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Quote #347 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 02:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Immo_G> morrowind isn't about good or evil, or adventuring
<Immo_G> its about making money
<Immo_G> and killing people standing around, and stealing all their clothes
<Immo_G> and leaving a long trail of naked dead people in your wake

Quote #349 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 12:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> you think your safe. You say something silly, and then an op steps out of the Darkness (lol a pub ;)) and inserts you in the topic.
<FreeFrag> gah a pub rather
<FreeFrag> PUN FFS
<Yaleman> lol FreeFrag
* Darkness submits to smokeyou.
<sabretooth> FreeFrag: dork!
<FreeFrag> *sigh* *sob*

Quote #350 (+6) [ 2003-02-22, 13:08 ] [ + | - | X ]

<colabus-> -colabus- Welcome colabus-, this channel has been relocated to #Scripting. There we can cover a broader variety of codes/sources!
<colabus-> ther :)
<colabus> took you long enough..
<colabus-> get fucked.
<colabus> no chicks here.. looks like just me and me
<colabus-> lol.. true
<dodgo> christ almighty your a disturbing little fucker
<colabus> ;)

Quote #362 (+6) [ 2003-02-28, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quilb> quick quick get some scissors and cut the cables connected to your ADSL / diaup modem.
<Chamelion> ok
<Chamelion> 1 secx
<Chamelion> sec*
* Quits: Chamelion (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Quote #372 (+6) [ 2003-03-03, 19:09 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Quilb): whats it called when you tape a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): um.. taping a show to watch it later?
(Quilb): no. time something or rahter
(Quilb): rather*
(Falkor[A]): um..
(Falkor[A]): recording a show to watch it later?
(Falkor[A]): wait.. wait.. i know this one.. i know it..
(Falkor[A]): oh! time recording a show to watch it later!

Quote #415 (+6) [ 2003-03-22, 20:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dedge> has anyone heard of moby towing?
<Frosty> is that where you get a whale and tow it behind your boat?
<Dedge> haha
<Dedge> that's what the company is called
<Frosty> so theres a company that specialises in moving fat pieces of blubber?
* Frosty looks at his sister

Quote #417 (+6) [ 2003-03-23, 22:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Leigh> that was the nastiest thing ever.. my mum walked into my room and starting searching around in my drawers.. so i said, what are you doing.. and she says searching for haemoroid cream, i thought hmm.. what ever.. and went about my business.. when i asked her again she whooped out a small tube of it from my drawer..
<Leigh> who the fuck plants haemoroid cream on peoples

Quote #425 (+6) [ 2003-03-26, 23:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Enfilade> How old was your sister?
<Melchior> 19
<Melchior> she moved out
<Melchior> and was threating us
<@LoneWolf_> wanna say hello to her Melchior? *nudges bitch in ribs* :P
<Melchior> rofl
<Melchior> not really
<Melchior> i had to mow her lawn
<Melchior> it was 1m high and its huge
<@LoneWolf_> couldn't she just wax?

Quote #458 (+6) [ 2003-04-12, 09:48 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Daemon> just don't do what a guy I used to work with did, got done for DD, then crash tackled the police officer who arrested him :)
<Daemon> that doesn't look good in court
<shift> yeah, he should have waited and tackled the judge

Quote #530 (+6) [ 2003-05-05, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Firemoth> Cav, I've tried rubbing it.. doesn't work.

Quote #572 (+6) [ 2003-05-18, 10:02 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Frag|Sleep hands Malbert a nice fresh shit
<Malbert> mmm
<Frag|Sleep> tasty?
<Malbert> like a bbq chicken

Quote #579 (+6) [ 2003-05-20, 03:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<arkenstone> cSmith: you've got a kid?
<cSmith> yer
<arkenstone> cSmith: i picked you as an early20s kinda guy
<cSmith> < 23, 24 next month..
<arkenstone> What happened, if you don't mind me asking?
<cSmith> arkenstone, we had sex

Quote #639 (+6) [ 2003-06-08, 19:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<z3[n]> ur just a kid urself
<FreeFrag> IT'S SPELT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE
<Narcolepsy> *your...
<Gibbon> hehe
<VooDoo> lol

Quote #642 (+6) [ 2003-06-09, 14:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|Busy> I'm seriously thinking about driving down the road to grab some lollies..
<Banzai> Narc|Busy you fat poo. If it's just down the road ... WALK!
<Narc|Busy> Some sour lollies would go down well...
<Narc|Busy> It's about a 45 minute walk Banzai, I can't afford to waste an hour and a half today...
<Banzai> Well, that isn't down the road is it?
<Narc|Busy> It's only a 5 minute drive...
<Yaleman> Banzai: it IS down the road, just a fair distance
<Rage> narc, just how slow do you walk?
<Narc|Busy> What you should ask is how fast I drive..

