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Quote #1413 (+3) [ 2003-12-04, 10:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<CoRDS> we saw a tgv in france
<CoRDS> it was like, "fwooosh" "what the fuck was that" "that was a tgv" "oh"

Quote #1423 (+3) [ 2003-12-07, 13:44 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Junkz0r] why do the call the main control room of a shit the 'bridge' and why is the nav/steering console the 'helm' ??
[Malbert] i call the control room of a shit my asshole

Quote #1431 (+3) [ 2003-12-09, 23:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hunter> grandfather's bugle sounds like a euphemism
<element> for penis
<element> you have to blow SO hard
<element> and keep your lips tight
<MonoJoker> that's rank
<element> im being serious thats how you play it
<Hunter> should i be worried that you know all this
<Manaz> About your grandfather's penis, no less...
<element> tighter your lips=higher the sound
<Manaz> When you bite too hard, he screams?
<Hunter> lol
<william> rofl
<element> when i tighten my lips too much :
<Manaz> So you don't use your teeth on him? How considerate of you... :/
<Hunter> haha

Quote #1432 (+3) [ 2003-12-10, 21:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> my laptop's wired network card died
<Rage> mine is 50% dead
<Rage> it recieves, but can't send packets
<FreeFrag> Quite the opposite of a woman...talks, never listens.

Quote #1475 (+3) [ 2004-01-05, 17:56 ] [ + | - | X ]

<MonkeyINAbaG> CapnChron, has your sister read that quote?
<CapnChron> No
<CapnChron> NO.. She will NEVER know!
<CapnChron> Hopefully
* CapnChron runs off to do a complete format of the internet
<darktranq> rofl

Quote #1479 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 10:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<i386> dear god..... Microsoft Windows XP used upnp to plot with my other home appliances and white goods and they are comming to kill me
<i386> Ive baracaded myself in my room, with serveral cans of tuna
<i386> THE TOAST, IT BURNS!

Quote #1480 (+3) [ 2004-01-06, 20:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lith> woo can't wait till tomorrow....
<dec_> what's tomorrow?
<LoneWolf_> Wednesday

Quote #1520 (+3) [ 2004-01-14, 19:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Tommmo> i have a 5cm one :P
<Tommmo> not premade :P

Quote #1566 (+3) [ 2004-01-29, 03:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<wh0re> shoudl I have a bat or go to sleep
<Ubeek> get best of both worlds Lee
<Ubeek> +the
<wh0re> well my left arm isn't feeling up to it and beating off with your other arm doesn't feel as good
<wh0re> so I might just pack it in
<Ubeek> haha
<Ubeek> another bloody lefty
<wh0re> cursed at birth
<wh0re> on average we live nine years shorter than right-handers
<Ubeek> we do?
<Ubeek> dammit
<wh0re> so yeah not much going for us
<wh0re> at least we have big dicks
<Ubeek> theres always that
* Ubeek grabs his crotch
<wh0re> always an upside
<wh0re> yeah
* wh0re uses two hands to handle his moneybag
<wh0re> they don't call me the Monopoly man for nothing
<Ubeek> I could do olympic pole vaulting with this baby
<wh0re> hahaha
<Ubeek> lol
<Ubeek> 'Go to my nads. Go directly to my nads.'
<wh0re> hahahaha
<Ubeek> and theres a Get out of bukkakke free card

Quote #1602 (+3) [ 2004-02-07, 18:32 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> shows like the hot house and the block are taking two different "popular" programs on australian tv and combining
<knowsfords> Lifestyle and Reality
<knowsfords> all they need is to throw a pair of cops into the mix and they'll have aussie tv in a single hour long show

Quote #1677 (+3) [ 2004-02-23, 01:14 ] [ + | - | X ]

<WoobiE> wee, some guy killed 2 people a few hours ago 20km from me, fled on a quad
<nwatts> :|
<WoobiE> his ex-girlfriend and her young daughter.. nice guy
* PolishMani has quit IRC (Quit)
<nwatts> hrmm
<nwatts> i hate death
<WoobiE> yeah.. that guy is a prick
<nwatts> did you known him personally?
<WoobiE> weve had drinks a few times, but that black hood and reap give me the creeps
<nwatts> hahah
<nwatts> funny man

Quote #1735 (+3) [ 2004-03-09, 18:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

<BOB|Gpl> yay new modem
*** BOB|Gpl is now known as BOB_LOE
<BOB_LOE> and its got 2 more lights!!!
<Bundy> u bored man
<BOB_LOE> yes :|
<BOB_LOE> and its bigger!
<BOB_LOE> gonna paint it red later so i can download files faster

