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Quote #835 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #3566 (+5) [ 2006-09-26, 10:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* V8R[hm] ircs from telstra hotspot
* V8R[hm] has quit (Ping timeout)

Quote #1511 (+8) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #417 (+6) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #1750 (+6) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #2466 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <acebed> have a gf but she is the no sex before marriage type <-- they still make those?
<Alyra> so they rock even better!
<biatch> They're $999 without mounts here!

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?

Quote #612 (+6) [ 2003-06-01, 19:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> I'm taking it as a learning experience.
<Baker> At least no-one was really hurt, apart from my keck
<Baker> err.
<Baker> neck even.
<Folken`> poor keck :(
<ed> You should get your keck looked at.

Quote #4252 (+3) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #106 (+1) [ 2002-11-20, 06:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> i use my TV out on my ti500
<rainwulf> takes the jaggies out of lesbian pr0n

Quote #2432 (+2) [ 2004-12-16, 11:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nza> what were you doing in the us?
<Pengo1> working
<Pengo1> and traveling
<Rainwulf> picking up skans
<Rainwulf> skanks
<Pengo1> i won't lie and say i didn't enjoy myself
<Pengo1> i'm no player but having the aussie accent helped my pathetic chances
<Pengo1> :P
<Hyper[a]la> lol
<Pengo1> "Oh you sound just like Hugh Jackman and that crocodile man!"
<Rainwulf> hahaha
<Rainwulf> american chicks are suckers
<Rainwulf> apparently
<Pengo1> in more ways than one

Quote #225 (+4) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #2741 (+7) [ 2005-05-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> OMFG
<Agg> i just went to type my postal address into an email and started with http:// ..
<Agg> kill me now

Quote #2037 (+1) [ 2004-06-06, 20:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> I wonder what scotch and green cordial tastes like
<@Fod> only one way to find out
<DDsD_> Well there are two ways
<DDsD_> a) Ask someone stupid enough to try it
<DDsD_> b) be said stupid person
<Rik> c) dcc rik the drink

Quote #2052 (+3) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #2271 (+1) [ 2004-09-02, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> futon is french for "fuck me, this thing is uncomfortable"

Quote #4124 (+2) [ 2007-05-21, 16:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Wuz) i flashed my mp3 player the other day
(@RPM) did it laugh at how small your willy was?
(Megasaxon) lol
(Wuz) it took me a moment to get that

Quote #1540 (+2) [ 2004-01-20, 19:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> the only reason the indians can speak good english
<FatMan> is that they're all trained by telstra
<PooJou> LOL
<FatMan> as customer support
<zen> lmao!
* PooJou dies

Quote #756 (+9) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #1732 (+11) [ 2004-03-09, 10:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> nothing is easy in linux
<Ross> heh
<Ross> Some things are un-necessarily hard
<Ross> like lm_sensors
<knowsfords> or scratching the centre of your back

Quote #2552 (+8) [ 2005-01-31, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JesterX> hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick fat guy
<JesterX> SPOT THE OCAUER

Quote #3032 (+7) [ 2005-10-18, 01:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> i feel this conversation is making me dumber

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #2601 (+6) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #451 (+10) [ 2003-04-07, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks|EnB> <Junkz> I cant fucking win!!! <--- welcome to Saddam's Life

Quote #4104 (+8) [ 2007-05-01, 21:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jazarus> Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. (0.09 seconds)
<Disko> Results 1 - 50 of about 17,400,000 for why are you spamming the channel?. (0.19 seconds)
<Danamania> Results 1 - 10 of about 65,200 for rubber tubing chicken goat porn. (0.10 seconds)

Quote #641 (+20) [ 2003-06-09, 02:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darmok> years ago, I had an old pc lock up on me..
<Darmok> a 386 or something
<Darmok> I was about to hit ctrl-alt-del
<Darmok> when at the dos prompt.. letters started appearing
<Darmok> h
<Darmok> e
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> o
* Darkness sets mode: +b *!*@c16705.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
* Darmok was kicked by Darkness (Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! - (Temp Ban/Ignored for 1 Hour :: Kick 195)
<Foos> ahaha
<Lombers> heh
<Rage> heh
<MadHatter> lol
<Foos> he will be impressed.
<Darkness> Oh, was he explaining something?

Quote #1948 (+13) [ 2004-05-10, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Does anyone else get messages on IRC saying "spit or swallow?" ?!
<Mred32> lol. no
<ace234> id hope i dont
<biatch> I get a couple a day.
<Mred32> Whats the answer?

Quote #1458 (+2) [ 2003-12-27, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder> well figure out which courses i'm meant to enrol in next semester biatch..
<biatch> sure!
<predder> just a course code will do fine
<biatch> How to NOT cheat on your girlfriend 1.1
<biatch> Being a nice guy.... for UTTER MORONS
<biatch> eheheheheheheheheheh
<biatch> sorry :)
* biatch sits back down.
<@Agg> you need How To Get A Girlfriend 1.0 first
<biatch> perhaps you can lend him your copy, Agg
* predder just enrols in "how to kill yourself with a shotgun 1.1"
<@Agg> sure.. mine's barely used

Quote #9 (+15) [ 2002-10-21, 06:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage-sifnt> ffs, i have a WHOLE cow stuck in my braces
<othy> Rage-sifnt, i can think of worse places to have a whole cow stuck
<knowsfords> othy: in a barn?

