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Quote #1425 (+6) [ 2003-12-07, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shadey: my pc sound is broken again
Shadey: dad said he was playing battlefields and it just stopped
Shadey: i tried winamp and its broken
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
Shadey: its off. i have the side off the case. i thought it might be the jumpers again. they just can come off cant they?
TheWedgie: no
Shadey: ok its on now
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
TheWedgie: and?
Shadey: it was muted

Quote #1420 (+6) [ 2003-12-06, 22:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@D_Web> Temperature: |CPU #1: 43C, CPU #2: 40C, CPU #1: 3552RPM, CPU #2: 3629RPM, Fan 3: 3629RPM|
<@D_Web> cpu #1 is always 3degrees warmer
<@D_Web> I need to get some decent thermal paste
* Draebor eyes AS5 bigass tube of love
<@Rage> please
<@Rage> keep your ass tubes of love to yourself
<@Rage> dude

Quote #1429 (+6) [ 2003-12-08, 23:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> !google miserable failure
<D_Web> Result: Biography of President George W. Bush - [ http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html ]

Quote #1459 (+6) [ 2003-12-27, 15:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> GAH, i just sat on a piece of coral :(

Quote #1503 (+6) [ 2004-01-11, 20:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i should take a pic of me now
<Rage> none of them are current
<Rage> i'm a lot less boyish :D
<Tommmo> hahahah
<Fod> more girlish now?
<Tommmo> what, you're a bit girly ?
<Tommmo> aha fod beat me to it
<knowsfords> Fod: dammit!
<Tommmo> nothing wrong with that rage
<Tommmo> our society embraces diversity
<knowsfords> and if you want to be a women, we wont stop you.

Quote #1510 (+6) [ 2004-01-12, 01:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ernnotZZzz> http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/gallery/press/spirit/20040106a/PIA04995_br2.jpg proof that aliens exist on mars........
<Fod> it takes superior intelligence to craft a desert that boring?

Quote #1546 (+6) [ 2004-01-21, 21:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> what do you call a mexian guy who's had his car stolen?
<D_Web> Carlos

Quote #1606 (+6) [ 2004-02-08, 15:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<j> At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
<c> I make it a rule not to have sex while programming

Quote #1612 (+6) [ 2004-02-09, 00:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> sif the red cross needs more donations, all they need do is ask fucking kerry packer to extract some blood from a stone

Quote #1622 (+6) [ 2004-02-10, 22:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Erve slaps echelon around a bit with a large trout
* echelon de-trouts Erve
<Erve> nooo
* Erve slaps echelon with a yellow-fin tuna
<Erve> it's just not the same :(
<echelon> rofl

Quote #1668 (+6) [ 2004-02-20, 19:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PsychoMatt> cos ur all talking about me behind my back
<PsychoMatt> plotting my demise
<PsychoMatt> you sadistic, cruel, people
<Lurks> we dont need to plot your demise, you can do that yourself, we are just waiting for the ops to spot your demise
<@sniper64> your demise can be easily arranged
* sniper64 sets mode: +b *!*@203.122.65.45

Quote #1678 (+6) [ 2004-02-23, 15:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> 1 AUD = 0.772513 USD !?!
<brembo`> was almost 0.8USD on friday
<knowsfords> someone sneezed brembo` :/
<echelon> someone shat on an Australian $20 bill and posted it to George Bush

Quote #1700 (+6) [ 2004-02-29, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nwatts> http://www.fu-fme.com/ < that's the one.. i've written an IRC highlight vibration script for it
<Tap3k> lol
<nwatts> taking PC obession to new levels

Quote #1726 (+6) [ 2004-03-06, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Largo) your computer is your new spouse and/or partner
(PsychoMatt) damn right
(PsychoMatt) it folds but it doesnt iron :(
(Largo) LOL

Quote #1750 (+6) [ 2004-03-18, 22:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<JunkzZzZzZ> im gonna go get laid! :P
<sabretooth> Junkz, leave Sticks alone!

Quote #1753 (+6) [ 2004-03-21, 13:38 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Matt-R> and now its back to 17 hours
<@timace> 17 hrs?
<@Matt-R> to finish this ut2004 torrent
<@timace> ahhhh
<@timace> at least it'll be there for you within the next year
<@timace> on my connection, by the time it downloads, UT2010 will be out :P
<@Matt-R> lol

Quote #1770 (+6) [ 2004-03-25, 20:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<gords> this channel is getting taken over by tasmanians =(
<Nozz> <gords> this channel is getting taken over by tasmanians =( <-- you know you love us
* Nozz group hugs Crystal, Saga, jase etc
<Tensop> tasmanians suck
<Crystal> Tasmania power! :D
<Tensop> heh, nozz, Crystal`, Saga and jase are all brothers/sisters :)

Quote #1775 (+6) [ 2004-03-26, 16:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bdboy142> lot going on here:|
<Agg> it's friday night, all the cool people are out partying.
<Agg> and you and i are in here. hi.

Quote #1786 (+6) [ 2004-03-29, 17:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Owen> What's better than winning the paralymics?
<Owen> Legs.

