtalkingtoagirlarealgirlaboutbreasts)

Quote #2883 (+1) [ 2005-07-16, 10:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> I have decided
<Lombers> I hate all PC places now
<Lombers> the problem is, they know nothing about customer service
<Lombers> because the people who started the good ones are pretty much geeks
<Lombers> and have no idea how to actually interact with people
<Lombers> sure they know their tech stuff
<Lombers> but that's about it
<Redback> what do they do when a girl wants to buy a new motherboard?
<Lombers> they premature ejaculate
<Redback> rofl
<pace> its not like i ordered a $15 modem
<Lombers> I know, and that's the problem
<Lombers> their problem is, they keep thinking to themselves that they will be able to get it in
<Lombers> instead of saying "look, I'll be conservative here, it'll take 2 weeks minimum"
<Lombers> then if they get it in earlier the customer would be like "omg that's the best service ever"

Quote #3381 (+7) [ 2006-05-26, 16:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

< Enfilade> heh, i just did a poo that had an apple sticker on it
< Enfilade> I must've eaten it by accident

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #1685 (+8) [ 2004-02-24, 11:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nozz> Haven't got any chicken handy anyway
<CrashDumy> pile up one giant bowel of it and eat till stuffed then eat some more
<Nozz> Off to cook the plain pasta now, though
<Crudmuffin> bowel? eeugh
<Crudmuffin> how about a bowl?
<Nozz> ahahaha
<echelon> bwhahaha
<Lombers> hey guys
* CrashDumy slaps crudmuffin for correcting me
<echelon> a giant bowel of pasta
<Crudmuffin> hey lombers
<Crudmuffin> lol echelon
<Nozz> hahahaha
<echelon> yeech
<echelon> 'lo Lombers
<Nozz> I laughed so hard then I gave myself the hiccups
<Nozz> Cunts.
<Crudmuffin> LOL
<Lombers> heh, good time to come into the conversation :)
<CrashDumy> your welcome. Have a nice day :)
<echelon> rofl
<CrashDumy> service with a smile
<echelon> can we interest you in a giant bowel of (wholemeal) pasta?
<Lombers> urgh
<CrashDumy> Nah but i wouldn't mind a bowl of it
<Crudmuffin> heh, I'm loling at work
<echelon> So chunky, you can carve it
<Crudmuffin> this is bad

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
Thrill puts hand up ;)
afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #4363 (+3) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #4188 (+1) [ 2007-07-19, 18:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

[18:27] <WedgieOut> an hours drive to go see a girly and fix her internet. i'd better get sex.
[18:27] <sabretooth> Must ... resist.. downloading
[18:28] * sabretooth makes a joke about Wedgie fixing his parents' PC.
[18:28] <Agg> heh
[18:29] <Agg> yeah WedgieOut.. i'd have thought sabz's parents could fix their own pc by now
[18:29] <WedgieOut> haha zing
[18:29] <Bern> lol
[18:29] <sabretooth> haha

Quote #3284 (+2) [ 2006-03-18, 03:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> downloading pr0n at 25mbit
<aftahours> congrats.
<Agg> it must feel like you're wanking in slow motion.

Quote #2060 (+4) [ 2004-06-16, 20:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> I'd love a segway, for that "Look at me I'm an all out nerdy geek and there's not one thing you can do about it" look

Quote #4131 (+8) [ 2007-05-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SgtMjrTank> 41 semi talking people are a lot more fun than 9 non talking people
<wayne> 43?
<Daemo> its 42 isnt it? :P
<Daemo> z isnt actualy a person
<wayne> he is to me
<Z> wayne: <3
<wayne> I love you too Z

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1727 (+1) [ 2004-03-06, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@zRoYz> do you think you can be arested for making your daughter draw you porn lol
<@zRoYz> she draws the best amie type girls
<@zRoYz> guys at school in art take her pics lol

Quote #2435 (+13) [ 2004-12-17, 16:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> rumor at work has it that i kissed someone at the christmas party
<Rage> i swear i didn't!
<knowsfords> Rage: so who was the lucky fellar

Quote #1349 (+3) [ 2003-11-17, 05:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jake> wtf i opened up my bottle of coke and there was a fucken mobile phone in it
<tensop> lol, what did you do with the phone(you can give it to me if you want)
<jake> Nah i chucked it out
<tensop> you sir, are undoubtedly the most fucking retarded person on the planet.. do you even read the labels on the coke bottles?
<jake> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Quote #190 (+9) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #2514 (+14) [ 2005-01-18, 01:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> family guy was $50 for season one and two
<Sancho> nice
<Sancho> i want all the futurama ones...
<predder> same, that's a couple of hundred though
<predder> I have a wish list sitting next to my monitor
<predder> *crosses off dual p3 server*
<predder> car service - $300, car detail - $100, Seat covors for car - $80, clothes - $200, computer case - $250, sub for car - $120, LOTR ROTK boxed thingy - $120, 512mb registered sdram - $100, 74gb raptor - $280, 1gb bh5 - $400, Futurama - $250.
<predder> it's right down the bottom ;)
<Draffa_> girlfriend - priceless

Quote #3508 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #1817 (+5) [ 2004-04-10, 21:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I can think of SO many games that need co-op modes...
<Redback> sex games in particular

Quote #209 (+29) [ 2002-12-24, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** YaleSmoke is now known as Yaleman
<CoRDWoRK> so if yalesmoke is when you having a smoke is yaleman when your having a man?