Quote #661 (+6) [ 2003-06-12, 10:17 ] [ + | - | X ]

<nintendofreak555> how about this idea 4 a game:a fps where you go into an alternate dimension where its likethe underworld and u have to fight demons to get keys to open a portal 2 ur homeland
<TonyTheTiger1122> BORING
<Teddy_Dudeman> That's DOOM you moron
<nintendofreak555> FCKU!!1111

Quote #715 (+6) [ 2003-07-01, 20:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

* MOH[A]MED sets mode: +o rgasim

Quote #718 (+6) [ 2003-07-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<al_b> what cool things can be done on the streets of melb?
<D_Web-Wire> prostitution

Quote #751 (+6) [ 2003-07-08, 01:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

* @MOH[A]MED is back (Back from: brain my does function properly not food without) Gone for 18mins 36secs
<@MzSuNsHiNe> moe ur brain my does function properly not food without <--- dosn't make sense

Quote #762 (+6) [ 2003-07-10, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Greg> i am so fucking pissed off now
<Greg> and i cant remember why :(

Quote #771 (+6) [ 2003-07-11, 04:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

* ernest has taken a new pertfollio, as minister for spelling, his first order of business is to spellcheck hibba's post
(Hibba): shhh, special
(ernest): :D
(ernest): took a while, I wasn't making no typos in that
(Draffa): pertfolio eh?
(Darkness): pertfollio..
(Hibba): ha
(MadHatter): lol
(Darkness): It's like, a more perky portfolio, one you would find in a high school gym class.

Quote #782 (+6) [ 2003-07-14, 19:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Decker> best $17 I ever bought today
<Redback> you bought $17 ?

Quote #796 (+6) [ 2003-07-16, 22:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Frag|Shwr> Yes, I am a man. And a fine specimin at that. Just look at me. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1621717
<Agg> no, you are a condom full of walnuts
<Firemoth> Mmm, walnut filled condoms.

Quote #806 (+6) [ 2003-07-21, 20:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> ah fuck.
<aftahours> my toe just got electrectued
<aftahours> i stcuk it in n the plug
<aftahours> :@
<aftahours> ah fuck..its like alll numb. :

Quote #860 (+6) [ 2003-08-09, 02:10 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg has joined #overclockers
* Z sets mode: +o Agg
<Rage> thats a que to go to bed i think
<Rage> night
* Rage is now known as RageZzZ
<Agg> what, me entering irc? :)
<RageZzZ> my terrible shame :(
<Agg> "shit, agg's in IRC, it must be 2am! i've got to get to bed!"

Quote #884 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 10:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

<NozzUni> breaky?
<Erve> the most important meal of the day
<echelon> until lunchtime that is

Quote #888 (+6) [ 2003-08-12, 21:04 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> saw a fatality today
<predder> a death?
<Erve> :/
<Lurks> predder: no a birth
<StormCyko> i've never seen a fatality
<Erve> no, I killed someone in mortal kombat
<Erve> of course a death

Quote #898 (+6) [ 2003-08-13, 21:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Dr[a]ebor> EVIL
* Dr[a]ebor STABS
<brembo`a> stab ya caps lock there
* Dr[a]ebor REALISES HIS KB IS STUCK IN CAPS SOMEHOW FFS
*** Dr[a]ebor Quit (Quit: REBOOTARRRGGGGHH!!)

Quote #904 (+6) [ 2003-08-14, 21:51 ] [ + | - | X ]

*** Andyclean is now known as Andypoo
<sabretooth> Does this mean you're covered in poo now?

Quote #909 (+6) [ 2003-08-15, 14:16 ] [ + | - | X ]

-:- Agg [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
-:- mode/#Overclockers [+o Agg] by Z
<Excession> WB
<Hybrid> good morrow Agg
-:- Agg- [agg@m076-093.nv.iinet.net.au] has joined #Overclockers
<Agg-> grr
<Excession> Welcome back - again - Agg.
<echelon> Agg-: are you any relation to Agg?
<Barto_ACT> lol
<Agg-> i'm his evil twin. so watch out!
<echelon> lol

Quote #961 (+6) [ 2003-08-28, 20:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Skitzo) i like girls with small hands because it makes my cock look big

Quote #967 (+6) [ 2003-08-29, 15:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Erve> Yeah, everyone knows that i'm a flaming homosexual

Quote #994 (+6) [ 2003-09-03, 22:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Crudmuffin> FUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNTS!!!
<D_Web> hahahah
<Crudmuffin> I didn't mean to paste that :)
<Crudmuffin> Anyway, I'm going to bed.

