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Quote #586 (+17) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #2525 (+4) [ 2005-01-23, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzaBBQ> the bbq people were the ones i were standing next to for the last 15 mins
<mazzaBBQ> dammit
<mazzaBBQ> everyone knows me
<David> you found them mazza?
<mazzaBBQ> but i dont know them
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, put the fucking IRC phone in your pocket and socialise.
----- 5 Minutes Later -----
<David> mazza put down the phone man :p
<ace234> mazzaBBQ are you going for the biggest geek award?
<mazzaBBQ> yes
<mazzaBBQ> these people are scaring me
<Reaver|ZzZ> how's mazza on the net
<David> on his phone
<David> nerding it up bigtime
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, are they looking at you with that "Geez...wtf is up with that kid, it's like he has an emotional attachment with IRC" look on thier face?
<David> FreeFrag: $10 says so.
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, turn on the webcam, I want to see thier faces.
<David> take pics!
<David> surely that phone has a camera too
<David> I tried telling mazza yesterday that he shouldn't play with his phone.. he needs to socialise with the people! :D
<FreeFrag> Who knows what mazzanets mobile number is? I'll call up Telstra and have it cancelled because it was stolen. We've got to do this kid a favour.

Quote #3155 (+9) [ 2005-12-22, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biatch grabs popcorn and watches the ensuing argument ;)
deepspring: go play with ya man boobs biatch :p
* outy pokes biatch with bridgeport the kitten.
* biatch touches her man bewbs.
biatch: Oh baby oh baby
outy: this is hot
outy: keep going biatch
outy: im nearly done....
deepspring: lol
biatch: Work on your stamina, outy.

Quote #4059 (+9) [ 2007-03-17, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Would it be weird of me to blowdry and straighten my hair at work?
<Ze> yes
<iro> I'd say yes.
<Ze> I'd say fuck yes
<dembowns> which hair?

Quote #1666 (+20) [ 2004-02-20, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SUPAMODEL> fuckit...
<SUPAMODEL> downloaded what is supposedly the lion king
<SUPAMODEL> but it's a 3 hour sweedish porn film
<SUPAMODEL> that's not so bad, I know
<SUPAMODEL> EXCEPT I ALREADY HAVE IT!

Quote #1780 (-2) [ 2004-03-27, 10:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.100
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101]
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.101
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.102
<FreeFrag> kwiksand?!
<kwiksand> ping 192.168.0.103
<kwiksand> yea mate
<kwiksand> oh right! that went into the channel...
<kwiksand> stupid me

Quote #417 (+4) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #4091 (+9) [ 2007-04-25, 15:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish`> I've only heard of it happening a few times and one story involved ecstasy taking and going crazy with about 8 liters of water or so
<LemMinG> good old dihydrogen monoxide
<Wayne> hydroxic acid
<Wayne> hydrogen hydroxide
<Tabris> sky juice :P

Quote #3422 (+5) [ 2006-06-30, 20:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moodles> I only just brought it, I think it's fucked.. ive never had a usb external thingy before
<Rainwulf> does it have a hard drive in it?
<Moodles> dont know how to open it, I tried opening it but it did nothing
<Rainwulf> because if it does, just go to drive management
<Moodles> i got a screw driver with the case, am i saupposed to undo the face?
<Rainwulf> yes
<Rainwulf> then the case is empty
<Rainwulf> lol
<Rainwulf> go put a drive in it fool
<Moodles> manual says nothing about unscrewing stuff

Quote #347 (+7) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #3927 (-7) [ 2006-12-24, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> I carry the one house key on me - the flyscreen key - because it's the only doors that are locked.
<myne> hahaha biatch end it now
<myne> if you top your own idiot list
<biatch> Okay, so, going out to dinner and I decide I'd better shut the sliding glass doors just incase!
<myne> you've got nothing left
<biatch> The rest of my house keys are in the car. They're never used
<Sniper165> and you didnt take a sliding door key
<biatch> Bingo!
<biatch> It was in the car.
<biatch> The fucking CAR keys were in the HOUSE
<Deanodrvr> damn
<outy> hahaha
<outy> biatch said fucking
<brod|afk> lol
<biatch> I couldn't get into the house because the keys were in the car, and I couldn't get in the car because those fuckers were in the house!
<outy> what did you do?
<myne> scream like a banshee I suspect
<outy> should have waited for santa, that bastard will sneak in ya chimney

Quote #3390 (+11) [ 2006-06-02, 21:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

