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Quote #98 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 01:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<reverb`> wet the end the just jerk it right?

Quote #100 (+6) [ 2002-11-20, 05:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rainwulf> unless i had a degree in sikogy
<rainwulf> er.... silokgy
<Darkness> Tell me you're not trying to spell psychology!
<rainwulf> darkness: yes
<Moose> lol

Quote #119 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 03:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<PooJou> everyones leaving :(
<WhiteyFord> im not.. baby

Quote #120 (+6) [ 2002-11-23, 05:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

Quote #124 (+6) [ 2002-11-25, 08:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<risesies> Rudeboi: im not complaining my names in the topic :D
<Rudeboi> so if the topic said "<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock" you'ld be happy your name was in the topic?
<risesies> umm ok maybe not :)
<Rudeboi> risesies: too late
*** sniper1400 changed topic to '<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock"'
<Cav> so it was written in oz.org 3:11, and so it was done
<risesies> oh fuck

Quote #135 (+6) [ 2002-12-04, 08:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Narcolepsy busts a groove...
<Narcolepsy> Yo, the name is Batty...
<Narcolepsy> The logic is erratic...
<Narcolepsy> Potato in a jacket..
<Narcolepsy> Nothing in the attic...
<Narcolepsy> I rant and I ramble...
<Narcolepsy> My brain is scrambled...
<Narcolepsy> Rap like an animal...
<Narcolepsy> But I'm a mammal!!!
<MicK|WorK> ahaha
* MicK|WorK starts human beat boxing

Quote #219 (+6) [ 2003-01-01, 03:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Carrots> feel like a dog shat in my head :-(
<jase> better than a camel shitting in your mouth
<Carrots> ew

Quote #249 (+6) [ 2003-01-15, 12:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Forraje> my gf doesn't know the extent of my OCAU addiction yet :)
<eazy> I'm sure she's wondering if you have another "woman".
<Forraje> "are you cheating on me with one of those internet sluts?"
<eazy> hahaha
<Forraje> "well, if you consider Agg an internet slut, then yeah, i guess"
<Hibba> yeh bh, is ur internet slut
<nismo> yeh its bh
<Narc|ZzZz> No, bh is his bitch...
<Forraje> bh thrusts himself upon me
<Forraje> completely unwanted attention
<bh> Forraje I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd kinda love to make love to you tonight

Quote #267 (+6) [ 2003-01-17, 11:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<|kermie|> hahahahah SHEP, where every person has a nickname
<Baker> hahahahaha irc, where every person has a nickname

Quote #347 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #362 (+6) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #400 (+6) [ 2003-03-14, 06:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

* DJ-Studd is glad that he has carrots on his ignore list
<Carrots> good on you dj studd,, you cant see me slagging off your mum
* Fragwizard wonders for a moment.
* Agg sets mode: +b *!*@(hidden)
* Carrots was kicked by Agg (if you're an idiot and you know it, have a ban)

Quote #425 (+6) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #572 (+6) [ 2003-05-18, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Frag|Sleep hands Malbert a nice fresh shit
<Malbert> mmm
<Frag|Sleep> tasty?
<Malbert> like a bbq chicken

Quote #630 (+6) [ 2003-06-06, 16:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lombers> crap, that was the best idea I've had for my GF's bday by far
<sabz> You're going to play the piano for her with your MiniLombers?
<wild[a]> LOL
<Lombers> don't laugh, I play the piano :)
<Lombers> but I don't have a minilombers :(
<sabz> bwahahah
<Lombers> I was going to get tickets for coldplay
<wild[a]> roflmfao
<Nozz> hahahaha

Quote #639 (+6) [ 2003-06-08, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> ur just a kid urself
<FreeFrag> IT'S SPELT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE
<Narcolepsy> *your...
<Gibbon> hehe
<VooDoo> lol

Quote #661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111

Quote #671 (+6) [ 2003-06-15, 15:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Charlie^^> God damn i hate employers
<Charlie^^> Especcially when they owe you around 600$
<Charlie^^> And then go so far into debt they have to go to sydney for a few months to get out of back debt
<Trav_> well that's why you don't be someones bitch then

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #753 (+6) [ 2003-07-09, 00:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Darkness): So, if i was to ban rocket, both of them would be quiet huh...
* Darkness rubs his chin in an interesting manner
* Lombers also rubs his chin
(Darkness): Lombers: Dude, that's my elbow. You can get out from under there now.
(Lombers): Darkness: your elbow?? I thought it was......errrmm, right
(Darkness): Heh, It isn't THAT cold, Lombers. :)