Quote #1054 (+6) [ 2003-10-02, 20:11 ] [ + | - | X ]

<brembo`> half life 2 source code got out
<brembo`> interesting
<Lombers> yeah, check this out
<Lombers> I found the new Duke Nukem source code earlier today. Check it out...
<Lombers> do
<Lombers> { 'nothing' }
<Lombers> while
<Lombers> { 'heads = asses' }
<Lombers> That was pretty much all of it.
<Falkor> lol
<Strange1> lol
<wild> lmao
<Lombers> someone posted that at tech report
<Lombers> and at slashdot, someone said "Looks like there will be a linux port after all"
<echelon> lol

Quote #1065 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 06:21 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> Wanna go for a drink Rage? I know this place around the corner...
<Rage> come pick me up
<FreeFrag> You're like a little pixie you are! *smooch*
<FreeFrag> thankgoodness we have eachother Rage
<Rage> its god's way of punishing me
<Rage> FREEFRAG LET GO OF ME

Quote #1069 (+6) [ 2003-10-04, 16:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<thetron> well "your a homo"
<thetron> :D
<sabretooth> "you're" :)
<yale|php> well, "you can't spell"
<yale|php> yup
<thetron> You's go also false teeth
<yale|php> thetron: give up while you're way behind man

Quote #1087 (+6) [ 2003-10-08, 01:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<neolithic> rofl - hl2 beta
<gs--> is it acutally out ?
<gs--> i heard it was just gay pr0n
<Nemmy> nah there is 2
<Nemmy> one is gay pron one is the actual release
<Fod> you know which one i'll be downloading
* Fod winks
<Sciby> Pervert.
<Fod> what's so perverted about halflife2?
<Fod> weirdo.
<yaleman> yeah, downloading hl2 is sick dude
<yaleman> get the gay pr0n

Quote #1127 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 16:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Mooksta> What's news?
<echelon> Smartarse Answer:
<echelon> news ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nz, nyz)
<echelon> pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
<echelon> Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by newspapers, periodicals, radio, or television.
<echelon> A presentation of such information, as in a newspaper or on a newscast.
<echelon> New information of any kind: The requirement was news to him.
<echelon> Newsworthy material: “a public figure on a scale unimaginable in America; whatever he did was news” (James Atlas).
<echelon> Non Smartarse answer:
<echelon> I'm getting a car, Saga is getting a new computer, Nozz is idling along with Omi, Wardog is STILL sleeping and Sponge is in and out.

Quote #1128 (+6) [ 2003-10-13, 22:13 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pokebiatch.jpg <---*chuckle* Have a guess at what it is before you open it. I know it certianly wasn't what I was expecting.
<bh> WHAT THE FUCK FREEFAG
<bh> KILL IT WITH FIRE
<afta[DVD]> lol bh..
<biatch> How rood.
<FreeFrag> oh, hello biatch :)
<Quadbox> FreeFrag: Can you please provide couselling, for conditions arising from seeing that image? :p
* Poo[hw] feels optic nerve burning
<Daemon> what the?!
<Poo[hw]> MY EYES
<FreeFrag> Quadbox, /pm biatch
* Reaver huddles in corner muttering "kill me now..."
<Snufkin`> omg
<Daemon> FreeFrag: what the hell is that!
<Snufkin`> mine eyes
<FreeFrag> Now guys, keeping in mind the last link, what do you think this is? http://www.eek3.net/upload/files/pricklypete.jpg
<Snufkin`> FreeFrag made the baby Snufkin` cry :`(
<RoCaErIx_> FreeFrag ROFL
<Poo[hw]> FreeFrag: LOL what a champion
<Reaver> goddammit FreeFrag you're pulling out all the stops

Quote #1134 (+6) [ 2003-10-15, 02:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<bundy> i havent had so much fun since i got my dick caught in the toaster

