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Quote #4252 (+3) [ 2007-12-10, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

* vanguard has quit (Quit: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;_;)
<brodsta> Britney is fat
<V8R> so turn off the lights :P
* V8R gorn
<brodsta> Lights off, glasses on, hair up?
<Rainwulf> paper bag
<brodsta> lol
<ace234> 2 paper bags, incase hers falls off

Quote #4262 (+3) [ 2008-01-19, 22:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> oooh a valiant
<SG> ahh the wrx of the 70s

Quote #4263 (+3) [ 2008-01-22, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jin-Jah> outy if i were to foray into the rotary, are they easy to fix when they break? just looking at the housings, it's almost as if the most effort in pulling the engine apart would be unbolting the gearbox and ancillaries
<outy> Jin-Jah if you fuck an apex seal, or any of the other seals then the engine has to come apart
<Henk> yea I know
<outy> its like a sandwhich
<outy> you cant remove the tomato without taking off the bread
<Tabris_> who the fuck would put a tomato sandwich in an engine?

Quote #4264 (+3) [ 2008-01-23, 14:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

Rainwulf: apparently at some interview he was visibly shaking
Rainwulf: i dont know the full story
Rainwulf: so im going to string together bits of hearsay
Rainwulf: and make something out of it
Rainwulf: yay, im a FOX news reporter!

Quote #4273 (+3) [ 2008-02-19, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Selekta> anwyay
<Selekta> back to killing that glasnt bitch
* Selekta stabs
* glasnt dies
* glasnt gets reincarnated as a library
<glasnt> Hehe, he can't find me know, cos he doesn't know I exist!
* glasnt cackles

Quote #4281 (+3) [ 2008-03-05, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i love ubuntu
<FatMan> there, i said it

Quote #4321 (+3) [ 2008-05-25, 16:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sha0> should i use the 'apply online' section on seek.com.au or should i email my resume to the email in the advert?
<Rainwulf> you should wrap it inside a brick
<Rainwulf> and window browse it
<Rainwulf> smtp via glass.window.com

Quote #4333 (+3) [ 2008-06-13, 00:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish> my gf's sister is such a nerd
<Dopefish> she programs in c/c++ like 12 hours a day now
<Agg> she sounds hot

Quote #4339 (+3) [ 2008-06-23, 18:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

18:36 < Turophile> Tzortst: Optical mouse. Consider what you're saying.
18:36 < Turophile> If you have a ball mouse that pad isn't your problem.
18:36 < Tzortst> lol no balls here

Quote #4355 (+3) [ 2008-07-27, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dopefish1`> http://www.howarddarkes.com/photos/linuxposter.jpg
<@Agg> it's the most important 1% tho ;)
<@Wayne> that cant be 1%
<@Agg> like, the 1% that runs the internet

Quote #4363 (+3) [ 2008-08-16, 17:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> i'm so hip i can barely see over my pelvis

Quote #187 (+2) [ 2002-12-21, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Aaaah, simpsons, is there anything finer?
<Sciby> Maybe a 48 hour non-stop orgasm... but simpsons are a close second.

Quote #208 (+2) [ 2002-12-24, 08:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> K|dDO: come down to melbourne, they have been seen roaming the streets down here
<dspringau> Lurks: tasmanians aren't wild life

Quote #210 (+2) [ 2002-12-27, 11:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so i blow
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channeel
* DeathStar was kicked by VooDoo (WAY too much info)

Quote #213 (+2) [ 2002-12-29, 10:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> Darkness: everyone knoes im a dickhead...

