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Quote #2293 (+8) [ 2004-09-19, 12:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<eDust> is it talk like a pirate day again?
<CaptWedgie> aye that be correct eDust
<knowsfords> really? man it seems like only a year ago it was talk like a pirate day
<CaptWedgie> and i figured meh, may as well run with it. lol
* CaptWedgie slices knowsfords with his cutlass
<eDust> well then, i'm going ashore to raid the supermarket. back before midnight
<CaptWedgie> hahaha
<knowsfords> yarr I be bleedin' all over me pirate pants
* eDust is now known as eDust_away
* CaptWedgie tosses knowsfords off the UGBow to feed the sharks
* knowsfords uses his hook to sew up the wound with some catgut
<knowsfords> yarr! they don't want to eat a peice of manly leather like myself...
* knowsfords rides the sharks
* knowsfords makes out with his shark wenches
<knowsfords> avast tis a pirates life.
<CaptWedgie> hahaha

Quote #978 (+7) [ 2003-08-31, 18:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* aftahours contemplates having a shower
* aftahours looks at ajax spray and wipe...hmm this could be easier than what i think

Quote #2138 (+6) [ 2004-07-12, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

Quote #2373 (-1) [ 2004-11-07, 15:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> damn half duplex and full duplex is a pain in teh arse to understand, but i think ive got it
<Hibba> half-duplex = only up or down not both at once
<outonanisl> can someone correct me if im wrong, half duplex for hubs cause hubs are gay, full duplex for switches, cause switches are the bomb shizzle
<Hibba> full-dueples = both ways at once
<outonanisl> and what hibba said
<mazzanet> er
<mazzanet> no
<Fragwizard> ooo dueples
<Fragwizard> :P
<outonanisl> lol dueples ? wtf
<Hibba> gg speeelng
<V8R[wrk]> ie: most gf's are half duplex.. some lucky guys have girlfriends that are full duplex ;)

Quote #3522 (+2) [ 2006-08-23, 23:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

[23:21] <LomTop> windows was never designed to keep programs running

Quote #2636 (+7) [ 2005-03-22, 15:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Junkz> 2 beers and im already feeling it... wtf
<@Sciby> That's because you have girl bits.

Quote #708 (-5) [ 2003-06-29, 04:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> eek
<DJ-Studd> I think I just saw a cow ;)
<tron|SGC> Did it go Meow!?
<DJ-Studd> Yup

Quote #1744 (0) [ 2004-03-15, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Fall> go for 512kbps
<Fall> 256 doesn't allow for "rich multimedia content"
<nko> haha
<nko> it does
<nko> if by rich, you mean shitty
<nko> and multimedia, you mean text
<nko> and content, you mean file
<nko> 256 totally allows for shitty text files :P

Quote #2685 (+1) [ 2005-04-15, 01:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<One``> i have a big head to fit extra dead brain tissue into

Quote #3146 (+10) [ 2005-12-17, 17:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Kim> how much oil should go into a corolla you guys think
<FreeFrag> fillerup
<Kim> well i have put in about 4 litres into it =
<Kim> or 3
<Kim> i cant remember
<auenf> uhh, have you checked the dipstick?
<Kim> the what?
<Kim> dipstick?
<Kim> whats that?

Quote #586 (+16) [ 2003-05-22, 18:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mort-> i really need to clean my kb...its actually quite disgusting
<Squigy> mort-, i know the feeling, espically when your K/B squeltches when you hit keys :P
<mort-> :P
<FreeFrag> :o
<mort-> mine doesnt squelch...what have you been doing over yours? :P
<Squigy> nothing....

Quote #257 (-1) [ 2003-01-17, 12:36 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> I might scrap the salt shaker idea. I started on one but it looked to much like a funky dildo

Quote #4261 (-4) [ 2008-01-11, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to 'www.ocau.com - now with folate!'
<sabs> I thought that said fellate.
* csimwork fellates
<csimwork> :|
<csimwork> :O
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> :8
<Agg> :O=8
<Agg> etc.
<knowsfjord> haha Agg

Quote #3062 (+17) [ 2005-11-02, 02:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jessica> hey
<Jessica> guys
<Jessica> do you think i'd make a good corporate whore?
<Skitzo> tmi?
<Jessica> you idiot.
<NotPeanut> i could see you sleeping with a whole small business at the same time.. but a corporation...
<Jessica> as in
<Jessica> working for a corporation.
<Jessica> such as telstra..
<NotPeanut> that's probably asking a bit much
<Skitzo> As a whore?
<Skitzo> I think you'd be fine

Quote #2524 (+5) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2622 (+2) [ 2005-03-10, 17:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I probably shouldn't half defrost some chick and then put it back in the freezer
<Fod|Work> indeed
<Fod|Work> either bury her or leave her frozen

