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Quote #1144 (+5) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #18 (0) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MissKitty> does cs cost money?

Quote #1223 (+3) [ 2003-10-26, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<luciphur> sif not fuck me in the ass
<luciphur> i love it

Quote #4325 (+4) [ 2008-05-31, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<glasnt> http://imagestore.ugbox.net/image/IMG_0315_dd65a10dad3b79f23b7e038.jpg
<@Agg> ye gods
* @Agg makes involuntary stabbing motions at his monitor

Quote #343 (+9) [ 2003-02-16, 21:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<kermie> vi, that like a latin language?

Quote #2690 (-3) [ 2005-04-17, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Tensop`): i only played css a few times when it first came out
(Tensop`): wasnt much chop... not really a game that involves any skill
(Tensop`): just point, shoot, press y and say 'OMFG HACKS YOU F#%KEN CHEAT'

Quote #3300 (+1) [ 2006-03-30, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> I'm sorry to say she was possibly the least attractive 19 year old I've ever met :p
<biatch> According to outy she'd still be bonkable then, Quadbox

Quote #2986 (+7) [ 2005-09-14, 15:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ Ashley]: Get the CRT. Save your... Brain.
[ Tamieka]: brains are over-rated
[ David]: you'd have to have one to appreciate how good they are Tamieka ;)

Quote #4215 (+7) [ 2007-10-01, 20:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> the worst thing is the extremely hot farts that feel like you may have just made a mistake

Quote #2547 (+3) [ 2005-01-29, 17:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> everytime i eat homemade pie i feel sick
<outonanisl> i think my body is trying to tell me that 25 pounds of butter per square inch isnt good
<Iroquois> yep, it'll do that
<Iroquois> when I ate my regrettable record of 14 pieces of pizza, my body *sure* told me about that :(
<Iroquois> then the doctor at the hospital told me about it

Quote #190 (+8) [ 2002-12-22, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yaleman> I just got kicked out of an online pictionary game for drawing somepeople doing it doggie style :)

Quote #4199 (+10) [ 2007-08-15, 15:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Goose1981> if i could vote for a Pro-lolcat party in the upcoming federal election.. i would.
<Goose1981> i would also donate to their election fund.. and subscribe to their newsletter.
<Hrdwr_BoB> what a coincidence
<Hrdwr_BoB> I am your local lolcat representative
<Hrdwr_BoB> I will send you my banking details asap.
<Goose1981> i can has DD details?

Quote #225 (+3) [ 2003-01-04, 01:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<klif-e> we have a gaping great big hole in the front of our house atm
<Crudmuffin> heh, how come?
<Crudmuffin> You're burying the bodies?

Quote #104 (+4) [ 2002-11-20, 06:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> why does spoof have to smell bad why cant it smell nice like a fragrence smell
<GooSE> Imagine you could choose your fragrance though.. like... Mystery for dicks, by Calvin Klein
<shift> "Obsession for wankers" by CK
<Jester> if it was a fragrance though i guess people would be spoofing everywhere all over the room if they were expecting visitors
<FreeFrag> "oh yeah hhmmmm that's the way" *ding dong* "oh shit"

Quote #425 (+4) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #3419 (+3) [ 2006-06-27, 17:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|MB> Guess what ovretook me on the princes highway.
<Gavatron> a car
<LemMinG> your ego?
<Hibba> haha
<V8R[ws]> your arse end?
<Shaun> I'll take idiocy for $200.

Quote #834 (+5) [ 2003-07-31, 19:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Craig> ye i wish, i'm buggered...
<Vood-Sick> who did that to ya
<Vood-Sick> buggered ya i mean.
<Vood-Sick> :D
<Craig> work did
<Vood-Sick> what.. all of em
<Vood-Sick> you must be sore :)
<Redline> lol
<Craig> i'm not getting it
<Vood-Sick> seem you already got it

Quote #155 (+4) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #2723 (-4) [ 2005-04-29, 02:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> fuck, i have this real craving for a big mac. i haven't had mcdonalds in months and i don't like the sauce on big macs so haven't had one in years. this craving has lasted 3 days. fricking weird.
<@Agg> maybe i'm pregnant.

Quote #1886 (+9) [ 2004-04-28, 00:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bartobook> I think IRC needs some virtual whip technology, as an intermediate step between kicking and banner
<nw|work> and if it doesn't that further proves that i need DSL
<PolishMani> what song should i download anyone? iv run out of ideas (legally ofcourse)
<bartobook> 1) Kick. 2) Virtual Whip flys out of the monitor and leaves a nasty welt. 3) ban.
<WM|English> bartobook, That would get used a lot in some S&M channel's I'd bet.