Quote #1800 (+6) [ 2004-04-04, 14:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

* zenman 's real penis is twice as big as all of your, who gives a shit about epenis
<notbh> zenman: 4 inches? whoa thats huge
<notbh> :P
<@VooDoo> mines only 3"
<nwatts> oh, and all you are real mature
<@VooDoo> but my wife likes it that wide
<zenman> ha ha ha

Quote #1804 (+6) [ 2004-04-06, 10:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazza[W]> wtf
<mazza[W]> my mum wont take me into work because of the socks im wearing
<mazza[W]> :|

Quote #1806 (+6) [ 2004-04-06, 18:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Skitzo> a 15yo girl is being charged as a child pornographer for posting pictures of herself on the net
<Skitzo> WTF>
<DrillSGT> yeah
<DrillSGT> seen it, no pics :/

Quote #1815 (+6) [ 2004-04-09, 14:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> anyone got a link so i can setup apache (version 2) start on boot for linux
<athlonxp> add it to your autoexec.bat

Quote #1849 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 11:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Now talking in #overclockers
*** Topic is ''trent in datacentre now, server swap proceeding''
*** Joins: Matthew (Matthew@210.11.227.133)
<Matthew> is OCAU Down?
*** reax sets mode: +b *!*@210.11.227.133
*** Matthew was kicked by reax (yeah whatever)

Quote #1853 (+6) [ 2004-04-17, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> * Nozzette is now known as Nozz <--another sex change funded by medicare >:-(
<Falkor> i NEED IT

Quote #1877 (+6) [ 2004-04-26, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<\Roscoe\> Does anyone use the PIPE news servers for binaries?
<Rage> thats just a fancy way of saying "how do i download warez from pipe?" :P

Quote #1891 (+6) [ 2004-04-29, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Nozz> Stix is the only one I'd consider to be a genuine beanpole
<Tallyrand> wish i was a bean pole not a brick shithouse
<Saga> what? red and with mortar in your cracks Tallyrand?

Quote #1926 (+6) [ 2004-05-06, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<timace> roflburgers
<Fall> what the fuck
<Fall> roflburgers? !!!!
<Fall> man, I like my burgers on a fucking PLATE and NOT LAUGHING

Quote #1973 (+6) [ 2004-05-17, 22:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<predder|A> mmm segmented downloading @ 50kb/s
<predder|A> ahh god fucking dammit Banzai... all that effort and i've already seen it
<Banzai> AHAHAHAHAH
<ethanol> AHAHAHAHAH
<Hunter> caps is not for general purpose use
<Hunter> its like writing in red pen
<Z> OKAY EVERYONE LISTEN TO HUNTER. THANKYOU.
<Hunter> >:
<predder|A> heh what a champion
<ethanol> hi Z
<Crystal> OMG
<d00dz> Z u wh0re
<Crystal> Z SPOKE!!! I'M AMAZED

Quote #2125 (+6) [ 2004-07-09, 21:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ace234 wants 1TB of space for the wank factor
* kizzap wants the wank
<kizzap> factor too

Quote #2138 (+6) [ 2004-07-12, 21:23 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rufus> rego due soon though :(
<nko> mines till feb! D:
<Rufus> D:?
<Rufus> D:\
<Rufus> D:\>
<Rufus> D:\> format c: /u /q /autotest
<Rufus> yay!
* nko mind boggles

Quote #2140 (+6) [ 2004-07-13, 07:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<chubba> it would appear all of austnet is fucked
<ethanol> chubba: i'm sure there is at least one virgin there

Quote #2158 (+6) [ 2004-07-19, 10:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Draffa> Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* Draffa closed the wrong window!
<Draffa> a whole hour of work, GONE!
<wolfeh_> it's ok i have our cyber on logs :D
<Draffa> FUCK!

Quote #2170 (+6) [ 2004-07-21, 01:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> thanks for sharing
<FatMan> it makes you randy, agg.
<Agg> no, abusing power makes me randy, so keep on being a smartarse.. :)

Quote #2226 (+6) [ 2004-08-06, 01:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i was riding agg :)
<Agg> you were riding me??
<Agg> that explains those saddle-sores, hmm

Quote #2313 (+6) [ 2004-09-30, 17:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<D_Web> I can't be bothered getting invoved with anyone
<Strange1> that just sounds a little forced...
<Strange1> Like " I could get a Ferrari, but I dont like the colours"
<D_Web> oh
<D_Web> ok then
<D_Web> nobody would ever want to go out with me
<D_Web> there :P
<Crudmuffin> buwahaha
<Strange1> I wasnt trying to make u feel bad :O
<Strange1> but if you insist...
<Strange1> :P
<D_Web> yeah, well, I suppose the letter bombs say it better than you ever could :/

Quote #2332 (+6) [ 2004-10-15, 01:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> hangon, they charge you for the sauce? bastards.
<predder> like 30 cents!
<Agg> damn those capitalist swine.
<GFORCE> sup Agg
<Agg> I don't even know what it's supposed to mean. What's up? Nothing's up, I'm sitting in irc, wtf is up with you, homey-g dawg bro nizzle-shizzle bizniatch?
<GFORCE> Hey Agg whats cracking?
<Agg> removing copyright-protection from software, GFORCE.
<Agg> that's what cracking is.

