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Quote #1551 (+5) [ 2004-01-24, 10:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

(sbobz) a mate of mine used to be 'the phantom shitter' at my school... we had those tv's that are suspended by an arm attached to roof etc... you'd get into class and there'd be a fresh man-turd up there, or in the teachers drawer, or in the middle of the floor, or in the staff room, etc..
(sbobz) was quite good at it
(Largo) phantom shitter rofl
(Hibba) lol
(sbobz) he'd crap in highly unlikely places
(sbobz) and never got busted

Quote #600 (+6) [ 2003-05-27, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<cRyStAl> does mirc have tafe courses to become an op??????

Quote #1659 (+1) [ 2004-02-19, 16:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SuperTed> when i sing i get high
<SuperTed> :D
<Fall> my god
<aenima> when i get high, i sing

Quote #916 (+9) [ 2003-08-16, 19:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Crudmuffin> I find mysql to be very... 'simple'
<Frag|Shwr> What about Access?
<Frag|Shwr> in terms of databasage.
<Frag|Shwr> What is easy to learn?
<knowsfords> the alphabet?
* knowsfords was kicked by Z ((FreeFrag) I'm still learning, I'm up to K for Kick :))

Quote #980 (0) [ 2003-08-31, 22:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Rik): stupid stomach
(Rik): I need to poop
(Rik): but... nothing...
(D_Web): damn you
(D_Web): I was just about to get more icecream

Quote #2933 (-4) [ 2005-08-13, 02:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kitt3n> lets cyber hello`jpg
<kitt3n> i bet you're hot
<hello`jpg> man
<hello`jpg> you got that rite
<kitt3n> :D:D
<kitt3n> ok u go first
<hello`jpg> I do things you cant beleave
<hello`jpg> ok ok
<BenZ|Lapto> like spell incorrectly?

Quote #2677 (+4) [ 2005-04-11, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Temjin> ffs, so many pm's to reply too...
<Kaos`> I dont have any pms :'(
<Falkor> i'd hope not, your male right?

Quote #1845 (+5) [ 2004-04-16, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> mazzanet: i just dont tolerate bullshit from cocksmokers
<chubba> i.e. yourself

Quote #3125 (0) [ 2005-12-09, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<zenx> i've been on the phone since 8pm
<zenx> my goodness..
<zenx> 6hrs and 45min
<Lo_Pan> why
<SirPNut> Lo_Pan: zenx has a LDR with his boyfriend
<Lo_Pan> lel
<zenx> LDR?
<SirPNut> and even though zenx lacks stamina, his boyfriend doesnt
<Cyclops> ew
<zenx> FYI it's a chick
<Lo_Pan> called bruce

Quote #867 (+1) [ 2003-08-10, 18:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yay, ive got a keyboard visualisation that doesnt make me type like a retard
<WhiteyFord> life is good
<Rik> yay, I type like a retard and I don't have keyboard visualisations

Quote #2226 (+4) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #1119 (-3) [ 2003-10-12, 23:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sabretooth> FreeFrag: And a big fuck you to you.
<sabretooth> (for a totally different reason to this conversation)
<sabretooth> Hmm, FreeFrag's awfully quiet suddenly.
<FreeFrag> sabretooth, yes, my evil plan has been foiled once again! You seem so good at doing that. But my next plan is unfoilable! I will infect you with.....HUMOUR!!

Quote #3594 (+4) [ 2006-10-13, 00:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<pcweirdo> benz and bolex, sitting in a tree, C-T-C-P-I-N-G. first comes ping, then checking version, then comes a baby in the baby carriage...

Quote #1859 (+14) [ 2004-04-19, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> i wish i had a presscott cpu, my oven is stuffed :(

Quote #367 (+5) [ 2003-03-02, 20:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> OMG. I'm about to record ABBA off vinyl!!!!!