«biatch» Oh my goodness! Kingy really did email me a pic of his weiner!
«sabretooth» Heh
«biatch» You filthy animal!
«Sciby» Really?
«Sciby» bwahahaha
«Sciby» That's awesome.
«Bern|pizza» moo
«Grosby» FORWARD - grosby[at]gmail[dot]com

Quote #2550 (+12) [ 2005-01-31, 00:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> haha.. someone just responded to a "happy birthday from the forums" email:
<@Agg> PLEASE DON'T USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
<@Agg> THANK YOU
<@Agg> EX WIFE

Quote #2507 (+2) [ 2005-01-16, 23:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Flora> So I want to make arrangements and what not
<Flora> How do I do that without a phone!?
<Lartnec> Carrier pigeon.
<Flora> I don't know their address :(
<Lartnec> Send alot of carrier pigeons

Quote #2321 (0) [ 2004-10-05, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<em> you're not supposed to talk about who you vote for
<GrrrRich> em - you what?
<dr_red> you can if you want, em
<em> its a secret ballad for a reason
* Bas compose election ballad
<mike> ballad :~)
<dr_red> just make sure you keep it a secret, Bas

Quote #671 (+6) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #12 (-1) [ 2002-10-22, 09:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Nervlord> i like girls with necklaces.. gives me something to hang on to

Quote #3019 (+9) [ 2005-10-10, 19:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narcolepsy> I just tried to shoo a fly off my screen with the mouse cursor.
<Narcolepsy> I think I'm a geek :|

Quote #3372 (+2) [ 2006-05-17, 23:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<saev> i would possibly have studied science if i hadn't had insane science teachers.
<saev> i used to wonder where they bought their pants.
<saev> because they would have new pants... every so often... but they were always still magically pants from many decades before.
<saev> like they bought a gigantic box of ugly pants, to last throughout the ages.

Quote #2245 (-2) [ 2004-08-15, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Size is no guarantee of quality, One`` :p

Quote #1694 (+4) [ 2004-02-26, 16:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

(afromonster06) i need a blow job any takers?
• Thrill puts hand up ;)
• afromonster06 looks for any but thrill
(Thrill)lol
(afromonster06)Thrill it looks like u r the winna
• Thrill says It's true what they tell me afromonster06. You can take the man out of the farm but you cant take the farm out of the man!!!! Now get off that sheep afromonster06
• afromonster06 is not from new zealand
(Thrill)ahahaha
• afromonster06 grabs a kangaroo and does it aussie style

Quote #795 (+2) [ 2003-07-16, 19:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Infra|Gone> talk to my butt, cause the face aint listening
<Carrots> infra, they are easy to mistake for one another

Quote #2307 (+4) [ 2004-09-28, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> should make for interesting viewing :)
<Crudmuffin> They should have 'neighbours' and 'neighbours up late'
<Crudmuffin> the quick kiss for prime-time
<Crudmuffin> then the make out and double-penetration lesbian sex for 9pm
<Crudmuffin> I can't believe I just said that
<brembo`> ahaha
<Rage> :O

Quote #1689 (+5) [ 2004-02-24, 20:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ARghg, i met this chick on sunday, and we got talkin n stuff, i got her number, talked for a bit, she said that she only answers calls from people she knows, sweet. shes good lookin. pity i didn't give her my number, so she doesn't answer my calls
<aftahours> ah i know
<aftahours> ill SMS her
<Lurks> gg aftahours
<Crystal> HAHA
<@Agg> lol, aftahours

Quote #469 (+4) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #3004 (+2) [ 2005-09-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MrSnrub> im going to go listen to linkin park.
<Rara_Avis> why
<MrSnrub> because life is a constant battle

Quote #2540 (+5) [ 2005-01-27, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ vanguard- ] *you must be this tall to ride the netsplit*

Quote #3302 (-3) [ 2006-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Norgs> fark
<Norgs> just installed Secure desktop
<Norgs> blue screen my laptop.
<Lurks> now your PC is secure

Quote #2797 (-7) [ 2005-05-29, 23:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> spam has reached an all time low, i can deal with cheap viagra, cheap drugs, and even buying marijuana seeds, but now they are trying to sell me a fake rolex