Quote #1740 (+3) [ 2004-03-11, 18:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DJStudd> Is it possible to have a normal blood pressure, yet have "slower flowing" blood? All 3 times I've gone to have blood extracted (blood bank (Was really dizzy for a long while after it) and 2 blood tests) the blood has flowed REALLY slowly
<thetron> DJStudd: No sexual activitys between those 2 intervals

Quote #1749 (+3) [ 2004-03-17, 21:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Ninja] I'm also thinking the raving bunch of linux fanatics are recommending psi, so maybe that means it comes with as little usability as possible
[Techtoucian] Actually... It's funny you mention that. ;-)
[Techtoucian] There's a few things that aren't fully implemented. It's still perfectly usable though.
[Ninja] ...especially if you know the commandline switches ;-)
[Ninja] "add a new contact? Sure, you don't need the mouse, just - psi /addcontact +name dsfds -this -that /1 %2 %3 /w/a/e/g"

Quote #1789 (+3) [ 2004-03-30, 22:00 ] [ + | - | X ]

<rc> I love spam
<rc> Makes me feel impotent

Quote #1808 (+3) [ 2004-04-06, 22:19 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> ask!
<DDsD> How long is TheWedgie's Penis Rage?
<Rage> flaccid or erect?
<TheWedgie> :/
<DDsD> Ahh.. both
<Rage> 4" flaccid
<Rage> 7" errect
<TheWedgie> longer than the third toe on my left foot.
<DDsD> <Rage> lol, my gf thinks i'm gay
<TheWedgie> LOL
<DDsD> I think that *thinks* is the wrong word dude ;p

Quote #1819 (+3) [ 2004-04-10, 22:24 ] [ + | - | X ]

<knowsfords> night all
<knowsfords> was going to stay up till the easter bunny comes, that way I can catch him and hold the worlds chocolate at ransom
<knowsfords> but meh I'm tired

Quote #1827 (+3) [ 2004-04-13, 21:41 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> i know agg was getting the servers installed as a bday present for me.
<aftahours> ;)
<Hunter> aftahours, is this before or after mum and dad told you the easter bunny wasnt real? :P

Quote #1831 (+3) [ 2004-04-14, 12:22 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Stevie> coz that 120gb seagate sata drive is good, but i can't use it
<Borg-[W]> then maybe its not the drives but the organic interface that has the problem
<Stevie> organic interface
<Stevie> ?

Quote #1882 (+3) [ 2004-04-27, 21:46 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Agg> KyocErA - it's a little disturbing how you scream YES!! as soon as I enter..

Quote #1876 (+3) [ 2004-04-26, 17:25 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Remote_Man> Scientists say that one day women will have intelligent DNA inside of them, it's just too bad that 95% of them will spit it out.
<PsychoMatt> you think sperm are intelligent? man you must be pretty damn retarded
<Draffa> Sperm can remember directions.
<PsychoMatt> yeh i guess women cant do that

Quote #1880 (+3) [ 2004-04-27, 10:26 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Yuuhi-kun> once my japanese class starts
<Yuuhi-kun> im gonna ask the finest girl in the class out
<The_uniKoRnio> lol
<Skylar> lol
<ltCd-> ......
<Yuuhi-kun> and get rejected
<Skylar> ull get rejected
<ltCd-> and ur gonna get rejected.

Quote #1894 (+3) [ 2004-04-30, 00:58 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Sciby> Great storyline too.
<Sciby> About a guy named Shin who was backstabbed by his best friend and forced to work for a mercenary airforce somewhere in africa.
<Agg> Shin? is he from Thighland?
<Sciby> No, Buttswana.
<Agg> ahh yes, the foothills.
<Sciby> Yup, at the bottom of the Handies.
<Agg> I carpaled there once.. got a nasty femur, wasn't very humerus.
<Sciby> Heh, I got nothin'. :)

Quote #1907 (+3) [ 2004-05-01, 18:31 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Rage> i'm gonna hit the meat damn hard tonight
<FreeFrag> Hmmmm...quotable, or not?
<Rage> Don't you dare.
<FreeFrag> Obviously that's a yes!

Quote #1923 (+3) [ 2004-05-06, 18:06 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TXtoucian> Hey Jeremy, do you know any javascript at all?
<Shaeks> whats a computer?
<TXtoucian> Good answer.

