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Quote #3064 (+7) [ 2005-11-02, 17:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> so I got a chicken breast and smeared honey on it then wrapped it in bacon and put it in the oven... holy crap it turned out awesome
<brembo`> last time i tried to wrap a breast in bacon i got slapped :\

Quote #1937 (+7) [ 2004-05-08, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ewok> internet explorer 2.0 sucks donkey balls, big sweaty donkey's balls
<Arach> 1996 called. It wants it's sass back
<Ewok> rofl
<wild> lol

Quote #922 (+2) [ 2003-08-18, 17:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aCeNospell> i had better my skill
<echelon> you had better your typing :P
<aCeNospell> i that too,

Quote #826 (+15) [ 2003-07-29, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> Nice to see everyone complaining when I am in the chanell .......
<Fodder> drillsgt sucks.
<DrillSGT> thanks Fodder :P
<Lurks> Fodder swallows
<Fodder> anytime
<Fodder> damnit

Quote #1326 (+4) [ 2003-11-14, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> how sad am i.. i had to install an old email package to dig up an email to find out my sister's phone number so i could ring her.. to ask a question on behalf of one of my online mates.. bah, kill me now

Quote #1757 (+14) [ 2004-03-22, 14:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> hmm this packet of apricot logs has a use by date of Feb 05, 4047 ?
<knowsfords> man they really mean it when they say foil seals in the freshness

Quote #2381 (+2) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #1418 (+2) [ 2003-12-05, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Pen|brb> wtf!
<Pen|brb> 2 pac is dead!
<Pen|brb> wtf
<port80> hahaah
<Pen|brb> :(

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1847 (+3) [ 2004-04-17, 03:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ_[LAN] counts...
<DJ_[LAN]> 1
<DJ_[LAN]> 2
<DJ_[LAN]> wicked all my eyebrows
<@NozzLAN> fantastical

Quote #1683 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop-): if i was to become dictator/prime minister of australia... the first thing i would do is ban polyphonic and melody ring tones.

Quote #1245 (+3) [ 2003-10-29, 21:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NaLaR> the day you can jack off to a world leader is the day i join politics
<NaLaR> by that i mean a straight man
<xanex> you want to jack off to a straight man?

Quote #284 (+3) [ 2003-01-26, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe> 30 seconds? I last longer when having sex.
<Lurks> \Roscoe: what you only last 31 seconds?
<\Roscoe> 34 thank you very much.

Quote #3223 (+11) [ 2006-01-25, 01:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enso> does anyone know how to refer to a pixel?
<Pythy> "Mr. Pixel"?

Quote #510 (+52) [ 2003-04-27, 18:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> [18:07] <FLoRa> Gfs arent that great
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> lol
<FLoRa> [18:07] <GregZ0r> how would i know
<FLoRa> [18:08] <GregZ0r> come to think about it flora, how would you know :P
<FLoRa> :P
<bundy> gf are overrated
<bundy> *gf's
<FLoRa> You have a gf!
<bundy> yeah, i'd rather a radeon
<bundy> Video: Plug and Play on nVidia GeForce3 Ti 200 (1024x768x16bpp 85Hz)
<bundy> piece of shit thing
<FLoRa> You idiot....Im talking about girlfriends

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #17 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolpsy touches Kittie...
* Kittie touches herself
* bh watches
<Kittie> hahaha
* Lurks gets the digitial camera
* dakiller pulles out video camera

Quote #2421 (+5) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #472 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> Cham: Wanking over pr0n isn't shagging, sorry dude. You're still a virgin :P
<Rage> Manaz - a married virgin
<Rage> :)
<FreeFrag> god damnit guys, i'm wearing smokeyou out tonight!
<Manaz> use some lube then...

Quote #72 (+8) [ 2002-11-13, 05:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jamesob> http://www.au.store.yahoo.com/davidandkarma/midjetblacca.html <- Anyone got one of them and know if the legs are detatchable?
<PooJou> jamesob: had a girl like taht back where i used to live, its annoying for a while, till she tells you exactly what you want to hear
* PooJou wins
<jamesob> PooJou: what was hat exactley :D
<Rage> poojou, err, her legs were detachable??

Quote #1813 (+1) [ 2004-04-08, 14:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sailorfitz> start a Pet Rock Company.....u can have a net lose got 3 years in a row to be a legit business...even if u NEVER sell 1 rock.....then rightoff your new P4 and Broadband as a direct business expense ;)

Quote #2563 (+2) [ 2005-02-04, 09:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> nko
<i386> I got my mac working yesterday
<nko> uber
<nko> is it pure sex in a box?
<nko> or is it average sex in a box
<nko> or not even sex, maybe something plain, like a handjob in a box
<nko> which, while still enjoyable, is not nearly as pleasurable as even average sex in a box

Quote #160 (+6) [ 2002-12-13, 03:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sticks> FUCK them - they want equality, then they can have the same rights as EVERYONE
<Sticks> forget I said that
<Sticks> wrong channel for that talk
*** Sticks was kicked by Z ((Sticks) Twit)

Quote #865 (+4) [ 2003-08-09, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Largo> i piss in your tea
<FreeFrag> I shove the tea up your ass :p
<\Roscoe\> Kinky.
<\Roscoe\> Keep going.. I'm getting close.

Quote #904 (+5) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #2295 (+12) [ 2004-09-21, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mred32> The other night, I pulled up to a stop sign and waited for it to turn green...sitting there...waiting..waiting, for about a minute before I realised that this stop sign was not going to turn green.
<Mred32> Silly me.