Quote #1378 (+3) [ 2003-11-25, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

([UN]JeTBoY) i remember hearing a story about someone installing off 5.25" floppies and during the process was asked to insert the next disk etc, and finally rang help desk cause they couldn't fit nemore floppies in the drive

Quote #1778 (+2) [ 2004-03-27, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/staticmaps/q_43.gif <- the non-red dots represent people who believe Texas is spelt Texaz. Note many of them are WITHIN THE STATE.
<Nozz> is that middle-bottom state texas?
<Fod> the big one, yes
<Nozz> That's a worry
<Nozz> oh well
<Nozz> I don't anyone had any doubt that americans were stupid
<Nozz> doubt
<Nozz> Evidendently I've from Texaz too.
<Fod> :)
<Nozz> I'm, fuckit
<Fod> haha, and i was assuming it was deliberate
* Fod makes note to never make that mistake again

Quote #2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64

Quote #3612 (+18) [ 2006-10-23, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> Agg: I only just saw your "ohmly" pun, and fuck you. I groaned.
<Agg> Jessica - pfft, you've got to stay more current than that.
<Jessica> OH GOD
<Agg> watt?
<aftahours> lol
<sabretooth> I'm here, I'm here
<Jessica> I'm vomiting groans all over the place.
<Agg> my work here is done.
<Agg> (potentially)
* thetron gives Agg a medal
<Jessica> Agg: One of my friends has the following to say
<Jessica> "I laughed really hard at the "watt". That was shockingly good."
<Jessica> me: "SHUT UP"
<Agg> hehe
<Jessica> him: "Sorry, I didn't mean to jolt you like that "
<Agg> tell him to stop arcing on about it.
<Jessica> Me too. People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<TheWedgie> bit of a humour brownout there Agg.
<sabretooth> Oh no.
<Jessica> People think I'm so down to earth, then bam. Puns.
<Jessica> ..yeah.
<Agg> yes, i had an alternate, but i decided to be more direct.
<Jessica> you two need to get a fucking room.
<sabretooth> Everyone, LOOK AWAY
<Jessica> "I'll be generating these things for a while"
<TheWedgie> i guess you could really socket to em though.
* Agg averts his gaze
<Jin-Jah> Agg you're a shocker
<sabretooth> The pun-o-meter's going off the scale
<Jessica> "He oughta be charged for that one"
<sabretooth> Ohh, very good. But GROAN.
<Jessica> "I mean, it had a lot of potential"
<TheWedgie> Jessica - still plugging away eh..
<sabretooth> Agg, she's starting to outpun you.
<Turophile> :)
<Agg> hey, i already used potential! you've blown it, buddy!
<sabretooth> The puns are discharging all over the place.
<Jessica> Really?
<Agg> what are you, anode?
* BTC chases the puns all over the place
<BTC> whoop whoop whoop
<sabretooth> Agg, it was induced out of me.
<aftahours> agg can't resist.
<Asteroid> well that sure sent the conversation flat
<Ashley> IRC: Outlet for insanity.
<sabretooth> I nearly diode.
<aftahours> lol
<TheWedgie> hahahaha
<Agg> it's ok, i've nearly discharged my capacity.
<Asteroid> ooh, resistance
<Turophile> IRC: Outlet of my insanity, inlet of others.
* aftahours steals agg's pot
<sabretooth> Hey I used discharge!
<Jin-Jah> nice triode at a final attempt there
<sabretooth> I'll have to pop a cap in yo ass.
<Asteroid> ooh subtly afta :)
<Agg> i blame Jessica. she LED us all astray.
<V8R[hm]> heh
<Jessica> alrighty
<Bern> YOU lot are revolting
<Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us!
<sabretooth> Clearly, she could have short circuited the whole thing and passed this whole mess
<thetron> Bern: Sorry mr sexy pants
<aftahours> <Asteroid> just cause Agg'solder than us! <-- lmao
<sabretooth> Bern: thetron wasn't energised by your pun, clearly.
<TheWedgie> you two sure are generating a lot of puns...
<Agg> we're all a bit excited.
<V8R[hm]> man, you guys are on fire.. my side hertz from the lol
* Shaun rocks out to AC/DC
<Shadey> lol
<Bern> sabretooth: his reply has left me flat
<Asteroid> i used that one
<BradR|Lap> heh
* V8R[hm] gives Bern a wave
* thetron wonders where the world is i386 camera 1 is now
<Agg> and i don't mean to be negative.. but i've got to go to the bank and repay what cathode.
* Asteroid sines out
* Agg bows out
* sabretooth sines a few autographs.
<Asteroid> stop being such squares
<Agg> don't be so inverse.
<BradR|Lap> heh
<V8R[hm]> this is looking terminal
<Cypher`> how far away is the bank as the CRO flys?
<V8R[hm]> lol
<Asteroid> i could cut the tension in here with a sawtooth
<Jin-Jah> hahaha
<BTC> The name is Baud......, James Baud...
<sabretooth> Agg, I don't like your conduct.
<V8R[hm]> try Asteroid, much HT in here
<BradR|Lap> some people are showing really odd sines in here
<BradR|Lap> im worried
<Agg> sabretooth - i'm not here to shroud you from interference.
<BradR|Lap> resistance is futile!
* Asteroid equips RF sheilding
<sabretooth> Agg, but I'll only be here faraday.
* Asteroid transforms
<BTC> Disinformation is not as good as datinformation
<Agg> sabretooth - put it away, fermi.
<Shadey> HAHA
<V8R[hm]> all your base, Asteroid...
<Asteroid> what you say?
<sabretooth> I'm feeling pretty polarised by the whole thing.
* Asteroid PICs up his socks
* Bern calls the coppers
<kelwyn> quit while youre still ahead, sunshine
<sabretooth> Bern: maybe they can amp it up a bit
<Turophile> I'll awp you.
<Bern> I'm sure they can trace the source of the breakout sabretooth
<sabretooth> Damn, I think I'm punned out.
<Shadey> haha
<TheWedgie> suffered a pun blackout sabretooth?
<falkor> sabretooth, i find that impossible to believe
<kelwyn> sabretooth, i told you to quit while you were ahead
<sabretooth> The whole thing's been rather electrifying.
<Bern> if you meditate you can recharge your pun bank
<Turophile> Asteroid: Difuse?
<Turophile> Asteroid: I'll Hue/Saturate you in a minute =
<Bern> follow after me... Ohmmmm, Ohmmm
<sabretooth> I'm quite fluxed.
<Bern> Solder on sabretooth, solder on
<sabretooth> That was used :p
<sabretooth> You shouldn't oscillate around the same words.
<kelwyn> sabretooth stop
<sabretooth> The way you flyback to the same old words just doesn't work!
<kelwyn> you;re getting painful to watch
<sabretooth> Gah!
<sabretooth> But the frequency of the puns is increasing!
<kelwyn> sabz, dont be that guy.
<sabretooth> hEMF. Okay, I'll stop.
* kelwyn stabs sabre