Quote #2421 (+6) [ 2004-12-10, 15:29 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> anyone know how much a sheepskin costs? like one of those flat-sheep-shaped rugs.
<lunar_c> lol
<lunar_c> about 120, agg
<Agg> hmm
<lunar_c> and it's a fleece.
<lunar_c> technically.
<Agg> boy, i feel sheepish now.
<lunar_c> oh god how long have you been saving that old chestnut.
<WM|KG--> Stop fleecing him damnit.
<Agg> i can baaahly stand it.
* lunar_c explodes from all the pun
<lunar_c> *BANG*
<WM|KG--> I'm out of pun.
<Agg> aww, i thought ewe might ram us.
<lunar_c> it was all a little too .. pungent for me.
<WM|KG--> AIEEE
* WM|KG-- has left #overclockers
<lunar_c> ewe baaaahstard, agg.
<Agg> woold you like me to stop now? :)

Quote #2466 (+6) [ 2005-01-04, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Agg> <acebed> have a gf but she is the no sex before marriage type <-- they still make those?
<Alyra> so they rock even better!
<biatch> They're $999 without mounts here!

Quote #2485 (+6) [ 2005-01-10, 01:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> our notes servers are like uni students during o-week
<Agg> going down all the time?

Quote #2494 (+6) [ 2005-01-14, 14:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> LCD's have crap colour reproduction
<brembo`> only 16bit as opposed to CRT's 24bit
<WhiteyFord> yeah, i never understood why apple went bonkers over LCD
<WhiteyFord> its worse for designers
<TheWedgie> but the wank factor is higher
<WhiteyFord> which proves that most designers still use Macs just because they're posers, not because they're actually better (even though im a designer myself)
<TheWedgie> hahaha

Quote #2524 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 11:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<edj> oh hey mazza, can you get decryption's mobile number for me plz plz plz ^_^ i lost it when my phone died
<FreeFrag> edj, would you give your phone number to mazzaBBQ? Even if it was for someone else?
<edj> yep probably
<FreeFrag> :o
<edj> I'm desperately lonely
<edj> and want people to call me
<edj> lol

Quote #2529 (+6) [ 2005-01-23, 16:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

<David> *poof*
<Skitzo> Whoah
<Skitzo> David finally came out of the closet.
<David> yeah I was just getting a shirt
<Fragwizard> LOL
* Fragwizard falls over.

Quote #2541 (+6) [ 2005-01-27, 18:07 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> What's a new magna worth?
<Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy.
<FreeFrag> Shouldn't you be asleep narcolepsy?
<Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality?
<FreeFrag> <Narc|NWN> Tree fiddy. <Narc|NWN> Shouldn't you come up with a joke that has even the tiniest bit of originality? <--Heh :)

Quote #2544 (+6) [ 2005-01-28, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Maniac> this week has been an anus horribilis with regard to netbanking and freight
<ruprecht> annus :)
<BigTonka> hehehe otherwise you might need some special ointment ;)
<Maniac> lol

Quote #2601 (+6) [ 2005-02-22, 04:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter_> A master corporal from Ontario, the lead sniper of his three-man team, said when they first landed in the combat zone "our spider senses were tingling.... It was night and we didn't know what to expect."
<MadHatter_> ahahahahaha
<MadHatter_> sniperman... sniperman... does what ever a sniper can
<Aedan_18br> haha
<Draffa> lol
<MadHatter_> shoots a terrorist, any size, kills alqaeda, just like flies... lookout!
<MadHatter_> here comes the sniperman?

Quote #2610 (+6) [ 2005-02-25, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TheWedgie> school pc's used to suck cock
<Strange1> ours didnt!
<Strange1> or else we would have used them more

Quote #2611 (+6) [ 2005-02-25, 19:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Nza has quit IRC (Quit: Apples and oranges aren't that different. Their weight is similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both spherical. They serve the same purpose. With the exception of a tangerine, I can't think of anything more similiar to an orange than an apple.)
* Reaver hands Nza the Strangest Quit Message award

Quote #2626 (+6) [ 2005-03-15, 12:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`a> goin to get my usb memory
<sickfordsy> I have some usb memory
<sickfordsy> the doctors said it was necissary or my brain will die.
<WhiteyFord> I cant wait until I have the option to plug a usb cord into my arm.. well.. firewire would be better.. but you cant win em all
<sickfordsy> isn't usb 2 faster?
<sickfordsy> and isn't gigabit ethernet faster than that?
<sickfordsy> I'd rather gbe.
<Falk|Work> Lets all just get fibre to our brains aye?
<sickfordsy> I wonder if I am tcp/ip compliant?
<sickfordsy> I was born before it was implemented I'm sure.
<TheWedgie> lol
<Crudmuffin> heh

Quote #2634 (+6) [ 2005-03-21, 20:40 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Falkor> gonna send my gf a txt
<Falkor> 'HAHAHAH I HAVE A PORNO WITH KATE RICHIE IN IT HAHAHA SHE HAS BIG JUGS'