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Quote #4186 (+6) [ 2007-07-16, 22:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FatMan> i prefer kicking one, gamma and moda, and thus being back in an 18+ environment
<One``> pfft, sif im not older than both of them.
<FatMan> we're talking the age you act, not the age you -are-
<One``> you can't act an age.
<FatMan> tell that to the porn industry.

Quote #3588 (+11) [ 2006-10-09, 19:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Willay> the day i get ops in #overclockers will be the day i come out of the closet
Mode change "+o Willay" on channel #overclockers by Sniper165

Quote #1854 (+22) [ 2004-04-18, 19:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<yale|book> *finds funny article*
<yale|book> "hey mum, come check this out!"
<yale|book> *clicks on wrong page, gets a stupid pr0n popup from a torrent site*
<yale|book> "anal parade, that's nice james"
<yale|book> *goes red*

Quote #2596 (-1) [ 2005-02-20, 12:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii[hw]> anyone good at sense and sensibility stuff?
<_DDsD> Im sensible?
<_DDsD> Wait.. no im not, what am I talking about :lol:
<Tankii[hw]> hmm
* _DDsD racks up a line of mystery powder for Tankii[hw] to try
<Tankii[hw]> ...
<_DDsD> I promise it isn't draino

Quote #2580 (0) [ 2005-02-12, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tankii> i got a grassy turd to smoke

Quote #3879 (+3) [ 2006-12-21, 15:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Strange1> I can dream knowsfords
<knowsfords> grass is greener etc
* Joins: Rage
* knowsfords greens Rage's grass
<Rage> ...
<Rage> thats fucking disturbing dude

Quote #4083 (0) [ 2007-04-19, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<SirPNut> hey can someone do me a quick favor, and send a quick email to me at sirpnut@sifnt.org ... dunno if email is working properly
<Jayci> someone join him up for penis enlargement emails :P
<ButFli> I have a large penis and they still send them to me
<Jayci> awww :( well i'm female and i still get those stupid emails
<Jayci> stupid spams
<Agg> well, females might want large penises too.
<Agg> just not, you know, attached to them all the time.

Quote #4340 (+8) [ 2008-06-30, 04:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MoMaN69> i had to delete him because i knew he was sexually attrated to me, and it weirded me out a lil
<Teddybear> what's with the homophobia, MoMaN69? :p
<MoMaN69> me homophobic HAHA !
<MoMaN69> i have alot of gay friends, im the oposite of homophobic
<Teddybear> homoerotic?

Quote #3145 (+4) [ 2005-12-17, 13:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<macmate> i need you to twiddle your thumbs with me
<macmate> i can't do it alone

Quote #267 (+4) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #3508 (+5) [ 2006-08-14, 13:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

outy: Agg, has anyone ever told you that you should write the descriptions on wine labels?
Agg: outy - no. but incidentally, i find you fruity with a slightly tart under-palette, oaky tones and a hint of mushroom to bring it down to earth.
knowsfords: Agg: how do you find me?
Agg: knowsfords - i try not to.

Quote #2104 (+8) [ 2004-07-03, 23:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Mothman): Which sex is the geekiest - how many guys are there compared to girls?
(synik): Are you retarded? It'll be 90% blokes, 10% chicks, and some wise ass like Mitch choosing the Miriam option.

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #586 (+16) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #1189 (0) [ 2003-10-21, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<vossy> a256[mp2]: i got Rhiannon's new number yesterday, SICK :D
<a256[mp2]> vossy - stop chasing 13 yr old girls, you are seriously going to get in trouble
<a256[mp2]> your 18 soon
<vossy> shhh shes 14
<a256[mp2]> oh and that makes it SO much better
<Lurks> ARRRGGGHHHH PAAAAIIIINNNNNN
<a256[mp2]> you'll be saying that when bubba is marking his territory...
<a256[mp2]> in your ARSE
<a256[mp2]> in jail
<vossy> hmmm i suppose
<yaleman> where can I meet this "bubba"