Quote #5 (+2) [ 2002-10-21, 06:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cav> do sperm banks actually exist and pay some bloke to whack in a cup?
<Rage-sifnt> its like $40 a wack yeah?
<Skitzo> I let a fortune slip through my fingers!
<BOB_LOE> shit i coulda been on $80 a day :(
<knowsfords> Skitzo: I've let over $100,000,000,000,000 go down the drain
<Cav> knowsfords: thanks for fucking sharing

Quote #17 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolpsy touches Kittie...
* Kittie touches herself
* bh watches
<Kittie> hahaha
* Lurks gets the digitial camera
* dakiller pulles out video camera

Quote #22 (+2) [ 2002-10-25, 07:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** OZZY_Edd was kicked by Sticks ( My Karma just ran over your Dogma )

Quote #29 (+2) [ 2002-10-27, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Bravo has joined #Overclockers
<brembo`> tard
* brembo` tips the tard
<brembo`> your it, nar nar

Quote #52 (+2) [ 2002-11-05, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SileNceR> finally got it in
<SileNceR> my poor fingers :(

Quote #66 (+2) [ 2002-11-08, 07:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-177435220021108-071129.html <---teen pukes after seeing porn!
<Silentsni> omg, I would have kept the tape

Quote #67 (+2) [ 2002-11-09, 08:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Rudeboi scratches CMDR_Nuke's right nut
<CMDR_Nuke> a little higher rudeboi

Quote #81 (+2) [ 2002-11-17, 11:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Anarki> u suck Rudeboi
<Anarki> :p
<Rudeboi> i do?
<Rudeboi> ok - who told you? that was supposed to be a secret!

Quote #92 (+2) [ 2002-11-19, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* nEoLIthIc wonders why some are repeated
<SHizz> there repeated bcoz u cut and paste them into #overclockers too much :P
<z3[n]> SHizz: dont try to b smart! :p
<SHizz> ok ill stop trying...

Quote #111 (+2) [ 2002-11-21, 05:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wolff> i could be gay, ive just never found the right guy

Quote #144 (+2) [ 2002-12-08, 01:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<EvilElmo`> when do ppl here start hols?
<risesies> EvilElmo`: started about 2 weeks ago :P
<mongie> i started 3 weeks ago
<EvilElmo`> fucking uni bums
<EvilElmo`> you bum..
<dspringau> no I'm an ass

Quote #218 (+2) [ 2003-01-01, 11:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<[P]engo> cheap bottle of scotch, some cigerettes, some porn, one hand
<[P]engo> all you need for a goodnight

Quote #275 (+2) [ 2003-01-20, 09:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I'm not a big fan of cars
<Cav> Enfilade: im not a big fan of anal sex, your point?
<Enfilade> What happened?
<Cav> Enfilade: someone forgot to use lube :(

Quote #299 (+2) [ 2003-02-03, 12:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> Firemoth: You just assume i'm a chick
<Firemoth> biatch, should I assume otherwise? You certainly look like a chick in the photos on the forums.
<sabz> biatch: well if you show up at the BBQ with facial hair, I'll get worried.
<biatch> Just for you i'll make sure i shave it, sab ;)
<sabz> "Sorry... I can't go to the BBQ. Unforeseen circumstances."
<biatch> I'm sorry i couldn't come sab... i got the most severe shaving rash on my face that i've ever seen
<Firemoth> biatch, might want to use a more sensitive shaving cream next time.
<Firemoth> Just a thought.
<sabz> Firemoth knows - he had the same problem doing his bikini line.
<Firemoth> sabz, Wasn't my fault you didn't use the sensitive shaving cream on me like I asked you to.

Quote #305 (+2) [ 2003-02-04, 11:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> Fat chix area always moody, at least with hump back whales you know your in for a good time

Quote #336 (+2) [ 2003-02-14, 20:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Gibbon> sniper doesn't like being jiggled
* sniper1470 FLATTENS Gibbon with a FARKING HUGE SLEDGEHAMMER
<sniper1470> I'm not a teabag

Quote #358 (+2) [ 2003-02-25, 16:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Epic`> im combing my hair with a heatsink
<Epic`> it actually works good

Quote #438 (+2) [ 2003-03-31, 21:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mystro|T|> any one know any good channels on EFnet to get movies??
<Narc|LAG> #gaymansexformystro
<Enfilade> Nah, #funkybuttlovingformystro is better
<Groomy> theres noone in those channels :(

Quote #442 (+2) [ 2003-04-02, 17:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> ausgamers file system sucks, how can I search??
<Agg> oh.. "File Search" :)

Quote #469 (+2) [ 2003-04-15, 23:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> Nozz: I know a guy that lives in tasmania! What relation is he to you?
<Nozz> Cousin and boyfriend

Quote #485 (+2) [ 2003-04-21, 22:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<jase> I have a red head weakness
<Carrots> the chubby girl with the fake red hair ?
<jase> thats the one
<Carrots> ew
<Carrots> rather fap
<Carrots> on her face
<jase> oi
<Carrots> LOL
<jase> she went off
<Carrots> passed expiry date ?