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #1980 (+4) [ 2004-05-19, 21:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Hibba kicks google
<remote_man> why kick google?
<remote_man> Hibba: i'd be careful kicking google in here
<remote_man> google is irc's version fo the bible

Quote #1575 (+2) [ 2004-01-31, 22:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> Crystal i have the beach pics on my pc, gonna upload them now
<Crystal> Coolies! ^_^
<Nozz> beach pics? sounds kinky
<Hunter> not quite
<element> just watched the movie "i am sam"
<element> :D
<TensopAway> sex on the beach/
<Crystal> what was that like?
<Hunter> :D
<Crystal> (the movie, not the sex)
<Nozz> Sex on the beach with Crystal? :-p
<element> good actually

Quote #4237 (+6) [ 2007-10-29, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rainwulf> fucking hell, one of my friends has MSN and has a virus that keeps trying to send out infected marriages
<csimpson> an infected marriage would suck
<csimpson> even more than a regular marriage

Quote #3288 (+5) [ 2006-03-22, 19:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

Kingy bbl weights
* Kingy is now known as KinGym
Frag|Tea Sif KinGym
Frag|Tea We know you're just changing your nick to KinGym and parking your arse in front of the TV
* You are now known as Frag|Gym
Frag|Gym Righto lads, I'll be back after my "Gym Session"
Lombers haha
Willy hahaha

Quote #1259 (+1) [ 2003-11-01, 13:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sleepy> i feel so dirty, im going to actually spend money buying a celeron

Quote #3491 (0) [ 2006-08-04, 22:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* pipsqeek watched 40 year old virgin last week. what a freakin hilariously wrong movie. I loved it.
<Mornx> I know a 40 year old virgin on another channel
<Mornx> he said it was accurate

Quote #4085 (+5) [ 2007-04-22, 20:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<devians> snakes on a laptop! :P
<Torched> motherfuckin snakes!
<Torched> on a laptop!
<The_Dan> ive never been shaped on adsl
<brodsta> motherfucking snakes motherfuckers!
<devians> well, snake rather than snakes
* rodgrceh has quit (Quit)
* rodgrceh (rodgrech@60-241-54-83.tpgi.com.au) has joined #overclockers
<wayne> snakes on a SPARTAAAA!

Quote #3254 (+6) [ 2006-02-13, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<n00d-out> shit.
<n00d-out> fuck i hate my brain sometimes.
<n00d-out> i went out there HOURS ago to get that stupid form from the printer.
<n00d-out> i walked right out there
<n00d-out> then everything is a blur
<n00d-out> and suddenly i have crumpets.

Quote #1660 (+20) [ 2004-02-19, 19:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> It's ugbox.net right?
<@gords> yes
<FreeFrag> *sigh* I'm so farked.
<knowsfords> FreeFrag: gamble the domain at the casino and lost it?
<FreeFrag> Yeah.
<FreeFrag> Sorry guys.
* Z sets mode: +o FreeFrag
<knowsfords> you just have a vendetta against ugbox dont you?
* FreeFrag changes topic to 'Sorry guys, FreeFrag gambled the ugbox.net domain name at the casino last night and lost. We're now hot-naked-giraffes.com (Hey, it isn't that bad)'
* Fod changes topic to '"FreeFrag ... last night ... hot naked giraffes" - that's all i could make out'

Quote #806 (+5) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #1796 (+8) [ 2004-04-01, 13:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AERO> better again either a sulphur dioxide bomb or a helium bomb ;)
<AERO> we'd all talk like smelly high pitched barstards :)
<fenix> so we'd all turn into cs players?
<yale|busy> lol

Quote #856 (+6) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #2730 (+8) [ 2005-05-01, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<fen> how about a color laserjet 4000?
<fen> so you can print out your porn in high quality...
<Ashley> I'm not into hard copy porn.
<fen> takes too long to burn hey ash?
<fen> if you print it onto tissue paper you can use it to clean up afterwards.. (and i can't beleive i just said that)..

Quote #2622 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #1333 (-1) [ 2003-11-15, 01:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JiudoMindTricks> how do I set an away status??
<JiudoMindTricks> I've never used this before
<Ken-> Type /s away message
* JiudoMindTricks has quit IRC (Exit: )
<RoSWeLL> lol
<Ken-> ROFLMAO
<RoSWeLL> HAHAHA
<Ken-> OWNED

Quote #1849 (+7) [ 2004-04-17, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
*** Topic is ''trent in datacentre now, server swap proceeding''
*** Joins: Matthew (Matthew@210.11.227.133)
<Matthew> is OCAU Down?
*** reax sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.133
*** Matthew was kicked by reax (yeah whatever)

Quote #1337 (+6) [ 2003-11-15, 22:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Reaver> bundy: "I'd rather drink another man's semen"