Quote #747 (+8) [ 2003-07-08, 00:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@NOFATCHIX> this nick is the best
<@NOFATCHIX> not 1 chic msgs me

Quote #4187 (-2) [ 2007-07-18, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Meowrr|out> hmm curls or straight
<V8R> shaved
<V8R> curls get caught in your teeth
<Meowrr|out> not there silly
<V8R> ;)

Quote #2699 (+8) [ 2005-04-21, 00:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<the_squid> this channel isnt as entertaining as ugbox makes it out to be

Quote #3297 (+7) [ 2006-03-28, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Riksta ] so I can't get out of that fucked up $90 adam wanna charge me???
[ @Frag_Lord ] neg
[ @DarkNation ] hahaha
[ @DarkNation ] owned twice
[ @Frag_Lord ] u have to pay ;)
[ @DarkNation ] WELCOME TO ADAM INTERNT
[ @Riksta ] that's crap that adam wanna charge me $90 to disconnect
[ @Juzzy ] INTERNT
[ @Juzzy ] lol
[ @DarkNation ] Juzzy, its not all internet
[ @DarkNation ] because you are only connected half the time
[ @Juzzy ] INTRNT
[ @DarkNation ] it should be WELCOME TO ADAM INTER [ Read error: No route to host ]

Quote #1903 (+6) [ 2004-04-30, 22:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yaleman> something sucks more wang than me?

Quote #4224 (-6) [ 2007-10-10, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> brodsta today tonight said it was different type of cows
<outy> they even showed a graph and a map!
<outy> a fucking map dude
<outy> A MAP!
<brodsta> Holy shit
<brodsta> I can't compete with that
<outy> how can you not trust someone who has a map

Quote #4059 (+9) [ 2007-03-17, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Would it be weird of me to blowdry and straighten my hair at work?
<Ze> yes
<iro> I'd say yes.
<Ze> I'd say fuck yes
<dembowns> which hair?

Quote #440 (+3) [ 2003-04-02, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Nozz votes sex
<Nozz> sex tends to cure all my problems
<shift> sex tends to cause all my problems.

Quote #3002 (+5) [ 2005-09-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Jeats> VB is like doing a fat chick, it satisfies a need, but you never feel good for doing it

Quote #4356 (+4) [ 2008-07-29, 17:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WedgieWork> if need be - im sure one of us can transfer onto a WU or similar card for you, Sciby
<WedgieWork> as i said before - i thought western union was ok, it was just cause theres dodgy niggerians using it
<WedgieWork> well that was an unfortunate typo.

Quote #1189 (-1) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #3357 (+9) [ 2006-05-06, 19:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Shaun> I do believe my pizza is on fire.

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #4238 (+5) [ 2007-10-31, 19:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <dopefish_> Agg: are you a fan of SSL certificates <-- sure, i've got all their albums

Quote #919 (0) [ 2003-08-16, 23:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<leesa> oOo
<leesa> I love getting PMS

Quote #3152 (+4) [ 2005-12-20, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Topic is 'Zyrorl gets fired at DART(2-3years ago): Reason? Tells a customer "I'll get right on that - as soon as I've finished my pizza"'

Quote #1181 (+2) [ 2003-10-20, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Baker> Now I've rubbed VIA up the wrong way too it seems, I've taken bloody ages (6ish months) on a mod I was doing for them.. not good :/
<Baker> Its so hard to get X-Box parts though!
<DDsD|dinnr> Tell them DDsD vouches for Baker
<DDsD|dinnr> they know me ;)
<DDsD|dinnr> I love them long time!

Quote #4263 (+1) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #1911 (-4) [ 2004-05-03, 01:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eclipse> if i ever have a daughter i am totally putting high quality hidden cameras in her room