Quote #1941 (+3) [ 2004-05-09, 18:01 ] [ + | - | X ]

<TensopAway> the problem is melbourne isnt cold weather
<TensopAway> its more like an explosion of randomness

Quote #1976 (+3) [ 2004-05-18, 19:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

(N1H1L) covering yourself in vaseline isnt normal
(N1H1L) unless you're trying to hide out inside an elephant

Quote #1993 (+3) [ 2004-05-22, 18:57 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Lurks> !seen lamers
<Daemon> Last seen Lurks: now
<Lurks> piss off Daemon ;)

Quote #2885 (+3) [ 2005-07-17, 13:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Cycle> Can 2 routers connect to each other?
<shift> that's how the internet works.

Quote #2841 (+3) [ 2005-06-24, 11:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

(@Antihero) I'm watching a bald, fat man dance on webcam.
(@Antihero) Man. This guy can acutually move. :)
(@Antihero) Ok.
(@Antihero) Now it's getting weird.
(@Antihero) He's playing with his breasts.

Quote #2034 (+3) [ 2004-06-06, 12:12 ] [ + | - | X ]

<DrillSGT> THATS RIGHT ASH
<DrillSGT> I HAVE INVADED LIKE A US GENERAL IN NAZI GERMANY!
<TXtoucian> So you got kickbanned?
<DrillSGT> erm . you mean I kicked ass and fucked hot german bitches ;)
<Carl> WTF?
<Carl> Where "hot" == "filthy german bitches beating you with bratwurst"

Quote #2052 (+3) [ 2004-06-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

[Erve] ran out of alcohol :/
[Erve] :crisis:
[BenZ|iBook] lol
[BenZ|iBook] Find some potatoes and the nearest russian
[BenZ|iBook] Vodka ensues!

Quote #2139 (+3) [ 2004-07-12, 22:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<FreeFrag> oli, it's a big game of "Be the first to call Sticks a nazi", it's pretty hard to master but given practise it gets easier.
<oli> FreeFrag: kicking me a few times for no reason doesn't make anyone a nazi
<Sticks> FreeFrag
<Sticks> you know what I must do
<FreeFrag> Sticks :)
<Sticks> don't you FreeFrag
<FreeFrag> oh noes :) :)
<Sticks> hehehe
<Sticks> ready?
* FreeFrag bares bum
* You were kicked by Sticks ( WWWWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Quote #2169 (+3) [ 2004-07-21, 00:53 ] [ + | - | X ]

*matt Q64: In 1964 who was the first non royal to appear on a UK stamp?
<slix> postman pat

Quote #2318 (+3) [ 2004-10-03, 23:28 ] [ + | - | X ]

MxPx_Eli: My car is dead
MxPx_Eli: lol
Owen: What happened to it?
MxPx_Eli: Alternator went poof
MxPx_Eli: (and my car is homophobic) :P

Quote #2381 (+3) [ 2004-11-11, 21:33 ] [ + | - | X ]

* phextwin is now known as confused
* Statts is now known as bewildered
<confused> Together, we are bewildered & confused!
<bewildered> flabergasted wouldnt fit :(

Quote #2386 (+3) [ 2004-11-14, 01:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<outonanisl> lol, you should try jerking off drunk in a waterbed
<outonanisl> its like going on a rollercoaster, just kinda more wierd

Quote #2397 (+3) [ 2004-11-22, 18:54 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzanet> haha
<mazzanet> i love this camera manual
<mazzanet> "Problem: The power is off. Corrective action: Press the power button."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The batteries are loaded incorrectly loaded. Corrective action: Reload the batteries correctly."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The LCD is exposed to direct sunlight. Corrective action: Block the sunlight with your hand."
<mazzanet> "Problem: There are no pictures on the card. Corrective action: Record pictures."
<mazzanet> "Problem: The memory gauge is full. Corrective action: Wait until the memory gauge decreases."
<mazzanet> captain obvious strikes again!
<enigma> "Problem: Mazzanet is repeating himself into different channels. Corrective action: /ignore."