Quote #538 (+2) [ 2003-05-10, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
<Simboo> whether junkz shaves in the morning or not :P

Quote #601 (+2) [ 2003-05-28, 16:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I feel pretty hardcore after my nap
<Enfilade> I had a dream about stealing knickers from some woman's clothes line

Quote #643 (+2) [ 2003-06-09, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> divx player is playing all my movies upside down...
<z3[n]> wtf?
<Quadbox> z3[n]: Dude, just because you're drunk doesn't mean you're allowed to sit on your head

Quote #650 (+2) [ 2003-06-10, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<snoopz> Bah
<deepspring> black
<z3[n]> sheep
<Quadbox> head
<Quadbox> on a plaque
<z3[n]> yes sir, yes sir
<Fodder> it's dead

Quote #658 (+2) [ 2003-06-12, 10:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<LiquidBlues> Anyone know if CuteFTP is better than Microsoft Outlook?
<FifthDream> lol

Quote #706 (+2) [ 2003-06-28, 00:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<VooDoo> you have no boobies agg
<Agg> i'd debate that

Quote #875 (+2) [ 2003-08-10, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> heh, whoops
* @Agg unbreaks the forums

Quote #920 (+2) [ 2003-08-16, 23:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Chemix> FLoRa is a major pervert.
<FLoRa> No I'm not!
<Chemix> don't make me load my logs!
<FLoRa> Anyone can fabricate logs
<Narc|BRB> Might go and fabricate me a log right now...

Quote #930 (+2) [ 2003-08-19, 21:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BobsYourUncle> my damn fly keeps unzipping itself
<Ros`away> sure its not your hand bob ?

Quote #951 (+2) [ 2003-08-25, 19:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Bleeter> wrist watches suck because I can't run Notepad.exe on them :(

Quote #955 (+2) [ 2003-08-27, 17:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FLoRa> bundy
<FLoRa> smells
<FLoRa> like
<FLoRa> poo
<FLoRa> !
<bundy> i did about 5 minutes ago when i farted
<Joel`28k> rofl

Quote #970 (+2) [ 2003-08-30, 15:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> ROFL! Largo has a car named after him!! http://carpoint.ninemsn.com.au/marketplace/UsedCarDetail.asp?ID=2331334
<Gibbon> heh, I thought that was going to be a link to a "volkswagon tard"

Quote #983 (+2) [ 2003-09-01, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<redbAck> quick, everyone join #,0
*** Reaver has left #overclockers
*** RedFox has left #overclockers
*** Reaver has joined #overclockers
*** rodgrech has left #overclockers
<Reaver> hey, when i joined it quit me!!
<Reaver> :(
<gords> lol
<redbAck> lol
*** Refle}{ has left #overclockers
<redbAck> the count stands at 4
<Reaver> why?
<Reaver> tell me your secrets!!
*** Refle}{ has joined #overclockers
<redbAck> type /server secrets
<redbAck> and all will be revealed
*** rodgrech has joined #overclockers
<yaleman> spot the retards
*** Reaver Quit (Quit)
<yaleman> rofl
<yaleman> proof
*** Reaver[A] has joined #overclockers
<Refle}{> hahaha
<Reaver[A]> fucken hell!!

Quote #991 (+2) [ 2003-09-02, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<druu> any cs freaks here..? when's cz coming out..?
<Agg> counter ztrike?
<druu> hehe..
<druu> cs:cz..
<Agg> Counter Strike: Camping Zone?