Quote #4191 (+11) [ 2007-07-27, 17:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wayne> I just got a parcel
<Ghoaty> is it sultanas?
<Gamma> bomb?
<Syxx`> white powder
<Wayne> It is a Dell battery, so the prize goes to Gamma

Quote #3358 (+4) [ 2006-05-10, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsykoSmily> or just buy a chimp and have sex with that
<Recharge> great minds..
[edj] nah... that's just way too michael jackson
<PsykoSmily> lol
<PsykoSmily> you could train the monkey to give perfect head everytime
<PsykoSmily> anyway...
<PsykoSmily> another topic.
* PsykoSmily whistles
<Recharge> oooooooooooook
[edj] yeah, but think of how painful it can get when it instinctively thinks it has to peel the banana first
<PsykoSmily> LOL
<Recharge> you've put far too much imagination into that thought

Quote #593 (+9) [ 2003-05-24, 21:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT!
<sabretooth> <@Junkz> i cant fucken roll for SHIT! <-- But you're so round!

Quote #187 (+1) [ 2002-12-21, 01:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Aaaah, simpsons, is there anything finer?
<Sciby> Maybe a 48 hour non-stop orgasm... but simpsons are a close second.

Quote #716 (+4) [ 2003-07-01, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> janelle: mayb he cums to early
<z3[n]> didnt even get the chance to undress u
<janelle> yeah i take my top off and he cums
<janelle> im like hello ive still got underlayers on..
<Bam> i dont blame him
<z3[n]> lol

Quote #1367 (-1) [ 2003-11-22, 10:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Moose_> It's too early and I am too stiff

Quote #1837 (0) [ 2004-04-15, 11:43 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> multinational and market...I am dyslexic today
<wild> you should join the DNA
<D_Web> DNA?
<wild> D_Web, national dyslexia assosciation. :)

Quote #37 (+16) [ 2002-10-28, 06:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> why is it, I wonder, that you get a bunch of geeks in a room and within minutes they are calling each other homosexual and/or making faux-gay gestures/comments about each other? it's bizarre. (you bunch of fags)

Quote #3078 (+7) [ 2005-11-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

(outy) ok need another sex shop address
(outy) cant find a picture of the dildo i need
(FatMan) ...WHAT?
(outy) need a dildo.

Quote #3237 (+2) [ 2006-02-03, 01:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> is it sad if I go out and just 'admire' my car?
<dec> or peek at it through the window?
<dec> maybe i could just go and sleep in it tonight
<aftahours> lol
<dec> i was serious :(

Quote #3297 (+7) [ 2006-03-28, 21:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

[ @Riksta ] so I can't get out of that fucked up $90 adam wanna charge me???
[ @Frag_Lord ] neg
[ @DarkNation ] hahaha
[ @DarkNation ] owned twice
[ @Frag_Lord ] u have to pay ;)
[ @DarkNation ] WELCOME TO ADAM INTERNT
[ @Riksta ] that's crap that adam wanna charge me $90 to disconnect
[ @Juzzy ] INTERNT
[ @Juzzy ] lol
[ @DarkNation ] Juzzy, its not all internet
[ @DarkNation ] because you are only connected half the time
[ @Juzzy ] INTRNT
[ @DarkNation ] it should be WELCOME TO ADAM INTER [ Read error: No route to host ]

Quote #742 (0) [ 2003-07-07, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bh> roflmango
<PhuckNut> roflmango?
<PhuckNut> roll on the floor laughing my antsized nonexistant gonads off?

Quote #3384 (+9) [ 2006-05-29, 07:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

Grosby: heehee
Grosby: 4 more days.
Grosby: I can't wait until thursday afternoon!
Grosby: :D
knowsfords: whats thursday?
Lurks: day after wednesday, before friday
Grosby: last day of work!
Grosby: :D
Grosby: *dances*
Grosby: then I have 8 months to piss you all off, daily! :D
Grosby: all day
Grosby: everyday
Grosby: :P
Hibba has disconnected: Ping timeout
Lurks: there goes one
Grosby: it's not even thursday yet

Quote #1843 (+3) [ 2004-04-16, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MaNNy`G> RedBull
<MaNNy`G> know how to write a resignation letter?
<RedBull> yep
<RedBull> Dear Poofter
<RedBull> i hate you and i quit
<RedBull> the end
<RedBull> love MaNNy`G
<MaNNy`G> ^_^

Quote #1857 (+8) [ 2004-04-19, 00:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<echelon> smoking makes your lungs look like the inside of a well used, yet unflushed brick shithouse

Quote #2994 (+12) [ 2005-09-21, 01:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Warhamster> sigh, one of these days I'm going to go into Bern's TDS and go "Hi Bern, I'm Warhamster", and he's going to pull out a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of me
<Agg> be sure to film it

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #1242 (+1) [ 2003-10-29, 13:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DDsD> I just raped my face with some alcohol based skin cleaner
<DDsD> I feel so violated

Quote #2973 (+10) [ 2005-09-09, 16:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tatey> mmmm melted cheese and tomato
<Ashley> Ooh. How do you melt tomato?