Quote #1739 (+10) [ 2004-03-11, 01:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banzai> How do you spell parhelia ?
<Banzai> That awsome video card ?
<Agg> like that, i think
<Agg> and it's, err, not particularly awesome
<Agg> unless you want to run 3 monitors.
<Banzai> And what if I do ?
<Agg> then i'll have to kill you with this fork.
<Nza> then you buy one and wonder why afterwards?
<Agg> or that.. and the fork thing later.
* Banzai spoons agg
<Banzai> Ummm ... that doesn't sound right :
<Agg> bah, you always just want to spoon when i want to fork

Quote #702 (+8) [ 2003-06-26, 19:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I got Sea Monkeys!!
<WhiteyFord> sea monkeys? like in the tank?
<Strange1> yeah in the tank
<Strange1> they hatched 2 days ago
<Strange1> when they get big and strong... i'll feed them to my tropical fish
<D_Web> lol

Quote #862 (+1) [ 2003-08-09, 12:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

Quote #1322 (-5) [ 2003-11-13, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> I could be naked right now and you wouldn't know.
<Agg> Unless you knew the addy for my webcam.
<biatch> Oh? :)
* Agg waves his willy at his webcam

Quote #1555 (+1) [ 2004-01-25, 20:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> unsupported breasts bounce up to 8cm
<aftahours> thanks TV.
<mazzanet> !
<mackieman> lol
<Largo> the most disturbing thing i heard
<aftahours> now what am i going to think when i next am down the waterfront watching all the girlies walk along
<aftahours> mmm that one looks like about a 5cm bounce

Quote #709 (+4) [ 2003-06-29, 19:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Slidey> waa my mp3s are playing very sped up
<emp|crash0r> drugs are bad for you mkay?

Quote #4173 (+7) [ 2007-06-30, 20:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomas> gamma, is it slutty mc fuck cunt?
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks (Fucktard Response Activated - Unallowed word/phrase - tempban 30 s)
* Sticks sets mode: -b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas has joined #overclockers
<Wayne> what did you say thomas?
<Wayne> that got you banned?
<Thomas> wayne, i said C U N T
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks ( Fucktard Response - 2nd Offense - Unallowed word/phrase )
<Wayne> lol
<Sticks> bwwaahahaa
<Stygian> ...
<Asteroid> the trick is to suitably obscure it :p
<rodgrech> lol
<Sticks> like I didn't think of that when I wrote it :p
<rodgrech> lets go 3 for 3
* Wayne high fives Sticks

Quote #2104 (+7) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #1158 (+4) [ 2003-10-18, 22:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@FreeFrag> shit guys what bra size am i?!
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: I wont know till I cop a feel

Quote #1991 (+8) [ 2004-05-22, 18:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Manaz> I wouldn't trust ANUS Probe as far as I could stand the pain

Quote #120 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #1241 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 11:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

Quote #2759 (0) [ 2005-05-16, 18:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: What's it called again?
[ David]: Calvin Klein - Eternity
[ David]: chicks totally dig it
[ David]: i should test it out
* David walks to his sister

Quote #3632 (-5) [ 2006-11-19, 14:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

Originally Posted by #overclockers
* Kingy has quit IRC (Quit: browca04 has a prolapsed sphincter.)
<browca04> Motherfucker
<kwax> dude
<kwax> you have a prolapsed sphincter?
<kwax> ouch
<tensop> that has to hurt
<browca04> I'm going to kill that piece of shit.
<kwax> yeah i would too
<browca04> By sitting on his face with my prolapsed sphincter so he cant breathe
<kwax> if my shpincter prolapsed

Quote #2233 (+1) [ 2004-08-09, 14:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> argh, its weird with the backslash being in a different position to what i'm used to
<timace> i'm like "where is it!? BITCH STOLE MY... oh there it is"

Quote #133 (+7) [ 2002-12-04, 12:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dru> hehe yeah.. other than the blue screens.. my system runs very stable..

Quote #3259 (+7) [ 2006-02-15, 14:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Teddybear> <outy> ffs i spend at least 16hours a day on irc, i can comprehend anything <-- You cultivate deep understanding like eskimos cultivate sweet pineapples

Quote #152 (+13) [ 2002-12-10, 09:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<XiTatiON> stupid fuckwit
*** Bravo has joined #overclockers

Quote #884 (+4) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #4030 (+12) [ 2007-02-03, 05:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Ambush> Get a camera guy to follow you while you break into the houses in your neighbourhood
<Ambush> I'll do the sound
<outy> hahaha
<Ambush> It'll be like the opposite of "Cops"
<FatMan> "Robbers"?

Quote #1994 (+10) [ 2004-05-23, 15:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Banks> how much is it for a 30 dollar recharge?