Quote #2145 (+4) [ 2004-07-14, 14:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> !seen Jessica
<Fragwizard> BenZor: no more !seen or !image or !google anymore...
<Fragwizard> coz Z is here now
<BenZor> Oh, Human intereaction then
<BenZor> Hey, has anyone seen Jess?

Quote #1415 (+7) [ 2003-12-05, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Akumas> Agg, aren't you the almighty owner of OCAU?
<Agg> coroner - because they are profoundly uncomfortable for long distances :)
<Hunter> agg would that be like riding a mountain bike for a couple of days
<Agg> Akumas - no, that's a guy called thetron.. i just work here
* Banzai is now known as Banzai[CS]
<Akumas> Oh, sorry.. 'work' are you employed by ocau?
* BBQ_69 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by retards trying to toast buns.)
<coroner> hopefully they have improved i plan to ride to phillip island in 2 yrs
<Moose> What bike is comfortable for long distances?
<Hunter> a trike
<Agg> kinda. it's part of my parole agreement. counts as community service.
<Akumas> I see I see..
* definate has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Akumas> Hope I'm not being too nosey

Quote #9 (+15) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage-sifnt> ffs, i have a WHOLE cow stuck in my braces
<othy> Rage-sifnt, i can think of worse places to have a whole cow stuck
<knowsfords> othy: in a barn?

Quote #3402 (+16) [ 2006-06-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> Honda is to "isn't it nice of things that just work" , As to Jensen button "My cars on fire"
<TheWedgie> thetron, you are to english what Ivan Milat was to backpacking.

Quote #1511 (+7) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #482 (+5) [ 2003-04-20, 20:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> women suck
<VooDoo> only the good ones Junkz
<VooDoo> ok.. some of the bad ones too

Quote #189 (+17) [ 2002-12-21, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** LoneWolf_ changed topic to '<Cav> completed :) * Cav opens it <Cav> MAN PORN! <Cav> fuck you both, im watchign it'

Quote #3630 (+3) [ 2006-11-17, 23:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> Kingy, I'll put our 60incher in the shitter, you can bet you'll be bitching it's too big :P