Quote #4255 (+10) [ 2007-12-18, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<enigma> flatmates and I are discussing religion, purgatory, atheism, monotheism etc. i _think_ there is a word to describe a place without anything else, i've heard it referred to as something like "a grey place where the gods can go get lost" or something. is there a word, when discussing religion, that describes such a place?
<Stalhein> Dubbo?
<brodsta> hahahahah

Quote #4026 (+8) [ 2007-02-01, 22:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<biatch> ohhh love heart exhaust tips. hell no.
<biatch> and fluffy steering wheel covers
<biatch> for god's sake!
<biatch> get some common sense!
<brodsta> And "Crazy Bitch" sticker in hot pink on the rear windshield
<biatch> uurrnnggghhhhh!
<biatch> yeah all that crap!
<biatch> silly bitches.
<saboteur> have you seen my exhaust tip biatch
<Cav> biatch: get some common sense! <- im going to save that thought for my darkest hour
<brodsta> And don't forget all the Tweety merchandise!
<IKT> don't forget the huge dent at the front

Quote #1477 (-1) [ 2004-01-05, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernest> heh, and all these years i thought I was phallic

Quote #1050 (+12) [ 2003-10-02, 09:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Koontz> fsck whats the whirlpool site, im looking at dishwashers atm
<TheWedgie> whirlpool.net.au
<Koontz> ahhhhhhh..........took me 5 mins to figure out was dishwasher site LOL
<TheWedgie> LOL
<Koontz> LMFAO, i even added it as a favorite before i realised
<TheWedgie> n00b

Quote #806 (+6) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #31 (+1) [ 2002-10-27, 11:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve remembers a certain bi person saying WhiteyFord was teh goods
<Rik> was he a kitchen storage product?
<WhiteyFord> no, it was Revenge's wife
<DDsD_EsaY> *chuckle*
<DDsD_EsaY> you sex up Revenges wife?
<WhiteyFord> id hit it
<DDsD_EsaY> but you didnt.. why?
<WhiteyFord> Revenge

Quote #1397 (+2) [ 2003-11-30, 00:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> goddamn... I want different chicks for different reasons
<Rage> i wish i could keep them on a shelf somewhere or something

Quote #1547 (+7) [ 2004-01-22, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@SpetzNatz): grrr, some friend called me up and asked me to play indoor soccer for his team tonight
(@SpetzNatz): what i'm scared about is when i pwn so much 'cause i'm part wog, then they'll give me a 2 year contract for 25mil then nike and sony will sponsor me and i'll have to play with them like 2 times a week or some shit :(
(@eiko`guybrush): yeah.
(@eiko`guybrush): happens to me when i play chinese checkers

Quote #2588 (-1) [ 2005-02-17, 10:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* One`` has joined #overclockers
<One``> im back! cable installed today
<@Mnz|WORK> Oh great, aren't we all excited...
* Draffa_ whoops with joy
<One``> My 20GB of cabley goodness
<@Mnz|WORK> I was wondering why the average tard level had dropped lately.
<One``> I was wondering why my self esteem had risen
<@Mnz|WORK> :P~

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #1925 (+7) [ 2004-05-06, 19:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> holy shit the hot water tank just blew up in our house
<Hunter> BANG
<Hunter> fucking water everywhere
<Agg-> maybe you should sit on IRC and tell everyone about it, Hunter
<Agg-> you know, instead of getting it fixed or cleaning it up or something :)

Quote #756 (+9) [ 2003-07-09, 21:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jab> anything interesting of late VooDoo ?
<VooDoo> seems LCD screens are all the rage atm
<VooDoo> and USB products
<VooDoo> oh.. and penis and BALLS enlargements
<Agg> larger balls so you can sit on them more often? sounds great
* VooDoo wonders how Agg sits to be able to say "more often"
<Soc> you've never sat on em before?
<Soc> I have. it hurts.
* VooDoo gets sick thinking about it
<Jab> Soc ? You have sat on Agg's Balls ?
<Soc> Jab: of course. I've hit them with a rubber mallet too.
<Agg> only the once, we were both drunk, we've talked about it and it meant nothing