Quote #2411 (+3) [ 2004-12-06, 00:35 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Quadbox> How, exactly, did a pair of clean underpants end up UNDER my computer case?
<Quadbox> ye gods I must have been drunk that night

Quote #2415 (+3) [ 2004-12-07, 23:55 ] [ + | - | X ]

<dec> hi Sciby
<dec> you sexy beast
<Sciby> Yes, I am. get off me.
<Norgs_> pfft
<Norgs_> you wish
<dec> no.
<dec> never!
<dec> i'll be on you til the day you die!
<dec> um
<dec> that didn't sound too good

Quote #2418 (+3) [ 2004-12-08, 18:47 ] [ + | - | X ]

<ruprecht> it is, quite literally, as if satan himself has personally giftwrapped a hangover and placed it in my head

Quote #2463 (+3) [ 2005-01-03, 20:50 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Hadamona> IRC is the only friend I have :/

Quote #2467 (+3) [ 2005-01-04, 20:52 ] [ + | - | X ]

* Agg changes topic to '<neolithic> some bitch was right up me <biatch> Better than re-stuffing when he gets fatter :P'

Quote #2483 (+3) [ 2005-01-10, 01:30 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Aedan_18> maybe i should just do an all nighter
<bungs> i stayed up for 40hrs straight when i was up on the gold coast hehe
<Aedan_18> i stayed up 60hours and worked
<outonanisl> i stayed up for 150 hours, note to self, dont take that much viagra at once

Quote #2525 (+3) [ 2005-01-23, 11:18 ] [ + | - | X ]

<mazzaBBQ> the bbq people were the ones i were standing next to for the last 15 mins
<mazzaBBQ> dammit
<mazzaBBQ> everyone knows me
<David> you found them mazza?
<mazzaBBQ> but i dont know them
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, put the fucking IRC phone in your pocket and socialise.
----- 5 Minutes Later -----
<David> mazza put down the phone man :p
<ace234> mazzaBBQ are you going for the biggest geek award?
<mazzaBBQ> yes
<mazzaBBQ> these people are scaring me
<Reaver|ZzZ> how's mazza on the net
<David> on his phone
<David> nerding it up bigtime
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, are they looking at you with that "Geez...wtf is up with that kid, it's like he has an emotional attachment with IRC" look on thier face?
<David> FreeFrag: $10 says so.
<FreeFrag> mazzaBBQ, turn on the webcam, I want to see thier faces.
<David> take pics!
<David> surely that phone has a camera too
<David> I tried telling mazza yesterday that he shouldn't play with his phone.. he needs to socialise with the people! :D
<FreeFrag> Who knows what mazzanets mobile number is? I'll call up Telstra and have it cancelled because it was stolen. We've got to do this kid a favour.

Quote #2537 (+3) [ 2005-01-25, 23:59 ] [ + | - | X ]

<@Falkor> i wore my gf's name badge for about 2 months
<@Falkor> "Jessica"
<@Falkor> but then we have this thing, mystery shopper
<@Falkor> were a person orders pizza and surveys us on it
<@Falkor> and on the form they put "Served by: Jessica description: Male, light build, brown hair, 5'10". I think he had the wrong name badge??"
<brembo`> lol
<@Falkor> and my boss laughed at me and told me to stop wearing it heh
<@Falkor> so i just stopped wearing a name badge
<@Falkor> people would go to complain about me "I'm going to complain about you... err.. ahh.. umm *looks for badge*" me: "whatever, go home."

Quote #2543 (+3) [ 2005-01-27, 22:37 ] [ + | - | X ]

<marvy\> my gf's friend got knocked up at 13, had the kid at 14, and the father was a 21y/o black guy, and he didnt get in troubloe AT ALL
<BenZ|Lapto> ...
<-- Yomamma has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BenZ|Lapto> Nigga stole her virginity?
<BenZ|Lapto> *runs*
<fen> and her tv apparently..

Quote #2545 (+3) [ 2005-01-28, 18:03 ] [ + | - | X ]

<aftahours> Hadamona: Cos most of our customers are budget tightarses
<Hadamona> lol
<outonanisl> how tight?
<ace234> that got outonanisl interested
<aftahours> as tight as a nuns....
<outonanisl> see you next tuesday aftahours?
<aftahours> see you in a fire?

Quote #2548 (+3) [ 2005-01-30, 18:15 ] [ + | - | X ]

<Narc|NWN> If you want simple, you want a two barrel strommy off an old holden.
<myne> heh yeah
<Narc|NWN> Two tubes with holes in the side for fuel.
<myne> but I want SOME economy :P
<Narc|NWN> I reckon you could make a working replacement from a paper cup, a drill and an old roll of carboad.

Quote #2551 (+3) [ 2005-01-31, 00:39 ] [ + | - | X ]

<AMD64> okay........
<AMD64> lets get this show on the road people
<outonanisl> AMD64 you sound like my mother, next are you going to say "shit a brick" and "lets make like a tree and leave" ?
<AMD64> shit a brick
<AMD64> lets make like a tree and leave
<outonanisl> starwars episode 4 - the lameness continues
<AMD64> starring outonanisl
<outonanisl> and his trusty dropkick, AMD64