Quote #896 (+7) [ 2003-08-13, 20:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<Crudmuffin> just stubbed my little to
<Crudmuffin> toe
<Crudmuffin> fucking hurts like a bitch
<WhiteyFord> you've probably broken it brother
<Crudmuffin> don't say that :/
*** You were kicked by Crudmuffin (shut up, don't make me feel worse! :/)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel
<Nozz> Crudmuffin, you shouldn't be kicking anything with that toe of yours buddy :-)

Quote #2532 (+4) [ 2005-01-24, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> The funny thing is, out of the ~10 computers in the joint, they only take the laptop with the DVD burner and the fileserver.
<FreeFrag> And they took another computer off the top of the fileserver to get to it.
<FreeFrag> They are now doing a MS Backup to a 120Gb USB2 External Drive, and a XCopy of the server data drive to a Netcomm NAS that is hidden somewhere in the building.
<D_Web> where is it?
<FreeFrag> We dont know.
<D_Web> last time I went, I only had time to take a laptop and file server

Quote #955 (+1) [ 2003-08-27, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> bundy
<FLoRa> smells
<FLoRa> like
<FLoRa> poo
<FLoRa> !
<bundy> i did about 5 minutes ago when i farted
<Joel`28k> rofl

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #199 (+10) [ 2002-12-24, 12:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> you're not omnicient, just godlike :D
<stroggos2k> I think you're pretty damm close to allmighty
<Agg> okey dokey.. getting a little stalkerish now..

Quote #665 (+7) [ 2003-06-12, 15:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thumblister> yes i really wanted to be at PC4 but I really had to be somehwere else
<LiquidBlues> Thumblister: How are those breast implants taking then?

Quote #30 (+12) [ 2002-10-27, 08:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sendai> whats this channel about :p
<Agg> titties and beer

Quote #3005 (+12) [ 2005-09-26, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> there was just a story on the news that some crazy amount of kids in western sydney are living below the poverty line and it's growing at some alarming rate...
<eDust> is that the "fat epedimic" spreading rampantly again?
<eDust> keep your children at home, they'll catch obesity if you let them go to school
<Erve> lol
<wild> ROFL
<Strange1> I cause Beastiality at school once :(
<wild> caused? lol
<Strange1> um.. eek
<wild> haahaha

Quote #1711 (+7) [ 2004-03-01, 21:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt^R> Flatrate Pizza's for $69.95/month*
<@Matt^R> *Greedy People will be subject to prioritization after 3pizzas/day, slowing to 1pizza per day.
<@Matt^R> After 20 pizzas , speeds drop to about 1/2 pizza/day. Underlying Cooking machine load may affect the outcomes of this service.
<@Matt^R> Pizza from Peers-to-Peers, are free, and do not count to your Pizza Total.

Quote #1268 (+7) [ 2003-11-03, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> yeah, he had 3 drunk girls naked in his room
<Lombers> and I have the logs to prove it :P
<Sciby> Fuck the logs, I want photos.

Quote #1330 (+3) [ 2003-11-14, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Good luck trying to fit a girl and a wedding dress in am mx5 :)
<biatch> I barely fit!
<biatch> sab has plenty of room though :)
<gords> my sis is petite =)
<Fod> so is sab

Quote #2448 (+6) [ 2004-12-24, 13:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zuus> i was just owned by bleach
<zuus> fucking bleach.
<yaleman> lol
<Narcolepsy> How'd you do that?
<yaleman> bleaching your pubes again zuus?
<Syxx`> lol pics :P

Quote #810 (+3) [ 2003-07-22, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ElCrunch> wtf doesnt agg sell a bike and buy a ballsy server?
<DrAlpina> cause he keeps smashing them ElCrunch
<ElCrunch> oh deer

Quote #2029 (+11) [ 2004-06-05, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> "shepparton has tractors, so it's one up on the amish"

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #271 (+2) [ 2003-01-18, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Clay> hod is tomorrows weather?
<Clay> hod =hoe
<Clay> hoe = hoq
<Clay> hoq = how
<comet_11> rofl
<K|dDO> fuck you suck maen!

Quote #411 (+1) [ 2003-03-20, 17:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> You know the world is insane when...
<CapnChron> the best rapper is a white guy,
<CapnChron> the best golfer is a black guy,
<CapnChron> the best soldiers are Jewish,
<CapnChron> and Germany doesn't want to go to war!

Quote #1182 (+3) [ 2003-10-20, 23:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(tensop): im going to start a channel called #anti-agg plase join!!!
(Agg): GREAT IDEA I HATE TGAT GUY!!!11
(tensop): YEAH ME TOO ROFLZ!@
(Agg): l0lz!!

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #1159 (+1) [ 2003-10-18, 08:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chemix) i'd join one of those alien religions, then when their not looking, i'd steal the aliens computer.
(Chemix) if that alien can use his computer for calculating space travel, could you imagine the fps you'd get in quake3

Quote #2630 (+3) [ 2005-03-18, 11:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ bkuebler]: wait.
[ bkuebler]: allow me to check my facts.
[ bkuebler]: I am an idiot...
[ rjbs]: You needed to *check* that?

Quote #1282 (+3) [ 2003-11-06, 03:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bounce`> what is the actuall cd command for , cause I am thinking that would be just for a cd or does that cover even the HD's?

Quote #1836 (+7) [ 2004-04-14, 23:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'new servers onsite @ comindico, waiting for ausgamers to commission, no we don't know when'
<Z> agg: when do we get new servers
<Agg> shaddup nick :)
<Nick> :D

Quote #4358 (+3) [ 2008-08-01, 14:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Elmo> yay..crashed in the same spot again
<Elmo> fuck you e-tax..fuck you
<enigma> stop trying to enter ";DROP TABLE TAX;" as your income then :P