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #823 (+6) [ 2003-07-28, 14:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Eroda> noone love me :(
<sabretooth> Nup.
<sabretooth> Feel the unlove.
<biatch> that's ok Eroda, i'll unlove you
* Lurks feels sabretooth's unlove
<Iroquois> err
<Rik|busy> hmmm
<sabretooth> Unhhh.
* Rik|busy runs away
<sabretooth> How about you don't
<Lurks> shit thats going to get chopped
* Lurks waits for the OCAU Topic Surgeon to arrive
<Rik|busy> it's a rather topical conversation...
<sabretooth> Someone's probably at smokeyou right now.
<Lurks> yeah and it is probally you
<sabretooth> I'd rather not have a record of that, personally. :)

Quote #835 (+6) [ 2003-07-31, 19:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> hmm, im getting real sick of viagra spam.. im freaking 20 years old.. i need a pill that does the OPPOSITE
<knowsfords> hmm a pauline hanson naked pill?

Quote #856 (+6) [ 2003-08-08, 16:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- thetron was kicked off #overclockers by Agg (At first you must realise, there is no funny. The only thing being kicked is you.)

Quote #860 (+6) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #874 (+6) [ 2003-08-10, 23:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> shouldnt people be in bed by now?
<@sniper2083> Rik you should be cos its ADULTS hour now
<@Agg> adult hour? do we get exotic dancers and gambling?

Quote #904 (+6) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #994 (+6) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #1065 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 06:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Wanna go for a drink Rage? I know this place around the corner...
<Rage> come pick me up
<FreeFrag> You're like a little pixie you are! *smooch*
<FreeFrag> thankgoodness we have eachother Rage
<Rage> its god's way of punishing me
<Rage> FREEFRAG LET GO OF ME

Quote #1075 (+6) [ 2003-10-05, 08:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MadHatter> i notice your interests include women, i cant help but wonder do their interests include you

Quote #1094 (+6) [ 2003-10-09, 05:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

* echelon grabs Nozz's boobs
<Nozz> Hope you like 'em hairy echelon.
<echelon> :licklips:

Quote #1100 (+6) [ 2003-10-10, 03:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(bh`): go go action internet
(FreeFrag): You're with bigpond. You've connected to IRC. THat's an achievement.

Quote #1141 (+6) [ 2003-10-15, 18:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> FUCK
<neolithic> sister clicked restart on gateway
<rade> bye neolithic :P
<neolithic> turns out it was log off :P
<Darmok> panic merchant
<Fodzilla> drama queen
<aftahours> poof

Quote #1154 (+6) [ 2003-10-18, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whiteb> i wish I had zoom on my camera
<kas-> just buy a broomstick handle
<kas-> and attach the camera to the end
<whiteb> LOL
<kas-> :)
<kas-> that's great zoom!

Quote #1180 (+6) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #1215 (+6) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #1221 (+6) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #1283 (+6) [ 2003-11-06, 14:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Wiz> couldnt be anymore fucked off with Telstra if they had fucked me off with a specially modified, overclocked and supercharged fucking-off machine

Quote #1304 (+6) [ 2003-11-11, 21:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sam cochrane> i need friends
<sam cochrane> please?
<sam cochrane> am willing to pay

Quote #1386 (+6) [ 2003-11-27, 12:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CapnChron> Man.. I hate it when my mum is home
<yale_work> CapnChron, can't fuck your sister on the kitchen bench?
<CapnChron> lol
<CapnChron> no, even worse!
<CapnChron> Mum's bed!

Quote #1403 (+6) [ 2003-11-30, 20:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> I'm lonely, I don't bark
<Rik> I lick my balls and sniff other's arses though

Quote #1425 (+6) [ 2003-12-07, 22:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

Shadey: my pc sound is broken again
Shadey: dad said he was playing battlefields and it just stopped
Shadey: i tried winamp and its broken
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
Shadey: its off. i have the side off the case. i thought it might be the jumpers again. they just can come off cant they?
TheWedgie: no
Shadey: ok its on now
TheWedgie: go down to the system tray and click on the nforce control panel icon
TheWedgie: and?
Shadey: it was muted

Quote #1426 (+6) [ 2003-12-08, 17:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

<passedoutkitten> life sucks and i swallow like the two dollar whore that i am.
<Apoc> wait
<Apoc> $2?
<Apoc> where the fuck is my change?!?!

Quote #1469 (+6) [ 2003-12-31, 14:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Hmm, I think I'll send a postcard to my new sponser child. :D
<Agg-> postcard of what?
<Agg-> send him a picture of a big juicy steak.
<Agg-> man, i'm so going to hell.
<Gibbon> Half Eaten

Quote #1481 (+6) [ 2004-01-06, 20:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<sicc> do you guys ever have dreams about finding an fx-51 processor and 1gig of registerd ddr on the ground
<sicc> it's starting to worry me, this is 2nd time its happened to me
<ColdFusion> you are geek style dreams sicc
<Narc|Q2> No sicc, I dream about cars and pussy like normal people :)