Quote #182 (+4) [ 2002-12-20, 12:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Groomy> lol
<Groomy> jackass :P
<Yaleman> bah
<Yaleman> fuck you too
<Groomy> nah, cav is here
<Groomy> dont wana upset him
<Yaleman> yeah, fuck him then
<Groomy> ewww no
<Groomy> hehe
<Cav> morning all
* Groomy runs away screaming "NOT AGAIN CAV, ONCE WAS ENUFF!!!"
<Groomy> i mean err... hey

Quote #4155 (+1) [ 2007-06-08, 21:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @VooDoo notices TheWedgie looks kinda lonely
* @VooDoo asks if TheWedgie wants to a have a good time
* @VooDoo reaches in his wallet and tosses TheWedgie a @
* VooDoo sets mode: +o TheWedgie
<@TheWedgie> o_O
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> so an @ is op-speak for a condom?
* enigma hides
<Gamma> lol
* @TheWedgie flicks a used @ at enigma
<enigma> ewww
<Mibba> lol
<enigma> Flush your junk please wedgie
* Gamma watches it slide down the wall, with lots of +'s dribbling out of it

Quote #2541 (+6) [ 2005-01-27, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> What's a new magna worth?
<Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy.
<FreeFrag> Shouldn't you be asleep narcolepsy?
<Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality?
<FreeFrag> <Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy. <Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality? <--Heh :)

Quote #804 (+7) [ 2003-07-19, 16:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nEoLIthIc> oi ppl, my friend is in between me and another guy right
<nEoLIthIc> would i be able to see the other guy too?

Quote #4271 (+2) [ 2008-02-15, 04:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<hpengy> i'm a moth
<hpengy> i mean
<hpengy> I'm off
<captin nod> you like to bang into light bulbs?
<hpengy> you should see my apartment
<hpengy> it's got a low-hanging light
<hpengy> i hit it all the time

Quote #567 (+4) [ 2003-05-17, 17:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Chat room with a dead guy??
<Daemon> yeah, they were playing "natural selection"
<Daemon> it's a great game for gene clensing :P

Quote #2405 (+20) [ 2004-12-01, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> Kirsten has been listening to Britney Spear's greatest hits non stop for the last three days
<Skitzo> Uhh
<Skitzo> Britney Spear's greatest hits?
<Skitzo> Is it a blank CD?

Quote #3174 (+5) [ 2006-01-06, 20:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<noisypoppy> besides, I don't have an addictive personality
<noisypoppy> brb
<noisypoppy> cigarette

Quote #1838 (+2) [ 2004-04-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LoneWolf_> doesn't insurance give you a car till yours is fixed / written off?
<yaleman> that's only if your car breaks down over 100km from your house
<yaleman> not if you smash it into some other carns

Quote #2429 (+6) [ 2004-12-14, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fragwizard> I dig HL2:DM
<Fragwizard> i just played a bit
<Fragwizard> 10 seconds into me joining
<Fragwizard> i got hit square in the head
<Fragwizard> with a toilet
<Fragwizard> LOL

Quote #2333 (+2) [ 2004-10-15, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> GFORCE - take the hint, i don't respond to "sup agg"
<predder> Agg - do you respond to iceland women --> http://this.is/criple/Myndir%20022.jpg :D
<Agg> predder - she's orrite :)
<Agg> if this slowly-loading picture turns out to have a penis attached to the bottom third of it, i'm going to be very upset.
<predder> damn, didnt realise how big that image was
<eDust> it's safe Agg
<predder> heh, you'll be pleasantly suprised
<Agg> mmm, she's just how i like my women. out of focus and with lots of CCD noise.

Quote #1774 (+1) [ 2004-03-26, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> eww
<Peeka> omg
<Peeka> fuckin brother
<Legoman> hahaha
<Peeka> took a picture of his cock lastnight and i just found it in my phone

Quote #3038 (+6) [ 2005-10-21, 22:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<modafroman> pffft
<modafroman> not enough dragons
<Ze> modafroman : how old are you?
<modafroman> almost 15
<Ze> modafroman : ahh i was right , i figured you for a 14 year old twit :P
<modafroman> wtf?!
<ABS|85> lol
<Erve> lol capped

Quote #2494 (+7) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #1009 (+16) [ 2003-09-07, 22:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowfords> anyone know of one of those puzzle sites that "workout" your brain
<@Frag|Shwr> www.microsoft.com
<@Frag|Shwr> Navigate through it.

Quote #1720 (+11) [ 2004-03-04, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<magey> This is never more evident than in wedding pictures. There's always the glimmering, breathtakingly beautiful bride, arms linked to some tuxedoed chimp who looks more like he should be on a corner somewhere banging symbols together for change. This is actually why the wedding veil was first invented. We needed a way to hide how much more attractive the bride was and paper bags were too blatant.
<nwatts> rofl
<nwatts> hahaha
<nwatts> that is fucking gold
<FatMan> ROFL!
<magey> The closest thing guys have to wonderbras are those novelty t-shirts with the muscles drawn on them.

Quote #1524 (+7) [ 2004-01-15, 16:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Azazel3000 has joined #overclockers
<Azazel3000> HEllo, I need help, please send private
<Agg> my privates are private, Private.
<Vassili> lol
<enigma> ... i'm not sending my privates to anyone

Quote #2776 (+36) [ 2005-05-20, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Movie> My old nickname used to be Dark Assassin.
<Narc|Movie> One time playing a game on a BBS (before teh intarweb) it had a language filter, and my nick ended up being Dark Buttbuttin.
<Narc|Movie> That sucked.
<Fragwizard> lol

Quote #1283 (+5) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #3114 (+6) [ 2005-11-28, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Turophile> Stage 1 Gentoo...
<Turophile> P133
<Turophile> 2 weeks
<Turophile> I can now run bash without lag
* gr3m laughs
<gr3m> 2 weeks for that
<Turophile> It wasn't my electricity.
<Turophile> I took it to school...
<Turophile> plugged it into a UPS
* gr3m makes fapping noises