Quote #1410 (+16) [ 2003-12-03, 18:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

* HunterSD sets mode: -dickhead
* HunterSD was kicked by Squigy (-Dickhead Activated)

Quote #1404 (-5) [ 2003-11-30, 23:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Studge> anyways ttfn
* @Studge has quit IRC
<colt> ttfn?
<PalaNIN> ta ta for now
<colt> omg
<colt> u know u spend to much time on irc when u know what ttfn means
<colt> why didnt i know it :/

Quote #1660 (+20) [ 2004-02-19, 19:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> It's ugbox.net right?
<@gords> yes
<FreeFrag> *sigh* I'm so farked.
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: gamble the domain at the casino and lost it?
<FreeFrag> Yeah.
<FreeFrag> Sorry guys.
* Z sets mode: +o FreeFrag
<knowsfords> you just have a vendetta against ugbox dont you?
* FreeFrag changes topic to 'Sorry guys, FreeFrag gambled the ugbox.net domain name at the casino last night and lost. We're now hot-naked-giraffes.com (Hey, it isn't that bad)'
* Fod changes topic to '"FreeFrag ... last night ... hot naked giraffes" - that's all i could make out'

Quote #1407 (0) [ 2003-12-02, 00:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Chim) I masturbated with a cucumber. I washed it and a few days later my mom used it in a salad.

Quote #1828 (-3) [ 2004-04-13, 23:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.152
* Matthew was kicked by Agg (FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Agg> boy that felt good.

Quote #1972 (+5) [ 2004-05-17, 21:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Micle> u weant that cd player?
<Micle> old one
<nko> nup, why?
<Micle> my sister wants a cd player for her car
<nko> $50
<Micle> my sister offers $20
<nko> $50
<Micle> $30
<nko> $50
<Micle> $35
<nko> $50
<Micle> $40???
<nko> $50
<Micle> punk arse lil bitch
<nko> $50
<Micle> alrite
<Micle> that was my sister typing
<Micle> i told her you wont negotiate
<nko> ;)

Quote #1622 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps echelon around a bit with a large trout
* echelon de-trouts Erve
<Erve> nooo
* Erve slaps echelon with a yellow-fin tuna
<Erve> it's just not the same :(
<echelon> rofl

Quote #1491 (0) [ 2004-01-08, 23:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<elementh20> arrrgh
<elementh20> leg ache
<Hunter> try taking your leg out of the fire
<Hunter> fire = burn

Quote #1277 (+2) [ 2003-11-04, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> anthrax is so passe
<Rik> bukkake is where it's at

Quote #2987 (+5) [ 2005-09-15, 21:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Crudmuffin - you in?
<@Crudmuffin> in for what?
<@D_Web> here
<@Crudmuffin> for a beer? Yes, please
<@Crudmuffin> Ahh, yes I'm here. :)
<TheWedgie> haha
<@D_Web> I will give you a beer if you help me*
<@D_Web> *beer may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> *help may not actually exist
<@Crudmuffin> :P
<TheWedgie> haha
<TheWedgie> pwned

Quote #2743 (+10) [ 2005-05-10, 15:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

[spoonhead] i've spent all day doing this stupid assignment thing
[spoonhead] i bet the chicks are going to be impressed with me
[spoonhead] i'll show them up with my raw intellectual power
[spoonhead] and they'll all be like martin come to study group we wants to rub our bodies on u and feed u grapes

Quote #641 (+19) [ 2003-06-09, 02:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Darmok> years ago, I had an old pc lock up on me..
<Darmok> a 386 or something
<Darmok> I was about to hit ctrl-alt-del
<Darmok> when at the dos prompt.. letters started appearing
<Darmok> h
<Darmok> e
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> l
<Darmok> o
* Darkness sets mode: +b *!*@c16705.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
* Darmok was kicked by Darkness (Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform! - (Temp Ban/Ignored for 1 Hour :: Kick 195)
<Foos> ahaha
<Lombers> heh
<Rage> heh
<MadHatter> lol
<Foos> he will be impressed.
<Darkness> Oh, was he explaining something?