Quote #1077 (-1) [ 2003-10-05, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rik drowns in the flood
* wild does CPR on Rik
<Falkor> bit like that hey Rik
<Falkor> i'm lucky i live on the big hill
<Falkor> so everything rolls down
<Falkor> but damn the pools looking a bit full after yesterday and today.
<Rik> big hills wont stop irc text floods
<Rik> :p
<Falkor> lol
<Falkor> you and brembo are just alike
<wild> yeah, I thought he was talking about the flood of text, then you start going on about a hill and a pool :)
<Falkor> you whinge about everything. :P
<Rik> shuttup
<Falkor> your like women
<Falkor> whinge whinge whinge
<wild> whinge about floods, whinge about bold...
<Falkor> 'oh no, its windy'
<Falkor> 'oh no, bold'
<Rik> I dont like your tone
<Falkor> 'oh no, spam'
<Falkor> 'oh no, someone posted'
<Falkor> PP
<Falkor> :P
<wild> lol
<Rik> that's it, where's my handbag, I'm going shopping.
<wild> lmao
<Falkor> lol

Quote #22 (+1) [ 2002-10-25, 07:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

Quote #3005 (+12) [ 2005-09-26, 17:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Freaek> there was just a story on the news that some crazy amount of kids in western sydney are living below the poverty line and it's growing at some alarming rate...
<eDust> is that the "fat epedimic" spreading rampantly again?
<eDust> keep your children at home, they'll catch obesity if you let them go to school
<Erve> lol
<wild> ROFL
<Strange1> I cause Beastiality at school once :(
<wild> caused? lol
<Strange1> um.. eek
<wild> haahaha

Quote #870 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sponge> we climbed on those big boats parked outside t42
<Sponge> some cunt was sleeping on there and opened the door and told us to get the fuck off his boat

Quote #2559 (-1) [ 2005-02-02, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester[X]> someone should slashdot slashdot

Quote #680 (+47) [ 2003-06-18, 02:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TA3K WUT U WRAIT IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TAH MAN3R A 12-YAR-OLD AOLAR WUD WREIT IT1!1111111!!1!1!!11 LOL WTF LOL TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLA3TD AND THAN CLIK DA BU2N
<@Agg> 11!!1!!!1! OMG WTF OMG WTF
<FenrisOlf> 128 bit encryption my ass, this is the shit.

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #1251 (+1) [ 2003-10-30, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> my ass in uncrackable
<Rik> actually
<Rik> wait a minute
<Rik> there's plenty of crack there

Quote #1990 (+1) [ 2004-05-22, 14:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers[A]> firefox is good, but it becomes annoying when it can't render all pages properly
<Lombers[A]> and yes, I know it's in development
<aftahours> yeh i know Lombers[A]
<aftahours> like asus pages
<Lombers[A]> or pioneeraus
<neolithic> whirlpool forums
<aftahours> yeh
<TheWedgie> or windowsupdate... LOL
<Lombers[A]> rofl

Quote #2441 (+10) [ 2004-12-19, 22:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I should start reading more
<D_Web> there was a book around here that I wanted to read, but I can't find it now
<brembo`> "101 ways to improve your memory"

Quote #4115 (0) [ 2007-05-09, 18:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> what's the vista equivalent of su?
<Freaek> su...cker

Quote #41 (+5) [ 2002-10-28, 07:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rudeboi> hrmm... i never realized how much i've been in here till now (reading sticks #Overclockers Stats)
<Cav> Rudeboi the irc junky :)
<Cav> although i think i earnt numerous irc-dick points for coming in here immediately after i locked myself out of my own house :)

Quote #3626 (+8) [ 2006-11-10, 17:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* afta|z was kicked by afta|z (afta|z)
* afta|z has joined #overclockers
<afta|z> oops

Quote #2560 (-6) [ 2005-02-02, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ace234> gah dont you hate it when you get shampoo in your eye :'(
<mazza> heh
<asqui> are you IRCing in the showeR?
<asqui> or just washing your hair at your desk?
<ace234> sure am, you're lucky i dont have the webcam turned on
* asqui rubs ace's thigh.
<asqui> I'm lucky you say..

Quote #1510 (+4) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #1404 (-3) [ 2003-11-30, 23:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Studge> anyways ttfn
* @Studge has quit IRC
<colt> ttfn?
<PalaNIN> ta ta for now
<colt> omg
<colt> u know u spend to much time on irc when u know what ttfn means
<colt> why didnt i know it :/