Quote #221 (0) [ 2003-01-01, 04:05 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> my mouse has cheese grease all over it... sorta nice
<Foos|Food> Carrots: I assume you mean your computer mouse
<Foos|Food> otherwise im worried you are getting all "richard gere" on us.

Quote #241 (+1) [ 2003-01-13, 09:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<K|dDO> wheres sciby's webcam?
<ScibyBusy> Sitting in his underwear with a piece of fried chicken in one hand and his dick in the other.

Quote #1055 (+4) [ 2003-10-03, 01:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Joins: echetest (jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au)
<echelon> Smite him!
* wild[a] sets mode: +b echetest!*jrimms@ids.tuu.utas.edu.au
* echetest was kicked by wild[a] (And Trogdor smote the echetest, and all was laid to burnination!)

Quote #3171 (+2) [ 2006-01-05, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> i prefer to think of them as attainable women, rather than ugly
<Hunter> shard, i only have a few selection criteria
<One``> I require there to be a hole for birthing, and hands for cooking.

Quote #2465 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Doc-> who the noob ?
<Lurks|awy> you
<Mystikos> me!
<TheWedgie> mazzanet!
<Lombers> you are too Mystikos
<Sancho> Kim-
<Lombers> your name sounds like a gay greek island :P

Quote #155 (+4) [ 2002-12-11, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bobSNEE> dont you hate it when you accidently break your mobo while inserting ram :(
<Manaz> bob: You're not supposed to use a hammer!

Quote #19 (+9) [ 2002-10-25, 07:49 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> thetron: i think you are being DDoS'd by common sense, take in the knowledge

Quote #1511 (+7) [ 2004-01-12, 01:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> here we are
<Agg> damn, he found us. off to another channel!

Quote #4173 (+5) [ 2007-06-30, 20:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Thomas> gamma, is it slutty mc fuck cunt?
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks (Fucktard Response Activated - Unallowed word/phrase - tempban 30 s)
* Sticks sets mode: -b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas has joined #overclockers
<Wayne> what did you say thomas?
<Wayne> that got you banned?
<Thomas> wayne, i said C U N T
* Sticks sets mode: +b *!*@192.216.233.220.exetel.com.au
* Thomas was kicked by Sticks ( Fucktard Response - 2nd Offense - Unallowed word/phrase )
<Wayne> lol
<Sticks> bwwaahahaa
<Stygian> ...
<Asteroid> the trick is to suitably obscure it :p
<rodgrech> lol
<Sticks> like I didn't think of that when I wrote it :p
<rodgrech> lets go 3 for 3
* Wayne high fives Sticks

Quote #1214 (+4) [ 2003-10-24, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

[aftahours] hmm is it bad when you reach down and pick up a pair of cocks to clean your monitor

Quote #1851 (+10) [ 2004-04-17, 16:20 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZ|WiFi> Oh fuck
<BenZ|WiFi> we chucked a tommo
<BenZ|WiFi> CD Player + Wireless and now im stuck out the front of someones house on wireless.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, suck it.
<WMinstrel> BenZ, net send the people inside for help.
<V8R[2400]> hmm, i cant spot the problem, BenZ|WiFi
<WMinstrel> "Hello? I'm outside stealing bandwidth, can you help me?"

Quote #792 (-3) [ 2003-07-16, 03:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

* biRo ate the best steak he's ever eaten last night
* biRo salivates
<Draffa> mmmmmm, dead cow :)
<biRo> yes it was a special cow
<biRo> Its name was porterhouse
<biRo> mound of chips
<biRo> diane sauce
<Draffa> most people name their cows daisy...
<biRo> steak was rare btw
<Draffa> sif rare
<Draffa> if I want my dead animal still beeeding i'll find some roadkill

Quote #730 (+1) [ 2003-07-05, 02:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJ-Studd> Midnight snack time. Milk & Cookies
* Agg deletes DJ-Studd's cookies

Quote #2866 (+8) [ 2005-07-07, 20:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BenZor> thetron- did a moron talk? yes you. SHUT UP fuckwit.
<thetron> :P
<Erve> it's funny, cause it's ironic

Quote #270 (0) [ 2003-01-18, 01:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dspringau> so darn quiet for a saturday... somebody must be handing out lives