Quote #831 (+4) [ 2003-07-31, 15:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> K1 wants his next GF to be dumb as a post
<Bleeter> ek, i'd be going other direction then. at least two brain cells please
<Carrots> yeah.. me too.. I want a gf who is atleast a bit of a challenge at 2 player games
<INerTIal> lol
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Bleeter> i'd like a GF who'd actually not run away @ the thought of playing a comp game
* INerTIal nods
<INerTIal> that would be nice i must admit
<Bleeter> i mean, just ONCE
<RoSWeLL> if u find one Bleeter let me know
<head_rush> lol, no way I want a gf that has NFI about computers
<head_rush> So like after a hard day at work
<head_rush> We can just have mad sex0r
<wry> my ex gf played comp games
<wry> we even played rpg games (book based + card based)
<head_rush> Like if they are better at a computer game than me
<head_rush> Thats just fucked
<head_rush> OMFG
<head_rush> YOUR GF WAS A FUCKING NERD

Quote #1056 (0) [ 2003-10-03, 07:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenX> and debian kicks arse... best pacakge management system by far
<_3pb_> yay dbebina
<_3pb_> hahah
<_3pb_> tpyo

Quote #1982 (+10) [ 2004-05-19, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> VTEC???
<Sciby> Don't swear, hibba.
* Sciby changes topic to '-= http://www.overclockers.com.au/ =- Dodgy and hibba are gay lovers.'
<dodge> jealous Sciby?
<Sciby> Hardly.
<dodge> so, now that we're gay lovers Hibba, when are you coming over?
<Hibba> When Sciby gets off my dick
* Hibba was kicked by Sciby (Even if I was gay, you'd still be at the bottom of my list, ugly.)
<Daemon> Sciby's busy with miriam :P
<Sciby> Leave Miriam out of this, she's a delicate flower.

Quote #1104 (+1) [ 2003-10-11, 19:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> woot, japanese chef challange on SBS
<Rage> bbl
<Rage> :D

Quote #3071 (+1) [ 2005-11-07, 00:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outy> yes bullet, im so gay even my gay friends call me a poofter.

Quote #4103 (+2) [ 2007-05-01, 21:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> brb, dunno if this will work
<eDust_> i can still see you...
<Crudmuffin> back
<eDust_> worst magic trick ever

Quote #4331 (+7) [ 2008-06-10, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

[20:04] <@Wayne> A previous user of this textbook has circled every single word "of" throughout the book.
[20:04] * @Wayne facepalms
[20:04] <mazzanet> haha
[20:04] <Rezin> How many pages?
[20:04] <@Wayne> 152
[20:05] <Rezin> Fark. That's dedication.
[20:05] <Jayci> lol.... that's boredom
[20:05] <AngelMoo> what subject?
[20:05] <Crystal> dedication or extreme boredom
[20:05] <@Wayne> And it is a History textbook, so not like a Maths textbook with lots of formulae, the bulk of it is words.

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #166 (+9) [ 2002-12-15, 06:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Andypoo> Just /msg me if anybody wants a quickie.
<sabretooth> /msg Andypoo Andy baby, can I have a quickie?

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #770 (+1) [ 2003-07-11, 04:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

(ernest): he can be shadow hymen affairs minister
(cSmith): haha
(Darkness): Isn't that like a priest?
(Darkness): Oh wait, boys don't have hymens.