Quote #4086 (+11) [ 2007-04-23, 20:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lits> anyhoo, register or i'll cut off your thumbs
<biatch> you can have 'em!
<biatch> they're useless anyway
<Lits> like your boobs?
<biatch> >:|
<Lits> o.o
* Lits runs
<biatch> boobs? useless?
<Lits> and i quote
<Lits> <biatch> pfft. the boobs, they do nothing for me! | <Lits> i bet they'd just get in the way | <biatch> they do
<biatch> what the. where'd that come from?
<Shaun> Looks like he keeps record of whenever you talk about your breasts.
<Lits> a convo some time ago
<Shaun> Rather creepy.
<biatch> how'd you get it so quickly?
[20:42] <Lits> i keep records of any time anyone talks about breasts

Quote #2029 (+11) [ 2004-06-05, 13:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fod> "shepparton has tractors, so it's one up on the amish"

Quote #60 (+10) [ 2002-11-08, 12:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<^catalyst> Silentsni, I just read the thread
* ^catalyst hugs SileNceR
* ^catalyst hugs Silentsni
<^catalyst> ur just lucky SileNceR

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2874 (0) [ 2005-07-12, 18:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> "hello helpdesk, i'm a saxaphone player. how do i use the internet?"

Quote #2625 (+2) [ 2005-03-15, 00:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> haha mad
<Rage> just went squid jigging
<WhiteyAIR> you what?
<wild> ...
<Rage> squid jigging
<Rage> fishing for squid
<wild> wait, 'fishing for squid' could also be taken the wrong way...
<Rage> its funny when you catch 'em and they ink all over the place
<wild> :o

Quote #1320 (+2) [ 2003-11-13, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mpot> hmm.... ":q" doesn't work when trying to exit an ssh prompt ;-)
<Radix> funny that.. neither does ZZ :)

Quote #2896 (+2) [ 2005-07-24, 21:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Trenton> hey tim tim
<Eminoir> hello
<Trenton> i need ur assistance
<Trenton> aka. full help
<Trenton> i dont know how to setup thunderbird for gmail
<Eminoir> tried google?
<Trenton> how do i try google?

Quote #2026 (+6) [ 2004-06-03, 22:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> on the way back from pub/crown we saw 6x patrol cars, 3x divvy vans, a police campervan thing and a helicopter
<Rage> all weaving through some park
<CrashDummy> police picnic
<Rage> this was like 1am CrashDummy :P
<CrashDummy> the law never sleeps

Quote #4349 (+10) [ 2008-07-24, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BFM> I wonder what Chuck Norris would do to probability?
<scon|work> Make it a certainty?

Quote #1106 (+130) [ 2003-10-11, 23:45 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> we went for a war drive in the commo, i have a 300W inverter
<Tommmo> anyway so we found this AP.
<Tommmo> then i went to take off again
<Tommmo> and the lights went dim
<Tommmo> and the car stopped :D
<Tommmo> combination of high beam / aircon / 4 laptops + not much car movement made it go flat quick :)
<Tommmo> so we posted a call for help via IRC
<Rik> rofl
<Rage> hahaha nice
<Tommmo> (12:49am) * Aday-LAN (aday@vw18562.dft.com.au) has joined #whirlpool
<Tommmo> (12:49am) <Aday-LAN> Tommmo here.... smarm are you there???
<Tommmo> (12:50am) <Aday-LAN> MrShrub: where are you... ?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> can someone jump start this car :)
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <Aday-LAN> We're.. umm stranded next to an open ap
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> lol...what?
<Tommmo> (12:51am) <MrShrub> HAHAHAHAHA
<Tommmo> >:D
<Tommmo> then the RACV guy turns up and he looks at everyone with laptops in the car outside someone's house at 1AM
<Tommmo> and says 'what the fuck are u blokes doing' :D
<Rage> lol
<Rage> sifnt roll-start
<Rage> or was it auto?
<Tommmo> auto
<FreeFrag> ROFL!!
<Tommmo> i was worried they were gonna discover us iRCiing from their wireless
<Tommmo> and come out the front
<Tommmo> :D
<Rage> hahaa
<Tommmo> whilst stranded :D
<Rage> that'd be so funny
<Rage> "DRIVE MAN DRIVE!!!"
<Rage> "WE CANT"
<Tommmo> hahah..
<Tommmo> "START BITCH"
<Rage> "AAAAHHHHHHHH"
<Rage> heh
<Tommmo> we had an 8 port switch
<Tommmo> and an external omni antenna on the roof :)
<Rage> lol!
<Tommmo> the complete setup :)

Quote #2595 (+3) [ 2005-02-18, 15:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Blagit> ii need 2 dead gfx's cards for Ip aseessmen anyone got dead cards from bad expirements?
<Quadbox> Is there a translator around? We need someone who speaks fluent twit!
<Blagit> sorry, i scuk with this gayass keyboard!
* Manaz looks for thetron or edd91 or perhaps One``
<mazzanet> i didn't do it.
<Manaz> mazza, there's another
<Manaz> plenty of english-twit translators around
<mazzanet> heh