Quote #1144 (+6) [ 2003-10-16, 14:27 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WhiteyFord> yeah so do you need any parts from my EA before I sell it?
<Walkinshaw> such as?
<WhiteyFord> i dunno, i just thought you might say "omg, i need this ONE part" or something
<kicker-kid> who would want parts off a ford
<supa-roo> exactly if it was some jap car, course theyd want parts cause they always break
<kicker-kid> righhhhttt
<kicker-kid> still doesnt cure the fact that fords are ghey
<WhiteyFord> sure
<kicker-kid> they are
<WhiteyFord> so um, you going to go play with your toys now or what?
<kicker-kid> a toy that will kane your ford
<supa-roo> hahaha
<supa-roo> come one fire up boy
<supa-roo> un educated arguments are cool
<kicker-kid> ok
<WhiteyFord> hmm.. kane eh? whats that.. like the bastard child of english?
<kicker-kid> fuckup idiot
<WhiteyFord> nice
<WhiteyFord> so moving along now
<kicker-kid> u know what i meant
<kicker-kid> oh and if da real kicker kid comes on dont tell him i was on here ok
* kicker-kid (solobaric1@vw5349.iprimus.net.au) has left #caraudioaustralia (http://www.drcorp.net/)
<WhiteyFord> sure thing pal
<supa-roo> specialy when its a regesterd nick

Quote #1154 (+6) [ 2003-10-18, 14:42 ] [ + | - | X ]

<whiteb> i wish I had zoom on my camera
<kas-> just buy a broomstick handle
<kas-> and attach the camera to the end
<whiteb> LOL
<kas-> :)
<kas-> that's great zoom!

Quote #1169 (+6) [ 2003-10-19, 19:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<odes> `banlist
<Sparks> dunno
<odes> `listban
<Sparks> `listsluts
<Carrots> lol
<Carrots> dont do that sparks, you'll crash the server

Quote #1180 (+6) [ 2003-10-20, 22:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win
<PooJou> [22:09] <Tate> old t-shirt + boxers = win <- amen to that... thats like... fully malaysian style :D
<Tate> wtf
<Tate> it's no style
<Tate> it's jus
<Tate> a shirt + boxers
<Tate> both random
<Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<PooJou> *suss*
<Tate> lol
<Tate> they're seriosly pink
<Tate> and I wear them
<Tate> otuside
<Tate> I feel like if someone is waling past
<Tate> they'll yell it
<Tate> YOU FUCKING QUEER
<PooJou> 'hey baby, i'm wearing pink boxers'
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> Chicks + boxers + singlet = drool....................
* PooJou goes back to the corner
<Tate> dude
<Tate> chicks + nothing = droll
<Rage> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll <-- lol... droll means boring...
<Tate> haha
<Tate> fuck you tom
<Tate> :P
<PooJou> lol
<PooJou> tates gay!
<PooJou> <Tate> chicks + nothing = droll | [22:12] <Tate> I have pink boxers ^_^
<Rage> lol
<PooJou> I rest my case

Quote #1201 (+6) [ 2003-10-22, 23:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

<RTG> ah i saw Prince last night
<Fod> uh oh
<Fod> did you slap him with your cock?
<RTG> not close enough
<Fod> he was more than 3" away?

Quote #1215 (+6) [ 2003-10-24, 21:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

(Immo_G): had ya 12 barons table 'burgers' for the day
(tensop): eww barons table
(tensop): you know how they make that
(tensop): they stick a 20v+ probe to a peice of cardboard
(tensop): the other to some dog meat
(Immo_G): lol
(tensop): stick both of em in some water
(Immo_G): hahahaha rofl
(Immo_G): electroplated meat

Quote #1221 (+6) [ 2003-10-25, 23:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Parts: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) omg, this channel has no pants!
* Joins: pants (pants@c211-30-226-45.rivrw4.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
(@Agg) phew.

Quote #1278 (+6) [ 2003-11-04, 22:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Draebor hands DDsD a hashcookie
<DDsD> pfft hash?
<DDsD> hash is for n00bs :p
<DDsD> How about a cokecookie? =D

Quote #1287 (+6) [ 2003-11-08, 00:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Jester> dam that ep rocked miina is such a cutey
* Jester chuddles up to Miina-san
<Rickster-> I think you are way to obsesed with anime
<Jester> Pfft stfu i'd hardly say that i'm obsessed. *rollseyes*
<Jester> bbl
* Quits: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com) (Quit: ..)
* Joins: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com)
<Jester> oh and yes im aware of my bloody hostname stfu
* Quits: Jester (jester@sakura.cuddled.up.with.jest3r.com) (Quit: ..)
<Rickster-> .. no comment

Quote #1331 (+6) [ 2003-11-14, 23:34 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Chamelion] Oh for fuck sakes. I'm SICK of this rugs a million dickface claiming they are closing down for good every fricking week.

Quote #1345 (+6) [ 2003-11-16, 21:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rik> that was the funniest bus trip ever
<WhiteyFord> oh Rik.. i guess you got home okay on sat night?
<Rik> no
<Rik> I got raped
<Rik> and dumped in bushland
<CrashDummy> :(
<CrashDummy> rik were you joking before ?
* Rik looks around
<Rik> he touched me in my spethl place
<Rik> that's not cool